>walk over to an ice cream truck to get some ice cream
>Matt Groening cuts in front of you
>"What? Come on man. I made The Simpsons. That counts for something, right?"
>he doodles a picture of Bart and gives it to you
>"That makes it better, right?"
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:06:33 PM
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I eat the drawing of Bart Simpson and say that Family Guy is funnier.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:06:46 PM
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Please sign it with the year 1995 so I can pretend it has value
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:10:05 PM
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And then everyone clapped
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:12:22 PM
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>>150063036
>>150062841 (OP)
I believe this story. Matt Groening has a weird sense of humor.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:12:38 PM
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I don't think I'd be particularly mad. I could probably sell that scribble for at least the price of the ice cream.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:18:13 PM
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>millionaire uses decades of fame to skip one place in line at a run of the mill ice cream truck
>tries to negotiate this in good will
this is funnier than most new simpsons episodes
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:24:14 PM
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>>150062841 (OP)
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Simpsons is shit, man. You shoulda stuck to Life is Hell.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:24:33 PM
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>>150062928
It reads to me that he was trying to be funny since he probably saw Chris with Zach and Michael.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:27:43 PM
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It's funny how bad he actually is at drawing the Simpsons.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:31:05 PM
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>>150062841 (OP)
The Bob Kane of cartoons, takes credit for most of the work he didn't create.
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:31:52 PM
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>>150062841 (OP)
I tell him Bart has nine spikes
Anonymous
8/26/2025, 5:38:54 PM
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I'm not surprised. I saw Matt Groening at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
