Thread 150911523

>>150911523 (OP)
Yes. Not only because I like Ben, but it's nice when characters get real progression.
Tho I must say it's sad seeing how the FF are some of the few characters Marvel has let grow up with the exception of Johnny, who is perpetually stuck as an immature manchild.

>>150911523 (OP)
Yeah, it's silly to let Sue and Reed parents to 2 teenagers and Ben and Johnny are both just sidelined and unchanging. Johnny like Spider-man is probably doomed to be a permanent bachelor due to some mandate at Marvel but Ben and Alice deserve some growth.

Plus the kids fit in nicely with tone of the book series for the last 10 years.

>>150911523 (OP)
Alicia is for Johnny.

>>150911664
t. Byrne

>>150911563
Fpbp

Honestly Ben is a good guy and it's okay to have something good happen to him every once in Awhile..

>>150911523 (OP)
It’s fine. Works better than with other heroes with small children

>>150911702
Yeah, while a pivotal part of the character, I'm glad his self-loathing hasn't been that much of an issue for the last two decades. It makes sense for the beggining of his story, but you can only circle back to it enough times before it becomes a hinderance for growth.

>>150911563
We need another adventure when the FF find some kid and this time is Johnny the one that will become a parent

>>150911783
In fact, Ben's emotional issues inverted once he was stuck as a human. His life as the Ever Lovin' Blue Eyed Idol of Millions is who he is now, and without it, he felt like nothing.

>>150911523 (OP)
No, they have no agency or character of their own. There is nothing interesting about them being Kree/Skrull in any real context. I also dislike it because it feels like Ben gave up on being a man and impregnating Alicia

>>150911523 (OP)
I don't mind the Kree and Skrull bastards. But they should really allow Reed Richards to cure Ben so that he can easily shift between human form and Thing form. Can't Reed also cure Alicia of her blindness?

>>150911563
>but it's nice when characters get real progression.

No it isn't. Progression is death.

>>150912071
Spider-man is in desperate need of progression then.

>>150912046
anon do you really think even a blind woman would be able to take the equivalent of 20+ rocks getting shoved up her vagina

>>150912089
Everything needs to stay the same forever. Change is poison in comic books.

>>150912114
No, I mean curing himself

>>150912146
oh ok that makes more sense than the giant rocky balls my bad

Skrulloli sex

>>150911523 (OP)
Not really.
>>150912071
>>150912117
Stagnation is poison. Comic books need to END.

>>150911523 (OP)
Yes, but we need Future Foundation back.

>>150912271
The solicitations for one of FF's upcoming issues teased it.

Clobberers sounds like a racial slut

>>150912325
>Clobberers sounds like a racial slut
Clobberers sounds like a racial slur

If she takes the form of an adult woman and tricks me into sex, would it count as her raping me?

>>150912250
No. The formula must repeat forever. Everything must stay the same forever.

Scrotum chin looks even worse on a child.

>>150911523 (OP)
It's pretty wholesome

>>150912361
>>150912215

>>150911523 (OP)
Its fine but it kinda seems like Slott got rid of the Future Foundation kids just to replace them with his own additions that would be harder to get rid of

>>150911523 (OP)
Fucking stupid.
Can easily blow Alicia's back out when he's human and have those twin sons from earth x timeline.

More of the cabals attempt to get royalties.

>>150911664
Johnny is for Lyja. Every other girl is a pointless fling.

If anyone could benefit from a family set up, its Ben.

>>150912361
It's certainly irresponsible and a violation of your dignity as a willing social operator, but the part where your consent was manufactured against your intent is very clearly present.

>>150913259
johnny is for countless marvel civilian thots

>>150911563
Johnny can't grow up for the same reason Peter can't grow up. Their youthfulness is iconic.

>>150913694
Johnny won't even be allowed to keep his mustache just like Reed wasn't allowed to keep his beard. Logically speaking, Ben's next in line to get some kind of facial hair.

>>150913694
...
Name 5 times young highscool college Peter was crossover cool.
Popular
Seriously.

Trick question.
Fucking no one liked highschool Peter Parker and college Parker was cool and a confident man. Not the bitch ass punching bag beta they pass around lile the popularity dildo to loser females characters.


Im not even sure the people who write Spiderman even like him.

>>150913815
>tfw Ben's beard in the movie was preparation for synergy

>>150913867
And then it's Sue's turn.

>>150912046
You can adopt and still be a man

>>150914040
Nope, adopting makes you a mega super ultra cuck.

Ben's family is great.
>>150911563
I'm still upset with Johnny for hurting the bird woman

>>150911523 (OP)
We've all asked if his penis is make of orange rock but what about his sperm? Is it tiny rocks?

>>150912361
Only in Florida.

>>150911523 (OP)
Absolutely: It gives him a nice family dynamic and puts his monstrous physical form into a pretty endearing relationship. Especially since the kids are cute and pretty "normal," their origin and the Skrull girl's shapeshifting aside, the scenes with them would circle around him trying to instill some values and sense of self-worth into the kids, as well as taking care of them: I.e. basic parenting. That'd also let him and Alicia be the protagonists of these small "family episodes."
Though I can agree with >>150912055 in that Reed should be able to somehow let Alicia have a child (Ben being perma-Thing'ed would probably be the most true to the character), some form of artificial insemination using Ben's original or "cleansed" DNA or whatever. Having a natural offspring would be a nice bond to tie them together and would actually be "the weakest link" in the family: A totally vanilla normie human baby, that the older siblings can share the responsibility for, help their mother to take care of, etc. I.e. normal family stuff.

>>150914118
He still bleeds, doesn't he? So at least that uncomfortable possibility seems unlikely.

>>150912215, this.
>>150912361
>>150912910

>>150911563
I wonder how things would've changed if by some set-in-stone decree Johnny stayed dead after his sacrifice

Uncle Johnny is so lucky...

>>150913815
That's a good thing though. Johnny's mustache is terrible

Sure is pedophile in here

>>150919774
I had a CK3 game a lot like this.

Alicia needs to get pregnant soon. Ben was even turned back into a normal human for a couple weeks/months recently by Doom

>>150920865
>plowing that cock-hungry little slut Franklin while N'Kala moaningly sits on your face

>>150922781
>Franklin
Uh

>>150911523 (OP)
Yes, the best thing Dan Slott's run introduced. In fact, I wish the kids were used more often.

>>150911523 (OP)
Not on my watch

>>150911523 (OP)
Yes.

>>150922788
You know it to be true.

>>150911523 (OP)
The universe owes me a Skrull gf.

>>150912215
Ben Grimm coukdnt pull me out once im between those thighs...

>>150912215
I don't want to be the guy who tells Ben that I fucked his daughter.

>>150911859
Johnny should just get back with Crystal and step dad Luna

>>150923234
So you’re telling me Logan has been inside her.

>>150911523 (OP)
Green girl would be cuter if she didn't have the Thanos chin

>>150911523 (OP)
I like Chuck and Buzz from Earth X

>>150924661
Boring!

>>150923903
Johnny should get with Luna

>>150924727
I think they're neat.

>>150924801
Little golem rock goblins brats.
Skrull girl and Kree boy are better.

>>150911523 (OP)
Yes

>>150925766
With that Mortal Kombat pose the skrulloli is even hotter.

Is it legal if its a xenos?

>>150912361
Sounds more like loli Mystique style.

>>150911523 (OP)
Alicia should be taking rock cock

>>150927288
She does already

>>150911523 (OP)
sure why not