Thread 150969700

Can't believe they rotoscoped Viv for a helluva boss scene.

>>150969700 (OP)
zozzle

>>150969700 (OP)
Do you think if someone launched a cannonball at Mammon it'd bounce off his gut and hit Blitzo in the face?

>>150970105
It'd suck into his gut and get swallowed up like that fat king in the bible who was so fat the sword he got stabbed with got stuck

>>150969700 (OP)
>Mammon is a better showcase of gluttony, envy, wrath, and pride then Bee, Levi, Satan, or Lucifer
Good job, show.

>>150970157
>inb4 Mammon's gut is quite literally a wormhole to some random place in the universe.
He's basically an australian Fat Chance.

>>150970191
>Mammon gets his fat rolls cleaned out
>roll cleaner pulls out a carton of parliaments, a live hellfish, a gray alien, a grilled cheese, a dirt bike, a bag of shekels, an imp skeleton, a colecovision console and Glep

>>150970178
>envy
who is he envious of?

>>150969700 (OP)
Kek

>>150970384
Anon

did she ever draw herself fat when she appeared in that one thing as a cameo? that shit was funny af

>>150970420
She was

>>150970420
Kind of but fans made it more accurate

anon and octavia!

>>150970329
>And Glep
That bastard is everywhere!

>>150970384
I'd classify his big spaz out towards Asmodeus after Fizz quits as being envious. He views Fizz as his, so jealous, but he'd also want to have the loyalty Oz has from Fizz, so envy too. The two emotions/sins are probably wrapped together as a package deal anyway.

>>150971138
This is because sins actively feed into each other, which is why the "Asmodeus doesn't like rape" thing is nonsensical to me. Rape is both wrathful and lustful, and given their goal is to damn humanity then the more sins humans commit the better as far as they'd be concerned.

>>150971509
>given their goal is to damn humanity
obviously it isn’t
sinners/humans are all trapped in the pride ring

>>150971575
How do the sins even tie into their role then?

>>150970178
He is of every sin minus lust.

>>150971575
I liked the idea we had that Mammon and to a lesser extent Asmodeus would smuggle the damned into their rings or the others whilst Bee would go against it due to her hatred of humans.

>>150972364
She's better as being thicc.

>>150971509
>>150971575
I'm hopeful that now that there's crossover potential there's a storyline with Sins. As far as I understand from Hazbin, Lucifer isn't keen of Sinners and he sees them as his biggest failure. So I find it interesting that you have Sins like Ozzie sending succubi to Earth to damn human souls. Feels like a conflict of interest for Lucifer to pal around with the Sins that are actively encouraging Sinners to come to Hell and cause the overpopulation problem they have going on.

>>150970178
It makes more sense to see the Sins as titles rather than literal reflections of who they are. Take Lucifer, for example: he doesn’t come across as prideful, but his decision to defy God and Heaven’s plan for Creation is what earned him the title of the Sin of Pride.

>>150971509
>their goal is to damn humanity
I’m not sure if that’s still their goal; maybe it was retconned. In HB’s pilot, Stolas wanted more people to die and be sent to Hell, and in the show proper it’s said that succubi and Asmodean Crystals exist to spread lust on Earth. But looking at it more closely, it doesn’t really add up. Sinners don’t want to join Hell’s legions; they mostly keep to themselves in the Pride Ring. They have no interest in fighting wars for SOG (Satanist Occupation Government). On top of that, Lucifer allows Heaven to exterminate Sinners every year, which makes any gain in damned souls basically meaningless. The only one it might make sense for is Mammon, since Hell’s currency seems to be backed by human souls.

>>150972647
>The only one it might make sense for is Mammon, since Hell’s currency seems to be backed by human souls.
But... how does that even work? That's gotta be an artifact title, how do you have an entire caste of sinners with agency that swear loyalty to overlords while also having them function as currency? Also that would mean the dollar shoots up in price after every extermination before gradually dropping.

>>150972705
I don’t really know. Maybe that got retconned too, since they don’t call them souls anymore. Just dollars.
>Also that would mean the dollar shoots up in price after every extermination before gradually dropping.
See, that would actually be cool worldbuilding. Hazbin Hotel even presents us something similar, with Overlords losing souls, and profit, after every Extermination.

>>150972819
This series gives me a migraine.

>>150969700 (OP)
>fat joke in big 2025
Grow up.

>>150970578
>Filename
kek

>>150974539
>Grow up.
Grow down.

>>150972369
Why does Bee hate humans?

>>150974597
Officially there is no reason. We have discussed in threads as to possibly why.

>>150974597
>>150974627
No canon reason but being enslaved by King Solomon is a funny one

>>150974771
He who controls the peanut butter controls the hounds.

>>150974738
That was one of them. I forget if it was me or another Anon when discussing the sins in general, that Bee and the other fallen angel sins resent Lucifer for causing them to fall and become shadows of their former selves.
So they would hate or at least dislike humanity as they would partially be Lucifer's legacy in a sense.

Could be the case. Hell sinners are pretty much squatters that loot and commit violent crime, it's not unreasonable to hate them from their perspective.

>>150974979
Imp claws typed this post

>>150974979
It's kind of the sin's fault for not keeping the torture system up
I mean there's prisons still

>>150975017
Winner hands*
Only the worst of humanity goes to hell. Lawyers, murderers, rapists and that guy that leaves shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot.

>>150974539
>big 2025
Has to be for Viv to fit in it.

now that the dust has settled, i believe mammon did nothing wrong and he is my favorite sin

>>150975175
He's the only sin that feels like a demon, man

>Bee hates humans
>Still fucks Sinners according to BUZZZN

>>150972384
Is there more of her?

>>150975625
Yes.

>>150975655
Ooh. All she needs now is a massive gut and body fat percentage all over and she’ll be perfect

>>150975679
agreed

>>150975023
Would be interesting if they did reveal they used to have a torture sinners system like most versions of Hell has, could have Lucifer fully supported it but shut it down on Lilith's orders since she wanted to rule the sinners.
Charlie's reaction to learning it would be neat.

>>150975708
I’ve already sent /feed/ a request. Do you want to add anything?

pet da evil doggy

>>150971138
>He views Fizz as his, so jealous
Riight but where is the line between jealous and greed? He views Fizz as his so is he acting out because he losses a possession, he's losing something he considers his.

>>150974539
Ok millennial

>>150977272
good doggy

>>150975733
Uh I dunno.
Maybe have her seductively squishing her fat gut while trying to sweet talk the viewer?

>>150975017
>Imp claws typed this post
>T. Stiff

>>150972647
Someone had a theory Lucifer is prideful because he keeps chasing validation and falls apart if people don't admire him, so he fits his sin in a way.

>>150978558
That’s a really good one. Why didn’t I think of it?

>>150974771
yo

>>150979143
You weren't meant for greatness anon, just being the middleman between me and it.

>>150979741
Bro what are you talking about? All I did was suggest some sweet, sexy tummy action.

>>150975552
I feel like Vivz added the "Beelzebub hates human" fact randomly and without any substance or nuance. Probably to make her not seem ALL sunshine and rainbows. I hightly doubt she'll ever elaborate on it or it will ever be shown in the series. Hell she probably forgot she even said that fact, Vivz is kinda an unreliable narrator.

>>150980272
If it's actually because of Solomon, it'll more or less confirm that either she or her lackies browse this place. But yeah, more than likely it was said out of impulse and will have no bearing, just like Bee's lava lamp tummy, or one of the Rings having a jungle region.

>>150980272
>I feel like Vivz added the "Beelzebub hates human" fact randomly and without any substance or nuance.
The easiest layup in writing would be having her TORTURE the human souls in her domain like a demon in hell logically would. Like they can't stop consuming food that makes them sick or something.

>>150980454
>having her TORTURE the human souls in her domain like a demon in hell logically would
Based upon how episode zero implied, they used to torture people but then something changed I guess
My guess is centuries of doing it to humans made them all bored or they ran out of ideas

>>150979772
And your suggestion has been inputted. Surely you were inspired by OP gif

>>150975655
That's nice but Femmammon needs to be THICC

>>150981930
That's too thicc for my liking.

>>150981930
Needs to be thiccer with gut

>>150981930
>instead of slamming her gut on the table she slams her ass

>>150972647
>It makes more sense to see the Sins as titles rather than literal reflections of who they are. Take Lucifer, for example: he doesn’t come across as prideful, but his decision to defy God and Heaven’s plan for Creation is what earned him the title of the Sin of Pride.
people's characters are defined by their most extreme acts. A guy who is supposed to be focused on pride and acting prideful all the time is just bad writing. We're looking for nuances, hidden agenda, shadow part of you psyche. Im not denying the fact that vivzie is still learning the ropes

>>150981930
>>150982558
>"Nice argument cunt, HOWEVER..."
>*WHAM!*
>The table almost shatters.

>>150969700 (OP)
>Vivz makes Mammon a character who she says is Asexual
>In his debut episode he's seen having two robot servant ladies being his side hoes on his spider web like he's jabba the hutt or something
>In the trial he is trying to flirt and get freaky with his sister Leviathan

Legitimately what did Vivzie mean by this. I feel like she just slapped on Asexual for Mammon cause God forbid a character in her shows be straight. The Asexual label is Vivz's old reliable for such things. I mean from her ideological point of view, making the big fat bastard that's a greedy, sexist, and incestuous asshole be a straight dude would be very fitting and brand for her lol. Thats literally what she did with Adam so why not with Mammon to? (Man thats another way those two guys are similar to each other).

>>150983323
>two robot servant ladies
those were fizzies

>>150983396
They look similar, but were also very femme looking and diverent form the regular robot fizzies we see. Mammon might be a r63 fag

>>150983420
>Mammon might be a R63 fag.
The fat bastard is a man of taste.

>>150983323
I wouldn't be surprised if it was reactionary. Viv saw Mammon being shipped with other characters, got the Ick, labelled him asexual to deter shippers; however, it didn't work, and as usual it contradicts what we see in the show proper, and now the merch just quietly goes along with it. Just like Andrealphus.

And it's not like Mammon is good 'asexual rep' to begin with.

>>150981930
>>150983078
This is her right hand man. Bee banished him from Gluttony for some reason but his mindset and drive is something that's very welcome in the Queen of Greed's ring.

>>150969700 (OP)
>only sin who actually acts like his sin
>this is presented as a bad thing

>>150983448
>Viv saw Mammon being shipped with other characters, got the Ick, labelled him asexual to deter shippers
It was the stuff of him and Adam having fat bastard bara sex wasnt it? Vivz is weird cause she made Adam to be the ultimate embodiment of toxic masculinity and everything wrong with the world and blah blah, but then admits that she loves his character and that he's one of her faves. Bet she just couldnt tolerate seeing her two beloved fat chuds being faggots, only skinny twinky twig men in her show can be faggots after all.

>>150983469
Vivziehutt secretly based wtf?

>>150983469
Its cause he's capitalist and white man coded, therefore his sinful actions are actually the exception to be disgusted by and not encouraged. Ignore that Gluttony and Lust can be argued to be hyper specific versions of Greed lol

>>150983497
>It was the stuff of him and Adam having fat bastard bara sex wasnt it?
Possibly? I don't know what any of the popular Mammon ships are, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was art involving him and Fizz (or Ozzie) that made Viv grouchy. And being the fujo she is, she HAS to micromanage.

>>150970191
>reference to obscure venture bros legend fat chance
my kinda guy

>>150983560
Vivz is a very specific kind of fujo like I alluded to. She only likes her skinny twinks being fags for each other. Big fat bastards being baras are no bueno for her, they're reserved for the ladies.

>>150983618
>Keenie / Mammon
Huh. That's a new one...

>>150983675
I mean people keep shipping Collin with major female characters like Loona, Beelzebub, and now Belphagor to. Its only fair the little ewe gets a taste of Hell to.

>>150983618
based ship

>>150981497
Imagination is the limit to the Devil’s clientele.

>>150984800
How do you feel about StellaXMammon?

>>150985650
What do you think

>>150985777
Good shit. I want to see r63 or at least a fandaughter for this ship in particular

>>150985650
>Mammon starts dating Stella just for her wealth, but soon realises she's just as much of a selfish, abrasive, arrogant public nuisance as he is and falls genuinely in love with her for it

I had literally never considered this ship before but I'm starting to feel it

>>150985943
Would she move his gut out of the way to sexually reproduce with him?

>>150986344
I suppose she would have to, no way his penis is still visible past that thing

>>150985777
>>150985943
>Mammon desires to further expand his power, influence, and wealth, as is the nature of the embodiment of Greed, he always needs more.
>Since the whole incident with Fizzie quitting and the twins only somewhat making back the profits in the void left by that disabled cunt, he needs a new scheme to get richer and expand his economic empire.
>For a LOOOOONG time he’s tried to make a breach into the influence of the Goetia and take a piece of their pie, but those damn birdies have always been known for their staunch values of tradition and being independant.
>None of those little bird cunts he tried to bribe or use his authority as one of the Seven Sins has remotely budged over the centuries; they only obey direct orders from that midget Lucy, and sometimes Ol’ Meathead Satan.
>That was until recently
>Now he may have been busy heckling the buggers on trial, stuffing his face with nuggies, and making sweet talk with his dear gorgeous sister Levi (it's not weird, you’re weird!), but he did pay attention
>That blubbering little imp fuckin fag Stolas was out, and now an equally faggy popsicle took his place
>That Andre bloke had a real big aura of greed to him, as the King of Greed and its embodiment he can sense it well in others
>This might be the chance he was looking for, it wasn't common for the power structure of the Goetia to shift, and that blue peacock doesn't seem the most bright (probably the ass kissin type that sucks up to superiors in the hierarchy such as himself).

>>150986400
How do you know? This is why I want to see r63, it would be easier for them like that

>>150986457
>He’ll exploit that blokes greed
>Coming up with a scheme to get bluebird to tie himself to Mammon Incorporate by buying stocks in his company wont be hard, and then he’ll use em as a mouthpiece to encourage his aristocrat birdie friends to also invest!
>Soon he’ll have most of ‘em Goetia eating at the palm of his hand, entrapped by the Chains of Avarice.
>Their wealth, properties, and legions will be his by proxy and then if he so choose to use his army of lawyers and mountains of wealth, he’ll buy ‘em birds out and sue those who resist for everything they own to control it directly
>And that when everything's coming up Mammon!
>Who knows, have such daring power grabs and influence he could challenge L-man for the throne of all Hell, that fucker’s been wallowing with his ducks for to long!
>But he’s getting ahead of himself, he should meet Andre and kickstart his plans

>A few days passed and he’s sent a summon to Andrealphus, the letter filled with all sorts of platitudes and congratulations on his rising of the ranks to butter him up
>He said that he’d like to congratulate him personally has the King of Greed and that he has a grand proposition for a man such as himself
>Bloke was quite ecstatic at being noticed by one of the Seven Sins in such a manner, and said if he could humbly request his sister join the meeting as well
>Mammon couldnt really care, and gave the okay, as long as it made the fucker happy and made it easier to manipulate him.
>When one of his butlers told him they’d finally come to visit his mighty abode, and as expected the peacock was wearing some kinda outfit that made him look like some kinda transexual elsa fursona
>What he didn't expect was how his sister looked…
>By Dad she was fucking hot!

>>150981930
Call me Brain Griffen, becouse I would WRECK that chick.

>>150983078
What if instead of a table it was like...my face or groin??

>>150986564
>Now Mammon never considered himself a birdfucker (as one calls anyone attracted to the Goetia), he was more of a robot clowns and fish ladies kinda guy
>But bird be damned, that woman was gorgeous
>Even in that dress he can tell she’s got bombshell figure, but not only that the way she looks and carries herself really resonates with Mammon
>And that makes sense given the aura of greed on the bitch
>Goodness he hasn't seen this level greed in a being other than himself since King fuckin Midas millenia ago
>What a woman

>Frankly Mammon did the bear minimum when talking to the peacock
>He gave him congrats and buttered him up all to convince him to invest in some Mammon Coin or in any of his countless subsidiary industries
>Frankly it was quite easy, that Andre fucker is a real cocksucker to his superiors and the dumbass probably thought he would get in Ol’ Mammon’s favor by agreeing to it
>And oh he was, but not in the way he thinks
>What Mammon’s main focus on was that beaut of a sis of his
>Stella is what she called herself, an he found out she was quite a kindred spirit to him
>In between talking with Andre he’ld make small talk with the shela, or she’d pipe in herself
>Bitch had a real hateboner for those lowborn buggers, and the idiots who fuck them *cough* Bee *cough* Ozzy
>Also ranted about how much she hated that imp fuckin faggot of a ex-husband of her’s
>He could get her anger, if he had a hypothetical missus that was shagging some fuckin loanshark behind his back he’d be furious enough the compete with Satan in the title of Wrath King
>Not just because of the cheating, but the awful public image it would bring.
>Who the fuck would want to by the products of a cuck! He’d be financially ruined!
>So yeah sister, preach it

>>150974539
LMAO FOUND THE FATTY EVERYONE!

Lose weight you fat sack of disgusting shit.

>>150986783
How do you feel about the other anons lusting over fat pieces of shit?

>>150986774
>Both her and her dear bitchboy brother were a bit to blabbermouthy, especially to a fucking Sin
>They accidentally spilled the deets on the entire plot about the trial and whatnot, and he COULD report them to Satan and get them fucked over if he wanted to
>But naw, that Judge Dredd law fetish shit is Satan's thing, plus he frankly didn't care
>It makes for real good leverage against that dumbass peacock if he tries to dip
>But that doesn't seem necessary, these two buggers are eating the birdseed’s out of his hand
>But even then he could help but feel mesmerized over Stella
>It’s a similar feeling he’s had for some other ladies like his dear sis Leviathan (once again it is not weird! Fuck you! You’re weird!)
>But with Stella that feeling was stronger and a tad different, not you’re typical kinda horny
>...
>Ah fuck, is this what love feels like?
>He can already imagine that bastard Ozzy laughing his three heads off
>Well shit, thousands of years of bullshit and this is when that damn feeling decides to pop up?
>Now he’s always been familiar with love, I mean he fucking loves money, gold, and all them shinies, its is whole shebang
>But not the most traditional and mushy form of love, towards another person
>This is an entire new thing he’s feeling… and he already wants more of it!
>Ah shit damn his nature, he just met this chick and is already thinkin like this?
>He pushes the thoughts down and focuses back to business

>>150987003
>After another hour or so of yapping, I've managed to convince that dumbass Andre to invest in quite a few things
>It barely made a dent in his royal treasury, but it was a decent amount all the same, a solid foundation
>These things take time, greed doesn't manifest overnight, you dip your toes into it at first before your downfall into ultimate avarice.
>The two Goetia give the King of Greed their final farewell, but before the leave by instinct Mammon gently grabs Stella's hand and gives it a gentleman’s kiss
>Now that’s something even he didn't think he’d do, he was the opposite of a gent, he was a big fat greedy bastard
>He also didn't expect the lasses reaction after the initial confusion, she wasn't hiding disgust or upset or anything of the like
>Instead she basefully giggled and said he was quite the gentleman behind his bombastic nature.
>Well damn, he didnt know he had womanizer in him, he always thought it was the money that wooed the chicks to him
>After those two left, Mammon was in a rare state of deep thinking
>It seems he might have to modify his initial plans of Goetic financial conquest
>That Stella lass is single isn't she?
>Quite rich, affluent and high ranking among the Goetia too.
>And there’s no better binding financial contract than that of marriage is there?
>Oh Mammon you sick fat bastard, you’ve done it again
>A perfect get rich quick scheme!


And that's all the retard wrote.

>>150987075
cute green, this really is the interspecies bird romance we should have got

>>150981855
>Surely you were inspired by OP gif
Well naturally.

A proud fat bitch like femMammon would probably flaunt her belly around just as much as her bust and ass honestly.

>>150986696
>"That'll be 5000 souls."
>You're outraged by the exorbitant fee for such a basic yet dirty request but you cough up the dough anyway.
>"Hey, if you're good at somethin', don't do it for free. Now sit still ya pervy pear."
>The bodacious woman stands up to her full height, sweep kicks you with ease and brings the full weight of her fat ass down upon your face.
>Sure you couldn't breathe underneath all that spandex-covered cheekmeat and your neck was most likely broken but it was worth it.
>She didn't pay the hospital bills but she was nice enough to drop you off at the ER in Sloth.

>>150972364
[Spoiler]I made a few bbw edits of some already existing fanart of her a while ago.[/Spoiler]

>>150987326
You know that greedy bitch wants to flaunt and increase her assets

>>150987505
Based.

It's a good way to get hurt that's for sure.
As long as I have a face, she'll always have a seat somewhere.
I wonder if when she changes into her demon form she gets...'bigger' overall?

>>150988067
Please share

I will never understand fatfags

Blitzo is going to murder Mr. Rogers for money.

>>150988653
The Merch confirms Mr Wrigglers has gone to Heaven for being a good noodle. Now im imagining him as a jolly Exterminator acting like Ned Flanders while massacring the residents of Hell.

>>150988672
Exterminators are all women.

>>150988703
After Adam died they need a new man charge of them and its clear Abel is to much a stupid fat chud son to be worthy

>>150988653
Wow. Blitz’s always been a piece of shit, but I didn’t think he would sink this low. Same goes for Moxxie and Millie.

>>150988722
He’s not a chud, he’s an effeminate soiboi.

>>150988653
Blitzo had no problems with killing the world’s nicest man, who also had a wife and kids, but gets all sad when he has to kill some gays?

>>150988725
Moxxie at least doesn't want to kill children.

>>150988835
Because he was projecting himself into that family. Selective empathy.

>>150988725
If Helluva Boss was better written, Mr Wriggler's death will have a lasting effect on Loona and make her really self-reflect on her and her family's actions. It's easy for her to cope with the people being slaughtered being scum of the earth but it's really clear that in this short they just flat out killed an extremely good and innocent person that had a heart to heart with Loona.

>>150988835
Oh yeah I fucking forgot that lol. Yeah suddenly Blitzo has an epiphany of guilt and morality at the idea of killing a wholesome gay family (remember that one of those gay dudes was a homewrecker that ruined a marriage but its okay cause the woman was mean and homophobic) cause they remind him of his weird ass relationship with Stolas. But then he goes back to wanton slaughter like its nothing. Its funny cause Blitz could've probably projected himself better on Mr Wrigglers they’re both adoptive fathers with eccentric personalities (well in Wrigglers’s case he adopted a shit ton of people)

>>150988890
>>150988847
Face it, the writer is a fujoshi that believes homosexuality is the end goal of happiness for characters. That’s what happens when you ket porn addiction dictate your values.

>>150988927
Moreso male homosexuality. Sure there are some lesbo coubles but Vivz seems to be okay with and actively encourage a man to barge into those relationships like with Chalastor and whatnot

>>150988890
I could see Blitzo justifying it, with the idea that Mr. Wrigglers is everything he wants to be, but never will

>>150988890
>remember that one of those gay dudes was a homewrecker that ruined a marriage but its okay cause the woman was mean and homophobic
I don’t want to be that guy, but why take her words at face value, especially when she said "probably"?

>>150988972
It’s written by the same fat fujo cunt that said “cheating is necessary”. The worst part is the world is run by worthless cunts that think like her

>>150988843
Bad kids are fine, even if they’re just products of their environment and bad parenting, and haven’t done anything nearly as bad as Moxxie.

>>150988972
What animal is that? Is she a plant sinner?

>>150988972
Honestly I think thats just a quirk in the writing to make her sound like an especially dumb and bitchy Karen type. I mean she dies and he almost immediately marries some dude? Pretty suspect

>>150988995
No one can be a bigger misogynist than Vivziefat.

>>150988672
This is how Mr Wrigglers is going to be pulling up in Season 3 for revenge

>>150988996
If you ask me, I think it should be punishable by death.

>>150989019
Mr. Wrigglers is above vengeance.

>>150989010
Fujoshis are very self hating of their genders, especially the hardcore ones that fantasize and wish they were men to.

>>150989031
>Mr. Wrigglers is above vengeance.
The gag would be he didnt come for vengeance despite looking geared for war, he just wanted to apologize to Loona about if his reaction to her revealing her true form hurt her feelings.

>>150989031
>If you ask me, I think it should be punishable by death.
Agreed.

>>150988993
>Is she a plant sinner?
Yup.

>>150988995
She said "ex‑husband." We don’t know how long they’d been divorced.

>>150989031
Ok, that’s a bit extreme. Case by case, but if one partner spends all their time and effort trying to maintain everything and the other partner literally cheats to get what they want, what else could you do with the cheater? It should at least cause some social isolation.

>>150989048
Don’t matter, she’s just now finding out her husband was never even attracted to her and that should piss anyone off. I hope she sues Blitzo or something

>>150989048
Do we know what happens to her?

>>150989048
Look at the fucking dumper on that minx!

>>150989067
I feel like you're just projecting Stolas's story into that guy. He could be bisexual for all we know. But whatever, I can't change your mind.

>>150989095
She was tossed out of I.M.P.’s office window. She’s probably fine, though. She is a Sinner, after all.

>>150989048
>>150989130
You can tell the Husband is a massive faggot even if he didnt marry a man cause he divorced THIS

Do we have more leaks of Hazbin Hotel S2?

>>150989160
>You can tell the Husband is a massive faggot
Seems to be a common trend with the men in this show. No straight dude would ever give up babes like Stella, Verosika and Karen.

>>150989194
At least Moxxie has his head on (mostly) straight, even if he is a bit of a homodegenerate he's at least remained faithful to his wife.

>>150989231
Too bad his dick's never been inside her

>>150988672
Would be interesting if he tells the people up in heaven how there's hellborn demons running around earth murdering people, like I imagine that would be against some rules.
Blitzo needs to have some consequences of his business being literally evil murderers for hire, since apparently Satan and the whole trial didn't give a shit and only cared about him using a Goetia's spellbook.

>>150989231
But is she faithful to him?

>>150989160
She’s got that hot, thicc MILF build, I’ll give you that.

>>150989268
Yes

>>150989154
I must be projecting a lot as a khv. Whatever, I just hate this selective edginess focused on making everything uglier.

>>150989154
Is that her looking at her ex-husband’s new family book? Is that the point she was tossed? I hate this show so much, why do I keep coming back?

>>150988988
>"There’s no way I could ever have a family."
>"I mean, I killed my own mom."

>>150989286
I don’t think so.
>You know I love you, right?

>>150988672
>jolly Exterminator acting like Ned Flanders while massacring the residents of Hell.
I'd actually watch the show just for these moments.

>>150989326
I don't know dude I think you guys are just brainwashed by cuckshit like 90% of this site seems to be. If it turns out she did cheat then I'll eat my words but I think it's just wishful thinking to play into a fetish.

>>150989353
Reminder: >>150988996

>>150989366
What does Blitzo trying to spare Stolas' feelings and avoid confronting his own guilt have to do with Millie or Moxxie?

>>150989298
You should probably just watch Sinsmas, honestly. That book's just Stolas’s homoerotic novel he wrote to kill time.
>Is that when she got tossed?
Yeah, right before. Blitzo was pissed because she'd been acting like an asshole the whole time.

>>150989326
I do have my reservations about Millie saying that to Moxxie, but to say she cheated is preposterous. It would be completely out of character for her, and it would feel like it came out of nowhere since there was no setup for that plot thread.

>>150989384
Foreshadowing.

>>150989353
None of us want to believe it but this is Vivziegay we’re talking about.

>>150989326
>Moxxie I love you but SOMETIMES...

>>150989390
>watch Sinsmas
Please no

>the cheater’s homoerotic novel
>she thinks it’s trash
>and has been a karen to these insufferable people the whole time
>and has some heft to her
She’s my waifu now. Thank you for the introduction.

>>150989393
I don't see it anon. Sometimes you just see what you want to see.

>>150989384
>Blitzo trying to spare Stolas' feelings and avoid confronting his own guilt
This is actually the cleanest interpretation of that line.

>>150989352
>"Howdily doodily Infernal Neighbors! A fine Extermination Day isnt it?"

Said the armoed cyborg angel man soaked in the gore of the damned

>>150989435
There’s people out there that worship these two

>>150989416
Suit yourself.

>>150989475
>Loona's hips are almost as wide as Karen's

>>150989475
Okay fine I checked out a little bit. Just enough to hear her voice. New Yorker accent and cute bitch like I figured, then Stolas ruined it.

>>150989515
Yeah that sheer size is what I was talking about last thread to. Imagine how big they'd get when she becomes a mother

>>150989299
>"I mean, I killed my own mom."
That was some random imp. A male one, judging by his horn pattern.

>>150989515
Karen has bigger tits than Loona, despite what fan artists want you to believe about Loona's cup size.

>>150989540
>Imagine how big they'd get when she becomes a mother
Now I can’t stand the idea of her ex-husband

>>150989531
Stolas ruins everything. It’s his purpose.

>>150989540
I am prepared for such an event.

>>150989557
Was refering to Loona, the Karen is already a mom, those kids that the fags stole were hers after all.

>>150988847
>Blitzo has had increasing doubts about his job and where his life is going, but he needs the money and he knows nothing else.
>Loona has been pestering him about going on a job, so he hesitantly gives into Loona's request and takes on what he hopes is an easy & quick kill, Mr Wrigglers.
>Short goes on similar to how it went officially with some minor changes.
To save space we'll skip to the end.
>All day Loona had been talking to Wrigglers about her insecurities and feelings that her life has no direction.
>Mr Wrigglers comforts her, acting like a therapist and a wall for Loona to vent her frustrations at.
>Until Mr Wrigglers reveals he has cancer, he already said his final goodbyes to the children he took care of for so many years.
>Loona overcome with guilt about killing someone she sees as a pure kind hearted man, almost seeing him like her father, Blitzo.
>She confesses she was sent to kill him. Mr Wrigglers is silent for a moment, he does not run, he does not beg, he remains stoic as he was for the children.
>He embraces his death, he's already nearing death's door anyway, better to die quickly than slowly, plus If it brings some pleasure for Loona, why fight against it, it's his final good deed.
>Loona slowly raises the pistol to him, but she's hesitant, she's shaking, sweating, unable to put her finger on the trigger.
>Until *bang* That's when we see Blitzo running toward the gunshot and hearing Loona crying. He runs faster thinking something bad happened to his little pup.
>He sees Loona kneeling and sobbing, Blitzo runs over to Loona gripping her shoulder. Blitzo looks over at the corpse of Mr Wrigglers then into the eyes of Loona, completely overwhelmed with tears.
>His eyes start to tear up, he caused this, he took his daughter on a job she was mentally unprepared for, final shot shows them embracing.
>Credits roll with no music, just complete and utter silence.
Short serves as the setup for Season 3.

>>150989563
I swear that homos and fujos alike have no real empathy. I’d be a raging cunt on wheels if my homosexual ex somehow conned the system out of taking my kids to expose them to their degeneracy. The only way that they can villify others is by showing their justifiable disgust towards their ways and trying to present it as illogical. It reeks of “I don’t like the way you said it” when trying to argue with your woman.

I want to go back to talking about fat femmammon, what happened?

>>150989673
She got stuck in a door

>>150989686
Were getting a Gmod Physgun, stand by folks.

>>150989686
Oh yeah? What kind of door? Leading to where?

>>150989673
Nothing is preventing you from talking about it.

>>150989686
>>150989690
Kek.

>>150989690
Hold on, bud, let’s have a little fun first. She’s never going to learn if she doesn’t face some consequences, is she?

>>150989696
Nope, that’s why we’re talking about it now. I see the way she presents herself but not even all the money in the world can rewrite physics.

>>150969700 (OP)
>Can't believe they rotoscoped Viv for a helluva boss scene.
I need to know more...

>>150989695
The all you can eat Mammon brand buffet of nuggies and popcorn

>>150989710
I think Vivz is the kinda uglyfat woman that even The Architect. Many people assume most fatfags will fuck any tub of lard, but they only like fatsos that are attractive and well built. Like a normie wouldnt fuck a skinny person that has an ugly face and badly built body after all?

>>150989714
How far is she from the nuggies with that pesky door in the way? Could she even get her round gut past the square door.

>>150989727
I just hate her works and don’t even want to give her a chance to pass her genes down. People who think like her need to be removed from the genetic pool as humanely as possible.

>>150969716
is that dingdong?

Since Mammon is spider Coded, that ,eans FemMammon would probaby get pregnant with hundreds of spawn like an actual female spider.

>>150989834
Would she be greedy about that too? Imagine her literally rubbing her spawn still gestating in her big sweaty belly in your face.

>>150969700 (OP)
I need to see this animated but with mimzy

>>150989834
>Since Mammon is spider Coded
I would say he's centipede and spider coded, given his shape but the legs are more spider like for sure.

>Would she be greedy about that too?
Oh, most definitely, she's a greedy bitch in many aspects.
She would probably drag you around like a scrawny purse dog if she wanted to.

>Imagine her literally rubbing her spawn still gestating in her big sweaty belly in your face
Hell yeah.
What a picture, I'm assuming in this scenario were responsible for her getting knocked up in the first place.
She'd probably be teasing you while she's grinding up on you, pinning you to a wall, her own sweat dripping onto your face.

This thread has gone to weird places now, I'm eager to see how far it can derail from here.
Let's just hope we can keep things proportional.

>>150989864
Based, she got a good voice.

>>150989856
Shit my bad, I messed up the post.
>>150990090

>>150988996
I don't get why anyone would be upset by Stolas cheating. Now In Season 1 yes I get it but S2 ep1 made it so clear WHY Stolas would cheat I'm shocked anyone cares about it anymore. I think it's not good writing how "justified" they made it but it's there.

>>150990341
>I don't get why anyone would be upset by Stolas cheating.
Homophobia and lack of empathy. Stella is a woman and physically attractive. That's all there is to it.

Stolas is just a little bitch.
He acts like being married to a big bitch like Stella is so horrible and he's stuck with her and has to put up with it, but people forget:
He's the one with the power in this family.
Stolas is the Prince, while Stella is just the sister of a Marquis, if Stolas wanted he could have just divorced the bitch and tossed her ass out and any custody battle would go his way because he's literally a higher place of nobility than her family.

>>150990397
He did say he was sticking around for the sake of their daughter which is noble until he fucked that up

>>150990410
I wanna see Loona and Octavia go on a solo adventure.

>>150990422
same,"seeing stars" kinda set up a sorta friendship I wanna see that actually expanded on

>>150990094
It’s fine. I want to keep going on about the humiliating aspects about letting her greed overtake her

>>150990953
In what way?
You think she'd be hording all the baby food she could find for her spawn or like her overfeeding herself?

>>150988653
>The alt ending Vivzie didn't want people to see

>>150991047
Viv is so fuckable, however she is prolly annoying

>>150989010
>>150989032
Reiterating this point:
>Viv is a rare specimen of women in that she, on some deep subconscious level, utterly despises her own sex. Like Queen Victoria, Phyllis Schlafly, or Cersei Lannister... Being a coom-brained fujo is a symptom of her views toward of women. It's important to note that this is not a disdain for femininity, which she most certainly prizes, as seen not just in how feminine men (Mox and Stolas primarily, but others too like Fizz) are often positively portrayed but also how negative hyper-masculine ones tend to be shown (Crimson, Striker, Mammon). Regardless, Viv isn't even aware of this aspect of herself and plenty of people on her team don't share it all, so it'll be muffled in the actual execution of the show.

>>150988672
God I need to see art of that with him also becoming a archangel

>>150989046
If Wrigglers actually becomes relevant in the main series and it isn't Loona that apologizes first when they meet up again I'd be pretty pissed. The story is already bending over backwards to make IMP seem like good guys despite their actions, portraying him as being in the wrong would push it over the edge into absurdity.

>>150991221
Post the Collen image too, for posterity.

>>150991336
Not that poster but I have it on hand so here you go.

>>150969700 (OP)
>So your tellin' me ya tried to blackmail Oz?
>Yeah, and I would've made a pretty penny off of it too if everything hadn't gone to shit! Knew I should've had Blitz whacked straight away, that fucking strunz...
>Fuck me dead. Not gonna lie with you, mate, not sure if I should get crook at you for messing with my cashcow, or be stoked for putting Ozzie's undies in a twist!
>Well the clown ain't exactly yer big star anymore, is he?
>You heard, huh?
>What, you think I live under a rock? Pretty sure even the biggest stunad in the Sloth Ring caught wind of that.
>Gah, can't believe that pansy cunt took MY prime investment away! The nerve of that shit.
>Ah, don't sweat it. Those two deserve each other. A bunch of finooks, you know what I mean?
>...No, I don't have a fucking clue actually.
>Fairies. Poofters. Queers...?
>Yeah, still not following you, man.
>Pillow-biters? Bum-chums?
>Uh-
>Fags!
>Ah, I getcha now. Well, to be honest I couldn't give two shits about whatever they get up to, so long as they kick up the dough when it's time to collect.
>Right, of course. You're a business man first and foremost, like myself. I respect that. You and I, we've got your eyes on the ball, while all the homos have theirs on balls.
>Heh, I guess. You know, you ain't half bad for an imp.
>I'll take that as a compliment...
>Still, I'm right miffed at what Fizz did. To think he'd be so fucking ungrateful, to throw away everything I gave him! Think about much more money I he could've mad for me! He was like the son I never asked for!
>Trust me, I understand the feeling. I've dealt with my own fair share of ingratitude; from my son, actually.
>Really? It get any easier?
>Huh, wouldn't expect a Sin to be asking me that, but eh, nah, it don't. You do get stronger though, which is a better trade.
>Well that's a fucking disappointment.
>Then here's to disappointments for sons.
>Fair dinkum.

>>150989863
Have an edit

>>150991894
Can you edit more?

>>150991927
If you're gonna ask to edit it into a whole new character I can't really do that just quick and simple ones

>>150989254
Do you know how babies are made?

>>150992255
Turkey baster

>>150992255
We certainly know how they're unmade.

>>150972647
>but his decision to defy God
God is never mentioned in the series and doesn’t seem to be a thing- at least based on certain ancient hebrew translations from the OT as this video analyzes: https://youtu.be/qak0BfxHqyU?si=EZgqKUpP5UcLEoOn

>>150972647
I’d say it’s more like Gnosticism.

>>150992374
>filename
>"Come along now Abort."

>>150991202
Thieves and scammers is just petty and harsh, especially when a lot of them are just people in poverty trying to get by, also stealing from privileged rich assholes to give back to the community is noble and just.
Also why would God even allow “evil” to exist? This is why I am a fan of Gnosticism.

>>150990341
>>150990370
If he’s not into her, he should get a divorce. Plain and simple. All of his pain is self inflicted due to his own stupidity. The cheating is also hurting Octavia, and he genuinely doesn’t care.

>>150991202
Don’t see how kidnapping should be on the same level as abuse and pedophilia. Also define “murder”, was what Luigi did to help people who were denied healthcare “bad”?

>>150992555
He DID get a divorce. Did you even watch the show?

>>150992586
After over a decade, dumbass. He sat there pretending to be a victim when he was the one with all the power in the relationship. He could’ve thrown her out the moment Via was hatched, but he didn’t. Do you understand, or do I need to put in simpler terms for your retarded head?

>>150990341
Because S2E1 was such a blatantly obvious attempt to glaze over Stolas and justify him that it's ignored. The only people that care about that shitty attempt to remove all nuance from the story are those that ALREADY hated Stella and excused Stolas. They just wanted the ammo that episode gave them.

>>150988890
The woman was also a member of the bourgeois and was a privileged bitch that needs to be taken down, but keep showing way too much sympathy to the rich elite.

>>150969700 (OP)
Imagining Viv acting like that is hot

>>150992621
>marxist word salad out of nowhere
Okay that explains a lot.

>>150988985
Or maybe you are just another American living in their privileged bubble.

>>150989047
>>150989031
Ow the edge.

>>150992630
>outing yourself as a third worlder

>>150990370
Empathy? Why should anyone have empathy for Stolas when he’s consistently hurting Via with his affair? What kind of father brings his side piece with him when he’s supposed to be spending quality time with his daughter? What kind of father makes his daughter watch his live attempted execution so he could save his side piece?

>>150992613
Gee, almost as if growing up a noble and being forced into a marriage with a toxic person doesn’t have the best results, but keep ignoring all context and social commentary because you live in your american bubble.

>>150992639
I live in Canada, but keep making assumptions about anyone that disagrees with you.

>>150992655
Stolas isn’t going to fuck you.

>>150992612
Did he have all the power in the relationship? I don’t think you understand the politics of the rich elites.

>>150992685
>I don’t think you understand the politics of the rich elites.
You seem to know
Enlighten us won't you?

>>150992667
Not even attracted to Stolas, but keep making ad hominem.

>>150992655
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Helluva Boss' social commentary. The message is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of how nobility and aristocracy works most of the writing will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Blitzo's dirty jokes, which are deftly woven into his characterisation. His personal philosophy draws heavily from sausage party, for instance. The fans understand this stuff. They have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny, they say something deep about life. As a consequence people who dislike Stolas truly ARE idiots. Of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Stolas' depraved cock craving which itself is a cryptic reference to Oscar Wilde. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Vivziepop's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Stolitz tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only. And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>150992664
>I live in Canada
Yeah, the third world.

>>150992650
I mean, Stolas’ own father was shit, so Stolas doesn’t have the best experience for good parenting, but keep ignoring that context and how rich people can be terrible parents, just look at Elon Musk.

>>150991202
And then they fucked

you know, even assuming that stolas could not break away from stella or get rid of her after octavia hatched, he STILL is the one with all the power
he could have whooped stellas feathery ass until she figured out the power dynamic, but instead he let her walk all over him
the simple fact remains that his misery is at least partially a result of his own actions and not just because it was forced on him

>>150992693
>Yeah, the third world
Whatever helps you cope: https://youtu.be/8f8OS9WA3VQ?si=qXWDKzevDQLpEOYO

>>150992712
where is lute in this

>>150992722
seething alongside vaggie from the cuckchair

>>150992722
Having gratuitous handholding sessions with me

>>150992711
Making up excuses doesn’t excuse him, but keep trying.

>>150992721
I'd tell you to kill yourself but I need a medical license for that.

>>150992693
I mean, Helluva boss and Hazbin Hotel aren’t even my favourite shows and I have issues with them, I’m just calling out the ridiculous drama in these threads. But keep strawmanning.

>>150992722
Taking her frustrations out on Vaggie.

>>150992732
You're a real sick son of a bitch

>>150992733
You try having a snobbish neglectful father like Stolas’ dad then.
>>150992737
"When the debate is lost, insults become the loser's tool."
- Socrates

>>150991202
This is similar to a green I wrote. Adam's jadedness meets Charlies naivety, that thread was also great with other nice greens.
>>150992612
He could have walked out at any time or thrown Stella out, he had that power. Sure you could explain he stayed with Stella for Octavia's sake, just that if Stella was that much of cunt from the moment of conception. Why stay with her after Octavia was born or at least became of age.
The story in season one had a decent setup, season two was a sharp change of course, it really does feel like the start of really bland fanfic.

>>150992755
Hey, she approached me first.

>>150992621
>>150992655
>>150992764

>>150992792
>Sure you could explain he stayed with Stella for Octavia's sake
>forcing a child to witness constant fights between their parents is better than being raised by a single dad
it doesnt matter how you look at it, stolas was still a moron responsible for his own shitty marriage

>>150992755
>"You're sick? I can take of you Anon"

>>150992804
Of course, not saying you're wrong Anon. If anything I'm emphasizing your point.

Anyway, since the other thread got archived, here an adorable Octavia.

>>150992842
>Of course, not saying you're wrong Anon. If anything I'm emphasizing your point.
thing is, the show and plot bend themselves backwards, sideways and in any other innumerable ways in an attempt to make him look as guiltless and victimized as possible
poor widdle stolas did no wrong, he was a good boi from day one and holds no blame for the countless mistakes hes made, all of them were justified because of the bad hand life dealt him
in any case, yeah the other thread got killed, i think we should just stick to one HB thread at any one time

Uh, Millsissies, how do we respond????

What the fuck

Just find this video about octavia and I gotta said. This is ass

>>150993015
ignore the fujofiends, anon
their opinions are worthless

if a human had a child with a goetia, would they come out as human, bird or a combination of the two?

>>150993070
Combo of the two but appear mostly Goetian as she is the one giving birth. They have some partial humanity in them but Goetian/Demon at their core.

>>150993119
So, if the mother were human and the father demon the kid would be mostly human?

>>150993164
Yes, look at Merlin for example. Mostly human, partially demon, human at his core.

>>150993070
No way to know in canon but I like to think you'd get something like Nymo.

>>150993302
>I like to think you'd get something like Nymo.
I mean, he's essentially a full bird except for his eyes

Why doesn't Vivziepop make cambions and nephilim a canon concept in Hellaverse? Is it because humans are not important enough to be included in the afterlife's politics?

>>150993456
>Why doesn't Vivziepop make cambions and nephilim a canon concept in Hellaverse?
Creativity issue, shouldn't be hard to figure out
>Humans not important enough in the afterlife
Nonsense, sinners and winners are literally the ones who change the afterlife's dynamics via tech invention and cultural exchange

>>150991047
>What if instead of Viziepop she was Viziepoop and she just shat everywhere all the time?
>Hell yeah dude, I'd still fuck her though.
>My foreskin is so fucking tight

>>150993456
I get the feeling Vivzie really doesn't like to write about humans, nor does she view humanity in a positive light (if that wasn't obvious enough). She's already said that Blitzo wouldn't ever hire a human for his company, and that demon / human relationships are EXTREMELY taboo. And now Bee apparently hates 'em, too.

Suffice it to say, a cambion character will never happen.

>>150993500
>demon / human relationships are EXTREMELY taboo
When did she say that?

>>150993500
Viv is very against making her setting interesting in general. She completely killed the possibility of ghosts by saying outright that they can't happen. She could've said they're what happens if a sinner escapes to earth (they can't fully manifest and become specters) but she just refused it.

>>150991202
why not just separate them? heaven is infinite there is no reason they cant place them on opposite sides of heaven

>>150993524
It was late last year, if memory serves. As for WHERE she said that, I'm drawing blanks, but it might've been on her Patreon, where she hides little nuggets of information behind a paywall.

>>150993606
Likewise, she could've said ghosts are the result of one somehow circumventing the death process. But of course, that would require nuance and an examination as to how the death process works in her universe, and we can't have that, either, cause it cuts into her golden gay times.

>>150993606
Speaking of sinners, it baffle me that they can bleed when they're supposed to be, you know, fucking DEAD.

Episode Zero now on the main channel for those who didn't wanna give amazon money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu12or7uOHE

>>150993643
That's nice, but I'm not going to bother. Mission Zero is just more "Stolas damage control," and directly contradicts the first episode.

>>150993665
>directly contradicts the first episode.
how?

>>150993500
I could see it being like the manga Make the Exorcist Fall in Love where most of the major demons have had relations with humans and it never ends well. The main character in that gets raped by Asmodeus and Belphegor has a son with a human who goes insane and tortures the kid to death for being a nephilim.

>>150993637
Well they do regenerate. You saying they should be bloodless? I wouldn't really mind that actually.

>>150993500
I feel like this or next season of hazbin they're going to confirm sinners used to spawn in the other rings of hell but slowly got banned/exiled from the rings over the eras from overlords doing fucked up shit

>>150993686
>you're saying they should be bloodless?
Well yeah, blood is literally a sign that you're alive, which would make no sense in the context of the afterlife unless we're speaking of native lifeforms like the hellborn and heavenborn

>>150993697
>blood is literally a sign that you're alive, which would make no sense in the context of the afterlife
They obviously have animate physical bodies, which is normally a sign of life. It's just an "afterlife" here.

>>150993716
Anon, when you die and go to the afterlife you're not supposed to be "alive" in the biological sense, sure they can have bodies and whatnot but blood just doesn't make sense for me when it comes to the dead.

>>150993737
>human blood- red
>angel blood- gold
>hellspawn blood- black
i agree that sinners shouldnt have any blood, if vivzie gave more of a rats ass about the world shes created besides merely as a set for her gay drama, she would have thought this through

>>150993737
>you're not supposed to be "alive" in the biological sense
Depends on the religion. In Christianity, people get living physical bodies like Jesus did at the resurrection.

>>150993771
nta, but living bodies doesnt mean they have blood in them
Jesus still had the nail and lance wounds when He came back, but they didnt bleed, so while His body was alive, it was devoid of blood

Saw Viv say they started recording for "Roo" If she really is the "root of all evil" that will be sad. That sounds dumb as fuck.

>>150993771
Yes but that's specifically for those saved after the Day of Judgment, not for sinners in Hell long before that. The restoration of the flesh and blood of the saved is specifically an additional miraculous event on top of the eternal salvation of existence in heaven.
>>150993789
>Jesus still had the nail and lance wounds when He came back, but they didnt bleed, so while His body was alive, it was devoid of blood
No they didn't bleed because they had healed over. His death on the cross was full and total, same as it would've been for any mortal man or woman in the same situation, that's why it's a resurrection.

>>150993771
>>150993789
It's pointless to use Christianity since Hellaverse's cosmology obviously doesn't operate on the same principles (angels creating humans instead of god, redemption for the damned being legitimate, sinners being rewarded with demonic superpowers instead of tormented, etc)

I think the blood/bloodless thing is mostly nitpicking, while sinners being bloodless would've been cool and so would be a more thoughtful use of the lore these shows are based on I think certain aspects are fine when subject to creative liberty. Especially small ones like this.

lets stop talking about pigzies half assed lore and talk about some interesting world building, like how its done in BotF
do you think anon is going to get to ride a dragon at some point?

>>150969700 (OP)
why doesn't heaven have its own counterparts to the Sins?

>>150993866
they do
adam mentions the virtues in the first episode

>>150993848
BotF?

>>150993929
base of the fire, its a fic thats pretty popular in these threads

>>150993802
>she's actually going to go through with that stupid plotline
Welp.

>>150993848
>naughty croissant's gypsy hands made this meme.
>>150993812
>

>>150993848
>scholomancy.
Dracula graduated from it.

>>150991121
You know it has to be overfeeding herself. Don’t know what her little bastards are capable of eating but she must resell the leftovers for a great markup price

>>150993935
Why can’t I find it?

>>150992528
>>150993456
Last night I saw Chainsaw man: Reza arc (it's was great) and i have being wondering. Why isn't there a demon hunter type character in the show? Like its such obvious thing to parody of but very oddly doesn't got one(yes I know about DHORK)

>>150993983
I misread that as Schlomomancy

>>150994058
Amuses the shit out of me that his name is technically King Shlomo.

>>150989299
>>150992528
Well done, anons.
>>150989549
>A male one, judging by his horn pattern.
Correct, though I'd like if Moxxie still blamed himself in part for Crimson offing his mom, like a "If I'd been better he wouldn't have had to kill her" mentality. Not holding my breath.
>>150994045
No dedicated, competent human demon hunters because it'd be cool and we don't get to have nice things. Also same vibe as pic rel.

>>150994045
Viv writes humans as painfully retarded and useless. She does not have a high opinion of humanity if you couldn't tell.

>>150994023
https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/68602336/chapters/177621851

>>150994058
You too?
>>150994073
Indeed, It's pretty funny.
>>150994125
As said, she got that from Invader Zim and maybe a bit of the original Destroy all Humans, just exaggerated them. Though in the latter they were goofy and arrogant but competent, which is how they should have been shown as.
>>150993848
>lets stop talking about pigzies half assed lore and talk about some interesting world building
Always welcomed to do so.

who should make a series about norse mythology?
tadc team or viv?

>>150994185
Thanks

>>150994315
I wouldn't trust lefties with any mythology involving white people.

>>150994315
Neither.

>>150994315
Japan.

>>150989515
THIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>150994315
None and it's better done in music.
https://youtu.be/bN6EU8B8k3s
https://youtu.be/VZf9n0rQrcw

>>150994475
>he doesn’t know

>>150994533
That's a good movie.
>She enthusiastically cheers for Thor when he's on screen.
>Her hair stands up whenever Ted is on screen, even does a low growl at times.
>She gets scared by that one scene at the end, causing her to cuddle Anon.

>>150994598
That'd be so cute.
>"Sheesh, another werewolf movie? Starting to think you might be a furry."
>"You saying I got a thing for furries? Oh no, what would my girlfriend think?"
>she rolls her eyes
>"Right now she thinks you're a dweeb."
>she can't help but smile a little

>>150994796
Indeed but would Loona prefer Bad Moon, Dog Soldiers or another movie, though I have yet to see Dog Soldiers.

so if you die and you go to hell that is exact replica of helluva boss, what is your reaction?
remember everything is possible
there is 0.00000001% it could happen

>>150994815
Bad Moon but she's kinda embarrassed to say it because it makes her look soft.
>>150994838
>"... Well, beats burning to death for eternity."
What would (you) look like? Remember it's Vivziepop hell.

>>150994838
Just Hell? or is Heaven also like it is depicted in HH?

>>150994869
yeah both but lets be honest you are not going to heaven LMAO

>>150994838
if i have knowledge of everything from the current show I'd try to use the to fuck the dog

>>150994838
>so if you die and you go to hell that is exact replica of helluva boss, what is your reaction?
I would immediately go to an internet cafe (which is filled with Peruvian sinners ruining Hell's version of Dota 2) and look up nudes of Verosika to see if they exist.

>>150994838
At the very least try and keep my head down so I can find a way to make an afterlife in the underworld.

>>150994876
>but lets be honest you are not going to heaven
I'm still of that belief, Anon.
To answer the question, I'd likely have an epiphany mixed with a mental breakdown and question my religious beliefs, after that I'm really not sure.

>>150994838
i would buy the clown sex doll.

>>150990051
I’m reserved to believe this translates to “Anon and Loona will never be happy”.

>>150992621
Buddy, you do NOT wanna go down this classism angle lol. So many fan favorites in this show are either class traitors or are the elite class of Hell. Fuck Stolas is the most bourgeois faggot out there lol.

>>150991202
Another example of if Adam was a better written character without sacrificing the personality he has in the show is him just flat out bringing up what happened in the Garden or the tragedy of his sons Cain and Abel. He'd explain so much of his assholery and hatred for Sinners and Lucifer if he just brought up some of the most biblical events he's known for.

>>150995087
His rudeness would have been a cover for his jadedness towards humanity. He saw their highs and lows, while still hopeful for them, he's just tired.
So when Charlie comes and talks about her plan with the hotel on redeeming sinners, her naivety sets him off, causing him to give off a bad first impression.

>>150995087
His rudeness would have been a cover for his jadedness towards humanity. He's seen their highs, lows, their best and their worse. He still has hope for humanity but he's simply tired and is just going with the flow.
So when Charlie comes and start to go on about her hotel and the plan she has to redeem sinners, it's sets him off, causing him to give off a bad first impression, even Lute probably hasn't seen that side of him.

>>150995206
She looks like she's made of wax, or maybe bad cheese.

>>150994838
>what is your reaction?
”Out of all the religions, cults and belief systems that have existed throughout history...it was FUCKING VIVZIE THAT GOT IT RIGHT?”

>>150994838
That’s not what Jesus meant when he said “Through Christ all things are possible”

>>150995521
>>150994838
i would genuinely walk with the biggest shit-eating grin in the history of humanity 24/7.
i don't even like the show THAT much, but of all the hell depictions i've ever seen that could be real, the vivziehell would be the funniest.

>>150992449
>God is never mentioned in the series
>Collin exclaiming "Oh my God!" and Keenie telling him to not use the Lord's name in vain
>Lucifer saying "By God, Charlie!" in Hazbin Hotel
>Character literally named Speaker of God
>Never mentioned
But maybe Viv is framing it so that Heaven is lying about God.

>>150992456
>I’d say it’s more like Gnosticism.
I'm curious. Why do you think so?

>>150992650
>Why should anyone have empathy for Stolas when he’s consistently hurting Via with his affair?
I concede that point and fully agree with you there, but I was talking more about his arranged marriage with Stella. Even back in season 1, she didn’t care about the cheating itself; it was about Stolas sleeping with a lower‑class pleb. And pic related, even if subtle, doesn’t exactly make Stella or her relationship with Stolas and Octavia look good either.

>>150994838
>you die and you go to hell that is exact replica of helluva boss
how does the timeline of HH line up with HB?
because it would suck to end up in vivziehell during Eday, only to immediately get skewered by an angel, no?
not only that, but what would (you) look like?
are you a furry sinner, a humanoid sinner, an innanimate object sinner, a demonic sinner that could pass for a hellborn at first glance etc?
we know that youd have pretty much 0 chance with any of the girls, so the best thing you can do is watch the cast from afar and hope they dont catch on to your stalking

>>150994573
You think I don't know?

>>150994838
im a racist homophobe, so id just get banished out of existence, according to vivzies rules
and if i dont, ill just run out in the open during the first extermination and scream for an angel to come put me out of my misery, theres no way im spending eternity as some inhuman freak, stuck in a dumb latina fujos gay shipping world

>>150993802
Season 3 or 4, I presume. Unless they reveal that the "Lilith" in Heaven is actually Eve/Roo in the Season 2 finale.

fresh from /hmofa/

>>150996262
Neat.

>>150996262
Not a Looner, but it's well drawn and the /hmofa/ dudes are decent folks.

Stellabros, what will you do if they make pic related canon?

>>150997470
Considering most Stellars haven't cared or liked HB since season two or before, I think most wouldn't be surprised with an odd curveball. Putting her in a pairing would likely make people like Stella more so it would probably be a bronze lining to some.

>>150997585
Indeed.

>>150997590
Yeah, this. I would just shrug my shoulders and carry on with life, knowing that this idea will backfire on Viv, like so many others.

>>150997585
But wait. She had two lightsabers. That's super effective against force lightning.

How would stolas react to his daughter turning out gay as well?

>>150998012
You get a friendship edit you get a friendship edit everybody gets a friendship edit!

>>150998111
>Trips confirm
>>150998123
>

>>150998123
Wait shit I forgot to color in the sleeve

>>150998283
LOONA NO THAT'S NOT FOOD

>>150993848

>Viv cribs lore from BOTF

Would it be amazing or horrible or would it just be Gay Archons and Aeons?

What other funny and painful situations could we put brokeass in?

I think he deserves happiness, actually.

>>150998622
The AU, straight version of him, sure
But the show version should be sodomized with a cactus

>>150998681
What about his pilot version?

>>150998727
He's a perverted sodomite, a cheater and a selfish asshole

>>150991336
>>150991342
For good measure.

>>150998816
Fair enough. I just don't hate Stolas as much as I hate Blitzo.

>>150998869
I don’t wanna sound mean, but why do you prefer Stolas over Blitz?

>>150998943
NTA but I'm the same. Blitzo actively murders people for a living and sucks to be around, Stolas seems way more tolerable to be around.

>>150998990
>Blitzo actively murders people for a living and sucks to be around
True, but that sootrat wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad by himseld if he wasnt getting enabled by his owl sugardaddy
If it werent for stolas, not only would he have no way to get to earth, but he'd probably be dead by now
They are both just shitty people

>>150998943
I just think he was a better character compared to Blitzo, who I never cared much about. He had protentional that was wasted, now he's just a sad, sappy, overly emotional queer.

>>150996262
Is that guy suppose to be Chai from Hi-Fi Rush?
It kinda looks like him.

>>150999023
I did enjoy the little bits about his past, but he gets so weepy and angsty. I even enjoyed the episode with him and Fizzarolli.

Maybe I just liked him more because Stolas reminds me of this sissy boy I knew from middle school.

>>150997470
>My honest reaction if that ship ever happens

>>150999231
I prefer Stella and Striker, much spicier

Imagine if you egged Stolas, it'd be extra disturbing.

What did she do to make Anon so angry?

>>150999244
>Stella is based off a secretary bird
>Secretary birds are well known for preying on snakes
>Striker is rattlesnaked themed
Do you think he could handle her?

>>150999289
>"Anon, what, why and how in the actual fuck did you get my dad eggnant?!"

>>150999301
Nothing, there is just a cake in there.

>>150999321
Something tells me you don't know what egging is.

>>150999289
Imagine if you used stella's eggs, essentially throwing his wife's period at him(assuming they are unfertilized)

>>150999342
>Stella's eggs are infant-sized
>walk up behind Stolas and break it over his head

>>150999340
I read that as eggnant, I'm tired Anon.

>>150999301
>>150999321
>"Stolas, did you lay this egg?"

>>150999304
If the show’s writing makes no fucking sense, this ship can.

>>150999366
>This with anon and stolas

>>150999337
Kek

>>150999369
I think this one works better.
>>150999366
>"We were out of eggs for pancakes and I took the initiative"

>>150999337
Underrated

>>150999402
Agree to disagree but who’s fattening who in this scenario, Astr0? Also, can you draw r63 StellaXMammon or have we already asked you that?

>>150999566
I'm not Astro, Anon nor am I into fattery.

>>150999679
Then do not flatter what may become fatter

>Anon keeps trying to put the moves on Verosika
>she's either cold or oblivious, because she's not responding to any of it
>finally she invites him to a succubi sex party which he accepts and shows up to in his best leather gear
>"So uh... where can we get some action? Little crowded in here with all the um... bodies"
>she giggles
>"You're cute. There's a private room in the back. Come on, I'll show you."
>he follows her to the aforementioned sex room
>"Be back in a sec."
>little weird, but whatever, Anon waits
>door opens
>Loono walks through in a black speedo and nipple pasties
>he locks eyes with Anon who squints at him through his cowl
>"Uh."
>"Bro?"
>"Is this like a threeway situation or--"
>"I mean if the balls don't touch then maybe..."
>Verosika peeks in the doorframe and winks
>"Have fun lovebirds. Don't worry, your secret's safe with me."
>then she leaves
>"Dude, why the fuck does this keep happening."
>"Beats me. Sneak out the back and pretend this never happened?"
>"Way ahead of you."

>>150999989
Add octavious to their shenanigans
Would he be the "voice of reason" between these two knuckleheads, trying to keep them out of trouble, only to get dragged in himself?

>>151000068
What like the Double D of the group? Maybe, he'd the sheltered rich kid that doesn't have a lot of street smarts, contently advising against shit but Anon and Loono assure him that it's fine and bite off more than they can chew. He probably tries to drag them out and gets taken along for the ride.

>>151000175
>Loono is the tough guy/muscle, very confrontational and can be quick to anger, but he is a ride or die
>Anon is the clever and slick one with a silvery tongue, but sometimes he doesnt know when to shut up, which leads to trouble
>Octavian is the booksmart one and the voice of reason, trying to avoid unnecessary conflict, even offering to bribe any problems away, which doesnt work as often as he thinks it should

>>150970178
I think it's funny that Mammon blends in so well with his sin (Greed) that he even bleeds into other Sins, meanwhile Asmodeus doesn't embody any Sin whatsoever, nor do Beelzebub and Lucifer.

Hard to say with Satan as he hasn't had much screentime, but he doesn't seem very impressive.

>>150994838
>>150995521
>>150995612
I wanna see the commemorative portrait of vivzie and what the captions under it says

>>151000614
You know, I feel like this isn't the first time I've seen this kind of dynamic. Anon's counterpart even has a green jacket.

>>151000706
The sins are all kinda letdowns really. Hades managed to be everything they are while still being threatening and with ten times the charisma.

>>151000751
>Every relgion guessed about 5%, except for vivienne medrano.
>Who's vivienne medrano?
>Vivienne medrano was a fujo who lived in california during the 2010's. One night she got really high on weed and her best friend asked her "Hey, how gay would Lucifer be?" And Vivzie went on this long rant where she was 92% correct. We couldn't believe what we were hearing! That's her picture right there, I'm very lucky to have that.

>>151001131
You're my favorite anon on the website today for humoring me.

Crucify filthy sodomites

>>151001461
This is a disgrace. Crucifying Stolas is an insult to the Lord. Put him on a Breaking Wheel instead.

>>151001579
>Not pictured: Anon bending over in the bathroom and slamming into her because hellhound slurs turn her on

>>151001579
Deserved, she's a whore
>Also
We need a Bradford spin-off right fucking now

Do goetia girls have breasts or is it just fluff?
Vivzie sure loves to give her character chest fluff, the males, the females, the pets etc
Not only that, but she gave them cloacas, so it wouldnt be out of the ordinary for her to keep with the avian biology in this regard as well

>>151001601
>monkey’s paw curls
>he gets added to the story but is paired with Sally-May