Thread 150452013

They totally knew what they were doing when making these things, right?

Birthing demons from their perversions to posess unsuspecting children? Yes.

>>150452420
Why would they want to possess kids?

and the OG

>>150452013 (OP)
yes and no, most normie media for kids tries to sneak something in for the parents to get, not the kids, which later when those kids grow up they go, I DIDN'T GET THAT AS A KID BUT I DO NOW. There's no hidden agenda, they just want to give parents something to chuckle and laugh while their kids are watching the matinee

>>150453275
Furry parents?

>>150454588
No for normies is just regular "adult humor"

>>150454609
I still don’t see the humor in making sexy squirrel aliens

>>150454640
because you're obviously not a normie, what part of the humor is meant for normal people.

>>150453123
>wanna touch the huge fluffy tail

scrat doesn't need them
he already has the whole bakery

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PORN!?

>>150452013 (OP)
>sexy space squirrels
Just throw it on the furvert pile.

>>150452013 (OP)
People are too hyper aware of everything and turned into their parents

>>150452013 (OP)
Do you think they can get each other pregnant

>>150456230
I really don't feel like posing right now but her model is freely available
https://smutba.se/project/6c9b27e7-d6f7-461e-85ea-4afeef04d749/
>>150453201
don't worry bro you and your godlike taste are not forgotten
https://smutba.se/project/6e4a74fc-34b5-49bd-84ce-83ab67fae4fc/

>>150452013 (OP)
They look like they rape boys

>>150457457
>disingenuous retard
I'm sorry but that doesn't apply to ice age where sex, food, and water are practically the only things to fight over. In fact the only reason the humans in the first movie are hunting down the baby is because it's the last genetic chance they have to keep going that drowned bitch was the only female they had and she dies in the beginning of the movie after the sabretooths corner her at the top of a waterfall

>>150452013 (OP)
Do you think they survived?

>>150457681
oh definitely, if Scrat is alive the Scratazonians are still searching for him. Haven't you seen Interstellar? it's totally valid to survive a black hole experience

>>150457457
NOT the same thing. Those Ice Age animators specifically drew those alien squirrels with thick lashes and even thicker thighs so as to make them eyecandy.

>the most recent ice age acknowledgement was in fucking Alien Earth
genuinely what the fuck happend with this franchise to end up this deranged

>>150453153
Look at that pose, they were fucking horny

>>150458136
Blue Sky didn't give a shit after 2, 3 was them pushing it with adding dinos, 4 was straight up going balls to the wall with the continetal drift and then 5 sent those balls flying outside the event horizon of "this is straight up nonsense"

>>150458195
Also Disney fucked them over for no reason

>>150458136
Its smart marketing for Ice Age 6: Boiling Point

>>150458225
I hope all of the female characters get fucked in that movie

>>150457681
Just throw a bandage over it and you'll be fine

Bump

You people need Jesus

>>150452013 (OP)
They feel like some tf trend you’d find on furaffinity

>>150453139
>>150453153
I'm boutta NUT

>>150460343
>tfw not enough scratazon hyper curves images on furaffinity

>>150453141
ZAAAMN

>>150457457
Lets be honest the Scratazons canonically do have statuesque humanoid figures complete with ass, hips, and even notable for what's allowed breast bumps. And they show it off by wearing tight space suits. That's a huge step up compared to SHIT like Diane from Bad Guys.

So I can understand why Scratazons have their cult following. They actually look sensual. But when I see LOSERS celebrating ugly shit like Judy from Zootopia I wish them genital cancer.

>>150457505
>They look like they rape boys

They do...

https://www.deviantart.com/souleatersaku90/art/Visitors-From-Space-818479031

The most amusing thing is this crossover CAN happen since Disney owns the Scratazons. The only issue is the creator of Kingdom Hearts is asexual.

>>150453153
The concept art of the Scratazons being giantess size compared to Scrat would have been much better. That would mean that compared to a human, the Scratazon is regular human height.

>>150458217
Disney is making Ice Age 6. And frankly Blue Sky was making a bunch of under performing movies in general. Without Ice Age Blue Sky would have died on their own. Disney saw that their film history was not good outside of Ice Age.

And even then the last theatrical Ice Age film wasn't that grand of a success. Makes me wonder how much cash at the box office will Ice Age 6 make.

>>150458275
Mutate them into anthros first. And get rid of Queen Latifah and those retarded annoying twin possums.

>>150452013 (OP)
Imagine working on the 50th stupid shitty Ice Age sequel and knowing that deep down nobody above the age of 5 will actually care about your work immediately after the film ends. It's not really too surprising that artists eventually get extremely bored and delirious and start making insane stuff like this. I personally like to imagine that these things are based on the Star Fox Assault Krystal design and the artists thought it would be really funny and clever to randomly slap that into a movie instead of doing elephants making a dumb face for the billionth time. Look me in the eyes and tell me that I'm wrong.

>>150458181
Most animators are perverts.
That's not secret.

>>150452013 (OP)
Kind of reminds me of one of the first furry fandom characters

>>150462602
UNF

>>150457681
toons survive worse

>>150452013 (OP)
No?
Easy mode, make a female version of a character, curvy lil bit a boob and bedroom eyes. Done. I would do this all day if I was making kids movies. Except French those boobs up, ie, huge boobs.

>>150461079
One day

>>150452013 (OP)
>They totally knew what they were doing
I don't know what you mean by this. They're obviously meant to be based on tropes from old Sci-Fi shit like Star Trek or Barbarella. You know, the sexy alien babe? They're not hiding some nefarious secret.

>>150452013 (OP)
https://youtu.be/3InScpTiIvY?si=JpLHHB7S1yXP6446
>...except they were prettier...

I feel like the Scratazons were supposed to play a bigger role in Collision Course's story and the wider lore of Ice Age. They also have a prominent presence in the aesthetics that weird Ice Age tie-in game from 2019.

>>150452013 (OP)
What? Ugly? Yeah

>>150465498
Shit taste

>>150463563
Producers may tell you to tone it down.
Pretty sure this happened with Lola Bunny in Space Kam.

>>150452013 (OP)
Has anyone worked out how big they are compared to a human?

>>150466400
How big is Scrat in comparison to a normal human?

Normal squirrel size?
Dog size?
Bigger?..
Only way we can really compare their size to humans.

>>150458136
Fun fact, Blue Sky did the 3d animation for the Xenos in Alien Resurrection's underwater setpiece, which is largely considered the standout sequence for the movie (and the one where Ron Perlman almost drowned). Blue Sky's history with Alien goes back a long way.

It still saddens me what happened to Blue Sky. Like Illumination their scripts were overly safe corporate slop, but in terms of technicals and animation they were just as good as Disney, Pixar and Dreamworks. Unfortunately their mediocre story team made it easy for Disney to justify shuttering them.

>>150466400
Assuming Scrat scales to the size of a real squirrel he’d be about 6 inches tall. They seem to be 4-6 times his height. They be anywhere from 2-3 feet tall

>>150466828
So shortstacks?

>>150466541
>>150466828
I've calculated this as well for science. Would put the scratazons at a decent size to get human'd

>>150466400
>>150466828
>>150467332
This is the sort of stuff that makes this website great

>>150466828
Using modern squirrels is a highly innacurate estmate. Because we know how big a wooly mammoth should be IRL if you compare Scrat to Manny then you get the estimated size. It also depends on the region are we talking a Euro Kopidodon or American Paenemarmota?
>>150467332
absolutely incorrect

>>150452013 (OP)
Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
Verification (not) required.

>>150467332
Perfect size.

>>150467594
retard

>>150467602
Anthro women being waist height is the ideal size.

Bros just compare Scrat to Sid (or any other character if you think you remember a scene where you have them in frame), compared to Manny, compared to the human dude in the first movie

>>150467653
I know and using inaccurately estimated measurements to determine a character's size is retarded. I've included angles from multiple perspectives to account for FOV changes, but I'm not an expert at gathering this kind of data
>wooly mammoths are 2.8-3 meters tall depending on the source but around 2.9m is close enough for these purposes
>Scrat on his hind legs is around 1/6th manny's height
so about 3 feet tall for just scrat but you could probably get a more accurate size if you had better pictures to go from

>>150467442
I mean Scrat is a "saber-tooth squirrel", which isn't a real animal. We can just infer that Blue Sky intended for him to just be the size of a regular squirrel, considering the size of the acorn aswell

>>150467986
your estimate:
>manny is a tiny mammoth because scrat is the size of a regular squirrel
My estimate:
>manny is an average mammoth because scrat is the size of prehistoric squirrels which are much larger than modern squirrels (because almost every other prehistoric animal was also larger)
yea you're fucking stupid bro

>>150467787
>Using promo posters for accurate scale
Are you shitposting or just dumb? The size of Scrat isn't even consistent in the images you posted

>>150468130
you can reread my post to see the part where I said that I'm not an expert but
>posts a promo poster instead of something that you feel could give a more accurate estimate
kinda sealed how much of a retarded baitposter you are

ice age on ice is a real thing and has usually high quality costumes including an actual mammoth sized mammoth costume

Here, some screenshots from the No Time For Nuts 4D short. Go nuts

>>150468239
>>150468253
Oh, and for comparison, here's Manny with Runar

>>150453201
>>150454716
imagine their offspring

>>150467699
3rd party anon here. I've been silently doing just that since the question was first posed for a while now. The problem is that there isn't actually a good comparison shot of Sid or Manny with Scrat. The ONE fucking scene they have together is either a shot reverse shot or taken at an angle making accurate size comparison impossible. The absolute best we have for scale to the main cast is an overhead view and this part with Diego, and even those aren't perfect.
>>150468239
>>150468253
OH, NOW YOU DECIDE TO SHARE THIS??? Joking aside, thanks. This will be very useful.

here's as close as I could find to Scrat standing right next to one of the characters at a flat angle. By this new estimate I'll use the average height of a saber tooth tiger 1-1.2m and guess that scrat is a bit under half that height, so maybe 0.4-0.5m. Certainly smaller than my initial estimates with this new data

>>150468383
pulled this from deviantart

I found a height comparison chart online. Apparently Manny is about 11 feet tall and Sid would be about 4 feet. Both their heights would be accurate to their species if you believe Sid is a Shasta Sloth. Since they both scale to their respective species heights, we can assume that Scrat would very likely scale to the normal size of a modern squirrel as well. Scrat is not based off any actual prehistoric squirrel, therefore it is safest and most accurate to assume he is the same size as modern, real world squirrels. However, please scale Scrat to Manny and Sid so that we can have a proper height comparison

I don't know if this will be of any help but there's someone who did a whole writeup comparing him to a Gigantopithecus
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Dark-Carioca/Captain_Gutt_tears_an_iceberg_apart

any paleontologists wanna chip in on this one?

Are we really having this height discussion so we can draw porn of those alien squirrels properly?

>>150468578
Yes
What other reason would there be?

the height isn't going to be super accurate since sloths from that time period were actually like 10 ft tall

>>150468578
I downloaded the smutbase model and I need to know how big to scale her vs a human male

>>150452013 (OP)
They always do!
Pic is Despicable Me 3, the first 10 minutes or so.

>>150457709

>Haven't you seen Interstellar? it's totally valid to survive a black hole experience

>using a piece of fiction as gospel truth over actual real-world science

If you encountered a stellar-mass black hole, you're fucking dead almost instantly. If it's a super-massive black hole you'd be able to survive for a few hours, but in either scenario you're dead once you reach the singularity point which will crush you into atoms.

>>150468644
>crush you into atoms
you're already atoms

Just eyeballing here, but Scrat seems to come up to Runar's knees, and is about the height of the top of Scratazon's head to her breasts. Something like this?

>>150452013 (OP)
Furries when they see some dogshit cartoon animal with eyelashes:

>>150468578
This is a very serious matter. At the very least, they're 3ft dick sucking height if Scrat is the size of an average modern day squirrel

>>150468644
NTA, but it seems sarcasm isn't your strong suit

>>150452013 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBnqBBKqpX0

>>150468698

Dunno, I've witnessed plenty of genuine and brazen stupidity online that sometimes sarcasm escapes me.

>>150468707
there's no need for me to waste time watching a 20 minute video when it wasn't that bad. Not a fucking great movie but it was silly fun like every other ice age movie for children

>>150468743
>he doesn't know about the super origami kingdom
You're missing on a masterpiece of a review. SOK's reviews are superior to those of Channel Awesome. Their videos are autistic masterpieces. Unmatched in the fields of parody, media criticism, and media critique.

>>150468801
I don't formulate my opinions on movies based on what youtube essays say, and I don't judge what to watch on youtube based on what people who watch youtube essays say

>>150468833
You need to watch the Super Origami Kingdom, anon. Stop watching The Nostalgia Critic. Become enlightened. Let the words of Dogseatingdogs6 carry you toward the light that is LOUD MEANS FUNNY.

>>150468617
Follow the golden rule: ideal height for standing fellatio

>>150468872
would you please shut the fuck up I can't take it anymore
https://files.catbox.moe/g8oha6.mp4

>>150467332
Bless you anon, you and your science.

queen latifah mammoth

>>150468462
> Scrat is not based off any actual prehistoric squirrel
yes, he's designed to look LIKE a prehistoric squirrel. And it's commonly understood that most prehistoric animals were larger than their modern counterpart even if only slightly

>>150469223
>scrat if he real

I feel like they would probably be yinglet height. I have no scientific evidence beyond vibes.

>>150469386
I want her to take my nut and bury it where the sun don't shine

>>150467332
This is a bad size. They should be human height so their tails are very fluffy and huge.

>>150469520
did your girlfriend advance to the dancer class and she buffs everybody?
look it up if you dont get it

>>150469573
Never respond to me again, NTRfag.

>>150468881
Took me a bit to get things fixed up (by default her fur was clipping through her suit and bone groups were unlabelled) but I'll be posing her into position after I take a short walk to the store for milk

>>150452013 (OP)
What do they do with males?

>>150469732
>likes fictional girls with fluffy tails
>can't handle fictional NTR
look man I was trying to help you out since you don't seem interested in being around human women

>>150470071
Sex

>>150469886
Nut extraction

>>150470071
this is decent AI

>>150453275
"Something For Daddy"

>>150470429
it's me I'm daddy

>>150468941
I just figure if you're going to lewd something you might as well do right and try to make it lore accurate

>>150469166
Hottest she's ever been.

I want them to rape me and drain my cock

Hot (maybe) take, but I'll take Scratte
Absolute succubus

>>150470635
>the little tail shake to ensure her tail is still well groomed after cleaning her nest for mates

>>150470635
Scrat is stronger than I