Thread 150314720

Why do women like him?

>>150314720 (OP)
They don't because you'll never be one.

>>150314720 (OP)
They don't.
It's just troons and faggots pretending to be women.

I know I know, tautology

>>150314720 (OP)
Faggotified slightly forceful pimp. Makes it popular with trannies, gays and some women.

>>150314720 (OP)
women like gay rapists

>>150314720 (OP)
When in doubt: Rule 63.

>>150315627
Lol.

>>150314720 (OP)
For the same reason I like characters like Mammon and Adam and Stella
>villain
>funny
>makes fans seethe

>>150318573
Based taste.

Is there a tumblr sexyman who's short or is being tall a requirement?

>>150319854
Sans?

>>150318573
My man.

>>150314720 (OP)
He's an attractive male character who sexually abuses another attractive male character. Prime fetish fuel for a specific and strangely common (or maybe just strangely vocal?) brand of female pervert.

>>150314720 (OP)
because he's a rapist

>>150320330
Damn.

>>150319864
He's an anomaly.
>short
>fat
>bald

>>150321482
>fat
dude is literally a bag of bones

>>150321568
Never heard of big-boned?

>>150314720 (OP)
Tall and Lanky wins the race, that's why.

>>150314720 (OP)
Women like rapists and serial killers. Look at all the love mails those kind of irl degenerate receive while in jail

>>150314720 (OP)
Because he's beautiful

How fast would Charlie's soul break under his 'work'?

>>150323797
Have any of you ever checked what those degenerate "women" look like?

>>150323996
Have you seen the HH female audience?

>>150324104
Nothing but desperate landwhales with the blackest eyes possible.

>>150323932
A week, maybe.

>>150314720 (OP)
Nice butt.

>>150323689
Why tho.

Because he's hot?

>>150314720 (OP)
I don't care what women like

damn he one zesty nigga

bump

>>150323932
how did angeldust even make this kind of pact with him? what did angel need so badly while already in hell?

>>150325853
Tall means women get that sense of security while lanky makes them feel like they're not going to choked out by Frankenstein's monster.
I'm 6'3" and bearmode (PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YOU NOW...but seriously I did). Most women don't like me very much because I think they instinctually know I could kill them with my bare hands easily.

>>150327220
He's an addict, he's got expensive habits and he'd go insane if he didn't feed them. Selling himself gave him the finances necessary to feed his addictions and make Hell tolerable, but in the process he became the plaything of a monster which made Hell intolerable all over again.

>>150327451
doesn't he say that he just does coke all day to cope with the way Val treats him?
it kinda implies the drugs started after he signed the contract.

unless you want to make it a vicious cycle kinda deal

>>150327451
so he was an addict in real life, died, and kept his addiction even after death?
or he was an addict in real life, died, and then picked up doing drugs AGAIN in hell and got addicted?

>>150314720 (OP)
Big Moth Cock

>>150327893
This.

>>150319864
>>150321482
Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?

>>150323932
Break?

>>150328353
That is beyond vile

>>150327502
He literally died and went to Hell because of a drug overdose.

>>150328552
I miss the times where we thought Val would sometimes act like Angel's twisted fatherly figure of sorts.
>Those times when he found his little porn star.
>Curled into a ball on the floor, suffering from overdoses, his body trying so hard to die and finally rest, but being unable to due to their cursed immortality.
>Drugged out of his mind, desperately crying, calling out for his piece of shit of a father to come and save him.
>Begging for his forgiveness.
>Val couldn't help but feel the need to help him, in the darkest depths of what was left of his leathery heart.
>Couldn't help but stay by his side to at least soothe this suffering soul, to let him know he wasn't alone.

>>150328685
>I miss the times where we thought Val would <things that never happened, never suggested ever happened and go the complete opposite direction of the character's personality>

Does Velvette ever peg him?

>>150329028
Sometimes.

He's fabulous and forceful. Some Women like that. He also fucks a Twink which is something they would like too.

>>150314720 (OP)
I want his bussy.

Because he is masculine af.

>>150330017
Hehe hot.

>>150314720 (OP)
>>150327185
Post more Val.

>>150319854
Lucifer.

>>150332434
Thx.

>>150314720 (OP)
Why does his ass look so inviting?

>>150333937
Ikr?

>>150328353
Disgusting.

>>150332434
Cute.

>>150314720 (OP)
I cannot comprehend how anyone on planet earth could be attracted to this

>>150314720 (OP)
Women seem to like the very kind of men they consider "problematic" socially when virtue signaling online or in public in a curious phenomena where they fetishize them in secret and I have several observed examples regarding fiction to back up this claim;

>Edward Cullen in Twilight is one of the widest age gaps in fiction as well as a literal stalker who creeps on Bella and even breaks into her bedroom while going on about how he can barely restrain himself from tearing open her jugular and sucking her blood dry until she's a desiccated husk.
>Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey is an abuser and rapist with the shaky justification of him having been abused as a child as a Freudian Excuse while misrepresenting BDSM and confirming all the worst stereotypes and misconceptions with his toxic relationship regarding Anastasia.
>Gilgamesh in Fate/the Nasuverse is canonically an unrepentant serial rapist and misogynist towards Saber in Fate/Zero, Fate route as well as in his backstory/original myth
>The Handmaid's Tale is all about fetishizing being oppressed by a mix of Christian/Muslim/Quaker patriarchy they always bitch about, yet is fetishized as an oppression dom/sub fantasy.
>The Joker and Harley Quinn have even been romanticized as "Couple Goals" when Suicide Squad (2016) came out and DC/WB backtracked hard after a bunch of feminist critique came out and broke her off from the Joker and tried making her more of an independent girlboss for PR purposes.

Then there is the who fujohsi phenomenon when it comes to BL or "Boy Love" that also fetishizes abuse with most popular example in recent memory is "Killing Stalking" that is likely the type of abusive gay dom/sub dynamic that gets these types of fans wet.

Someone made a game idea for Val but I can't remember what it was.

>>150338152
Lol.

>>150338152
Based.

>>150314720 (OP)
you know how people always have to remind others "don't stick your dick in crazy"? well you have to remind both sexes of this

>>150339085
I want that cup.

>>150337384
You hit the nail on the head, Valentino exudes characteristics that should make him generally reviled among women but the framing and style around him is what causes him to be a chick magnet or divisive at worst.
He exudes an aura of meatheaded abject hedonism that Velvette and Vox don't. He's constantly queening out no matter the situation so even if he's being violent, perverted or macho the sheer confidence and flamboyance makes it charismatic, being on his good side seems fun and free while being on his bad side seems dangerous in a kinky way like a 50 shades of grey or killing stalking kinda deal and that brings in a ton of Fujos with how possessive he is of Angel Dust and all the gay rape.
If put in a place without any oversight he is likely to murderfuck his way to the top.
As fun as it is to call him the CEO OF RAPE his track record has not shown enough nonconsensual dicking to put him in the rape hall of fame.

>Show full flamboyant tumblrbait men
>but the only one who's getting a heterosexual romance is chuddy Adam
Now what did they mean by this?

>>150327220
I think it's not touched upon much (what's Hell's tax code?), but I think the implication is that the lower half of any ring be they damned soul or hellborn are broke as fuck. Leading to wanting money because there's actually a general level of starvation associated with it. I don't think there's many food outreach programs in Hell.

He's got quite a tongue.

>>150328353
sauce?

I've always found him (and Adam too somewhat) far more endearing in general compared to the other characters because he's the only villain whose crimes are treated with any sort of gravitas, plus he's the sinner whose held accountable for their sins the most, said sins being very important to another character's arc.

>>150345003
seconded

>>150343850
I want it in my mouth!!!

>>150343010
Nothing is certain but death and taxes hm? Even in hell you can't escape the IRS

>>150346149
Well the IRS started in Hell, of course you wouldn't be able to escape them in their own home turf

>>150314720 (OP)
Does he ever run out of seed for all the mass rapes he's done?

>>150346215
Thats a heinous thought to have and I question your humanity...

>>150346215
He's, like, a moth guy. He lays eggs and shit

>>150319864
Took a huge hit to pr.
people are out for his non existent blood these days

>>150314720 (OP)
They want to be raped by him.

>>150346808
Wrong. They want to be the one raping. Trust me, I'm an expert

>>150346842
Do you think they vicariously realise their rape fantasies through a character of a rapist as a manifestation of latent penis envy?

>>150346882
Freud-sama...

>>150343850
Imagine

>>150346882
maybe rape is just a based kink. maybe everyone like rapes

>>150347024
It's a very instinctual one yes, when a tribe invaded another, the ones that weren't killed were raped most of the times.
So you got
Dominant:
>Want to rape
>Appeals to being strong enough to take the spoils of war
Submissive
>Wants to be raped
>Appeals to being pretty or useful enough to be spared from the slaughter and instead kept as a toy/slave.

>>150347078
in this world... it's rape or be raped

>>150345003
>>150345702
thirded

>>150328404
>That is beyond based
ftfy

>>150323932
first day, I think. She's a rich white girl who's never known struggle

>>150343850
Stupid sexy moth...

>>150345003
>>150345702
>>150347797
fourthed

>>150345003
>>150345702
>>150347797
>>150349093
fifthed

>>150345003
The earliest post that had this image dates form august of last year, there's no info of the source.

>>150350152
Yeah, I know. I searched the archives and that's all I found too. I'm hoping that if I keep asking, eventually someone will find something. Last time I asked some guy said it was related to some comic with Lucifer and Charlie and that Soulcentinel was related to it somehow, but I didn't find much

>>150350255
SC?, sounds legit.
They're not lolis tho, so I'm only half believing that.

>>150350378
Well I don't believe it at all, since I checked his baraag and his inkbunny and didn't see shit.

>>150349894
Would be nice to see him fight.

>>150351003
I hope he kills Angel Dust.

>>150351320
Hell no.

Why does Val have a gold tooth?

>>150352441
looks hot

>>150352475
Kay.

>>150352441
Cus he's a pimp and that's pimp shit

*SSIIIIIIPPP*

>>150353129
That's angeldumb's cum in there

>>150353146
Yummers.

Do HH fans actually like the show, or is it a Miraculous situation where it's just autism for specific characters and only being interested in the potential?

>>150353188
I like the show. I mean, whether or not it's good, I don't know, but I do find it entertaining. Also I want to have sex with Charlie

>>150353188
I love Hazbin despite its flaws.

>>150314720 (OP)
Because he's hot.

Thread theme : https://youtu.be/M15dT3AiklY?si=CFtSk8V2tywS6mLE

>>150354335
>come here, sit on top of daddy, anon.

Because the devil exercises a profound and powerful, though temporary, influence over a great portion of humanity, which St. Augustine called the "Earthly City".

>>150355003
Interesting.

Being raped by Val would make you want more of it, plain and simple...

>>150355313
Lol.

>>150342043
Because straight angels are better than gay demons. Always hazbin

>>150314720 (OP)
They don’t, you’re just a moron who’s never met a woman

>>150328685
>I miss the times where we thought Val would sometimes act like Angel's twisted fatherly figure of sorts.
He already does, Daddy~

>>150314720 (OP)
He's evil?

>>150342043
>chud
Lilith's a fucking liar. Adam's a dick to everyone, but the only characters he's shown respecting at all are all women.
>takes orders from sera
>still remembers vaggie as a top fighter after trying to kill her
>risked everything making a deal that let lilith into heaven
>everything about Lute

no one asked but i want to see mammon rape and claim fallen angel adam