Hazbin Hotel
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Vox's plan makes absolutely no sense.
Considering the fact his ambitions revolve entirely around making it to Heaven and usurping control, he should be all in on the hotel considering it's supposedly the reason sinners are capable of redemption. Why is he spending all his time slandering Charlie and the hotel instead of funding the only potentially viable way for him to attain his goals? He should be pouring all his wealth and resources into researching the concept of redemption, if it's legit, intuiting the mechanics, trying to contact Heaven for any sort of verifiable proof of Pentious being there but instead he's spent the first third of the season running smear campaigns and media psyops against his best asset. Is he stupid?
It's a show for gay furries who cares
>>151205923 (OP)
Baxter might've been sent to the Hotel on Vox's orders to study redemption
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:20:39 PM
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>>151207568
>>151205923 (OP)
No, he's crazy. He's a vengeful, sociopathic fuckboy who's so desperate for validation that he's willing to take the most risky and shortsighted chances for people to fawn over him.
He craves attention more than anything.
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:23:16 PM
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>>151220271
>>151206129
Hey, fair point. I didn't even consider that. But it probably means we're getting an awful "liar reveal" moment that Viv is ill equipped to pull off
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:29:00 PM
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Is that Deltarune by Toby Fox?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:34:03 PM
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>>151216316
>>151205923 (OP)
I'm going to give the show the benefit of the doubt since they haven't fully revealed his entire plan yet
But from my understanding the only person as of right now who has evidence of Pentious being redeemed is Charlie, and all she knows is from Emily popping in and giving an incredibly rushed and vague summary of what happened up in Heaven with Pentious. So from his and everyone else's perspectives in Hell, redemption is very far fetched at best and nonsensical at worst
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 10:56:37 PM
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>>151205923 (OP)
More like highly delusional.
That said I'm calling it that having Abel in charge of Heaven's defense is going to backfire spectacularly on them.
Vox doesn't necessarily have to be strong to get far if everyone else is too disorganised to actually utilise their superior strength.
>>151205923 (OP)
Vox doesn’t want to be redeemed. He doesn’t want to change his ways and find a place among the saved. He wants to keep being a vicious sadistic sociopath and rule over heaven while doing so. There’s a huge difference. It’s like asking
>why is that crew of robbers trying so hard to figure out how to get into the bank vault? Don’t they know they could just open an account for a safety deposit box and walk in?
No shit, but getting in the “intended” way defeats the purpose of getting in at all, which is to do so on your own terms and to serve your own ends.
>>151206691
Yeah but why not find a way to redeem sinners on his side and have them stay in Heaven to gather intel?
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:03:48 PM
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>>151206881
>>151206731
Because redeemed souls would no longer want to help him perpetrate his obvious evil?
>>151206752
what if they pretended really good
Anonymous
11/9/2025, 11:18:03 PM
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>>151207533
>>151205923 (OP)
There’s a graph at in ep 1 he uses to show how they’ll take hell, I think it’s a
>The more attention he gets, the more powerful he becomes scenario.
That’s why he’s trolling Charlie because she’s a femlolcow that the scandal gives him unlimited attention
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:07:08 AM
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>>151213654
>>151206691
>>151206928
>Vox is redeemed by Alastor’s words about Hell.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:09:25 AM
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>>151206132
>He craves attention more than anything.
He has that in common with Alastor. It's probably why they got along so well at first.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:32:04 AM
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>>151208174
>>151206881
>Trying to trick the big man upstairs
Good luck
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:41:52 AM
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>>151208256
Any leaks for ep5 and 6?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:57:15 AM
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>>151207863
>Big man upstairs
>As written by Vivienne
50/50 it works, no contest.
>>151207967
Idk the exact source but the earliest I found these bullet points on Twitter was October 21 2025. The same source very accurately described episodes 1-4
On TikTok I have also seen brief leaked clips from episodes 5 or 6, which show Vox harassing and attempting to hypnotize Angel Dust in a dark room, a short clip of Charlie and Vaggie singing the unreleased song "Easy", and Angel Dust in drag drinking with Husk
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 3:06:31 AM
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Anonymous
11/10/2025, 5:18:56 AM
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>>151211925
All of the songs this season have been bangers.
>>151208256
So how's this season writing compared to Season 1?, this looks fucking atrocious as fuck
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:02:21 AM
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>>151211923
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:12:06 AM
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>>151212189
>>151211792
sum me to plot of prev episode
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:12:26 AM
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>>151211179
eh most of them are kinda mid compared to season 1
lute being the standout so far
most of them are just show tunes
no high production value stuff like season 1
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:28:22 AM
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How am I supposed to take Alasjobber as a villain seriously, remembering how he sat in a literal cuck chair?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:44:44 AM
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>>151211923
Charlie gets trolled by Vox and it has more screen time between them than Adam and Charlie did in the entirety of Season 1.
Vox doesn’t leave until Vel is threatened.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 7:07:05 AM
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>>151206129
He gave them a TV to spy on them, just like your faggy "smart" TV spies on you IRL.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 7:07:41 AM
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Vox is so hot.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 8:04:14 AM
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>>151213326
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 8:12:39 AM
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>>151205923 (OP)
he doesn't want to be redeemed.
also I doubt you can be redeemed if your ultimate intent is to subvert heaven itself.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:35:07 AM
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>>151213410
I’ve got my hands on a script for the 4th episode of season 3 titled “A Day to Forget”
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:37:52 AM
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>>151213621
>>151212763
Vox came first
>>151213326
Deltarune started development before Hazbin Hotel did.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:04:30 AM
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>>151213654
>>151213621
Vox was around before Tenna was ever designed.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:04:32 AM
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>>151211743
Songs are better in my personal opinion but the writing has not improved
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:06:18 AM
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>>151206129
wow he really is the new pentious
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:09:00 AM
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>>151212271
eh Vox is more like Mettaton if you ask me
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:09:27 AM
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>>151213621
Tenna got cited as Toby giving his first try on his design in 2016, Vox is probably like all the rest from 2015 and that furry hell arc thingy.
Effectively they're both from like 2015 then.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:12:45 AM
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>>151213636
this is true, but tenna is actually based on the character called 'tv dinnah' from Little King's Story video game.
>>151207533
i do think vox will get either a redemption or a crisis of character when he finds out alastor is just a puppet on a string. he's spent decades trying to be just like this guy, and in one minute he can find out that alastor's a fuckin loser and a fraud.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:50:09 AM
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>>151213945
>>151213410
Reminds me of Hot Patootie from the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:19:12 PM
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>>151214095
>>151213796
Who is Frank N. Furter beating the guy to death then.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 12:49:32 PM
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Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:06:55 PM
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>>151205923 (OP)
The best part of the 2 new episodes for me was Charlie imitating Pentious and I've never seen anyone bring it up. Made me laugh really hard.
What would happen if you sold your soul to an angel and a demon? Would they both keep you alive eternally so the other couldn't get your soul? Or would they divide custody? One week in heaven and one week in hell?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:35:59 PM
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>>151214971
>>151214273
Constantine, stop fucking with loop arounds.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 1:39:03 PM
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>>151214971
>>151214273
I was about to ask what angel would possibly be willing to take legal ownership of a soul, then I remembered Emily exists, and if you told her that a demon tricked you into giving them your soul, then you could probably convince her to also take ownership of your soul and then contest ownership in afterlife court or fucking whatever
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 2:40:32 PM
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*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP*
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 3:22:33 PM
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>>151214273
>>151214300
>>151214315
>Emily: "You wanted to save your dog, and a demon tricked you into selling him your soul?!"
>Anon: "I know, tragic!" Anon said dramatically.
>Emily: (gasp) "Oh, Anon, you deserve to go to heaven. Don't worry, I'll buy your soul," she said, hugging you tightly.
>What Emily didn't know was that Anon didn't even have a dog. No, he was a cat person.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 4:02:31 PM
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>>151216259
>>151208256
>The specific visuals and sound
What's the context for it being worded like this?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 4:31:04 PM
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>>151215530
Weird question but since Vox has shark anatomy for whatever reason does this mean he has a cloaca
Lovecraft’s cat
11/10/2025, 4:38:17 PM
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>>151215477
He would be ashamed to have one
>>151215592
Vox would probably be a fun date if he was really into you
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11/10/2025, 5:47:06 PM
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Anonymous
11/10/2025, 5:48:00 PM
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>>151215679
He wants Alastor to connect his speakers to his television.
>>151205923 (OP)
it would be interesting if he subconsciously doesn't want there to be a way to be redeemed because he wants an excuse to wallow in the shit, but i think that's too smart for vivzie
>>151215243
From the rest of the leaks I think it's a list for reviewers of stuff they're not allowed to talk about
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:07:44 PM
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Let's say Lute is going to kill a character this season. Who would you prefer it be? For the story.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:14:59 PM
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>>151206298
>So from his and everyone else's perspectives in Hell, redemption is very far fetched at best and nonsensical at worst
he spies on the hotel so he may know shes not lying, but he probably has a "I don't want to be redeemed" complex and a dose of "I'm too far gone to be redeemed anyway." Plus he wants to rule heaven and hell and be a god, not just be redeemed.
>>151206731
>train sinner to be spy
>get them redeemed
>sinner no longer wants to be spy
>tells heaven vox's schemes
dumb idea.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:15:55 PM
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>>151229194
>>151206065
Guaranteed you've sucked more cocks than I have...
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:17:20 PM
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>>151215679
I love that my edit keeps being posted.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:19:55 PM
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>>151216259
Thanks. Never heard of that kind of restriction list but that makes sense.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:21:54 PM
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>>151216603
>>151205923 (OP)
This show is highly satanic it has DEMONS in it
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11/10/2025, 6:28:46 PM
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>>151216259
Yeah this was my assumption as well
>>151208256
Additional leaks for episodes 7-8 if anyone is interested
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:34:59 PM
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>>151216579
>>151205923 (OP)
Baxter is researching the mechanics of redemption and in all likelihood he is going to sell that information to Vox. He really may be the “next Pentious” in the sense that he is a spy sent there by the Vees, but he could just be doing a better job of it because apparently Charlie assumes he’s just there to satisfy his own scientific curiosity. Even after Cherri knows that he openly works for Voxtec and sells all his discoveries to them, he still hasn’t been called out.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:41:22 PM
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>>151216513
What's interesting is that in some of the (accidentally leaked) images of the final episodes, Baxter is present with the main gang and seems to be enthusiastic in joining them. Despite the fact he works for Vox. Maybe he changes sides like Pentious.
I also noticed that Lucifer and Angel Dust are missing in this leaked images, which maybe corroborates these leaks
>>151216486
>>151208256
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:42:13 PM
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>>151221881
>>151216486
My favorite part is how the protagonist and hotel is unrelated to all of this. She should have just made Alastor the main character like she wanted to.
Truly. All the events of hotel could be ignored and plot probably wouldn’t change outside of Pentious.
Vees already found out about Angel weakness. Could have defended themselves and proven it, then start a crusade to attack heaven
Lovecraft’s cat
11/10/2025, 6:43:15 PM
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>>151216382
So true you might as well say it again
I'm almost 100% sure him “murdering” his father was just an accident and that his actual sin is his self destructive behavior because of misplaced guilt.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 6:57:08 PM
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Hey guys, look, I found a picture of Alastor naked!
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 7:09:42 PM
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>>151219139
>>151216759
nah 100% his father was homophobic
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 7:11:02 PM
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>>151216250
Vox being redeemed while intentionally depicting him as still a massive dickhead, just that he overcame whatever sin he was damned with would put the whole redemption plotline into an amazingly complex spin but Viv is more than likely going to either just not redeem anyone this season, or legitimately redeem someone not so satisfying like Cherri Bomb, Baxter (good god no), or Angel Dust if she wants to set up killing off Valentino permanently.
So how do we think Alastor is going to retaliate against Vox when he gets free?
Add him to his broadcast of tortured screams? Turn the tables and pressure him into selling his soul? Reveal he was just using him and never took their rivalry seriously, then deny him any further attention? Just kill him?
Wait, why the fuck was Heaven afraid of a Hell uprising in the first place when to their knowledge nothing could harm or kill them? And literally the only reason the Hell denizens eventually found out Angelic weapons can kill Angels, is because Heaven sent an army of retarded exorcists down to Hell to exterminate souls who (again to their knowledge) had no means to harm Heaven/Angels
>>151217290
Feels like it'd be the 'reveal he was using him' and tossing him out like trash, but I don't think Alastor is the one who's going to deal a death blow to Vox.
Alastor is now FREED, and yet still the strongest sinner, he wouldn't need to waste his time with someone who was barely managing a 3v1.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 7:39:13 PM
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>>151217159
He's confirmed to be dead (again)
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 7:41:15 PM
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>>151217518
>>151217357
Adam dying is already information enough that Hell has SOMETHING that can kill angelic beings given he was an archangel so none of the normie heaven folk are safe given they're weaker than him.
IF Sera actually gave more context to the speaker room that it was due to exorcists leaving their weapons in hell that it happened, it's only more evidence.
Adam dying is the confirmation that it's possible to harm them. The extent of THAT confirmation is what's not confirmed, as I doubt Sera wants to self report that she was overseeing the army using weapons that could end even angelic beings.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 7:41:52 PM
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>>151217290
We know he's still around for Season 4, so nothing of consequence will happen to Vox at all despite being the Big Bad of the Season.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 7:49:48 PM
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>>151217552
>>151217409
>Adam dying is already information enough that Hell has SOMETHING that can kill angelic beings
Yeah, their own weapons. Lute probably told them. It's not some mystery.
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11/10/2025, 7:52:42 PM
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>>151217518
It really should be as to not have some ambiguity for them to blindside folks with in universe and out of universe.
Even though it'd really make it dubious to keep up an exorcist army knowing full well those same weapons can be used against their own people.
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11/10/2025, 8:05:07 PM
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>>151217159
First sinner to get exterminated. But since that only happened 7 years ago it’d be fun to see him in the background in somebody’s flashback from before that.
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11/10/2025, 8:08:31 PM
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>>151217357
Since Lilith and Alastor disappeared 7/8 years ago, and since the exterminations happened right around that time, it probably has something to do with the big mysterious master plan that’s going on there that keeps getting teased but never fully revealed yet.
Possibly Lilith/Eve/Rosie/Roo/whoever the fuck is the puppet master here told Sera that there was some bullshit plot going on.
>>151205923 (OP)
>Is he stupid?
Yes.
You have to understand, Vox is literally so delusional he buys into his own hype, and genuinely thinks he and the Vees are the most powerful in Hell, despite Overlords still being ranked below Goetia and Sins and Royalty.
He thinks that since Adam was killed, proving even higher ranking angels can die, that he has a shot of taking over Heaven and killing the bigger angels despite Adam only being an archangel, higher rank than a normal angel for sure but NOTHING compared to a Seraphim.
>>151217785
You could see the exact moment the show put a death flag on him. Not even funny how a motivation like this screams "I'm going to die by the end of this season or be made irrelevant."
>>151216759
It would've been much more interesting if Angel Dust's sin was actually deeply shameful and hard for Charlie to defend, like him being a pimp or something
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 8:17:42 PM
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>alistor contacts a demon from hell, with the wish of becoming the most powerful demon in hell
>this demon that grants him such a power is shown to be the equivalent of a quest giving npc and is herself never even mentioned as having such a magnitude of power and influence herself
>alistor didnt attain his power from an entity outside of the boundaries of heaven or hell like we all surmised (eldritch/lovecraftian)
Huh?
>>151217848
The going theory is that Rosie is some form of secret final boss that is simply disguised as an edwardian cannibal.
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11/10/2025, 8:21:34 PM
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>>151217363
True, though Stayed Gone does end with a threat from Alastor and he's a guy who'll cannibalise you for spilling a drink on his shirt.
On the other hand what greater torture is there for Vox then being humiliated and ghosted by Alastor.
>>151217829
Its just funny to me how they act like Angel Dust being a murderer is such a big shock to her, and how Angel is so ashamed of her learning about it.
Like dude, she hangs out with serial killer Alastor, and is dating a ex-genocidal angel, Charlie doesn't give a fuck that you killed your mobster dad.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 8:23:28 PM
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>>151205923 (OP)
>>151217878
Yeah I think Rosie is the big bad of season 3.
>Vox manages to get to heaven
>Fails spectacularly
>Rosie steps in and actually manages to invade Heaven
>Oh no what will we do, cliffhanger for s3
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 8:23:53 PM
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>>151217785
Fitting for a Cult Leader. How many of those impload when the top drinks too much of his own cool aid?
>>151217848
What
>>151217878 said.
Inverse take though, it could be evidence that Rosie really is just your average overlord and Alastor has just been overly cocky all this time because Rosie let Alastor match her power or at least a fraction of it.
The show did give a very real possibility Overlords are just built different but not to the extent of fighting an archangel like Adam.
It MAKES way more sense for Rosie to be secretly Lilith, Roo, Eve, whatfuckingever, but at the same time, we don't have much scaling for Overlords other than Adam still being able to one tap Alastor.
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11/10/2025, 8:58:21 PM
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>>151218547
>>151216250
this would fit if he used to be a televangelist.
even if viv isnt smart enough to think of this, the voice actor might have done. (voice actors tend to write their own character bios so they can act the character out better, and vox's VA seems to be putting his whole ass into his performance)
>>151217159
weren't the nazis big into magic, this is kind of hilarious
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:02:27 PM
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>>151218522
>>151217899
What is the point of making redemption a core part of the show's theme(s) if they're not going to ask difficult questions and explore complex situations, like if there are certain misdeeds that are too awful for redemption, what are those misdeeds, and how to handle people who have done harm but have genuinely improved as people
You can argue that Pentious fits the description of the latter, but even then the show still goes out of its way to frame Pentious's inaction as a sad sob story about his guilt instead of his cowardly selfishness
>>151218489
did you miss the part where vox asked if he could be redeemed and got mad when charlie said yes he could? they are clearly at least thinking of these concepts.
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11/10/2025, 9:06:13 PM
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>>151218826
>>151218522
He didn’t seem mad, but shocked.
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11/10/2025, 9:07:03 PM
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>>151218420
Vox is my favorite character right now, and I still gotta say, I think it’s his vocal performance carrying the character more than anything else.
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>>151218522
I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt for now since the season isn't over yet, but now that we are 1.5 seasons in it seems like they are not really exploring redemption with much nuance and depth
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:15:32 PM
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>>151218679
>be angel dust
>make amends with your shithead dad you killed
>shithead dad gets redeemed instead of you
fully expecting something like this.
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11/10/2025, 9:16:51 PM
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>>151218656
That would be amazing.
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11/10/2025, 9:26:13 PM
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>>151218540
I don't think he is shocked by her naivety, I think he perceives her perpetual optimism and hope as a threat to his plans and is annoyed that he hasn't broken it
>>151217917
I don't like the way this changes their relationship from being allies to master and servant. It makes no sense for Rosie to be able to just gift anyone the ability to be the strongest sinner, you can only give what you already have so she would have to be much more powerful than that
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:32:28 PM
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>>151218985
>>151218857
>you can only give what you already have
Says who?
Maybe the process of making a deal grants someone more power than they have on their own, with the catch that they can only do so by granting someone else’s desire.
>but that makes no sense to me!
They are all already fucking magical sparkly ghost furries.
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11/10/2025, 9:34:24 PM
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>>151218857
Again, I actually completely agree, but this is someone who's cannibal town makes up a corner of Pride, so this IS still presumably one of the stronger end Overlords just being able to give Alastor a genuine power boost enough to thin out some overlords like he did in the pilot, but Alastor might have caught on that his power isn't all that given he still made deals with Husk and presumably Niffty.
The issue here might be that we could be overscaling Alastor to being more than what the show is blatantly telling us he is.
HOWEVER, Alastor's over confidence against Adam would be more justified if Rosie was someone stronger than just your average overlord, Alastor knowing this and thinking he'd be given the strength to take an archangel on.
>>151218857
This was the point i was trying to make earlier, so say she is low key the strongest figure in hell, she bestowed power onto alistor so that in turn he could keep his “end of the bargain”, that being what tough? What is it that alistor could acheive for her that she herself could not?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:35:28 PM
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>>151218925
>What is it that alistor could acheive for her that she herself could not?
Plausible deniability.
>>151218904
You just reduced deal making and hell power level system to that shit in morrowind where you would craft potions to craft spells to make stronger potions to craft stronger spelsl stacking
which two low level demons could use to ascend to godhood by just making deals with eachother back and forth, its just retarded
>hey jerry, ill make you the strongest demon in hell if you buy me an ice cream
>well steve, im gonna make YOU the strongest demon in hell if you tie my shoe for me
What did you guys think of the leak that Emily turns out to be the big bad who has been manipulating Heaven and Charlie all this time? Sounds like it could get stupid, but I can't wait to see her demon form and backstory either way.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:46:08 PM
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>>151218925
>What is it that alistor could acheive for her that she herself could not?
alastor is pure evil but he is still a descendent of adam, so maybe he has a divine spark she doesn't have as a hellborn
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:46:58 PM
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>>151220062
>>151217899
I don't know, I think murder, even a singular one, can still be pretty shocking especially in the current context of Charlie's knowledge on how redemption works. How do you redeem a murderer, even if it was an accident, done out of self-defense or done to protect someone else. Charlie might hang around with people who are immoral pieces of shit, but who of them genuinely want and seek redemption? Alastor is certainly not.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:48:02 PM
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>>151219046
I think that's the second-dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:48:27 PM
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>>151219126
>>151219046
>>151219046
What,??
Can I see it?
And I will not be surprised cause Lute (secures the heaven) and Charlie (secures the redeemed sinners) feel important for the Hazbin Hotel to work.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:48:29 PM
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>>151218985
I have not played that video game. I was thinking more like geniis or fairies or voodoo in folklore or tv. Makes sense a video game would do it, though.
And that’s actually a fun idea. Requires a certain level of cooperation between the two characters. Many of the sinners seem to be backstabbing people who are more concerned with their own personal interests and don’t always work well with others, so that could add potential drama.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:50:09 PM
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>>151219097
>Can I see it?
>>151216943
this. dad was probably an alcoholic homophobe that hated his son and beat his wife. angel got tired of the abuse and killed him
how would someone like that be redeemed though? accept his homophobic dad and let him potentially kill him or angel's mother? there's no easy solution
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:52:37 PM
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>>151219239
>>151219046
he's lying incase any lurkers are worried.
>>151219139
>how would someone like that be redeemed though?
save his new abusive daddy valentino's life. but that may be too ballsy considering he's a literal rapist
>>151218985
Rosie says that (living)Alastor’s idea to summon a demon so that he can become the most powerful sinner in Hell once he’s dead is literally the first time that anybody ever tried that and it was part of what made him a super special snowflake unlike anyone she had ever seen. Which is also stupid. This show is stupid in general.
This is old but here's a transcript of some of the script Emily's VA posted a year ago
>>151219176
he probably had to kill people on an industrial scale to get enough material to make those skull piles
so still unlikely, you'd think some nazis would have tried it, but less bad
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 9:58:38 PM
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>>151219171
no, the opposite. i think he has to allow valentino or his abuser kill him and come to acceptance with that.
which is kinda dumb because valentino doesnt want to kill angel dust so i dunno how it'll work
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:00:14 PM
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>>151220310
>>151219176
>>151219230
Alastor is portrayed to have more knowledge than the humans before him, as Rosie admits. That maybe he is guided by Roo to do this.
>>151219230
>he probably had to kill people on an industrial scale
That'd make even less sense on how he didn't get caught in general
That many people going missing and be disposed of would get some notice
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:02:21 PM
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>>151219310
>>151219275
maybe if he mostly stuck to the poor or black ones, but i don't think they'd go there
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:03:03 PM
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>>151219300
It seems he only killed rich douchebags in the flashback
what race is human Alastor
he has brown skin but doesnt look black with that hair
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:08:12 PM
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Does anyone else feel like Vox being a cult leader is a bit too on the nose. I'm not sure if Valentino was being sarcastic about the type of following he had or if he was literal Jim Jones/Peoples Temple type of cult leader?
Especially since he died in the 1950s. This era of post war America saw the beginnings of modern celebrity culture due to the rise of the television and a craving for escapism from cold war anxieties. I feel like they could've been more creative with that.
But again maybe they are. We haven't seen his full backstory yet
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:11:53 PM
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>>151219403
i like the idea of him being a televangelist and that's how he ended up a tv headed guy.
>>151219139
Why would Angel feel any sort of guilt about killing his horrible father though. It feels like something you'd be proud of.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:12:34 PM
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>>151219456
>>151219403
Vox is bullshitting, and he died by tripping and falling face-first through a TV screen.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:13:31 PM
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>>151219477
>>151219446
he died by being crushed in a black friday sale
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:14:50 PM
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>>151219456
>You got trampled in a black friday sale?
>No, I got trampled by a black named friday
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:16:34 PM
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>>151219440
that's the problem. there's probably tons of people in hell who feel no guilt for their crimes or who think it was justified.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:18:34 PM
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>>151219578
>>151219370
From my understanding he is a Afro-Creole: multiracial with African and European ancestry
>>151219171
God dammit that’s EXACTLY what’s going to happen. I can already tell. A big climactic moment where Angel has the ability to kill Val and Charlie convinces him of the “if you kill him you’re as bad as he is” and then Angel is redeemed.
God dammit I can see it. I don’t like it but I see it.
>>151218925
If she’s able to give sinners Overlord level power by making deals then that would make her the most powerful by far. Just deal with a few schlubs, make them Overlords while you pull the strings. It kind of undermines what Overlords are supposed to be, the most cunning, cut throat and powerful demons if they can just make a deal to become one.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:21:02 PM
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>>151219774
>>151219537
wonder how the fandom took it. they probably wanted him to be some emo guy
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:22:55 PM
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>>151219774
>>151219403
I think he was a televangelist but Viv is being weird about how she's trying not to actually offend people by being vague about it.
>>151219539
And then Niffty kills Valentino anyway. Just make it a running gag that Niffty kills a villain at the end of every season. In the exact same way every time.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:23:43 PM
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>>151219776
>>151219545
I mean it’s canonical souls can be traded like currency, it’s how Husk fell from overlord status. Presumably Rosie had a LOT and traded Alastor control of the majority in exchange for ownership of him directly.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:23:53 PM
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>>151220647
>>151215592
Can Vox even drink? I didn't see the milkshake go down.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:24:58 PM
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>>151219615
What Emily is tossed to Hell, she rages, and Emily kills her in season 3.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:25:18 PM
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>>151219779
>>151219615
Ok that would save it. If they did that bit again I’d forgive the anime forgiveness meme, same as I forgave it in Season 1. And recycling it would actually make it funnier.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:29:36 PM
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>>151219539
I doubt Angel is going to be redeemed anytime soon.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:30:43 PM
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>>151219789
>>151219615
>Niffty kills Vox after he no longer sees the point of his goals
>He is in heaven
>Lute is confused about it
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:35:06 PM
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>>151219578
it's been known for a while. the sjw half demanded he look more brown
>>151219608
probably saving it for something later, helluva boss has portrayed riskier things
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:35:10 PM
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>>151219866
>>151219545
>>151219616
I think we sacrifice the confusion of having to deal with Alastor potentially being on the level of some archangel or Eve bullshit and have to figure out how closely Overlords are to one another, because it does make sense to imagine one of the stronger overlords can just MAKE another overlord status wise.
It's just kinda weird what it means for Husk if he was really on a losing streak like he said and Alastor swooped in and STILL only managed to get a deal out of him and not seemingly harsher servitude like the mooks Alastor summons during attacks.
You'd have to just figure out the scaling for overlords instead of having to contend with Alastor being on Eve's level which is a lot less of a headache given he's still getting diffed by Adam and struggling with Vox even with unexpected Niffty assist.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:35:26 PM
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>>151219643
>Alastor can see Niffty sneaking up behind Valentino the whole time before she stabs him
>says nothing because he wouldn't be able to open his mouth without laughing
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:36:13 PM
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>>151219804
>>151219728
>lute popping a blood vessel as progressively worse and worse people keep getting redeemed
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:37:10 PM
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>>151219789
>Niffty ends up in Heaven
>she hates it because everything is so clean she's got nothing to do
What's niffy's story? Why is she so kinky. Was she some Japanese maid sex slave that has PTSD from cameras recording her?
>>151219776
>mooks
Those are the souls Rosie gave him. She ate their bodies so that only the formless shade was left of their soul. They are totally incorporeal so they can be shaped by the person who controls them. Husk and Niffty are the only souls Alastor actually claimed with his own contracts, the rest he couldn’t resist simply killing
>Husk would hate Heaven because the strongest thing there is probably orange juice or some non-alcoholic wine
>Vox would hate Heaven because the media is varied and can't be controlled by one single entity
>Valentino would love Heaven because he can still bang anyone and anything if Adam having sex on the constant means it's still possible to get into orgies.
What did Viv mean by this
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:42:29 PM
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>>151219946
>>151219836
We don't know yet
Plague of gripes made some interesting points about how she acts and her character design to think of an idea of how she was in life
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:46:13 PM
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>>151220470
>>151219886
The ending should be something like Demolition Man.
>Why don't you get a little dirty? You a lot clean. And somewhere in the middle... I don't know. You'll figure it out.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:46:55 PM
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>>151219836
>>151219896
>mfw I just realized Niffty could've been in the internment camps
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:46:59 PM
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>>151219987
>>151219866
That makes way too much sense given all we ever see him summon that aren't Husk or Niffty are the same sort of skeletal looking shades of souls.
I'd be further curious what that means of Alastor's power if Rosie is just potentially vacuuming up all the souls and Alastor is just PURELY wanting a shortcut to power so he can kill and beef with any overlord he wants.
Is Alastor also as much of a murderhobo as Niffty is?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:47:35 PM
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>>151219866
>Lilith was thinking of eating Adam to do this with him, but the Vees probably snatched it from her
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:47:37 PM
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>>151206881
>what if they pretended really good
The logical thing to do would be using whatever vague TV themed powers this fruit has to MK Ultra brainwash sinners into sleeper agents that act righteous enough to be redeemed but activate once out of hell. But this would prove that heaven is 1000000% correct in never letting anyone out of hell for the protection of heaven.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:48:48 PM
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>>151219836
Here's the real question: we know where Husk was when Alastor summoned him, but where was Niffty when she was summoned?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:48:55 PM
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>>151220048
>>151217878
>>151217917
>people still don't believe the leaks
why
>>151219947
I think that’s exactly it. What I don’t know is why Rosie agreed to it, what she gains by using Alastor as a middleman for souls she already owned instead of doing it herself.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:51:37 PM
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>>151220046
>>151219987
She gets plausible deniability like I already said. Almost no one knows that she owns Alastor's soul so people assume that everything he does is part of his agenda, not hers.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:53:25 PM
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>>151219886
Promiscuity is harder to condemn than substance abuse or pride in our coomer culture
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:53:38 PM
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>>151220124
>>151220017
Right, but she already very publicly met with Charlie, pledged support to Charlie, sent her cannibal army to fight and die for Charlie. If she’s trying to help Charlie from the shadows, she’s doing a pisspoor job. But it seems like she’s using Alastor specifically for the purposes of helping the Morningstars.
>>151219977
I'm playing devils' advocate in the event it gets changed up, even though I see in this thread alone Viv is saying changes can't possibly be made based on our criticism until Season 5 now, but given they shaved the mustache off Alastor, I'm having doubts about that.
>>151219987
If to propose anything for Rosie's part, accessibility? That's a lot of overlords to take out, and I doubt Rosie has that kind of time to do it herself while managing Cannibal Town.
I'm only really proposing this Devil's Advocate to deny Rosie being Lilith, Eve, or whatever because it's not entirely far fetched to say she really could be a simple overlord. Like if it DIDN'T make sense if she was just a simple overlord I would think there'd be more glaring issues than just anything to do with Alastor's confidence.
I still ultimately think Rosie being someone stronger than just an overlord would solve a lot of issues, like the motivation to have her keep an eye on Charlie or such, but Rosie could also just have the same level of intrigue as Carmilla and Vox shared, very little but enough that it warrants a closer eye.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:55:33 PM
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>>151220111
>>151217829
>>151217899
>>151219079
Killing your own dad is a whole level of messed up that is way more personal. Not even Vox had done that.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:56:09 PM
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>>151217159
Imagine the many gay porn Hitler would have if he does appears in the show
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:57:26 PM
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>>151220108
>>151220048
I personally think Rosie has the Voice of Lilith. The ability to sing to empower others, somehow. And that this voice is channeled through Alastor’s staff. Hence why Lilith is silent; she is compelled to be silent. She got Ursula’d.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 10:58:38 PM
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>>151220091
Or it’s the voice of Eve and Eve can’t speak despite being really evil.
Anonymous
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>>151220062
I think people are preemptively writing off Angel's sin because he's from a mob family and most definitely would've been a victim of his dad. According to the law yeah Angel did something bad, but morally nobody would blame him based off of what we know and can put together. It's possible that his human origin has been changed though.
>>151220046
Yeah, but still no one knows that Rosie is Alastor's benefactor. They've got everyone else thinking that they're just buddies, and Alastor decided to help Charlie out on his own initiative. Rosie hasn't said done anything in public that suggests she's responsible for Alastor's absurd powers. Only when it's just the two of them.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:00:19 PM
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>>151220200
>>151220124
*said or done
Anonymous
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>>151220320
>>151220124
>>151220137
Why do people forget that Vox doesn’t know about Rosie’s and Alastor’s actual relationship?
>>151220124
Sure, but again: so what? She’s publicly supported Charlie at this point, what does she gain by ALSO secretly supporting her? It doesn’t make sense. It’d make sense if Rosie didn’t want anyone to know she was supporting Charlie for whatever reason (maybe Lilith wouldn’t like it, maybe Cannibal Town would turn her, maybe anything, who knows) so she needed someone as a proxy… but then that proxy brings Charlie directly to her, to directly ask for help, which she directly grants?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:06:45 PM
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>>151220208
Lilith fears Eve.
Anonymous
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>>151219836
judging by her shirt she was probably shot to death. domestic dispute?
Anonymous
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>>151219275
I am once again reminded of H H Holmes.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:09:20 PM
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>>151219886
they probably make everyone sit around in a big circle pre-orgy and make them give consent one at a time
>>151220048
if we're keeping the levels down, rosie could be an ex-angel, her skin is white enough.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:09:50 PM
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>>151220295
>>151206167
>>151206129
We literally already know he is working for Vox because he told us in episode 3.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:10:05 PM
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So Alastors sentient shadow is actually Rosie?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:10:28 PM
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>>151220379
>>151220208
>what does she gain by ALSO secretly supporting her?
It's not necessarily about that. Some of those other Overlords he took down in the past could have been rivals that Rosie needed to bump off without it being traced back to her. Even if he failed and got captured, he's too proud to rat Rosie out.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:10:28 PM
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>>151219440
My theory is that it made his little sister Molly sad.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:11:20 PM
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>>151220271
Yeah we know that but I was questioning if there was more to it
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11/10/2025, 11:12:33 PM
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>>151220362
>>151219269
>>151219176
Also it’s not really surprising he was the first. You figure most people who summon demons for power want power ON EARTH, it doesn’t seem commonplace for someone to make contact with demons in hell and go
>hey so whenever I die I’m DEFINITELY going down there, what can you do to fix me up with an endless killing spree in the afterlife?
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:13:25 PM
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>>151220200
When I said "almost no one" I was referring to Husk, not Vox. He at least knows that Alastor is "on a leash", if not who is holding the leash.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:16:12 PM
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>>151220409
>>151220310
Makes sense though why would you want power for the life that spans 80 years instead of the one that can span thousands of years or potentially infinite time
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:18:12 PM
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>>151220281
So Rosie grants Alastor the majority of her power so he can do her dirty work killing overlords without making her look like she has anything to do with it, but then also they’re openly besties and dearest of friends? Despite Alastor’s (again, very public) disdain of friendship and close working relationships in general?
It doesn’t track at all, anon. “Rosie grants power to Alastor so he can do things secretly for her that she isn’t able to do openly” only works if she isn’t constantly hanging around him and helping him do those things. You don’t have weekly business lunches with your secret hitman.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:18:45 PM
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>>151220464
There's either going to be a twist with Angel and him killing his dad isn't what damned him, or it's going to be something stupid like his dad was the guy keeping the other gangs in line or the feds at bay and with him gone more people ended up being killed.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:20:11 PM
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>>151220456
>>151220362
Most deals with the devil are predicated on the sacrifice of “trading in an afterlife of damned misery for success on Earth”, I don’t think most people ring the devil wondering if he can sell his soul for better treatment of his soul.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:23:17 PM
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>>151220508
>>151220409
But thats clearly a shitty deal. 50 years of pleasure for infinite suffering
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:23:35 PM
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>>151220598
>>151220388
So far with Pentious they wanna say it was possibly
>Pentious' cowardice
>Pentious' voyeurism
>Pentious' fear of being killed
That he then corrected by
>Not being afraid
>Sacrificing himself for others who were in danger
>Actually put himself outside (kissing Cherri)
It's gonna be something with multiple layers to it to potentially speculate what Angel could even do to correct.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:23:47 PM
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>>151219940
What do I hope it will be? Sin and evil actually aren't the same thing and they come to the conclusion that actually most people in Hell are bad (not evil) because there is no hope but most of them weren't evil when they died, they were just guilty of sin. This leads to Heaven and Charlie working together and the hotel effectively becomes Dante's Purgatory.
What will probably happen? Roo is le ancient epic super duper powerful evil that predates Heaven, everybody comes together to kill her but oh wait evil needed so good can exist uh oh, so Roo is actually just sad because everybody wants her dead because they no understand evil. Everybody lives happily ever after and sings a song about how being gay is okay.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:26:32 PM
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>>151220712
>>151220456
Right, but who thinks of it?
>I call upon the spirits of darkness, grant me my wish!
Yeah this is Mephistopheles, what do you want? Riches? The love of beautiful women? To be the best blues guitarist in the world? Solid gold fiddle? You know the rules, it’ll cost you your soul
>When I get to hell, I want to keep on living my life of Earthly sin. Forever. None of that “ironic price” punishment. I wanna keep doing what I’m doing, down there. With other damned souls as my victims. Hook me up?
I doubt most devils have heard an offer like that, and it strikes me as one that most of them would immediately admire. So, I thought Rosie’s reaction to Alastor’s request was pretty fitting.
I want Charlie and Alastor to have sex and force Vox to watch (it's for his redemption, I swear)
>>151220518
You should draw it and tweet it to Vivzieplop.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:28:20 PM
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>>151220727
>>151220518
>Charlastor
Thought you guys died off
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:33:47 PM
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>>151220464
We don't know how Pentious died yet. He might have an heroed.
I find it funny how whenever an artist draws Tenna and Vox together its always the Deltarune fans that whine about Vox's crimes and how he shouldn't be depicted with Tenna
>>151220518
>I want Charlie and Alastor to have sex
I still hate that retarded asexual label Viv slapped on him for no good reason. I've seen some back and forth on the trashhole that is Twitter about how repulsed they feel that an ace person is being forced into humiliating sexual situations.
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Anonymous
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>>151220606
if it makes you feel any better i'm asexual virgin wizard and that bed scene was the hardest i've laughed at an hazbin scene
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:37:20 PM
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>>151219618
he clearly drinks later in the episode
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:43:11 PM
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>>151220892
>>151220508
>"I'm going to be honest with you, kid. You're the first person who's ever sold me their soul for something other than complete nonsense like asking me for a golden violin. Most people don't understand that eternal damnation is... you know, eternal."
>"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Are you going to help me or not?"
>"Okay, calm down. What kind of demon do you want to be?"
>"I want to be the demon who scams old people online."
>"Wow... you're really evil."
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:44:14 PM
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>>151222308
>>151220530
The delulu keeps the ship alive. The more toxic, the better.
>>151217825
Didn't Vox's VA record lines already for Season 3? I doubt he'll die but it's highly likely he'll lose his business or overlord status. Unless it's an Adam situation where Alastor hallucinates Vox or something.
>>151219224
Vox's plan really is like Plankton's in The Spongebob Movie, golly.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:52:34 PM
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>>151220782
If Vox’s role was going to be substantially reduced, Christian Borle would have been signed on to voice two characters. I’m convinced Viv planning to kill off Adam is why Brightman plays Pentious as well. It’s not an uncommon practice in Broadway casting
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:55:07 PM
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>>151220782
Hi, one of the Voxfags (not really), who is constantly thinking Vox could probably get sent to Heaven to send the redemption concept into a more complicated direction, which would kill Vox as an antagonist but possibly put him into a position to still be getting regularly voiced.
Ultimately though, he'll probably just lose relevancy but not his life.
>>151220782
>vox becomes the hotel's new alastor
>no one is happy about this
why is everyone in this show gay
niffty is like the only straight character
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:57:41 PM
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>>151220869
i think it might be the only thing currently airing where the gay men outnumber the lesbians
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:58:13 PM
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>>151220712
>"I want to be the demon who scams old people online."
Anon, you're a heartless bastard.
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:58:39 PM
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>>151221578
al was not happy about vox swinging his dick around
Anonymous
11/10/2025, 11:59:55 PM
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>>151220869
Viv is bi so she can only write bi characters. It’s at a point where even if you think a character is gay or straight, you’re likely to get a bi rugpull at some point unless them being gay or straight is an important plot point (as in with Stolas).
I mean fuck they made Valentino bi. The lisping hispanic pimp with heart sunglasses who rough-fucks Angel manages to open season 2 flirting with a 90% naked titty bitch before she gets fed to a shark.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:00:51 AM
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>>151220965
No one else confused why this guy looks suspiciously like Husk?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:01:51 AM
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>>151220859
>no one is happy about this
Except Vox
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:02:52 AM
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>>151220933
Jack is older than Husk
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:03:22 AM
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So from what I see it seems that only the sins that you commit on Earth account for redemption.
You think someone who's a rapist could get into Heaven if his only sin was stealing one time or something?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:04:52 AM
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>>151221026
>>151206065
this, thread should end here, i just dont get it
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:07:05 AM
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>>151221245
>>151220996
The new episode is out on wendsday.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:07:46 AM
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>>151228276
>>151219224
>succesfully convince most of hell to join you out of their own decision
>brainwash them anyway
Rookie villain mistake
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:16:26 AM
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>>151221256
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:20:09 AM
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>>151221061
>he rips her new arm off and uses it to rip her remaining arm off
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:22:28 AM
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>>151221026
wish it was sooner
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:22:56 AM
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>>151221408
>>151221158
Next week is Vox vs Lucifer
>>151221256
How bad is dad gonna job?
I feel like vizzie would avoid humiliating him too hard with how tender he is with Charlie, but I could be off, and its hard to imagine him "captured" in a way that isnt humiliating.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:34:31 AM
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>>151221408
I do think the Charlie thing is important (especially for Lute to see) but Lilith could be involved as an illusion.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:34:54 AM
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>>151222823
>>151220048
>even though I see in this thread alone Viv is saying changes can't possibly be made based on our criticism until Season 5 now
where?
>but given they shaved the mustache off Alastor
removing the moustache would have been quick and easy, way below an actual rewrite
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:37:59 AM
No.151221481
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>>151216486
I wonder if the TV has anything to do with Vox's actual death. Like if he was a televangelist
>And if what I say isn't true, may God strike me down where I stand!
>monitor immediately falls on his head
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:38:50 AM
No.151221490
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>>151221744
>>151221408
Since Vox apparently doesn't hypnotize Lucifer until episode 7 I think it's more likely a PR battle than it is a physical one.
>>151221061
I know this is a joke but she was surprisingly unphased in this scene
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:45:33 AM
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>>151220896
I just realized that Vox stood up from bed fully exposed and had his junk in Alastor's face kek
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:47:58 AM
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>>151221561
>Lute: I'm sure to win because of my unbridled rage.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:49:38 AM
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>>151220869
Niffty is a joke character with no depth or relevance so her being straight is itself a joke.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:52:28 AM
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>>151221720
>season already halfway over and will be 3/4 over tomorrow night
Double episode releases are just a bad idea when seasons are this short. One episode inevitably gets completely overshadowed.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:53:11 AM
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>>151221561
Lmao no one takes Lucifer seriously
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:54:34 AM
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>>151221688
They likely want to have Hazbin be a yearly release.
Aside from the small TikTok ep 5 and 8 leaks, have there been any other leaks?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:56:14 AM
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>>151221490
I wonder if something will happen to Lucifer next episode that makes him more susceptible to it later. Also the leak interestingly doesn't specify that he's hypnotized, just captured. And he definitely seems absent come episode 6...
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:56:28 AM
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>>151221721
I distinctly remember seeing a leaked character sheet of Angel Dust tied to a chair but I can't find it
And Amazon Prime themselves accidentally leaked the synopsis to every episode of Season 2 but quickly removed them
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:02:28 AM
No.151221825
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>>151221830
>>151221408
Lucifer goes with Vox willingly because Vox convinces him he’ll be able to see Lilith again if he does
>suppose Charlie is right. Suppose sinners can be saved. What then? One by one she sends them up to heaven. Where you can never go. You’ll be all alone down here. Again. Forever.
>but if the sinners rise… well, if the sinners rise, heaven won’t be telling any of us what to do. Won’t be telling YOU what to do. You could see her again, you know. You could be with her again. Be a family again. But that can only happen if the damned do exactly what I say
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:03:15 AM
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>>151221888
>>151221825
Vox doesn't know Lilith's in heaven
Dude everyone is talking about leaks but no one is showing them, wdym episode 5 and 8 got leaked
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:06:28 AM
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>>151221840
They didn't, anon might've meant parts of ep 6 getting leaked. We've seen parts of the Chaggie song and Angel getting abducted by Vox.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:07:05 AM
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>>151216590
>She should have just made Alastor the main character like she wanted to.
It really is easy to forget that Charlie is the main character of this show because the writers have an infinite supply of twink blorbos who will get more depth, development, and attention than her
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:07:39 AM
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>>151221910
>>151221830
That we know of. Something tells me that if anyone who’s anyone in hell knows, the media demons have a way of finding out
Though I guess for that bit to work, Lucifer would also have to know, or he wouldn’t believe it
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:09:25 AM
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>>151221888
Also I don't see Lucifer being swayed by "you can see Lilith again" if from what he knows, Lilith doesn't want to see him.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:09:49 AM
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>>151219886
>Velvet would love heaven because everyone is hot and the fashion includes more variety of colors
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:11:03 AM
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Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:12:05 AM
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>>151222387
>>151220606
>I still hate that retarded asexual label Viv slapped on him for no good reason
I think I’m the only person alive who thought that was a good bit. Everyone (for positive or negative reasons) assumed it was interpretation pandering. I took it as a gag, and a damn good one.
>deranged serial killer can only get sexual gratification from the ritualistic murder of his victims
>his oldest and dearest friend, the cannibal flapper, thinks his bloodlust is so mundane her only takeaway is “he doesn’t really seem interested in sex”
No because I saw a new ""leak"", no source, only text and they listed a bunch of stuff that would happen in future episodes. Which is connected with the current panic for episode 5 and 8 leaks? Apparently something got out in tiktok but I cant find it anywhere
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:22:14 AM
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>>151222079
That is so vague and unhelpful anon I'm sorry.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:25:54 AM
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>>151222079
If it was new and significant it'd be everywhere. The supposed points for reviewers to avoid mentioning about each episode has been known for a while if that's what they mean.
Speedrun To Redemption honestly isn't a good song but Erika does a really good job
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:27:51 AM
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>>151220526
I am taking your advice and drawing it
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:29:06 AM
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>>151222193
>you gotta commit
>to ssssspeaking like thissssssss
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:30:04 AM
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>>151222264
>>151222193
This is how I feel about almost all Charlie songs. Erika has one of the best and most fitting voice performances in the show but the songs she gets are all mid despite Charlie being the main character.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:31:48 AM
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>>151222079
I think you mean these?
Leaks for episode 5 -6
>>151208256
Leaks for episodes 7-8
>>151216486
These have been widely spread on Twitter, Reddit, and Tik Tok but I have no idea what the source is. But the earliest post i have found these were from a tweet posted on October 21 2025, 8 days before the season premiered
The reason why people are giving these credibility is because they accurately described episodes 1-4.
It would be funny if these were just random bullshit made up by a fan who made extremely lucky guesses but I don't think that's the case
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:32:17 AM
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>>151222232
Happy Day In Hell has actually grown on me and I've always liked Ready For This but yeah Charlie really suffers from "everyone else gets to have fun besides the protagonist" writing.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:32:48 AM
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>>151222285
Am I the only one who liked Speedrun to Redemption
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:33:44 AM
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You guys wouldn't want to get isekai'd in Hellaverse, trust me.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:35:28 AM
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>>151223605
>>151220727
Flustered Alastor is so hot
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:36:00 AM
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>>151222289
eh, you're stuck there forever. i think you'd get used to it, especially since you'll look like them
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:36:02 AM
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>>151222289
if you're human, maybe, but who cares when you get turned into a furry sinner like the rest anyways?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:40:50 AM
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>>151222289
I don't think anyone want to get isekai'd in Hellaverse anon, we just enjoy watching the characters and their quirks
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:41:49 AM
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>>151223605
>>151221954
>creates the most fuckable Tumblr sexyman imaginable
>makes him asexual so that nobody else can have him
As a shameless Alasister this was honestly based, I wouldn't want to share either. kek
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:43:17 AM
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>>151222289
they seem to like each other enough to fuck constantly
Matpat
11/11/2025, 1:43:49 AM
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>>151222289
The reward for morons.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:46:03 AM
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>>151222193
She is one of the best VAs when it comes to musical acting. Hazbin Guarantee was pretty average but she saved the song from being completely mediocre
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:46:22 AM
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>>151222474
why is charlie in hell
if her mom is in heaven why cant she visit both
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:47:13 AM
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>>151222455
>why is charlie in hell
She was born there
>if her mom is in heaven why cant she visit both
She doesn't seem to know that Lilith is in Heaven
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:53:13 AM
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>>151222289
why does angel dust have hair
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:55:40 AM
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>>151222676
>>151221721
There was that anon with a supposed script from S4 with Cherri’s ex
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:56:04 AM
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>>151219224
Hope they leave some room for the 'brainwashing' to work metaphorically. Like he's tapping in to the disgruntlement that's already there rather than just over riding people's wills.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:00:35 AM
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>>151222595
It’s season 3. Not 4.
Season 3 episode 4.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:02:32 AM
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>>151216486
If we get demon form Vox and demon form Alastor in the same episode I'll be so happy. I want to see Alastor as a creepy motherfucker again
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:05:37 AM
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>>151220606
>about how repulsed they feel that an ace person is being forced into humiliating sexual situations.
I don't get how being ace is going to make it better or worse. Would it have changed if he was straight or gay?
>>151213410
So was this real?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:07:44 AM
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>>151222894
>>151220859
If Alastor becomes the new Big Bad of the season, they're practically obligated to do this.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:09:29 AM
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>>151222193
I don't know, I don't hate Speedrun to Redemption. It at least feels in character for Charlie, unlike Ready for This where by the end it feels like she's completely out of character and just kinda doing whatever.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:09:46 AM
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>>151221437
Honestly my first thought that it was being a bitch to animatr and they decided "fuck it".
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:13:09 AM
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what's the name of the female sinner that vox calls during the song "hazbin guarantee"?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:14:21 AM
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>>151222790
Season 3 might be the weird situation where Emily and Alastor take the roles we expected Vox and Lute to do.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:24:19 AM
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>>151222079
The only clip leak I've seen which lines up with the text leaks is Vox harrassing and hypnotising Angel Dust.
That's not to say there's a contradiction, the text spoilers just refer to one or two specific story beats in the episodes.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:29:57 AM
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>>151223145
>>151222768
Yes, the other thread had more leaks from it.
Basically Izzi shows up for Cherri, she tells him to fuck off, Niffty gets horny after seeing his motorcycle, and starts fawning over him, Cherri tells her to get away, and Niffty takes it as her being jealous
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:31:59 AM
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>>151223105
Also Pentious is in that scene, which either means he moves back to Hell or travel between Heaven and Hell is more accessible.
So what's the fucking point of Baxter? He's like the most generic character on the show and that's saying a lot.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:33:33 AM
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>>151223153
He made Vox's pet shark
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:34:08 AM
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>>151223188
>>151223153
i think charlie is more obnoxious than baxter
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:35:23 AM
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>>151223176
Charlie is a cute girl so that makes her less obnoxious. Baxter claiming he's a mad scientist was cringe.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:36:07 AM
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>>151223153
To do something creepy
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:36:17 AM
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>>151216759
Father probably killed his sister (who is in Heaven) and Angeldust killed him in retaliation.
Or maybe him killing his dad somehow caused his sister’s death?
>>151216486
>How Vox is subdued
Might be intentionally ambiguous knowing that this stuff gets leaked, but still interesting that it says "subdued" rather than defeated or even killed.
Honestly sound like he's going to be put in time out.
Hell what are the chances that Emily declares that his punishment is having to live at the hotel, since she has so much faith in Charlie?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:40:19 AM
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>>151223303
>>151223234
Subdued might've been personal word choice but I like the idea of the Speaker just gently picking him up and putting him back down in Hell
Is the speaker of god meant to be a minor character like peter? she doesn't strike me as the type to play a big role in this season or the next ones
>>151223257
>>151223234
Since Vox is going to be more powerful than Alastor, how is it going to work out?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:44:35 AM
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>>151223297
If the Vees manage to get into Heaven then I figure she'll show up again
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:45:15 AM
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>>151223297
She’s a mcgaffin.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:46:25 AM
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>>151223303
Vox gets his powers from how much support he has. He loses that, he loses his power. Charlie's going to sing a song and seal the Honmoon break Vox's hypnotic control on Hell.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:48:07 AM
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I predict that we're going to see the scene of Sera condemning Vox's uprising in the upcoming episodes this week
What is a Lute supposed to even be?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:50:28 AM
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>>151223433
>>151223327
I think Niffty's penchant for bad boys played a part in how she died.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:51:50 AM
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>>151223432
>>151223390
She's an angel but like, one of those fodder angels.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:52:41 AM
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>>151223419
That’s what I hope for but it could be much more screwed like she’s an Eve copy or something.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:52:54 AM
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>>151223396
I’ve always assumed it was a murder suicide thing
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:53:28 AM
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>>151223468
>>151223303
He'll probably loose all his powers and Overlord status and get shunted down to Husk's level.
I think Heaven would be hellish to any introvert if it's really like that
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:54:39 AM
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>>151223448
Probably not. For all we know, Baxter supercharged him the moment they got Lucifer.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:54:53 AM
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>>151223390
She’s going to suicide rush the Adam-weapon
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:56:26 AM
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>>151223555
>>151219370
ALASTOR IS A NIGGER
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:56:47 AM
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>>151223653
>>151205923 (OP)
He doesn't think he needs the Hotel to attack Heaven
He also doesn't know that Heaven is currently on a total lockdown for their own safety (implying he was right, and normally it would be possible to reach Heaven to attack it without being redeemed)
He's slandering and defaming Charlie because he wants every sinner to look away from her and look to HIM as their only real chance of changing the status quo
>Her shitty hotel doesn't even work, and she's retarded
>TRUST US with your only hope! Instead of being redeemed, let's all join forces and fuck Heaven up ourselves. They're weak, we can do it
it's not difficult to understand
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:01:03 AM
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>>151223495
VOX YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ANYMORE
>>151223327
how does there being a full page make it real?
where did it come from anyway? a google image search just brings up the twitter hashtag #specscript (the hashtag itself, not a specific post)
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:04:29 AM
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>>151220526
I don't have socials but I did draw it, please enjoy the lewd shitpost.
>>>/aco/9048419
>>151220606
>>151222387
I genuinely think this is it. Viv probably just hates the idea of unapproved Alastor art lol (though since Charlie is her self insert, shouldn't she be all over the idea of Charlastor?)
>>151222308
Amen brother
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:06:18 AM
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>>151223587
Tbh the fact that it's a random page that doesn't give anything big away makes it feel more legitimate. Izzi is one of Viv's old characters from Zoophobia.
Alastor rejecting Vox in the past unironically made him stronger now
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:06:58 AM
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>>151223701
>>151223499
I wonder if Roo/Eve is controlling him because she sees the hotel as a threat.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:07:28 AM
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>>151223454
i think they'd typically leave you alone, but yeah there's no way any concept of heaven could work without drastically altering personalities.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:09:43 AM
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>>151223653
I think people are way too quick to always jump to this "eve/roo must be behind this!" stuff
I don't think it's that complicated
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:10:11 AM
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>>151223748
>>151223650
It's so weird that he didn't try to take this opportunity to trick Vox into giving him his soul
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:11:02 AM
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>>151223650
Yeah that was an interesting scene. Alastor really is hubris embodied right now. Pretty rich that he laughs at Vox and shits on him for not gaining power himself, laughing that he needs help
>oh, me? I just sold my soul to automatically become the strongest sinner
>now I'm Rosie's bitch
>but HAHA look at you wanting to team up with somebody else to get stronger! What a BITCH you are!
really alastor?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:12:52 AM
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>>151223707
this points to him actually being honest when he said he viewed Vox as a potential equal
What is Alastor's plan here anyway?
Maybe I'm retarded but I don't see how agreeing to become Vox's prisoner and making Charlie off-limits gets him any closer to being free of Rosie's control
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:22:56 AM
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>>151223944
>>151223813
He's hoping Rosie will fight Vox and intervene or Charlie will fight vox while he's not able to fight back because of the deal
>>151223813
He's going to push Vox into becoming the strongest sinner in Hell, so either:
>A. Rosie's failed to live up to her end of the deal and theirs is broken but he still gets to keep his power and Vox will inevitably lose and will touch Charlie (lewd) at one point, negating their deal
>B. Rosie will be forced to give Alastor more power and the same thing as in A still happens
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:27:58 AM
No.151223941
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>>151223879
Charlie touching Vox is ironically going to be caused by Vox having to make a deal with her or die.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:28:08 AM
No.151223944
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>>151224002
>>151223872
>>151223879
im noticing a contradiction here, how is alastor the strongest sinner in hell if his power literally derive from rosie, who is an overlord herself and thus likely a sinner?
is it because rosie somehow can't use her own power or something and need to share it with someone else?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:28:19 AM
No.151223946
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>>151223995
>>151223390
an exorcist
heavenborn schmuck
basically the imps of heaven, along with the cherubs
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:29:11 AM
No.151223956
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>>151223587
There were 3 pages of this scene, and this is how their scripts are formatted.
Are you forgetting how many leaks we’ve gotten for this show on /co/?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:29:43 AM
No.151223970
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>>151224030
>>151223813
It sort of depends on what his deal is. There’s an end-game, he says helping at the hotel has “not gotten them any closer to” whatever Rosie wants, so it’s not some open-ended request like “protect Charlie”.
My guess is Alastor assumes Charlie will take steps to “rescue” him from Vox. Vox will make a big show of threatening Charlie (he can’t actually hurt her, so he really needs her to believe that he will) which Rosie will notice. Rosie will be afraid that Charlie losing will impact whatever she’s trying to accomplish, so she’ll demand Alastor intervene. But his prisoner contract with Vox will prevent him from disobeying Vox’s instructions, so Rosie will have to lend Charlie her power (meaning, control of all her soul contracts) since Rosie is somehow obviously prevented from fighting (why she needed Alastor to start with). She’ll trust that Charlie will return the souls after, since Charlie is honest and honorable. But then Alastor will cash in his “one tiny favor where you harm no one” and have Charlie nullify Rosie’s contract on him while it’s under her control… which she will have no choice but to do.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:29:43 AM
No.151223971
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>>151223813
I don't claim to understand the full Keikaku but you have to remember
>Vox doesn't know Alastor already belongs to Rosie. This makes the whole "I'll be your prisoner" deal extremely shaky considering Rosie has ultimate say over Alastor's soul and his actions, so Vox isn't nearly as in-control as he thinks he is
>Nifty and Husk both saw and heard the deal Alastor made, including the clause to leave Charlie alone. They're gonna tell Charlie about this, and she isn't going to like that Alastor is being held captive. So she'll go at Vox to try and get him free, and Vox already agreed not to touch her. This handicaps Vox immensely for a critical time in the future
>It's possible that if Alastor gasses up Vox to actually surpass him and become the strongest individual sinner, that immediately dissolves Rosie's deal
give him time, he's working an angle here
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:31:43 AM
No.151223995
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>>151223946
I will not be surprised if she is repurposed into a new role by the fact her and the exorcists genuinely have a limited and twisted existence that wouldn’t have happened if Lucifer didn’t give Eve the apple.
>>151223944
>how is alastor the strongest sinner in hell if his power literally derive from rosie, who is an overlord herself and thus likely a sinner?
Simple, Rosie isn't a sinner, she's a natural hell-born demon
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:34:00 AM
No.151224022
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>>151224039
>>151224002
Lilith is her true name
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:35:12 AM
No.151224030
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>>151224101
>>151223970
>But his prisoner contract with Vox will prevent him from disobeying Vox’s instructions, so Rosie will have to lend Charlie her power
You'd think Alastor's deal with Vox wouldn't supecede his deal with Rosie
She owns his entire soul, every action he takes must be approved by her
Which means if she doesn't like the deal he made with Vox, she should just be able to override it, right?
Sounds like some double-trucies going on here
Alastor shouldn't be able to give his freedom away to Vox, since Rosie already owns that
>>151224002
>>151224022
i don't know why you people genuinely believe in this retarded theory
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:36:37 AM
No.151224046
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>>151224039
It’s a leak, anon. A big leak, straight out of the pee hole.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:37:26 AM
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>>151224039
I don't believe she's Lilith. I just think she's obviously hell-born and not a sinner. That just makes sense.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:38:25 AM
No.151224068
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>>151224094
>>151223879
Interestingly, we’ve never seen what happens “when a deal is broken”. It’s not clear it’s even possible. If you’re soul-bound not to say banana, does something BAD happen if you say banana? What would it even be? Or are you physically incapable of saying the word?
Because any idea like “Vox will touch Charlie and nullify the deal” presumes it’s even possible to violate the deal. If it was, why wouldn’t Alastor just ignore the deals he didn’t want to be bound to? Just tell Rosie to fuck off, if you’re the most powerful sinner in hell, what can she do to “punish” you for breaking the contract?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:41:20 AM
No.151224094
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>>151224129
>>151224068
>what can she do to “punish” you for breaking the contract?
Remember Alastor's exchange with Husk?
He manifested a chain symbolic of owning Husk's soul and threatened to quite literally tear his soul apart piece by piece if he ever talked shit to him again
Owning somebody's soul is like that
Now, in the case of Alastor and Vox, that's not a deal for souls, that's just a casual deal. So I would assume if Vox breaks the clause about not touching Charlie, then it would simply invalidate the deal and Alastor would no longer be his prisoner.
So a soul-deal = you violate it, the owner of your soul can just delete your ass out of existence
Regular deal = you violate it, the whole thing becomes null and void and all clauses are off
>>151224030
Unless Rosie has explicitly prevented him from making a deal like that, tough shit? I mean he doesn’t have to get her permission first before doing anything, he simply can’t disobey her direct instructions. If he makes a deal with Vox and she hasn’t forbidden it, why wouldn’t it hold? Vox doesn’t own Alastor’s soul or the power that comes with it, he just has the right to confine Alastor as he sees fit. That will, presumably, include a confinement that prevents him from fighting.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:42:42 AM
No.151224112
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>>151224101
this
also Rosie explicitly told Alastor he's on his own for this one and to fix his own problems, so she's probably got no problem with him fucking around like this
If it ever becomes critical she can just snap her fingers and recall him anyway
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:43:53 AM
No.151224129
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>>151224150
>>151224094
I somehow find that less interesting than “the magic of the deal literally binds your actions”.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:44:13 AM
No.151224135
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>>151224218
>Heh, I bet you didn't know Angel Dust is actually...a MURDERER!
uuhhhhhhhh
nigga it's hell, who cares?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:45:13 AM
No.151224150
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>>151224194
>>151224129
Well it's just my theory on how it works, truth is we don't really know
Apparently only some people can make deals? And not all deals are the same obviously
it's pretty nebulous just like most of the world-building
we'll have to wait and see if Vox is literally incapable of touching Charlie or not
>>151224101
I found it strange that Alastor was still able to speak through the speakers in V tower even though Vox was clearly trying to bind his mouth and shut him up
Lotta loopholes going on here, if he can only PHYSICALLY restrain Alastor but can't actually even stop him from speaking
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:49:22 AM
No.151224194
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>>151224150
It’s just, the deals are so high-stakes. If they’re just “arrangements” and not metaphysically binding, who CARES.
>I’ll be your prisoner but you can’t touch Charlie
>tie up Alastor
>go beat the piss out of Charlie anyway
>oops guess now Al can un-agree to let me tie him up if he wants?
Alternately
>I’ll be your prisoner but you can’t touch Charlie
>Vox keeps off Charlie at a key moment, foiling a crucial plan
>K, I’m leaving now Vox, thanks for letting Charlie go though!
They’re not meaningful if they aren’t powerful enough to NEGATE the schemes of remorseless masterminds.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:51:08 AM
No.151224210
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>>151224182
He only agreed to be his prisoner. He has to remain Vox’s captive, and go/stay where Vox tells him. Vox can’t shut him up any more than a warden can shut up a prisoner who feels like talking. He can, at best, threaten him with worse confinement; he can’t actually control his actions directly.
>>151224135
>Charlie: “so what? Like half my friend group have probably killed people. Pretty sure my gf alone has murdered thousands, Angel killing one guy is nothing.”
Hell is the place where you tell people you killed someone they boo you for your low score.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:51:41 AM
No.151224222
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Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:56:37 AM
No.151224275
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>>151224298
>Adsm is in hell, but is in a golden six-winged bird form that he and no one recognizes.
>He thinks he is a sinner because his memories are wanky.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:58:30 AM
No.151224298
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>>151224314
>>151224275
Why would he be a fucking bird. Why are Adamfags' ideas for him so lame.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:59:55 AM
No.151224314
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>>151224381
>>151224298
To look more like the Speaker.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:01:03 AM
No.151224328
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>>151224342
I like the fact it’s implied that Lute is smaller than Lilith Eve and Charlie
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:01:33 AM
No.151224337
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>>151224383
>>151224182
>Alastor, go kill Vox
>I can TRY, Rosie dear. But he’s all the way up there! As you can see, I’m tied up here
>[Rosie unties him, and the cords instantly rewral him]
>I’m sorry, darling, but I’m his prisoner. I made a deal with him not long ago to that effect.
>Wh? Who in the hell told you that you could-
>I hardly had a choice, you know. I was negotiating for my life. You see, I was losing a fight because SOMEBODY WOULDN’T FIX MY FUCKING STAFF, so now here we are!
>Then how are we supposed to stop Vox?
>Guess you’ll have to do this… on your own
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:01:41 AM
No.151224338
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pretty obvious that Rosie has her own strings on her
>When I heard your voice, I knew you were the one
>I just need you to accomplish one single task for me
she needs Alastor as a surrogate because she can't do whatever it is she wants to do directly
clearly her goal is Charlie in one way or another
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:02:04 AM
No.151224342
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>>151224389
>>151224328
I mean ya
she's the same size as vaggie since all the exorcists are the same height
>>151224218
yeah exactly, I really doubt that killing 1 single person is even remotely shocking to anybody in Hell
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:05:03 AM
No.151224374
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>>151224398
>>151224218
>>151224356
Charlie is just shocked that Angel killed his own dad. She can’t imagine doing that to her own father.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:05:09 AM
No.151224377
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>>151224445
>>151224356
Pentious was guilty of “fearfully not reporting a wealthy and powerful murderer he knew about, despite carrying a huge burden of shame and guilt over that all his life”, if those are the stakes I’d say 80% of hell is one-time petty shoplifters, jaywalkers, and people who don’t give up their seat on the subway for old ladies.
>>151224314
why would adam look more like the speaker. he's not that important.
>>151224337
>You see, I was losing a fight because SOMEBODY WOULDN’T FIX MY FUCKING STAFF
Rosie is kind of a bitch for not just fixing the staff
Like bitch it's no skin off your back, don't you want your top puppet to actually be able to function?
Yes, yes, he was out of line asking. You reminded him who's in charge with a SCATHING musical number, which by Hell rules means you won and now you should just fix his staff
if you beat somebody in a musical number I just assume that means you win the argument
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:06:22 AM
No.151224389
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>>151224342
But how old is Lute actually. She seems older than the exorcists in the show that she might be a lone survivor of a previous war.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:06:31 AM
No.151224390
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>>151224452
Instead of Sinner Adam, I want double angelic Adam
>Adam shows up
>he’s got a second pair of wings and two halos
> “Sup losers! Turns out when an angel dies we get to go to Super Heaven, and it’s even more badass than normal! Also guess that means we’ve been sending your people down to like, Super Hell which probably sucks even more for them! Hahahah!”
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:06:56 AM
No.151224398
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>>151224374
Charlie didn't seem to give a single shit
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:07:33 AM
No.151224405
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>>151224420
>>151224381
It’s not like Adam is designed to be the image of God or anything. Right, anon?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:07:57 AM
No.151224412
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>>151224420
>>151224381
>Adam Kadmon, THE original blueprint created in the image of God himself
>even Angels were commanded to bow and worship Adam and his descendants
yeah he's not important at all...
>>151224383
She can’t. She doesn’t want him to know it, but she can’t. The power she granted him was a one-time boon. He shattered the implement that granted it to him by being reckless in a fight with an archangel. She doesn’t have spares just lying around to hand out. If I give you a Ferrari and you wrap it around a tree, you can’t just come back and be like “yo I need a new Ferrari what’s up”
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:08:31 AM
No.151224420
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>>151224439
>>151224405
>>151224412
you know if god shows up it's not gonna look like adam or even a human lol it's gonna be another bird
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:08:57 AM
No.151224424
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>>151224416
Interesting point, I hadn't even considered that
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:10:08 AM
No.151224439
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>>151224496
>>151224420
I doubt they'll ever even touch that
The show started off with the Gnostic version of genesis that includes Lilith so I assume we are dealing with a completely un-knowable and formless version of "God the Creator"
Although at the same time, St. Peter even existing suggests we are dealing with a version where Jesus should exist
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:10:40 AM
No.151224445
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>>151224377
It wasn’t just the guilt and shame, it’s the fact that more people died because he kept quiet why he was sent to hell.
It basically made him accessory to the other murders since he could have saved them but didn’t due to fear.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:11:09 AM
No.151224451
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>>151224485
>>151224416
>He shattered the implement that granted it to him by being reckless in a fight with an archangel
Yeah his pride really fucked him
He had access to multiple angelic weapons, he was swinging them around with his shadow tendrils and quite literally MOWING DOWN the executioners
Then he fights Adam and doesn't use an angelic weapon
Dumbass got what he deserved
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:11:19 AM
No.151224452
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>>151224390
Based on Viv’s interviews, especially why Adam didn’t romanced Lute, he would probably be very different.
>>151224451
>>151224416
The trend seems to be everybody shitting on Alastor recently but I think it's pretty cool that he was able to 3v1 the Vees even with a broken staff and a crippling wound
My boy is still #1 even when he's jobbing on purpose
>>151224439
I so badly want Jesus to appear in the show as a minor character in heaven. I want him to be a janitor/general handyman in heaven, just constantly engaged in tireless self-sacrifice to repair and maintain all of heaven. The kind of guy the Seraphim don’t even bother asking for advice because they know he doesn’t care, war with hell is not interesting to him, living a simple life of compassion and charity and making a difference where he can is what matters to him. But he strikes up conversation with Pentious about fixing something Pen is working on and winds up giving him some very sage advice that makes him happier.
You don’t even need to call him Jesus. Just give him the long hair and the beard and let the audience intuit it.
>>151224496
Jesus is horrifying to interact with, you know. And the implication of his existence talks about how redemption actually works.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:15:58 AM
No.151224535
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>>151224557
>>151224485
Alastor is still a force to be reckoned with, but the staff lets him command his Legion, and with it damaged, his commands are unclear and they don’t always hold. That plus his unhealing physical wound from getting an angelic axe to the abdomen would fuck anyone up.
>>151224496
Christ existing would invalidate the entire show because there would be no need for arguments about if redemption is possible or what gets people into heaven
and I don't think Viv wants that smoke either
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:16:16 AM
No.151224542
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>>151224496
I’d settle for even vague references to him, like Pentious is decorating his new heaven apartment and Emily mentions she knows a great carpenter who makes the best chairs.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:17:09 AM
No.151224555
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>>151224576
>>151224532
>Jesus is horrifying to interact with, you know
....how?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:17:19 AM
No.151224557
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>>151224579
>>151224535
>>151224485
I wonder if Baxter did something with Adam’s body that would also heal Alastor, since Rosie wouldn’t want her puppet to be breaking down.
>>151224555
Do you have any idea who he is and what he has done and what he will do?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:18:47 AM
No.151224579
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>>151224603
>>151224557
Golly Adam can just fucking do anything and everything according to you can't he.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:19:01 AM
No.151224581
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>>151224532
>>151224539
They could play it off as Jesus being all about redemption for people when they were alive and he never thought of it for people already in hell so he’s supportive of Charlie’s idea.
>>151224539
Viv is coming up Catholic, I’m pretty sure heaven is not automatic in that doctrine. Christ died to redeem mankind’s ORIGINAL sin, not all of them. His presence doesn’t say shit about the redemption of souls that are already damned. Actually I don’t think any Christian theology has ever said anything about redemption being possible for those already cast down into hell; redemption is something which is only possible in life.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:19:55 AM
No.151224594
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>>151224625
>>151224576
>and what he will do?
Build me sick back deck?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:20:54 AM
No.151224603
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>>151224579
Adam is the most intact corpse they have there to try to figure out how to heal injuries from angelic weapons.
>>151224576
Yeah I'm pretty familiar with who Jesus Christ is, anon
>Viv is coming up Catholic, I’m pretty sure heaven is not automatic in that doctrine.
You're correct, Catholics don't believe that you go to heaven simply for having faith. They believe in Faith + Works as a constant lifelong struggle, and even then Catholic doctrine officially states that it's one of the true mysteries of God who actually goes to Heaven and why
But yes, to them salvation is not just automatic. However it IS only found through accepting Christ and the Church, so if we had a Catholic Jesus interpretation in Hazbin it would still fuck up a lot of the things they're arguing about
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:22:59 AM
No.151224623
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>>151224576
>who he is
The Son of God and also God himself according to some denominations?
>and what he has done
Died on the Cross to redeem original sin and create a pathway to salvation for all of humanity?
>and what he will do?
Return in the last days to judge the living and the dead and cast the Antichrist and his False Prophet into the lake of fire for eternity? (I guess this part might be bad for our Protagonists)
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:23:09 AM
No.151224625
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>>151224594
You do anything this stupid in front of him, he will either leave or pre-plan grand misery on your entire life. He’s a fire. Don’t touch it.
Remember when some people thought Charlie was a goth girl in the pilot? Good days...
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:24:12 AM
No.151224647
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>>151224797
>>151224632
I don't get the obsession with the pilot, it was ass
I ignored the actual show for a year when it came out because the pilot was such dogshit
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:24:25 AM
No.151224653
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>>151224632
>Angel
Eeugh
>Husk
AHH
>>151224604
I think you can get away with it. I think Viv is, surprisingly, very on-the-nose about sin and redemption. Quibbling over old-testament shit like homosexuality and promiscuity to the side (ideas that the show pays lip service to all the same), the core tenets of Christ’s teachings are really what Charlie IS about; forgiveness, selflessness, love for others, true regret for the wrong you have done. Sir Pentious may never have formally “accepted Christ” but he let him into his heart all the same.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:25:19 AM
No.151224668
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>>151224604
>>151224583
the second part was for you anon the stuff about Catholics
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:26:38 AM
No.151224685
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>>151224660
So where is the guy the sinners accidentally sacrifice to God to get their redemption thing?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:26:43 AM
No.151224687
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>>151224583
>Actually I don’t think any Christian theology has ever said anything about redemption being possible for those already cast down into hell; redemption is something which is only possible in life.
Interestingly, the only time that apparently happened was in some Christian belief systems where during the 3 days he was dead, Christ descended into hell and took out all the "virtuous pagans" who were down there from before his crucifixion
But I don't think they're in heaven just yet - nobody is technically - some believe everyone is in purgatory until the actual Day of Judgement
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:28:09 AM
No.151224717
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this proves that no nose = hell and big nose = heaven
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:28:20 AM
No.151224720
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>>151224793
>>151224660
I'm sort of on-board with the theory that this is all just leading up to Charlie inventing Purgatory
>Angel's big sin is that he killed his dad, presumably out of hatred from abuse
>He actually did (attempt to) sacrifice his life to save someone else, out of love
I don't see any reason he wasn't immediately redeemed when he jumped in to save Husk
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:30:54 AM
No.151224759
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>>151224781
>>151224750
Unforgiveness.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:31:35 AM
No.151224767
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>>151224961
>>151224750
Angel having such serious daddy issues makes his burgeoning romantic relationship with Husk pretty uh....interesting
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:32:36 AM
No.151224781
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>>151224759
Ah, so he needs to genuinely forgive Valentino or something? Learn to forgive the abuser sort of thing?
yeah I think he's staying in Hell
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:33:10 AM
No.151224793
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>>151224866
>>151224720
I’ve already said that I think Helluva Boss will reveal the icy core at the bottom of Hell for traitors
>Hazbin Hotel finale, Charlie adds her own, ninth ring, continuing Lucifer’s work, at the very top of Hell, above Pride, a metaphorical olive branch to heaven that bridges their worlds and acts as Hell’s part of the space between that will house souls whose fate is in consideration
>it’s Limbo
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:33:41 AM
No.151224797
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>>151224848
>>151224647
nah pilot was definitely animated better but its understandable the quality would drop as a tv series
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:33:51 AM
No.151224800
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>>151224750
self sacrifice would be how you get forgiven for cowardice not murder
murder would be something like sparing someone
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:34:47 AM
No.151224816
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>>151224632
I thought she was a clown mixed with a dog
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:37:01 AM
No.151224848
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>>151224797
I actually disagree, the pilot animationw as too schizophrenic, it gave me a fucking headache to look at
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:38:02 AM
No.151224866
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>>151224793
Oh, I don't follow Helluva Boss, can't stand it for some reason
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:38:12 AM
No.151224869
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>>151224892
why on earth did they change katie's VA from the pilot to be fucking Blitzo?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:39:11 AM
No.151224892
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>>151224869
katie was brandon rodgers character to begin with
he just wasn't available to VA the pilot at the time
it was always the intention
>>151224767
If Viv were to do a twist and make Huskerdust a father and son relationship over a romantic one I’d praise her as a genius forever.
I’m also kind of shocked the usual crowd hadn’t attacked it for the age gap, since AD comes off as like mid-20s and Husk as an old gruff man in his 60s.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:45:51 AM
No.151224985
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>>151225172
>>151224961
IIRC people tried but AD died in the 40s and Husk in the 70s so I think that kind of cancels the age gap out
Does Charlie have actual power?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:48:55 AM
No.151225009
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>>151225005
From what Viv says she'll go super saiyan at some point in the series
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:50:05 AM
No.151225024
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>>151225167
>>151205923 (OP)
>Vox's plan makes absolutely no sense
What do you expect? It's a viziepop cartoon. Not only do they literally glorify demons, but they can't even be consistent with their own shit. "Hur dur there's a second chance after death also heaven le bad"
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:50:16 AM
No.151225025
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>>151225005
Yeah, she did that sick claw arm and was able to actually block one of Adam's attacks. People think she also inherited Lilith's song powers.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:52:54 AM
No.151225059
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>>151225005
yes but shes a giant pussy and never uses them
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 4:58:08 AM
No.151225129
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>>151225005
Absolutely. A lot of the problems she has could be instantly solved if she was willing to use that power, too.
But it's just not in her character to do so
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:00:57 AM
No.151225167
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>>151225687
>>151225024
His plan makes perfect sense though
>Charlie is getting all the attention after repelling the extermination, but it's not the kind of attention she wants
>Sinners haven't been motivated to be redeemed, they've been motivated to KILL ANGELS
>Vox can easily pull all that energy and attention away from Charlie by defaming her, and get all those riled-up sinners under his banner for a revolution against Heaven
>Heaven is in fact terrified of this exact scenario, which is why they have sealed off Heaven - they're fucking scared of exactly what Vox is planning
The only problem with his plan is that Vox doesnt' know Heaven is locked down right now.
But from his perspective, it makes perfect sense and has a very clear and easy to understand goal
How retarded are you
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:01:07 AM
No.151225172
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>>151224961
>>151224985
I see it happening to avoid controversy and to make ships of it head-canon.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:04:14 AM
No.151225223
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>>151225305
>>151224961
>age gap
that's the sticking point that people would get upset about and not the fact that Angel spends like 12 hours a day getting gangbanged by demons and god knows what else Valentino has him get up to?
I mean all of Hell has probably seen this guy get anal prolapsed by literal eldritch tentacle cocks and bukkake'd to the point that he's unrecognizable
but dating an older man is the bridge too far?
what a weird fanbase
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:08:12 AM
No.151225288
[Report]
>>151225374
>>151224383
>if you beat somebody in a musical number I just assume that means you win the argument
Few know this, but it also works that way in real life
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:09:08 AM
No.151225305
[Report]
>>151225344
>>151225223
Well, it is a problem, so Adam will have a weird fate to make his ship work in Viv’s eyes
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:11:07 AM
No.151225330
[Report]
>>151205923 (OP)
I was proud of this show for being less gay and actually trying to make a plot that wasn't fujo fanservice
and then episode 4 happened.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:12:31 AM
No.151225344
[Report]
>>151225305
>it is a problem
>a grown man who only seems to be in his late 20s but has actually been in hell for like 100 years
>in a relationship with a guy who comes across as older, but has only been in hell for half that time
I don't see how it's a problem at all
even taking away the hell stuff entirely, who gives a shit if a late-20s porn star dates an older man? They're both adults, age gap doesn't matter when you're talking about like 30 and 60, nobody cares at that point.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:15:00 AM
No.151225374
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>>151225288
>be arguing with someone
>they burst into song out of nowhere
>they're a really good singer and it's a really good song
>somehow they even have background music
>they're dancing around using things as props and getting completely unrelated bystanders to sing along in harmony
>it even rhymes and everyone knows the lyrics and the melody automatically
>they finish with a grand finale where everyone says you're wrong
I don't see how you could do anything BUT concede the argument at that point
You can't counter that kinda shit
So are we siding with Charlie or Vox?
You want redemption with Heaven or vengeance against Heaven?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:34:06 AM
No.151225628
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>>151225648
>>151225590
If I was a Sinner I'd simply take advantage of getting to stay at the hotel for free so I guess I'd be on Charlie's side.
>>151225628
She’s a lesbian, she’d never fuck you
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:38:32 AM
No.151225687
[Report]
>>151226001
>>151225167
Not retarded enough to enjoy cartoons about gay cussing demons that make the worst cartoons of past decades such as Ed Edd n' Eddy look good in comparison.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:38:52 AM
No.151225691
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>>151226009
>>151225648
>She’s a lesbian
Not an issue
>she’d never fuck you
Her girlfriend's more my type
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:55:42 AM
No.151225850
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I’m totally confused by Sinner Adam as a concept, simply because the sinners look infected by Roo and Sera is way way way more corrupt than him and doesn’t even care about sinners or exorcists unless she’s told to.
That sometimes I think Adam and Lute will be in hell without being banished there, simply because Heaven is full of dummies that don’t consider them in high-regards in the first place. All of those exorcists that died for them, nothing.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 5:58:53 AM
No.151225882
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>>151225590
I'm a huge Voxhead so I'm rooting for him even though he will obviously lose spectacularly
but I'm IN LOVE with Charlie Morningstar
IN LOVE
>be Pentious
>want to get back into Hell
>brainstorm
>if there's a way IN, there has to be a way OUT
>maybe I just have to do something so terrible, so utterly indefensible, that they have NO CHOICE but to kick me out of Heaven and send me back to Hell
you have to rape Emily
not because you want to
but out of necessity
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:11:22 AM
No.151226001
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>>151225687
But retarded enough to not understand a simple plotline that even a child could grasp?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:11:32 AM
No.151226003
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I want to put 20 babies in human alastor's womb
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:12:23 AM
No.151226009
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>>151226223
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:13:04 AM
No.151226018
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>>151226034
>>151223297
She is representing God's view, because the God cannot show up in this show. I think she will stop Vox when he invades heaven like asking "Vox, tell me your story" and force him to recollect his past, before Alastor ruined his brain, and it will break Vox's morale so Charlie can stop him.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:14:55 AM
No.151226034
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>>151226048
>>151226018
>Vox gets talk-no-jutsu'd
Hate it
Let the man be a villain, let him go out telling everyone to suck his dick
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:16:42 AM
No.151226048
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>>151226034
But Vox isn’t that kind of person.
He will do it if you spit on him, but not on Vel or Val.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:20:16 AM
No.151226085
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It would be hilarious if Heaven gets a freak out because when they decide to give Lute her exorcist position, she just wants herself and the exorcist that remained to drop out.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:21:00 AM
No.151226093
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>>151226175
I want Rosie to sit on my face
>Zestial is apparently this super-ancient big-dick overlord that is so feared and respected that random people commit suicide just from seeing him on the street
>Does nothing
>Continues to do nothing
what's the point of this guy
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:28:14 AM
No.151226170
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>>151224496
>Just give him the long hair and the beard and let the audience intuit it.
>Hey that carpenter guy in episode 7 did nothing but making a wooden duck while Emily and Pentious were fighting to protect people
>That guy must be a fraud like Lucifer the duckfucker
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:28:44 AM
No.151226175
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>>151226093
yeah she's damn sexy
I'd be her pet for free
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:29:51 AM
No.151226192
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>>151226219
>>151225993
>Implying Emily isn't gonna be into it so it turns from a crime into a miracle
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:29:52 AM
No.151226193
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>>151226112
Sip tea while brats like Velvet try to do something and fail horribly.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:31:04 AM
No.151226209
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>>151226112
You don't get to be an ancient overlord with that level of clout by getting involved in every new passing fad/scheme that comes along
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:31:15 AM
No.151226211
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>>151226225
>>151225993
Pentious will become a diplomat from Heaven so he can stay in Hazbin Hotel as a living proof that sinners can redeem.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:32:09 AM
No.151226219
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>>151226249
>>151226192
That sounds about right
Emily got that crazy in her
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:32:36 AM
No.151226223
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>>151226259
>>151226211
It's not exactly the best marketing if the first guy you sent to Heaven hated it so much that he looked for a way to come back to Hell
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:34:48 AM
No.151226242
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>>151226225
It is because Pentious is there for Cherri and Lute will have to look at this.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:35:18 AM
No.151226249
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>>151226275
>>151226219
She's every repressed catholic girl times 10
She is begging for the most depraved things to happen to her after hearing about it
She's not the kind of girl to put out on the first date but she will give a rimjob in the restaurant bathroom in exchanged to getting choked
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:36:13 AM
No.151226257
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>>151226421
>>151226225
At least Pentious wouldn't talk shit about Heaven. Angel or Cherry will complain about not having drugs.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:36:31 AM
No.151226259
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>>151226223
>takes my chances of fucking Charlie from 0% to non-zero
my dick cares, Katie
and my dick matters
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:37:33 AM
No.151226275
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>>151226296
>>151226249
>Emily eats ass
gross
disqualifying
send her to hell
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:39:17 AM
No.151226296
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>>151226332
>>151226275
She ain't your average angel looking for long walks on the beach anon
She's seen it all and wants to try it now
>>151226296
I draw the line at eating ass
I don't know what happened to this world for that to become a normal thing
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:44:18 AM
No.151226346
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>>151226403
Does pregnancy exist in heaven?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:49:47 AM
No.151226397
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>>151226442
>>151226332
It's not a normal thing, the whole point is it's a depraved thing only reserved for true freaks and degenerates
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:50:20 AM
No.151226403
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>>151226346
Not sure. I'll go do a test with Emily.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:52:30 AM
No.151226421
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>>151226257
What if Cherri can make babies in heaven?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:54:37 AM
No.151226442
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>>151226468
>>151226397
For all my protesting I'd have a pretty hard time turning it down if it was Emily excitedly pestering me into trying it
She is too powerful
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:55:56 AM
No.151226452
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>>151226332
Anon, there's no poop in heaven. It's fine.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 6:57:23 AM
No.151226468
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>>151226442
And her tongue is quiet powerful as well
So we know from leaks that Alastor gets out of his deal by killing Rosie, but how does he do it exactly?
I suspect he will paint a target on her back so someone else actually does it unintentionally, and it will be uncannily similar to picrel in a poetic justice kind of way.
Alastor will laughing then, and who is WHOSE bitch again?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 7:05:34 AM
No.151226550
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>>151226687
>I want to be the most powerful Sinner in Hell
>OK. In return I want your soul until you complete a certain task for me
>It's a deal!
doesn't ask what the task actually is
doesn't consider that being the strongest doesn't actually mean shit if you're not free to make your own decisions and act freely
also doesn't consider the possibility of loopholes in the language of the deal, such as
>what if he only becomes the strongest sinner in hell at the time he arrives? The deal said nothing about if somebody stronger than him eventually appears
>Am I "the strongest" in the sense that I'm completely unbeatable, or is it just by a hair-thin margin? Like the current strongest is a 100 and I'm just 101?
>Is it physical strength? Magical? What's the meta in hell, does it even matter if I'm the strongest?
>What about if enough people team up against me?
dude you gotta ask questions when you're selling YOUR SOUL, make Rosie go over the fine print, she's got time
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 7:13:40 AM
No.151226613
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>>151227277
>>151226509
I assume his plan is to lure Rosie out, because Charlie will obviously try to rescue Alastor from Vox and put herself in danger
Rosie doesn't know that Alastor's deal includes that Charlie is not to be harmed, so she might come out to defend Charlie and put herself in harm's way
>>151226509
>So we know from leaks that Alastor gets out of his deal by killing Rosie
The second part sounds new, and I'm pretty sure Viv said Rosie will be explored better in the next season. You made that up
>>151226550
I suspect Alastor knew exactly what he was doing all along, (and fully expected a demon to try to screw him).
>>151226635
Try to keep up. And you just believed Viv at her word and didn't think maybe she made that up? Don't try doing any deals with demons if you're that naive. It would go well for you.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 7:27:44 AM
No.151226730
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>>151226959
>>151226687
>I suspect Alastor knew exactly what he was doing all along
I mean, clearly not
he was pretty much out of options and fucked until he came up with whatever his new plan is
However I won't knock him too much, since the show goes out of its way to say that him actually managing to contact Hell and make a deal while alive was a pretty spectacular accomplishment
also he's great in every musical number he has, which is honestly what really matters
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 7:56:35 AM
No.151226959
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>>151227202
>>151226730
Alastor seems to fear the 'fine print' on that deal about as much as Hannibal Lecter fears prison bars. He's smarter than Rosie and just had to wait for the right opportunity. He sought a deal, she gave him one, and it's like handing Lecter a paper contract with a paperclip attached. The fine print doesn't matter to him, because you're already fucked.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 7:57:11 AM
No.151226963
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>>151226687
>Try to keep up
What about you post the spoiler, then? Well IF you have it, of course
It's kind of ironic in a show with so much vulgarity but I think the religious themes are treated with respect. I don't feel like the show is out to score points against Christians, and it uses the mythology well so it's pretty refreshing in that regard. It's crude, but it's not aiming to insult anyones beliefs, that's admirable in this day and age
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:05:48 AM
No.151227026
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>>151227061
>>151226985
>uses the mythology well
JFL
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:09:46 AM
No.151227061
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>>151227026
It does. I guarantee 99% of Millennial writers would write Lucifer as a good guy who did nothing wrong, the fact that his actions did have disastrous consequences and he acknowledges that already makes him better written than any other Lucifer since Milton.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:27:18 AM
No.151227198
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>>151227225
>>151224750
I imagine getting redeemed also require the person to truly believe they made up for their sins.
Im of the opinion that one of the requirements for being sent to hell is that you have to believe you deserve it
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:27:29 AM
No.151227202
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>>151226959
I think you're overestimating his intelligence
>>151226985
I have a few Christian friends who begrudgingly like the show despite everything. They'd never admit it though.
The only thing so far that's really bothered them was the court scene, specifically the line
>If Hell is forever then Heaven must be a lie
Apparently that's "extremely blasphemous" in a way that the other shit isn't
Don't ask me how it works
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:29:37 AM
No.151227225
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>>151227198
>I imagine getting redeemed also require the person to truly believe they made up for their sins.
Nah, Pentious didn't fully understand why he did what he did until they had him reflect on it in heaven. He wasn't even intending to die, actually.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:35:42 AM
No.151227277
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>>151227344
>>151226509
>>151226613
>>151226635
>Adam dies in season 1 under the aid of the cannibals
>Lilith die in season 2 by the guy she tried to use
Very deserved.
>>151227215
>They'd never admit it though.
I'm a Christian and I'll admit to liking the show. Just don't take it that seriously. It's not rocket science. I think the message of forgiveness and redemption is more important than it's alternate take on biblical theology.
Matpat
11/11/2025, 8:37:00 AM
No.151227286
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>>151227320
>>151227215
Because it claims that the promise of eternal life is a lie. That Jesus died for what was temporary.
Matpat
11/11/2025, 8:38:58 AM
No.151227301
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>>151227312
>>151227280
Just to warn you, in season 1, there were tons of weird happening going around in 4chan that are thankfully not present from this release.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:41:11 AM
No.151227312
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>>151227343
>>151227301
... Okay? Don't know what you're talking about.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:41:56 AM
No.151227320
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>>151227286
Yeah I guess when you put it that way their reaction makes sense now
I just thought it sounded great in the song, love that part
>>151227312
Let’s just say they did blood rituals for Alastor, worshipped a genderbent Vox, and some staff guy who worked on the show claimed that supernatural events occurred during production.
It was weird.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:43:45 AM
No.151227344
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>>151227378
>>151227277
Deserved? Rosie hasn't even done anything wrong
Alastor reached out to her for the deal, he's the evil one here
If anything we should all say Thank You Rosie for keeping that absolute psychopath in check for all these years
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:45:14 AM
No.151227358
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>>151227394
>>151227343
Okay, and? Retards do retarded shit on 4chan so I can't enjoy a musical cartoon? What's your point?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:47:38 AM
No.151227378
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>>151227390
>>151227344
Lilith played with the fire that ruined Adam’s life and made Eve this horror to creation. And she tried to contain it for her big mastermind scheme. But in the end, the apple she given became her grave. And Lucifer will share the same loss as Lute.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:48:39 AM
No.151227390
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>>151227414
>>151227378
I don't believe that Rosie is Lilith
I think that's stupid
>>151227358
There is darkness tied to the show you should stay away from as possible. It’s like Egypt, a beautiful land with darkness lurking in the houses.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:49:39 AM
No.151227402
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>>151227434
>>151227394
thank you for your schizopost, we're not interested
goodbye and thank you
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:50:36 AM
No.151227414
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>>151227427
>>151227390
And yet she is. Lilith then became the victim of the “poor sinners” she tried to lift up to heaven. And unlike Adam, no one will be there for her.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:51:53 AM
No.151227427
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>>151227414
Thanks for the fanfiction don't care
>>151227402
Nothing about it crazy. You don’t play with ouiji boards or pentagrams and expect anything good out of them. Even the seculars now that.
It’s crazy to the dead cause they are so annoyingly blind.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:55:32 AM
No.151227456
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>>151227394
Cooooool... Yeah I'm going to keep watching this. Thanks for the warning Chief, but I think I can handle it.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 8:57:00 AM
No.151227468
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>>151227512
>>151227434
Anon, it's a cartoon show
Matpat
11/11/2025, 9:02:24 AM
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>>151227468
And the Passion of Christ is just a movie.
I really wonder what the "one task" is that Rosie wants Alastor to complete
It must be near fucking impossible since he hasn't done it yet
Maybe she hasn't even asked him to do it yet?
What a shitty deal, honestly
Alastor may have been better off just spawning in hell as a low-tier demon with some radio powers and working his way up, I mean being a serial killer who knew enough about rituals to actually contact Hell has to give you some kind of buff when you spawn in Hell right?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 9:10:43 AM
No.151227547
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Anonymous
11/11/2025, 9:12:36 AM
No.151227554
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>>151227541
It's to give Vox a blowjob
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 9:15:39 AM
No.151227569
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>>151227579
>>151227541
I doubt she's ever even told him
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 9:17:57 AM
No.151227578
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>>151227959
>>151227434
>>151227394
>>151227343
Who the fuck invited /x/ to the thread?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 9:18:01 AM
No.151227579
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>>151227569
Ah
That is a bitch of a loophole yeah
>So Rosie, what's that thing you wanted me to do to complete our deal?
>.......I'll tell ya later
can't do shit about it oof
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 9:22:07 AM
No.151227593
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>>151227434
Oujaboards are literal toys. They don’t do anything
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 9:31:58 AM
No.151227626
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>>151228033
>>151227541
>Alastor may have been better off just spawning in hell as a low-tier demon with some radio powers and working his way up
Would that be it, just Radio? I think the generic shadow-tendrils are his own personal power also.
It's the green glowing stuff, the staff, and those little minions that he got from Rosie
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 9:50:27 AM
No.151227730
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>>151227767
>Alastor gets Rosie killed
>Lucifer looks at his ring, he knows something is off and is saddened, but doesn’t know why
That will be really messed up.
>>151227730
I can't wait for it to be confirmed that Rosie is, in fact, just Rosie. Not Lilith, not Roo, just Rosie.
Then we can finally put all this silly business behind us
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 10:11:20 AM
No.151227805
[Report]
>>151227816
>>151227767
Dude, the first in lore scene of Rosie shows us that she has a completely different voice, and Alastor thinks about his plan when he is right behind Lilith’s, Charlie’s, and Lucifer’s statues.
Lilith is going to die without the reveal of who she truly is.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 10:15:07 AM
No.151227816
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>>151228175
>>151227805
>and Alastor thinks about his plan when he is right behind Lilith’s, Charlie’s, and Lucifer’s statues.
that's because Rosie clearly has a vested interest in Charlie for whatever reason, that's why she's had Alastor working at the hotel and why she helped fight the Angels
And Alastor's plan clearly involves using Rosie's interest in Charlie to draw her out and break the deal somehow
It's very simple stuff and none of it has anything to do with Lilith at all
Rosie is literally just The Voodoo Demon
>louisiana themed realm
>cannibals and zombies
>Alastor did Voodoo rituals to reach her and got Voodoo powers from her
it's not complicated stuff anon please
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 10:31:00 AM
No.151227889
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>>151227979
>>151215679
Honestly, unless he really hates you, Vox sounds like a pleasant guy to be around.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 10:53:35 AM
No.151227959
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>>151227578
Glowing rocks, electronic media at garage sales, and large groups of anonymous people. What do these things have in common?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 10:55:17 AM
No.151227964
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>>151227767
>Then we can finally put all this silly business behind us
#MeToo. I'm so sick of that obvious bullshit.
Also:
https://youtu.be/Zlmswo0S0e0?t=104
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 10:57:49 AM
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>>151227889
He's just one of those people who is easily placated by subservience, even just the impression of it
What I mean is if you're in the same room with Vox, he owns the room. You have to let him have that. He's better than you and if you accept that, then he'll tolerate you or even like you.
>>151227215
>>151227280
Vivzie has said that technically it's not supposed to be Christianity, and is more like an alt universe thing that takes 95% of its stuff from Judeo-Christian stuff. That's a cop-out answer but that's what she says. Anyways, a lot of the stuff obviously isn't biblically accurate, especially the Heaven stuff which feels very slap-dashed together compared to Hell. Adam being an Angel is wrong, or the idea that people "become" angels when that's never the case. As for
>Apparently that's "extremely blasphemous" in a way that the other shit isn't
Your life on Earth is your life. Hell is eternal because it's the ultimate final rejection of God. Believing it can be undone, or that vice-versa people can lose salvation, is against the Christian theology inherently. Also it's silly that the Christian theology is "Anyone can be redeemed" and Hazbin's premise is "Heaven doesn't accept anyone but ACTUALLY anyone can be redeemed".
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:04:09 AM
No.151227997
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>>151228040
>>151227990
I don't think it's a cop-out at all
You're allowed to write fanfiction about religions, or use them however you want fictionally
Nobody has a problem with Dante's trilogy and that was literally just him using the concept of a journey through the afterlife to make political and social commentary and shit on people he didn't like
literal religious fanfiction and nobody has a problem with it at all
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:05:17 AM
No.151228004
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>>151228012
>>151227990
>Vivzie has said that technically it's not supposed to be Christianity, and is more like an alt universe thing that takes 95% of its stuff from Judeo-Christian stuff. That's a cop-out answer but that's what she says. Anyways, a lot of the stuff obviously isn't biblically accurate, especially the Heaven stuff which feels very slap-dashed together compared to Hell. Adam being an Angel is wrong, or the idea that people "become" angels when that's never the case.
Hence why I can watch this without any problems, so I don't get the part of "they'd never admit it" like it's some kind of taboo.
>>151227990
>Adam being an Angel is wrong, or the idea that people "become" angels when that's never the case
Enoch was raised up to become an Angel but that's from Gnostic/non-canon/apocryphal texts
Which is the version I assume we're using, since Lilith exists at all
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:07:19 AM
No.151228012
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>>151228053
>>151228004
>so I don't get the part of "they'd never admit it" like it's some kind of taboo.
the friends I was referring to are extremely traditional to the point that watching something with this kind of subject matter, and enjoying it, would be like a scandal to their family or church-normie friends
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:11:21 AM
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>>151228008
more specifically it's kabbalah
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:12:45 AM
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>>151228044
>>151227626
>I think the generic shadow-tendrils are his own personal power also.
>It's the green glowing stuff, the staff, and those little minions that he got from Rosie
it's hard to say really, cause Alastor was a radio host in life who ALSO knew Voodoo, the glowing green stuff is presumably voodoo symbols but I'm too lazy to check, and the microphone would also connect to his radio powers, if anything I feel like the shadows and minions are from Rosie, either that, or they're all Alastor's stuff, but he basically walked into Hell at his full potential, rather than needing to spend a few decades/centuries to build up his power
>>151227997
It's a cop-out in that we all know it's meant to be Christianity, you know it, I know it, common sense knows it, but it's mentioned in a side off-screen director comment that it's not. It's like how in Danny Phantom the ghosts aren't actually ghosts. You and I both know better.
>You're allowed to write fanfiction about religions, or use them however you want fictionally
>Nobody has a problem with Dante's trilogy and that was literally just him using the concept of a journey through the afterlife to make political and social commentary and shit on people he didn't like
I didn't say you couldn't. But it's wild to compare Hazbin Hotel, something made by an atheist woman, that's clearly irreverent to what it's based on to Paradise Lost or Dante's Trilogy. Both are fiction but meant to use religion in a much more respectful manner.
Also unrelated but the
>Dante's trilogy and that was literally just him using the concept of a journey through the afterlife to make political and social commentary and shit on people he didn't like
You only know Dante's trilogy from the memes if all you got from it was him hanging out with Virgil and hating Florence. It deals with a lot of religious themes and questions.
>>151228008
While that is true and admittedly really cool, Vivzie would never incorporate that kind of stuff into her Heaven. The absolute BEST we get is "woooah crazy biblically accurate angels I copied off reddit!"
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:15:39 AM
No.151228044
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>>151228033
>they're all Alastor's stuff, but he basically walked into Hell at his full potential, rather than needing to spend a few decades/centuries to build up his power
I like this interpretation so it's my new head-canon until stated otherwise
Because you're right, he did already know voodoo. The glowing green symbols are the same as the wooden talisman he had in his place, he was able to contact Hell all on his own, all of it lines up.
It's all "his" power, Rosie just juiced him up
I still think it'd be interesting to see a what-if of Alastor if he just went into hell without the deal
I'm a curious powerlevelfag like that
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:17:22 AM
No.151228053
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>>151228063
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:17:44 AM
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>>151228072
>>151228040
>While that is true and admittedly really cool, Vivzie would never incorporate that kind of stuff into her Heaven
Why not? Enoch became Metatron
Metatron is like the quintessential babbies first biblically accurate angel
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:18:45 AM
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>>151228081
>>151228053
Yes
I'm impressed you sniffed that out, I was trying to imply it without saying it
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:21:27 AM
No.151228072
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>>151228055
Because Vivzie's hell is an afterthought that only exists out of necessity. Everything about it is super basic. The religious figures we've seen there are just St. Peter (one of the most well-known Christian figures in pop culture) whose design is... an angel guy. Then there's uh... Adam and Abel I guess, we all know them from Sunday school. And uhhh... the rest is just OCs I guess.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:24:07 AM
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>>151228087
>>151228063
I'm familiar with them. Few Christian denominations go this hard on petty shit to the point that one person watching a cartoon would bring shame to the entire family. The majority of Christians aren't this obsessive. Most just want to live their lives and be left alone.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:24:47 AM
No.151228083
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>>151228088
>>151228040
>But it's wild to compare Hazbin Hotel, something made by an atheist woman, that's clearly irreverent to what it's based on to Paradise Lost or Dante's Trilogy. Both are fiction but meant to use religion in a much more respectful manner.
I don't think it's wild at all. They're quite literally the same thing. Dante wasn't coming at it with respect at all. Every single person in Inferno is just people he didn't like being subjected to poetically ironic torture and him going "Ah, yes, he was this much of a shitbag. He deserves this" and his angelic guide agreeing with him
Paradiso is better but it's still masturbatory and absolutely none of it beyond the vague imagery of Gehennah and Lakes of Fire is remotely biblical
If anything I think Hazbin Hotel is a more honest work of fiction because it's not inherently vindictive
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:27:34 AM
No.151228087
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>>151228134
>>151228081
It's easy to forget how transgressive the content is because, well, we're here
but try being a buttoned-up respectable mormon and trying to explain why you like the song "Loser Baby"
>it's OK to be a coked up dick-sucking hoe?
>baby that's fine by me!
I mean it just doesn't fly, at all, none of it
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:27:41 AM
No.151228088
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>>151228094
>>151228083
Paradiso has a part where he reflects on his judgements and Earthly concerns and realizes how small they are in the grand scheme, that's part of Dante's growth.
>and his angelic guide agreeing with him
His guide wasn't angelic in the slightest that is a major plot point
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:29:22 AM
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>>151228088
>Paradiso has a part where he reflects on his judgements and Earthly concerns and realizes how small they are in the grand scheme, that's part of Dante's growth.
And Hazbin is playing with similar themes and isn't a finished work yet
>His guide wasn't angelic in the slightest that is a major plot point
Yeah poor wording but you know what I meant
his guide, which is acting as the moral reassurance that his assumptions are correct
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:35:17 AM
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Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:40:15 AM
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>>151222289
I like my chances actually
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:40:16 AM
No.151228134
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>>151228141
>>151228087
I'd like to think most Christians understand the song is Husk telling Angel Dust to stop feeling sorry for himself and to accept and forgive what he is, but that's just me. If Mormons don't get the context then oh well.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:42:29 AM
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>>151228167
>>151228134
the song is literally Husk telling Angel that it's OK to keep doing drugs and being a gay porn star
I don't know why you think that would go over with strict traditional religious people, especially mormons
>but it's like an artistic subversion and really it's an alternate universe and the overall message is posit-
no
you already lost before you started because it's pro-gay and advocates for doing drugs
You gotta understand how strict those people are, man. It's very different from mainstream "accepting" liberal protestants.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:45:58 AM
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>>151217363
Would Alastor even get to keep his powers? Sounds too good of a deal.
>>151228141
>the song is literally Husk telling Angel that it's OK to keep doing drugs and being a gay porn star
Play your part, be who you are. A loser just like me.
>I don't know why you think that would go over with strict traditional religious people, especially mormons
Didn't say it would. I'm saying the majority of Christians don't have a problem watching this show. There's no stigma if I listen to Poison or Gravity. Nobody cares.
>you already lost before you started
Why do I have the feeling you're in debate mode?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:50:01 AM
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>>151228314
also I'm glad we got the big fight scene
it's good to see that Husk and Nifty aren't pushovers, and the way the Vees fight is cool too
intentional or not I liked how Valentino fights especially, it was like Justice from Afro Samurai
tell me you don't see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBP7r26nv6g
with the guns and the long/multiple arms?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:51:23 AM
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>>151228195
>>151228167
>you already lost before you started
>Why do I have the feeling you're in debate mode?
No no, you've got me all wrong, that was said from the point of view of if you were a Mormon trying to explain this show to your family
Hypothetical, 3rd-person
I'm not a Mormon myself, I just ended up in a situation where I'm friends with a lot of them. I personally agree with you and don't think it should be that big of a deal at all.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:51:26 AM
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>>151228183
>>151227816
Why does Rosie casually make a sinner the most powerful of them all without any effort to it?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:52:08 AM
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>>151228200
>>151228167
I'm not christian but I don't let anyone know I watch the show cause I don't want them to know I'm gay
>>151228175
Voodoo #1 I guess
seriously though it clearly cost her something herself
I don't buy that she's Lilith or Roo or whatever but it's entirely possible she has someone pulling her own strings as well
otherwise why would she even need Alastor to do something for her? Clearly she can't do it herself, which means she has a boss too
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:56:30 AM
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>>151228207
>>151228174
>that was said from the point of view of if you were a Mormon trying to explain this show to your family
Which I'm not trying to do. Mormons are an extreme branch of Christianity, ask any other Christian and they'll most likely agree. There's no way that someone who visits 4chan daily is going to convince a traditional Mormon family that shows like this are acceptable. These are the same people who think it's a sin to drink coffee. I'm not even going to make the attempt.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:57:42 AM
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>>151228180
I'm not even gay either I just like the show
the world isn't ready for straight guys who like musicals but maybe some day
I want to fuck Charlie
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 11:58:43 AM
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>>151228227
>>151228195
Yeah I know that's my whole point
I was just telling you how impossible it is to ever get through to them about this kind of stuff
we're in total agreement so there's no need to be hostile
>>151228207
I'm not being hostile. I'm simply saying Mormons are an extreme group that doesn't represent mainstream Christianity, which doesn't have an issue with Christians watching shows like this. Nobody is going to hell for watching a cartoon.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:03:10 PM
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>>151228227
Oh yeah I agree, I mean most Christians I know would hardly consider them fellows
Catholics think they're straight-up heretics
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:18:09 PM
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>>151221034
Maybe for using them as meat shield
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:31:10 PM
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>>151228332
>>151228169
honestly seeing Valentino being basically a brute force bruiser of a fighter was fucking hilarious and I loved it
you expect a fag mothman with drugs to be support, hovering around being a petty bitch staying out of reach and breathing down drugs on his enemies, instead he just fucking bullcharged Alastor triyng to shoot him in the fucking head and then put his footprint in Alastor's gut and forced up blood, it was an unexpected treat
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:32:01 PM
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Look, I'm not trying to offend OP (even though he is a faggot) but that plan is like a thousand times more dumb than Vox's plan
>Kill archangel
>Heaven doesn't attack back, too weak to do it (probably)
>Instead of attacking directly to the unprepared enemy start studying redemption (which Vox doesn't even know about)
>This is assuming that redemption is even something that you can exploit without really being redeemed
>Even if this works you now have to send one by one all of your (probably unwilling army, now that they've been redeemed why would they attack heaven) into enemy territory, instead of attacking with all your forces
Yeah I can see why the vees didn't try to do that
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:37:03 PM
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>>151228355
>>151227215
The issue Hazbin Hotel addresses is one Christian theology never really does: namely, what if your behavior in the eternal beyond starts to contradict your behavior in life? If Heaven and Hell are truly FOREVER then they don’t stand for anything, because they aren’t actually representative of the type of behavior they’re supposed to represent. If sinners in hell start living good lives of compassion, do they deserve heaven after all? More importantly, if saved souls in heaven start acting like dicks and monsters, should they be allowed to remain in paradise?
Which is why the lyric is
>if Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie
>if angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky
>the rules are shades of grey when you don’t do what you say
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:38:39 PM
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>>151228314
good entrance too
having wings is just a big W all around
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:43:59 PM
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>>151228358
>>151228183
You overcomplicate a simple mystery with a simple answer.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:44:03 PM
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>>151228328
I know
apparently that's a conversation they REALLY don't want to have
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:45:04 PM
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>>151228372
>>151228354
OK so what's the simple answer?
there's no reason to gatekeep a cartoon just tell me if I'm that close already
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:46:09 PM
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Lute’s mask makes her look like a grandma.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:46:34 PM
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>>151228380
>>151228183
Watch it be something like
>there are a handful of demons/spirits that are able manifest power in others, but not use it themselves
>they were created by Roo directly to spread evil among the human world and get souls cast down into hell
>the Voodoo Demon, the Witchcraft Demon, the Sorcery Demon, etc
>they’re responsible for various branches of ritual and arcane magic among humans
>>151228358
Lilith wants to secure Charlie but her impersonator wears her face.
So when Alastor gets rid of Lilith, one less player for Eve to worry about. And a ton of grieving from Charlie.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:49:12 PM
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>>151228472
>>151228364
yeah you've got the idea, this all hinges on my admittedly headcanon concept that Rosie is basically just The Voodoo Demon
which would make her the head of an entire powerful branch of magic
which should be a big deal?
but again that's just my current headcanon
obviously Roo, by nature, would be at the root of all these branches
>>151228372
>Lilith wants to secure Charlie
what does that even mean?
Charlie already loves her mom, they're just estranged
bitch, just pick up the phone
It seems kinda obvious that angel dust can't be redeemed because someone else owns his soul right?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:51:28 PM
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>>151228388
>his big sin is killing his dad who was abusive
>valentino is probably like a surrogate for that same sort of relationship
He has to forgive/spare Val after he's free from his control
obviously
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:54:01 PM
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>>151228453
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:56:52 PM
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>>151228387
The Lilith in Heaven is not Lilith at all. She is the Eve that ate the apple.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 12:57:38 PM
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>>151228387
I think one of her deal with heaven was leaving the Hell and not speaking because her voice has power.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:00:16 PM
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>>151228227
>Nobody is going to hell for watching a cartoon.
That's a ssshame...
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:05:01 PM
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>>151228388
>>151228405
Happens all the time to be fair. Satan even pulls a reverse Uno card on Constantine's reverse Uno card in this:
https://youtu.be/xoD44rohrtU?t=314
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:10:16 PM
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>>151228380
The other thing I thought was maybe Roo is somehow the source of the magic that makes deals metaphysically binding in hell.
I just think there has to be some big reveal that Rosie cannot wield her power directly. However much she has, she’s somehow bound to only empower others. I think people latch on to “Rosie is Lilith” at least in part because “empowering other demons” is canonically a Lilith thing. It’s a nagging question why anyone would give Alastor power and then make him do chores, when the ability to grant that power should imply you HAVE that power and can just do it yourself.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 1:23:50 PM
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>>151228794
>>151228372
No. First because "keep this person safe" is way too generic as a task and Alastor and Rosie clearly said that they weren't any closer to accomplish their goal, second because why antagonize Lucifer which is the best possible way to accomplish your task?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:16:19 PM
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>>151228521
The goal isn’t something Alastor knows about since Rosie is secretive about it. For him, he doesn’t know about the Roo war going on, Rosie is making him angry and has long passed her purpose.
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:48:13 PM
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>>151229167
LUCIFER HUMILIATION RITUAL BEGINS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 2:59:41 PM
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>>151229140
>have Alastor dead to rights, you can kill him right now along with both of his goons and be done with him forever
>WAIT I WANT TO MAKE A DEAL
Vox you stupid motherfucker why didn't you just ice him right then and there?
>oh but think of the headlines~
You know what's a good headline? "The Radio Demon is Dead because I Killed Him"
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:01:38 PM
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>>151229122
Vox could never kill his true love (he is weak)
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:05:29 PM
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>>151229248
>>151229039
don't the leaks say he gets captured in ep 7?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:08:58 PM
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>>151216323
How did you suck negative cocks?
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:15:34 PM
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>>151229167
Yeah but Vox gets some sort of victory over him in ep 5
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:17:56 PM
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Cant wait for tomorrow bros
Anonymous
11/11/2025, 3:33:44 PM
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>>151223454
Pentious’s main problem was that he missed his friends, so that’s probably why every place Emily took him in the montage was focused on socializing and full if other winners. I’m sure if Emily was giving somebody else a tour and they requested a cozy nook in a library or a peaceful meditation garden, she could make that happen.