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How can a penis be delicious

>>150923178
Much like the fish in ancient Egyptian mythology, Alan is a dick-eater.
A literal dick eater. He thinks they're food.

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>>150923924
I bet that's what it looked like

>>150923172 (OP)
Is it really like any surprise at all that Allan was bi/gay

>tfw the cool autistic gamer didn’t show up this time
Damn Pim, you really should’ve let him do his thing. I think he’s depressed.

>>150924086
Why do people who emphasize their Ts like The Cool Autistic Gamer and have all those other stereotypical speech quirks get called autistic and accept it, but guys like me who are insanely smart and can write like scholars get labeled autistic by forceand no one will drop it?

>>150924157
>forceand
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
THE ONE TIME I NEEDED IT TO WORK

>>150923172 (OP)
>Sucks on Charlie's nose
>Calls a penis "delicious"
Allan being a faggot/bifag is not surprising. I'm shocked it took this long for anyone to point out

>>150924178
Charlie is gay throughout the show so far. Wondering when they’ll try to backtrack that lol

>>150925105
Charlie and Allan fuck for an entire episode, uncensored

>>150925105
Charlie literally has a gf

>>150925105
>>150925137
And he's a good catholic boy. He respects people's choice to live however they want, but the bible says that it's a sin so he doesn't do that.

>>150925635
Don’t think I don’t notice the camp in your tone, but do people actually not feel alienated by this? I’m asexual, not gay, but hating fags pacifistically is still hating fags.

You can think a penis looks delicious without being gay

>>150924077
Allan isn't gay. He had sex with a woman at the beginning of his special episode and according to her, he's great at bed. Maybe he's a little bi

>>150925671
Well, Alan bites people's noses unprompted, so fuck him and his bi/gay respect.

>>150925671
>I’m asexual, not gay, but hating fags pacifistically is still hating fags.
That's not hating fags. Hatred has a very narrow application in the bible

>>150925679
Are you saying that you can find a penis aesthetically pleasing without being a sexual thing?

>>150924157
It's because you need to make fun of yourself nigga

>>150925696
>little bi
He sucked Charlie´s nose like if he was doing a blowjob

Alan is lucky Charlie didn't report his sexual harassment

>>150923172 (OP)
Alan is NOT gay! He has relationships with men, and sex with women.

>>150923172 (OP)
What did he mean by this?

>>150923172 (OP)
the mr. frog episode was better

>>150926108
Not by a long shot. The triplets were fucking great

>>150926156
>7 minutes of "my penis"
>the joke is "my penis"
>a character is gay for the penis

this wasn't smiling friends
this was rick and morty written by vivziepop

>>150925679
You can think a penis looks fine or even good without being gay, if you think it looks "delicious", you're definitely at least a little gay.

You can have a heterosexual appreciation for penises. To say that you cannot evaluate some penises as being better looking than others in a non-biased and factual way under any context just shows how emotional and irrational some people are. It's like saying you can't judge men as attractive or unattractive without being gay.

Not gonna lie, I did read the Moleman as being a representation of creepy fans, especially during the scenes where the cave is full of their photos.

>>150926251
>You can have a heterosexual appreciation for penises.
That's what Pim and Charlie had, Allan on the other hand was literally implying that he wanted that dick in his mouth.

>>150924157
You aren't posting cool cartoon clips is why

>>150926192
Why are you insecure around penises

>>150926251
Allan is bisexual chud, accept it.

>>150926283
Moleman 100% is poking fun at parasocial sleepycabin/oneyplays fans that have a wikipedia tier memory of all their conversations.

I literally look at femboy cocks all the time and think they're delicious, but that doesn't make me gay, as femboys aren't really gay, and I probably maybe wouldn't most likely not want to put a femboy cock in my mouth dude.

>>150926283
With him poorly replicating Zach's "Tomar what would you do if" hypotheticals, it's definitely a commentary on fans.

>>150926251
I'm surprised nobody has outright disagreed with this yet, but if you think a penis can look weird, misshapen, or ugly, that means you have some kind of standard for what a good penis looks like.

>>150927787
>the poop smells disgusting
>that means you have some kind of standard for what good poop smells like

>>150928003
ayo dis nigga think his poop be smellin like roses

>>150923172 (OP)
Well hes shaped like a wiener and sucked on Charlie's nose

What did ya expect

I don't think Alan wants to suck his dick, I think he wants to bite it off and eat it.

>>150926283
>Ngl I read the water as being wet, especially when I touched it and it was wet
The trope of covering your walls with photographs has been a part of the obsessive stalker archetype since the invention of photographs. It's completely fucking obvious that was their intention, not some unique observation.

>>150928144
Does this make a person gay if its not for sexual purpose? I genuinely don't know.

>>150928237
Does eating powdered deer penis make one gay?

>>150928144
That's how it came accross to me as well

>>150925696
Whoever said that was a woman? Maybe he fucked a tranny like Cory Spazkid

>>150923172 (OP)
Does Allan even have a penis? He doesn't wear pants and it seems he has nothing down there. Maybe it's just some penis appreciation since he doesn't have one

>>150926283
Yeah, him listening to Pim and Charlie why they chopped it up playing video games was a little too on the nose. Throwing out a shitty hypothetical sealed that it was an OneyPlays reference. Because they don't do hypotheticals in Smiling Friends, at least not out of the writer's room (in the pilot, you can definitely tell the Mr. Boss scene was based on a Zach hypothetical of "What would you do if you were called into your boss's office and he started breast feeding a homunculus?")

>>150927691
It's not a reference to this Max G parody of Zach on Oneyplays? It's literally word for word with the first bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp7-Ump5l-o

>>150926105
I think he's just repeating what the firemen said when describing how charlie and pim's crushed bodies would most likely look like delicious minced meat. not sure if it's autism but it seems like he's just trying out if a word that works for one context also works for another. maybe there's even a level of him trying to figure out what it means because describing crushed bodies as delicious could make him second-guess himself about the meaning

>>150928144
>>150928237
>>150928276
If a food product happens to contain penis tissue like sausages or deer dick powder, eating it doesn't necessarily make you gay, but if you want to eat a cooked animal penis with its shape retained then you're gay

>>150923172 (OP)
This is the best episode of the 3rd season so far.

>>150926251
This, the average penis is more aesthetic than the average vagina. No homo.

>>150928442
What if I want to cook and eat a penis but I'm specifically not gay?

Alan is hungry not gay

>>150928703
He's horngry

>>150928625
But I said I'm specifically not gay.

>>150928791
I got news for you: that means you're gay

>>150926283
>Moleman demands "charlie and pim dialogue"
>charlie and pim can't
>the episode is bad
wow

is it a bad sign when a show needs to do a meta episode and it's only 2.3 seasons in?

>>150928951
They're mocking the weird side of the show's fanbase. It's not exactly like they could have done that in the first season.

>>150929001
I don't think getting meta is a good sign

>>150923172 (OP)
grilled horse dick slices on a burger bun are delicious.

>>150929001
but did they really have to mock the part of the fanbase they don't like instead of just ignoring it and making a good episode instead?

>>150924077
haven't most of the smiling friends done some gay things at least once?

>>150930410
I don't think Glep has. Pim maybe but doubtful. Mr. Boss almost definitely.

>>150923172 (OP)
hi you just watched a cool cartoon clip from the coolautisticgamer774. subscribe for more and hit a like if you like it. thank you.

>>150925635
Every Catholic man I've met irl has been the biggest whore or degenerate

>>150930410
Charlie yeah

>>150923172 (OP)
>>150924077
>>150925696
>>150930410
Allan did suck Charlie's nose and fuck a woman, so I think his sexuality is probably just vibes based

>>150932198
he seemed to enjoy sucking charlie's nose, but seemed to be annoyed at the woman. not sure if she was a hooker, but she seemed to genuinely like him.

>>150932144
Yeah, the vast majority of girls I've gotten to put out have been Catholics.

all this autistic arguing for what is just meant to be a joke.

>>150932214
I always took him as someone who isn't particularly romantic but will look to bust and move on. Charlie seems like much more of a romantic and would probably make an effort to impress a woman.

>>150923172 (OP)
His dick looks like ground beef, which as mentioned previously in the episode is kinda delicious.

>>150929001
I can't think of a single time where mocking the weirdest parts of your fanbase did not make them double down
>OH MY GOD THEY PUT LITERALLY ME IN THE EPISODE! I CAN'T WAIT TO ADD "DON'T LOOK AT MY WEIRD PENIS" EVERY TIME I POST SELFSONA X CHARLIE SHIP ART!!!
genuinely just make normal episodes and ignore it entirely

>>150928951
>>150929595
the episode was good tho

>>150932271
Lore autists. I hope that they do something on the show in the future that shuts down obnoxious theories about the characters and basically reduce it to "lol it's just a joke"

>>150928625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvwcH4XX6U

Is dere a mega

>>150926251
this is futatard logic

>>150930410
Pim kissed his dad on the lips
Charlie was willing to give The Boss mouth to mouth
Allan is Alllan
Only Glep and Mr Boss are confirmed super straight

>>150926251
The joke is that gay is funny, just like Charlie on the magical forest, or Mr. Boss crossdessing on Charlie's funeral, or Alan nosesucking, and subsequently being treated as sexual assault. But people will take it too seriously, going turbo autistic and making these characters their allies and forcing them into their idiotic ideals or eternally hating them now and make unnecessary internet drama. The concept of gay is funny, the reason why so many 90s and 2000s movies made those jokes.

Pim and Glep most heterosexual characters btw

>>150932997
>Mr. Boss crossdessing on Charlie's funeral
wasn't he just wearing S&M gear? That's not crossdressing lol

>>150933015
Maybe, I misremembered that. He looks like a gay cowboy. But still he's the character that will occasionally exclaim and talk like a fag

>>150924077
He's incredibly autistic and has zero filter. Maybe he's bisexual or maybe he just actually thought the penis looked tasty, who knows.

Wokeing Friends
Mxs. Boss
Charlie Womanpler
Bim Bimling
Allan Red
Lesbian Glep

>>150933015
He wore an all-black version of this elf costume (not pictured, elf clogs)

>captcha telling me to only type characters with a circle above them
wtf

It's funny how the previous Alan episode made him look like a super competent worker, but this episode makes him out to be kind of shit at the whole smiling friends thing.
Dude's really just a glorified janitor.

>>150933287
I'm pretty sure Allen is an accountant or similar. The company must have jobs to do that don't rely on actively making people smile. I think it would be funny if they randomly showed another room in the building with a bunch of other office employees that they just never address or ever bring up again.

>>150925991
He just nommed it you retard, you're getting your scenes mixed up.

just finished watching it

wow these faggots took till season 3 to make an episode that's actually funny

>>150933339
>with a bunch of other office employees that they just never address or ever bring up again.
Probably the walls guy. I like to think that he was playing with the Boss on the pilot. Then he forgot about him, RIP

>>150925671
We dont hate them, we hope they get better

>>150926251
>You can have a heterosexual appreciation for penises.

My favorite part of the episode is that they made Erica Lindbeck dress as a nurse for the live action segment.
God I want to fuck her all around the house while she neglects pop pop and just leaves him to get high on an IV drug cocktail

If Allan isn't a Smiling Friend, how can Jombo be the fifth Smiling Friend?

>>150923172 (OP)
Someone on /tv/ said their new episodes are lacking. So I figured I could help. Run-time aside, the less you say than necessary, the more you avoid ruining your plans for future episodes.

1. A Triceratops humanoid perfectionistic lab engineer named Dr. Dink struggles to find his inner voice of being an oboe player while making ends meet. So he calls up Charlie and Pim to help him out, similar to Professor Psychotic. On the side, Alan, Glep, and Mr. Boss fight the crazed old man from the basement of the Smiling Friends building from the first episode of the new season. In an experiment gone wrong, Dink accidentally puts Charlie and Pim's lives in danger, which puts their friendship to the test and almost causes a client to fail. In spite of this, they managed to come out on top and everyone learns that living your life the way you want to live it is the most important thing that can happen to you.

2. A blue goblin (similar to Dragon Ball's garlic Jr.) Black hat data scientist is fired after making a racist critique (though it wouldn't explicitly be related to anything political or IRL, just anything that reads "If I wanted to be able to reach an equilibrium with black people, I'd go to my nearest waffle house"). Charlie and Alan are requested this time instead of the usual Charlie and Pim. But little do they know they also become unwitting pawns in the Goblin hacker's scheme to get back against his company that he worked for. Mr. Boss is on sabbatical this episode, leaving Pim as the interim manager and Glep to deal with his workload of hiring new and possible Smiling Friends recruits and candidates (think of the King of the Hill episode where Hank hires a druggie over Mario Montalvo). Ultimately, the theme of this episode would be that freedom is not free. You have to stand up for your rights.

3. Charlie and Pim help a car-eating addicted Pac Man-like running rampant through the streets. Following court, they weigh on footing the bill.

>>150925696
No such thing as a little bi, you’re ether a hole is a hole bi, or a slutty little I can be your hole! That or a switch.

I don't like that the joke seems to be that Allan and Glep aren't real Smiling Friends. Like it's not the characters fault that they're never being used.

>>150933930
>Charlie
>Pim
>Tyler
>Smormu
It's like you don't even know the show

>>150933962
Not that I care, but a lot of bi people have a hard time maintaining the fact that they're bi, because when they're in a relationship, they're just with one of the two sexes. Unless bi people are constantly cheating, they may as well just be straight or gay.

>>150933984
I see your point perhaps I could’ve phrased it better. I can’t say that bi people can’t be commuted they can, but they’re usually up to try anything sexual for their partner or inversely want to try everything with their partner.

>>150933921
She’s too good for Vivzieslop. I want her to quit midway, and she shiuld because they’re clearly not using her to her full potential, but yhe dollar sign’s too powerful.

>>150933921
Dear lord she’s chunky in a heavenly way

>>150926283
>Makes representation of creepy chud fans
>Ends with us getting MILF pussy who love our cocks
What did Zach and Michael mean by this?

>>150933921
Wait, is that the actual guy they were making fun of earlier in the episode?

>>150934059
It means that no matter how weird your penis is, someone will find it delicious.

>>150934078
i see

>>150934035
She's a whore and a dyke, to hell with her

>>150934107
Really?

>>150934059
>us
>our
What?

>>150934115
No, anon probably thinks that of all women

>>150923172 (OP)
THE JOKE IS SEX!!!!

>>150934107
Erica is a nice lady

>>150934166
No, just Erica
>>150934177
She's a slut and a dyke

>>150934177
Her boyfriend died and she still stays strong. I hope she accepted Jesus despite her profession

>>150934187
You need to be specific

>>150934197
>accepted Jesus
She was in a panel for Vivziepop expressing how she wants her character in a poly ship. I doubt she wants anything to do with christianity

>>150934213
That’s a shame. Maybe she’ll change her mind someday. Christianity is big on that.

>>150934277
>Maybe she’ll change her mind someday. Christianity is big on that.
the main reason why people don't like Christianity is because it requires admitting you were wrong, which is not a quality that many people have anymore.

>>150934277
More mature response than mine, I'm just not there yet

baka man you can't even say a penis looks delicious without being called gay nowadays...

>>150923172 (OP)
Whatever

>>150924077
Maybe he actually thought it looked like it would taste good? Like fried with some olive oil? You guys are just so depraved you immediately jump to sex

why is there a skeleton of mr boss underneath the building?

>>150934467
Where do you keep your skeleton?

>>150934333
>>150934290
As a Christian you gotta want it for everyone because anyone could fall for pride traps the world has set up for everyone. That’s why salvation is a gift.

Do you guys think it’s a coincidence that the short haired attractive Mexican lady whose husband just left her was paired up with the grotesque mole man

>>150934512
Why would that be a coincidence. What could that possibly imply.

>>150934496
How exactly do you avoid just being angry at the world and how corrupted and broken it is? Every day I know that it's not supposed to be like this and it causes me so much anguish

>>150934531
Because eventually Jesus will come back and redeem it, and everyone’s gotta suffer in this world somehow. All you can really do is make it less shitty for others through help.

>>150934531
Religion is the reason why the world it is the way it is, but not in the way you're told or in the way you might think.

>>150933268
>captcha telling me to only type characters with a circle above them
I had this shit the same shit once hope it doesn't became an thing

>>150934529
Veronica and Mick

>>150934562
I'm fine with whatever they're doing now, as long as I no longer have to click through five pages of "click the square with the thing"

>Someone said delicious earlier in the episode
>That's been floating around in his head the entire time
>It's time to describe something
>Deploy the adjective
Alan can't stop winning.

>>150934542
Maybe you're right

>>150930533
>Pim maybe but doubtfu
He literally kissed his dad on the mouth

>>150934617
that's not really gay, though it is weird.

>>150934591
yeah idk if that shit broken or what but its been times I'm unable to check off the box and have to restart firefox

>>150934628
It's extremely gay. Nothing wrong with being weird, would you kiss your dad on the lips?

>>150934704
My dad no longer has lips so I just kiss him on the teeth.

>>150924077
I knew as soon as I heard his voice that he had a little sugar in the tank

>>150926010
Well I got news for you, that means you’re gay

>>150934531
> How exactly do you avoid just being angry at the world and how corrupted and broken it is
Stop caring about stuff you can’t change or that don’t benefit you. Care for your loved ones and improve yourself. Try to improve the word too, but know your limits. You only have one life so don’t waste it on stupid shit

>>150932808
mega(DOT)nz/file/uO5E1LhJ#ifRQv0_MfNTM8piflAnV4nzHsvQwkkX9etYfMfUA5dQ

>>150923172 (OP)
This was the best episode of the season so far. I didn't know until the end but I just knew it was David Firth and his long finger creature character. I also like how the moral was "don't obsess over bullshit like a TV show and like get a family" thus probably angering the neopurinist fag

>>150928208
not just narratively but also satirically dingus

>>150932946
Mr Boss kissed the leader of Spamtopia

reminder zach hates your guts and actively despises his fans.
supporting this show makes you a literal cuck

>>150935380
the reality of this probably just means the show will end with the smiling friends business getting shut down, and charlie and pim just saying
>well, I guess that's it man. guess we gotta go get new jobs
>yeah charlie, I guess so.
>well, see ya around man
>yeah... see ya
cue outro theme

>>150935400
Finale is Mr Boss's funeral, where it's revealed his will states Charlie Pim and Allan are all to be buried alive with him in his sarcophagus

>>150932997
You're right, none of those can be funny without being presented in a heteronormative reality and reality is heteronormative.
Being gay is either disgusting or funny to heterosexuals in general so gay jokes are funny because being gay is weird and ridiculous concept to the majority of the population, at least the male population.

>>150935435
It's weird to girls too, suggest having a three way with another guy and that you want to suck the guy's dick and see how differently she starts looking at you

>>150935380
Have you ever spoken to a smiling friends or oneyplays fan? Hell, have you read this very fucking thread? I don't blame him at all.

>>150935519
not delicious enough

>>150935519
That's one delicious penis.

>>150924077
He doesn't have a sexuality, he's a cartoon character. He's anything they want him to be.

Why are women like this.

>>150928951
>the episode was bad
It was already better than every episode of Season 2, so I have a hard time believing you.

>>150932226
My wife is catholic, and waited till we got married till I put it in her vagene.....She did let me fuck her ass though.

>>150935519
>uncut
Delicious indeed.

>>150935519
>phimosis
Oh no...

>>150935638
It doesn't look too severe, stretches will fix it.

>>150935519
How many of you have actually had boobjobs? I've tried it, but it really doesn't do anything for me. Doesn't even feel as good as a handjob...or even a buttjob.

>>150935605
Allan is a chad and women have good taste, deal with it

>>150935663
prove that's a woman

>>150935664
A man would never wear cowboy boots to bed

>>150935659
My husband asked me if I want a boob job. I told him, "I don't know. How much does it pay?"

>>150935669
I didn't know gay married men frequented /co/.

>>150935519
Cum version pls

>>150935695
>I didn't know gay married men frequented /co/.
Then you know nothing of /co/

>>150935669
tits or gtfo

>>150935519
10/10 anon

>>150934213
This is why you hate her so much? Man being a Loonafag is such a pathetic endeavor

>>150935663
>last night was amazing
>okay
Alan is just autistic

>>150934531
>>150934496
>>150934290

>>150933921
She has "undeniable bitch" written all over her.

>>150935669
>husband
trick post. gays can't legally marry

>>150935741
That's just you

>>150928951
>>150929001
Is there even a weird fanbase? I read it as a joke that someone could even get obsessive about a show like this.

>>150935805
When there's a show with a neet dudes fanboying a adult swim show then yeah.

>>150935810
You could say that about any AS show. The main problem here is that they're ecelebs.

>>150935695
You haven’t been around long

>Moleman trys to do a sleepycast joke
>doesn't land
My friends and I talk like that all the time. What was Zach trying to say there

>>150934901
Does anyone have the other two episodes?

>>150935668
...you don't wear cowboy boots to bed?

>>150936003
hes making fun of fans who constantly make up shitty hypotheticals in imagionary oneyplays episodes

>>150923178
If it's small, girthy and cute looking. The kind you want to put in your mouth like a toothbrush
>t. a raging homosexual

>>150927216
You're a fucking faggot, and this is coming from someone who craves femboy cocks, too. Don't bother hiding it, man

>>150926896
>Allan
Get out of here you fake fucking fan

>>150936086
Literally the correct spelling.
Season 2, Episode 3, 'A Allan Adventure'

For me its Aylen

>>150936086
https://smilingfriends.fandom.com/wiki/Allan_Red
He's objectively right though.

Every show should constantly mock social media obsessos, you "people" are the bottom of humanity, you literally ruin the world

I actually constantly imagine myself being the third smiling friend and being best friends with michael and zach while also being on oneyplays constantly cracking jokes with cory, chris, dingdong, and julian while they all love me in my severely autistic brain. Is this normal?

>>150925696
I wonder if the blue thing that Allan had sex with in his episode had a cock.

>>150923172 (OP)
smiling friends is so nortubel tier

>>150927216
>>150936053
I enjoy looking at femboys wearing frilly dresses with cock bulges in their panties. But there is a disconnect.

>>150936053
>>150936321
Yes but I think femboy cocks are delicious ironically.

I feel like I've seen this jump in something before

>>150926251
They hated him because he spoke the truth

>>150935733
I feel sorry for you.

>>150935712
NTA but
>liking a woman who wants to be in an "open relationship" and sleep around
Nah. Have some self respect.

>>150935380
This isn't "WAH FUCK OUR FANS WE HATE THEM", its "Doing whatever the fans want for the sake of fanservice actually makes shows worse". The creators of media should just do whatever they think is cool, not what they're fans demand. When you let fans dictate what happens in a show actively makes its shittier.

>>150935519
Quick someone send this to zach

>>150934073
Jesse Ventura? No it's not

>>150937369
The feeling is mutual.

>>150938131
I've seen you post these images a dozen times and I'll see you post them a hundred more. Just know that in five years you'll still be here spamming the same seething schizo babble and I'll have moved on long ago. I hope you've made your peace with that, because you aren't worth my energy, my time or my anger.

>>150938131
>>150938219

>>150934480
In the closest where he GOD DAMN BELONGS

>>150937373
You're saying it as if this is someone you personally know and interact with.
And associating someone's personal life to their ideas for fiction just to have a reason to judge and hate is a silly thing to do.

>>150938458
If its someone you have no ties with there's no point in excusing them because there's nothing to salvage. You said it yourself, she doesn't even know we exist so what does it matter?
>And associating someone's personal life to their ideas for fiction just to have a reason to judge and hate is a silly thing to do.
The character got made bi because she herself is bi. And wanting your character to be tossed around in a gay harem especially in current year isn't something you do "just cause it'd be funny haha". Alan thinking a dick is delicious is one thing, going "yeah I think all three of them should date, why not three?" in a show that has lgbt virtue signaling built in is something else entirely. I don't blame anon at all for not simping for her the way you guys seem to be.

Does anyone have a Mega for the new episode? I've been busy

>>150938582
>Mega
No but i have this
https://files.catbox.moe/6mjdxi.mp4

>>150933921
Ngl I feel bad for her after her husband kicked the bucket. I'm glad she's doing better now

>>150935722
then why isn't he called the cool autistic Alan 774?

>>150938785
Too bad she's going off the deep end

>>150938219
Okay

I wish a cute woman would marry me because of my delicious penis

>>150939084
Go out and start flashing women in parks, maybe one of them will bite. You never know!

>>150934542
Christ is King.

>>150934531
>>150934542
>>150934789
>>150935733
There is something deeply funny about someone asking for help in dealing with seething at everything only for someone to immediately jump in and seethe at him and the people giving advice for no discernable reason

>>150939340
Yeah exactly like that

>>150939340
Actually it's because she said DAMN in 1958 when her husband got shot in the head by that ROTTEN burglar

>>150923172 (OP)
>Who was the girl referencing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiepDq3e1Pk

Look at the pig-tails and the nose. It's meant to be this funny little critter

>>150934542
>I can end your pain at any moment
>Literally just a thought on my part and boom, everyone's happy forever
>but I'm not going to do that because you all still need to learn your lesson, somehow
>no im not going to tell you the entire lesson, here's a handful of scribbles for you all to play Telephone with for a couple millennia, have fun deciphering THE TRUTH, kiddos
No offense, but your God comes across as a sadistic asshole that is objectively unworthy of worship, at least in my opinion.

>>150939617
Bro calls his dad mean for not letting him eat ice cream for every meal

>>150939753
>billions dead in His name over the eons
>not a single word uttered to mankind
>literally not a single fucking syllable telling us to knock it off
Your God is a fairy tale invented by your ancestor's tiny meat computers to help them make sense of a senseless existence. Fucking deal with it, already, Jesus......

>>150936702
it's everywhere, but you're probably thinking about the berries and cream commercial

>>150939873
Nah, cope.

>150939873
you dropped this, faggot

God is real and he's voiced by Gilbert Gottfried

There should be a religion board. It would be the most wonderful place.

why do all Smiling Friends end up with the same discussion?

>>150940312
No, there shouldn't. /his/ and /pol/ are the worst boards on the site.

>>150940324
I was being sarcastic, Anon. However, /rel/ would probably cause more havoc than those two combined. People are crazy about their beliefs.

>>150940319
How else does one approach the question on the true nature of God?

>>150939197
Indeed

>>150940154
>and hey Jeffery Epstein! I heard what you did, and that isn’t very poggers!

>>150938979
I still don't understand what's wrong with this. There's Pazuzu for example, but his penis is erect and it's also a snake. This one has nothing weird. It could even been seen with innocence, not perversion. The original pot has two bulls, and maybe Yahweh was instead one of them. Which would make sense regarding the relationship he had with the gods of that region. What's controversial about the pot is that it could mean that Yahweh was married and that the Israelites were polytheistic. But that needs a historical analysis. Your pic is just about how degenerate he is. There are better ways to attack the abrahamic religions and you faggots still post the same /pol/ facebook tier retardation and soitard diarrhea. Go back to the sharty and get your ports scanned bitch

>>150926251
Trvke

>>150926251
>You can have a heterosexual appreciation for penises.

>>150926251
>You can have a heterosexual appreciation for penises.
Maybe but in an artistic and anthropological wa-
>To say that you cannot evaluate some penises as being better looking than others in a non-biased and factual way
I'm not a doctor. And Alan is autistic

>>150925671
>I’m asexual
so an ascetic/monk?

>>150938535
Literal schizo babble

>>150935519
I missed it

>>150936303
Living vicariously through recordings of other friend groups is unfortunately increasingly normal among the socially retarded, yes.

>>150939945
The introduction of the fedora into 2010s atheist circles was nearly as damaging as the CIA introducing crack into black neighborhoods.

>>150943145
Made perfect sense to me. Sometimes cast members use their characters as self inserts, wouldn't be the first time in Helluva Boss and you're not obligated to like someone. Especially if you don't approve of the things they do.

>N-NOOOOO HE CANT BE BI HE JUST MEANT AESTHETICALLY IT LOOKED DELICIOUS
Its a cartoon character why are you guys insecure about him fucking gals and dudes.

>>150933287
Alan's hyper neurotic and emotionally detached. He's good at tracking things down but people skills aren't his thing. That's why he does inventory, cleaning, accounting and such.

>>150944317
what does glep do at smiling friends?

>>150935602
I want him to be bisexual

>>150926251
A "straight" guy I knew told this to me one time and he made out with me within the year and tried to get me to jerk him off (which I did!)

>>150944317
this would be my dream job and somewhere i'd actually fit, if i didn't need educational qualifications

>>150944335
fanservice

>>150944189
Why are you insecure about him wanting to bite a man's dick off and eat it because it looks like ground beef

>>150944335
>first ep had humiliation
>previous ep had cucking
>this ep has inflation
Is Zack sending us a message?

>>150945129
Femboy episode soon...

>>150944335
He handles their crypto investments

>>150944335
be cute <3

>>150934290
>the main reason why people don't like Christianity is because it requires admitting you were wrong
If you are Catholic, maybe. There is no admission of guilt or shame with American Protestantism, if anything it fuels people's delusions and absurd beliefs. Modern American Evangelicals, including members of my own family, are evidence of that.

>>150945129
I'm waiting for a rape episode

>>150935608
no season 3 episode can touch Brother's Egg

>>150946089
Spamtopia and Gwimbly are the best ones. The dumb dog jokes stop that episode from being comparable to season 1

>>150935380
>>150937777

Zach's got it right. Do you *really* want something like Steven Universe or Vivzi's shit where the creators have to deal with fans all the time? Fuck that, it's *their* show and they'll do what they want.

If they want to rib at the people that enjoy it, good for 'em. If you seethe because of it, then grow thicker skin or just watch anything else.

>>150928421
Can't believe /co/ is full of dipshits that didn't noticed the callback to the firefighters saying ground beef sounds delicious but would look disgusting.

>>150945603
>If you are Catholic, maybe
Quite the opposite. Catholics can just as easily hand wave their misdeeds with prayer beads and a few Hail Mary's, never truly knowing if they're saved until they're dead. A Biblical Christian can be assured that Jesus Christ has already payed the price and received eternal life through the gift of grace only he can give us. Catholics would have to repent of their works based lifestyle that is but filthy rags in the sight of the Lord.

>>150944335
He's the engineer
>for what?
Exactly

>>150947324
>Do you *really* want something like Steven Universe or Vivzi's shit where the creators have to deal with fans all the time?
Bad example. These shows were/are produced according to the creators' vision, it just so happens that their vision really sucks.

>how come we don't hang out more
>yeah, uh, I don't know if you remember man but a while back you said a guy's penis was delicious, it kind of freaked me out
>what?
>yeah yeah it was near the end of the whole moleman thing, we all saw his penis and thought it wasn't as bad as he made it out to be, but then you said it looked delicious
>I don't remember that
>well you said it man, you said it, and listen I don't have trouble with gay people I mean I have explored that stuff myself I'm pretty open minded, you know? But the way you said it it genuinely felt like you were talking about -eating- the guy's penis like honestly just wanting to eat the thing likr it was food or something, which I'm, I don't know what scares me more man the idea that you'd just bite down on a guy's penis or you saying it when the guy had just tried to kill us all, dunno man I think it was pretty weird is all
>well damn I didn't know I made you uncomfortable, I'm sorry
>hey is all good man it's in the past now

>>150947631
he's just like me
t. an engineer who sits on his ass all day and does nothing

>>150947755
Thanks for this mini episode but
>well damn I didn't know I made you uncomfortable, I'm sorry
He wouldn't say this!

>>150947782
What kind of engineer?

>>150947650
You dipshit I'm talking about dealing with fan communities and bending backwards to please them endlessly.

Who is the best smiling friend? And why is it Alan?

>>150947922
I know, I'm just saying it doesn't matter in their case.

>>150944335
He's the company bull, he fucks everyone's girlfriends while they watch.

>>150948076
>this made tumbler panties moist

ngl, Mole Man rubbing his disgusting hands on his disgusting penis and then rubbing said hands on Pim's face and mouth kind of turned me on...
Especially when Pim acknowledges it by spitting it out after getting rubbed on

this episode shows that charlie and pim carry the business while alan and glep are more of boss' personal assistants for other kinds of job.

>>150945129
Zach has porn brain

>>150928951
It was the best episode this season. Which isn't a high bar to be fair but the episode itself was still genuinely good, not just good in comparison

>>150923172 (OP)
I didn't like the mr frog episode, it felt too disjointed lacked any good progression

I ate bull testicle once. Does that cross the line into gay territory or are the balls safe?

>>150948643
Only good part was the end where he said goodbye
Did Zach and the rest get the vax or something the brain drain since. The og season and pilot is pretty evident

>>150947913
>He wouldn't say this!
What would he say?

>>150949090
He would double down on what he said, again, without trying to elaborate

>>150948876
Season 1 and 2 felt like every good joke was in the first episode and the rest couldn't keep up. Not that there weren't other good episodes but Desmond and Gwimbly felt like the standout 10/10s. Which makes sense for the pilot, you gotta bring your A-game to get off the runway. S3 doesn't compare, Silly Samuel was a 6/10.

>>150936702
Its an old timey jump
You've probably seen Albert Einstein do it in a Pepsi commercial or the Berries and Cream guy in the starbust or skittles commercial

what was Zack and Cusack thinking when doing this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u-R4DErat8

what were Zack and Cusack thinking when doing this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u-R4DErat8

>>150949401
made for BCAGC