Thread 151147509

Would your childhood make for an interesting cartoon show, /co/?

>Father used to be a Chad who turned into a fat bastard, at least baldness doesn't run in the family. He talks your head off about chemistry, physics, computers and knows more about computers than me. He has this creepy smile and sarcastic humour. Used to have a shitty business, business went "bankrupt", whored around, went NEET part-timer plumber now before going back to his old job.
>Mother is a 11/10 protege student but underachiever. Angry benevolent smiling psycho. She hugs you and kisses you and 10 seconds later once every 3 months yells at you even for things you didn't do and starts breaking shit.

I'm having troubles finding my elementary, highschool, college classmates interesting, they're as boring as myself and my brother. My generation doesn't know how to go outside, including myself. And the things they do when they go outside is typical of Bart Simpson, that's why they're such poorfags now.
Including myself, I have the potential to be an interesting character but I'm as much of an underachiever as those Atomic families on cartoons like Married with Children, The Simpsons,
All the interesting things are in my head which doesn't result in actions unless I literally write a dream sequence.
Being observers is a big problem this generation faces. At best they can be good storytellers for others.

>parents are hank hill if he married kahn's wife
>so skinny tall happa bobby
>was constantly told I was smart and a natural leader
>actually dumb just curious and enthusiastic
>had friends but I distinctly recall being alone a lot
>especially summers and school breaks
>childhood last decade of the 90s, come of age first decade of the 2000s

I have nearly endless crazy stories, they just all require a significant amount of buildup and context to be impactful.
My life's a black comedy (not the Wayans kind) and as much as I dread what comes after middle age parts of me can't wait for this beautiful nightmare all to be over

>>151147509 (OP)
No.

>white upper middle class with both parents, good schooling and a caring family
>any conflict would need to be invented because it was so milquetoast and privileged
Maybe on Cartoon Network

Story/events wise I have some things to say which would at least make for decent slice of life Downtown stories.

I had 2 champagne bottles I left in the grass behind a cross, all drank.
1 of our dumbasses was drunk but could still walk, he was just smiley and luckily could stop laughing when shit got real.
My group almost got caught by the nightwatch because my dumbass asked a guy to check what's that shiny thing in the water in the middle of the goddamn night. He was the only 1 who decided to take a dip in the water in the middle of the summer. I thought it was like a golden pen or someshit, it turns out it was just a beer bottle. I tell him to dispose of it and the fool throws it in one of the abandoned open bathroom stalls made of concrete breaking the beer bottle and making noise.
Not even 1 minute later I see a fucking flashlight and I give the biggest innocent "Good evening" :)) in those "Problem, officer?" troll way. The rest of the group is still wondering who the fuck it is, but I know exactly who the fuck it is.
They start inspecting us and ask us for at least 1 ID.
1 faggot almost tries to run away before the nightwatch holds him.
Bunch of old dudes and this 1 young guy I'm wondering wtf is he doing as night guard wasting his life there instead of banging chicks 24/7 and spreading his seed, motherfucker looks more innocent and better looking than me, jesus. Why the fuck did he inspect me.
My keychains get stuck in my pockets as I grab it and struggle to pull out the coins and keys I had.
1 guy shows his student ID.
They asked us if we have any dangerous chemicals on us.
Ask us if we saw anything weird at 0:00 AM we tell them just a bunch of fishermen.
They wish us a goodnight and leave us.
I point out to someone in the group to the champagne bottles. "Thank fucking God they didn't catch us with those"
The champagne bottles were just sitting there in the darkness in the grass next to do some cross about some guy who died cause he jumped headfirst.

>>151147509 (OP)
Trailer trash autistic white girl with a webcomic artist dad and a cripple mom. Would (You) watch it?

>>151147981
>>151148131
No.

>>151148112
Maybe this one and OP's parents since they sound like more interesting versions of Homer & Marge.

>>151148131
What's your dad's webcomic?

>>151148171
If I say it, I’ll end up doxxing myself.
But it’s a webcomic about a strip mall and a comic shop where the owner interviews superheroes.

>>151147509 (OP)
Lots and lots and lots of wagecucking later. People have no imagination nowadays.

https://mymodernmet.com/stephen-beals-retail-workers-comics/

>>151147981
You'd make for a good contrast against those shitty soap operas like Bitersweet Candybowl filled with shitty characters.
You'd probably be good for making toddler cartoon shows.

>>151147509 (OP)
>>Father used to be a Chad who turned into a fat bastard
This doesn't make your dad interesting. A lot of people's dads tend to be former chads who turned fat and bald.

By definition a dad is someone who had sex and managed to create offspring, and not only that but is more likely to have a job that would be able to provide for a family as well as a house, car, etc. In comparison the son is more likely than the dad to be a perma-virgin NEET with no career, wife, home of his own.

And the second part of him getting fat with age is just a normal phenomena known as AGING.

>>151148913
Nah your genes just suck, fattie. Get back to jogging. I know plenty of 50 year olds who aren't fat.

>>151148952
I knew someone like you with the reading comprehension of a goldfish wouldn't understand the meaning of me using phrases like "tend to be".

Yes not all boomers are fat and not all sons are virgins. Congrats on pointing out the obvious. The point is that comparatively, fathers will TEND to be chads more often than their sons and TEND to get fatter as they age.

>>151148913
>This doesn't make your dad interesting. A lot of people's dads tend to be former chads who turned fat and bald.
Indeed, but this part takes me for a spin: " He talks your head off about chemistry, physics, computers and knows more about computers than me. ". Just, what? How the fuck can your dad know more about computers than you? shame on you.

>>151147509 (OP)
Maybe. It would be kind of like over the garden wall but minus the supernatural elements, well most of them anyway. I spent a lot of time wandering around in the woods with my siblings. There was definetely something kinda spooky going on in there and sometimes it seemed like the lay out of the forest would change when we werent there. There was a crashed car in the middle of the woods we found one time. I have no idea how it got there but it was gone the next time we looked for it. Same happened with stone walls and little bridges over a stream. We followed that stream all the way until it fed into a big pond but never saw the bridges again. It was pretty baffling.

>>151147509 (OP)
Not really. My childhood was pretty boring and the things that were outliers (Dad being in between jobs, Older Sister's sleepover, Friends and I sneaking into an R rated film) have already been done.

>>151149062
>How the fuck can your dad know more about computers than you? shame on you.
The expectation is that younger generations know more about technology than older generations, but zoomers have reversed this trend compared to millennials.

Modern computers/smartphones/etc. are made so as to be completely easy to understand to complete idiots, so zoomers don't really need to learn how to use computers much.

As an example it's very basic knowledge that computers have folders/directories so maybe you might have a "Pictures" folder and within that folder have a "Comics" folder or a "Reaction Images" folder. You may envision it as if they are locations in your hard drive. Well they found many zoomers have a difficult time with this concept and tend to imagine computers like a big "bucket" that everything gets thrown in. Similar to how you might just search Google or YouTube for something instead of imagining a YouTube video is in some folder like on your hard drive.

>>151147509 (OP)
Nah
>Grew up being raised by my grandma and grandpa because my mom and dad started at the bottom trying to get to the middle class
>Grandma bikes me to school everyday, smokes tons of ciggarettes, hits me with a slipper when i eventually break them all or cause trouble.
>Grandpa (step-grandpa) was a navyman, tells me cool stories about his time in the navy, always slither to his room at night to watch his old movies.
>Addicted to the TV, play outside sometimes but my main entertainment was TV
>sometimes playing around at the local cemetery because my country doesnt invest into shit like parks so everyone hangs out there
>Or play around at my relatives' shared house because they're all neighbours and live together
>Great aunt married a japanese guy so when he comes around he lets me play Dynasty Warriors on some console he brought with him (understand jack shit, but it looked cool)
>Sometimes take "vacations" to my parents' apartment, normally spend time in malls or watching a movie.
>eventually start living with my parents (again)
>Grew up only knowing only to piss on trees, fields, abandoned corners,so my first day of school in da citeh i pissed on school premises and they got mad at me

>Complete supersitious gullible coward despite always being taught ghosts arent real, used to hide under my pillow every morning and call for my parents or grandparents to help me because i thought there was an evil spirit in the room
>Completely believe every ghost story or scary story anyone tells me, so i pissed myself in front of everyone during class because i was scared of the supposed ghost in the hallway bathroom
>Lived in a place with quite a few indians and muslims, see a woman in a hijab on the soccer field, i am filled with fear and think she's bloody mary
>My mother tells me my babysitter is possessed by a demon (she was actually suicidal, they just called a family member)

>>151148200
Is it a good webcomic at least?

>>151147981
*milk toast

>autistic retard being autistically retarded
Not really

>>151149668
It's not really my taste

>>151147509 (OP)
Both of my parents had fucking crazy lives that you could make autobiographical movies about, all of which happened before I was born because they decided to have me after things settled down. The only thing interesting about my childhood is that it was in Northern California at the tail-end of when California was still the "it" part of the country so it could sort of work as a historical piece I guess. Seriously just make an animation about my mom or dad their lives were fucking crazy compared to my boring ass shit.