What's next for them?

Want hot Verosika GF.

>>149774048
>touch her "tail"
>it throbs and squirts

Built for marriage to a nice human man who will cherish her.

>>149773994 (OP)
Where's God?

>>149774181
Watching all this play out

>>149774181
He's too based to exist in the vivzie verse
So Pigzie willfully keeps teasing the viewers about his appearance but will never show up

>>149773994 (OP)
Collin giving Loona her first time.

Loona and Anon.

>>149774224
For the best, she'd only screw it up.

>>149774181
Checking on his plans for setting up Keenie with a mortal man.

>>149774568
Based.

>"I tell ya man, spring break was nuts. Bee and I went topside and had sex like twenty times."
>"Oh yeah? Vicki and I had sex like twenty one times."
>"Shiet, did I say twenty? I meant thir--"
>BR-DRRRR-DR
>"... Why'd you get a Grindr ping?"
>"Why did you recognize it?"
>...
>Pinklie locks the door

>>149773994 (OP)
There's lotsa porn of those three angels

>>149774288
Loona is a gay

>>149775203
>Anon tells Loona she looks like a boykisser
>"You'd know, gay boy."
>"no u."
And then they fuck on the desk.

Anon but he's Michael Cera
Does anything change?

>>149775446
Loona keeps dying her hair.

>Nymo is captured by the dhorks

>>149775184
At least for Keenie that's a good thing

striker gaming

>>149775476
Wouldn’t be the first time.

>>149776415
I believe Striker would be based enough to play Red Dead Revolver and not RDR2

>"I DONT NEED TO DELIBERATE, THAT SOOTRAT IS GUILTY, HANG THAT SOOTRAT NOW."
>"I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HYUH."

>>149775528

You think they'd be bewildered by the idea that Nymo refuses to stop praying or otherwise abandon his faith despite his heritage?

>>149774172
i agree and this is why i asked her to marry me

>>149776694
>Ruckus goes to hell
>ends up looking like a Hellhound

>>149776497
he would be based enough he'd play RDR1 then full stop playing mission after completing And the Truth Will Set You Free

>>149778012
Did Striker get spoilers about what happens to John?

>>149778120
did a second playthrough like me :'(

>>149778071

>>149778170

New chapter of HILTLH(H) either today or tomorrow. Sorry for the wait.

>>149778179

>>149774181
he stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what he has created

>>149778232
No problem, can't wait to read it.

>>149776694
Ruckus should have been in Mastermind

>>149778875
>"GUILTY! THIS IMP FAGGOT IS GUILTY!"

We are at the Base of the Fire would work better as Anon/Octavia. The friction such a pairing could cause with Stolas and Stella would be far more compelling than more Blitzo whining.
Plus I already get my Loona fix from HILTLH.

>>149778530
This is hilarious

>>149779091
Consequence of one starting much sooner than the other, I'm sure the author would've gone a different way had HILTLHH came first

>>149779091
I could see it going either way; I personally like Octavia as a much-needed best friend in her life. But again, either way works. Love me Loona...

>>149778232
What about the art commissions? Which characters are featured in those? I'm asking because I ended up deleting the sketch I did of Valerie because I didn't like it due to my perfectionism. I'm not sure if I want to wait for the commissions to see if Valerie appears in one of them or just draw my own take on her.

>>149779003
>"Bernie..."
>"Don't 'Bernie...' me, that little sootrat is GUILTY!"

>>149779091
Anon and Octavia!

>>149779708
Valerie is not present in any commission I’ve requested.

>>149779814
>Taking Octavia to a bbq joint

Any love for Collin/Loona?

>>149779708
You've seen the doodles and such that get posted here, a lot of times imperfections are part of the charm. No shame in posting even a napkin doodle imo.

>>149780028
No.

>>149779886
Need a greentext of Octavia and Anon watching their beautiful chick hatch

>>149779861
Alright, thanks for answering. Keep up the good work, Ficanon.

>>149780049
There's always a part of me that says, "If it doesn't look good enough to me, it will not look good to anyone else."

There is also my inferiority complex, where even simple doodles by other artists look better to me than my own art.

>>149780052
Kek. Based.

>>149779091
I'll expand even further since there's real potential for character development with Octavia and Stolas.
>Stella's disapproval with her daughter's boyfriend would be obvious but Stolas could have somewhat legitimate concerns.
>Not wanting Octavia to endure the scorn he did when people found out he was fucking someone below his status.
>He could be under the impression that Octavia is seducing his apprentice to get back at him for not teaching her magic.
>Octavia could also think Stolas is interested in Anon so she'd rationalize her feelings as a way to hurt her dad, despite being down bad for Anon. "I-I'm only doing this to get back at my dad, this mean's nothing human.
>there's also the magical angle and Stolas
was already upset at Anon for teaching her magic behind his back without knowing the dangers (Anon's spirit link with Stolas interferes with her spells due to her also having Goetia blood).
>Stolas' greatest fear is the interference causing an accidental possession which could lead to another Agent 2 incident.
All in all of this would be far more interesting than a chapter of Blitzo bitching about his daughter getting banged by the human.

>>149780220
I’m gonna let you know that I paint Warhammer models. Practically every single thing I’ve painted I don’t think I did my best, and yet I get compliments for them all the time. You also don’t get good unless you keep putting the time in. People start from somewhere.

>>149780220
>There is also my inferiority complex, where even simple doodles by other artists look better to me than my own art.
Is that so? Well here's my Valerie art. If you can at least outdo me then you've beaten your complex.

>>149780348
OH FUCK THATS SO HOT
IM GONNA COOOOOOOM

I wish Ariral were real...

>>149779814
we have nowhere near as much art of her with a human as we do of loona

>>149780444
Nice trips but wrong thread, anon.

>>149780446
I do like the Adorable Owl

>>149780339
>I’m gonna let you know that I paint Warhammer models.
I think that's pretty cool. I always thought painting Warhammer models was a pretty cool hobby. Although most of my exposure to Warhammer comes from WH40k fans and Astartes. I don't know too much about Fantasy.
>You also don’t get good unless you keep putting the time in. People start from somewhere.
I know. I did get slightly better at digital art, and I put more confidence in my strokes. I just need more motivation and to stop getting distracted.

>>149780348
>bra
0/10 terrible adaptation.

Verosika stuffs her bra.

>>149780679
I doubt it. But succubi with small breasts deserve love too.

>>149780641
>0/10 terrible adaptation.
Damn you're right. Now all you have to do is draw her braless and you'll be a better artist than me. :^)

Loona has herpes.

>>149778272
Steve Buscemi?

>>149780768
Vicki...

>>149780262
But
Consider
Loona...

>going to the nearest hellhound brothel and ordering a cuddle session with their fluffiest hellhound

>>149781174
That sounds kinda wholesome

Who would you say is more strict in adhering to the rules, One or Two? Who's more likely to bend them if their morals got in the way?

>>149781675
One will bend the rules because he knows some things need to be done to get the job done
Two will adhere to them because it's the rules that differentiates them from the demons
Also One bends Two over

>>149781174
>Be a hellhound prostitute
>You're just lucky enough to be working for one of the better brothels.
>Still not lucky enough to be out of the endless cycle of hollowed "love"
>You're considered a higher end girl. None the less you're a piece of meat, an object.
>Most of your customers don't stay long after the deed some outright don't acknowledge you as an individual.
>One night, a sinner walks in. The other patrons stare at him, sinners aren't hated here but are still regarded with caution.
>He talks to the barkeep, pointing to you.
>Looks like tonight will be one of the better nights.
>You escort him to your room.
>Just as he closes the door, you're about to undress when you feel his hand your shoulder
>He shakes his head "That is not needed, just get into bed"
>No sex? Then why did he come here? Still, he paid so whatever he ask for you're obliged to obey.
>You get into bed with the sinner, his hands against your fluffy fur feel strange, you've never experienced such soft treatment before.
>He's petting you even stroking your tail, which is slowly wagging.
>When he talks to you, he looks you in the eyes, no condescending attitude and always has a smile on his face.
>You're heart is racing a bit. Is...is this what actual love feels like.
>He either doesn't hear you or isn't bothered by your crying when two eventually fall asleep.
>You expect him to be gone when you wake up.
>He isn't, he's still holding you with his warm and soft touch. You look at clock, he's only got a few hours left with you
>You hope they go by slowly.
>You hope that he'll come back and you can experience this all over again.

>>149781750
Two is the by the books type going against it makes her visibly nervous and angry, only one who can convince her to loophole or bend them is One.

Only more often than he should bend or find loopholes in the rules or outright ignore them, if it gets the job done he'll do it.
Not exactly end justifies the means type but maybe depends on which version of One you go with.
>spoiler
Very true.

>One cracked his knuckles and winced
>he still had some bruises from their deployment at the mountain commune
>even back at the hotel, he ached all over
>"Peace and love my ass," he grumbled as he mulled over how to start his report
>that said, turns out they weren't responsible for the disappearances
>no, that'd been the work of a rogue Bigfoot that'd been driven out of his habitat by extensive logging
>some of which was a result of the colony's settlement, but it was all legal
>he'd know, he had the boys check
>they were on the up and up
>more or less
>the weekly orgies were technically not illegal
>and he was pretty sure they weren't using any illicit substances
>he didn't exactly have a sharp nose for that stuff after his equipment got smashed by a fuckhuge sasquatch
>or after a couple hellhounds managed to drive it off with a combination of gunfire and claw marks
>plus though he wasn't interested, that hound girl that invited him to the orgy WAS kind of cute
>he gulped
>stay on task, One...
>"Ya got your report typed up yet?" Two's words cut through the silence, startling One and nearly causing him to fall out of his chair
>"Nah... just started on it," One admitted
>"Well we don't got all day," Two took a sip from her mug, "By the way, I'm gonna have to borrow your laptop so I can write up mine, freakin' squatch dropped my stuff in the ravine. Sooner we report those hippie hounds to HQ the better."
>"Yeah uh... ya know I'd be ape chow if those hippies didn't bail us out, right?"
>Two tensed up, staring at him incredulously through those black shades
>"Yeah. I know. But they're still literal demons from hell on US soil. Can't let that go unnoticed by Uncle Sam. Otherwise what's next, demonic migrant caravans popping in from hell and squattin' in L.A.? Yeah, I dunno about that, One."
>One stared back
>or he wanted to, rather
>good thing about sunglasses, it was easy to look like you're making eye contact when you were really looking anywhere else

>>149782392
>"I get that, but..."
>Two narrowed her eyes, "from HELL, One. You don't know what nefarious, psychotic shit they get up to when there aren't G-men like us pokin' around their business and sniffin' their asses."
>One grimaced
>worse, he caved
>"... I'll be sure to let HQ know."
>"Good. Lemme know when it's my turn, would ya?"
>and then she strode out of the room
>he tossed situation back and forth in his head
>on the one hand, bringing feds down on that commune was probably the right thing to do
>they were undocumented E.T.s on US territory
>for all he knew they were informants for high ranking demons back home
>or even affiliated with those red horned midgets they'd ran into a while back
>he was pretty sure they had one of those hounds with him and even though he didn't see her at the commune...
>plus the more bodies they could dissect, the sooner they could get some countermeasures for their next encounter
>on the other hand, they made it pretty clear they wanted nothing to do with what they left behind
>from an outward look they were definitely eccentric but... almost docile
>for the most part
>the bigfoot would certainly argue otherwise
>still, if even demons wanted to leave their sickening, hostile behavior behind...
>... why ruin that?
>One stared at a blank screen for a long time, before pulling out a flask from his pack and taking a swig
>he was gonna need it
>as the last of the cherry cola flowed past his lips and settled in his gut, he began to type up his report
>he'd have to talk to Two afterward
>she'd understand
>she always did

>>149773994 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vhbjBTfNr84

Happening right now...show is made by a bunch of women and a tranny...color me surprised...

"We like give ourselves 8 weeks to do most of the work or something like totally (looks at Viv) thanks Viv"

god this fucking hurts to watch and hear

>>149782436
Keep us updated if there's anything meaningful.

>>149782392
>>149782408
Nice

>>149782462
nah just a bunch of women and a lolcow tranny talking about their "influences" and how they "come up with the show" while Viv sits in the corner trying to keep them from "spoiling" anything.

>>149782462
Viv's Ozempic diet in full display

>>149774288
Get new material. Pleaaaaase

>>149782462
The one on the left is the head artist and the one in charge of 90% of the designs and animation. In other words she's the source of the problems.

>>149782462
They opened a new studio in Australia called "Spindleroo" and they just confirmed that Hazbin Hotel is MADE in Australia.

>>149782436
Oh no.

>>149780506
Is there a hellquake or something going on? Why is her drink sloshing around in her glass? More importantly, why are yoou giving drinks to a minor?? (or is there no AoC down there?)

>>149782462
BIG ANOUNCEMENT:

SPINDLEHORSE IS GOING TO MAKE THE HOMESTUCK ANIMATED SERIES

WORKING DIRECTLY WITH ANDREW HIMESELF

IT'S FUCKING ORGRE

>>149782520
Thanks

I have no love for Homestuck, but Toby Fox and Andrew Hussie working with Vivziepop for an animated series while deleting the fanworks of Homestuck archive must feel like the biggest betrayal since Troy.

>>149782732
She's clearly older in that Anon but I don't blame you for such suspicions & cautions

>>149782746
>Homestuck
>
>>149782766
You're welcome

>>149781172
that IS a compelling argument

>>149773994 (OP)
FUUUUUUUUCK I DAMNED US ALL
VIVZIEPOP IS MAKING A HOMESTUCK CARTOON
HOMESTUCK IN VIV STYLE
FUCK

>homestuck X helluva boss crossover merch
Its like the perfect clothing to identify a virgen loser

>>149782746
>>149782951
>Homestuck
>Spindleroo
I thought you were joking, but it's real LMAO.

Viv does love her millennial cringe.

>>149783005
>virgen
Latinx detected.

I would've rather had a third show about the Dhorks.

>>149783467
I think it's best that doesn't happen

They're...they're not really making a Homestuck cartoon, are they?

>>149783729
It's a pilot
But if it does well then they'll make more

The Cherubs and DHORKs are the closest thing this show has to main villains but they don't get treated like it at all.

>Still no yearly summer swimsuit merch, despite it being near the middle of August
>No trailer or sneak peeks into season 3
It's Hellover.

>>149783729
They are and if you thought HH & HB were bad
This will be worse
What a trainwreck

Does this mean we don't need anon anymore? /hsg/ was basically anon..

>>149783912
Anon will remain because he's literally (you).

>>149783968
I wanna see the crossover...

>>149783870
This isn't a train wreck
This is like the Beirut Port Explosion in slow motion
Everyone can see the smoke and fire in the distance and before you can blink it goes off, taking out anything around it and the blow back knocks down everything else
It's so loud it can be heard from 3 countries away

>>149783992
Also I don't know what the fuck /hsg/ is

>>149783729
>>149783803
>>149783870
>It's real.
Oh....

>>149784038
Get back here
You aren't escaping this
We all suffering together

>>149784012
That's probably more accurate I guess
>Imagine the devastation

>>149784064
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
STAY AWAY

... I mean it's just a separate show isn't it? It can't possibly be that bad, right? Right? No I'm serious, I barely even know what Homestuck is or what it's fans are like. Make it make sense.

>>149774181
Do they really want to do this? Like confirm that God and Jesus aren’t things in the fucking side show?

>>149784115
Too late
You're stuck here and even suicide won't save you

>>149784134
The cherubs have been kicked out of heaven by that point so them going "what boss" isn't wholly inaccurate, plus me getting thrown out on my ass and then asked who my boss is, I'm not exactly gonna say "I work for Bezos."

>>149784119
Homestuck has a 15 year history of having some of the most annoying fans on the internet and since it has ended it has gotten a shit epilogue and continuation that further makes it terrible
Granted the first 4 acts are pretty good

I BLAME YOU FUCKERS FOR THIS

>"Hey Stella,How many licks does it take to get to the center of YOUR TOOTSIES!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfGreQR4hIM&ab_channel=HouselessGamer

>>149784064
We??
I was a never a fan of this show to begin with
I'm merely observing from a distance but I'll keep giving you guys greens to negate the devastation
You guys need it, If my greens make you happy or simply enjoy the read. That's good enough for me
Here have a cute lil dog, from a Stellafag

>>149784156
https://youtu.be/a5y-FaGeDfk?feature=shared

If magic is a thing, why trans are a thing too if they can be the gender they want?

>>149784176
>the most annoying fans on the internet
Oh fuck. Retard synthesis.

>>149784176
And to think I come to /co/ because the homosuck fags flooded to /v/, with the constant deltarune and undertale thread spam.

>>149784257
>why trans are a thing too
"Why you can't" learn english? To answer your question, virtue signaling.

>>149784293
Mobile writing, sorry.

Imagine the crossover....

>>149784343
I don't want to

>>149784035
>Also I don't know what the fuck /hsg/ is
He's a humanized version of the homestuck general. So basically anon but Homestuck themed

>>149784162
They can’t avoid this issue forever.

>>149784343
Karkat fucking blitzo and Jade fucking Loona or we riot

>>149784134
Why not? There's plenty of precedent for casual "oh no this isnt THAT heaven" explanations in media about heaven/hell. Just watch What Dreams May Come for example

>>149784399
/hsg/ and Anon can coexist just fine

Damnit I went to Hazbin/Helluva to get away from Homestuck fucking shit

>>149784521
She was a fan anon!
How did you miss all of the Homestuck Easter eggs in Helluva boss

>>149784555
I KNOW THAT
WHEN I MADE MY WISH FOR HER TO MAKE A CARTOON IT WAS FUCKING IRONIC
GOD DAMNIT

>>149784602
Well wish granted then

Chapter 13 of HILTLH(H) is up.

https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/178668191

Hopefully I've done Octavia some justice. It's my first time writing her.

>>149784635
Kino among the chaos. I'll read soon.

It all just gets worse and worse as time goes on.

https://files.catbox.moe/myj0xw.mp4

>>149784635
Some brief respite.

Can't wait for the inevitable midnight crew and IMP crossover

>>149784680
Can you go to one of the other threads

>>149784702
Tough luck Anon. It's all conected in a spiral of shit

>>149784702
Nah bro were linked together now.

>>149784119
It’s prototype Undertale/Deltarune.

>>149784732
Not any more linked than Fixed is to Samurai Jack.

>>149782746
This is too much I need to take a breather.

>>149784176
>the most annoying fans
I'm seeing what you mean now.

>>149784745
>Not any more linked than Fixed is to Samurai Jack.
Were one big autistic fandom now anon.
You will enjoy the Loona and John crack ship and enjoy it

Andrew and Vivzie? Andrew Hussie and Vivienne Medrano? Are you there?

Andrew and Vivienne, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you two.

You failed at life. You both failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing themselves to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your names will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie or Vivienne Medrano. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobodies. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are enormous failures.

Andrew and Vivienne, being that you're washed up middle aged losers and your brains have probably hard-wired themselves to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your careers, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics and the Hellaverse, Andrew Hussie and Vivienne Medrano, that is your legacies.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew and Vivienne, and think long and hard about what wasteful lives you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew and Vivienne, you'll have learned from your failures. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on Deltarune Chapters 5. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.

>>149784680
>I'll draw IMP like this.

>>149784279
Oh if all this results in hiveswap getting continued then /v/ shall be flooded as well
Homestuck anime next

>>149784892
Oh goodness no

>>149784635
anon continues to catch strays, poor guy

>>149784914
I was a Homestuck before Hazbin or Helluva.
Just once, I'll make the cross over, and be done with it.

>>149785126
Fair enough but there are better options to do crossover stuff
Vriska as Two or Stella

>>149785185
Vriska is like Stella in that they did nothing wrong.

Has it ever been, or felt more over?

>>149785423
No need to be upset Dear Anon

>>149784635
Read it. Loved it.
>Sinner coming back for revenge
>Anon and Millie potentially hanging out
>The statue graffiti
Very nice. I think Octavia was alright, but I'm not a huge fan of hers so I wouldn't really know. I like how you're expanding off how season 2 left things though, that was neat.

>>149773994 (OP)
Pozzed show

>>149785782
We know anon
Thanks for the bump

>>149784635
Absolute kino

>>149784635
I just want them to be happy

From the description of the soul cleaving spell, Loona'll be able to see what Anon looked like pre-death right?

>>149774181
God?

Imagine if Loona was (your) bodyguard that you get to have interspecies sex with sometimes.

>>149786989
I'd rather keep our relationship professional

>>149786989
>Imagine if Loona was (your) bodyguard.
What status and danger are you in to require a bodyguard?.

Maybe it's me but I think it'll be interest if (you) got hired as Stolas's bodyguard.
If he doesn't have access to his legions and doesn't particularly enjoy violence.
Why not hire someone who either enjoys it or is indifferent to it.
Might do this idea for a series of greens.

>>149787191
Don't worry Mister Stolas, I know how to keep your bitch ex-wife at bay!
>But why do you have a box of condoms?
Don't question my methods, sir.

>>149787191
>Stolas hiring you as a bodyguard after losing all his stuff
With what money? Isn't Blitzo his bodyguard?

>Snuggling up with Verosika to sleep
>It always ends with her hand on your cock and your hands on her boobs while you both sleep
>You end up getting a sleep fondle fetish
HOT

>>149787763
>and your hand on her "tail"

>>149787248
>Isn't Blitzo his bodyguard?
You think he'd put his favorite sootrat in danger.

>>149787241
>After the trial and Stolas is forced to go underground with his red velvet fleshlight
>Stella re-hired you as a "Sergeant at Arms" for the Estate she now governs.
>The Goetians don't pay much mind despite your status and as far as they see, Stella treats you in a crass and domineering manner.
>However the butlers know the reality behind the curtains but dare not speak and spread the rumor.
>Even Stolas and Andre have suspicions to the real reason Stella hired you.
>Behind closed doors you are more than just a "Sergeant at Arms".
>Publicly she's domineering, privately she's admiring.
>Not only does she see you as a good husband but as a good parental figure to Octavia.
>Even Stella knowns deep down she failed Octavia but won't admit to it, usually shifting all the blame on Stolas.
>So she sees you as the good influence Octavia needs while Stella tries to serve as the proper Goetian influence.
>While Octavia appreciates you, she's is obliviously distant from You and Stella.
>Yet despite all that went down especially during the trial, all three miss Stolas in their own way.
>You saw Stolas as a foolish yet respectable an intelligent man(bird?).
>Before the marriage started to fail and he started cheating with Blitzo.
>Stella respected the fact he was willing to try again even stay at Stella's side for the sake of her reputation.
>Octavia enjoyed spending her time with her father when studying astronomy, astrology and the arcane.

>>149784845
KEK

What cup size is Stella?

>>149787992
No no futa, fuck off. Verosika has a vagina that is perfect for sex.

>>149788487
a tea cup

>>149788487
Triple-D, G or H depends if go if her chest is mainly fluff or not.

>>149788536
It's just a tail, anon. A very sensitive tail.

Has anyone pulled a funny and try to be a genuine StolasXStella shipper in normal HB fan zones? The rage must be good.

>>149788797
Probably but if they do exist they're rare.

>>149788827
It's funny how much of the story hinges on Stolas being a fag.

>>149788856
>the story would fall apart if he wasnt gay
actually properly integrated gay representation...

>>149788827
Cute demon birds. I'd like to think they'd zap and kill random imps for fun.

>>149788883
On the other hand, a lot of humans would still be alive if Stolas wasn't gay. Making Stolas straight means I.M.P. doesn't get formed and therefore heaven and hell end up slightly emptier.

>>149788856
It is Indeed, keeping Stolas and Stella victims of a rushed marriage that didn't properly blossom instead of retconning them and other parts of the show.
Would have made Stella, Octavia even Stolas sympathetic.

>>149786633
Simple answer to that God and Jesus or anything related to Christianity will not be included in the show because vizzie doesn't have the balls to put it in the show. And no having a church as background scenery in helluva boss doesn't count because they were at earth during the time.

>>149788937
maybe he could've gotten that asmodean crystal the same way barbie did anyway, however that is. this is probably just faster

What if Stolas wasn't opposed to Stella bringing Nymo to Hell
>One of the main reasons Stella went and dragged Nymo back to Hell with her is to spite Stolas after the Imp-cident
>The thought of a another boy in the manor was supposed to drive him crazy
>Why the fuck is he teaching him magic and why are they getting along
>Oh Satan now they're nerding out over rocks and herbs

>>149789176
They could get there. They'd just have to break through the initial animosity.

>>149777711
Probably, especially because doing so is causing him to smoke and burn his skin.

>ywn be able to purchase FemMammon's butthole nudes

>>149789537
Why would you want to?

>>149789537
>STOP POSTING ABOUT FEMMAMMON'S BUTTHOLE IM TIRED OF SEEING IT
>ON HELLCHAN ITS BUTHOLLE THREADS, ON SINTOK ITS FUCKING-
>I WAS IN A SEVER RIGHT? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST FEMMAMMON'S LEAKED ONLYFANS
>I FUCKING CHOKED ALICESTOR FOR SUGGESTION SHE SEND ONE OF HER OWN TO CHARLES
>KING BEE WONT STOP SINGING ABOUT IT, SATANIA IS JUST SPAMMING HER MUSCLE PICS NOT HELPING
>LEVIATHIAN IS SPLIT, ASOMODEUS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SHARES MY FRUSTRATIONS
>CANT EVEN SLEEP WITH MY LITTLE SINNER CUTIE BOY WITHOUT SOMEONE SPAMMING MY DMS WITH HER BUTTHOLE DRYING MY CUNT UP

>>149789728
I'd totally be male Charlie's new step dad

So fellas, how does it feel to be part of H3?

>>149789728
Kek

>>149778170
>>149778179
>>149778240
>>149781178


She’ll probably fart

>>149773994 (OP)
they will join Adam in hell

How well do you think Stolas can dance?
https://youtu.be/Gao5Cxb5te4

>>149790116
Fairly well, I guess? It was most likely part of his upbringing as a noble. Same goes for Stella.

>Lucyfer and Satana having a catfight

>>149790179
>"Lucifer."

>"Satana, dear! You seem well! All that good food has you looking quite robust."

>"All muscle, you pinstripe prostitute."

>"Oh, you wound me babe. By they way, you still filling out that application for Tinder?"

>"Going better than your most recent job application."

>"Touché."

>>149790311
Love these catty gals.

didn't vivizecuck say once that the imagery in her cartoons is kind of a kitchen sink agnostic thing instead of "yeah christianity is the canon"

>>149790452
It's quite cute.

>>149791169
Which begs the question
>Lucyfer
>Satana
>which way, western man?

>>149791184
I choose the path of the eastern man
>Male Lilith

>>149791184
Between just these Two?
Lucyfer
Though skinny FemMammon looks nice

>>149791206

>>149791206
As a friend right?
RIGHT?

>>149791184
I'd be Lucyfer's new plaything and let her dress me up as a duck.

>>149791267
You know what I'm about

>>149790618
I mean it seems like it. I am not saying anything but two of the screenwriters are Jewish so they will do anything they can to make heaven look bad.

>>149791288
>Taking Lucyfer duck hunting to collect ducks to taxidermy

>>149780679
She's flashed enough people to prove that's not true

>>149791215
>>149791288
>>149791346
>"Now Charlie honey, you don't have to call him dad, but..."
>inside his head are the screams of the damned

>>149791520
>When you are at least a couple years older than your mom's new boyfriend

>>149791659
Shit, i meant a couple hundred* years older

>>149790179
>>149790452
Who is the better bedtime cuddler?

>>149791773
Satana
Giant boobs to lay on

>>149791773
Lucy.

>>149791520
>Charles has to often deal with her mother going to the mortal realm to duck hunt. Every time she does, she brings an armful of freshly killed taxidermied ducks.
>Singing jingles with quacks instead of words when she paints them and places them around the hotel.
>Even quacking during sex. He can hear them through the walls.
>She always says "I'm simply quackers for him honey".
>Charles is happy for her mom but this relationship is driving him quack.
>Oh no She's got him doing it now.

>>149791955
Dammit getting laid was supposed to break her of the duck habit not exacerbate it

>Run into Base of the Fire Bee once more
>New horrible challenge under threat of death (possibly)
>Dance, white boy
>Dance
>Dance for your life
What are your survival chances? Can YOU hit the beats?

>>149791512
>all the little movements where her titties and ass jiggle
I want to have sex with this demon please.

>>149792483
I can make them even more jiggly.

>>149792653
Just....just stop. Let me like something without futafags or fatfags ruining it for once.

>>149792675
You're on the wrong website then, friend

>>149792675
Why so hangry, friend?

>>149792483
What about Roxanne here?
Plus She ain't a succubus.
>>149792136
>Charles wakes up one morning. sees a giant rubber ducky outside the hotel.
>She notices her mom cuddling her paramour on top of the back of it.

>>149792886
Id tell her to put away her makeup.
And that she doesnt haven't to TURN ON THE RED LIIIIGHT.

>>149793101
https://youtu.be/WXzFCS72QIA
Good taste.

>>149791829
She can shrink down and be big spoon.

>>149792886
A thicc imp will do. As long as she's not Wrathian. They are naturally violent.

>>149793617
Roxanne isn't an Imp, she's a demon and a fine one at that.

Scarlett here is a fine Imp.

>>149793729
I wanna play with her funny little tail.

I don't even want sex for once. I just wanna cuddle a cute girl and sleep next to her. It'd feel nice being so close.

>>149793871
Indeed.
Sex is only for pro-creation and after marriage.

>All imps smell slightly of sulfur and lava rock
>Can only be in hell for a while before the stink gets to you

>>149793919
Sex can also be recreation with someone you're married to.

>>149793972
True but too much sex just becomes the same sex.
Best saved for special occasions.

>"Anon, you know I officiate weddings too down here, right? Keep yappin' and I'm gonna marry you to that egg-headed boss o' yours."
>"Bold talk for a guy that looks like he walked out of a bara furry's wet dream."
>"Ahright, that's it. By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and--"
>"Sorry to bother you, I'll just be on my way out."

>>149791955
> Lucy approaches Charles one day at the breakfast table
> "Charlie, honey, I think maybe it's time you made some friends your own age. Go out and get to know people, you know?"
> Sends him to the mortal realm not knowing that people don't live hundreds of years anymore
> The last time Charles was there was when Lucy sent him to get a modern education.. in a boarding school in Victorian England
> Meanwhile Lucy is busy getting laid
> Charles emerges in the mortal realm in 2024 and while he can understand people, he's horribly behind the times due to being very sheltered
> Nearly faints when he sees women with fully exposed ankles, let alone fully exposed legs
> He eventually finds a friend group of twenty and thirty-somethings, but instead of modernizing him, they think he's cool for being very into weird victorian LARPing
> The "demon look" catches on and soon Hell's tailors are making trips to Earth to trade fine demon-made suits for commodities they can't get in Hell
> Charles is having the time of his life with his friends turning some small New England town into a nicer version of Hell
> Ten or so years pass, most of his new human friends have moved on or gotten married
> Charles decides to go back to Hell knowing that they're all probably going to be fine
> The hotel is now a giant rubber duck and serves as housing for Lucy's harem, all of whom are younger than Charles.
> Some of them are mortals
> Charles is traumatized for life.

>>149793871
>I don't even want sex for once. I just wanna cuddle a cute girl and sleep next to her. It'd feel nice being so close.

This. These girls need big human cuddles

>>149794595
kek, nice

>Charles is traumatized for life.

>Charles live reaction

>>149794598
>Cuddling Strika
>Cuddling Stella
>Cuddling Mayberry
Pure Bliss

>>149792886
i thought her name was Ruby Helen

Hey Fatfuck Fred! Y'know who loves fat people? Homestuck. They love Fat People. You should draw Vriska being incredibly fat! Especially now since H3 are gonna be together forever.

>>149794908
I don't think she has an official name.
Regardless, I think Roxanne is better.

>>149784035
newfag kiwami

>>149794922
homosuck never really interested me, before undertale i was a total drama and object show autistic teenager

>>149795168
>Total drama
Leshawnaball

What if I want the demons to die for murdering innocents? Does that make me cringe and fascist?

What are your ideas for a hellaverse game?

>>149795228
back then my fav was actually Harold cuz he had glasses like me, simple as that lol
my horniness was actually directed at MLP back then, shows how "normal" ive grown up to be lol

>>149795281
kart racer

>>149795281
Doom WAD where you play as Adam, going around the various areas of Hell, exterminating every demon you come across, culminating in a final boss against Lucifer on the rooftop of the hotel.

>>149795281
Fighting game
>Stage where it's a crowd of hellspawn and sinners
>Environmental attack where you grab an imp from the crowd and throw them at your opponent

>>149795492
>Vivzie Slop fighting game.
>made by NetherRealm Studios
>some how the most hellish thing in verse

>>149795281
Hoot/Woof game. Need I say more?

>>149795281
i bet a hitman style game as an I.M.P intern would probably be pretty cool.
that or a postal 2 style game from the POV of some random sinner.

>>149795281
something like second life combined with skyrim, something where you make an OC (or OC's) and chill with friends. maybe canon characters can give like side quests or something

>>149796973
Get off 4chan Vaggie.

rough design concepts for either a winner or a sinner Arthur Morgan
not final of course (didn't feel like drawing big antlers but i feel like he'd have them) but yknow

>>149773994 (OP)

>>149795145
Homestuck is convoluted garbage and I'm glad I breezed past it when I was younger

>>149797362
How often does he get mistaken for a hellhound?

>>149797362
He looks like a older male version of Deerie
Not complaining just pointing it out

>Loona stops (you) when you get into the office and fixes your collar
>"Can't have anybody think I'm dating a dweeb."
>"You are though."
>"S-shuttup."

>>149797797
Still need a pet name for Loona to call Anon that isn’t “dweeb” or “dork” considering that’s Fang’s.

>>149797362
Cool. Will you draw John?

>>149797856
Yeah I got nothin on that front

>>149797856
"retard"

>>149797856
>>149798045
Bonehead
Big Lug
Ooga Boo

>>149798085
>retard
Kek

>>149796973
>the ACK!-stermination

>>149798095
>Bonehead
She's a dog, she likes bones.

>>149798592
That's a stereotype, anon.
She clearly loves hound treats.

How much sex do Agent One and Agent Two have?

>>149798889
Only after every mission

>>149799149
Any horny Octavia stickers?

>>149798843
>slow day at the office
>you throw Loona a treat now and then
>she always catches it in her mouth
>except that one time it landed in her cleavage

>>149800243
kek

>>149799149
How are people awkward and so lacking in self awareness that they put this stuff on their car where everyone can see it

>>149798919
Anal?

Wouldn't Nymo finding out he's a demon halfbreed be kinda body horror? If my long lost mother showed up and revealed that she was a bird demon, and that I'm also a bird demon who's not even fully human before unsealing me and turning me into a freaky bird person like her I'd be a little freaked out. Figuring out how to eat with the beak alone would be a little trippy. I don't know if it'd better or worse for Nymo that that's how he's "supposed" to look either.

>>149801385
Only if he's good

>>149801319
I think it's more they know it's wrong and they do it anyways because they like it
It's the way people say they're based

>>149801877
Yeah that would be pretty fucked up

>>149802508
is this the first drawing of nymo we have?
it looks a bit too much like male stella in my opinion

>>149802551
As far as I know, yeah i think this is the first image of him.
Didn't really know what he looked like, so i drew male stella. Do you think he would have some green on him? (You know for anon) then he could have a watermelon color pallete with the pink and green.

>>149802551
Either that or Owlnon Don't ask

>>149802508
Whoa, not bad! Good work drawfag.
>>149802607
I'd say don't forget that he'd also have some dove in his design. I do like the Stella resemblance being pretty strong because it gives Stolas more reason to be hostile to him at first. It also just feels right since Octavia resembles Stolas so strongly that they'd look so different thematically.

>>149802607
>Do you think he would have some green on him?
ehh, i think pure white would be better, some anon also said a red mark on his chest would fit, like a heart
but his beak should be a bit longer and have the nose things pigeons have
also, get rid of the purple highlights, looks waaay too much like stella

>>149802643
Based on this dove iirc.

>>149774181
He's to busy playing TF2 as Scout and being the biggest Scunt in history. In the TF2 Comics he has a very similar personality to Scout which makes sense given Scout is his gift to all women.

>What if Stella became Catholic and that turns her human?

>>149802508
>coo shirt
kek

>>149802787
>Turns her Human
Boo! This is why converting to Orthodoxy is better, you get to stay as an anthro.

>>149802781
I feel like this iteration of God would be a perfect fit for the Vivzieverse without him feeling lackluster.

>>149802781
>the devil is a no-fun-allowed, pencil pushing stick-in-the-mud
>God is a chill dude who likes to play jokes on people and takes it easy

What if Loona was based off of a borzoi?

>>149802949
Honestly such a fun reversal of how God and Lucifer's dynmaic is usually portrayed in mainstream media. That being the stern and orderly father and the rebellious and firebrand child.

Honestly this iteration makes more sense cause God's whole thing about making humans is to give them free will and enjoy life to the fullest. Meanwhile the Lucifer wants to bind people and strip them of their free will, basically own them. And he does it via contracts. So God being the original Fratbro and Lucifer being a cutthroat corprate type is pretty clever.

>>149802799
>Ortho propaganda
Get out of here stalker!
Liturgy was good today.

>>149802643
>>149802680
Bleeding heart dove yes, the red marking meant to further represent the Christian aspects of his character. Not that I'm complaining, our little bastard finally has art!

>>149802799
>Russoid Christianity
No thanks, I prefer better forms of Jesus Appreciation.

>>149803153
Definitely, and pretty coo art at that

>>149803153
>>149803412
It is indeed pretty coo
(Ignore that that he's dressed like shaggy, i couldn't think of any better colors.)

>>149803335
>Russoid
orthodoxy isnt vatnik only, pretty much all of eastern europe minus poland and hungary is orthodox, its the original christinaity before the faggots at the vatican co-opted it for the sake of power and wealth
martin luthers biggest mistake was making up a whole new sect instead of converting to orthodoxy

>>149803581
The young protagonist of our story, takes center stage!
>The young protagonist in question

>>149803034
>"Dad, we need to hire more sinners. I.M.P. will not survive otherwise!"

>>149803335
You automatically labeling it as Russoid shows you're either being a dick on purpose of have awful knowledge on the topic. Thats like Calling Catholicism "Latinx Christianity" lol.

>Fucking Fizz
>Banging his Bussy.
>Suddenly he glitches out, and it begins violently squeezing Schlong.
>Can't pull out, get shocked and seize up
>Pass out stuck in his butt

>>149803684
Okay Slav, go bless some AKs for the local Vatnik units.
Based Catholicism will be over here, being more true than you.

>>149803600
It only became associated with with East Slavs so much is because for a good while they were the only Orthodox Christians left Independent of Ottoman Turk shitslim tyranny. And Catholics were partly to blame for that due to constantly antagonizing and weakening Eastern Christians with their BS like with the 4th Crusade and whatnot. I dont hate Catholics but I hate it when they get egotistical and try to laud themselves as the immaculate pinnicale of Christianity and protectors of Christendom.

>>149803581
Absolute kino.
>dressed like shaggy
Him dressing like a dork feels right tbdesu

>>149803720
What kinda insult is "Go bless some AKs"? If you're going to be insulting at least be good at it and not say something cool instead. You didnt even make fun of the beards or anything.

>>149803581
Nice, Nymo getting some love today. Can I just make one request? I remember in the original greentext someone said he has human eyes while in his Goetian form and it bugs the fuck out of demons and angels.

>>149803581
i actually thought that was the homo spider from the thumbnail

>>149803581
Gestalt me on Nymo, I must've missed something critical
Is it pronounced like Nemo?

>>149804281
It's the middle of Anonymous, and yes it's pronounced like Nemo.

>>149804046
Just looks real normal.

>>149804309
>I have special eyes!

>>149804309
nta, but what if we actually hide his eyes, like anon?

>>149804390
I actually like that he has eyes for once, the design looks really nice with human eyes.

>>149804390
Maybe give him bangs to hide his eyes? And more plumage in birb form?

>>149804290
Was he a one night stand baby?

>>149803720
You do know that the Catholic church blesses guns to on occasions right? So whatever insult you're trying to make is pretty flat. Pic related is an example of an American Catholic priest blessing some hunting rifles for hunting season. "Your religion blesses their weaponry lol" is not a good own.

>>149804455
Yeah. He's Stella's bastard, she got cold feet before the wedding and fled to Earth, had a thing with a human and then left him with the egg to avoid the scandal of having a cambion child out of wedlock.

>>149804455
pretty much, stella ran off to earth either before or right after getting married to stolas and got woo`d by a human man
9 months later a giant egg shows up at his door with a letter threatening eternal damnation if he breaks it or throws it away
some time after that, nymo hatches as a human baby boy

>>149804485
So is his dad cool at least?

>>149804492
Yeah this, Stella hexed the egg and sealed away Nymo's goetian blood. So he grows up a human, Stella shows up and unseals it and he finds out he's a cambion with blood from the Ars Goetia.
>>149804495
Yup. Raised him as a christian boy, and likely the reason why Nymo has such strong faith and morals. He still prays now and again even though it's physically painful to do with his goetian blood unlocked.

>>149804495
hes an anon, i think we agreed on that at least
a bit religious, which is why the kid turned out as well
probably regrets fucking around when young, but loves his kid

>>149804443
Here you go.
I keep looking at this and it feels familiar

>>149804606
Wow. It would be great if i uploaded the image.

>>149804624
wait, zoom in, is that...

>>149804624
>Nymo looks like this
>"Oh sweetie I do wish you'd brush your hair properly, you'd look so--"
>she brushes his hair back and sees this >>149804309
>"... never mind."

>>149804624
>Nymo looks like this
>"Oh sweetie I do wish you'd brush your hair properly, you'd look so--"
>Stella brushes his hair back and sees this >>149804309
>"... never mind."

>>149804675
You're onto something

>>149804702
Kek

>>149804675
>"... Son?"

>>149804815
i think snoot/apprentice anon and stella fucker anon are two different dudes
one of them is younger and got taken under stolas` wing as an apprentice while the other has never been to hell, doesnt do magic, but fucked stella and got her pregnant and thats about it

>>149804850
Oh for sure, no argument there. It would be funny if they're distant cousins though.

Speaking of Nymo's appearance, what about his human look? I've imagined him with something like platinum blonde hair (being a color close to the feathers) and green eyes (to keep in line with anon). Any thoughts?

>>149805113
Maybe make him look like kris, but blonde?
I dont know, in any case, would he mostly stay "in disguise" because he considers that to be his real face?
I reckon he'd be more used to the form he grew up with than the 7" tall, anthro bird creature he turned out to be
So he sees the bird form as less his true self and more like a cool power up transformation, like an anime character or something

>>149805180
That's what i feel, yeah. He feels his Goetian form would be the kind of disguise he would use in hell the same way Octavia or Stella would use a human disguise on Earth. But i do like the idea he has to train his magic capabilities to tranform between the two, so he'd be a human the majority of his initial trip to Hell with Stella.

>>149805236
I feel like he'd turn into his demon form when Stella unlocks his goetia blood, and since he doesn't know how to transform then Stella would have to do it for him. She'd definitely want him to be in his demon form down there and I can't say it'd be a good idea for a human to be walking around in hell.

>>149805488
If he's a human going into it, he should be kept in the manor. Which would lock him into dealing with Stella and Stolas's bullshit and he'd be around Octavia.

>>149804467
>quality hunting rifles
Vs.
>1950s era shitty surplus because all the good rifles have already been lost
Let me just drive towards the bradley in my tactical Russian Lada.

>>149802619
You mean Birnon?
We have some drawings of him
>>149803581
>>149804309
>>149804624
>>149804722
>>149802508
These drawings of Nymo aren't bad by any means, they're good. Even see some Stella in him, which is good
and aside for my personal interpretation of Nymo/Columba
To me, they look too much like Angel Dust and/or Kris from Deltarune

>>149805821
I don't see the AD vibes too much, or at least I think it's unavoidable since Stella and Angel are both white.

>>149803037
Honestly you say honestly too much in your posts.

Longer hair/feathers fit Nymo better.

Jewtube's algorithm knows...

>>149806367
Surely Anon isn’t that desperate for AI sloppa… right?

>>149806367
>xe still doesn't block ads

>>149806242
How long we talking?

>>149806504
Shoulder length

>>149806367
>"The algorithm doesn't know but I do, come here!"

>>149806170
Honestly you might honestly be right

>>149806569
>"Shit, better activate my virginity shield."
>Anon whips out his omnibus of Warhammer lore, both Fantasy and 40K.

>>149805756
Alright Anon, i think I get it. If you want to banter about Russian inferiority go to /uhg/ or something man. You're the one who brought it up in the firstplace by calling Eastern Orthodox a "russoid" religion even though its oldest and most iconic practitioners were the Greeks. Most other countries that Orthodox hate Russia for obvious reasons, so stop being such a Venetian about it. Personlly i'd focus the ire on Shitslims killing and raping in Catholic countries instead of on other Christians.

>>149806747
That fact that we've allowed Bosnia, Albania, and Kosovo to exist is really a disgrace ngl.

>>149806692
>"Oh cool!"
>Adam taught how to paint BattleTech minis, never painted 40k ones though"
>"You can teach me, this can be our date"

“Hey, shithead. Thanks for being there for me.”

>>149806747
>traditional
>all less than 2000 years old, enforced by imperialism

>>149806747
You know I forget that a bunch of buddhist mongols migrated near where Stalingrad is located and just exist there for 200 years, cause they stick out like a sore thumb on this map

>>149806864
Zeus, Odin, Perun, Dagda, Dievas, and Ukko lost. Get over it

>>149806864
>Judaism, Christanity, and Buddhism
>Less than 2000 years old
Certified Retard.

>>149806821
"No problem my little miss grim reaper."
"I'm taller than you."
"The way I like 'em."
"...shut up."

What are these retards arguing about and why?

>>149806983
Someone (likely a Catholic) got really upset at my joking remark relating to Orthodoxy here >>149802799 and it became the catalyst for whatever the fuck this is current situation is.

>>149806569
> Heaven has a room deep in exterminator headquarters
> It's dedicated solely to tracking people who are horny for hellhounds
> "We've found another one. Send the response team."
> Anon is on his computer and hears a knock at the door, which he ignores
> Moments later the door is bashed in
> Before Anon knows it, he's pinned down on the floor
> Looks up and sees a hellhound, only with golden fur, wings, and a halo
> She looks down at him with eyes that look like they're bordering on arcane madness
> And then licks him gently on the nose
> Princess carries him to bed like he's weightless, and then gets in with him and snuggles him tight
> Anon can feel all his sinful desires fading as he's enveloped by a nearly nine-foot-tall and very fluffy heavenhound
> She whispers into his ear "I like that paint job on your warhammer minis"
> Anon ascends to a new state of enlightenment rarely achieved by mortal men
> "Do you want to watch a movie, or should we go right to sleep?"
> The next morning, after making him breakfast, the heavenhound warps back to heaven
> "Another one successfully purified."
> Chair spins around, it's Loona but redeemed
> "Excellent."

>>149806934
those religions are more than 2000 years old, but 2000 years ago the map would have had color in basically just israel

>>149806815
>Better think of a good excuse to ditch her.
>"I'm gay."
>There's a slight nervous tic that plagues her face, but it disappears swiftly.
>The seraphim assistant floats well into your personal space and takes your hand in hers.
>"No problem. With rape, anything as sinful as homosexuality can be corrected!"
>She was far too cheerful about a rape threat.
>"I don't think it says that in the Bible..."

>"Silly Anon!"
>She's right up in your face.
>And her grip is tightening around your palm.
>"I'm not quoting from the Bible."

>>149807074
Nice, quite good

>>149807075
Sorry Chud, Emperor Constantine saw Jesus in a vision while looking at the Sun. Now your precious paganism is dead. Maybe Sol/Apollo shouldve came to him in a vision instead if the gods didnt want to get replaced by a Hebrew Carpenter.

>>149807117
Sounds like she's quoting some Saints

>Nymo introduces Octavia and Loona to DnD

>>149807203
I thought Anon already did?

so tired of internet christians

>>149807203
>>149807251
>DnD group consisting of Anon, Nymo, Octavia, Loona and M&M
>Blitzo couldn't read the manual and got banned for whipping his dick out to seduce a guard
>literally plopped it out into the table

>>149806807
Look up Srebrenica, there were some people who tried to "fix" it and they went to jail for warcrimes and crimes against humanity.

>>149807340
>Loona I'm sorry but I'm gonna shoot your dad with the holy water super soaker

>>149807340
>Loona always goes Fighter
>Octavia either goes Sorcerer, Wizard or sometimes Cleric
>Moxxie is normally a Bard
>Millie is a Barbarian
>Nymo often multiclasses
>If Anon isn't DMing he's either a Paladin or a Warlock

>>149807502
I bet Stolas prefers to watch assuming he's involved at all.

Imagine everything is the same but this is Stolas

>>149807749
>Stella banged that

>>149806821
Sometimes I think what the hell Loona was expecting when she showed her true form to a human, she seems retarded.

>>149807747
He'd likely watch but backseats too much.
>>149807749
His true form or standard form?

>>149807819
Standard.
>>149807812
To be fair in spite of everything she's surprisingly sheltered. She can't even handle being in parties at 21

>>149807819
>He'd likely watch but backseats too much.
Backseat DMs or backseat plays?

>>149807856
Both
>>149807840
>Standard
So...what would Octavia look like then?

>>149807902
>what would Octavia look like then?

>>149807981
So an adorable black bird?
Neat

Loona's hand needs to heal so Anon can hold it.

>>149807840
Anon, I understand what you're explaining, but I insist on my position: there are only two ways for that to turn out well: either with a member of the furry fandom or with someone who makes deals with demons. It could also be both at the same time.

>>149808098
Alright. I can get by with that. But consider, a blue haired, pronoun having bone stealing witch. At least in an entertaining toxic way. Just think about it, even if you disagree.

Loving handholding sex with Octavia

>>149773994 (OP)
Am I the only one who thinks Millie is the most annoying member of IMP? The others are shit but I hate Millie in particular. I hate her Mary Sue Super Woman Bullshit. Whenever she gets angry no army of demons can defeat her. And realistically if the writing was decent Millie attacking Asmodeus' favorite sex toy which is also Mammon's best money maker at the time would end with Millie tortured to death by the Demon Royalty.

And I hate how Millie enjoys killing for the sake of killing. Not even shit incarnate like Blitzo enjoys killing to that sadistic extreme. And since she kills humans with so much joy it just makes me hate the bitch all the more. I find amusing that not even Stolas has killed humans while loving the act in and of itself.

I genuinely hope Millie is horrifically killed off. I want her to suffer. To me she truly is the most hateable character in Helluva Boss. She loves killing people so its only karma when its her turn to get her limbs slowly and painfully ripped out of her body. Millie is shit. Bonus if its the Dorks who finally get revenge on Millie for killing many of their agents since Asmodeus and Mammon are both wusses.

>>149808188
How do you hate Millie when Loona is right there? At least Millie has a personality Loona is as shallow as a pore on your skin.

>>149808172
Sounds fun

>>149808157
Shit, anon, you created a situation in my mind that was even more horrible than happened. Shit.

>but something comes to mind
Why don't we make LoonaXAnon, anon be the typical /x/ anon who posts things about the occult, you know, so it's a little more unique?

>>149808211
I don't defend the other employees of IMP. Loona is also unlikable. But Loona has shown characterization like wanting to socialize. Millie? What personality does Millie have?

Seriously according to Ghost Fuckers she is Blitzo's Best Friend..........seriously? Millie only speaks to Blitzo when Blitzo has no one to speak to when his usual go to character to interact with is Moxxie. And Millie's personality begins and ends strictly with Moxxie. Even the episode about Millie's family is about Moxxie. Millie has no personality she is literally Moxxie's Yes Man. The only time Millie had a snippet of personality was when she told Moxxie in the farm episode "Mox I love you but SOMETIMES..." implying there are moments she doubts her attraction to Moxxie.

That aside Millie does not have anything going on that isn't Moxxie centered. Even side characters who aren't core main characters like Fizarolli have more going on. And it really doesn't help that Millie's biggest personal struggle is her incoming pregnancy bullshit which of course brings it back to being about Moxxie.

Millie has no character. I just don't see why we should like her especially when again she's the only member of IMP that REALLY loves killing humans. She was the only one who wanted to kill the homo couple from the Christmas episode. When you make Blitzo seem merciful that really speaks volumes. And you have to remember that Blitzo is trash.

>>149808188
>>149808296
Get a job little niggy, Kingdom Hearts is shit.

>>149808296
>She was the only one who wanted to kill the homo couple from the Christmas episode.
Sounds like a good character to me.

>>149808293
>somewhat tomboyish girl with an attitude and poor luck with relationships
>complete dork obsessed with conspiracy theories and the occult
Bro that's just Dandadan.

>>149808354
The point is that she's a murderous pile of shit because she uniquely loves to kill humans. You wouldn't love if a hitman showed up to kill you. Bonus if its a slow torturous death.

>>149808293
Sounds alright to me! Bonus points if they own Lemegeton physically and scribble shit on the walls

>>149808401
Write an essay about it

WHERE ARE YOU FIZZANON?! WHERE ARE OUR FUNNIES?!

>>149808458
Are we sure he didn't just die or something

>>149808398
I was referring to the occult of: Satanism, witchcraft and pacts with demonic beings, not to an idiot with a tinfoil hat

>>149808582
Six of one really

>>149808635
Seriously, shit, I haven't seen Dandandan.
But well, maybe it would be more original if were an aspiring exorcist.

>>149808726
Dandadan is good.
>original
I mean it's not like that anime owns the concept, and dandadan's focused on aliens and ghosts while your idea was demonology and shit. It's only similar in broad strokes.

>>149808433
How often does she do that dance for Anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ9Ueoa6h3c

>149808325

>>149804309
I really like this look, it's perfect. Beautiful eyes... Also sells him being a hybrid.

>>149773994 (OP)
How are you guys handling the Homestuck?

Y'know, the show doesn't address the possibility of one of IMPs victims that end up in Hell not taking the fact they were viciously murdered well, and deciding to find out where do imps go when they die the hard way.

>>149809448
>Full Frontal Fanservice
But we haven't gotten an episode that censored any nudity. The most we've gotten are dildos with mosaic censorship.
ALTHOUGH- Season 3 cooooould open with Stolas and Blitz fucking like crazy in Blitz's apartment, and they show us genitals. On one hand, I doubt it considering Hazbin wouldn't even show a buttcrack. On the other, the prime version DOES need a sales pitch for why you wouldn't just wait and see it for free on youtube. There's gotta be a group of people that would consider Stolas' butthole being licked on-screen a sales pitch. I'm not that person, but they're out their.

>>149810546
*there. Damnit I'm too sleepy to write

>>149810546
Don’t forget side titty in Hazbin, which I wanna say isn’t too much, but at the same time, it’s already on Prime Video, you’d think it can get away with actually showing some form of nudity.

>>149810572
>side titty
Not a big deal.

>>149810572
>"The Boys" has a scene where a naked guy is shrunken inside of another's man asshole in some twisted scene that can only be called Freddy Mercury's X-rated Magic School Bus
>This is Prime video quality content
>A purple cartoon lady isn't wearing any pants
>a single black line to depict buttocks properly is too much for Jeff Bezos

>>149810633
I mean NPSG is airing on there and they had Panty's uncensoried titties and cooch just out there so I don't think it's a Standards and Practices problem

>>149810656
True.
But that just makes Hazbin Hotel NOT having nudity all the more peculiar.
Doesn't New Panty and Stocking have a penis in it? And Japan has actual hard censorship laws with the threat of jailtime, it's not some soft rule like American movies.

>>149810702
I think Spindlehorse is self censoring, even if unintentionally. Maybe I'll be proven wrong but who knows why

I'm not too excited for the lack of censors since it's much more likely we see something we don't want to see than something we do. It's just how this series has been operating in general ever since season one ended.

>>149808458
>>149808551
Real life shit got in the way, I’m sorry guys. Should be back to it by tomorrow and hopefully deliver on new and previous requests.

>>149810719
What we want
>Loona taking a shower, Loona playing with herself since she's lonely and bored, or Loona getting dressed with underwear change and full exposure
>Moxxie and Millie fucking, and having a good time
>Beelzebub and Vortex fucking, and having a good time
>Andrealphus tearing off Stella's shirt, and complimenting his sister's huge tits while she's pissed
>Verosika using her succubus charm on someone, and going all in
>Emberlynn going crazy with fangirl lust, tearing off her clothes and throwing herself at people
What we'll get
>Moxxie nudity, but it's strictly in contexts to beat him down (haha your penis is small, there's a thing in your butt and you like it which is bad for some reason in this pride parade show, everybody's laughing at you being naked)
>Sallie Mae flaunting xer stinky massive feminine penis, and lecturing about trans struggles or some dumb shit
>Blitz doing something fucked up with Stolas that was once before merely implied. It's not going to be pretty
>Blitz, Stolas, Asmodeus, and Fizzaroli having some gay therapeutic polycule fuck while Blitz and Stolas get lectured about respect because Ozzie is such a fucking wholesome good boy and totally owns le chuds
>I.M.P. targets start whipping their dicks out. They're made as unappealing as can be, to escalate the diminishing shock humor.
>Queen Bee has another party, and it escalates into an orgy. It focuses on the gross background hellhounds nobody likes, like that gay hipster dog in the flannel shirt, or the Borzoi that got really drunk during Cotton Candy
>Lots of things shoved into assholes. Basically an X-rated version of the wedding scene from the mobster episode

>>149810841
All of these are terrible /co/omer trash desu.

>>149810858
Wheredoyouthinkweare.png

>Emily sees you're having a bad day.
>Emily cannot give you a hug because she's in Heaven, and you're on Earth.
>She gives you a spiritual hug. You feel warm and fuzzy inside, like you used to when you were a kid, and it soothes all your woes for the day.

>>149799859
>yfw she makes eye contact with you as she slowly licks it out

>>149807074
>the heavenhound warps back to heaven
>Anon is alone again
>itwasalladream.jpg
>goes back on his computer
>sees his folder of Hellhound lewds
>the night before tells him to delete it
>the empty room tells him to open it
>loneliness wins out
>corruption begins again
>eventually a Heavenhound will be sent again
>all according to Loona's keikaku

>You use a laser to play with Niffty.
>She begins stabbing it whenever she sees it.
>Use it to have her stab anything, including Alastor.

>>149810841
who's we I actually want Sally Mae's cock uncensored

>>149810998
>you are still Charlie's best behaved sinner in the hotel

>>149811143
Nigga, you queer!

Also found this when searching archives
It's newborn Three

>>149810998
Waking up to find Niffty asleep on top of (you).

>>149811162
I hope its as stupid as its parents.

>>149810841
Viv hates women so much she won't even have them sexualized

>>149811143
Well what if it's circumcised? Meaning dry head, and no foreskin to play with? That'd be a real downer

>>149810902
Doesn't mean I have to like it.

>>149811185
She wants her gays and women to be marketable trashy not fun or interesting trashy and that's the problem. It's like the entire plot is the equivalent of a teen asking their parents to please go to hot topic it's ironic satanism mom!
>>149811199
Just use lube, easy fix

>>149811176
You look at that face and tell me that lil baby ain't already autistic.

Imagine the autism Three, Skittles (and/or Mickey) and maybe Loona & Anon's kid would get into.

>>149811205
They grew up to make the Homestuck animated pilot

>>149811203
Lube can't fix no more foreskin trumpet

>>149811217
Some sacrifices must be made, anon.
>>149811202
How would you write Helluva? Like give us your ideal episode and why you chose to make it that way. Hard Mode: You have to keep the queer shit and musicals in.

if i wrote helluva id give stolas cock and balls like he deserves and not this emasculating cloaca horseshit

>>149811230
Your hatred for musicals and "queer shit" gives you a very negative bias against the show and prevents you from seeing its redeeming qualities. I wouldn't completely rewrite Helluva because I don't have an issue with the show's current premise or the musicals, so I doubt you'd like the show regardless of any changes I make. I would just polish some rough edges, and that's it.

What you guys enjoy are AUs that are closer to your idea of what Helluva Boss should have been. That's not necessarily a bad thing. You guys are capable of producing high-quality work.

We'll just have to agree to disagree.

>>149811322
I disagree. I hate queer and musical shit as well. Not because it exists but because it's tossed in like one tosses sprinkles on an item of food. It's there for decoration rather than purpose.
Same way in the third episode of HH where it's just tossed in wherever. "Oh this scene between overlords needs to be sung!" "this scene later has to be some shitty duet about protecting someone you love" because Vaggie had a bit of a tiff with her GF who will then for some reason immediately reblame her for being part of a genocide. Kinda fucked up to blame a jewish exorcist for helping to defend Isra-Heaven.

>>149811322
Oh no, I don't hate it at all. But most people here winge about it so I kept it in that form.

>>149773994 (OP)
Didn't the baby one die and the lamb started raping the goat?

>>149811338
That's how musicals work. The musical numbers serve their purpose quite effectively. Viv intended Hazbin Hotel to be more of a musical than Helluva Boss. But it isn't helped by the horrid pacing. Eight 22-minute episodes in a season? You could see from a mile away that it was going to be a rushed mess. But I digress. Getting back to musicals, it's more of a matter of personal taste in that regard, as I personally like the musical aspects and most of the songs. As some people say, you either like musicals or you don't.

>Vaggie had a bit of a tiff with her GF who will then for some reason immediately reblame her for being part of a genocide
To be fair, it's pretty bad to keep something like that from your partner for three years. I think Charlie forgave Vaggie too quickly, to be honest. But maybe that's just Charlie being Charlie.

>>149811531
That argument should have been a musical number. It feels brushed over otherwise. The two song format can be detrimental sometimes.

>>149811544
Yeah, the execution is hit or miss. For example, Whatever It Takes is the least memorable song for me. Maybe a similar song should have been used for Charlie and Vaggie's reconciliation instead of that bad-taste More Than Anything reprise.

>>149811613
I feel Hazbin's biggest flaw is its lack of priorities. Say Amazon really did give them only 8 episodes to work with. It feels many bigger plot points were given only a glance.

>>149773994 (OP)
Death

>>149810959
> Loona arrives in Sera's audience chamber, two heavenhounds trailing behind her holding an oversized presentation board
> They unfold it and it's a graph of sinful thoughts for hellhounds over time, with the line continuing to go up
> "As you can see, we have an increase in recidivism and in overall sinfulness. My team's not enough. We had to dispatch a heavenhound to the same residence three times last month."
> The angels are forced to approve, no arguing with those numbers
> Hellhounds are redeemed in unprecedented numbers, the department has grown big enough that it now has its own building
> Permanent heavenhound monitors are appointed to the recidivists
> At the same time, Loona gives the signal and the flow of lewd hellhound pics starts drying up, all so she can show the program works
> In their place, heavenhound pictures showing handholding, cuddling, and happy couples start appearing
> She's outdone Sera at her own game and Sera knows it

>>149774288
HMOFA is cringe
it's just a different taste of blacked

>>149812352
It's literally the opposite of that, dumbass

>>149812352
Retard

>>149812352
Mutts crave the BSC (big sinner cock)

>>149812809
Based

>>149811174
Pet her like a cat.

>>149808398
I keep feeling like I should watch this show but highschool animes make me wanna rip out my mollers.

>>149814177
It's pretty short. First season's only 12 episodes. I'd give the first couple episodes a try to see if you like it at least.

>>149812621
>>149812635
>>149812809
Gentlemen, why did you give that ignorant heathen (You)s?

>>149814726

>>149773994 (OP)
why does every fucking character look exactly the same in her cartoons

>>149815272
Probably a lack of some much needed glasses

>>149811518
... No? The fuck?

New We Are At The Base Of The Fire Will be Out Tomorrow! Agent One and Collin time and this chapter is sure to piss people off.

I was going to include the line based on actual shit posted on twitter 'Hitler should've killed more Ashkenazim so there'd be less of them sucking Arab cock' but then I remembered its on AO3 and I can't post that there.

>>149816346
Why is Vivzie this level of fucking evil?

>>149816346
Rad.

>>149816346
>its on AO3 and I can't post that there.
I believe you actually can. From AO3 TOS:

>If it's a fictional fanwork that is legal to post in the United States, then it is welcome on AO3. This approach is intended to reduce the risk that content will be removed as a result of cultural or personal bias against marginalized communities.

>We recognize that there are works on AO3 that contain or depict bigotry and objectionable content. However, we are dedicated to safeguarding all fanworks, without consideration of any work's individual merits or how we personally feel about it. We will not remove works from AO3 simply because someone believes they are offensive or objectionable.

Unless the US is actually that cucked that it is illegal to post shit like that. I don't actually know; I'm a spic.

>>149811162
A little retard baby, aw.

>>149816346
What is We are at the base of the fire?

>>149788686

Judging from the hot official Stella merch, those are tits.

>>149788487
Double D.

>>149816416
>Why is Vivzie this level of fucking evil?

>Why is Viv this level of fucking evil?
>Hitler quote

No that's Mizrahi Jews everywhere and most Maronites in America. Viv is incapable of growing enough body hair or eating enough raw garlic to have those opinions.

>>149816557
>Unless the US is actually that cucked that it is illegal to post shit like that. I don't actually know; I'm a spic.

Gracias for being HMOFA's strongest soldiers

Fuck it, here goes nothing
The third chapter of the Cain story that i'm writing is out if you want to check it out.

>The Sins Of The Firstborn
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/67189699

Hope you enjoy it

>DHORK story
>Loona and Anon Story
>Cain Story
Which should I read first? This is good eating

>>149816971
I don't think you can go wrong, haven't read the Cain story yet though.

>>149816971
Read em’ all and let the thread know your thoughts.
I think the Loona one is currently the longest, however

Emily Cupsize
What is it

>>149818336
AA

>>149818336
Emily cup small! Yeah yeah yeah!
>it's not big?
No no no!

Sera ass size, is it big?

>>149818489
Big enough to frighten Mammon.

>>149808782
Well, I admit it if they look a bit similar, but what do you think about this:

>typing_sounds.mp3
>Shit, there's nothing good on /x/ today, just garbage posts.
> *a new post appears*
>read: humanoid wolf video 100% real
> *watch the video*
>*not believing it*
> What the hell is this? It even looks like a girl.
> *continue investigating*
> *find more videos of the same style*
> Shit, it's not just one wolf, it seems there are others, they look like red goblins
> and they are seen committing murders

I'm bad at green text, but I think it's decent.

i luv stupid sexy shork

>>149818875
>chaz
Meh.
>chelsea
Based salsa aficionado.

>>149818646
Show me

>>149818960
>female shork
wtf this is not what i ordered

>>149819175
Too bad, get fagbroken fred

>>149819229
no

>>149819403
In this case it's more like your fag ass getting broken under that lard monstrosity

>>149819455
i fail to see the issue

>Agent One takes on the mantle of Slim Goodbody to defeat the fatfag menace

>>149819611
Kek

>>149816613
Anon reads stumbles upon an /x/ thread and inadvertently becomes a student of Stolas to learn magic from. Shenanigans ensue.

>>149819678
>Kek

>Agent One, by night he is a normal everyday demon hunter
>But by day he becomes... SLIM GOODBODY THE HEALTHY HERO FIGHTING THE FORCES OF FATNESS EVERYWHERE HE GOES
>fueled by the mystical power of THE MEDITERRENEAN DIET he does battle with such vile villains as...
>OBEAST
>INFLATOR
>BIG BAD WOMAN
>and the mysterious ARCHITECT!

More vivzieSLOP please.

>>149820001
Welcome back

>>149820022
W A I T E R

>>149820052
Guy found a joke he likes

>>149819403
Honestly I dont like this artist, even as a fat fag into bbws. Its cause he draws every character regardless of gender as the same sorta fat blob with no real features besides being round. Also he used to draw a lot of weird as shota shit before but thats just a personal gripe. Like besides face and coloring there is no difference to how he draws a fat moxxie and a fat loona.