Thread 150948772

Caliborn edition

Previous lordling: >>150938525

Homestuck boys in masks (sexual)

anon who comisioned the cody art from moonrunes please post it on /aco/

>>150948804
Eyes Wide Shut but on Alternia would sell megabucks
The troll title would be considered lewd enough to be porn by itself

Me when I want Homestuck to die and be forgotten (i keep posting in and bumping homestuck threads)

>>150948877
an in-character doodle i did for caliborn when I was campaigning him for mr /co

>>150948897
>"in-character"
>look inside
>barely replicates his style apart from the intentionally low quality

>>150948820
There's nothing beneath the bottom signs really, that has to wait for later anon.

>>150949143
i will be patient in that case

I read up to the bathtub point to properly judge the shit pilot.
I'm very intrigued.

>outline reaches 4500 words and I still haven't written a single scene
Act 1 status boring as shit

>>150949203
If only the game part lasted longer

>>150949219
I was really expecting it to be an MMO, only for it to be some casually Jumanji form of The Sims.

So hey what's the best way to read Homestuck on the phone?

>>150949233
homestuck.com

homestuck... ^2!

>>150949237
Doesn't have everything.

>>150948772 (OP)
Claim your songs https://youtube.com/watch?v=lHlXCIKsnH0

>>150949392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIw4NDK7j4w

>>150949207
writing an fanventure?!

>>150949392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T86uquWB9Mw

Your honest and unfiltered thoughts on Korpum?

>>150949392
official track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHmXe2eY6Kg
fansong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTVzX-Jv3Rw

>>150949723
I like both characters but their plotlines literally havent met yet. Im more of a Mallith scholar.

>>150949768
Unite Synchronization and Time On My Side were Dave's two best themes but Hussie had no idea how to use them on Dave when he already planned the poor fucker to die a pathetic death then come back as a Karkat faggot so he just gave them to Dirk and that still makes me so sad to this day.

>>150949723
If I had money I would pay Moonrunes to draw Korpus being put into a mating press by Mallum.

>>150949723
I don't feel any time of way about it. they haven't really interacted. I think korpus needs to learn to behave before he deserves any flush
I do like ellith x mallum at the moment though

>>150949723
>>150949800
>>150949855
>>150949858
It's 4 AM EST and your dumbass isnt expecting me to believe that you're not all the same faggot talking about a ship from a fanventure in this completely dead thread? Shame? Do we not have shame?

>>150949881
>people cannot possibly like stuff I don't like
meds

>>150949881
I dont know what to tell you my guy, I work the night shift.

>>150948772 (OP)
He won, in the end.

Late night Aranea posting, who up?

Take a guess.

>>150950101
I want her.

>>150949858
Yeah they're pretty good. So far in the comic Ellith's my favourite, glad she's got Mallum and Korpus around to keep her company.

Sleepy thread...

>>150950414
Tossing and turning tonight, needed this.

>>150950444
Hope you manage to get some rest, anon.

>>150950452
NTA, but I just woke up from another quasi-nightmare. I’m holding my breath (lol) for the day Vriska can do it to me.

This 16 year old fandom still serves their animatics the old-fashioned way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEGtGLzCW0

>>150950634
Lovely stuff, I really enjoyed those designs, very pleasant.

Can someone explain the lore of Pink Scratch to me?

>>150950747
Doc Scratch drank too much Gay Fuel and his greens turned pink. There you go.

Wait was Doc Scratch a reference to Scratchman from a 70's Doctor Who movie that never got made?
Did Hussie fucking make one of the most important characters in the comic a reference to his hyper niche nerdshit movie knowledge?

>>150950792
no youre just crazy anon

>>150950792
Haha. Looks like it.

Searching “Homestuck” in the /co/ search bar returns no results even when this thread is on the catalogue. The mods are quietly filtering /hsg/, which means they know about us and have not decided to let us be, they’re just tanking us more quietly because being overtly abusive isn’t working any more.

>>150950831
???

>>150950841
Mm.

>>150950824
>>150950826
HE EVEN WEARS A SUIT AND HAS A WHITE ORB FOR A HEAD AND IS MEANT TO BE THE DEVIL.
WHAT THE FUCK HUSSIE.

>>150950831
Crazy talk, it's just early, we'll pick up pace soon.

Somehow, Doc Scratch has tricked anons one final time because they never knew to ask a specific question. Incredible.

>>150950876
Vriska…

This is gnostic propaganda.

>>150950634
All these years later and HS animatics are still introducing me to bands and artists I didn't know about but instantly like.

>>150950903
That's right, good job!

>>150950929
i think that i love you more than the, ceruleans love hypnosis porn! and we can DANCE DANCE D-D-D-DANCE DANCE

>>150950952
Get away from me nigga.

>>150950996
please dont call me a nigga its really racist and i dont like it

i have to go to work at my j*b unfortunately but here is some davejade!!!!! start your day right!!

>>150950831
I have no idea what you're talking about lmao, they definitely aren't doing that

>>150951028
Hell yeah.

>>150951016
It’s a good word

>>150951119
i hope you have a great day anon!!! <3 and everyone else too :D

>>150951127
Feeling's mutual, Jadeanon, have a good one.

>>150950747
Wasn't he in CANWC

>>150950747
are you thinking of Doc Snatch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2xIQj34Qzw
Can we post favorite animatics please? I miss watching these all night man.

>>150951288
last post before i leave for work, ive posted this like 60 times and i dont care this is peak sadstuck kino with 2 of the best het ships

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIuWUpnyUmA

>>150951288
https://youtu.be/OE0_eNIJuE8?list=RDOE0_eNIJuE8

>>150951413
I don't care what some cunts on Discord are saying.

>>150951413
Moonrunes could never hate 4chan. I want Moonrunes and Hussie to fight in a boxing ring

My friends are getting into Homestuck and they're calling Doc Scratch a groomer.
How do I explain to them that they're absolutely correct but not in the way they mean?

>>150951413
vibri is such an oldfag wannabe

>>150951413
>I don't think Hussie ever hated the fans--the comic became more queer with them

>>150951413
>never had 4chan humor
what ridiculous retcony cope
imagine saying this about the guy who made team special olympics
even if it wasnt 4chan 4chan-specific humor it was certainly 4chan-adjecent humor
>>150951454
if she actually was then shed know how stupid her statement is

>>150951438
You don't, you let them figure it out.

>>150951413
>Hussie hated somethingawful despite being a frequent user
>Hussie was secretly a progressive this whole time
I believe it.

>>150951413
A big chunk of his team came directly from 4chan. Also structure of the webcomic, memes and fandom material.

Wokesters don’t actually remember life as it was lived, they remember their invented versions of the past they consume from crappy fiction.

>>150951413
There's no fucking way they actually believe this.

>>150951656
Most likely washing the history of Hussie to sanitize his reputation for new fans.

>>150951413
ah yes, because hussie was never involved with a CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL

First time I’m actually early to a /hsg/ thread! Anyways hope you have a good day and that Vibri leaves the discord forever.

>>150951413
man the fact i dont give a single fuck about it. i dont like 4chan either but i find fun here because it is just open threads to anyone to reply. sometimes i have cool interacts and it is what makes me stick by. not that deep. i don't caaaaaaare for the homosuck server its a bunch of annoying parasocial kids with ndp anyway. i gladly found some artists there that are nice (1) at least.

>>150951559
Can't forget that characters like Mituna (and probably Caliborn, too) were based directly off of 4chan.

>>150951816
Roxy/John or Rose/John?

>>150951438
just say the truth. he likes little girls~ but not in a sexual way lmao.

>Kankri is an insufferable fag that most people can't stand
>Mituna is a cute autist that has a rad and loving girlfriend

>>150951907
If he wasn't dickless, it absolutely would be in a sexual way.

>>150949143
WHERE IS IT

>>150951816
Same to you, anon! A Grimdorks fan here is always good to see!

>>150951886
that obviously rose come on dude

>>150951936
His dicklessness creates an elevated, erudite grooming. Other kinds would be beneath him

>>150952023
He grooms for the love of the game.

>>150950952
LET’S COME TOGETHER AND LIVE IN THIS WORLD LIKE A
PENIS ON AN ALTERNIAN GIRL

>>150951885
i thought caliborn was meant to be a generic "guy who hates something but always gets the new release"

>>150952129
Not sure why was Dave so worried in the base webcomic when Wayward Vagabond could manage on his own without him.

Bit of a thought experiment for you guys

You're allowed to rewrite the ending of the homestuck comc (ignoring epilouges and sequels) but you jave to change as little as possible. You can't shift the ending of game over, and you have to make it as close to the original as you can
What do you do?

>>150952286
Am I allowed to make LE not a total nothingburger?

>>150952286
I remove the planning session. Nothing about how the fight goes is talked about. Every other character interaction stays the same, but all of the planning happens off-screen. Literally that's it. That's all that it needs. Just the removal of how the fight is supposed to go in order to make the actual event more exciting and impactful.

>>150950747
I thought it would be obvious that it’s based on the idea of Calliope becoming Lord English instead of Caliborn
With the idea that her version of doc scratch would be more aggressive, unlike how he is in canon with being more calm and collected

I liked the Broadway Homestuck stuff.

>>150952286
How far back am I alowed to change things? I'm guessing anything past [S] Game Over is fair game, right?

I wanna see john bang young condy without realizing that she’s his great grandma

>>150952367
Realistically, what would be the difference if Doc Scratch and Lord English were Calliope instead of Caliborn?

Create my Green Sun.

>>150952286
ok

>become my champion of utmost importance and respectability.
>okay doc scratch
>green sun.
>no doc scratch

>>150951244
More like Doc Mini

Guessing the Dave and Dirk plushies campaign will start on Dec 3, right exactly on their birthdays.

>>150952670
i thought they were fake

>>150952686
What's she blastin'?

>>150952811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhvFuMv4PAc

How acceptable do you think cannibalism is in troll society?

>>150952849
Considering how competitive and violent trolls are, the strongest response to cannibalism would probably be "weird flex but okay"

>>150952849
>grub sauce
yes

its there in any point of the canon timelines of homestuck that karkat had a kismesis interaction with himself? like in the logs or in person? I keep seeing some screenshots or pretty much a bunch of fanfics where he has hatesex or dirty talks (teasing and bullying) with himself. where did this come from? is based on events in the comic? i must have black out at this point i only remembered he saying in the trollian logs that he is useless and could not be fit to be a leader and such.

>>150952419
Anything after [S] Game over is good and you can change some of John's Retconing. Again the ending needs to be mostly the same just with some changes

>>150952307
Yeah but you can't make him win

To give my example, I make three noticable changes
DaveJade and Karezi are the canon ships

And Karkats fight contributions. Instead of being stuck with Clover, the two get tossed around the various battlefeild and karkat contributes to each fight. He uses his Kahoots with Slick (kinda via Blood powers) to turn him to their side, gets the felt via Slick under his loose control, and have him contribute to either/both the HIC and LE battles.
Afterr that, everything's the same, with Bec Noir dying the only major change

>>150952967
Yes, at one point in his conversations Karkat points out that the only person he's reliably had hateful and reciprocated interactions with is himself and wonders out loud in a place others can read if he's in love with himself
Naturally everyone who read that memo found it fucking hilarious

>>150951426
My money is on the beneViolent guy watching from the sideline selling tomatos to throw as far as that match is concerned.

>>150953041
oh god now I need to find it. Thank you for the anwser this is insane I love that freak.

>>150952895
Grub sauce isn't troll grubs though, at least everything I've looked at says it's not.

post caliborn doodles and drawings.

>>150953136
But is still troll blood.

>>150952849
Probably taboo but not for the reasons you might think. Vriska tries to explain to John that her lusus fed on other trolls (so did Feferi's) and that she was assigned to hunt them to feed hers. It would likely be a crime to do anything other than feed them to a lusus.

>>150951413
>nu-homestucks will really believe this
Top kek

>>150951551
hussie is the worst kind of man who was a blatant weirdo about black people because he grew up in milk-and-crackersville, and then the second he was forced to wider world exposure he had a panic attack and had to pretend he wasn't some retard from suburbia, instead of just carrying on as it was (four white kids) and never commenting either way

the whole trickster mode thing reeked of so much desperation that it was nauseating

>>150953347

Not gonna lie I was disappointed that the Unofficial version still kept the "PEACHY" instead of "CAUCASIAN" from the trickster arc. I still remember the utter shitstorm that ensued from that page. Hussie caving to the pressure from that was kind of the beginning of the end for his integrity as an artist.

>>150953388
Anon, you literally just have to have the controversial stuff enabled (Which it is by default) and its Caucasian there aswell.

>>150953388
It's right there.

>>150953388
Doing CAUCASIAN in the first place was a mistake. He was so desperate to try to be his old self, to pretend he was still hip and cool and an internet irony master, and then immediately panicked and changed it, making the entire event feel like a sleazebag burnout running into walls because he has no idea whether he wants to chase money or a failed identity. Just humiliating stuff.

>>150953287
technically Feferi's lusus ate other lusii

>>150949494
No, but also yes.
Right now it's a story that references events in the comic.

>>150953425
You haven't even read Team Special Olympics.

>>150953425
It was based and people upset by it ate his soul.

Do the writers for beyond canon just hate John? Every time I see something from it, it looks like possibly one of the worst humiliation rituals I could imagine for a character. I already disliked how he was written in the Candy epilogue and seeing what happens with him in beyond canon makes it hard for me to even wanna touch it. I’m genuinely interested in everything going on with Dirk’s planet and what ever he has planned for that but I don’t know if I can stomach watching John get used as a punching bag by the writers for who ever knows how many pages.

>>150953438
Anything it could get its tentacles on really

>>150953595
>Do the writers for beyond canon just hate John?

Yes? He's an American white boy, so he's automatically guilty and damned, and must be punished unto death, whether literal or by becoming castrated and drugged.

>>150953259
Proofs?

>>150953595
To be fair-ish I guess, the only John that's still alive is the one from the bullshit timeline where literally everyone is wildly out of character and needed Vriska to come in and sweep it under the rug. The better John had sex with Terezi and then died.

>>150953655
Eridan did comment that he would slit Sollux's mustard blood for his food.

>>150949207
Dont be afraid to cut most of act 1. That act was slow in the original and is where most fanventures stall before getting anywhere interesting. I’d keep it to only a few gags per character. Playing to whatever strengths you have as a writer (good pesterchums, funny scenes or wwhatever)

>>150949881
Multi faggot drifting. The trolly dilemma but with bulges

>>150950634
>animated from 4 years ago has 1/4th the views of the pilot
Holy shit its overstuck

>>150953925
people pretend otherwise but these threads are just a deathwatch, the pilot isn't getting picked up when there's an ocean of more popular shows in the queue

meowmeow

>>150953877
I have been toying with the idea of starting in the game and dishing out the boring parts if they become relevant. People don't generally need to know the character backstories right off the bat anyway, and a blanket "the future sucks, actually" covers the rest.
And doing it this way makes an inevitable reveal into gag which is a bonus.

>>150952883
>>150953287
Seems most likely it would be considered degenerate or something gross people who aren't allowed in polite troll society would do. It's one thing to have to be social in a cut-throat society like that where everyone is a rival but no one wants to hang with the troll that clocks you as munchies.

>>150953757
Humans say shit like that to each other all the time it's almost never literal.

>>150954081
People taking the trolls 13 year old trash talk as deep and literal really infected the fandom with bad shit

Rosebros… she’s here
SAHcon on the 25th

>>150954221
Which is nuts considering how many conversations in the comic are drowning in hyperbole

>>150952430
So john banging meenah?

>>150952430
>but she does know

>>150952849
A hyper utilitarian, eugenicist society that sees its children as a biological resource to be harvested (genetic material in buckets, then off to serve in wars) would not balk at processing infants they are already going to murder into more useful forms. Obviously this page isn't in the comic proper but I feel like it's a detail that would not go in if it was totally out of line with Hussie's vision.

As for eating fully formed trolls Hannibal Lecter style, I feel it would probably vary based on how its done and who its done by. An olive blood murdering highbloods and tearing them apart like an animal sets a bad precedent, but a seadweller murdering the occasional lowblood and sauteing them up would probably just be seen as an odd hobby.

I feel like a lot of fanworks take the weirdness out of trolls, especially by setting them on non-Alternian planets. Vast Error does this, among others. Why?! They just end up as grey-skinned humans.

>>150951413
This place built more for HS than they will ever realize

>>150954801
I mean, this is the same alien race that celebrates Christmas by decorating monster poop. Why the fuck would anyone see trolls as humans but grey?

>>150954806
>This place built more for HS than they will ever realize

Well, yeah. Hussie has built a failed career around stealing other people's content and claiming it as his own. That worthless man wouldn't have had anything if he didn't have the endless support of musicians and other artists and fans later. ESPECIALLY the musicians. But hey, his golden cow and special milk, right? Nobody else's.

>>150954841
People tend to gloss over a lot of the things that make trolls gross or strange. Except for randomly snowballing headcanon memes, like the tentacle dicks, for some reason, or grubscars.

>>150954854
>Calliope plays Kindred
Hm, kinda works, yeah.

>>150954880
>like the tentacle dicks
always did hate how uncreative that was

>>150955014
tentacle dicks are the lamest possible alien dicks desu

>>150954801
Alright now we're talking, the wiki is very unclear on the nature of grubs as a resource/foodstuff. Doesn't help that they seem to use other alternian species' grubs for the same thing maybe?

>>150955048
You could literally have infinite variety of cocks and cunts, match them to their lusus or what have you, but no let's just give them all low-detail dicks that amount to condiment bottles.

>>150952286
i make kanaya and karkat get married the end

>>150955140
Based

>>150951438
show them hussie's formspring where he says doc scratch isn't a pedo

>>150955140
Oddly could work, they are the only ones that really give a shit about their race existing anyways. Would they act like those sitcom couples from the late 80s ?

>>150955191
they would act like brother-sister forbidden love couple

>>150955140
>>150955191
>>150955225
hate your kind
they had an amazing broship going on and then it just faded into nothing

>>150955225
I was with you in the first half, ngl

>>150955243
im just suggesting, i personally not a fan of kankat, i like their dynamic as it is, it would be even better if their brother-sister like relationship were more pronounced

>>150955262
oh fuck you im just answering the questions!

>>150955191
More like an old couple who's been around each other so long there are no surprises or doubts but full of comfortable understanding.

>>150955303
>no surprises or doubts but full of comfortable understanding.
YOU HEAR THAT ROSE YOU BITCH

>>150955380
How did you stab me with that post? I felt that right in my kidney stones.

>>150955380
Kanaya is... a cuckquean?

>>150955107
Karkat uses the phrase 'have your grub and cull it too' in Act 6 (pg 4692), riffing off of 'have your cake and eat it too'. While cull has been used for animals, it's been in Feferi's case (cuttlefishCuller) and she's a weirdo who thinks 'cull' should mean 'care'.

>KANAYA, I'M NOT UTTERLY SURE THIS WILL BE A GOOD IDEA, WHAT IF EVERYONE ELSE FINDS OUT? WHAT IF MY MUTANT BLOOD HAS A FREAK EFFECT WITH THE REPRODUCTION OF OUR RACE.

>Karkat Please Quiet Down With Your Yelling, Now Please Get On The Edge Of The Fridge So I Can Start Giving You, A What The Other Humans Call A "Blowjob".

>>150955303
this is why i want them to get married, the incest undertones are just a bonus for me

>>150955490
Gamzee's about to have quite the asmr experience.

>>150955397
Starving for the Karkat, Sollux and Kanaya trio dynamics again...

>>150951551
The Homestuck discord users would freak the fuck out if they saw this. Seriously, people have been cancelled for less

>>150955445
Troll "grubs" are actually wigglers, they are born from the mother grub, which isn't a troll it's a lusus beast. Grubs are likely not trolls at all even if they do occasionally get called that for looking like one.

The newgens fear Maryam/Vanats relationships

>>150955562
they already know and pretend it doesn't exist because it'd get in the way of consuming Homestuck

>>150955612
>Kanaya's face
MUH

>>150955490
Trolls reproduce heterosexually and I'm tired of people insisting they can't. The only reason "buckets" are a thing on Alternia is because HIC wanted to make perfect soldiers so she invented "mother grubs" through weird alien biology shit, either that or Doc Scratch created them. Trolls do not have "tentabulges," they have penises and vaginas. Female trolls have breasts because they also have ovaries. Trolls are just humans with gray skin and candy corn horns.

it still fascinates me everybody still obvious and ingenue about all the pedo jokes hussie keeps doing with some characters. Hell even his own self insert makes one when talking in a log with Dirk on the HSBC. I dont mind it at all i think its funny but how other people who can take offense on simple jokes like this still enjoys the series. Maybe they just filter it with their subconscious, because of their fav troll couple is canon or whatever. Pure cognitive dissonance. I'm also on a tight grip in this franchise so Who I'am to bother. just like to point it out.

>>150955660
The mother grub exists on Beforus. Just because tentabulges are stupid doesn't mean they are literally humans. They're weird aliens in human shape.

>>150951413
Nah, Hussie does hate 4chan for one specific reason that's unrelated to anything they're thinking: He's from somethingawful and the days of that ancient rivalry.

Nowadays he just hates any fandom space that criticizes him.

>>150955775
Kanaya, Kanayita e Kanayazinha.....

>>150955728
Okay, I see you and your evidence, but unfortunately I have to disagree on the principle that I don't like Act 6. I will concede in that you are correct, but I will continue believing what I want to believe.

>>150955694
You autistically mistake how quote unquote 'SJW' circles work, because you are probably 30+ years old. Not only do you think it's still 2016 tumblr, where calling something 'lame' would get some people on your case, you also don't realize that people are more accepting of off-color jokes based on the joke itself, the person telling the joke, how well it's told, their mood at the time, and whether mercury is in retrograde. HSBC has two 'fag' jokes, the THANKS FAG burning letters in the sky after [S] 8r8k, and Dave's captcha card being '4A99YUNC'.
People give that a pass because 1) they find it amusing 2) lots of gays on the HSBC team 3) they like said team better than some random on 4chan saying 'troon' or 'faggot'.
Is it hypocritical? Maybe. But all humans are hypocritical, very few people have 100% consistent stances and actions all the time.

>>150955821
Fair enough, that's your prerogative.

>Hussie is still trying to cultivate a cult of personality around himself
Lmao fucking pathetic

>>150955775
>john i think you're taking your obssession with gray women a bit far...

>>150955849
>alternia beach
>out in broad daylight
Shouldn't they be on fire?

>>150955562
Somebody should post it while replying to vibri, assuming we have any sleeper agents in that server

>>150955588
Grubs are one of those things fans didn't understand and ran away with in their fanon.

>>150955829
Wow so much text....

That is okay it explained pretty well in words what i felt in my guts and brain...

But yeah so far i find the attitude in the official server overwhelming... I like better here. Its real at least.

do you think kanaya thinks badly of terezi since she ditched karkat for dave?

>>150956036
...why would she?

>>150951551
Good ole Hussie the progressive.

>>150956036
I don't believe so, she was only thinking about rose to care about others relationships

>>150956083
Hussie Vs Hasan Worst fit ever battle

>>150955829
So in other words they gradually realized the errors of their ways trying to enjoy suffocating social purity culture… After doing tons of damage to the careers and lives of others for mildly offensive humor.

That’s all part of the plan of selfish standards they didnt fully cognitivize as teens and college students. If they actually changed they would apologize and seek to rectify the damage done.

>autism
I always understood normie sadism even though I didn’t explain everything out loud, thanks

>>150956083
>>150956122
That one gets only funnier when you have this vibri mention that he buys that stuff cheaper second hand.

>>150956127
Well the world doesn't work on your, again, on the spectrum ironclad moral code. So none of that is happening. Too bad!

>>150956148
That just sounds like he's saying that shit so that people don't call him out.

>no see, I buy it used, really! I'm not a rich white racist from Boston who lucked his way into the most insufferable twitter fanbase, I'm on your side
>don't ask what happened to all those game studios and their employees please

>>150956171
You sound startled that you were caught out, sorry. But your woke mentality is built for saving face despite this.

I have the word of God on my side so I don’t need to immerse myself in college campuses and lgbtq friendly discords getting used to every nasty pornographic meme to know what’s going on. Again; i haven’t been surprised since i was a literal child, unlike you just in this thread

>>150956208
I'm mostly annoyed whatever group home you're in hasn't taken away your internet privileges.

>>150956194
>Hussie buys second hand: He´s scraping for money while still doubling down on his hipster look.
>Hussie buys directly: He´s wasting money to look like that.

Its obviously to sound better, but at the same time it also sounds just as funny.

>>150956223
Oooow, this one hurts for you: you lost so fucking bad you had to resort to calling for social exile, NO DIFFERENT than 2012 woke, despite your claims.

Dropping a reminder that my best friend worked on Homestuck and when you enjoy Homestuck you’re enjoying things of my extra special identity. A few more years on your non-autistic path and you’ll figure out a few things about how cool I am that were normal to me at four.

>>150956276
Are you this guy or you are just obssessed with him?

>>150956291
o8sessed with who

>>150956255
I know the exact kind of fuck that Hussie is. He's the guy that'll run a vegan restaurant and think of himself as a forward-thinking community leader when he owes 180k in unpaid wages to his employees. Or the lesbian lady running an "ethical" journalist website that verbally abuses everyone under her and is a raging pedophile.

It's always the case.

>>150956271
I'm in an email chain with your friend and we all laugh at your posts behind your back

>>150956296
With this schizo's twitter account.

Gonna watch Adventure time, cya yall BITCHES later

>>150956307
>>150956271
>>150956223
woah guys k66p th6 8lackrom in th6 86droom

>>150956325
Come back anytime, anon.

>>150956324
lol no I just thought it was funny

>>150956276
>Homestuck twitter is STILL seething over the original post because they can't prove it wrong

>>150956349
Oh ok

is a
>e=6
>b=8
typing quirk too much like leet sp6ak

>>150956353
Reminds me of how they would reply to this picture with huge paragraphs of text. Just no self awareness.

>>150955775
> He's from somethingawful and the days of that ancient rivalry.

lol there was never a 'rivalry', a bunch of kids who loved weird awful hentai broke off to make their own SA with blackjack and hookers, and it succeeded, these days SA and 4chan are populated by the same old people playing pretend

>>150956307
I doubt she could even handle the sheer majesty of the characters in my epic series I’ve been brewing for all this time.

This should have happened.

>>150956353
>they can't prove it wrong
so davekat IS the ultimate zionist ship?

>>150956370
It's passable, but the lack of caps or periods looks really gay. If you're going to have something as disruptive as e=6 you should at least use capitalization or periods.

>>150956398
Always has been.

>>150956398
Its the castration equivalent of ships because it utterly neuters both characters

>>150956376
crin6e. no one is Homestuck deserves a happy endin6. they literally KILLED all of humanity, technically twice.

>>150956395
this, 8ut then he pulls a Dirk

>>150956410
I see. I suppose I'll do g=6, since it's easier and I don't wanna spend all fuckin6 day typin6 all those 6s just to post

>>150956370
l6ts t6st this quirk to see if its 8oring or shit or mak6s m6 want to 8ail out of lif6
the 6 comes up a hell of a lot lots of words have e so it really overshadows b
>>150956395
its still crazy to me that the kids were never together in one room at the same time until after the meteor

probally a not popular opinion something l say anyway: I don't like the fan idea of grub scars. They look ugly, uncomfortable and more like a growth deficiency than something sexy or erogenous to touch.

The horns being sensitive is nice tho.

>>150956461
when does she impreg8 his 8ussy with her do6 penis

>>150956452
It's not crazy to me: Hussie is a hack after all.

>>150956475
you should add more quirks so i dont know what youre typing

>>150956467
grub scars are stupid because A: it completely reveals your blood and would make Karkat dead and B: they just look ugly as hell against gray skin, they're always drawn like weird car attachments slapped on

>>150956467
yeah the horns 8ein6 sensitive makes it so when you hit a low8lood's horns with a hammer you know they really feel it. Horns 8ein6 the most sensitive part of a troll's 8ody makes everythin6 waaaaaaaay

>>150956395
did dave and jade (actual dave and jade no sprites or possession) interact in any form at all in act 6

>>150956480
>what if I made a story... and then never did anything stories typically do to make readers excited or happy? I am a MODERN GENIUS. MY GOLD COW! MY MILK!!!

>>150956521
Yes, she told him he was a good kisser.

>>150956493
5|_|r3 7)--(;n6 8r0.

>>150956544
peace

>>150956529
i vaguely recall that interaction but not anything else

>>150956566
7)--(3r3 \_|_/;11 n3\/3r 83 p34(3 \_|_/;7)--( /|\/|\3 4r0|_|/\/|)

>>150956523
do you want him to burp you and give you your baba too

>>150956601
I pasted this into my web browser and somehow got a virus

>>150956578
That's because Hussie separated the cast that people liked for the entirety of Act 6.

It's done! a little davejade to brighten everyone's da, happy with how it turned out. Was gonna have a face and then a faceless version to see which I liked better but eh

>>150956721
Very cute!!!

>>150956721
Kino, great work, anon!

>>150956758
>>150956760
Thank youuu I am currently rendering the one without the smiles to see which one I like better

>>150956601
So stunning and brave shattering the spectrum like that. Faggot.

>>150956784
5)--(4773r;/\/6 \_|_/)--(47[question_mark]

>>150956615
>your story is unsatisfying and your takes on metatextual elements are boring
>well you're not entitled to a story being well written! baby!
lmao

>>150956036
No, Kanaya was the original israeli character. One of the many misogynistic "green mommy" characters along with Jade, Nepeta, Porrim, Dolorosa, Calliope. Meaning her entire purpose was to be a "girlboss" but in a mommy way instead of a sadistic way. To Hussie women can only be madonna mommies like the Dolorosa, whores like the Handmaid, or sadistic self-inserts like the Condesce

>>150956832
>miso6ynistic "6reen mommy"
wtf are you on a8out

>>150956377
>and it succeeded
For like four years. I came here in 2013 and that was 5 years after Chanology. I have no idea where everyone’s going now that this gig is bust and fetish artists can’t really even post here any more.

>>150956851
I mean there are green mommy characters throughout Homestuck who exist to coddle and condescend their abrasive and irrational red male counterparts. It's all over the comic - Karkat/Jade, Caliborn/Calliope, Kankri/Porrim, Signless/Dolorosa, Karkat/Kanaya. This is Homestuck's mommy archetype. It's not only green female characters that fall into this though - Feferi would be one. But the few female characters that don't fit the 'mommy or sadist' mold like Jane and Aranea are immediately put into the irredeemable whore box without much thinking. Hussie wants you to think female characters who aren't mommies or sadists who constantly think about how to coddle or torture the men in their lives MUST be evil.

>>150956939
what about roxy?

>>150956939
what a8out Roxy and Ms. Paint, Snowman, and Rose and idk that's all I could think of rn. anyways, what a8out them?

>>150956721
damn daniel

Which one do you guys prefer? the one with or without the smiles

>>150956974
With smiles

>>150956832
b8

>>150956974
the one with the smiles is cuter but this one is cooler

>>150956989
I'll end up posting both but I do like the one without more, the composition is just nicer. I'll keep the one with smiles below the readmore cut.

>>150956973
Thank you

>>150956979
It is really cute tho. Sigh.

>>150956957
>what about roxy?

I'm not that guy but I just wanted to say rooooooooooxxxxaaaaaaaaaaannnnneeeeeeee

>>150956939
Tired: Green mommy
Wired: Purple mommy

>>150956828
srry no davejade fankids for you

>>150956504
damn. that is kinda hot.

>>150957040
How about some GOOD writing, huh? Can you manage that at least? Maybe an actual fucking joke? Hiveswap getting finished?

A story that doesn't get rebooted fourteen times?

>>150956957
>>150956964
>>150956939
Rose is arguably Dave's mommy despite being a lesbo. Same with Roxy coddling Dirk and Jake, and she definitely fits since she's literally the comic's original Mom. Now that I think about it, the mommy/sadist dichotomy exists on the surface but actually mommies are sadists and sadists are mommies. My point is that this is Homestuck's perfect end goal for female characters. Sadistic mommies crusading against bitter, childless whores who care nothing for the future (of our race!1!1), whipping degenerate 'soft' fag males into their truest masculine potential and enabling abrasive men through coddling and negligence.

>>150956939
>green mommy characters throughout Homestuck who exist to coddle and condescend their abrasive and irrational red male counterparts
Wait does that include Nepeta?

>>150957039
>Wired: Purple mommy
Whomst? Gamzee?

>>150957088
no you will 6et three series dedicated to Jade suffering, and you will LIKE IT, chud

>>150957088
heres a joke: Jade Harley and her fans

Did you see that the HICU is renaming itself as Furthest Ring Studios? Nice to see they're dropping the charade of being a union or independent.

what is the scene in the epilogues that you guys:

1- You most hated.

2- You liked the most.

>>150957088
Stop being so entitled.

>>150957127
most hated probably the davekat dirk scene
most liked was all the dirk and alt calliope banter that was really fun

>>150957127
I'm reading them for the first time right now, so no clue on my most hated, but this shit is cracking me up, I love Dirk now.

I rushed this. Thin6 is, I didn't use a reference. All these times i've 8een usin6 references this entire time to draw her, and now I can do it without. I'm makin6 pro6ress. Now I need to 6et the horns down, then i'll 8e a8le to draw her in... different poses!!!!!!!! 8D

anyways, this is day ???? (i'll check the archives to see how many i've done, eventually) of Drawing Aranea every DAY UNTIL I DIE.

>>150957099
Yes Nepeta counts even though she has a more reciprocal relationship with Equius because inexplicably she's in love with Karkat and acts just like Jade, Calliope and all the other "coddling girlish mommy" characters.

>>150957200
her face is really cute :-)
you're making really nice progress!

>>150957199
It was because of him i wanted to keep reading the story, he is horrible and funny in all best ways.

>>150957200
excellent use of dubs as well! Good job anon <3

>>150957200
fuck he's actually making progress

>>150957228
>>150957238
>>150957249
thanks nonnies. I think the thin6 I was really lackin6 in was the eyes. I was drawin6 them as ovals, 8ut when I drew it as, like, a half-oval, it turned out reaaaaaaaalllllly 6ood.

>>150957200
Shit this isnt half 8ad. Gotta get back to learning drawing so he cant surpass me

>>150957308
you should try drawing her alive

>>150957328
I suppose I shall. If I remem8er, I will draw her alive

>>150957127
I can't stand the Obama scene at the end of Candy but I really like the scene when Meenah first shows up. They so cute

did some crappy concept sketches for hairstyles for some fankids
are these fine?

>>150957420
It is unreal how little this dialogue sounds like Karkat.

>>150957420
This entire relationship exists as the prime example how hooking Karkat up with Dave practically neuters him, the mans THRIVING with Meenah.

>>150957452
they're pretty good looks nice

>>150957127
the o8ama scene. I fuckin6 skipped the rest of candy for that. I don't even know wtf happens in it, so when dave8ot was in hs^2 I was so confused

>>150957127
>2- You liked the most.
Dirk. Any and all parts where Dirk appeared or took over the narration in the Epilogues. Fuck yes Dirk. I'm ALSO fucking fed up with this garbage world. Eearth C AINT SHIT! It's even WORSE than that.

Fuck em up bro.

>1- You most hated.
I didn't really hate any particular part of it, I just disliked having to go through it. I think mostly because the characters that I cared about didn't show up, so I was immune to lot of the outrage everybody else had. And the 2 characters that I did care about and did appear, their directions as characters didn't really bother me in any way. I was happy to read about them. It didn't feel like they were changed at all, even Roxy's transition felt in-character to me.

>>150954275
Who thee fuck is that

>>150957511
good taste.

>>150957493
True!

jade makes my loins feel super strange...

>>150957493
But that means Karkat fans have to accept the mutantblood troll was never oppressed, he wants to be an exception and join the oppressors.

My theorized classpects for the Prisounebound Trolls

>Mallum - Mage of Time
This one is obvious due to the [Jump to the End] page where he was shown god-tiered

>Ellith - Knight of Light
I'm giving her the knight class out of pure guess work and the Light aspect comes from the Sunflowers of her planet. also like all Light players she's sexo

>Korpus - Page of Space
The title of "The Duke of the Green" is the major factor of his space aspect, green ala Green Sun. He's also extremely adept at using the sgrubs system, putting a card into a tiny slot easily. This is the same system that people easily tear out floors by accident with. Page is because he's the youngest amongst them

>Yttris - Heir of Heart
This also comes from the spoiler page where Yttris was god-tiered also. He had the wind sock hood and the Heart Royal Purple color

>>150957782
just saying all the canon space players are also green...

>>150957200
good job, here's a tiny doddle in return, may it spur you to continue on with your improvement!

>>150957764
as if wanting to join the oppressors isn't a sign of being oppressed
>R4NTO

>>150957737
something something radiation something something ball cancer.

>>150957782
Cont.

>Renity - Witch of Blood
Her love of romance and her desire to control her relationships gives me blood and vibes tell me witch.

>Junice - Seer of Hope
She's so chill cause her kush shows her the best possible future bro. She's like the best... bro

>Dmarko - Breath
He is very much an unknown to me. His chillness can only suggest maybe breath but I'm not sure. The only I can theorize is that his pops is a Prince of Breath, taking away the world's freedom.

>Oxnard - Prince of Life (My special boy)
Like all princes, there's something wrong with him. Also like the princes he embodies the opposite traits of his aspect, first obviously is that he's a gunsmith. He also made his lusus immortal, and seems to want to weaponize anything and everything imaginable. He commits affronts to nature regularly while also improving them, Prince of Life

Compared to the discord, this place actually discusses HS. I hate the discord group so much, it's like an echo chamber of yes men

>>150957944
not that sold on hope junice but i can see these honestly

>>150957971
the discord only discusses hs to go
>"(character) is actually transfem and if you disagree your fucking stupid bro!"

>>150957984
I also gave junice Hope because she's was seemingly special enough to be given spoilers by Sheoul and seer as she's capable of being knowledgeable about her dream self

>>150957971
>Jade shorter than Dave
>Eridan shorter than Vriska
>Terezi taller than Nepeta
>Kanaya taller than Vriska
>Karkat and Aradia have the same height
:( don't like this one :(

>>150957918
are you saying she cums radioactive tumors?

>>150958035
insert that one spiderman comic

>>150958019
i suppose so..... personally she gives me mind vibes but i can live with her being a hopey

>>150958048
>spoiler
what

>>150958060
there was this one spiderman comic where his cum was radioactive and he killed mj by cumming inside her

>>150958060
Mary Jane once died due to Radioactive spider jizz

>>150956398
Here you go, the debate is now closed.

>>150958098
>>150958095
wow. someone should make it with Jade and Rose. That'd 8e funny

>>150957944
what about my boy?

>>150958109
top kek

>>150958130
For Colsla and Nessie (the purple blood) I'm nit sure.

Nessie is essentially and non-character for now

Colsla is a bit of a toss up between Void or Doom. Doom cuase of his skills and desire to be an anit-christ analouge; Void because of his obscurity.
Though he is definitely a Bard due to how much of a joke he is, and how much of a danger he could be.

>>150957782
I actually theorized Ellith was a Victim of Rape. since, y'know, I'm 6onna rape her.

canon reminder John HATES trolls and would never have sex with one. Further proof everything in the Epilogues were NON canon and STUPID!!!!!!!!

>>150958099

So Gio was right again, who'd have thought?

Go to 38:30 to year Toby make sexual noises and moaning. Warning: May induce gooning
https://youtu.be/UZ6lxgbSyMs?t=2310

>>150958099
what the fuck is this

>>150958190
Yes yes you're going to rape her

get to the enD of the line. The rape line. There's over 20 people in front of you already. No cutting.

>>150958224
wtf is on roxy's face

>>150958200
based John. Weirdos should get styled on by a virile man with crazy powers

>>150958228
8-8ut I wanna rape her now!!!!!!!! it's not fair 8(

someone draw John styling on some weirdos with crazy powers

>>150958239
she is maed of marbel
*marble

>>150958254
Well too bad.
If you want a shorter line go to Colsla's.

No one's there

>>150958228
If you rape everyone ahead of you in line it's like you raped her all those times too, proxy rape

>>150958183
Cole Slaw is a passive class, probably a rogue of doom given his propensity for thievery and his affinity for the actual bad guy
Nessie is without a doubt a passive as well, maybe a maid

>>150958283
sigh........ 6ood enough. I just wanna get my weird alien tentacle 8ulge wet

I WANT MY SLAW

>>150958275
I read this as mead of marbel (I didn't even notice the typo). Would Roxy drink mead, or is she loyal only to wine?

>>150958315
roxy strikes me as the type to drink every single type of alchohol except for beer for some reason

>>150958309
>t. incell or something idk I haven't read that far

>>150958291
Bard is passive

do you guys ship incellith or incellenity

>>150958239
I think it's suppose to reference the FNF Mid-Fight Masses mod. Roxy is Sarvente while Dirk is Ruv.

>>150958372
yeah I 6uessed that too, 8ut I was like "nah it's pro8a8ly somethin6 else". a second look at it makes me think it pro8a8ly is

>>150949143
Will anon ever deliver

>>150958404
someone should draw the heart as karkat's weird alien penis

Oh dear, I hope no sexy troll is going to watch me shower through their Trollian viewport and get so flushed she starts rubbing herself, that would be soooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

>>150958404
the vriskers

>>150958438
anon is DEAD

They killed Whatpumpkin and replaced it with Snake Solutuons Studios 2. Start panic selling your Beyond Canon Bonds NOW!!!

>>150951413
>Scribe of Gay
Is that why he married a woman and got divorced then

>>150958526
BoonBonds holdies in SHAMBLES

>>150958476
unfortun8ly, YOU don't exist, so there's no way at all in any way for a troll to o8serve you in a Trollian viewport

>>150958476
what the fuck is this fetish post

>>150958369
colsla x skye

>>150958099
>creative union becomes studios
Mask off.

Because of the Dirk and Roxy cosplaying as Sarvente and Ruv, here's a Zavodila cover with Dirk and Dave vocals.
https://litter.catbox.moe/kac19k.mp3

>>150958678
man I thought about doing a roxy cosplay for con and it wouldn't be that hard but I cannot bring myself to do it for some reason. Probably cause I get all flustered when I see another one of my kind out in the wild.

>>150958109
ah lads not again

>>150958678
get some roxy vocals and do a Gospel cover with her (it fits, because she drains men (John) of their semen like a succubus)

>>150958760
Who should be the singer against her? Dave? John?

>>150958778
John (since, y'know she crushes on him) or Dirk for the same reason.

>>150958863
oh it's MLP. Unicorns, Pegasus, and the loser with neither.

>>150958863
I need at least one of the horse boys to be a stoic mini Dirk

>>150958863
can i get a rundown on what the fuck is going on with dirk in beyond canon

Which way, /hsg/ man?

>>150958947
Dirk, realizing he's in a post-ending homestuck wants to make the comic relevant again by doing a new sburb session so he... idk kidnaps? It's dubious. He takes Rose (who is in a robot now) to space to make a new planet to start fresh. The new planet, Deltritus, is inhabited by Dirk's Satyrs and Rose's Nymphs. We've only met one of each so far (the nymph Ly'lac and the satyr Swiss) but we've heard from the other 4 future players as well. Those six will eventually team up with the four kids from the Candy timeline to play the the new Shurb game. Anyway, both species are very much shaped by their respective gods, the nymphs being all female, magic and having a weird relationship with motherhood and growing up while the satyrs are all hypermasculine frat boys

>>150959075
that... sounds pretty fucking cool actually. what's the catch? the kids from the candy timeline and all their associated baggage?

>>150958109
>Davekat is the most israeli because they're constantly fighting
Lmaaaao

>>150958947
Dirk and Rose have created 2 new races on their planet,Deltritus to see which one will be able to win SBURB.

Rose made the nymphs, and Dirk made the satyrs.

>>150958904
How did you not realize that?

>>150959022
Think about how both choices will lead you to want to have picked the other. In candy, you'll want to die like you did in meat, and in meat, you'll want the Lalonde pussy like you got in candy.

>>150958795
Here's the Roxy vs John cover for Gospel
https://litter.catbox.moe/kvrc1c.mp3

>>150959088
The catch is we don't know the catch, it's still ongoing. There are multiple other characters on their way to Deltritus right now (Vriska took the four kids to play the game so the other Candy adults are probably gonna follow her, then there's the characters from Meat who have just arrived to stop Dirk and Alt-Calliope and her time-crew are on their way to stop Dirk as well). I doubt the session will go as planned because narratively you can't really have Dirk pull off an actually successful session

>>150959111
How would they react to knowing that alicorns exist but they're all women

>>150959022
>Take the candy, wrap it in the meat and munch.

What do I win, Ult. Dirk?

>>150959099
is she supposed to be a robot in this or? like, how does that even work. I have never touched the beyond canon shit and don't plan to

>>150959277
The transformation to an Ultimate Self is usually too stressfull for even a Godtier body to handle. Dirk could take it because he probably shifted the burden across his splinters. But Rose and Dave neeses to have their souls put in a Robot Body.

Why a Robot Body is more durable than a Godtier body? Reaaaally good fucking question. Who knows.

>>150959301
Dude that is so fucking stupid. They withstood the fucking green sun being born??? how did they even like "die" because I was pretty sure their death had to be "just" or "heroic" for them to actually die. That's the dumbest shit I have ever heard of.

>>150959075
>Dirk tries to Kidnap Rose after John leaves and will surely die
>He forgot one simple factor

>>150959320
They didn't "die", per say. They quite literally transfer their souls to a new body.

But you raise a good point. During the process, they get really sick and weak. But if they went all the way, would they die for real, bypassing the "heroic" or "just" system? Or would they revive in an increasingly weak body? Not ever elaborated on- or probably even thought about.

>>150959371
the plot holes are huge and that makes me hate it even more

>>150959371
I guess you would think they would revive in a body that would be able to withstand it,. since they are you know, god tier. I fucking hate HSBC

>>150959275
You'll wish you die, and you'll actually do

>>150959371
>But if they went all the way, would they die for real, bypassing the "heroic" or "just" system?
I think, and I could be misremembering, that if they went all the way they'd just abstract into their aspect and lack a physical form.

>>150959401
Ult. Selves are a really cool idea that increasingly appears less and less thought out.

They are a culmination every single infinite you across paradox space. Therefore, it's a "you" who has experienced everything. But one of the first things Ult. Dirk does is make a stink about his failed relationship with Jake. Why? Shouldn't he have memories of times where that relationship went great? Or of dating literally ever one? Hell, he should have memories of dating characters who never appear in Homestuck. Where's Dirk's angst over Andy Schmit, the Mage of Rage who simply does not appear in the timelines we see? It just doesn't make sense for someone that "infinite" to still be so petty over one specific timeline.

>>150959460
What, like The Force?

>>150959447
Anon knows what he's getting into. He's a true soul, who knows alien and Lalonde pussy at once is worth it. Godspeed, Anon. Godspeed.

>>150959474
Honestly i dont remember exactly and the epilogues page seems to be down. But I do recall Dirk saying something about how he managed the convergence better due to being used to the state with his splinters.

i actually hate shippers i love friendships

which lets read homestuck is the best?

>>150957971
hmmm casually download this on my folder this a good ref for semi realistic homostuck chars.

>>150959521
the voxus dub

>>150959516
Yeah, I knew that part. Similarly, in order, the aspects that can Ult. Self the easiest are:

Heart>Time>Light>everyone else.

Heart due to being built around other personas and "selves", time because they're built around managing various timelines and also likely deal with other versions of "them", and Light because the other main factor of the Aspect that isn't "fortune/luck/the most fortuitous outcome" is "knowledge". Knowledge of what could be, what is, themselves, others- etc. It's the loosest of the three, which is why there's also a notable gap. Seers just happen to also be fit for it, so Rose felt the transformation before Dave did on that account.

>>150959519
Anon, I hate to tell you this, but that image is still shipping. Morails are still romantic, just noy sexual.

>>150959521
vox dubs does the job for me but I've been enjoying the work of Voft a lot, expecially for their courage to read the entirelly of the epilogues.

Which troll would be the one that eats all the cream cheese frosting that comes with toaster strudel

>>150959577
Terezi probally

>>150959538
link?

>>150959594
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHO1rc05qiGtAidSBy_8jsEOlHXR6x4cd

>>150958476
Paradox Space is infinite, Anon. Somewhere, out there... somewhere...

>>150959605
that's the one I'm watching, just wanted to make sure that it was the right one

>>150959575
eh, fuck me then

>>150959494
I just hope it's worth it...

>>150957971
This works. Trolls should be taller than the humans, since Troll Adults are all massive. Post Canon seems to forget that.

>>150957420
Obama was kinda peam, ngl.

This scene is even better, because it confirms Meenah, and therefore the Condesce, has a fetish for being ordered around like a Soldier- and is therefore a huge sub. Hot.

>>150959637
Post canon also forgets that callie should be like 10 feet tall when fully grown.

>>150959588
Yeah, I can see that. I had an extra packet of icing and I got to thinking who would just eat them in the dark and leave none for the strudel

>>150959631
>Anon is blessed with Rosemary and death before BC gets too shitty
>Ultimate Dirk still tries to pretend this is a bad thing, somehow

Alright man, lmao. "Oh, nooo! His steak is too juicy! His lobster too buttery! Noooooo!" Ok.

>>150959691
This fuckin made me cackle lmao

>>150959656
Dude, Callie and the Trolls should all be fucking Hulking in size. Trolls are a race legit biologically bred for combat and conquering. Vriska, Terezi, Kanaya, Karkat, Meenah, etc. should all have sprites, at a bare minimum, twice the height of the humans. Now, they're just human (alt. pallet).

>>150959463
>Or of dating literally ever one
I think this is a misunderstanding of how alternate timelines work in Homestuck. There is only so many ways in which the trajectory of the timeline can change, because each character has tendencies that they lean towards. There isn't a timeline where Tavros randomly walks to Aradia's house on Alternia and kills her long before the game even begins because that course of action would not occur to him in the first place. Aranea talks about this with Terezi.
To sum it up if you don't want to dredge through Serket babble: If every person was capable of every action in every timeline, then there would be no difference between anybody.
So that's all to say Ultimate Dirk would not have experienced 'everything' necessarily.

>>150959724
This is not how infinite timelines work. EVERYTHING that ever has and can happen has happened in Paradox Space. This isn't even just branching paths from decisions made by Dirk or whoever, there are things caused entirely out of Dirk's hand. There are versions of Earth in Paradox Space created completely indipendantly of the story, by entirely different species than the trolls or even means than sburb. It's a crazy massive, byzantine concept. There are Dirks a part of Ult Dirks zeitgeist that were born without ectobiology, had a girlfriend named Noah, and was a Seer of Space, for example. Infinite infinities, because that's how Paradox Space has built itself to be.

>>150959691
I must now draw John (bearer of (You)-ness) sandwiched between Rose and Kanaya while Ult!Dirk seethes...

>>150959799
This general is truly a patron of the arts the likes of the Medici family.

>>150959519
Gigabased

>>150959724
Right, because that bitch is known for her accuracy. She's often half right, but is by no means omniscient. We need to look at how the Webcomic presents itself and Hussie Forum Posts much more than Serket yappery.

boy, the boypussy ain't no game

>>150959767
>This isn't even just branching paths from decisions made by Dirk or whoever, there are things caused entirely out of Dirk's hand. There are versions of Earth in Paradox Space created completely indipendantly of the story, by entirely different species than the trolls or even means than sburb... There are Dirks a part of Ult Dirks zeitgeist that were born without ectobiology
I really don't think this is the case and it doesn't line up with how it's depicted in the comic! We never see a character in the dreambubbles who is a different aspect from their main version.
The very nature of Universe 2 is inextricable from the trolls because of the through-line of Lord English. The 8 human kids cannot be biologically born, they are only ectobiologically made.
>>150959831
It's not that Aranea is saying it, but also that it's a theme of the comic. We see that Aranea is far different from her Scratched self on Alternia, so we go 'wow, there can be really any variety of any character!', but the truth is Aranea and Mindfang are the exact same person, Aranea has always had the tendencies Mindfang exhibited within herself, but just did not grow up in the environment that enabled it. Same for Dirk and Dave's bro.

>>150959158
I feel like Dirk's written some RGRE fics or two

>>150959767
Not to mention this would absolutely obliterate your sense of self
People would generally like to think of themselves as decent and normal, but you get to experience infinite realities where you make the worst decision possible in every circumstance
And if you go god tier you basically exist forever so on top of THAT overwhelming tide it goes on past the end of the universe

Status of My Ships as for now (canon and fanon)

>Davekat
>JohnDave
>Sollux/Aradia
>Roxy/Dave
>Equius/Nepeta
>Kanaya/Karkat
>Jade/Karkat
>Gamzee/Karkat (Only because is really funny)
>John/HarryAnderson

psychoanalyse me as you wish. or don't just jugde me.

>>150951413
>Hussie always hated 4chan
This I could actually believe. Not that Hussie was always “woke”, as he demonstrably wasn’t; but back in the day edgy humour, even the racially charged kind, was not unheard of among normalfags. Back in those days people were aware you could make such jokes without actually being a racist.

I can easily see Hussie having the same fear of the infamous hacker known as 4chan that his fellow normalfags did, even while making the same kind of jokes.

Hussie never having had 4chan-style humor, on the other hand, is the height of historical revisionism. If I wanted to steelman this, maybe Vibri means Hussie never directly copied humor from 4chan, but it’s was definitely the same kind of humour.

If Hussie is being disingenuous about that, then it’s very likely he’s bullshitting about all of it.

>>150959913
Hussie, bullshitting? Say it ain't so! He'd never do that.

>>150959885
The Universe two we SEE, because that's what the story follows. All it really means is that it's the Timeline we follow in the story we observe.

While BC is almost equally unreliable as in-universe character statements, Ultimate Selves are a BC concept, so it's more than relavent. Obama in the Epilogues is from a completely different timeline than the one the Beta or Alpha kids had on Earth. THIS Obama even had a relationship with an entirely different Dirk in his session, dealing with an entirely different threat that he implies was equal in danger to Lord English. This alone confirms the immense variations Paradox Space holds, at least in the context of BC and Ultimate Selves.

>>150959909
I only really care for Meowrails and Gamzee/karkat anymore

home from work so that means its davejade time!!!! :D

>>150959909
Faggot with mommy issues.

>>150959909
>>John/HarryAnderson

My favorite characters are Gamzee, Eridan, Aranea, Kurloz, Meulin, Damara, what does that say about me

>>150959958
That you willingly read all of Act 6 and came back for more

>>150959903
Yeah, infinite timelines doesn't mean "all the timelines where I do cool different things". There timelines where you're a rapist, or rape victim. Timelines where you're a murderer, or a common thief, or a genocidal maniac responsible for a holocaust. Timelines where you are intrinsically different to the concept of who you are at your core, and now you have to deal with that. Ult. Dirk doesn't feel like that. He feels like Evil Dirk whose act 6-7 arc got erased and was written to seem "super duper strong and scary and conceptual and shit".

>>150959913
Considering how popular Indian jokes etc. are with normies now it’s a relic for the current Homestuck team to make a stand against edgy humor as a regrettable artifact of the past. They need a breath of fresh air to get with the times.

Ironically classic 4chan was much more casual with racism -threw it around at each other freely with a sense of fun - than normies going after Indians and Israelis today.

>>150959941
I finished my davejade earlier!! I posted both options!! >>150956721 & >>150956974

>>150959970
finally. indie and infinit beyond canon slop for me to eat.

I an the most racist homestuck. Rate my ships.
>flush roxy/eridan
>grimdorks
>pale karkat/eridan
>flush terezi/dave
>staying dead/vriska

>>150959463
>Me when I die happy because I know that faggot Ult!Dirk is seething over a timeline where he and I dated until I left him for Karkat and Dave

>>150960010
The sun rises over a grateful universe

>>150959998
You have great taste, Anon.

>>150959989
yes!!!!!! :D i love them so much!!! thank you for creating them :)

>>150960026
I hope that you will continue to love them forever, anon lol. They were hard work but totally worth it in the end, they turned out so good, I am so pumped lol

>>150959941
It absolutely is.

>>150959946
what the actual fuck did they mean by this

>>150955775
It's also because he's a control freak who can't exercise total control over everyone's opinions on an anonymous image board.

>>150960081
Maybe he should doing things that make people dislike him then.

>>150951413
>Araki
>homosexuality is a major theme
All of the homosexual characters in JoJo are minor villains that die quickly after being introduced. I can count them on one hand

>>150960081
He couldn't do that on somethingawful either

>>150960053
>>150960071
its davejade, if i didnt love it, i wouldnt be jadeanon.... :p

>>150960125
I saved this image lol

>>150960125
You cannot love Jade and reject davejade, it's simple facts.

>>150960139
>insufferable Apple users
thanks I hate it

>>150951413
does homestuck being considered queer media come as a result of anything in early homestuck its self or just a result of online spaces becoming more queer as homestuck rose to prominence in early 2010
really aside from trolls being a bisexual species by nature i dont really recall anything super gay in homestuck until the rise of rosemary and dirkjake
hell most of the early trolls ships are straight anyway aside from like
gamtav (90 percent a joke) and kanvris (taken somewhat seriously)

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>>150960149
Something something Homestuck is ABOUT the fandom, stupid.

This is a comic where so many people glaze it and make it about more than it actually is, it's depressingly hilarious.

>>150960139
I love Jade, and accept the validity and seniority of Davejade, but choose to ship Jadekat instead.

>>150960149
homestuck was definitely queer in 2010, i don't think gamzee being gay was a joke since he was only interested in male trolls and humans (in act 5). eridan was obviously bisexual etc. and kanaya was only interested in female trolls/humans. but it's true that there were no gay ships that were taken that seriously until rosemary and dirk/jake. but those were still pretty early in the game being 2011

>>150960149
Like many things, the fact that the it was "adopted" by the community means it's exclusively for them now, no straights allowed

They can have it if they really want it, but we'll always have Cascade

>>150960187
B ased

>>150960139
its so peak!!! i love jadekat as well but it doesnt hit the same

>>150960191
also karkat had tons of bi moments in act 5, his black crush on john, scoffing at the word homosexual, sollux wondering if karkat was black or red (or both) for gamzee, moiraillegiance with gamzee if you count that as at all romantic, saying he and eridan "never would have worked out" etc.

>>150955660
That would make more sense than them inexplicably having males and females for no reason, but it’s still technically a headcanon.

All hive insects, which troll reproduction is loosely based on, evolved from ancestors who reproduced normally, so it would make sense of trolls used to as well and that’s why they have different sexes, but that’s also just a headcanon.

The only answer to these questions is that Hussie came up with the bucket stuff after he had already put female trolls in the story.

>>150955821
If you really wanted to, you could say the Mothergrub was engineered on both alternia and beforus, but that would still be a headcanon.

>>150960260
The entire race of trolls have a very experimental and "progressive" view of sexuality, in that it doesn't really even exist for them. Some of them have preferences, but it's more akin to a fetish than anything. Any Troll couls feel attracted to someone regardless of gender, which is staunchly opposed to a more conservative outlook on sexuality. Regardless on your opinion on this, claiming Homestuck is not pro-gay is pure faggotry cope.

>>150960260
He was also Eridan's only real friend. if you can even call him that. He tolerated him, most of the time. The rest of the time Eridan is like, crying out for help and is begging literally anyone to be in any kind of quadrant with him because he's so goddamn lonely. I don't think it's incel-esque rhetoric like people are trying to make him out to be. He was just a kid, like everyone else but with no outlet for all the hopelessness and frustrations that he went through.

>>150960275
Every headcanon is canon in Paradox Space.

Therefore, it is merely a matter of which truth is applied to the main timeline...

>>150960299
I need a size comparison for this, I need to know how short KK is in comparison

>>150960323
Stubby little man.

>>150960299
Thats how it always starts

>>150957971
>>150960323
Use this "Official "chart

>>150960338
Yeah probably, lol. I'm hoping he'd be at least 52". I do love Karkat, he's my patron troll and honestly when I first started to read homestuck I didn't like him all that much, but by the end I was like "yeah I misjudged his character pretty harshly."

>>150960298
the funniest part is that as of act 5 eridan had more relationships than karkat did

>>150960191
>pretty early in the game being 2011
yeah shit thats alot more early than i recall it being

>>150960353
I wanted a shittier drawing for comedic effect.

>>150960370
I dunno if i would call those relationships, more like shitting-on-eridan-ships

>>150960298
It kind of is with Feferi at least, though. He does the whole 'moirail zone' thing.

need me some autistic they/them pussy

>>150960387
Feferi dumps him the moment he is deemed no longer useful and Kanaya literally mocks him to his face even though he needed her to be he and fef's auspistice

>>150960384
i think his relationship with vriska was genuine, although short lived. actually eridan was the one who was being weirdly pushy during their convo. i like eridan because he's like the boy who cried wolf, he's a cunt when people don't deserve it and when he's finally serious about stuff that matters people think he's full of shit and has malicious intent

>>150960402
Ill take the sis you take the sperg. brother.

>>150960429
You know what, I can concede that relationship may have been genuine. I also feel like his moirailship with Karkat was genuine, though mostly one-sided once the fighting begins and Karkat no longer had time for him. I also really love Eridan. Just.. Like everything about him screams for help and yet no one bothers to do so, and then he just fucking goes off the rails, and honestly I do not blame him for a single second for doing so.

>>150960191
Trolls are murderous aliens that are a blight on all other species in their universe. Any human who fully identifies with that sheds poor light on their souls.

>>150960417
>Feferi dumps him the moment he is deemed no longer useful and Kanaya literally mocks him to his face even though he needed her to be he and fef's auspistice
He and Vriska's auspistice, I presume you mean. He also calls her a village two wheel device of auspiticism, so I don't see why she'd be inclined to help out a guy who just called her a slut to her face.
Feferi is just as constrained by the obligation to feed Glb'golyb as Eridan is. She thinks she has to be his moirail to make sure that the person helping her lusus not kill everyone doesn't go off the rails. When that's not a concern of course she won't stick around.

>>150960464
hope you have some white hair dye on hand brother

>>150959115
kino. thx for makin6 it

>>150960191
Well yeah, Hussie was never a
However, saying something “was queer” implies that it was predominantly targeted towards queers first and foremost. It should go without saying this is a different thing from merely having queers in a story or not being actively hostile to them.

Homestuck, in 2010, wasn’t predominantly for gays, it was for anyone.

On that topic, though, it's funny how basically all the initial troll pairings were straight
>Nepeta/Karkat
>Terezi/Karkat
>Vriska/Tavros
>Eridan/Feferi
>Sollux/Feferi
>Equius/Aradia
>Sollux/Aradia

The gay was kinda an afterthought at that point.

The part I liked the most about Eridan is watching him pop the matriorb

The single solitary most useful thing he accomplishes in the entire plot is preventing more trolls from existing

I ship jade and rose. the only 6OOD, CANON relationship in ALLLLLLLL of Homestuck

>>150960361
He's a troll. Troll short is still human tall.

>>150960512
Well, I think if you're counting one-sided Nepeta/Karkat you can throw in Kanaya/Vriska, Gamzee/Tavros, and Eridan/Sollux in there. Whatever Equius and Gamzee have going on as well.

>>150960491
I 100% meant vriska, sorry, my brain got them confused because I do remember him asking Kanaya to do so but she refused, and let's be fair here though, there is an implication that Feferi does complain about Eridan give how Kanaya acted after he killed Feferi

>>150960535
His sole mistake was not going further.

>>150960544
No don't ruin that for me lol

>>150960566
I ruin everything for everyone. Now you'll eat your big crab, and you'll like it!

>>150960464
I used to get along with the sub-group of weird girls when I was in school, one of them was as close to the genuine article of "smelly fujo" as you could get. She always had this weird mix of sweat and deodorant that's genuinely foul to smell. She was cool, we talked anime and rpgs mostly, nowadays she passes for a more well adjusted member of society.

>>150960588
Got lost to where I was going with this, point being: you DONT want the smelly fujo anon, trust me.

>>150960578
can I at least get some butter

>>150960588
Ha, at least it wasn't an art hoe
Mine slept with all my friends sometimes two at a time and then after graduation proceeded to make a series of terrible decisions that left her trapped in a loveless marriage
Damn, I haven't thought about her in an actual decade, I wonder if she's still alive

>>150960644
Not an art hoe, no. But she was a fujo, she insisted a lot on Samekichi x Sal at the time, which is why seeing a Wodahs cutout gave me whiplash lol.

Migrate:
>>150960690
>>150960690
>>150960690

>>150958613
Like a nuclear reactor.
They'll agitation eachother so much that they'll either explode or stablize

>>150960512
did you mean nepeta/equius? if so kanaya/vriska and gamzee/karkat were gay moiraillegiances on the same level of legitimacy as eridan/feferi. homestuck wasn't "for gays" or "for straights" ever so to see this retvrn shit is stupid. the comic had gay crushes and relationships in it as soon as romance (the trolls) were even introduced
oh i forgot
>nepeta thinking vriska and terezi were kismesises