Thread 150799013

>Absolute Harley is a shaved-head punk who looks like a Brit twink
>Absolute Catwoman is black
>Absolute Babs is black
>Absolute Ivy may be a planet-monster
So is Bruce shit out of luck for some hot bitches in the AbsoluteVerse?

>>150799013 (OP)
>durrr they’re not white and don’t match my arbitrary beauty standards so they’re uggo

>>150799054
Yes.

>>150799013 (OP)
Subhumans like you are the type Batman punches for breakfast

>>150799013 (OP)
>>Absolute Harley is a shaved-head punk who looks like a Brit twink

way better than Harley Deadppol

>>150799155
I'd go as far to say I could see what they were going for and the reason it doesn't work is they should have just out-and-out made her a British punk with a wild mohawk or spiky hair instead of going the standard "shaved head" route.

>>150799116
Not my Batman.

>>150799054
>blackwashing characters for no reason is LE STUNNING AND BRAVE

>>150799013 (OP)
Ultimate Peter won

Absolute Cringe

>>150799054
why not create new and interesting black characters, why do you need to blackwash

>>150799013 (OP)
>Absolute Catwoman is black
This one is fine

>>150799116
Batman punches violent criminals, not shitposters

>>150799013 (OP)
Absolute Talia is still hot though. Speaking of, would her relationship with Bruce even happen in Absolute universe?

>>150799899
I can see Ras telling her to seduce Clark.

>>150799013 (OP)
>Absolute Catwoman is black
Absolute faggot is OP.

can you people describe any person at all without using the word twink?

>>150799264
>>150799782
see >>150800243

>>150800042
Would Damian turn out a gay twink like John?

>>150799013 (OP)
Why would a huge fat like you care about how attractive a woman is

>>150799054
Yes.

>>150799013 (OP)
>>150799094
>>150800699
t.

>>150799013 (OP)
Seriously, what show are you talking about so I can go check it out for myself instead of hating it because some neckbeard on 4chins told me to hate it?

Absolute Court of Owls is going to be a sect of sexy milfs that fuck shotas (Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake and Demian Wayne).

>>150800243
>the often made fun of camp TV show from 60 years ago blackwashed a character so uh we are going to BLACK everyone chud!

>>150800791
>often made fun of
It's not the 90's-00's anymore, anon. We LOVE bright and whimsical Batman again.

>>150800791
People love the 60s show and there’s 59 years of precedent for Selina being black with multiple subsequent adaptations also depicting her as black.

>>150800791
Adam West Batman was a popular show. It’s one of the reasons Batman’s rouges gallery is so iconic

>>150799013 (OP)
Hellworld made half the characters black. That really says something.

>>150799013 (OP)
There’s still Tabitha Al Guul and Wonder Woman. Planet-monster sounds hot btw

>>150799013 (OP)
I thought absolute Catwoman was Latina?

>>150799054
kys

>>150801091
Ertha Kitt? Halle Berry?

>>150800887
>precedent
she was created white and is white in 99% of appearances. "precedent" means jack shit especially when redditors like yourself just use it as an excuse to justify an ever-increasing number of race changes until she's black in everything.

>some retard casts bruce as black in a show next year
>50 years later a future you (dipshit extraordinaire) uses that as """precedent""" to justify batman being black more and more often

it was, has, and always will be garbage.

>>150801043
>Wonder Woman
No way in hell would that pairing ever work

>>150801190
>It doesn’t count! It doesn’t count! It doesn’t count!

Yes, it does. That’s what precedent means.

>>150801301
wow black catwoman fans are either retards or just enjoy bad faith argument tactics

>>150801190
Somehow I doubt you spend this much energy raging about Alfred not being a fat bumbling comedic relief, Lane Smith talking about Elvis in Adventures of Lois and Clark or Jimmy not being a ginger in the same show despite two different actors playing him, Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner not being a brunette, Nick Fury being black, Harvey Dent being black, Obadiah Stane having a beard, Harrison Ford not having a moustache, etc.

>>150799264
>>150799782
>>150800791
>>150801190
seethe

>>150799013 (OP)
considering he becomes a mindless venom riddled monster who enforces darksied's will pretty much

>>150801593
>wanting to blackwash a character because it makes people mad
brave and stunning stance

>>150801716
More like
>wanting to blackwash a character because I like chocolate on my girls

>>150801716
correct

>>150801551
>Nick Fury being black, Harvey Dent being black
Let's be honest he probably does for those two examples

>>150801839
meant for >>150801796

>>150799054
>race doesnt matter
so why did they change it if it doesnt matter? It doesnt matter, so they shoudl have remained white. And yes saying its 'arbitrary' is the same as saying it doesnt matter.

>>150800243
>>150800791
Everyone agrees the stand out and definitive performance was from Julie Newmar. You do not watch this show, you dont even like it, and the existence of this actors performance doesnt justify all future catwomans being black nor was it done as a tribute to this performance. Last anon replying is correct and it upsets you so he cant be correct you will just deny reality.

>>150802541
If it doesn’t matter then she can be any ethnicity the author wants

>>150802608
>Everyone agrees
And you speak for everyone?

>>150802641
Yup, we can literally use statistics and analytics to prove Julie Newmar is so much more iconic and beloved the generalization I made is ok. And now youre going to play the game of exception being the rule and being super literal for the sake of bad faith argument which you know youre doing, its really pathetic.

>>150800243
This is literally as dumb as like if you claimed all Batsuits need nipples because it was done in the two schumacher films. and anytime someone disagrees you just spam IT HAS A PRECEDANT. A PRECEDANT WAS ESTABLISHED FAGGOT. ARE YOU EVEN A REAL FAN? HELLOOOOO TWO MOVIES WITH BAT NIPPLES, GOD YOURE SUCHA CASUAL.
And you know full well the better movies, the ones people like more, do not have the nipples on them. but you keep yelling muh precedent

>>150802777
>Julie Newmar is so much more iconic and beloved
So, why'd they replace her? Why didn't they just make a new character for Ertha?

>>150802608
Pic of Eartha was the only post I made itt until now, I've just been enjoying the show since then. Honestly if you don't enjoy hot girls of every race you're just a low test faggot and I find the culture war screeching hilarious.

>>150802640
No one is saying they are not literally legally allowed to change it or not, obviously within the possibilities of reality it 'can' be done. But youre playing word games and arguing in bad faith because it was not being debated whether it 'can' be done or not we are speaking of what should be based on the notion of adaptation.

>>150802917
Contractual obligations made Newmar unavailable and blacksploitation was becoming popular. We can do this all day all you can do is make nonsensical bad faith please that reveal youre not a fan of the show and arguing about principles rather than what suits the character. Halle berry is also a black woman but you didnt go to her you think the older it is the more powerful a pawn piece for you to play as debate.

Chuddies crying over realistic diversity again lol

>>150802955
Honestly you need to grow up and stop being such a coomer when it suits you to use that as a debate tactic. Julie Newmar was way hotter in every conceivable metric its not even close. So even if youre just going for le relatable coomer youre just wrong.

>>150802975
right its not lefties crying because people dont want their mixing pot utopia under the guise of "haha u arent le high test enough ;)"

>>150802981
>Julie Newmar was way hotter in every conceivable metric
Eh . . . .

>>150802957
Adaptations change things all the time

>>150799054
Europeans are a beautiful race

So glad this thread outed these pro race swap anons as just coomers

>>150801551
I don't care about any of those characters. you posted a non-argument and a straw man. go fuck yourself redditfaggot.

>>150802955
kitt isn't even hot. she looks hideous. kravitz is at least hot (and a mutt so she has less black features)

>>150800243
Ugliest Catwoman to date.

>>150799054
In no standard these women qualify as attractive (and you don't count).

The race doesn't matter, they are just ugly women, by the fact of being ugly.