Thread 150897886

How would you reboot South Park, /co/?

Kenny x Wendy

>>150897886 (OP)
You know you can just watch another cartoon if it pisses you off so much, right?

More brap scenes like >>150891093
Also, less Trump stuff, less Randy, Butters & Cartman and more character-focused stuff

>>150897886 (OP)
a cartman spin off where the eps are just shennanigans of him and his mom

>>150898922
And remember Liane's a former prostitute while making her assertive. They had the perfect balance, but they butchered her and made her a Sharon clone

>>150897886 (OP)
Anyone who has tits has WAY bigger tits.

>>150898165
Don't want them to be a unit, but more interactions with Kenny and Wendy would be nice.

>>150897886 (OP)
Cartman's not just probed by the aliens, this time he's impregnated

>>150900375
So more Mpreg?

>>150897886 (OP)
You have some reading to catch up on, /co/zette.
https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Special:AllPages

>>150901304
Maybe one day

>>150898922
Sometimes his relatives drop in like his skinny cousin, or he learns Liane had and gave away a daughter that looks like his sister from the pilot and he was just too self-absorbed to recognize her being pregnant when he was young.

>>150902761
That's perfect!

>>150897886 (OP)
south park deserves a spin off with just PC principle causing shit and trolling the town

>>150901112
This time it's not a stale Trump joke, however

>>150903009
Yay!
>>150902801
Fuck no. PC Principal's a complete fraud. He's a reverse Brian Griffin

>>150897886 (OP)
You know how Rick and Morty put out that episode with the two Loli Beth's and we had like 4 back to back threads reach bump limit? SP should do the same with its girls.

>>150903202
>age shenanigans plot where due to weird science or some shit, the adults in South Park become kids and kids become adults
>child Randy is a menace as usual but you get to see younger Sharon and others

>>150903026
PC Principal is funny but i haven’t watched enough south park.

>>150903244
>Kenny is absent because Carol is pregnant with him upon regression

>>150897886 (OP)
I'd
>Make Wendy get the boobs Cartman had in The Streaming Wars and have her keep them
>Make Heidi gain the weight Cartman did in the beefcake episode and have her remain that way
That would improve the series

>>150903665
Heidi the Hutt's deadly gas would force a full scale town evacuation

>>150897886 (OP)
Make Max canon.

>>150898765
I could see them doing an episode where all the girls [/spoiler]CRAM WITH THE ROCKIN' FUND TRUST BASKIN BAND, JIGC IS KINO.[/spoiler]

>>150898765
>>150904979
I could see them doing an episode where all the girls CRAM WITH THE ROCKIN' FUND TRUST BASKIN BAND, JIGC IS KINO.[/spoiler

>>150897886 (OP)
I'd do an episode where all the boys and girls get breast implants and BBLs, and then I'd have them stay like that for the rest of the show

>>150897886 (OP)
Wendy looks better without the slutty implants. Everyone was right to laugh.

>>150907297
And it happens after Dogpoo gets beat up for wanting plastic surgery, so SouthParkUniverse can claim he got plagiarized. But they turned it into something more peak.

>>150907318
>tfw they had the other girls conveniently vanish for that scene so you don't see them slut-shame Wendy in place of Bebe, look grossed out, laugh, or get so confused and gay

>>150903297
I hate him now that he's basically a complete fraud.
>>150903244
That's perfect!
>>150904979
>Gassy Heidi
This time, she's skinny, so it's cuter.
>>150905541
Shut the fuck up
>>150907326
What if Red and Annie fawn over her boobs and turn gay for them, more attention than Wendy was hoping for

>>150897886 (OP)
Make South Park dead serious, leaving the satire up to the viewer. The jokes would hit way deeper when nobody’s laughing.

>>150905300
>Brown girl
>Doesn't even draw herself white or with a /fit/ body
>Thinks she can stand up to a blonde beefcake and defend the boys instead of the boys defending her.
This generation lacks self awareness and has been jewed to no end.

>>150903202
Ayyyyyy

>>150907695
Yeah, Smeet does this a lot.
>>150907669
That sounds boring

>>150907747
I do... do this a lot don't I???

>>150907751
Oh, I didn't see the username lol

>>150897886 (OP)
honestly?
I'd just do a serious take on the material.
just kids living in some shithole podunk town, maybe some occult twin peaks/gravity falls shit with Kenny's curse or whatever.
the comedy wouldn't go away of course but the show would be less zany.

>>150907927
Know what? That could actually work

bump

>>150897886 (OP)
Put a chick in it and make it lame and gay

>>150908608
Kenny has a harem

>>150897886 (OP)
Split the show in 2. One show focuses on current events and the adults. The other show focuses on the kids

>>150897886 (OP)
Retcon Scott Tenorman must die to Cartman waking up after the pony bucking him in the head.
Cartman remains a bratty kid and the kids go on kid Adventures like usual.

>>150907694
Drink some water, loser

>>150909550
*Blows air in your face* you said something?
*Spits in your mouth* Now swallow, slut.

>>150897886 (OP)
No need, franchise reboots are a sign of a dying culture incapable of producing anything new. Lets not fantasize about continuing that trend.

>>150909734
Your ancestors will not look kindly on your actions

>>150897886 (OP)
>reboot

>>150897886 (OP)
I'd make it about realistically vulgar kids doing kid shit, not commentary on the latest news item.

>>150910135
So the first few seasons + some other stuff sprinkles throughout?

>>150910111
Maybe a soft reboot?

more tegridy farms
more drumpf
more PC principal

it doesn't need a reboot, just a refocus
drop all the gay episodes about kids being kids and just focus entirely on current affairs and politics, those are the best episodes. randy should have a starring role every episode because they don't use that character enough

>>150911178
>>150911220
Trey? Or is it Matt, who cares?
Get out of this thread

>>150911286
I was trolling for sure but it's so annoying hearing them say in commentaries all the time 'our best episodes are the ones where it's just boys being boys' - like they clearly realise where their priorities should lie
only for them to do issue-of-the-week slop through an out of touch LA-brained lens endlessly

>>150911417
Well, they're old and out of touch, so of course they can't relate to the kids.
Also, people will suck them off for stuff like this, even if it's not funny.

>>150905300
Please tell me the next part is her getting mating pressed.

>>150911652
Maybe...

Instead of exploiting whatever is popular now exploit whatever was popular 5 years ago.
Like robot chicken does with 80s 90s stuff
https://youtu.be/_fIAI-yRlvs

>>150905300
Max? THAT MAX? He's already canon! I get a goddamn HEART ATTACK whenever he appears in South Park

https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Max

>>150913214
What the fuck?!? Trey is going to flip.

https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Girl_with_Blonde_Hair

>>150913326
She's so cute, bros

>>150913535
>She
Whatever you say, "bro".

>>150913841
That's a chick, dude

Anyway, my solution is to abandon the serialization bullshit. Next episode opens with a half-assed montage wrapping everything up so we can start fresh. No more season-long plots

I remember how back when SP threads were predominantly populated by fujos and shotafags, there was always a sperg or two that complained about pedophiles. Now that these threads are ruled by lolifags instead, the complainers are no longer showing up, I wonder why is that.

>>150913326
Hey, that's Trudy

>>150914569
Niels has been busy telling his life story about cars on the deviant fart site instead of yelling about how he has to be surrounded by stupid oversexed women wanting little boys in their pants.
There's spec he used to post here and he carried his high school bully personality into his 30s.

>>150914569
Huh, that's weird.
Well, if next episode is a Creek episode, we should brace ourselves...

>>150914591
Who's Trudy?

>>150914569
So if we talk about South Park shotas being forcefemmed into lolis, the autists won't complain right?

>>150915131
Well, let's make a comfy thread and test that theory

>>150914912
It's her name in the code for the games. Knowing Tratt though, they might just have her named something else on-screen if they ever do, and even that's not consistent.
>Other rando blonde girl is Emily or Jen
>Theresa and Isla used to be Molly and Courtney
>Annie's different surnames
>Red was once Bertha, once Rebecca
>Milly was one time Jessie, etc.

>>150915542
Butters was originally called Puffy, (I think)

bump

>>150915676
Puff-Puff, yeah. Kevin was Sky, and Dogpoo was Dirt.

>>150916799
Puff Puff is such a cute name, they should reference that.

>>150912418
Why don't people tell Matt and Trey to do more shit like this?

>>150897886 (OP)
Why do Trey and Matt suck so much dick currently? I just watched the last few episodes that aired because I was putting them off. I didn't laugh at all. South Park is now where 2010 simpsons was at, I just want funny interesting ideas/antics for the boys to get into. Why has the show been so fucking unfunny? They can't spend 2 entire seasons seething over Trump. it is just sad. I don't even like Trump but god damn, can the show just be funny again? it can't be this politically obsessed. it never lands and is never funny

scat fetishists suffer at the hands of jigC

>>150917796
Well, the subreddit is starting to visibly turn on the Trump jokes. Pretty impressive.
Also, you should see this. Someone posted this to defend the season

>>150897886 (OP)
I like how the actual joke of the last episode was PC principal was a die-hard leftist who switched over to being an ultra conservative to oppress and bully people
Really good of Trey and Matt to get that message in their episode inadvertently

>>150917983
To me, it makes me retroactively hate him. All that preaching he did only because he was on the winning side

>>150917856
Congrats, it's gone to sitcom territory.

>>150918120
Can you define what you mean by that?

>>150918015
Well he has always been a shit character, it is a good unintended joke to have tone-deaf leftie flip-flop and be a shit Christian. Everybody wants to be on the winning side or root for the underdog
That seldom translates to comedy though. Unless we're talking about Randy vs Batdad, one of the best scenes in the show

>>150918131
Not as surreal as the early seasons.
Exhausting to watch.

>>150918179
Yeah, I agree
>>150918140
Counterpoint: Kyle and Wendy are still woke. He turned tail and pussed out

bump

>>150918140
>>150918015
>>150917983
I like PC principal. He never made any sense as a character though that was the idea. He was a literal joke that went on too long. The joke was what if they took a highly masculine frat boy as a grown adult just out of school archetype character, and then made him woke, as usually males woke like that are more effeminate types. You wouldn't get a fratboy who acted like that unless he was fronting to try to screw a girl (hence strongwoman) that was the joke, but then they just kept using him for whatever reason. He's just became like a dudebro principal, and then it just so happens his character is also how conservative Christian youtubers act (fratboy to conservative Christian youtuber) archetype, so they're using him for that. Also it might not be intentional, but as millennials and then gen Z entered the workforce teachers were getting younger (older ones retiring), so giving the kids a lifting bro as a principal was topical.

What boy has the cutest feet?

>>150909734
not ERPing with you tranny

>>150897886 (OP)
What a dumb bitch

>>150919692
Well, that gives some insight.
Still don't like him, though

>>150921981
Now I know why she hates Butters

Virgin PC Principal:
Immediately turned Christian because of "MuH hOpElEsSnEsS"
Has to beat people into submission just to get them to agree with him.
Doesn't believe a word of what he preaches.
Chad Kyle and Wendy:
Still woke in spite of it nearly being dead.
Can actually talk and reason with people
Fully believe in what they preach

>>150919692
He would have been funny if he actually got his just desserts properly and got his ass kicked back by Cartman, by Jimmy, by Leslie, by everyone. He's still a villain that got fake "redeemed" and should have been executed just like the Poochie he is. He's worse than Randy.

He would have been funny if he wasn't a villain and was more charming like The Tick, Serious Sam, Homer Simpson and many other jock type characters by not making him a hypocritical villain.

But Matt & Trey's self-admission to be a fucking useful tool for the jewish after the Garrison "I made friends with some elite bastards and got my job back as a teacher" you can't expect any morality out of Trey.

Fucking Gerald got more comeuppance than politically correct principal. PC Princp so far has lasted more than Heidi and lasted even more than Weed Randy and weed Randy got a bunch of comeuppance.
PC Principal feels exactly like a Poochie and I had great delight in seeing him get humbled by the same underhanded effeminate tactics in the DnD episode by the MTF tranny redneck dudebro, imagine if that guy also got "redeemed". Villain "redemptions" in this way and with these "supervillains" are disgusting and shows the destruction, irresponsibility and immaturity of society as a whole including Trey's mentality.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lo8hJSjpD34

>>150923129
Didn't Jimmy completely shut him up purely by existing? Or is that not enough?
Gerald didn't get punished outside of being peed on. Also, Weed Randy didn't suffer that much.

>>150923174
>Or is that not enough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8&list=RDJImcvtJzIK8&start_radio=1

>>150923335
I was talking about PC Principal being punished, but I just remembered Garrison made him suck his dick

Anyway, hope someone beats up PC Principal for once when this is over

I guess we could have Wendy and Butters interact more, as well as Cartman and Kenny.
Also, remember Stan and Kyle are best friends

Have Linda and Liane hook up and be abusive lesbians
Who said that

Have Heather Williams and Samantha Dunskin just fart and queef for 5 minutes

>>150923657
>Metaphorically
NOT GOOD ENOUGH. >:(

>>150925374
It's implied he actually did it, but offscreen.
Someone made a fanfic depicting it

>>150925383
>offscreen
The greatest sin in cinema.

TREEYYYYYY!!!1!11!!!!

>>150925462
There wasn't enough time to do it. This was during Season 20.
They could've at least given us a picture of what transpired

Remember a comment about letting the girls do depraved stuff like the boys

>/co/'s idea for a South Park reboot is softcore porn featuring the kid characters
Don't know what I expected

>>150925903
Well, there were some good ideas sprinkled throughout

Wendy needs to call out PC Principal for his bullshit

I wanna have the kids act their age more and not like adults in kids' bodies.
Also Wendy isn't the only girl who matters outside of brief appearances.

Who's gassiest kid behind Cartman and the New Kid?
No Fat Heidi, only normal Heidi

bump

brap

Any other ideas?

>>150907318
You just don't see the vision

>>150928541
Wendy has a naturally large butt, she should've focused on that

>>150928941
Just sayin...

>>150897886 (OP)
Full MAGA, make those lanyards cry

>>150929542
Would be funny, but let's not start something here...

>>150925903
nambla in every episode

>>150929731
They'll just look past that

why are matt and trey trying to screw over paramount so hard? i thought they wanted the deal to go through

>>150929986
Because one of them is a J-O-O

Ok, what about ideas Trey would actually use?

I'm a sucker for more Professor Chaos/Call Girl in canon

>>150926881
Kyle liked ripping gas bombs a few times in season 1 and then did one in season 3. Big-Will also theorized he was the one that ripped ass in the shower in "Li'l Crime Stoppers".
Now he wouldn't dare.

>>150931139
I know he farted in the halloween special and in Volcano, but what were some other times?

>>150931162
I remember another being at the end of the episode where Sheila tries to ban Terrance and Phillip. He and Stan are laughing, he rips a big one, then they laugh harder.

>>150931215
Got a clip of it on youtube or something?
Also, kinda want Cartman to call this out.
>Come on, Kahl! You like ripping ass just as much as I do!

>>150931255
Can't find the ending to "Death" on YouTube but do see the clip where a Mr. McCormick that's not Kenny's dad gets splatted. That was entirely coincidence according to Tratt, but did have some fans wonder early on if it was the dad and if the whole family was cursed.

Guess we can say that Stan and Kyle have now matured to where they don't like farting indiscriminately, but they can't hide their laughter whenever the New Kid does it.

>>150931318
Good that they still think farts are funny, just not farting themselves

Anyway, part of me want a scene where Kyle accidentally farts on Butters. He apologizes the second he realizes it

i've ignored the fartfag until now but you WILL keep my husband kyle's name out of your disgusting degenerate mouth

>>150932060
Agreed. Kyle's too pure for stuff like that

>>150932060
What if there's an episode where one of the boys turns out to be the fartfag (let's say...Clyde) and is exposed in the school and made fun of,

>>150932131
Clyde's already had an episode, so maybe Brimmy?

>>150932265
Good, he's irrelevant enough to push any characterization onto and it'd make sense. He gets his 15 minutes of fame to be as ridiculous as possible.

>>150932283
And he'll go back to being a random nobody after the episode
Or maybe it's the New Kid from the games, but to not give them a canon appearance, they change their design every time they're on screen, like Ruby and her sisters from BFDIA

Also, pull a Tweek X Craig with Butters and have Marjorine be used more

>>150898165
True!

>>150932710
Crazy how they only interacted once in the whole series.
Also crazy how little she and Kyle interact

I think a good start is less Trump stuff.

>>150932770
Yeah Scoots was their only direct convo, they have cute lines in TFBW though.

>"Call Girl, your antics shine a light in my grim world."
>"Oh, cool. I love doing… antics."

>"Mysterion, you're a beast!"
>"Well you know, I have been working out."

>>150933070
Oddly, she gets along much better with Butters as Call Girl.

>>150933093
Given the girls wanted to lynch him that season I wonder if it's because of when they started production, Call Girl being a persona, or because why not.

>>150933159
The game takes place in S21, a season after the gender war. There's still tension, but the boys and girls were on better terms than they were during it.
Also, maybe she sees Butters as dorky as Prof. Chaos and can't take him seriously? Call Girl barely differs from Wendy in a way that matters

>>150933070
I still think Chaos and Mysterion's lines were cuter.

>"We should totally team up!"
>"Mysterion works alone."
>"Really? I mean, we're kinda working together right now."
>"Mysterion works alone." (Lego Batman intensifies)
>"Well, ok then."

>"Gee whiz, Mysterion, you're really cool!"
>"I know."

I wish there were more lines, the white board of ship dynamics implied that there was going to be more, at least from Chaos's end. There's also a deleted sidequest that involved confronting Chaos in Kenny's closet, god what I'd do to see that...