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Anonymous 10/11/2025, 9:53:31 PM No.150782741 [Report] >>150782775 >>150782898 >>150782923 >>150783138 >>150784026 >>150784176 >>150784195 >>150784325 >>150791880
No bitches?
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Is there a bigger bag fumbler when it comes to romance than Bart?
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 9:55:00 PM No.150782775 [Report]
>>150782741 (OP)
if they were Mexican she would have taken his virginity on the spot
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 10:00:57 PM No.150782898 [Report] >>150782985
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>>150782741 (OP)
me
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 10:02:30 PM No.150782923 [Report] >>150783008 >>150788458
>>150782741 (OP)
Maybe he could try Lisa?
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 10:05:51 PM No.150782985 [Report]
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>>150782898
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 10:06:55 PM No.150783008 [Report] >>150786056
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>>150782923
I feel like the closest we'll get to that was Melody Juniper
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 10:12:41 PM No.150783138 [Report] >>150783432 >>150785935
>>150782741 (OP)
He'd have a better shot at keeping them if he mooned them, he's thicc af
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 10:28:14 PM No.150783432 [Report] >>150785935
>>150783138
Dude got the OG bubble butt.
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 10:59:15 PM No.150784026 [Report] >>150785982
>>150782741 (OP)
he's 10
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 11:07:19 PM No.150784176 [Report]
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>>150782741 (OP)
And he has too, everytime. Otherwise it changes the status quo in an episodic cartoon series. No Bart romances of any kind, ever.

...but worldbuilding and ongoing narratives are loreshit and therefore le bad.
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 11:08:18 PM No.150784195 [Report] >>150784528 >>150788374
>>150782741 (OP)
Al Jean went hard on making Bart a boyfailure, completely ruining the America's Bad Boy image he has. It's also amazing that not once did they try and pair him with Sophie, the daughter of his hero Krusty. They don't even interact once.
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 11:13:49 PM No.150784325 [Report]
>>150782741 (OP)
He pulls many bitches, but he's 10. He has yet to gain mastery over the swagger he inherited from Homer.
Anonymous 10/11/2025, 11:23:06 PM No.150784528 [Report]
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>>150784195
>It's also amazing that not once did they try and pair him with Sophie, the daughter of his hero Krusty.
That idea is the best match idea I've heard for Bart. Not only would they relate with one another because of their dysfunctional dads, but they could also play on the fact that Krusty was originally suppose to be Homer in makeup (I know they've already done that, but when has The Simpsons ever shied away from recycled ideas)
Anonymous 10/12/2025, 12:37:20 AM No.150785935 [Report] >>150788239
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>>150783138
>>150783432
Look at the size of those flawless pearls!
Anonymous 10/12/2025, 12:39:40 AM No.150785982 [Report]
>>150784026
OUT OF 10
Anonymous 10/12/2025, 12:43:40 AM No.150786056 [Report]
>>150783008
It should happen, and Lisa should be smart enough to note how concerning it is he basically married her, and if that's the case she may as well help him keep it in the family
Anonymous 10/12/2025, 2:53:43 AM No.150788239 [Report]
>>150785935
Boy's got an ass like he was in a Prevence video.
Anonymous 10/12/2025, 3:02:01 AM No.150788374 [Report]
>>150784195
Al has been open about not liking Bart very much.
Anonymous 10/12/2025, 3:08:50 AM No.150788458 [Report] >>150789782
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>>150782923
this tbqh famm
Anonymous 10/12/2025, 4:32:43 AM No.150789782 [Report]
>>150788458
This and the bit from the Florida gator episode are the only times I can think of where they teased incest between them.
Anonymous 10/12/2025, 6:43:00 AM No.150791880 [Report]
>>150782741 (OP)
I don't ship him with no one.