Thread 149832576

Absolute SuperCHAD mogs Absolute Batcuck. You'll all see as Absolute Superman keeps getting better and Absolute Batman keeps getting more and more retarded.

>>149832576 (OP)
Does that include being raped by one of Batchads villins...

>>149832576 (OP)
Omni-Man no diffs him and his entire verse btw

>>149832591
Bulletproof would destroy Supertwink and Cuckseid

I prefer AB, but I don’t really care about it enough to defend it since the whole Absolute line is shit

I don't care about the Absolute line.

The only thing I love about Absolute Superman is shorthaired Lois.
Everything else is not good.

>>149832576 (OP)
Absolute Wonder Woman is the best of all of them

>>149832576 (OP)
>giving jason aaron credit
Not evne once

>>149832576 (OP)
I.... Love both...

>>149832576 (OP)
>MUH DAD AND GOD AND THE WEST SUCK!
Wow, another RIVETING comic book by... JASON AARON!

Absolute Batman is utter trash, but it does read like the result of a retard mashing up MGS and Resident Evil together. It's at least entertainingly dumb. Absolute Superman is literally a guy going
>I'm the most powerful person on the planet and I... just want to save poor Pakis from the evil religious guy, but I won't kill anyone!
It's been 9 issues and that's all there is to it. Superman is generically "cool". Ra's is as generic as it gets. The art and designs are generically "sci-fi". There's zero imagination in it. The Giandomenico issues have good, kinetic art, but that's all it's got going for it. Aaron is literally writing the same exact story.
>CONSERVATIVE RELIGIOUS WHITE PEOPLE BAD!
>HECKIN BROWNPEEPO GUD!