How the FUCK do we make a GOOD Sonic TV Show?

Adventure of Sonic kneels to Felix's dick
Sonic Boom kneels to Seinfeld's dick
Sonic Prime was a good idea with horrible execution. RIP Nine.
Sonic X was more boring than YuGiOh if that's possible.
Sonic SatAm was okay but paled in comparison to other 86s metal shows.
Archie & IDW make me barf , they make British Sonic look good by comparison.
https://www.youtube.com/@SuperGotailsAnimations

>>149710975 (OP)
Just have 25 minutes of Rouge engaging in assorted titty shenanigans.

Alright gentlemen I got the answer ...

We set it in the CASINO ZONE, alright? you following me?
We make it a race for the 5th emerald! sounds good so far? alright
Tails matches Sonic in speed just like in the video games, alright?
Tails grows taller than Sonic whenever Tails uses an emerald
Sonic & Tails get in an elevator.
Hungry female evil Tails taller & stronger than Sonic EATS Sonic The Hedgehog
Oops wrong one
Hungry female evil Tails taller & stronger than Sonic RAPES Sonic The Hedgehog
That's better.

What did you all think? Amazing, right? Mwahahahahahahaha >:D AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

But no seriously you either give it to a really good creative vision who forgets these are even video game mascot characters and just makes a great show like Mob Psycho & One Punch Man where they both have a gimmick trying to refreshen the superhero , of course it's still going to be generic as hell...

OR OR ... You give it to a mental lunatic like me who writes something 100% based on feels and you end up with KINOGRAPHY such as this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdYtHefqkWE&ab_channel=NotWhoIAmAnymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgJBzUTTOXQ&ab_channel=Dexter%27sLaboratory (God Genddy really needed a writer for Samurai Jack & Primal)

>What if we just made cool toy commercial sports tournament #3053?
Oh yeah I guess that works too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19qpqjebafg&ab_channel=90sCartoonIntros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tlvXbzW7vw&ab_channel=Colbat5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTBLelM_SyI&ab_channel=traeng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma2eIjkV-C8&ab_channel=LazerB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwHkv1NnXwI&list=RDQwHkv1NnXwI&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Sav%21TheWorldProductions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ctlDcxZbc&list=RDb_ctlDcxZbc&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Fan00279

Anime copied from old westerns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKUB2Mz4XYY&list=RDjKUB2Mz4XYY&start_radio=1&ab_channel=matogolf

>>149711024
this

forgo the shitty male characters, just have Rouge, Amy and Blaze and whatever OC they make for the show on screen all the time and you got yourself a billionaire hit

>>149710975 (OP)
Sonic X had 1 flaw, at least as a kid's show. You know WHO it is.

>>149711201
This
Rouge, Amy, Blaze, Zeena, Vanilla, Sticks, Sage
All fistfighting each other and others in brutal hotblooded death battles like Fist of the North Star

>>149711204
>Chris-chan
>Thorndyke
Do you think they knew?