>tfw

I don't get it.

>>149746353
Sounds like you never do.

>>149746353
And neither is the dog.

the bunny is a man isn't it

>>149746144 (OP)
He's not mad that he can't fuck that bubussy (bunny bussy) for a while.
He's awaiting the unknown feeling of a freshly fingered mouth on his dick.

>>149746353

>>149746380
>>149746366
kek

i hate fags

>>149746800

Reminder that this comic is an inferior product to the OG and the creator is a troll-remorse chud who couldn't just be a gay furry AND be racist.

Adulters deserve to be beaten to death

>>149746918
>Adulters
What?

I feel this way every day now in a long distance relationship. Wish we were close again. I need to fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S00eJ-DGZE

>>149746918
seems a bit extreme

>>149746931
>I feel this way every day now in a long distance relationship
Unless you're soldier or your hubby is that's not a relationship.

>>149746951
No logical reason to exclude soldiers chud

>>149746951
Why are there so many bunnies in marginalia

>>149746974
>No logical reason to exclude soldiers chud
Re-read what I said dumb dumb. I said UNLESS you're a soldier.

>>149747002
Bunnys were a common livestock animal and were far larger. They were used a lot for their meat and fur

>>149746144 (OP)
This is why we rape women

>>149746931

>>149746951
Felt the same way until I got into one
>>149747122
He won't cheat on me, he's obsessed with me

>>149746931
>>149747122
KEK

>>149747140
>He won't cheat on me, he's obsessed with me
Uh huh, sure

>>149747022
Yeah, I know. You're exempting soldiers from your notion that "long distant relationships aren't real." Which is bullshit. People have to do long distance for different reasons, there's no reason to carve out a special exemption for soldiers, specifically.

>>149747140
>>149747154
What he should have said was
>"he won't cheat on me. He doesn't have any other options, which is why he is settling for a long distance relationship"

>>149747167
I just find the notion of "long-distance relationships" to be stupid. Historically there were situations where husbands were away from their wives for prolongued periods of time such as merchants, sailors and soldiers. But while they were away for long periods of time they still spent a good amount of time with their partners inbetween. Modern long-distance relationships often don't fall into these uncontrollably circumstances. 80% of the time I hear someone is in a long-distance relatioship what they are actually saying is they have a monogamous fuck e-buddy they meet up with from time to time with the vast majority of their "relationship" through telegram or discord. This is not even getting into how most of them are NEETs either and simply cant afford to be nearer but I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt even if I should not.

>>149747140
>He won't cheat on me, he's obsessed with me
I believe you, anon. My spouse and I were long-distance for several months. There's a distance between temporary long-distance relationships and terminal long-distance relationships.

>>149747278
>*there's a DIFFERENCE
ffs

>149747323
Fucking grotesque

>>149746144 (OP)
he has a bad teeth fetish?

>>149747399
Yaeba is hot af

>>149747399
Anon, he has a fuck ton of fetishs.

>>149747399
It's just a liiiiittle gap. Just enough to be cute.

Am I the only one who imagined the rabbit with pick related in his mouth and ejaculating into the mouth?

>>149747479
Do you just have a folder of these for reactions or somethin'?

>>149747479
Post the comics involving feet

>>149747494
No, I'm just picking them off the Patreon as I go.

>>149747502
I gotchu senpai.

>>149747502

>>149746353
The joke is that it's tooth hurty, meaning it's time for his gay friend to get his mouth stretched for the 2nd time today.

>>149747850
Portal looking motherfuckers

>>149746353
The joke is gay sex. It's the only joke gays have.

these comics are as schizophrenic as the art style

>>149748345
Yeah. Fight Club, Midsummer Night's Dream, Lilo and Stitch, How to Train Your Dragon, High School Musical, My Fair Lady famously have only one joke: gay sex.

>>149748345
Apologize.

>>149748550
>bean mouth
>schizophrenic
it's normie garbage, which is why it's being posted to /co/

>>149747510
>>149747122
what the fuck kind of relationship is this?

>>149748550
>>149748741
This is more like it. Shit like this is more appealing than constant luvvy dubby bnuy uwu bait.

>>149748741
>dr phil m&m
yea it's tumblr normalfaggot trash lol

>>149748780
It's meant to be the opposite of >>149746144 (OP)

>>149748780
An unhealthy one.

>>149748780
>>149748828
There's no such thing as a healthy open/poly relationship

>>149748877
You're probably right.

>>149748877
For fucks sake anon you are going to cause a derailment now

>>149748877
What about harems?

>>149746144 (OP)
THE JOKE IS HES HORNY

>>149747502
Here's another one for the foot appreciator.

>>149749125
That one is pretty cute

>>149749151
Here's a gross one to balance it out.

>>149748877
there's no such thing as a healthy monogamous relationship either desu

>>149748345
gay sex IS funny thoughbeit

>>149746366
zing!

>>149749168
Despite this being an author's wish fulfillment he knows way too much detail about these kind of relationships

I miss the old, pre-gay Dawg Comics.

>>149749416
I know it's rare these days but poly seems like it's too much of a logistical flustercluck compared to good old monogamy.

I mean, I gotta do twice as much for it to work at all, I can barely take care of myself solo...
>That's assuming you have the balls to go after two women at once anyway

i'm straight and don't find these comics that bad. a billion times better than the fucking boring as hell reaction face elf comic you guys shill constantly.

>>149749562
>i'm straight

>>149749588
you can be straight and enjoy a goofy comic about gays. it's not like people are posting literal gay porn, which does nothing for me.

>>149749460
All I'm saying is, gays should be able to grow a guy pussy on command in the future.
It's more sanitary.

>>149749562
I'm Ryan Shun, and I'm gay.
This stuff is just sorta nothing, I can't even wax my carrot to this stuff.

>>149749624
>you can be straight and enjoy a goofy comic about gays
>it's not like people are posting literal gay porn
The comic is explicietly about a gay couple and their sexual lifestyle anon. That's pretty gay.

>>149749718
And? You think gays don't like romcoms about straight couples?

>>149749718
the rabbit is feminine enough that it doesn't come off as gross like two masculine bears kissing.

>>149749730
>>149749741
You're gay.

>>149749588

>>149749910
If he let him finish he would have said he's straight but his overwhelming hatred for the homosexual is far greater

>>149749741
I agree the rabbit is pretty hot

>>149749969
i don't see many femboys or twinks irl unfortunately. all the gays i see out and about when i visit big cities are just regular guys, and i'm not trying my luck guessing whether or not naturally feminine guys are bi/gay in my small city because then word would get around that i am prison gay. i also don't think my gaydar is great due to being a sexually repressed socially retarded manchild.

>>149750035
>due to being a sexually repressed socially retarded manchild.
You have my sympathy. (not joking)

>>149750069
people like me are probably better off with women or alone anyways. i wouldn't want to waste someone's time by experimenting this late in the game as a wizard. i think experimenting is a thing you do in your youth and i wasted that by being a fat, retarded, self hating shut in. at least i got rid of the fat.

>>149750035
>i don't see many femboys or twinks irl unfortunately. all the gays i see out and about when i visit big cities are just regular guys, and i'm not trying my luck guessing
It's not worth it honestly. They seem hot in theory and appealing but if you are prison gay you are better off with a woman. Contrary to what shitposters say here twinks is not like having a bro as a gf or not having the lunacy of a woman. They come with their own baggage and often that baggage is what made them become femboys or twinks to begin with.

>>149750153
>They come with their own baggage and often that baggage is what made them become femboys or twinks to begin with.
partly just genetics right? puberty hit me hard as fuck and early so i looked like a masculine adult man rather young. some dudes just look like girly men and happen to be gay.

>>149750137
hahaha are you kidding

virgins/first timers is like such an obviously common fetish amongst gays no matter the age dude, you wouldn't be wasting anyone's time

>>149750137
I identify with you enough to sympathize. Your self-insert character in this comic should obviously be Desmond, btw.

>>149750153
It's true. Whether man or women, the seriously hot ones are often at least a little tiny bit nuts.

>>149750178
Genetics yes, but they are also well manicured and concious about appearance (because to them that's what makes them valued)

>>149750185
>virgins/first timers is like such an obviously common fetish amongst gays no matter the age dude
i figured it would be doubly weird since gay men are so promiscuous starting young like women. it wouldn't be too unbelievable for an outcast straight guy to become a wizard because women are pickier, but gays are allegedly a lot more open and laid back about casual sex right?

>>149750203
oh man i saw a well groomed asian twink at this concert i just went to recently in tight clothes with long hair and some makeup and he was so hot. his deep voice made it even hotter.

Why is this guy so obsessed with piss?

>>149750285
>gays are allegedly a lot more open and laid back about casual sex right?
So-so. They can be very particular about their likes and the pool is so large for them that they can move onto someone else if they find you boring. Twinks especially

>>149750315
yeah beautiful feminine men are more intimidating than women in my opinion. they probably know how sought after they are in the community.

The unfortunate problem is gay people is only ones who have sex it is the law in America

>>149746800
Ill give him credit hes a funny fag. Still wont follow him with my non public art only twitter account

>>149750353
>they probably know how sought after they are in the community
Precisely.

>>149750353
Not even being homophobic right now but most of the modern gay communities dont seem fun at all.

>>149750285
In my experience, gays are way, WAY more open about people with unusual sexual histories, experiences.

Obviously like the other anon said, pretty young guys are going to have a huge pool to pick from so you might not get lucky with the exact type of man you like, but if you're willing to accept slightly less attractive dudes, it's always possible to find someone who's down for whatever you want.

>>149750416
a man can dream i guess. i don't think i'll ever identify as bi since the chances of landing my type are so rare i might as well not bother with homo stuff. maybe if i was anything but a thoroughly average, broke, boring bum.

>>149750420
my sister is gay and married and basically doesn't interact with the community much at all, but she's a shut in like me and so is her wife kinda. she has a few longtime gay male friends from HS and it sounds like they're still mostly just hooking up and not committing well into their thirties. which is kinda depressing. i'm sure monogamous gay male couples do work but the vast majority of them seem allergic to commitment.

>>149750308
The rabbit, at least implicitly, is a urine fetishist.

>>149750473
All right, Desmond.

>>149750546
furries are just ugly gays prove me wrong

>>149750583
I know zilch about furries.

>>149750583
70% correct

>>149750583
i almost became a gay furry ages ago, or almost dated one at least. dodged a bullet i guess but paid for it by becoming a wizard.

Okay, I g2g. You homos have a good one

>>149748659
Fight Club being written by a gay dude does not make the story itself gay. For the same reason that Brokeback Mountain isn't secretly straight.

>>149751469
Nobody was talking about "gay stories". The original post said gays only have one joke, but clearly gays are able to write plenty of comedic moments.