Thread 151148560

>Universal Pictures has dated the CG animated film, based on the blockbuster children’s show, for theatrical release on Feb. 26, 2027. “Cocomelon: The Movie” is produced by Moonbug Entertainment, Flywheel Media, Prime Focus Studios, DreamWorks Animation, with animation by the DNEG Group.

https://variety.com/2025/film/news/cocomelon-movie-release-date-february-2027-1236570577/

>>151148560 (OP)
I mean Dreamworks has always been a mixed bag, we got Antz the same era we got Prince of Egypt, we got Shark Tale the same era we got Shrek 2, we got Monsters Vs Aliens the same era we got How to Train Your Dragon, we got Boss Baby and Trolls the same era we got Captain Underpants, it’s pretty on-brand for them to make dogshit after a masterpiece.

>>151148560 (OP)

>with animation by the DNEG Group

Bro imagine working on Nimona to make this

>making a theatrical movie about a web baby show
most redundant project ever

>>151149063
>imagine working on poop to make wet farts

>>151149099

Even Disney is doing it

>>151148560 (OP)
How the fuck does one make a movie on this Ipad kid shit? This shit turns children into retards, they're gonna walk out of the theater saying "DURRR DURRRR DURRRRR".

>>151149164
Calling it now, tons of autistic manchildren are gonna show up to flood that theater wearing Bluey costumes or whatever and claim that it's "very mature for a kids film".

>>151149226

14 pages of the same fucking image

https://desuarchive.org/co/search/filename/I%27m%20not%20watching%20that%20shit.png/

>>151148560 (OP)
Bluey killer is coming

>>151149226
>How the fuck does one make a movie on this Ipad kid shit?
Cocomelon is forced to witness the horrors of the real world when his family and friends are killed in a bus accident that he manages to survive. Dreamworks Animation's Cocomelon movie focuses on the struggle of a growing JJ as he is forced to leave his entertainment career behind at the behest of a rich family that pushes him into the field of business finance. He tries to become a musician, but is forced back into accounting by his abusive adoptive parents. At the end of the movie, JJ is met by hallucination of his parents, who encourage hop off the roof of his dorm building, which he does, finally ending the tragic story of CocoMelon.

A tragedy that'll be retold throughout the ages of online media. A story sadder than the termination of Mumkey Jones' Youtube channel. A tale far more depressing than the fall of iDubbbz.

>>151148560 (OP)
>Cocoshit
>>151150284
A “in name only” bait and switch is the ONLY way Coco can be good.