Let your mother's jealous closeted lesbian best friend murder her and your dad then adopt you out of guilt. Also if you're a pretty girl who resembles your mom she's probably gonna les loli you at some point.
>>150952169 (OP)
You don't. You shoot them until you run out of bullets then explain the situation to the police.
The police will understand and let you off with a warning.
>>150959554
Let's be real Zoey is the only one you'd actually want to date. Rumi is nothing but TRAUMA and self-loathing issues while Mira is the platonic ideal of "I'm not like other girls."