>women have always been there for me in times of crisis, like my mom
dude what? literally all of her appearances were her neglecting you while cotton went on a rampage and focusing on her dolls, cheating on her new husband, and getting into danger you had to get her out of. she WAS the crisis. they cannot write these characters at all anymore, and i thought a flashback to teen hank crying while cotton calls him a [based]boy was bad. what the fuck is this revival

I’ll tell you hu-what

Hank being retarded when it comes to women is perfectly in character.

>>149726724
im pretty sure it was her last appearance in the show where he outright told his mom he's thought she's a moron for the past 20 years of his life

Does a gay blowjob happen in the reboot at any point? Last year I told my buddy that there was gonna be a gay scene with Hank in the reboot and he believed me and has been super excited about it ever since. I told him Hank was gonna blow Kahn.

He's watching it tonight and i'm super nervous he's gonna find out, so does anyone blow anyone else's cock in it or am I just gonna have to fess up to my lie before he finishes?

>>149726700 (OP)
It’s more that Cotton seemed to be the lesser of two evils in that situation. But yeah it should have focused less on the whole “women good actually” thing and more not blaming your issues on other people in general. Like you could still 100% keep the solution the same just have it be them realizing that they can’t just blame people. The one dude could have realized lying on his dating profile was wrong and the other guy could have realized buying swords was retarded. Also the other dude didn’t make a misogynistic joke, it was just shitty. Honestly the foundation was alright but it would have been better if Hank just saw that GH was buying into the Tate shit and then just had them do stuff together while trying to build a bond. Like fishing or whatever and it would end with him being interested in cars and Hank buying the car anyway.

>>149726740
No, but Kahn does say he watched lizards fuck every night and Dale admits to jacking off to the Zapruder film.

>>149726749
>Also the other dude didn’t make a misogynistic joke, it was just shitty.
It was that really retarded thing a lot of writers do now where they act like men are quaking in their boots that women don't find them funny. Like we went through a decade of "women are funny actually, you're just sexist" but they have to spin it around as "men think they're funny but they're not, they're just sexist." Like I don't know why it keeps coming up in media that men need to be coddled that their toootally funny by a girl or some shit. Where does this even come from.

It's strange that a reboot with a staff full of fat single cat ladies would make the characters constantly sing the praises of women.

>>149726765
Fat single cat ladies that are not funny. Or talented. Or interesting. But they sucked enough metaphorical and actual dick to get where they are.

>>149726776
They really upped the praise Peggy gets by now full-on supporting the already strained "humor" of her conceited moments
>an entire plot where Bill pretends Peggy is his wife, she likes it because the fake version of her is the best woman ever and she likes being glazed to a group of people. when he starts asking her to get directly involved, she immediately says end it all. he pretends she dies, but she gets to overhear Bill praise her as a miracle woman to a gathering of people and tears up, validating her ego
>an entire plot where peggy is mad that hank called her out for pettily claiming she bowled a perfect score, she's constantly mad about it, then when she tries to learn her lesson and tell the truth and be modest for once, hank learns "his" lesson and lies about how perfect she actually is at everything, and he says it makes him horny
>needed to be told bobby is doing an entire weekly special after her retarded spapeggy and meatballs thing just so she can stop having panic attacks in the MRI, then immediately apologizes to the doctor for bobby being entitled

>>149726757
>Dale admits to jacking off to the Zapruder film.
I can work with this. If he gives me shit tomorrow i'm gonna tell him that this was what I meant when I heard that gay shit was gonna happen in the reboot.

>>149726817
He said it was because there were shapely women in the video. I don't know why anyone's engaging in your retarded shitpost but you have no "out."

>>149726814
Imagine typing this entire thing by yourself alone

>>149726700 (OP)
>Dubai chocolate has always been there for me in times of crisis, like my Labubu

>>149726843
Not that anon, but I'm not sure what's supposed to be bad about that post. Seems pretty standard to me.

Gynocentrism is engraved into modern intersectional slop-consciousness. They have no idea they are on the same coin that the "patriarchy" is on but on different sides. And they both operate on the motto "whores must be coddled and infantilized or else i'll turn into a hysterical malfunctioning NPC".

the dogmatism you see on modern shows reflects that, without religion, lost people will end up worshipping imperfect meatbags (whore feefees) and collectivist ideology instead of the divine or free will. i hate that shit so much. at the very least, the show kind of makes fun of connies poly degeneracy instead of out-right shilling it.

>Cotton apologists
enjoy being sexless

>>149726700 (OP)
>women have always been there for me in times of crisis, like my mom
I get wanting to make a point about women also being there for men, but using Hank of all people for that moral is probably the dumbest thing they could do.
Besides maybe Bobby, I can't think of a single character that has actually consistently been there for him during a crisis, male or female.

>>149726921
in the very next episode she puts a lot of their retirement money into stocks, everyone insists hank join or get constantly pushed out of his house and friend group, then when he buys it in some heartwarming moment, it plummets in the next scene and he loses all his extra retirement money, but peggy was "smart" and sold hers right before it crashed so only hank fucked up

it's frustrating seeing so many retards being wrong about the best and my favorite episode of the season.

You lied /co/. You said Peggy gets less terrible after the first two episodes, if anything she just gets worse.

>>149726961
They saw themselves in the men that were being made fun of.

>>149726973
she's consistently funny. the only waste is Bill.

>/co/ seething over 1 episode of 10
The Cotton fade was kino

>>149726961
What about the OP message do you not agree with? I get it, everyone's trying their best to enjoy the bright spots of characterization, but that ending in no way makes up for the retardation the rest of the episode has. If anything it's sad a decent moment between GH and Hank had to be wrapped around such an awful episode, you should want better. Someone already said the general progression could've been the same without devoting an episode to strawman incel scam culture.

>>149726700 (OP)

idk all the rest but wtf was that 'joke' with the geckos having sex in Kahn's garage? In a way it feels like while capturing most of the original spirit of koth, there's been some degeneration in quality. Society-wide issue, even an attempt at a faithful revival of something old shows how far we've fallen.

>>149726961
I liked it, but my favorite was probably the cultural appropriation one. It’s still good, just wish it had more Hank and GH actually talking to each other. Also is it me or are the episodes going by very fast? Like I watched them back to back but the pacing in all of them feels much quicker. Also the way Hank said half brothers felt off, like I don’t think he would have made that distinction for either GH or Junichiro given he wouldn’t care about it.

>>149726822
Well he's lying cause there ain't no shapely women in it.
>I don't know why anyone's engaging in your retarded shitpost
I was asking for help.

>>149727030
telling how the incel bashing is the cause of the dissent.
>captcha g00n

I only just started watching the new season, like 5 minutes into the first episode, and I really wanted to hate it due to shit like the recasting of VAs but it's actually surprisingly funny so far. I might be being a little hasty but I wanted and expected this to be a shit and I'm pleasantly surprised.

I guess one obvious criticism that can be made is that it has a bit of an exaggerated, almost fanfictiony kinda feel, like it feels like they're trying to push every possible King of the Hill-style joke to the max. Feels weird to say that about an episode written by Judge/Daniels but also makes sense when you remember they only wrote like 2 episodes of the OG show, both in the first season. So arguably their take on the characters might feel a little difference compared to the past writers who wrote more of the episodes.

Anyway yeah, I'm sure I'll find something to bitch about as I progress through the season (since I've seen the preview clip of Kahn's voice and it's bad, also heard Hardwick's Dale performance is really rough too), but I've been spoiled on a few of the jokes by /co/ and they seem decent as well.

>>149726885
gaychads win again

>>149727133
I really wish people were capable of basic commentary on something anymore. It shouldn't be treated like some big mystery, or some handwaved excuse, as to why people would find an episode like this retarded and poorly written beyond "you just want to complain" or "they offended you personally because of something they said." But that's literally the only thing people are capable of saying anymore.

Honestly that's probably why people are apologizing for the revival so much, it's written with the same current mindsets 90% of people here watching it have been in for the past decade, so they don't understand the problem anymore let alone how it's different from the original. People couldn't even recognize the Microagressions billboard gag as feeling out of place like a New Norm joke. Because this type of writing and humor is all anyone's experienced for years.

>>149727028
If it makes you feel any better, I was consistently expressing my disappointment since the drop on a per episode basis. None of them were great and I doubt I'll rewatch any of them in the future.

Im gonna be honest, The Andrew Tate focused Ep didnt really bother me at all. There were way worse Ep's compared to that one and I mean this both in the sense of the original 13 seasons + all the other Ep's this reboot had to offer

Bill not receiving a single punishment for tarnishing both Hank and Peggy's names just so Bill can get "street cred" from the Arlen Black Community was worse then GH attempting to be an Alpha Male

Chore Money Chore Problems had a terrible moral and it comes from Peggy of all people

>Sometimes Young People just want another Young Person to give them advice

Its like Mike Judge was making fun of the people who used Better Help even tho everything in relation to that was a tragedy. This entire season felt like the writers didnt like focusing on Hank at all it felt like this was strictly a Peggy and Bobby focused season

I also dont understand the Appropriation Ep at all. "Fuck off Hwyt Boi we wuz Yasuke n sheet no Charcoal for you." The idea that a black man larping as a Japanese man can deny Bobby the right to sell him charcoal because of his race is bullshit. Its a rare instance I actually agreed with Chane of all people

>You cant double up on your race card. Im Laotian you asshole.

>>149727251
>Bill not receiving a single punishment for tarnishing both Hank and Peggy's names
Hank at least gave him a stern talking to and acknowledged how disgusted he was at the sexy photoshopping. Him giving it over to Peggy was the problem, because it just became another outlet for her to be pretentious and it became her story.
>Chore Money Chore Problems had a terrible moral and it comes from Peggy of all people
Like multiple episodes this season, aspects of it didn't even make sense. Her being mad that Hank avoided talking about himself to the family doesn't work because he applied what the wife was talking about with a direct example of his own wife, which was directly valuable to the problem at hand. What was he supposed to do, tell the woman who couldn't breastfeed well that he couldn't get Bobby to suck on HIS nipple either?

>>You cant double up on your race card. Im Laotian you asshole.
Chane's argument with the black guy was one of the only scenes I truly liked in all 10 episodes, because the frustration in one character to another felt like the classic energy the show used to have with its characters finally getting fed up with people's nonsense and starting to lose it.
>Now I know he's Japanese, because he's stubborn as hell!

>what should of been the lesson: These men are scammers and using your insecurity against you
>or stop blaming women for all your problems and work on yourself
>what it is: You are all manhaters. Do better
It's all so tiresome.

>>149726973

>>149727338
>>or stop blaming women for all your problems and work on yourself
That's the lesson every time in these fucking stories, including this episode. Women are never responsible for anything.

>>149726843
>imagine scrutinizing the media you consume instead of constantly eating shit without complaint
lmao

>>149727400
>women made me short and buy swords with my lunch money
pathetic.

>>149727400
So what are you gonna do about it jackass? Gonna complain some more at 3AM or are you yuropoor or brown?

>>149727197
Life didn't stop moving in 2005 because you wished it did.

>>149727163
Followup: Dale's voice is definitely bizarre and it's weird to me that the VA could just completely forget how he did it considering he did the voice all the time on his youtube channel, but I'm not hating it as much as people's reactions led me to expect. Like maybe the new Kahn VA just dragged my expectations way down but I can at least tell Dale is voiced by the same guy in the episodes Hardwick recorded

Pamela Adlon deepening the Bobby voice works better than I expected too. Boomhauer sounds harder to understand than before but maybe that's deliberate, like playing up the voice to throw off even people who are used to it

>>149727338
I don't know why they'd do this episode but tell the same "moral" everyone else does. It's always "women aren't the problem, you select archetypes we decided to write into the story are." I don't encourage engaging in this culture war shit at all but if you really wanna fucking do a story about it, you should be willing to actually dive into the real problems of all of it and acknowledge both sides. Not just have a group of men who do dumb things, blame women, then they learn they were actually the problem. Them going through the group and them saying "yeah, I do waste my alimoney money. Yea, I actually did lie about my height" etc was braindead.

You know Rocko's Modern Life had a revival comic that did this shit too. I'm so fucking tired of it.

I'm not watching this reboot and I never will.

But because this episode touched on men vs. women shit I know you trolls are going to make a million threads about it. Rediscover the ability to feel shame and kill yourselves.

>>149726700 (OP)
Did you know: this is the only episode credited to a Velma writer?

Boy I could have never guessed!

>>149726973
Women get constantly worse with age
So pretty realistic writing

>>149726973
>peggy hate
daring today, aren't we?

>>149726740
you can delay the lie, there's still a "season 15" that's just basically the second half of a whole season due to modern season ordering practices

Clowns like Tate and the rest of the "manosphere" are a reddit peeve non-issue just like Karens and NFTfags were a couple of years back. They're the lowest hanging fruit that the biggest faggots in society religiously go after and if you think they're a threat to anything of worth you are literally human cattle.

>>149726700 (OP)
they were also about 3 years late to this trend
tate and manosphere content and talking points haven't been relevant in over 2 years

>>149727682
What did you expect, shitlibs pretend like Ben Shapiro is still relevant in any way.

>>149727693
>400k+ view video a day ago
Shabibo still obviously has a audience
Tate still gets in the news
Liver King has been popping off
Joe Rogan is the highest viewed podcast still

>>149727734
>still obviously has a audience
So? It still doesn't make him relevant.

>>149726700 (OP)
>women have always been there for me in times of crisis, like my mom
they really said it? does these people even know KOTH at all? you know, their own lore?

>>149727744
You brought him up not me you sleazy jew

>>149727251
>Bill not receiving a single punishment for tarnishing both Hank and Peggy's names just so Bill can get "street cred" from the Arlen Black Community was worse then GH attempting to be an Alpha Male
Yeah I really didn't like that episode. It's one of those "something good happens to Bill for once so he starts acting like a douche" type of episodes that the later seasons started doing except he really gets no comeuppance for it because Peggy is still Peggy and what he says about her during her eulogy just gives her an ego boost.

>>149726700 (OP)
I liked the intent of the episode. I just think the message is flawed. It should've been more about how this Andrew Tate bullshit is just a grift that feeds off the insecurity of fatherless men who need a macho role model in their life. Instead it just turns into "misogyny is bad" which yeah no shit. That's not why this shit is so effective towards impressionable young men though.

>>149726776
>constantly sing the praises of women
Constantly? I'm only two episodes in. Is this really gonna be a thing?

>>149727473
But a woman did make him short, and the fact they body shame based on height is an issue.

>>149727858
Get the knee surgery then shortie or I am gonna son ya

>>149726961
Honestly OP has a point. Tilly was a shitty mother. Yeah Cotton was even worse but she was pretty bad too. All of those things he mentioned were things she did in the original series. Hank even called her an idiot right in her face for all the dumb shit she's done in the past.

The fact Hank turned out somewhat normal despite being raised so awfully is honestly a miracle.

>Ex says that if I were a king of the hill character i'd be bill

Should I kill myself? This is the worst insult i've ever recieved.

Regardless of context it's so bizarre seeing these kind of words spoken out loud in mainstream media.

>>149727888
Theres no way Cotton actually said that. I get they were making a point to show that G.H. was turning into Cotton with the misogyny but it sounds even dumber when you got a WWII veteran saying it.

>>149726961
>>149726990
Cotton told Hank he was a better father than him repeatedly throughout the show. The velma writer had no idea what the fuck she was doing and it shows.
>>149727888
Cotton saying basedboy in the 80s was fucking painful.

>>149727897
>>149727905
I don't believe it was actually Cotton saying Onions Boy but part of the transition between GH going off and Hank's real memory of Cotton.

>>149726700 (OP)
Well, men do tend to white knight their for moms. It's not easy to accept your mother could be a bad person.

>>149726700 (OP)
It's weird how it almost feels like classic KOTH at moments but then they'll throw some sex joke and an F-bomb in that just feels crass and unnecessary. Theres also moments where they do really good callbacks like Bobby meeting the grandson of one of the fitty men Cotton killed. but then moments like this where Hank just ignores all the bad shit his mother did for the sake of a moral. The Cotton flashback was awesome but it's immediately ruined by what he said which is cringe. You can tell these aren't the same writers of the old show.

You guys act like the misogyny angle hasn't been brought up multiple times in the past, specifically with Cotton

>>149727993
It just comes completely out of left field this time. Like the message should've been "stop blaming everyone else for your own fuckups" instead of being "stop blaming women for your own fuckups". They bring the misogyny angle up only at the end. In fact, Hank is on board with the group until then. Which is probably why they added that "oh, and they hate women too" part because they wrote themselves into a corner and needed an easy way out.

>>149728028
>Like the message should've been "stop blaming everyone else for your own fuckups" instead of being "stop blaming women for your own fuckups".
but anon that's what your average chvddie does. when you get down to it it's just ressentiment towards women

>>149726700 (OP)
Episodes like this are pointless because they will never approach the issues with women and society that make men feel isolated or ignored. You're listening to a wine aunt bitch about her algorithms on social media when you watch crap like this

This reboot was so fucking boring. I remember the tail end of the original run having lackluster writing, so I shouldn't be surprised. But holy shit, try telling a joke every once in a while instead of this retarded superficial observational humor that circles the drain throughout the whole run of the episode.
>Oh look this guy is actually really insecure hee hee
>Oh look Peggy is a stupid twat whose solutions are worse than the original problem hee hee
>Oh look Bobby has a vegan girlfriend hee hee
I guess if I was a lazy hack writer I would also save my A-game, my B-game and my C-game for a cartoon people actually expect to be good

>>149726731
He legit respects her for staying with Cotton until he moved out. That's it.


But she is a moron otherwise.

>>149728071
>Oh look Peggy is a stupid twat whose solutions are worse than the original problem hee hee
anon that's Peggy's entire character. she's incredibly overconfident. I found the fact that she sold her stock at its peak interesting, because it shows she was able to overcome her ego and listen to Hank for once

>>149727993
Hank’s plenty misogynistic by modern standards
Had a whole episode telling Bobby Andrew Tate-esque dating advice how men can’t call first and have to tell the girl where they’re gonna go and yada yada

>>149727880
It’s your Ex. If you listen to her then you really ARE Bill

>>149728111
Yeah I know that but you're missing the point, the other episodes tried to be funny at the very least

>>149728113
Also that whole ep that feminist roastie with the nose piercing told Peggy that Hank’s oppressing her by making her be a stay at home mom and Hank made fun of Pro-Choicers

>>149727529
Damn. First they made ralph a tranny and now this. Its like they thrive on bringing things back just to shit on them.

>>149728069
I don’t think i can name a single thing that ever had an honest look at disenfranchised men

>>149727888
The internet was a mistake

>>149728138
Read Extension du domaine de la lutte. Best and most honest story explaining the modern disenfranchised man and what causes it
It has a movie that is a perfect adapt until the very end which they fucked up to make it feminist

People are acting like this episode didn't have the most lukewarm, normalfag-coded message it could possibly have given the subject matter.
I'm not sure what would make some of you happy apart from the episode going full redpill. We had basically the same episode in earlier seasons when Cotton was introduced and taught Bobby to slap girls on the ass.
I will say the resolution was pretty weak. Hank is usually methodical and wouldn't call on Dale for petty blackmail for something like this. "Your mom funds your business" isn't funny or impactful. Should have pointed out Tate is only rich from selling losers courses on how to be rich.

>>149728164
The lesson they wanted to tell was basically incels are only incels because they’re lying, which is a lie

Boy that guy got him mad tho
My dad was like “get outta mah hoouusee mah They/Them/Xir ain’t much but thee/they/xe’s all I got!”

>>149726952
So the plot bent itself over backwards to make the woman right.

>>149728164
>"Your mom funds your business" isn't funny or impactful.
it undermines Tate's whole sham. he's not rich and isn't even married despite preaching about family in his advertisement. he even had to bring up women in joke guy's rant.
>"and who is more than half of the population"
that part made me laugh.

>>149728028
Incels do hate women.

>>149728203
Either start off with the misogyny angle at the start, or don’t
Them bringing it up at the end just feels like they wrote themselves in a corner because they couldn’t figure out how hank could end up hating this place

It could have been better if the escalation was more harsher and ridiculous exercises that brought out hank’s memories of his dad
They sorta do that but it could have been more elegant

>>149726700 (OP)
the port aransas episode clashes so hard with the 12 angry men one. she was so butthurt because hank wouldnt defend her to cotton until the end, but she lets these vile old bitches talk down to hank no problem with the excuse that she used miniatures to cope with cotton. unfortunately for hank, he was there too, and there was nothing for him to cope with. she left the boy to fend for himself with his ptsd addled father.

>>149728181
Half truth rather than a lie

Genuinely do not care about this episode much. Thought the jokes were weak and heard them before on the internet like 4 years ago
That said
Hank having that flashback because he saw his father in GH was fucking kino

This season has a lot of weird misfires like this.

>>149727839
No, people's brains a just fucking fried

>>149727839
The women in the show are the butt of a lot of jokes. Hell Peggy is constantly a joke throughout this new season and all the women turned into wine moms with a social media addiction. Jesus people. It's King of the Hill, shit is has more nuanced writing in it than most shows. It's not that black and white.

>OP: Implying Tilly was a good mom is strange and inconsistent.
>Every fucking response: WHY DIDN'T YOU LIKE THE GH MOMENT ARE YOU AN INCEL
Why are people defensive of this season in such a deliberately obtuse way? That's quite literally not what OP was discussing.

>>149728358
This specific episode of the new season really showed how shit Tilly was as a mom, she treats GH like he's Cotton. Passively. Hell she had to beg Hank to spend time with him because she's too weak to talk to him. Yeah she was a shitty mom, this show is filled with flawed characters.

You know, I don't think I've ever seen a modern show ever tackle the female version of this issue.
With shit like the Tea App, we know they're a significantly bigger group, but they're barely ever tackled in media it seems.

>>149728386
Anon, that's Didi. Not Tilly.
Tilly is Hank's mother.

>>149728401
Society allows women to get away with a much wider range of sociopathic behaviour just because they're "the weaker sex".

>>149728417
Yeah I meant Didi
Tilly was a pretty shit mom too because she just ran off to her fantasy world whenever something bad happened

>>149727962
I havent gotten to the ep with Cotton/Hank's mom stuff yet but isnt Hank giving his mom slack in line with what he would do? Been awhile but I thought he generally viewed her more fondly than Cotton even if she was a dumbass slut

>>149726700 (OP)
>Weakest episode in the season
>Written by the Velma writer
Curious

>>149728620
I think the Kahn episode was weaker but this one isn't far behind. Only two weak episodes of the season imo

>>149727897
>>149727905
>Theres no way Cotton actually said that.
He didn't
>I get they were making a point to show that G.H. was turning into Cotton
Exactly. It was just the transition before it went full flashback mode.

>>149727962
All of your complaints are from episode 9, the Velma writer episode.
>>149728028
Yes, it's the weakest episode written by the weakest writer that had no business being on the staff.

>>149728639
Objectively speaking I don't think that episode was as bad, I think Kahn's new voice just ruins it. If some brave soul eventually edits the episode with his and Ted's old voices, it likely improves tremendously.

Despite the writing for this episode, I genuinely looking forward to Hank and GH bonding in the future. Bobby is kinda his own man now, and Luanne is basically written off, and Hank is at his best when he's either sharing life experience or doing something out of his element to get closer to someone.

>>149727251
I figured they were taking the piss out of the black guy since it was such an obvious hypocrisy and everyone was just frustrated with the guy. I think the difference is that when they go on something like that they have to be 'subtle' while if they go after the 'manosphere' they have to be as subtle as a brick to the face.

>>149726700 (OP)
Did you literally forget that Hank always stood up to his mother in the OG series even with the acknowledgement that she wasn't the best person?

>>149728972
Tilly's such an unfaithful whore who cheats on Gary without any remorse. Cotton was right to treat her like the sbuhuman that she is.

I just recently had to do a 1 hour DEI training course from HR. I now understand how crazy the left are in how they view communication and relations. They must be stopped.

>>149728780
Agreed, I just hope that they don't give that Velma cunt the next GH episode.
>>149729032
Did they use that fucking standing on boxes to illegally watch a baseball game picture with the 3 Mexicans?

>>149727671
>tell boys and men to be men
>we hate this bald headed faggot but sure he's saying truth

>tell women to be accountable
>hitler, satan, abuser, incel!

>>149729047
>Did they use that fucking standing on boxes to illegally watch a baseball game picture with the 3 Mexicans?
It was waaaaay worse. Lots of videos and forced quizes and having to listen through dialogue. You were unable to skip to the next slide until you interacted with ALL content per page.

>>149727497
More like 2008

>>149729047
wouldn't equity just break the tall mans knees so he's on their level?

>King of the Hill S14 E01-E10 (1080p)

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>>149729108
That's what equity is in modern day, yes, though they'll never admit it.

>>149728188
Quite the opposite.
>>149728181
No, it's because they're horrifically unpleasant p. Not a single incel I've ever encountered in real life has been pleasant to be around nor pleasant looking, pleasant sounding, pleasant smelling and I'm sure if anyone ever had the chutzpah to actually touch one of these malformed fucks, they'd be unpleasantly oily, too.
Why would anyone want to fuck something unpleasant?
>waahwaah looksism!
I know plenty of absolute uggos who get pussy. I volunteer with a disability advocacy group. I know a deformed, wheelchair-bound midget who somehow not only got married to a normal but managed to cheat on her with his care nurse, get divorced and start plopping that nurse pussy. Dude is ugly as fuck.
Incels deserve the derision they get. Yes, even you.

>>149726952
You're leaving out the fact that Peggy straight up says that sold because she realized Hank had been right the entire episode.

I'm only like 3 episodes in but I am really enjoying it at least for the most part. It's definitely a little weird hearing them say more modern things but it's fine.

I think the best bit so far was the George Bush museum though.


>JUB! JUB! JUB!

>>149726749
>just have it be them realizing that they can’t just blame people. The one dude could have realized lying on his dating profile was wrong and the other guy could have realized buying swords was retarded

That's literally what happens

I am really enjoying Emillio.

>>149726961
>Cotton calling Hank a soiboy
This is so insanely stupid and perfect at the same time

Between the premiere episode of this season of South Park and this episode of King of the Hill we've seen a lot of /pol/ seething here lately

>>149729382
He's good but doesn't fill the gap left by Enrique and Joe Jack honey

>>149729430
This reminds me of the first season of arcane where it was obvious that the show is pretty much well liked and how obvious it is people are lying about how bad it is

>>149729460
To be fair the people recommending the show were LoL fans, the scepticism was well placed

>>149726757
>Dale jerks off to the JFK assassination
I would never have believed this if I didn't hear it for myself

>>149729441
Personally I like him more. Probably in part because he's more of a friend and right hand man to Bobby

lol retarded faggots seething over being called out in the incel episode is funny

Go back to your south park thread, schizo ass shitposter

>>149726724
But dude! Redditors told me in the other threads that Hank is a real man and that's why Bobby is such a Chad who women love! Don't tell me they lied?

>>149729550
I didn't know it was possible to be too stupid and irony poisoned to understand KOTH but here you are

>>149729515
The episode isn't even shitting on the men that were on the group, hell it even fucking shows that those "men's mental health groups" aren't even bad of themselves like most media depictions would show

>>149727897
G.H. barely has memories of Cotton, the whole point is that void of a father figure, G.H. projects what he believes his father would be like based off masculinity influencers who also sell to guys who lack strong male role models.

>>149729047
The way to make this image actually represent equity would be if the fence was then immediately raised to be 1 head taller, but there were still only 3 boxes.

>>149729417
It was GH calling him that as it transitioned into a flashback. Cotton didn't literally call him a onions boy back then.

>>149726700 (OP)
>Makes fun of "ethical non-monogamy"
>Makes fun of manosphere grifters
>Makes fun of race grifters
>Makes fun of BPD girls
Some episodes were funny, some weren't, but I think it tackled the right topics of the current day.

>>149726952
You're forgetting how they kept trying to invite Hank at every opportunity and him buying stocks in Pig Force was a act of shame he did on the toilet

>>149729460
>that the show is pretty much well liked
only the twitter and reddit fags and the typical gay coded fags like it.

>>149729845
but muh orange man...

>>149729472
>To be fair the people recommending the show were LoL fans
No they werent. Half the people who praised it said they dont even play LoL. I played it before it went to shit and it has nothing to do with LoL. It's someone fanfiction written in some half ass universe of LoL and thats even shitty.

>>149729845
Having every episode be some variation of "Yeah this thing exists ok whatever also Hank is old lol" made the show feel like it was too afraid to tackle anything. The old show had a striking message about big businesses and all the mega-lo-mart scenes were funny on top of it. Nothing in the new episodes even came close

>>149729948
I had a feeling the new show would have that. Too much hand holding these days with what you can make. Even Judge is not immune to that

>>149729988
I think Judge phoned it in because he also does work on Common Side Effects, one of the best animated shows in recent memory. Or because so many people hated and then forgot about the new Animaniacs seasons, so he figured the same thing was gonna happened to KOTH since it's basically the same idea

>>149726700 (OP)
Hank would go up to bat for his mom, and recognized how much shit she took from Cotton, despite how awkward their relationship actually was. It doesn't feel out of character.

>>149727529
Anthony Burch wrote that shit.

The episode where Hank doesn’t stand up for his mom is evidence of his weak character. Hanks a fake man

>>149730174
>The episode where Hank doesn’t stand up for his mom is evidence of his weak character
If your mother was shitty, dont take up for her is the man's way to confront it.

>>149726961
>GH is a baby
>8 year timeskip
>GH is a teenager
Hank is trapped in a simulation plot confirmed

>>149727381
>OOOH NO, YOU GAVE ME THE OLD SPICY PICKLE BALL, NANCY!

>>149726952
They keep trying to invite him and a crash right after buying is something very common, I've been through it many times.

>>149727868
anon hank is retarded. the best and only argument i should make is he married peggy. that alone should tell you about how he sees women. god dammit i hate peggy as a person

>>149730440
I unironically liked her. I even think the writers made her a rounded character but they had to backpedal with the office scene because otherwise it would make no sense for Bobby to leave her for Connie.
Connie, btw, it's very boring now. I think she's this season Luanne because the writers have some ideas about what to do with her but don't do anything at all.

>>149726700 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtmFVA8M6Eo

My favorite part of the season was when they would reference a thing that happened in an earlier episode lol!

>>149729372
Did you just hone in on that specific part and not actually read the whole post? I’ll quote it for you.
>more not blaming your issues on other people in general. Like you could still 100% keep the solution the same just have it be them realizing that they can’t just blame people
It shouldn’t be solely about not blaming women but all people.

>>149730629
if only short men didn't lie on dating apps then they'd be fine

>>149730629
KEK

>>149730629
Instantly btfo

>>149730596
Same. I kinda wish she was sticking around because the dynamic she added to Bobby and even the Hill family was fun.

Just finished the season. I admit I didn't laugh at any of the episodes and there were a lot second hand embarrassment in each episode, but in I did enjoy it. Each episode ties itself with a bitter sweet knot. I will be watching Season 2

>>149730753
No. keep woke girls out of stories. tired of them in every fucking modern show

>>149730440
She seems like the type to want to fuck Hank.

>>149730768
She was more just air head hippie than sjw. She even realized that her dad wasn’t to blame for what happened in their relationship and blamed Jerry Jones (even took a dump on his desk)

>>149726814
>the punchline is peggy is better off dead
>admitted, it's dumb that the episode indicates peggy *shouldn't* be called out on her bullshit but her lies are mostly inconsequential and do not hold
>it wasn't about bobby saying anything, it was about bobby being there

>>149726700 (OP)
You really assuming Cotton was the more supportive parent who helped actually raise and take care of Hank?
Did you need a flashback of her making his school lunch every day or sitting with him when he was sick or someshit?

>>149726961
I don't think it's as bad as everyone here says (it's not even the worst episode, that's the Kahn episode) but it is nowhere near the best of the revival.

>>149730795
>She was more just air head hippie than sjw.
All her mannerisms was sjw. And hippe and sjw are basically the same. Ive been through both types and they only difference is what shit they believe in based on current politics.

I want Bobby to leave Ted and work with his parents now that they are loaded with Peggy's investment money.

>>149727338
>or stop blaming women for all your problems and work on yourself
Isn't that what happened?

>>149730827
When did she bring up anything about patriarchy or other dumb shit like that? Not to mention she is able to show a modicum of critical thinking.

>>149730652
So your solution is that they shouldn't be mad at women for there problems but the entire world for not conforming to their dumbass actions

>>149728194
>it undermines Tate's whole sham. he's not rich and isn't even married despite preaching about family in his advertisement.
He also walked away with 2 grand from a sucker like Hank and the rest. Even if we assume that 50 grand was his mom's (I dont understand why this is meant to be some point of shame) he made about 10 grand off a single retreat. I assume he didn't make this business a week ago since the episode doesn't say that, so we can assume he has made more than 10 grand since then. If he holds these retreats regularly with similar attendance, let's say two per month, then he has already made more money than that initial investment. Therefore by every objective measurement the not Andrew Tate guy is a success, and whatever he thinks is working.

See this is what people are talking about when these episodes don't feel thought out. KOTH was not exactly a cerebral show when it was relevant, but that same mediocre writing is now 20 years old and did not progress even slightly. But people are so unintelligent nowadays that posts like
>Maybe the moral should have been to avoid grifters praying on insecurities, and leave out the shit about "men earning women" while conspicuously making women in the episode all look flawless
is seen as controversial incel shit. Surely anyone who has this rational response to a badly-written episode is a sexless loser destined to shoot up a grocery store.

>>149730827
Hippies are literally pushing right wing anti vax shit now and tradwife shit, they are not sjws

>>149730876
they are the original sjws. no matter how conservative they appear

>>149730854
So you took that from me saying
>more not blaming your issues on other people in general
How mad are you right now? Because I genuinely don’t see how you could possibly be that retarded that you would misconstrue what I said that badly without it being in bad faith.

Bobby and Hank should be the main show. Dale and Peggy should be the secondary.

>>149730889
Dude just admit you're a pedophile and an incel already

>>149730629

Suddenly this thread turned into something about as nuanced and informed as the new episodes

>>149728181
inceldom is nothing but a cope mentality for the mentally feeble

>>149729264
You may have something of a point if the term 'incel' didn't include basically 80% of men. You faggots call married men incels now.

>>149730925
Literal retard Chads impregnate 20 women in their liftimes, while 200 iq incels cannot get a single date, inceldom has nothing to do with the mind or merit, it's women and the way people are born.

>>149726700 (OP)
>dude what? literally all of her appearances were her neglecting you while cotton went on a rampage and focusing on her dolls, cheating on her new husband, and getting into danger you had to get her out of. she WAS the crisis. they cannot write these characters at all anymore, and i thought a flashback to teen hank crying while cotton calls him a [based]boy was bad. what the fuck is this revival
hank was in denial about cotton when the show started, likely is still in denial about his mother quite ironic isnt it?

>>149730958
reminder that intellegience is measured on feminist safe society standards and not survival/ human survival standards. So in that regard, any "smart' person is actually retarded

>>149730958
You stole that from Idiocracy you fuckface

>>149729845
>Makes fun of race grifters
Did it really though? E3 had the black 'asian' guy but it did nothing to actually call him out for his bullshit.

You aren't owed sex

>>149726749
>But yeah it should have focused less on the whole “women good actually” thing and more not blaming your issues on other people in general.
hank outright hated his father and blamed him for a lot of things

>>149730958
I know nerds, fat people, and ugly people that get girls all the time. Inceldom is a quitter's mentality. Life deals unequal hands all the time but that doesn't mean you have to immediately fold if you don't automatically get a pair of aces.

>>149730980
Idiocracy is a documentary literally due to the fact that women value looks and height more than intellect you dumb fuck.
>>149731011
Yes we are, and women are not owed human rights.

>>149730958
Just say you haven't had sex and believe 80/20 is real

>>149730827
Lol do you even know what a sjw is?

>>149726765
>"men think they're funny but they're not, they're just sexist."
from the same season as connie is being a whore and everyone dunks on her?

>>149731022
You know 5/10 men who got jobs and settled with obese women who are 2/10s. That isn't fixing the problem it's just adapting to it.
>>149731028
>Believe
Lol we both know it's real.

>>149731023
You are not owed sex

>>149731011
And women aren't owed 'respect'. Why are men expected to earn it if women aren't?

>>149731032
a modern hippie

>>149731008
That episode was actually pretty subtle in its criticism, like the german guys weren't really called out either but there's an inherent ridiculousness about them being focused on racial purity or the charcoal guy being so hung up on Bobby's race when he's a black dude raced by a Japanese family.

>>149731023
>>149730980
Idiocracy's reasoning was more that smart, educated couples choose to not have kids, not that smart people can't get dates.

>>149731052
ok jose, you clearly don't

>>149731060
I dated them. I know them well enough.

>>149731059
Yeah but it did also show female hypergamy at the start.
>>149731050
I am. Sorry but I just am! Women are not owed human rights so pipe down before you get your tongue cut out, women have no freedom of speech.
Or well you do because we live under literal matriarchy now but you shouldn't.

>>149731055
You could argue that but the thing with arguing subtlety is that one can still have room to argue that they aren't being criticized. Compare that treatment to the manosphere episode where they don't even attempt to be 'subtle'.

>>149731045
>I don't want to "settle" for a woman I am owed a 10/10 Stacey despite being a 2/10 myself!
Y-you do see the irony in this, right?

>>149729032
They're here to replace you

>>149731083
You are not owed sex

>>149731093
how can they replace me if they cant reproduce

>>149726814
>They really upped the praise Peggy gets by now full-on supporting the already strained "humor" of her conceited moments
hank and bobby outright cringe at peggys bullshit
>Bill praise her as a miracle woman to a gathering of people and tears up, validating her ego
did you see the pictures he had of her? he shopped her into an add of a model next to a motorcycle
>needed to be told bobby is doing an entire weekly special
her having separation anxiety was hinted since the first couple minutes of the season

>>149731088
No fuck you, I'm tired of seeing the same leftist bean pole men get 9/10 women meanwhile I have an actual job with actual politics and get rejected because I vote red

>>149731085
Eh, I think the episode was more subtle than most because Hank still sees inherent value in men's groups and traditional masculinity, he just sees these manosphere groups as the self-damaging grifters they are.

>>149731107
it doesnt matter how you vote. women just want men.

>>149731022
I know several manly men who kill niggers and curbstomp niggers and forcibly impregnate nigger women. I know more of them than you know nerds and fat people, even. You respect my anecdotal anonymous claims, right?

>>149731116
Most of the women I want are on the left and constantly voice that, it's not fair that i get rejected because they can't separate politics

>>149731107
And how is this my problem exactly?
Go cry about it some more pussy, nobody is listening

I really liked the episode were Peggy built a community library. The only time she does something good for everyone and it tragically backfires on her.

>>149731124
again, women dont care about your politics. many leftist women fuck conservative men and cuck their "leftist" bfs all the time. Now why is that?

>>149731088
Not what I said you schizophrenic illiterate nog.
Other guy ain't me btw. I said that those were 5/10 guys dating 2/10 women, that means 2/10 women will only date those guys.
No one hates ugly men more than ugly women, that isn't happening.

>>149727028
it should have been about good hank having a narrow urethra

>>149731122
You don't have to take my anecdotal claims at face value, one needs only to spend time looking at real life married couples and see that all sorts of different people get together

>>149726749
>lying on your dating profile is wrong
I thought that was the norm
>buying swords was retarded
is it?

>>149727962
we got confirmation that cotton fought both the nazis and the japanese tho

>>149731186
>one needs only to spend time looking at real life married couples and see that all sorts of different people get together
I have not seen a white guy with kids who was below 6'0 and did not obvious go to the gym. Now tell me about how you've seen Louie Anderson clones fucking super models, you hylic retard.

>>149731093
>I must secure all of my needs lest anyone else act in the exact same manner because that is all there is to this meaningless physical existence, pointless vapid struggles for handfuls of precious ambrosia, and then we die, so fuck your hope and love i want whats mine god damn it
>also brown people

>>149731191
It seems more likely the spiteful japanigger just googled Bobby's last name, found something about his grandfather claiming to kill 50 men (which he constantly talked about) and claimed his ancestor was murdered by Cotton.

Why is no one talking about how good Hank is to people (even Kahn) or how Bobby complete is as a person?

>>149730915
So you’ve reached pants shitting tantrum.

>>149731242
Bobby would not exist in reality. Every facet of Bobby's existence is completely unbelievable, he does not behave like an actual human. If he was not seen acting independently with human characters who actually exist, I'd sooner believe he was Hank and Peggy's delusions and the real Bobby died of heart disease when he was 13.

>>149731211
Don't bother, retards like this will say they saw Oswald Cobblepot 5'2 niggas with jobs at McDonalds getting dates, but never back it up then just go "WELL IT'S A LAW!"
Nope, any modern couple married under 30 these days is either the clearest example of beta buxxing ever or Stacy and Chad because all Beckies stay single to be Chads side chick and all sub 8 men either buxx or die alone.

>>149731014
Did he blame his lack of an ass or his narrow urethra on him?

>>149731191
Maybe there was a Nazzy officer that happened to be touring the Japanese army base Cotton single handely took down with a combat knife, zippo lighter and yet another big ol' chunk of Fatty? Coincidences DO actually happen sometimes

>>149731146
I sincerely doubt that. From my experience the dateless average guys are those that pine for super models then blame society when those aren't served to them on a silver platter like >>149731211
Then they cope by saying "average women wouldn't date me either they only go for chads above them!" it's just a bunch of whiny annoying fags that never make an effort or try for self-improvement. They just come across their first obstacle and wallow in bitterness and feel the need to lash out.

>>149731187
>I thought that was the norm
Something being the norm doesn’t mean it’s good
>is it?
If it gets in the way of other shit then yes. Though alimony is gay as fuck.

>>149731280

>>149731261
Why are you jealous about a fictional character

a woman wrote this episode just in case you didn't automatically assume it with how fucking gay it is

>>149731310
He still has more ass than hank

>>149731310
I can't find any pictures of Tilly's ass to compare

>>149731305
Thanks for the passive-aggressive (You) but you're the one desperately insisting the dating market is just fine, and average men get dates just as easily as the Baby Boomers and other people who existed prior to social media did. Someone is going to show up with infographs and you'll try to punch another hole in your drywall, faggot.

Just watched the first episode, I refuse to watch any others. Shit was so unbelievably soulless. Microaggressions in 2025, JFC.

>>149731191
>he machine gunned my grandfather
At that moment I was surprised Bobby didn’t say “your grandfather was a Nazi?”.

>>149731187
>is it?
You tell me

>>149731307
Eh, it's morally relative on an app with awful people

>>149731354
Just buy the swords, Kev.

>>149731354
i hope this isnt yours, imagine all the money you could have spent on real guns

>>149731305
>"average women wouldn't date me either they only go for chads above them!"
This is true that guy can die alone if he chooses to not lower his standards, I can't because I have no standards to lower.
>From my experience
Whoa the 2011 millennial experience! That sure does speak volumes for the post Tinder dating economy!
>it's just a bunch of whiny annoying fags that never make an effort or try for self-improvement. They just come across their first obstacle and wallow in bitterness and feel the need to lash out.
>Saar! Buy self improvement course saar! Subscribe to Hustlers University saar! We am get you bobs and vagene saar! Saar!!! I am Indian saar!
I'm not buying your PUA course Rajesh, I lost 80 pounds and nothing changed with women, they're shallow and only care about skull shapes, plain and simple.

>>149730296
It's very strange, it feels like the timeskip was meant to be in real time(15 years) but they didn't commit to skipping Bobby and Connie's college years- but why? Connie could be doing grad school and still fit as a college student, and Bobby specifically skipped college. Is it that important that he managed to set up his own restaurant that young? It would've worked if he had spent his college years at other restaurants before starting his own just as well.

>>149731330
Episode 1 is the weakest or second weakest episode depending on who you ask. Norm Hiscock wrote a couple of episodes.

>>149731364
It’s not really morally relative, it would just be everyone is bad in that situation.

>>149731376
Well you need to lose another 100 is the issue anon

>>149731376
Only intelligent post. I'm giving you this compliment so some pissed-off retard ITT believes I am You samefagging.

>>149731384
Hank and Peggy saved Bill's life

>>149731382
I don't give a fuck, the dialogue, the animation, everything was shit. I don't know what people were expecting, considering the show went to shit way before it ended in the first place.

>>149731393
My man.
>>149731391
I was 15% body fat measured actually.
>Inb4 real life starts at 12%
Sure bro. I still had a female friend call me ugly. Around that time was when I realized it really was all about the face.

>>149731428

>>149731376
>Whoa the 2011 millennial experience! That sure does speak volumes for the post Tinder dating economy!
nta but I have zoomer nephews in their mid 20s who are married and on their way to own a house. Try harder anon, I believe you can do it.

>>149731376
>I'm not buying your PUA course Rajesh
What the fuck are you talking about? You don't need some gay ass course for self improvement. If anything I'm agreeing with you there, lose weight, get new hobbies that aren't just solitary entertainment consumption, shit like that.

>>149731411
Alright dude, suit yourself, but you really should watch at least the first 3 episodes.

>>149731446
Kinda proved his point lol

>>149730837
They're going all in on John Redcorn's red corn though

>>149731446
>>149731464
lol

>>149731381
>but why? Connie could be doing grad school and still fit as a college student, and Bobby specifically skipped college.
Because King of the Hill is not that bleak. It has never been a show about realism. Someone earlier in this very thread mentioned a pressure release valve and I believe that describes the show perfectly. In the vacuum of television sitcoms where the writing team is inevitably part of "show business" and thus populated pretty much exclusively by jewish democrats and their nepo tribe hires KOTH was just an obligatory "Okay you white fly-over retards, here is the share we have to give you to not make it obvious we're evil kikes!" show. What this means is a middle-aged man walks around and sighs at the ridiculous direction his society is taking, and then takes absolutely no measures to stop it before things get awful.

Well things got awful and everyone is miserable, and if you put a spotlight on that you'd reach a pretty simple conclusion: people like Hank Hill were always worthless. If the timeline was not adjusted, Bobby Hill would be a thirty-something millennial and statistically speaking would not own a business. He would probably still be living with his parents, and would probably dread returning to the USA because in Saudi Arabia he'd be better off unironically, despite that place being a shallow backwards shithole. Ironically Connie would be what she is now, a stupid spoiled whore who resents her parents and lashes out by having sex with strangers. The only difference is she'd have a big blown-out pussy and probably wouldn't humor fatass Bobby, especially if he wasn't stacking dollars for her to summarily rob him of in exchange for sex.

There's a lot a sitcom could criticize. You will never see any of it on KOTH. This is not a show that provides trenchant, insightful societal commentary nor satire. It's about Hank Hill walking around and sighing at drag queens and iPads.

>>149731446
I look like this. Yes.
>>149731454
>are married and on their way to own a house.
Neither of these things are feasible for the majority of people in their mid 20s which is why population collapse and economic collapse is likely before 2050.
>>149731464
When normgroids no longer have arguments they go full mask off and just prove incels right yet again.

>>149731463
I don't give a fuck you fucking faggot, I'm going to judge it without watching it.

>>149731352
>All 5 million German soldiers who died in WWII were Nazis
You know Germany had conscription just like the allied nations?

>>149731372
Cons don't let you walk around with actual swords anymore

>>149731373
With my track record, any gun that I'd actually buy would most likely just be what I end up blowing my brains out with, so I stay away.

>>149731487
>le i cant trust myself with a gun
does your kitchen contain any knives retard?

>>149731477
>Hank has a PTSD flashback from a teenage boy dressing him down
This is a pathetic person and should not be used as some moralist yardstick

>>149731484
Look at this sensitive faggot.

>>149730799
Cotton fought him about sex and taxes with the same cow sex

>>149731484
>that one Black Lagoon episode where they dive to raid a sunken Nazi sub
>flashback shows the crew knew they were all dead men, captain instructs them all to spend thier last hours however the hell they want
>the on board SS officer however keeps spewing his usual "THE REICH SHALL LIVE FOREVER" speil, to the point where the sub captain calls him on it
>"Dude, you're about to die, and all you can think of is your stupid Fuher? You people are why we SHOULD loose this war"
>and then they shoot each other
I like it when they show that there were at least SOME adults in the room back in those days

>>149731541
You hate your nation's former rivals and adversaries more than your countrymen who actually fought them. It's insane people like you exist, and you're always far-left morons who hate nationalism and populism anyway. You should take the time to kill yourself ASAP.

>>149731560
That sounds fucking retarded, the man in charge said "Okay men do whatever you like" and when a man did that he chastised them, and then made them all kill themselves. Unfortunately I'm not surprised you believe that is a good message, you have struck me as a fucking moron this entire thread.

>>149731280
narrow urethra is definitely from Cotton's half but it probably skips generations

>>149731473
more like John Redcorn's dead corn

Dale denying the results of his own victory was funny. I also liked how they used the third episode to address the fact that everyone is now exactly like Dale.

>>149726700 (OP)
That's what happens being raised by an emotionally cold and neglectful mother. I'd say the same about my mother and then cry later because it isn't true. I just want to please her even though I know nothing I do or say will be good

>>149731563
I don't give a shit what happened in Europe. Should've focused everything on the Pacific.

>>149729829
Considering the Japanese connotation I can totally buy Cotton saying basedboy

>>149731628
It wasn't, it was completely hamfisted like every other piece of dialogue in this shitshow

>use propane, Anon

>>149731628
pretty strange that dale and the other conspiracy nuts never brought up israel

>>149731582
It wasnt like that at all. The captain had a quiet acceptance of thier situation and was spending his final moments with a picture of his wife, then the SS guy comes barging in to chastise the captain for being "weak" and allowing the sub to get scuttled in the first place. Then he goes into his rant about the glory of the Fatherland and what not, and the captain rightfully calls him on it. He asks why the guy isn't thinking about loved ones as he takes his final breaths, and basically writes the guy off as a nut job to his face. Then they pull out thier pistols and shoot each other

>>149731563
My own grandfather (who apart from still having his shins was very much in the Cotton mould) fought, killed and saw friends killed by Germans and spent most of the war in a German POW camp but never held anything against Germans. He hated the Soviets though because when they liberated the camp they also "liberated" everyone's valuables.

Also are there gonna be more than 10 episodes? What happened to the preview with the little dog or the episode with Bobby banging Connie?

>>149731675
Since Peggy still have groin damage from Bobby's foot, does that mean Chane is sterile.

>>149731721
That would be funny

>>149731714
Season 2

>>149731683
>be submarine captain
>fail tremendously
>say "Men we are doomed (I wont mention why), do whatever you like"
>cry over wife or whatever
>subordinate kicks in door
>calls captain incompetent (you are indeed)
>this obliges prior orders to do whatever he wants with his final moments
>lavishes praise on his leader
>this obliges prior orders to do whatever he wants with his final moments
>claims his nation will outlive him (reasonable, soldiers believe their sacrifice wont be in vain)
>this obliges prior orders to do whatever he wants with his final moments
>you, the captain who fucked up and killed all your men, decide this isnt heckin okay
>decide the fuhrer is actually LE BAD and everyone died for nothing
>kill subordinate because he didnt follow reddiquette

>"Wow what excellent and nuanced writing. Truly only someone high IQ could appreciate this intelligent take on Nazi Germany."
Do me a favor and dont come back to this board after today, alright? Your posts read like the sort of stupid comment that would appear on Reddit, a horrible place where you should stay.

>>149731675
That was a weird plot because binchotan is designed specifically to be as clean burning and odorless as possible
Ironically they formulate the stuff to avoid giving things a charcoal flavor so you taste the meat

Propane would be the right choice

>>149731484
What percentage of troops were conscripted?

>>149727939
There was an entire episode about how Hank, due to his type of reserved emotions, did NOT stick up for his mom even when Cotton was saying she was a shit lover at the dinner table.

>>149731752
not your safespace.

Where do you think they ended up? If my life is any indicator, they are probably dead or become druggy.

>>149731752
Sad thing is this isnt a bad assessment of the episode he is talking about

>>149731721
>season 2
>chane brings in some girl to the restaurant
>bobby tries to make small talk
>asks what she does
>she says she’s doing a self defense class
>bobby gets an idea
>asks her what they teach
>he’s gives a description and then an example of the things they say
>she screams “THATS NOT MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU” chane flinches

>>149728111
They just wanted an ending where Hank lost his money and Peggy got some so it would end with him saying she's good at finances, since the start was her saying she wanted to be more involved in their money decisions and him sidestepping it. He learned the lesson through insane failure that only happened because of her jumping into crazy shit and doing no work that his wife... does money good?! She should make the decision on redcorn corn?? (also that is such a shitty self-referential level joke)

>>149726700 (OP)
When King of the Hill went after Feminism there was a middle ground where despite the show pointing out the absurdities of the movement, they still gave the characters their moments and acknowledged their plight. With this they just strawman what many consider the polar opposite of feminism and essentially said it's all the mans fault for not being wanted.

>>149726700 (OP)
What would you have had Hank say instead?

>>149731868
Hank doesn't like to blame anyone for his personal problems, even when I can and maybe should. He wouldn't like what their selling but he wouldn't say that either.

>>149731868

>>149731902
So then what SHOULD he say?

>>149731902
>but he wouldn't say that either.
Care to elaborate?

>>149731477
>Because King of the Hill is not that bleak
I don't see how that's bleak though? Lots of chefs work at restaurants as their education over college, and Connie almost certainly would go to graduate school given her parents expectations
Your other points are getting a bit into the woods.

>>149728972
Where were the actual parts that she was there for him in times of crisis? In the original run they make it consistently clear she's just another unhelpful hectic person in Hank's life HE has to deal with. They shot themselves in the foot for ever being able to do a scene like this in the future when they showed she completely ignores him yelling for her help when Cotten is destroying the kitchen and she's just smiling and humming a tune. Then they go even further by making her such an asshole that she cheated on Gary we had a whole episode of Hank warming up to and dropped him before the episode even started, "because he was too nosey, that's how he found out about Chuck."

>>149731924
That's just it, he wouldn't say anything. He'd just storm off or try to tell GH that this is nonsense without much more detail. Didn't you ever watch the old show? That's how he does it.

>>149731769
Iirc the pretty much had entire companies of consripted Poles, Czechs and the like that they would just toss at the enemy lines as cannon fodder

>>149731622
>fucker

>>149731752
>le epin tough strong Nazzy man doesn't like it when someone hurts his feefees

>>149731943
Okay, but what about Germans?

>>149726724
Yeah, but I'm really struggling to think of an episode where any of the female characters did anything but demand Hank's time and energy for their own problems, there isn't any consolation or taking care of Hank during a time of crisis that really stands out to me, the closest is Peggy chewing out Cotton in Hank's defense once.

>>149731933
>Your other points are getting a bit into the woods
Bobby is a 21 year old restaurateur. Everyone inexplicably loves his food with zero exception. He is so good at cooking he can attend a random college party and impress a bunch of cardboard cutouts by throwing condiments at a grill, he even gets to fuck one of them. He does this with his fusion cuisine of German-Japanese, which sounds about as appealing and makes about as much sense as using flavorless charcoal to "impart a unique flavor." He has excellent business sense, as demonstrated when he is convinced by a car dealership to buy a horse. Bobby's flaws include being too nice, too likable and his dad not having enough reasons to yell at him anymore.

My post says what it says. This is not a sitcom for le thinking man, it's a bunch of crap put together to throw white people a bone. White people are in a worse place today than they have ever been, so a show designed around this sort of thing is going to feel even more limp than it did back in the day.

>>149731809
retail

>>149729845
Many anons said it already, but I would drop "muh misogeenee" angle completely.
>Dang it, what did we even pay all that money for? You wanna be "high value men"? Buy some wood, grab tools and *make* something of actual value, I tell you hwat!

>>149731987
>He does this with his fusion cuisine of German-Japanese, which sounds about as appealing and makes about as much sense as using flavorless charcoal to "impart a unique flavor."
I could see it working. Katsu isn't too different from schnitzel. Plus German sausages and spaetzle would go good with Japanese food.

>>149732021
meant for
>>149731868

>>149731971
By the end of the war they were forced to have both old men and young boys serving on the front lines since all the able bodied men were all either dead or captured. It was basically Hitler tossing everything *but* the kitchen sink at the Allies in a last ditch effort to win

>>149731809
People's behaviour as kids really don't reflect where they're gonna be in the future. They could be anything really

>>149730799
>You really assuming Cotton was the more supportive parent who helped actually raise and take care of Hank?
That is quite literally not what that post says or is discussing. They both failed Hank, but he's only saying his mom was there in times of crisis when we have many episodes to go off of back when they were willing to call her out for being shitty and unhelpful and causing more problems.

>>149732038
>I could see it working
Yes and so could the showrunners, because they aren't chefs. You deserve a higher caliber of entertainer but you'll never get it because you accept spunk.

>>149732063
You have zero taste in food.

>>149731987
>Why is this show about good-hearted people with talents and gifts? Why doesn't this show speak to MY struggles as a fat unintelligent racist?

>>149730968
That's not true by this point considering he told her to her face in her last episode of the OG run that she's a moron and opened up about how much of a retard she is. If he can say it to his mother's face, he's past any hurdle people are trying to assume is why he'd say something so retarded in this episode. It's just shit writing.

>>149732087
You have zero taste in food, television and seemingly everything else.

>>149732092
I hope your replacement plan works, otherwise you're going to be hanging from a street light before the decade is out.

>>149732048
It does, but not in a preening moral way. Trouble making kids often become leader types because they're free thinkers.

>>149731987
>>149732038
>>149732063
>>149732087
German potato and sauerkraut are fairly popular dishes in Japan.

The non-maritime cuisine of Japan is already not far off of German food, hearty broths, pork, egg, breadcrumbs, an affinity to (spring) onions and garlic. I've been to a few fusion-restaurants and i think those two cuisines should interact a lot more.

>>149731748
I am interested to see how Hank ends up with Caeser after Ladybird

>>149732117
German potato salad is good with everything tbqh

>>149731769
Germany started conscription in 1935, at the outbreak of war about 30% of the Wehrmacht were conscripts. That only went up during the war to around 65-75% until by the time of the Volkssturm in 1944 literally anybody who could hold a weapon was being pressed into service (see >>149732044). The point is every German soldier was definitely not an ideological Nazi. Even the volunteers weren't all Nazis, in times of war patriotism and a desire to fight for your country generally wins out over any other ideology.

>>149731987
ok but all I'm saying is GH being a teenager would work better with a 15 year time skip over a 9 year one, and Bobby being a 25 year old restaurateur would also be idealistic compared to reality, but have a bit more basis since chefs train on the job.
No comment on the white people stuff.

>>149726700 (OP)
The episode with GH made me remember Bobby had a fixer upper car. What happened to that?

>>149729264
I don’t care about your personal experiences, we’re talking about the KotH episode and how it presented incels
Do you remember how they did that?
One guy hates his height but actually lies about it
One guy hates that women think he’s poor but is using his alimony money to buy swords?
One guy just isn’t funny (i guess this counts in your idea of incels actually being unpleasant)
And the leader shoudn’t be trusted because he actually gets his money from his mommy

>>149731987
>White people are in a worse place today than they have ever been
Bout fucking time, you ask me. Complacency concedes conciet
>t.Cracka ass who's whiter than Wonderbread

>>149732117
>>149732142
>Okonomiyaki with German Sauerkraut

>>149732155

>>149732105
The hilarious part is that you don't even have any actual conservative or right-wing views. It's all a larp to enable your whining. In another life you'd be bitching about how whitey or heteronormativity is keeping you down.

>>149732146
A twenty-five year old audience member is not going to relate to a flawless guy who is the same age yet somehow operates a restaurant. Bobby as a character has a noticeable lack of struggles, and the few he has don't really reflect the woes of today's kids in that age group. At this point you would get more mileage if he was skilled and trying yet unemployed, since that is a growing problem for people in this country. But again, KOTH can't do that because the question of
>Well why?
would have a lot of inconvenient answers. Wages remaining stagnant since the 1970's. Guys like Hank being useless drones who didn't fight for anything. Mega-Lo-Mart winning in the end, as everything is a corporate chain or subsidiary nowadays. The generational usury scam that was college. Indians and illegal immigrants pouring into the country, unabated, whenever a Democrat gets in power and taking all the jobs. Don't even get me started on shit like Connie, who is already a pretty good reflection of what a terrible cunt the modern western woman is. The only way she could be more believable is if she totally ignored Bobby's advances and insisted he actually raped her in that bounce house when they were 13.

You, the KOTH showrunners and hopeless eaters like >>149732170 want an insightful show that reflects society, and then reel back when you realize you can't touch these topics. They're untouchable. You would get pulled by your jewish network masters. Fuck off if you want to discuss this but not actually discuss it, retard.

>>149732105
>I hope your replacement plan works, otherwise you're going to be hanging from a street light before the decade is out.
Always funny when they get like this. His post really got to you, didn't it?

>>149732251
>>149732211
I think you need to give that post more (You)s for making your bussy ache

>>149732092
KotH is about dopey people living in a world that’s changing around them
Not super successful people living their dreams

>>149732263
Your revolution will come any day now lol

>>149732231
Get off the internet

>>149732353
you were raped

>>149732231
The show is written by people rich kids who got to live their dreams so they can’t relate to people who struggled
It reminds me of shows like Bless the Harts and The Great North where despite the characters come from blue collar backgrounds, one from the south and the other from Alaska, they all just talk like they’re Californians

>>149732231
Your experiences as an extremely fat and moderately stupid racist aren't actually shared by all that many people. Even if you could get The Kike Killer Power Hour greenlit, it would fail anyway due to low ratings because most people would find its content vile and and main character to be an obnoxious whiner.

>>149732284
>having a job, family, and friends that you love
Hank is super successful in my book.

>>149732401
A job he loves too.

>>149732401
>Hank is super successful in my book.
Hank is a boomer, all that stuff was a given

>>149732401
>Your experiences as an extremely fat and moderately stupid racist aren't actually shared by all that many people
You cant even argue with him bro lmao

>>149732483
>another i hate my parents and have to whine about them online post
Boring
>b-but my parents aren't boomers!
Underage

>>149732483
>inferring Gen X, Millennial and Zoomers weren't just handed shit too
Get off of your fucking cross already, for the love of Christ

>>149732401
>Even if you could get The Kike Killer Power Hour greenlit, it would fail anyway due to low ratings
Except that happened and they forcibly took it off the air despite being successful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_lama_Zwmo

>>149732515
God it brings me so much joy to know in a few short years you will be an old fuck in a nursing home, blubbering with regret about how much of a retard you were while a black nurse punches you directly in the face.

>>149732515
Gen x was the last generation that had a chance but still needed 2 incomes for a house by default
Millennials had to live with the housing market crashing and an economy that loves outsourcing work, zoomers have that too but the economy they entered into loved dei

You sound like a slave

>>149732515

The King of the Hill SHOWRUNNER claims hand-drawn animation and watercolor doesn't exist anymore and that's why the new show looks jarring compared to the OG
>https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/king-of-the-hill-hulu-f-bombs-voice-recasting-animation-criticism-1236335752/

>>149731924
>You're not making women's rights better; you're just making men's lives worse

>>149732401
>Even if you could get The Kike Killer Power Hour greenlit, it would fail anyway due to low ratings because most people would find its content vile and and main character to be an obnoxious whiner.
The Man in the High Castle was similar to that, except it was accidentally popular. People loved the nazi/japan supremacist characters because they were more relatable and genuine, but despised the jewish and "good" ones for being obnoxious psychopaths. At the end they had to crash and burn the series and cancel it.

>>149732516
>>149732679
Can we get a janitor in here please? These /pol/ chuds have been in all these threads causing fucking problems. Do it or your fucking salary is cut.

Finished watching the season.
Only last's episode's A-plot felt like original KOTH to me.

>>149727381
To be fair this is a legitimate problem. I listen to a sports show who has a sports injury doctor on and he is always talking about people coming in with Pickle Ball related injuries. Mainly because it is out of shape people thinking they can go like they are in high-school.

>>149732516
Even that show had to play coy about it. Because stating your views openly rightfully makes you despised by normal people.

Weak show too, it had a few funny skits but it was mostly boring. It's the type of show people only obsess over because they agree with the creator's politics and have a weird attachment to Sam Hyde. It wasn't that successful either, it was on the lower end of Adult
Swim ratings. Even the garbage Gelman specials did better in terms of ratings with worse timeslots.

>>149732822
>makes you despised by normal people
Yes normalfags tend to go into a fervor when they are told something that breaks their conditioning.

>>149732641
My nigga

>>149732709
>HELP ME JANNIES THEY ARE DESTROYING MY ARGUMENTS

>>149732868
>look at how maladjusted and antisocial I am, I'm so much better than those normalfags
lol

>>149732709
>SOMEBODY BAN THEM FOR SAYING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

>>149732822
>Because stating your views openly rightfully makes you despised by normal people.
They didnt kill 6 million of you guys, but if they did it would have solved a lot of problems

>>149731011
Women aren't owed monogamy, marriage, children, protection, provisioning, or anything else. If I see a woman getting raped IRL I am going to keep walking and not dial 911. Cope and then commit suicide.

>>149726700 (OP)
I don't think Cotton actually called him a soiboy, it was just a narrative tool to show GH's insults and his blurring together.

>>149732808
Original KotH didn't even hit it's stride until Season 3. Give it another season and let's see if it finds it's way.

>>149728203
Why do you think that is? Think about it logically. WHY would men who want to have sex but cannot hate women? Are you retarded or just baiting?

>>149732822
I'm sure all that "criticism" comes from an objective point of view and not because you disagree with Sam Hyde politically, you prancing faggot.

>>149731809
Clark Peters is a strip club bouncer and Dooley teaches Spanish. When the situation calls for it they solve mysteries

>>149726700 (OP)
A big part of Hank's character is that he's a stupid beta simp retard for women. He ignores all the annoyances women represent. The only woman Hank is "aggressive" to is Luanne not in the standard angry sense. Hank "hates" Luanne because she got old enough to be a homeowner and move out so he wanted her out of his house to live with her bum husband Lucky. That's the closest thing to Hank being aggressive to a female character he raising Luanne to be independent so he can free up space in his home.

That aside Hank is a beta lame simp son of a bitch. Hank simps for...

Peggy
His mother
Nancy even as he refuses to explain the truth to Dale

And then you have one shot examples like the prostitute Hank was defending. Don't mistake Hank for being a man of self respect and standards in situations that involve pussy. Hank is a simp. And one more time Luanne is the closest thing Hank had to an antagonistic relationship with a woman and even then he handled that in the most empathetic of manners he wanted her out of his home so he raised her correctly unlike Luanne's mother and father strictly to get her out of his house.

>>149733071
>seething this hard because someone doesn't like your show
Had a friend who kept trying to show me MDE videos too, it was painful sitting through them. Regardless of the politics, their stuff drags on forever and generally isn't that funny.

>>149726700 (OP)
Maybe his mom is a bad example and the writers are retarded (did they bring up Peggy? he could've said Peggy as an example)
realistically I don't see Hank being a woman hater even if the writers remembered his mom sucks

>>149733084
............fuck it, I'd watch an episode or two at least

>>149732993
It’s called toxic entitlement and narcissism.

>>149726700 (OP)
There was a weird... gag? in the last episode where a white guy goes to toast a black girl at a party and she ignores him and looks away, and he gets sad. As far as I remembered they were complete background characters for this one specific scene and nowhere else, and it just looked cynical and had nothing to do with anything at the celebration party. They follow it up with Buck smacking her drink out of her hand and her leaving and those 2 things paired together made it seem like it was some sort of "poor black girl dealing with idiot white people" joke but that's super out of place as a gag in this show. It feels like something you'd see in Close Enough.

>>149733123
No, it's because you are a gay-ass hypocrite grasping at objectivity. I bet top dollar the real reason you don't like him is because you associate his work with all the internet right wingers who call you retarded on the internet.

>>149733214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq76QSlRiPo
Is this a good skit? Or are you saying it's unfunny and lame because you disagree with the politics?

I think we can both agree it sucked no matter what your opinion on Covid vaccines was. Similarly, World Peace just wasn't very good.

>>149732993
You are not owed a single thing in this life, boy. Get the fuck over it, already.

The idea of a bunch of men, who want to improve as men, sitting around and doing nothing but talk about women, is an inherently funny concept.
But I feel like the solution always being spun around to being "Women good actually!" isn't actually fixing anything, since the issue is their obsession with women in the first place.
The solution should be them talking about stuff they actually like, instead of constantly focusing on stuff that makes them unhappy, and not bashing them over the head with the idea that the thing that makes them unhappy is actually good, and they're bad for not feeling happy about it.
Hank actually making the guys more happy by changing the topic from the women/dating focused shit that "Tate" was trying to push, and instead focusing on stuff that makes him happy, that the other guys could relate to, like grilling, lawn care or handy work, feels like it would be not only a better message, but also more in line with the gist of the old seasons.
What the guys need is a good and solid social network, and not shitty dating advise about how bad/great women are.

>>149731864
There is no plight. Feminism has ALWAYS been hateful garbage that has indeed ruined families and the culture. And even now we're seeing the continuous destructive results. The only thing Feminism ended up proving is why women never deserved rights. All the poison and damage that they do to men and sons and daughters.

>>149733243
>le two scoops man
Yeah, I don't think there's any point discussing comedy with you.

>>149733329
I'm saying "le two scoops man" sucks. Not surprised you can't read.

>>149732813
That part was strangely relatable. If you don't know a person over the age of 50 who has been injured in a pickleball injury, I would just wager you do not know many people over the age of 50. My great aunt's son fucking DOVE in pickleball and broke his shoulder.

>>149729027
It's amazing how you're better off treating women like shit. Hank's mother is a cheater, Hank's wife is a cheater and during the racism episode she shames Hank treating him as if he's scum that's a real bitch move, and then you have Bill's wife cheating on him and Nancy is a natural cheater.

Fuck and you have to remember this is a cartoon. In real life the statistics are much worse. Again you are better off being nasty and cruel to women. It saves you the heartache later on because you at least initially treated her terribly which she deserves. No shame, simply treat a woman poorly.

>>149732516
They took it off the air because Sam Hyde was a retard that actively antagonized the people in charge of determining whether his show continued or not. Don't get me wrong, that's funny but you can't act surprised when the logical conclusion happens.

They lost me at the Monsignor Martinez Reboot

>>149733276
Yeah, there's a lot of ways this story could've worked and felt like the old show, even with the modern situation and topic people are tired of hearing about. It really sucks that not only did they struggle to even keep a KoTH tone about it (the ending with him giving GH a fixer upper car to bond over was solid, even if a bit repetitive from an old Bobby episode), but you can't even talk about it here without shitposters starting up flamewar tier responses about you being an incel who got called out, and the thread devolving into template meme politics spam and bad faith.

I just want people to actually care about King of the Hill and want better for it, or the bare minimum of acknowledging when the revival deviates noticeably from the old tone or handles something in a dumb way. But I knew the second this was announced it'd go like this, discussion would be pointless and a headache.

>>149733276
>What the guys need is a good and solid social network
men are told to man up and deal with their issues alone and to not socialize or date until they've sorted their shit out and are the complete package already. while women can be walking disasters and receive endless support and sex.

>>149732636
It's disappointing, and the new animation does look pretty weird, but they're not wrong really. Like yeah I agree the phrasing "doesn't exist" sounds stupid, but if it's not practicable to do within their budget then it effectively doesn't exist as an option for then.

>>149733430
Yeah that's the sort of thing you can only get away with if your show is a massive hit, and it wasn't.

>>149733339
Yeah, no shit dumbass.
Even comparing Sam to a shitlib establishment hack shows that you are incapable of arguing with good faith.
We can go over each sketch individually with in-depth back-and-forth as to what makes them work and what doesn't and it would be a gigantic waste of everyone's time because, again, you're just seething at Sam's politics, so nothing is really stopping you from just going "erm... well that's just not funny anyway".

>>149733173
>>149733251
Nice question dodging

>>149733454
>th-the jokes are funny if I explain them!
donate more to gumroad, paypig

>>149733440
>men are told to man up and deal with their issues
Yeah. Maybe that's actually part of the problem, dont you think? You cant expect someone, anyone, to bottle everything up and then have the gall to act surprised when they start shooting people in a Wal-Mart. Having the stones to actually talk out your issues in a safe, comfortable setting literally saves lives

>>149731191
>>149731283
How do you think he got Hitler's canoe?

>>149727962
Which is probably why no one should be watching this shit. You outright cannot trust it. Even if something never ended and remains continuous like even South Park you have to STOP watching because you know the creators have become Old Hacks.

That's how it is you need to outright stop. You need to reach the point where you go "Nah I'm good. I don't need to watch this trite anymore." This is why I didn't bother watching the two Futurama Revivals. And if they do a third Futurama Revival I'm not watching, only hoping the voice actors and writers die of horrific painful deaths instead for continuing to make it.

>>149733447
I know they're probably not allowed to say "Hulu was cheap with this legacy reboot" but c'mon just don't comment on it at all then

When will we get peak?

>>149733276
>Women good actually!
But this is what western society is based on now, it's literally just elevating women as high as possible and patching up the inevitable problems that causes. Look at HR culture. Look at Kamala Harris. Look at advertisements, look at film, look at television, look at shit like GTA 6 possibly not coming out because Australian feminists whined about rape.

>>149730958
>>149730975
>>149730980
>>149731022
>>149731028
Shut the fuck up.

>>149733454
>Even comparing Sam to a shitlib establishment hack shows that you are incapable of arguing with good faith.
It's not that different really. Both are loved by the people who agree with the politics, and mostly disregarded or cringeworthy to others.

>>149733190
modern audience

>>149733490
>all this vitriol over a goddamn cartoon
What a sad, vapid life you must have. You have my unironic pity, anon. God bless

The people mad about this reboot are the sand people mad at southpark for tearing apart the right this season.

The right is losing the culture war.

>>149733562
thats cause dumb people arent as dumb as nerds think. at least when it comes to human matters

>>149733598
>the sand people
They're called Muslims, you bigot.

>>149733607
Literally what a dumb person would say. Trying to justify people who are literally mentally retarded by definition having an easier time getting laid than a geek/nerd. And women have the audacity to say that their picky standards are "eugenic". They are dysgenic. Women are a meme and the 19th amendment needs to be undone.

>>149733490
Why was this deleted? It's right.

>>149733664
And yet "smart" people suck at picking women, who are some of the "dumbest" gender. So again, what makes them smart if they cant even fulfill their human right? Intellect doesnt mean much in the merit of a person.

>>149733732
men don't select anything when it comes to dating. the only men who can be picky about sex are either rich or incredibly attractive. every other man just takes what he can get. women are the gatekeepers to sex and relationships largely, and the men they pick experience a snowball effect where once you get laid it gets easier to fuck other women since you've been vetted by the hivemind.

>>149733469
Congratulations, this is the exact opposite of my point.
>>149733569
"chuds are da real sjws" ass argument.

>>149733732
>And yet "smart" people suck at picking women
What? If you get to stick your dick in her you won. That's the goal. That's the whole point of interacting with women.
>Intellect doesnt mean much in the merit of a person.
Actually retarded take. Intelligence is what enabled humans to take over the world rather than just be another animal sharing it with the rest. Intelligence is what gives us modern day 2025 1st world society with sky scrapers and smart phones rather than walking around in loin clothes and having to stab animals to death to avoid death by starvation.
>>149733758
We need cheap legal prostitution to return.

>>149733243
lmao, Colbert is a neocon hack.

>>149733758
okay but on average, women are dumb as shit. So why cant these "smart" men outsmart them into sex while dumb men can do it consistently? We're not talking rich or attractive, cause we seen the men who arent either still slay pussy.

So something must be up. Apparently, you sound like one of these "smart" people and yet you can't figure out how they do it. So whose the smart one really?

>>149733772
>Actually retarded take. Intelligence is what enabled humans to take over the world rather than just be another animal sharing it with the rest. Intelligence is what gives us modern day 2025 1st world society with sky scrapers and smart phones rather than walking around in loin clothes and having to stab animals to death to avoid death by starvation.

college education is not a standard of intelligence.

>>149733758
Unironically touch grass, for the love of God

>>149733772
>walking around in loin clothes
what a doggy dog world that would be

>>149733788
>but on average, women are dumb as shit.
doesn't mean they can't be picky and selective about who they let into their holes. i know a gorgeous 25 year old asian engineer who makes great money, she's still a stupid slut with a double digit body count, but she only fucks hot guys. even if they're broke.

>>149732709
>implying they're not in on it

>>149733828
getting sex is easy, no matter how smart a woman is.

So again, you are smart man yes? You should see intellect is now out of the equations. But again, there's non attractive men who don't have a lot going for them still getting girls. We've all seen women out with average men.

So...why is she with him, smart guy?

>>149726961
>>149726990
Nice try, but the entire world is still laughing at you over Kamala's defeat.

>>149733828
And how, in any way shape or form, is that any of your business, exactly?

>>149733828
>. i know a gorgeous 25 year old asian engineer who makes great money
as long as she's asian and skinny, she can get any guy she wants. And as long as her face isnt ugly like a usual gook

>>149733788
>So why cant these "smart" men outsmart them into sex while dumb men can do it consistently?
I do. Its called emotional manipulation. Women are emotional beings (not logical) and their feelings are their weakness. Their chink in the armor. Their achilles heel. You make them "feel" good and they spread their legs and bend over. One time I lied to a girl about us being monogamous so I could fuck her with no condom. I regret nothing. The dumb bitch should have let me fuck her raw to begin with as she was on birth control, but she said "I only do that with boyfriends". This reveals the nature of the female. Wanting "commitment" in order to grant total sexual access. Fucking cunts.
>>149733794
I didn't say anything about that.
>>149733815
It was fucked up. As a man you got 0 pussy unless you went full bear grylls survivalist like 17 hours per day hunting and foraging, combined with having to fight in tribal warfare against other men. That or you got it via rape. They didn't even have brothels back then.
>>149733828
Yeah. Women are objectively dumb. Their sexual selection system does NOT care about intelligence or the lack of it. That doesn't get factored in.
>>149733867
Its not easy. Its psychologically draining.

>>149733903
>I do. Its called emotional manipulation.
Now you know why "dumb guys" are not as dumb as you think.

>>149733598
they won bigly and then started spilling their spaghetti all over.
the next 5 years will bring on the age of apathy. Average person will be so burnt out dealing with both sides they won't care either way.

>>149733932
They are objectively stupid. The more intelligent you are the better you can be at manipulation. No double digit IQ guy will ever be able to manipulate women like I can. They literally do not have the mental processing power for that level of manipulation.

>>149733947
>They are objectively stupid.
Because your standard of smartness comes from IQ. IQ means dipshit. Asians and jews (not really) have high IQs but suck at women. They have to use money to buy hot women most of the time.

The dumb guys you say are dumb still pull women anyway without being high IQ as you state. You think your emotional power is better, but you're not unlike the asian using money to pull women. Meanwhile, dumb guys are doing it effortlessly. They are smarter than you when it comes to survival.

>>149733984
Look. If you are "attractive" enough then you do not need manipulation. But that level of "attractiveness" is difficult to achieve and not many men pull it off.

>>149734016
You keep going down the list of excuses all "smart" copers use. Again, I've seen short, tall ugly motherfuckers who had a hot woman on his arm. I watch them pull at parties effortlessly. I see them as boyfriends attached at the arm. As someone who hangs around models, you should see their boyfriends. The most average looking guy you can imagine. But he's fucking her hard at home. Cause he doesn't need your tools to get a woman. He's a man and men can get sex effortlessly.

Your way of getting women is feminine, which is why you keep making the same copes as another virgin guy does that can't get laid. That's why you have to depend on shit like emotional manipulation. Freud's book was created cause he was a sexless person, so he had to provoke women into having sex with him. He was the weinstein of his time, too.

So yeah, that's not something to be bragging about, mate.

anyone not completely blackpilled on modern women is either very naive, very delusional, or very lucky. for every decent woman there's about 100 completely garbage trainwrecks ready to ruin your life at the slightest inconvenience.

>>149734061
>The most average looking guy you can imagine. But he's fucking her hard at home
so they have big dicks? yet another thing out of a man's control.

>>149733867
>So...why is she with him, smart guy?
the guy she's dating currently is white, fit, and 6ft and apparently has a big dick and fucks good. he makes way less money than her too. that's what modern "empowered" women look for in a man nowadays.

>>149729948
It's true that Hank didn't get justice, but I loved the way they handled Bobby and Connie.

>>149734094
>out of man's control

She didn't see his big dick before they had sex.

I'm going to stop replying to you now cause I keep hearing coping.

>>149727133
ok incel
>>149726990
ok incel

>>149734061
I guarantee you any short, and ugly guys are compensating through other means. Just as men want nice boobs and asses instead of flat boards, women want height among other things. To deny that women have physical preferences is delusional, the same as trying to deny that they like other stuff too. Any average guy who gets to fuck models is either a master manipulator or she is a prostitute for him with extra steps. How much you wanna bet he's paying some or all of her bills and covering other purchases?
>mate
I see now. You are either from Britain or Australia. Both fallen countries overrun by feminism. The UK is force feeding their boys and men that feminist propaganda show "Adolescence" where one girl publicly mocks and humiliates a boy because he just tried to get laid with her, whereas if he had been "attractive" (to her) she would have swallowed his cum. The UK is banning porn. The UK govt is taking control of the internet in that country. And Australia is where collective shout comes from and Australian women are notorious for being even worse than American ones.

>>149734186
why would you think being hung wouldn't be something that gives an otherwise average man an enormous amount of confidence?

>>149734201
holy coping

>>149734214
>confidence
Confidence is within your control.

Checkmate.

>>149734218
Fuck off femoid. Enjoy the wall.

>>149734228
why would i be confident when nothing about me is attractive to women and all the shit women find attractive and desirable is immutable? men like me are being told to fuck off and drop out of the dating market by women.

>>149734250
>why would i be confident
sounds like a you problem

>>149734302

>>149734314
>low on bell curve
>men are the problem

>middle of bell curve
>women are the problem, and us men need to be better

>high on the bell curve
>men are the problem

I'm ahead of the curve. You'll get there.

>>149734302
you seem to not understand that unattractive men acting confident when they don't have something to bring to a relationship whether it be social status, wealth, big dick, etc is seen as creepy and weird. average, boring, broke men by large don't fuck nowadays because women don't have to rely on men anymore and can fuck who they want for the first time in human history. the tables are turned and women are happy about it and want to inflict as much misery on as much men as possible as payback. if you are not exceptional in some way as a man now you just won't get sex and we're never going back to the period in time where every man could get a wife. the issue will get worse and worse but people will never care because western society has been thoroughly brainwashed into accepting that women are always at a disadvantage when that hasn't been the case in 40+ years.

>>149734373
>picture
>>149734410
That's why throughout time we had patriarchy and cheap legal brothels everywhere. Only way you could get laid was a semi-arranged marriage or going to the brothel. Women have never and will never (without genetic engineering) want/wanted sex with the majority of men. It's literally in their DNA to find most men "not good enough". Its called hypergamy. This is evolutionary biology.

Ironically, the more you want to date, the less women will want to date you.
Women fucking LOVE men who don't give a shit about them.
Getting out of the dating pool actually increases your chance of getting laid.

>>149734487
>Women fucking LOVE men who don't give a shit about them.
only if you're attractive.

t. 33 year old kissless wizard who's never had a single woman show interest even after getting fit, etc

>actually, women would totally date 5'4 guys if they uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh didn't lie about their height on tinder
...

>>149734487
For all it's worth yes, if you do meet the minimum requirements women will resent you the more you care for them, women love men who act distant and like they wouldn't care if tomorrow they got shot outside their home.

>>149734519
Get an onahole its pussy on demand
>>>/jp/49806101

>>149729264
How do all these people know these fuckugly cripples who are swimming in pussy? Its like the
>welder making 140k a year easy
Ive worked on a jobsite, welder was making $21 a hour he sure as shit wasnt making 140k a year and Ive volunteered with some retarded kids and none of those lads were swimming in pussy yet somehow so many people know either a millionaire welder and some 5'1 crippled, hunchback looking ugly fucker who is swimming in pussy.
Where are you guys meeting these people?

>>149734572
>women love attractive and tall men who act distant and like they wouldn't care if tomorrow they got shot outside their home.
ftfy

>>149727682
>>149727744
What does relevant even mean to you, retard? Does something become irrelevant when you personnaly lose interest in it? Why would these talking points suddenly become irrelevant? Did society and women suddenly change in the past 2 years?

>>149734016
Probably the most accurate comic ever made

>>149734641

.......................

>>149734487
You fell for a psy-op
Women are a numbers game, being taller, richer, etc.. increases your odds but the only way to even have numbers is if you are actually putting yourself around eligible women

>>149734747
And you can do that without dating.
I've had plenty of women show interest in me, and I've never dated even once in my life.
I'm also 6'4, so that likely helps.

>>149734666
women will confirm all the shit incels say is real to your face like it's obvious and a no brainer that women want to fuck hot desirable men but settle if an average guy has redeeming qualities like money, or skilled at sex (big dick). it's only bluepillers and male feminists who deny reality.

>>149733903
>They didn't even have brothels back then.
You're wrong there, buddha. Prostitution is the oldest professor and brothels would have been a diamond dozen.

>women only go after hot men

what a bunch of incel shit. You guys are pathetic. I know a lot of hot men that have bad luck with women just the same.

>>149733732
>Intellect doesnt mean much in the merit of a person
Most violent criminals have substandard IQ scores. Dumb people are more lilely to be violent or abusive

>>149735049
Thats because women are going so insane that even Chad isn't enough now, GIGACHAD ONLY.
This is what happens when you give women rights.

>>149734910
>I've had plenty of women show interest in me, and I've never dated even once in my life.
this isn't a brag, it just sounds like you were deluded

>>149734617
I already told you: I volunteer for a disabled advocacy group. And he's not swimming in pussy, he just managed to somehow get one pussy then inexplicably traded up for a newer model of pussy. He's literally the only one I know who's done that but I know other ugly guys who get pussy for whatever reason. Were I a bitch, I wouldn't fuck them with a stolen cunt but something about them gets ladies interested. My wife calls it sex magic. She says some ugly guys are fuckable because they have sex magic.
>>149732167
Yes, a lying, broke-ass, unfunny motherfucker is unpleasant. I don't want to fuck a lying-ass ho who tells boring stories and wants me to pay her rent, do you?
>>149730926
lmao
Yeah, I was talking about what my kid and I eat in a thread on /ck/ and some retard called me an incel. Nigga. I've got at least one kid that I know about. I am literally not an incel.

>>149735049
>won't someone PLEASE think of chad!!!
when chad fucks up it's his fault. he at least has the opportunity to exist in a woman's field of vision so he can make a move. the vast majority of men genuinely do not register to women as human beings, more like walking piles of garbage or bipedal pigs.

>>149730420
God dammit i just thought this too

>>149735140
>this isn't a brag
It wasn't meant to be a brag, and that fact that you think it was, says more about you than it does me.

>>149735002
You are retarded. There were no brothels in prehistoric times. The only form of prostitution was all the women selling their asses for the meat and plant material that the men (of course) brought back to the camp.

>>149735196
To play doubles advocate, I believe you're wrong for all intensive porpoises.

Who wins in a fight:
Ted Wassanasong and Buck Strickland fused together or Mr. Burns?

>>149735374
What kind of fight, because Burns wouldn't be able to win anything physical.

>>149735191
>bring something up unprompted
>dude i'm not bragging!

>>149735482
>bring something up unprompted
Anon, the discussion was bout wether you could meet chicks without dating.
Unless I'm mistaken, then in that case that's my bad.

>>149735430
A money fight. Not like who has more money, but like picrel

>>149735711
Definitely Burns then. The guy owns an actual mansion, and not just a McMansion.

>>149735728
Just to reiterate, it's not who has more money, they're throwing money at each other in combat.

>>149735752
Then I'd say Ted Strickland, since Burns has largely been shown to have terrible stamina.

>>149735515
you meet women and then you try to date them

>>149735782
Fair. He'd probably throw it pretty hard, possibly hard enough to break him in half.

>>149735913
Or you just have one night stands.
That aside, obviously you'd still have to hang out with a woman for a longer period, if you want to actually have anything deeper with her, and even then that can be skipped through work or friendship relationship, where you'd naturally get to know each other.
But that's still different from going out with the express purpose of trying to get with a woman.
Stuff like using a dating site/app, going to meet-ups, or trying to pick up ladies at bars/clubs.
If you're not a great looker, natural interaction is far more likely to get women to like you, than any dating would.

rightwingers tell you that you need to work out, get money, and be more assertive
liberals tell you that its a lie and that you that you're bad before you've done anything

>>149736420
you dont even need money. money comes when you work out and be more assertive (cause both builds you up and makes you pursue more risks and opportunities)

Women like that more than anything. Aloofness and all that jazz isn't a 1-way deal of how to get women. It's just a symptom of what you project as a man. Even comedians can get women, and they aren't aloof at all. They make fun of women more than anyone (the non liberal ones)

I cant believe the actual complaint on 4chan for the new KoTH season is how Bobby isnt an incel tranny LGBT leftist loser.

>>149736560
A lot of the doomposters are mad that it's actually being well-received so they're desperately grasping at straws because the alternative is admitting they were wrong which would probably break their delicate psyches.

>>149727868
>The fact Hank turned out somewhat normal
Hank is very clearly a sperg, just a high functioning one.

>>149736560
Wrong thread mate. Barely anyone is talking about Bobby in this one.

>>149736560
he's just an age thing
everyone is just to young for how they're acting
49 is pretty damn young for someone like hank to retire
bobby co-owning his own restaurant is pretty optimistic at 21

>>149736663
The only issue with this theory is the fact that he's capable of reading the room far better than any actual sperg I've ever met.

>>149736705
Like most spergs, he can read certain tells he's adapted to due to a long exposure, but is unable to really discern people's motivations when the tells are novel or the individual is associated with his special interest.

>>149734201
its the same as the remove one chocolate square trick people used to fall for
to be fair /v/ wasnt college aged by then

>>149734232
>female elliot rogers
unrealistic standards
>just a guy taller than me
yeah, sure
everyone else around me is getting what i want
its not my fault
stuck in a place designed for casual dating, unwilling to leave
the next one will surely work (same as elliot with lotto tickets)
men compliment me on superficial things but only mentions her body and economic situation likely superficial as fuck just like eliot
her having a family thats not fucked up and actual friends is the only thing stopping her from going insane

>>149734653
i like the implication that she slept with all 3 guys in such a short time that those guys didnt finish their conversation

The andrew tate episode was a little weird

>>149731752
You're a little bitch boy, bro

>>149737859
I hate negro tate but the whole episode is strawmanning in it's purest form
>oh this guy is hating women and bragging about being rich? His MOMMY actually pays for everything. How embarassing!

>>149737902
It had the typical obnoxious modern ending where he's literally on the floor in pain and crying into it after getting embarrassed by his mom and everyone degrading him. God I hate that type of writing, it's fine to call him out but you don't have to do the retarded "he's left sucking his thumb whining for mommy" type resolution.

>>149738275
Well, it was written by the typical west coast libs. It has the smell of it all over it.

>>149738418
>It has the smell of it all over it
I didn't want to mention that. Actually, I save it for the next thread because I have a point to make on it

>>149731354
this is based

>>149731314