>"Mr. Anon, I just got my first period."
How are you handling this situation?

>>149802510 (OP)
>Guess we better start using condoms

>>149802510 (OP)
Well I guess my first reaction would be to call my wife, if I can’t get her then i suppose I will just say how it’s natural and she shouldn’t be afraid and then go to the local mega-lo-mart.

>>149802510 (OP)
I say "BWAAAAAAAH"

>>149802510 (OP)
Find a woman to do it for me. I'm not going near that bleeding hole

why is there a zipperhead in my living room

>>149802510 (OP)
same as Larry David in that one Larry David Show episode
just oh sure, here, use these products, it's easy. here i'll talk you through it. the cup is the best one, but you might wanna try tampons at first.
except maybe i'd toss in a bit more congratulation. I mean that's a big deal, wish somebody'd been there to congratulate me for my first jizz.

>you're having your period...https://vocaroo.com/1fbxHHGzR21p

>>149802510 (OP)
Do you have a comma, too?

>>149802510 (OP)
I'm not sexually repressed and weird about things like Hank, so I just take her to the store, get her some tampons and an ice cream and coach her on what to do through a bathroom door.

>>149805240
indeed.
shouldn't have to be through the door, but it is the 21st century..

>>149802510 (OP)
Sounds like this fertile field is ready to be sow'd.

>>149805308
It's someone else's underaged daughter so it should probably be through a door

>>149802510 (OP)
Tell her to just Google it and watch some YouTube videos about it. And when she is ready we can DoorDash some tempons. Technology really does take the fun out of these old plots huh?

>>149802510 (OP)
That means today will be your first time getting cunnilinctus while menstruating

>>149805337
again, not how it should be, but we are living in shit times with shitty people raising shitty kids.
for better or worse, Hank did a fine job here. He was hoping the products would be obvious enough.. and I have to sympathize with him that the clinic should have given her a few just for the road.
it was so sweet when she thought she was going to have to pay for it... like honey no.. nobody's making you buy your first menstrual products with your allowance.

>>149805339
>Tell her to just Google it and watch some YouTube videos about it.
Might as well just tell her to jump off a cliff.

>>149802510 (OP)
Wouldn't Peggy have pads or tampons or something in the house? She probably would. Or Luanne probably would. If I was Hank in this scenario the easiest thing would probably be to call one of them and have them deal with it.

>>149805664
Peggy is a free bleeder

>>149802510 (OP)
>check in the bathroom cabinet, then under the bathroom sink for wife’s lady products. They are in there somewhere
>give them to the A+ student with the confidence that she can read the instructions on the packaging
>tell her to let me know if she needs any help even though i have no idea what to do if she says she does. she probably won’t say she does
>call her parents to tell them

>>149802510 (OP)
>This is something you should go talk to your mother about
/thread

>>149805622
Why? I got the feeling I am in for the skitzo post of a lifetime here.

>>149802510 (OP)
"first period was hours ago?"

>>149802510 (OP)
Let go ask my mom.

>>149806917
Spoken like a true ignorant retard. A fake fan who has never even seen the show. Hank tried to call her mother but she wasn't available. He even tried Peggy. No dice. Now stop being a piece of shit "autistic" and understand the context is that there is no female around or that you can call personally to help out in this situation. She just had her first period before school. Now what do you do, you stupid ugly nigger faggot?

>>149806917
The context of the episode is that her mother is on vacation and that Hank and the Hills are responsible for her for the week.

>>149804919
Male puberty is a bit different desu. We skip the "you're blossoming" part and instead prep the kid for the hellfire that is the next six years, tell em we don't need to know what they've been looking at online, and turn a blind eye when they sneak their first beer as a pity win

>>149804919
An orgasm should be its own reward.

>>149806980
>Now what do you do
Upon receiving the necessary contextual information for this scene in particular about the topic at hand, I would promptly turn around 360 degrees and walk away from the situation all together immediately. But if I can't realistically do that as a responsible adult, and neither Peggy nor her mother are around to provide the adequate assistance for her period problem, and there's no other female around in general either, and if she really needs the help as well, then I'd just go to the store, buy some tampons and some new clothes for her to shower and change into in private, and tell her to use the tampon as directed on the packaging label if it's there, and then she should be good to go until she's able to speak to her mother or whoever else is her parental guardian.

Also, I used to watch a ton of reruns of Hank of the Hill as a kid myself and it was really fun, but I never got to watch all of the episodes if I'm being honest, and my memory is not the best either. If you would be so kind, please don't take my previous post to heart by taking serious personal offense to it, since I don't mean to at all. 'Tis all in good fun, at the end of the day, so stay cool, my friend, and please settle down and don't get your panties in a twist. Because if you'd ask me honestly, I'd say you're acting like a lady on her period right now, hahaha.
>that was a joke lmao

>>149806993
Thank you for letting me know politely, anon, please refer to my post here >>149807432 for my appropriate response to your informational correction. Thank you very much, friend.

>>149807432
Upon receiving this more level-headed response. I have decided to forgive you for your previous display of ignorant confidence and am willing to take your period joke in good faith as a light-hearted jab. Good day sir.

>>149807535
Thanks, buddy! The forgiveness is greatly appreciated. Woo-hoo!

>>149807432
Something like your daughter's first period honestly feels like it would be a much easier tampon run than usual.
Doing a tampon run is only so hard because women start zeroing in on what's most comfortable to them and will let you know they won't settle for anything short of whatever brand and type is on the picture they sent so you get terrified of incurring their wrath if you fuck it up.
A situation like this? Just like, check online for the popular brand and type, pick it up, and if you got something good, you're good

>>149807699
>A situation like this? Just like, check online for the popular brand and type, pick it up, and if you got something good, you're good
Yep, true that, homie. Great advice.

>Doing a tampon run is only so hard because women start zeroing in on what's most comfortable to them and will let you know they won't settle for anything short of whatever brand and type is on the picture they sent so you get terrified of incurring their wrath if you fuck it up.
Oh, man, ain't that the freaking truth. Ha, women! Amirite, boys, or amirite? *sips coffee misogynistically*/redditSarcasm

>>149802525
I shouldn't laugh. However: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149802510 (OP)
The Mega-Lo-sorbancy feels so good!

>>149807799
>Oh, man, ain't that the freaking truth. Ha, women! Amirite, boys, or amirite?
Not even an anti-woman observation.
They've basically done trial and error for it until they find a tampon that really works. It's basically like guys with figuring out which underwear six packs feel the most comfortable around our junk but they go hyperspecific because it goes inside them while we just like, pick the ones that work

I wonder what he told the cops to get them to go get peggy

>>149803257
This.

>>149802510 (OP)
>Well, don't let it stop you

>>149809754
NUTS!

>>149810445
Damn it, Bobby

>>149806935
Who says that?

>>149807799
No, he's 100% correct and it's not misogynistic. Just as every dick you've sucked is different, every pussy is different, too and women spend a surprising amount of time before they find a tampon that isn't too uncomfortable for them to use in their particular pussy. I made the exact error anon is talking about twice, once with my mum when I was a teenager and again with the missus. Both, thankfully, still had tampons remaining from their preferred brand so the box could simply be returned unopened and unused, exchanged for the ones they like but I could imagine things getting salty if there were none in the house when one was needed.