Thread 150968264

Does Pim fuck? Or is he literally a 34 year old virgin?

>>150968264 (OP)
He's willing to put himself out there and talk to women, so he probably fucks. If freaks like the shrimp guy and the Mole Man with his delicious penis can get with the honey's in this world, than Pim can find the love of his life and grow old with her.

>bald manlet, is neither rich nor humorous, but genuinely nice
He is, as the kids would put it, "cooked"

>>150968332
The bitches love his exposed nerve ending, my man.

>>150968302
This. Only insecure or hateful people fail to get sex.

Or at least sex that's any satisfying.

>>150968500
Even incels could get sex if they actually tried instead of bitching online.

>>150968302
>>150968500
>>150968512
absolute cope

>>150968572
Shut up, Alan

>>150968264 (OP)
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>>150968264 (OP)
you need 1 virgin in the work area and since everyone else have evidence of not being virgins he's that 1 virgin

>>150968660
Notice how Alan gets laid
>tall
>stoic
>doesn’t give a fuck
>is a jerk
While Pim doesn’t

>>150968264 (OP)
fat bald performative male.

>short
>fat
>bald
>overtly nice and polite
>not even a little bit of masculinity
What do you think

>>150968660
>Alan
Alan got pussy too, anon.

honestly pim sucks as a person so he isnt even nice. he bitches at charlie about not having a good attitude. he fucked up their brazil trip and refused to take responsibility. only pretends to be interested in his friends interests (thought charlie was a ufo fan.... he wasnt)
model of toxic positivity

>>150968741
Alan doesn’t even have a penis

i hate pim. laughed so hard when that little cuck got kicked in the head and brain damaged

>>150968791
You don't need a penis to fuck whores.

>>150968264 (OP)
He isn't married so we can assume he never had sex

>>150968785
>he fucked up their brazil trip and refused to take responsibility.
The others fucked up for making Pim set everything up and not asking him about it until they got to Brazil. If they were smart and asked him about the rooms a week or 2 prior, everything would have been cleared up.

>>150968264 (OP)
Pim as a heart on his sleeve romantic virgin seems really fun and cute. Since Zach and co. have actually relevant plotlines to young men, they should have an episode where Pim is almost seduced by a washed up roastie trying to use him as beta bucks but the Smiling Friend(s) keep him safe. The Mr. Boss wedding episode was good and in the same vein, but for Pim it would actually be about slightly autistic incels that are normal just can't get laid or a girl.

>>150968791
he does have a nose

>>150968264 (OP)
The answer is whatever's funnier.
Pim is presented as the most earnest and naive of the Smiling Friends, while also being the oldest compared to Charlie and Alan, who act more mature. Him being a virgin on top of this just adds to how "pathetic" this character is in the show's world.
He's the kind of guy who's never had sex, always carries that "maybe some day with my soulmate" hope in the back of his mind, and then finally manages to score while on a Charlie/Mr. Boss-induced Vegas bender, remembering absolutely nothing about it after the fact.

So what did we think of the new episode? Personally, I didn't like it. The constant penis talk grossed me out much more than it made me laugh.

>>150969347
The ending was very meh and not funny enough.

>>150969347
great concept but they fumbled the landing

>>150969347
seems like it was trying to make some kind of statement about being your own person and not obsessing over celebrities but it was done so retarded and abrupt that it just came off as incoherent. I feel like they could have done more with the mole guy actually interacting with people and becoming more of a person instead of just fucking some lonely milf out of nowhere at the end

>>150969426
He was still a fucking leech at the end, just switched it to obsessing over a rich MILF instead

>>150969347
/co/.... doesn't... like... my... penis? /co/ HATES MY PENIS?!

>>150970171
2020s will be known as the decade when dicks were everywhere on TV to apologize for showing boobs.

>>150968302
>>150968500
Pim feels like the kind of person who doesn't believe in pre-marital sex or having sex without the relationship

>>150968670
Our boi Pim already has his imouto wife

Pim is going to have sex with his new wife Dolly Dimpley.

>>150970564
AGAIN WITH THE AUTISTIC OC?!

>>150968791
it's hidden.

>>150968345
if they sucked on it, how would Pim react?

>>150968572
absolute arrest