Thread 149882546

Alright /co/, who has the highest body count?

Sure, Rose has been dating human males since the beginning of civilization, but she has stuck with only one guy until he died, and she could go for decades without a boyfriend or a fling.

Liane had gangbangs every week, sometimes twice a week.

>>149882546 (OP)
>Alright /co/, who has the highest body count?
Your mom.

>>149882546 (OP)
Where did you find that picture of Rose Quartz from?

>>149882599
/thread

>>149882599
Based

>>149883726
Pinterest; now I wish I had that webm of a thick girl cosplaying as Rose, and her huge rack bouncing up and down in that tight white dress.

>>149882599
At least I know who my father is.

>>149882546 (OP)
For the vast majority of history, adult men basically stopped be sexually functional in their 60s. Just a matter of wear and tear on the body. So let's just assume that Rose started jumping their bones when they hit puberty, which was often around the age of 14 before modern caloric intake allowed it to occur earlier. Let's just assume that she had 50 years at most per man to make it easy, death, potential relationship gaps, and breakups balancing out with men that managed to be sexually active later than normal or had unusually early puberties. Over the 6000 years that she was on Earth this means she'd have had, at a minimum 120 lovers.

Now Cartman's mom is a fucking slut. I mean a straight up horndog fucking slut. I'm like 90% sure the show's implied she's had more men than 120 in a single day at one point. So she probably wins. Unless Rose was just jumping from man to man constantly or also having crazy orgies, but I don't recall anything in SU implying that.