>alfred e neuman has a girlfriend
>alfred e neuman has possibly had sex
>fucking alfred e neuman
What's your excuse, /co/?

I cant find someone who looks almost exactly like me and put them in a wig

>>149789574 (OP)
I don’t have a 13 inch dick like he does.

>>149789574 (OP)
Alfred e neuman is a caricature cartoon character even if he was moddled after a human subject

>>149789896
>Alfred e neuman is a caricature cartoon character
And he still gets more ass than you

Getting laid is easy, anyone can do it...
Just keep lowering your standards until you score.

YVW

>>149789896
Well, why aren't you a caricatured cartoon character? No excuse