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Anonymous No.150934549 [Report] >>150934609 >>150934623 >>150934644 >>150935158 >>150935584 >>150935614 >>150935945 >>150936300 >>150936350 >>150936370 >>150936484 >>150936886 >>150937002 >>150937127 >>150937429 >>150938549 >>150939236 >>150939420 >>150940746 >>150942018
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Anonymous No.150934557 [Report]
period
Anonymous No.150934561 [Report] >>150937386
dot
Anonymous No.150934584 [Report] >>150939651
Ideología de género
Anonymous No.150934609 [Report]
>>150934549 (OP)
>”Toys?”
Anonymous No.150934623 [Report] >>150937081
>>150934549 (OP)
what was the point?
Anonymous No.150934644 [Report] >>150934744 >>150936447 >>150939431 >>150939781
>>150934549 (OP)
women can't have children with each other
Anonymous No.150934744 [Report] >>150935056 >>150937524 >>150939778
>>150934644
Humans can't colonize space either. Fuck, you make me defend fucking Lightyear. I hope you're proud of yourself
Anonymous No.150935056 [Report]
>>150934744
I can comfort you by reminding you that the entire movie is a complete conceptual fail. "Hey, what would an in universe Buzz Lightyear movie look like?" Not a moody introspective time fuckery adult drama, you absolute morons. Just a complete and total self own.
Anonymous No.150935158 [Report] >>150935537 >>150939170
>>150934549 (OP)
Did this REALLY kill the movie on its lonesome?
Anonymous No.150935537 [Report] >>150935550 >>150940641
>>150935158
Fuck no. Buzz Lightyear is very clearly a toy for little boys to run around and yell PEW PEW PEW with, and it was also very clear from the trailers and ads that there was little to no PEW PEW PEW in this movie. It wasn't going to perform well even if they were hetero or never a couple at all.
Anonymous No.150935550 [Report]
>>150935537
this but also it looked boring. this is what i imagine the in universe live action adaptation of the cartoon would be like
>barely pays lip service to the designs of the cartoon
>replaces the plot with generic hollywood slop
>keeps winking at the audience despite changing everything
>doesn't keep any iconic voices
this is the movie Andy would shitpost about on 4chan on how it completely ruined his favorite 90s cartoon
Anonymous No.150935572 [Report]
Has anyone done a retrospective with any of the production team yet? Do they understand that they fucked up and why? Or do they just tell themselves "psssh, it wasn't that it was a boring movie that didn't fit the media, it was lesbian haters! All those guys who hate lesbians!"
Anonymous No.150935584 [Report] >>150936310
>>150934549 (OP)
>REEEE WHY DOES THE SCIENCE FICTION SETTING HAVE TWO WOMEN ABLE TO HAVE KIDS
Motherfucker we've already managed to do it with mice. Give it a few decades.
Anonymous No.150935614 [Report]
>>150934549 (OP)
Anonymous No.150935945 [Report]
>>150934549 (OP)
Should have just made a cgi version of the cartoon series.
Anonymous No.150936300 [Report] >>150939557
>>150934549 (OP)
>lesbians
>in a movie Andy watched in the 90's
Poppycock. I was there when all 90's lesbians were bisexual supermodels who liked mud wrasslin'.
Anonymous No.150936310 [Report] >>150939801
>>150935584
Allowing dykes to conceive is believable, dykes being good parents is not. Basically every study on same sex couples confirms that.
Anonymous No.150936350 [Report] >>150941964
>>150934549 (OP)
More importantly, will Toy Story 5 be as bad as I think it'll be?
Anonymous No.150936370 [Report] >>150938903 >>150939541 >>150939806
>>150934549 (OP)
This movie was fucking rancid for a variety of reasons but the fact that fags on here will criticize it for the wrong things such as a literal two second kiss showcases the eternal stupidity of /co/
Anonymous No.150936412 [Report]
Why did Andy like this movie so much
Anonymous No.150936447 [Report] >>150936563 >>150936756
>>150934644
Anonymous No.150936483 [Report] >>150936771 >>150937322 >>150937673
>already make the movie a decade ago
>>it perfectly captures the campiness and spirit of the fictional film while being good by itself
>>>even had shatner cameo for a singing role
Why did they have to retcon it all with a blatantly inferior product?
Anonymous No.150936484 [Report] >>150937081
>>150934549 (OP)
How much did this lose?
Anonymous No.150936563 [Report]
>>150936447
H-hot
Anonymous No.150936756 [Report] >>150936849
>>150936447
>lesbians are lizard people
kinda homophobic, dude.
Anonymous No.150936771 [Report] >>150937691
>>150936483
Because Disney wanted something more "modern" despite the whole point of Buzz is him being a tongue-in-cheek parody of various sci-fi tropes.
Anonymous No.150936779 [Report]
imagine two lesbians with a daughter
how many beatings is that kid getting every day lmao
Anonymous No.150936841 [Report]
We could have got a fun adventure film set in space, taking the fight to zerg in the heart of his fortress & robot army. Hellbent on conquering earth great visuals thrills action sequences. Sick flips aerobatics from Buzz with high stakes putting his life at risk, our last line of defence a truly selfless and brave warrior voyaging into the unknown.

except we got: inclusivity, representatiooonnnn! see me brown, you white do everything girl boss say. also bad guy you from future, you evil white
Anonymous No.150936849 [Report] >>150938949
>>150936756
The Y chromosome is shrinking too.
Anonymous No.150936886 [Report]
>>150934549 (OP)
>"Hello, aunt Leslie Bianco."
Anonymous No.150937002 [Report]
>>150934549 (OP)
Anonymous No.150937081 [Report] >>150937096 >>150939310 >>150942063
>>150934623
To be honest, aside from being "stunning and brave," this reveal had practically nothing to do with Buzz Lightyear at all. It felt crammed in just for the sake of it since Alisha and Kiko were only on screen for a short time anyway (especially Kiko). It also felt weird that Pixar was so hellbent on having a lesbian couple in frickin' Lightyear movie, only for that movie to get its shit kicked in at the box office.

>Uzo Aduba: “I'm happy to see Disney/Pixar sort of push through and blaze new trails in this space and I think it really creates the opportunity for children of all ages to dream and see themselves on screen.”
>https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2022/06/16/lightyear-cast-addresses-same-sex-kiss-queer-characters/7625563001/

>Producer Galyn Susman said the gay couple in Lightyear was never meant to make headlines. “It’s important to show all of the wonderful people that are around us and represent everybody, including same-sex couples, in our film,” said Susman, who has been a part of Pixar since 1990. “Representation is huge for us, and we want to make connections with as many people as possible. Alisha and her wife have a relationship that lasts an entire lifetime. We don’t have enough movies that show relationships that last an entire life, and that’s aspirational.”
>https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022/06/chris-evans-buzz-lightyear-movie

Apparently not because moviegoers weren't as enthusiastic about this movie as Uzo and Galyn were in these obvious puff pieces. Lightyear not only got banned in 14 countries, but it also bombed in theaters, got mogged by Minions three weeks later, indirectly led to Pixar laying off Angus MacLane, Galyn Susman, and several other employees, AND reportedly lost $106 million.

>>150936484
It lost an estimated $106 million and 75 Pixar employees including MacLane and Susman.
Anonymous No.150937096 [Report]
>>150937081
*in a frickin' Buzz Lightyear movie
Anonymous No.150937123 [Report]
Lightyear is so fucking boring. Why did they make a boring movie
Anonymous No.150937127 [Report]
>>150934549 (OP)
>Somehow, this one second scene was enough to cause a meltdown
Anonymous No.150937322 [Report]
>>150936483
Despite not being a die-hard Pixar/Toy Story fan and only seeing a couple episodes of BLoSC, I thought the show was fine for what it was. What happened with Lightyear, however, were clear cut examples of the following:
>Letting the inmates running the asylum
>2010's social rhetoric spilling over into escapism entertainment in damning ways
>Studios being so isolated in their own bubbles to a point where there's an obvious disconnect between them and the general public.
Anonymous No.150937386 [Report]
>>150934561
com
Anonymous No.150937429 [Report] >>150938564
>>150934549 (OP)
>Respected and honorable officer
>Still true to his oath and duty after so many years
>ready to do anything to fulfill his duty and return everything to how it's supposed to be
>Ready to continue to fulfill his duty even when his former comrades accused him of treason and he was left alone
>does not lose hope and confidence that his actions are fair.
>Old but still fighting and not even thinking about rest

Damn, anons, this main character is so cool, I can't understand why you don't like him.
Oh wait...
He's the villain.

Yeh, this cartoon is crap.
Anonymous No.150937511 [Report] >>150937552
>Hey, Lightyear. In the new movie, I'm you, you screw everything up and Mira is replaced by a black lesbo. Doesn't that just break your buck?
Anonymous No.150937524 [Report]
>>150934744
>Humans can't colonize space either.
We are working on it.
Anonymous No.150937552 [Report]
>>150937511
His voice was perfect.
Anonymous No.150937673 [Report]
>>150936483
>a decade ago
It was 25 years ago. That's as many as 2.5 decades.
Anonymous No.150937691 [Report] >>150939535
>>150936771
I genuinely liked the idea of making "the movie that Andy saw as a kid" but the moment I realized it was styled after a modern sci-fi flick down to visuals and story that were clearly inspired by shit like INTERSTELLAR I lost all interest.
Anonymous No.150937692 [Report] >>150937735 >>150939205
Such an important moment in cinema. I can see why this was Andy’s most favoritest movie ever.
Anonymous No.150937735 [Report] >>150939205
>>150937692
right after, Andy started identifying as a woman
Anonymous No.150938523 [Report]
oof
Anonymous No.150938549 [Report]
>>150934549 (OP)
I thought this was Miles hugging his mom for a second.
Anonymous No.150938564 [Report]
>>150937429
I never actually finished the movie. I seen it multiple times. My sister has a baby, so usually when I visited around the time the movie was on Dinsey+ they would have it playing in the living room. I would sit down and watch some, but usually I'm talking to a family member and we move to the kitchen or backyard. Or they'll just straight up take the movie off if the baby was sleeping by that time.
Anonymous No.150938903 [Report]
>>150936370
Gay shit shouldn't be in kids movies. Simple as.
Anonymous No.150938949 [Report] >>150941433
>>150936849
And complex life on earth is doomed to permanent extinction within the next billion years due to the sun's increasing luminosity, what's your point
Anonymous No.150939102 [Report]
>losing hundreds of millions of dollars to own the chuds
Anonymous No.150939170 [Report]
>>150935158
No, if you put giant naked titties in this movie it would only serve as a desperate distraction and a mere reprieve from the rest of the dogshit it has to offer
Anonymous No.150939205 [Report] >>150939334 >>150939362
>>150937692
>>150937735
>Meanwhile, Sid yelled racial and homophobic slurs until they threw him out.
Anonymous No.150939236 [Report]
>>150934549 (OP)
They want to see girl kiss girls for political reasons.
I want to see girls kiss girls for sexual reasons.
We are not the same.
Anonymous No.150939310 [Report] >>150939651
>>150937081
>Lightyear not only got banned in 14 countries
Also they put a warning in Latin America
Anonymous No.150939334 [Report] >>150939362
>>150939205
That's why he wanted to blow up that Lightyear toy. It was Hate Crimery
Anonymous No.150939362 [Report] >>150939445 >>150939503
>>150939205
>>150939334
it really shouldnt have been a surprise when he tried to shoot up the school
Anonymous No.150939420 [Report]
>>150934549 (OP)
I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t think this type of stuff was common in a mid 90’s Hollywood movie.
Anonymous No.150939431 [Report]
>>150934644
Intrafetal fertilization or adoption.
Don't be completely retarded.
Anonymous No.150939445 [Report] >>150939503
>>150939362
SID NO!!!!
Anonymous No.150939503 [Report] >>150939512
>>150939362
>>150939445
We never get a follow up on this, but I think the idea is that Sid was supposed to be reformed by being scared straight by Woody and Sid's toys. But, given that Pixar wants to make more Toy Story movies, makes me think he might get revisited. Which sounds shitty.
Really, Toy Story is one of those kind of worlds that shouldn't be fleshed out. The more they give away, the more weird things could get. Forky was just the tip of the iceberg.
Anonymous No.150939512 [Report]
>>150939503
>Sid, the Toxic Incel villain of Toy Story 6
It's coming.
Anonymous No.150939535 [Report]
>>150937691
Yes, people whining about the lesbians are just single issue focused. The issue that turned people away is that did not look like a fun, action packed 90s movie, it looked like a dramatic 2010s movie. People who watched it went home, shrugged, and said "it was okay, I guess.
Anonymous No.150939541 [Report] >>150939561 >>150939874
>>150936370
You can fucking eat me.
I sat through fucking years, nay, decades of /co/mblr tier posters said without even an ounce of irony
>The REAL problem with gay representation in media is that it isn't nearly gay enough!
>Two women kissing? Why isn't it two men!?
>Why are they both white?
>Wow, you can suspend your belief for the wacky fantasy spaceship, but the idea that two women can have a child is too much for you? Fucking chud.
These people are living satires, and you're doing the same shit they are doing. Refusing to even recognize for even a second "Say, maybe having sodomy in children's film might not be a good idea?"
Anonymous No.150939557 [Report]
>>150936300
Except this lesbians are hot and sexualized, while Buzz lesbians are typical 6/10 ladies nobody cares about.
Anonymous No.150939561 [Report] >>150939631
>>150939541
>/co/ is a hive mind of the exact same people for decades

Also, lesbians can't have anal sex without tools, and I don't think they're particularly more likely to do it than hetero couples.
Anonymous No.150939631 [Report] >>150939680
>>150939561
>>/co/ is a hive mind of the exact same people for decades
>>but the fact that fags on here will criticize it for the wrong things such as a literal two second kiss showcases the eternal stupidity of /co/
You have the acuity of a fucking sea sponge.
Anonymous No.150939651 [Report]
>>150939310
>>150934584
>ideología degénero
It's like poetry
Anonymous No.150939680 [Report] >>150939696
>>150939631
I'm not the other Anon, Anon. Again, not a fucking hive mind.
Anonymous No.150939696 [Report] >>150939766
>>150939680
>I'm not the other Anon, Anon
Okay. So then you (You)'d the wrong post.
Great job, sea sponge, you're as brilliant as ever.
Anonymous No.150939766 [Report] >>150939806
>>150939696
>I-I didn't talk to the wrong person, y-you did!
Holy shit dude
Anonymous No.150939778 [Report]
>>150934744
We're closer to that than to cloning tech, which is what they obviously used since the kid looks identical.
Anonymous No.150939781 [Report]
>>150934644
Do they have sperm-to-egg conversion technology in the future or what?
Anonymous No.150939801 [Report]
>>150936310
Don't you know that studies are racist and sexist!?
Anonymous No.150939806 [Report] >>150939819
>>150939766
Okay, you're a little slow so let me spell it out for you:
The guy who was talking about /co/ like it was an eternal collective hive mind? That was >>150936370.
The guy who was calling out his bullshit?
That was me.
The guy who is too stupid to realize he is out of his element? That is you.
Anonymous No.150939819 [Report] >>150939842
>>150939806
>decades of /co/mblr tier posters
>These people
Hi pot
Anonymous No.150939842 [Report]
>>150939819
Yes. You just figured out that I was pointing out his idiocy through contradiction. Good job. Now go (You) the proper guy and call him the kettle.
Anonymous No.150939874 [Report] >>150939903
>>150939541
Your autistic chimpout over something does not lead to a coherent point.
Anonymous No.150939903 [Report]
>>150939874
>does not lead to a coherent point.
The point is simple.
I am allowed to be upset about [thing] now, and I was allowed to be upset about [thing] then. That doesn't change just because it's [CURRENT YEAR].
Anonymous No.150940641 [Report]
>>150935537
>, and it was also very clear from the trailers and ads that there was little to no PEW PEW PEW in this movie. It wasn't going to perform well even if they were hetero or never a couple at all.
why don't studios stop making shit that's lame and gay?
Seems like such a simple thing to do
Anonymous No.150940746 [Report]
>>150934549 (OP)
Girl on girl is so hot! Oh fuck! I’m gonna…..GONNA……AAAAARGH!!!!! (Splurt)
Anonymous No.150941433 [Report]
>>150938949
You are not even the same guy, I dunno why are you bringing up that to the answer of "Women are lizards" joke post.
Anonymous No.150941964 [Report]
>>150936350
That depends. Did you like Finding Dory? Because that's the level of writing and directing Andrew Stanton can muster these days.
Anonymous No.150942018 [Report] >>150942064
>>150934549 (OP)
Did you know lesbian couples have the highest divorce rate according to research?
Anonymous No.150942063 [Report]
>>150937081
>Producer Galyn Susman said the gay couple in Lightyear was never meant to make headlines
Could have fooled me. I guess to be fair that may not be her fault.
Anonymous No.150942064 [Report]
>>150942018
Poor kid, not only he doesn't have a father, he's also going to have to deal with 2 single mothers