Ready to admit he was RIGHT?
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 5:52:04 PM
No.151247008
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>>151246767 (OP)
I'm worried that they will turn him into a Valentino 2.0 so that we can no longer defend his arguments against Charlie.
>>151246767 (OP)
Completely retcons the way he treated his soldiers in season 1.
>>151246767 (OP)
>Lucifer can't harm the sinners
>the rest of Heaven, excluding Lute, is too wimpy to harm them
>>151246767 (OP)
What kind of heaven offers gift baskets for genocide?
>>151249262
One full of retards who can't read the room like Emily. She unironically made Sir Pentious try to kill himself when she was trying to cheer him up.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 8:15:59 PM
No.151249503
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>>151249336
What a dumbass. Same with Sera
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 8:22:13 PM
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>>151249782
they are all dum dums up/down here, whats so difficult to understand
>>151249624
I actually want Vox to win
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 8:38:08 PM
No.151249914
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>>151260584
>he was right
>the image is facing the left
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 8:38:17 PM
No.151249919
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>>151249782
I want literally no one to win.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 9:24:21 PM
No.151250797
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>>151249782
I would want Vox to win if he didn't fall for Alastor's blatant bait. He can't be so fucking stupid and neither can the other Vees. Literally every character except Adam sucks (Lute is ugly and has anger issues, I don't care about her).
Lovecraft’s cat
11/12/2025, 9:27:00 PM
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>>151246767 (OP)
I always knew he was right. I’m essentially him
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 9:31:40 PM
No.151250956
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>>151249782
Nah, there are innocent souls in all this, mainly the winners, who will get both figuratively and literally fucked if Vox gets what he wants. He should be put down and everyone in power fired.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 9:40:46 PM
No.151251142
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>>151246767 (OP)
He was always right.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 9:54:21 PM
No.151251406
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>>151257273
>>151249336
>Spoiled sheltered girl who has never been told no will go crazy after realizing a nice smile and cheery attitude doesn't fix anything
many such sad cases
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 10:08:15 PM
No.151251662
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>>151251678
>fuck around killing demons
>find out, by get Adam killed
>Oh no, how that could happen?
Is Lute...are dumb?
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 10:09:48 PM
No.151251678
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>>151251662
She's mentally ill.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 10:14:44 PM
No.151251760
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>>151251909
None of the numbers we've been given for the exterminations are even close to adding up. Is Vivzie trying to say something here?
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 10:19:14 PM
No.151251841
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>>151251894
Writing aside, I hope Husk gets his casino back by the end of this. Who runs this place now that he's gone?
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 10:22:40 PM
No.151251894
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>>151251841
Whoever it is, inspiring hiring choices.
>>151251760
Given that every year like 60 million people die, and of those majority have to go to Hell to fit the 'Heaven's outnumbered' thing, there's just no way Adam's tiny melee-only force, where only he can do anything but gut street-level sinners, could possibly accomplish much population control. It's a problem, because the exterminations are a fun concept and aesthetically fairly cool, but you need a far greater scale for the army to make it work logistically.
But it's tiny in scale, because it had to be to make sense for the scale of the story in other places.
And it'd be dumb to say like a hundred exterminators killed fifty million sinners just like that.
So here we are, with THOUSANDS of Sinner deaths over a seven-year timespan. God knows why it's seven years, given that Charlie was reading a fucking history book about the exterminations in the pilot.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 10:25:50 PM
No.151251945
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>>151251973
>>151251909
>given that Charlie was reading a fucking history book about the exterminations in the pilot.
Maybe her parents knew their daughter is a retard who needs a picture book to understand things.
>>151247093
this is my problem too. a lot of people are framing it like "wow look at all the Adam fans SEETHING that he wasn't actually based and the real good guy the whole time", but it's much more that it's just inconsistent writing. we see that the prep time before exorcisms is just spent with Adam hyping them all up like rowdy sports fans, it seems really out of left field to suddenly try and paint it like this horrible, oppressive workplace where everybody suffers. I thought Vaggie was meant to be special in the fact that she's the only exorcist to understand mercy? is she not even allowed to have that be her thing anymore?
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 10:27:16 PM
No.151251973
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>>151251945
Well, Lilith left seemingly same time as the exterminations started, so it'd be up to extremely depressive and reclusive Lucifer to magic a book together.
Which for some reason features Satan as a goat, and not a giant muscle man.
This guy is like one of the few people to not jump ship and leave the hotel after Vox's rally and he doesn't even get a name.
>Charlie when it's time to yell at her girlfriend and elderly father for trying to be proactive and do something even though most of this mess is her fault for falling into every single one of Vox's trap face first
Damn, where was this energy when Vox was literally smearing her name over television, ruining her life's mission, and trying to start an entire war with Heaven? Hell, where was this energy when Husk was tied to the damn train tracks last episode?
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 10:59:08 PM
No.151252510
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Don't you think, that Rosie (with her "angelic"-like leash) is waaay to thirsty over Alastor?
What is Rosie actually made Al am asexual, so only she can fuck him?
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 11:00:30 PM
No.151252534
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>>151252067
Should we give him one?
Seems he has problem with romantic relationships because he doesn't have a back bone
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 11:01:10 PM
No.151252549
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>>151252769
When Lute got up close to Vox I just wanted her to stab him right there.
Shit those demons in the crowd didn't have angel weapons did they? Sera should've let her loose when it was clear what was going on.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 11:14:29 PM
No.151252769
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>>151252549
Maybe Vox would've been a martyr if Lute killed him right there.
>>151246767 (OP)
Always knew he was right. These demons want to kill everyone in heaven the same way leftists want to kill every conservative in America. And just like Charlie Kirk, they celebrate and cheer for his death. There can be no peace with these animals.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 11:37:08 PM
No.151253121
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>>151253134
>>151253006
>bark bark bark bark bark go away scary things bark bark bark bark bark
>>151253121
Don't make me call Rittenhouse.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 11:40:29 PM
No.151253180
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>>151252441
>Hell, where was this energy when Husk was tied to the damn train tracks last episode?
charlie wasn't there.
it was just husk, angel and Danny do-bad
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 11:41:43 PM
No.151253211
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>>151253338
>>151253134
All I hear is barking. Bark, bark, bark. That's all you do: make noise because you want the scary things to leave you alone.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 11:48:43 PM
No.151253338
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>>151253358
>>151253211
And all I ever hear is whining from you dogs when you try to attack a conservative packing heat and get put down like the bitches you are. You're only good for shooting and murdering unarmed men, but fold like lawn chairs when you try to come at someone like Daniel Perry.
Dick-measuring aside, your kind has proven over and over that there can be no peaceful co-existing. Very similar to this show. Adam was right. There's only one way to deal with demons.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 11:53:59 PM
No.151253432
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>>151253358
Being a manchild won’t prove him wrong, just give further credence that you should be in a mental ward.
Anonymous
11/12/2025, 11:55:30 PM
No.151253465
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>>151262811
>>151249336
>made Sir Pentious try to kill himself
So they put the gun in his hand and commanded him to do it? Because if not than that’s all him and the fact that he would do that there is a big sign as to why he really shouldn’t be there.
>>151252441
I don't know what this brain disorder is called, but Charlie is clearly a problematic child with massive, inflated selfishness. She only takes and gives nothing in return. She treats those around her like objects and disregards their opinions. It's surprising that the angels even communicate with her.
Why do most modern female cartoon characters look so much alike?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:03:23 AM
No.151253599
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>>151253814
Wait this isn't the Death Battle thread. How did I end up here?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:10:58 AM
No.151253739
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>>151253490
It’s just being selfish, you don’t need to have a mental disorder to be an asshole, but it usually plays into it. Maybe a savior complex and narcissistic tendencies? She is literally a spoiled princess of hell that is trying to undermine a system she neither understands or cares to because she believes she is right on the matter and the narrative will do all it can to support her while only putting in superficial roadblocks to impede her and give the illusion that she isn’t a borderline Mary Sue.
>Why do most modern female cartoon characters look so much alike
Because they’re written by the same kind of people with the same way of thinking. These people lack the kind of creative chops to write decent stories and characters and get by mostly on support from rabid fanbases that eat up whatever it is they put out.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:15:21 AM
No.151253814
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>>151253599
that's how powerful my FUARKING HERO is
>>151247093
This, people are mad about the way characters act in this season compared to the first, but apparently you're not allowed to feel that way about Adam. It's such a bullshit argument because they want to dunk on Adamfags. I mean fuck, I feel bad for Emilyfags this season, she's so stupid.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:28:35 AM
No.151254102
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>>151254289
>>151254068
She was always to nice for the streets
Is obvious they hate Adam, that's what happens when your character is I kill u
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:34:30 AM
No.151254214
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Would you fatten him up?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:38:49 AM
No.151254287
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>>151254341
wish Vox started the uprising sooner. Feels like they had a chance to fix it but Emily and Sera are dumb and stupid so they couldn't convince people to forgive them so the entire episode was cringe and stupid. I knew Vivzie would fuck season 2 with pointless drama that gets in the way of good storytelling
>we have to show emily how many people die so she feels even more horror
sure, whatever
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:38:52 AM
No.151254289
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>>151256256
>>151246767 (OP)
legitimately, he should've neutered hell to the extent it could no longer pose a threat, and gone after the overlords.
>>151254102
watch her say some shit like buuuut it's our fault (2 people made the decision) for the exterminations. we should let the evil murder rapists torture us because it'd be fair
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
11/13/2025, 12:40:50 AM
No.151254319
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>>151254415
1. Why are people being so hard on Heaven and its residents here?
2. Just how bad is this season and how much hate is it getting everywhere else?
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
11/13/2025, 12:41:58 AM
No.151254341
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>>151254287
Wait, you're telling me people in Heaven aren't forgiving Emily and Sera for the war?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:46:22 AM
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>>151254319
>1. Why are people being so hard on Heaven and its residents here?
We're more mad at Sera because this season has show she's pants on head retarded and doesn't know anything about what she has ordered with the exterminations and heaven seems like a bunch of pussies when compared to Lute
>2. Just how bad is this season and how much hate is it getting everywhere else?
It's bad still in writing and it's getting not as much hate everywhere else
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:47:15 AM
No.151254428
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>>151255270
>>151252441
why did even show Vox cutting the wires? The moment that happened I thought Charlie was going to get super mad, but instead she completely ignore Vox, and then she saves Husk, and then she completely ignore Vox just tried to kill him. Everything is so forced and all they had to do was make Vox NOT SHOWING THE FUCKING WIRES, WHY VIVZIE WHY
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:50:08 AM
No.151254481
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>>151255058
So is it right to say that there are no actual adults in this show? Because everyone acts like children.
>>151254481
>Because everyone acts like children.
Always hazbin
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:32:27 AM
No.151255117
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>>151257631
>>151246767 (OP)
It's a typical liberal scenario. The oppressed masses want to rebelde but they're in the wrong because the leader is a douchebag and the moral is not going too far and accept the scraps from the leading class. American liberals are deeply conservative
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:33:05 AM
No.151255128
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>>151246767 (OP)
I was always on his side
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:35:37 AM
No.151255174
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>>151253358
You address him and then try to pull out the "shut up the grown ups are talking" card fucking retard
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:40:58 AM
No.151255270
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>>151262901
>>151254428
No there's no time
Here's another musical number
Also Adam bad even though all the Vees are rapists okay bye
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:48:56 AM
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>>151253358
You smoothbrain fucks are on /news/ right now calling for the murder of those eight dem congressmen that ended the shutdown.
>>151246767 (OP)
>Tells hellborn that sin is bad
>kills rapist murderers and pedophiles
>says no to participation trophy for sinners
Somehow the bad guy?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:04:02 AM
No.151255659
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Why doesn't heaven just portal over a smartphone with a video of angel snake guy
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:12:45 AM
No.151255806
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>>151256273
>>151255423
Killing the rapist and pedos ends their suffering. They are supposed to stay in Hell forever, and be punished for all eternity.
Adam should stop fucking God's plan further, he already caused enough damage with his whore of a wife.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:18:33 AM
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>>151246767 (OP)
I don't need to admit anything, I've always said he was right. The show confirms this.
>Pentious was able to be forgiven means that your actions in the after life can affect your standing
>Pentious could only be ascend because of the threat to life that the Angels invading provided him
>No one in heaven knew how he ascended, meaning there's a higher power acting as an arbiter of who belongs in heaven/hell
>Based on Lucifer falling, we know it's possible for Angels to fall to hell
>Adam was able to kill sinners for years and wasn't cast down to hell once
All of this wraps around to Adam's actions being justified on the cosmic scale. Without the genuine threat of death that only angelic weapons could provide, redemption would never be possible. The fact Adam never fell for his actions, despite it being possible, means that his actions were fitting of heaven.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:19:29 AM
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>>151256474
No because Heaven attacked first and Hell retaliated because they were attacked.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:45:05 AM
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>>151254289
Well is complex their in universe hell is very gotta be tough to make it
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:46:09 AM
No.151256273
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>>151255806
>Hazbin's Hell
>Suffering
Pick one. Those fuckers are thriving.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:01:46 AM
No.151256474
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>>151256667
>>151255885
>No because Heaven attacked first
Did they?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:03:39 AM
No.151256493
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>>151259666
>>151249262
It's better than continuing the genocide by spitting in the face of your would-be exterminators. What gift could ever possibly make up for it anyway?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:13:00 AM
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>>151251909
>the reason that none of the math behind hell's population in this show makes sense is because there's actually a secret 3rd Limbo/Purgatory dimension that 99.9% of people go to when they die because this universe's automatic filtering system for who goes where is that nonsensical
I'll take 5 million dollars now Viv
>>151255423
I've barely watched this show, but how the fuck did Adam get into Heaven? The guy swears like a sailor, delights in violence and murder, won't shut up about his dick and lustful thoughts, and he's spiteful and petty. Aren't there standards that angels are beholden to? Falling from grace is pretty obviously possible (Lucifer), and since it is, why should redemption not be possible?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:16:53 AM
No.151256667
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>>151256474
Until further notice, yes.
>>151256636
>Swearing
Not a bad thing.
>Violent
Probably not while he was alive, he probably did have to hunt a lot during his time on Primordial Earth. His job in Heaven was to exterminate scum.
>Lustful
People in Heaven can have sex.
>Spiteful and petty
So? Barely something worth damning someone to Hell over.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:27:20 AM
No.151256806
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>>151256862
>>151256699
Doesn't seem like his time in heaven has made him a better person. Perhaps that's why God allowed him to be killed in Hell?
And uh... where do Angels go when they die? Super Heaven?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:28:40 AM
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>>151256636
>but how the fuck did Adam get into Heaven?
Because he's based.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:31:52 AM
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>>151256877
>Valentino getting some of the funniest lines this season and successfully winning haters over
>Being victimised by a power-tripping Vox who only has eyes for his nemesis
>Getting micro-agressioned by Vox
>Angel Dusts killed his dad, and chances are it's because his dad was abusive.
>Allowed Vox to utterly break Angel Dust creating beef between those two now
>Shot of Val's hand reaching out to heaven in the trailer
Val's a gonner isn't he? They're going to let Angel Dust murk him which will either shake Vox too late or Vox will cross the event horizon and ignore him, either way fully ending the Vees.
Angel Dust will get his moment of standing up for himself regardless of whether it redeems or damns him, if Vox cares he'll pay for what he did, and the show doesn't have to worry about redeeming a rapist anymore but it won't be so obvious since they can make his death kind of sad.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:32:35 AM
No.151256862
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>>151256806
Fair. Super Heaven would be based, but I'm hoping for Sinner Adam. Also angels can be killed by angelic steel, that's why he died.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:32:39 AM
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>>151256636
because he stuck it to the man
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:33:52 AM
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>>151257062
>>151256855
Seems like the most obvious story beat ever that eventually Angel Dust will be free of Valentino's control and have his life in his hands, and he'll forgive/spare him
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:37:21 AM
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>>151256636
He probably became an asshole only after living in heaven
wow, we finally got a good episode. It only took 75% of the season
I hope we never get another viv or sky episode again. If they start shitting up homestuck it will be the final nail in its coffin
I did a complete rewatch of S1 and something that never occured to me after watching S1 a second time was "Wait, what is Adam's job? There is absolutely no fucking way his ONLY JOB after failing to watch the Garden of Eden was be the leader of the exorcists he has to like, do other shit right?"
No. I actually think after failing to look after the Garden of Eden, and then right after the Cain and Abel incident right after that, Sera basically said "Adam might actually be the most useless dumb fuck God ever created and he was his FIRST creation." Adam's "job" is to just motivate the exorcists because he is literally bad at everything else that is expected from him so whenever he isnt performing combat drills with the exorcists the other 363 days of the calendar year he's likely fucking, masturbating, playing music and eating junkfood.
See, Viv wants to tell a story about how both Hell and Heaven have massive amounts of nepotism ruining the power structures in both areas because Sera has shown to me that the speaker of God needs to absolutely remove her rank. If Satan took one look at all the dumb bullshit that Stolas was doing with Blitz and since it was a first offense basically stripped him of his rank for "1000 years" then the Speaker of God needs to demote Sera to like "service worker" angel because she does not deserve her spot in the harmonic order anymore. Like I fully believe the nepotism will get worse and Abel will continue to fail upwards going from "Adam's Job" to "Sera's Job"
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:43:04 AM
No.151256975
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>>151257316
Does anyone have a clip of the Zach Hadel demon at the slots? That scream was peak.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:43:31 AM
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>>151257377
>>151256943
These last two episodes were literally the worse ones of the season.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:45:26 AM
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>>151257710
The plot twist is gonna be that the reason Lucifer is barred from smiting sinners isn’t because it’s his punishment, but that he’s expected to have tried this Redemption shit millennia ago since it’s his fault they can Sin in the first place. And he’s just too much of a fucking goober to have realized that.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:45:45 AM
No.151257011
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>>151258384
>>151252067
He was from the pilot too interestingly enough.
The hotel is a non-entity in this series so I'm not surprised that something that should be somewhat significant isn't really noted. Gotta focus on the convoluted heaven war instead of getting to know how Hell works, or even what its denizens get up to.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:45:51 AM
No.151257012
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>>151256892
17. Vox makes Lucifer into the battery for his giant shark thing
18. Pentious in Heaven, might be split between a battle song and a "oh no we're all gonna fucking die" song. The Speaker might be the sun emoji.
19. Vox makes it into Heaven and watches his human life on the giant orb thing.
20. "Hear My Hope", the Charlie-fixes-everything song
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:46:22 AM
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>>151257030
Were Adam and Lilith fucking in Heaven?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:47:57 AM
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Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:48:50 AM
No.151257038
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>>151257127
>>151256636
He most likely was a good person back when he was alive.
Personally I like to think that it was his forgiving Eve for her mistake in taking the apple that got him into Heaven.
As for how he is now, he’s meant to serve as a foil for Charlie’s ideals. She believes that the worst of souls in hell can change for the better, and Adam is proof that the opposite is true as well, that a good soul can change for the worse in heaven.
>>151256892
> = vox
> = some combinatio of charlie, lucifer, and angel
> = some combination of vox's cybershark and baxter
> = sir pentious
> = some combination of lute, emily, sera, peter, abel, and speaker
> = heaven's courtroom
>E = ???
> = angel dust?
> = peace or a team up
> = speaker
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:51:16 AM
No.151257062
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>>151257151
>>151256877
We're well into the era of "Fuck no, you don't have to forgive, especially abusive people" moral messages.
Audiences like Valentino a bit more, but his primary shtick is still being a serial rapist and exploititive pimp, and the production studio will be set on fire if they suggest he can be redeemed.
Killing him off early but slightly tragically lets them dodge the question without having to negate the message of the show.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:52:22 AM
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>>151257060
fuck. of course this place wouldn't render emoji. I suppose that's a feature, not a bug
Does Charlie really believe abusers can be redeemed? What does that say to the audience if it happens?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:55:38 AM
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>>151258402
>Alastor's scheming confirmed to pay off
>He's freed from his deals holding him back
>Charlie deal might still be intact after this season for later use
>Now knows Lucifer can't hurt him but he can hurt Lucifer theoretically, if he finds the right means. In the meantime, he can fuck with and mock him with impunity
After all the mockery, Alastor is winning hard by the end of this season.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:57:54 AM
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>>151257038
>He most likely was a good person back when he was alive.
I think so too
but 2 divorces with the ultimate crazy bitches would do things to a man
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:00:20 AM
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>>151257062
I'm not saying they suggest Valentino can be redeemed
I'm saying it's just the obvious arc for Angel, if they intend to redeem HIM
>his big sin is killing his abusive dad
so obviously the path to redemption for Angel is to reject the anger that made him kill his dad, and choose to spare Val
doesn't mean Val is redeemed
doesn't even mean Angel necessarily has to "forgive" him
but he has to take the stand of
>Even after everything you've done to me, I'm not going to kill you.
Essentially the lesson Angel needs to learn is that "judgement is not mine to dish out"
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:01:45 AM
No.151257168
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>>151257083
>Does Charlie really believe abusers can be redeemed? What does that say to the audience if it happens?
The same exact message as Christianity?
Anyone CAN be redeemed
Yes abusers
Yes murderers
Everyone
That is the entire point of salvation and redemption
Look into who Saul of Tarsus was before he became the Apostle Paul
he was way worse than any of the sinners we've seen in Hazbin by a factor of like x100 and he became Christ's literal Top Guy
>>151247093
>>151251968
>>151254068
The way Adam is in the scene is just like the ending of Alastor in season 1. Where you can tell how uncomfortable and unnerved they are by their opened mouth smiles. That it makes you wonder why they do the jobs they do.
Why arent more people talking about how hot "biblically accurate angel" dragon Sera is
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:08:57 AM
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>>151258028
>>151257227
He and Lute were just trying to toughen up their soldiers. They did nothing wrong.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:09:12 AM
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>>151257435
>>151257227
This scene does make him look sussy but im just gonna assume he's being a dick that enjoys ruining Vaggie's lesbo heart-to-heart with that other exorcist.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:10:21 AM
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>>151251406
i don't want to fuck this thing
>>151257233
I can't even tell what the fuck I'm looking at. I think she might be some kind of duck in all that shit?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:13:36 AM
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>>151259091
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:14:06 AM
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>>151257353
>>151257313
NTA but I thought she is supposed to be a swan.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:15:24 AM
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>>151257327
Either way she looks fowl.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:16:39 AM
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>>151258148
>>151256982
episode 6 was the only good episode this season. the rest were utter dogshit
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:17:40 AM
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>>151257781
i have an unhealthy obsession with lute's thighs
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:19:17 AM
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>>151257438
> “you know I can’t understand you when you speak that island language Val”
> “Make Hell Great Again!”
> “I’m the Fuhrer!”
I can’t believe they made Vox a racist, that’s a bold and brave decision.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:20:25 AM
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>>151257255
Adam named Vaggie and likely that exorcist as well. He’s also never been this brutal to his human children, as we from how soft and cheery Abel is. And Lute mistakes it as Adam disliking Abel by the expectations she has for an exorcist.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:20:35 AM
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>>151257414
I just realized Vox could've fought in WW2
>Lucifer, as punishment for disobeying us and giving humanity free will, we FORBID you from bringing harm to any Sinner you come across, but also you can do whatever you want in a fight against an angel. We don't really care. Go ahead, knock our teeth out. It'd be funny. We'd be the better men by forgiving you for it.
>>151247093
I was thinking about this too. That part where he hyped up the Exorcists and they were all cheering like a bunch of meatheads seems disconnected from those flashbacks, so it comes off as really random IMO.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:23:43 AM
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>>151257447
Why are the angels so painfully retarded in this show?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:25:24 AM
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>>151257463
Look at them as an unstable militant family Adam got himself wrapped in. Now it makes way more sense why both scenes happen.
>some people on twitter are genuinely shocked that adam and lute were psychopathic assholes with no redeeming qualities whatsoever
rofl
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:25:38 AM
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>>151257447
He's banned from heaven, only way he gets the opportunity is if one schlups their way down to hell.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:27:08 AM
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>>151257447
Who ISN'T on fraudwatch at this point?
>>151257525
Between that and all the Alastorfags in shambles over him being an unrepentantly evil fuck in life, this seasons doing great at busting headcanons.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:29:31 AM
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>>151257554
oh yeah, he was a satanic serial killer as a human and somehow him being a total piece of shit toward vox in the past is "out of character"?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:29:57 AM
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>>151257525
>>151257554
Why do you keep simping for bad people that constantly got themselves into wars that an heaven dweller like Lute seems to have an entire history with them.
>>151255117
I'm sure Viv believes she's doing a Trump allegory, a billionaire that manipulate the masses into racial war by using populism, but it's the same shit conservative shit we've seen multiple times. RWBY, Legend of Korra or Arcane
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:33:03 AM
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>>151253134
don't make me call Robinson
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:33:13 AM
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>>151257714
>>151257631
She actually said it was a total coincidence because yeah it's a very, very old story that's been told over and over.
The whole "sinners in Hell deserve being oppressed for their sins in life" rhetoric kinda falls apart when you take into account that Pentious proves you can fall into damnation without actually hurting or being malicious toward anyone, if refusing to confront a killer out of self-preserving fear can get you sent to Hell, imagine how many sinners in Hell got damned for trivial acts like stealing out of poverty or killing someone out of self-defense instead of sadism.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:37:00 AM
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>>151257675
Pentious gotten the world he deserved. A land where everyone gets away with their crimes.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:37:13 AM
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>>151257733
>>151257675
good one.
what are the exorcist apologists gonna say now? "he's just an exception not the rule"?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:37:30 AM
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>>151246767 (OP)
No, but S2 has been a letdown compared to the first.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:37:47 AM
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>>151257765
>>151257675
You missed the whole point of that scene. What you were suppose to understand from this is that, when a soul deems itself unworthy it actively choose to go to hell or better yet non existence because the shame one feels from witnessing that and doing nothing makes you no longer can about any plane of existence mortal or immortal. Pentous was "the first" to be redeemed because it was the universe way of being impressed he took bravery to such an extreme they ascended him. You wanna know why no one else fits that catagory? becuase they fucking know they belong down there.
>>151257007
holy fuck Lucifer in this show is most pathetic excuse for the devil ever
>depressed fuck that copes with child toys
>doesnt have any pride, if he resents sinners, that means that he realized that he fucked up
>doesnt even have self esteem, is a simp for his ex and a weakling as a father
>gets cucked by a fucking fraud and a gay TV
Asmodeus and KEsha OC were already big letdowns, and now, this only confirms that Vivxie is a spolied girl that cant even make proper demons because for her "everything is relative".
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:38:49 AM
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>>151257644
That was my point but it's such a boring story. It makes sense because there's nothing that scare the elite more than the peasants revolting and despite all their rants about freedom, America born as a business first and still continues
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:39:56 AM
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>>151257695
Pentious is the embodiment of being the exception and not the rule. Episode 6 makes this clear. The few souls who are redeemed are threatened by the people in Hell.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:41:18 AM
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>>151258064
>>151257710
You remember the Ep of HB where Stolas was basically given a slap on the wrist for letting Blitz get too comfortable with abusing the grimoire's power and his punishment was stripping him of his rank for 1000 years? Satan very briefly makes a reference to Lucifer and after what we've seen from Lucifer these past couple of ep's, Satan is absolutely justified over his position in hell compared to Lucifers. Its so obvious Lucifer does not want his job and if he could do anything he'd immediately go back to the Garden. He hates hell that much.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:42:01 AM
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>>151257778
>>151257703
You're literally spouting nonsense anon, not every sinner is in Hell because they have the mentality that they "deserve" it, a lot of people are known to be selfish and still believe that they are deserving of paradise.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:42:10 AM
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>>151257858
Wait, I'm trying to wrap my head here. Adam was a harsh task master but later he starts feeling fond of his band of killers? How is this bad?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:42:44 AM
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>>151257765
Yes, and that self awareness fits under the category of "pride" which is a sin.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:43:03 AM
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>>151257799
>>151257389
I can't stop looking at them
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:44:19 AM
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>>151257834
>>151257781
>ASSUME THE POSITION ANON! IN HEAVEN, THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE SEXUAL POSITION IS MISSIONARY AND YOU WILL IMPREGNATE ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE. CONDOMS? LUBE? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HERETIC GET ON THAT FUCKING BED!
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:47:10 AM
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11/13/2025, 4:49:16 AM
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>>151257770
Well you see, anon. Simping for sinners that treat cannibalism and stealing as virtues is not tolerated. And we’re supposed to simp for them, cause only one of them was good and redeemed after Adam was killed by an unstable murderous cannibal sinner Charlie instructed.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:49:29 AM
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>>151257675
> without actually hurting or being malicious
The problem is that due to Pentious’ inaction, people WERE hurt. Five more women died to Jack, five women who could have lived had he done the right thing.
It wasn’t his guilt that damned him, it was being an accessory to murder by keeping quiet.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:51:16 AM
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>>151257675
Sloth is a sin. Of course he went to hell. His choice was steeped in it.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:56:28 AM
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finally a good song
>https://youtu.be/r_hHCwN560o
>that losing streeeeeeeeeea'k
perfect vibrato on the end and delicate overall, k almost not verbal but you hear it
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:02:19 AM
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11/13/2025, 5:04:47 AM
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>>151258235
>>151257227
With the way Adam's expression stays the exact same for that entire scene, I actually can't tell if he's being sinister or just not happy about what he's doing. It's so fucking ambiguous and the fact that it doesn't change makes it look a bit creepy. I'll be honest, I immediately clocked it as a sinister look (which is what pissed me off about the flashback), but now I'm not sure.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:05:19 AM
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>>151258126
>>151257756
my dude, that's exaclty why this Lucifer is so pathetic.
The figure of "Lucifer" in the Bible isnt explored too much, but it gaves the pillars of a great character. Luzbel was once the greatest angel, the greatest creation, but he thought that he could defeat God, so he was exiled. But here is the trick, he isnt chained in hell, in fact, the fucker can travel freely. He stays in hell because he is too prideful to recognize that he failed, and will fail. He choose to stay with demons and shit not because he likes it, but because he cant accept his great imistake. In other texts, demons are described as the worst, in fact, Lucifer is one of the most decent, however, he will command that army of fucks not because he likes them, but because his pride commands him to try to defeat God even if the Creator himself has already told him that he will fail. He cant even do much shit in the world, he is know as "the father of lies" because he is weak agaisnt the faith of men, so he must sneak his way to success.
That whole plot resonates with the idea of christianity that you can be forgiven but first you must admit your bullshit, repent and accept the mercy of God, at the cost of your own ego.
That's why Hazbin's Lucifer is so shitty, because even if he hates hell, his pride would not allow him to admit it, and instead, he would keep convincing himself that he was always right.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:08:04 AM
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>>151259341
>>151253006
>acts like the dude was MLK jr even though Charlie hated mlk.
Come on you gotta admit that death was ironic af. It would be like Slick Willy having a viagra boner heart attack when he finally goes.
I just thought of something. What if, now hear me out. What if after the battle between Heaven and Hell and Charlie inevitably saves the day, the Speaker of God see's all the destruction that was caused and gives Charlie an ultimatum. The ultimatum goes as followed:
>If you truly believe redemption is possible then we will allow you to try BUT given what happened here today it also demonstrates that truly not everyone is deserving or even welcoming of redemption. You will be allowed to redeem whomever you think is worthy of it BUT effective immediately Lucifer will not be actually FORCED to do his job so now we want you to catagorize which sinners are "up for review" and which stay down there
Charlie would hate it but the other option is "either some get redeemed or no one. This is not being discussed anymore."
Like Sera basically becomes the parole officer over this.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:09:26 AM
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>>151257313
>I can't even tell what the fuck I'm looking at
Yeah that's kinda the point lmao
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:10:18 AM
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>>151258344
>>151258064
Sadly his fall isn't as dramatic as the one in the bible. Rather than fighting god, he just went behind everyone's back to feed an apple to Eve and "let evil seep into the world" so he gets kicked down into the sin hole he opened up.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:12:18 AM
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>>151258619
>>151257377
First episode was fine, second episode was a neat look at Heaven (and has two of the best songs), third was really fun and fourth was pretty cool. Fifth episode felt so fucking empty and the sixth was alright for the most part, but there was some dumb shit in there.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:16:05 AM
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>>151257710
Believe it or not, he does have pride despite his pathetic self-loathing. Despite his punishment, he still believes he did nothing wrong. He resents sinners, but he doesn't see them as his mistake or responsibility.
>>151258055
It’s the latter.
Adam’s scenes in general, even from Season 1, are meant to be reviewed and questioned.
Even his strange “Herpes. What a bitch.”comment alone could actually be referencing Sera, Lute, Emily, Lilith, and Eve as “Harpies”. Seemingly useless dialogue could be very important for what will be relevant later on.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:22:24 AM
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>>151258274
>>151258235
Reaching pretty far with that one
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:23:05 AM
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why don't they just put pentious on skype if transmissions can reach between heaven and hell based on charlie calling lilith
are they fuckign stupid or something
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:23:19 AM
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>>151258235
I'm sorry, but that last part is schizophrenic. I agree that Adam in the first season can be viewed as a deeper character, but I'm not ready to admit that the writers didn't fuck his character like they did for others this season.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:25:13 AM
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>>151258343
>>151258253
It seems like it, but the leaks and story so far have made Lute, Eve, and Emily seemingly are the most dangerous entities for Hell’s existence.
And Harpies are also known to be sirens that control and tempt men to their death by their singing.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:25:20 AM
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>>151258313
>>151257083
Christianity's entire belief system relies on the principal that every soul can be saved
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:28:54 AM
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>>151258335
>>151258278
The problem is Christianity added the afterlife after mixing with pagan beliefs during its expansion. Reminder that Jesus promised his generation was going to see him return. Christianity started as an apocalyptic cult, it was never intended to run for 2000 years
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:31:50 AM
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>>151257060
you sound insane
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:31:59 AM
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>>151258356
>>151258313
Anon, Jesus’s plan for the earth is 7000 years. It’s a week for him.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:32:55 AM
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>>151258365
>>151258274
That's putting way too much faith in the writers to think of some way to make Adam's random raunchy lines actually be him predicting or hinting at greater events
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:33:01 AM
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>>151258126
Good. He should be lame.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:34:16 AM
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>>151258376
>>151258335
That's cope from Letters of St Peter when the followers were getting old and Jesus still didn't come back.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:34:53 AM
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>>151258343
What’s funny about Adam’s lines is that I don’t even know if he actually has sex as claims to or he’s been driving himself mad from not doing it for thousands of years.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:36:12 AM
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>>151258401
>>151258356
Dude, Jesus’s first coming foretold since Genesis took 4000 years to happen.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:36:58 AM
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>>151257011
>>151252067
this is the guy who zach hadel should've voiced. it's exactly how everyone, himself included, draws him
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:36:59 AM
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>>151246767 (OP)
犯罪者は TRASH!
そして彼らは ASSHOLES!
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:37:29 AM
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>>151246767 (OP)
If they have nukes why didn't they just use them and turn the pride ring into the world's bumpiest parking lot
>>151258376
So you're one of those guys that believe the world was created 6000 years ago. Frankly I miss the days when geeks were fedora atheists. At least that make sense with their lifetsyle considering Christianity condemn masturbation.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:38:59 AM
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>>151257103
i thought you didn't use modern technology, alastor
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:44:11 AM
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>>151258506
>>151258401
>Frankly I miss the days when geeks were fedora atheists
Check the mirror for a blast from the past.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:45:30 AM
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Was bored and wanted to dig around for older works regarding this series, and it made me wonder how the creation behind these characters look like. Mostly because some of these guys seem like they've had their concepts changed 50x over.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:49:59 AM
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>>151258448
So do you masturbate or not?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:55:20 AM
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keith david has a very nice singing voice
also songs about being an alcholic always go hard
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:01:09 AM
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>>151258148
What I hated is the fact that if this was S1, they would have crammed these three Vox episodes we've had in a row down to maybe two. The thing with Angel Dust being mind controlled was an ass pull that felt like the big ass pull in Persona 5 with the scenes that get fast-forwarded, and the Charlie/Vaggie song was entirely unnecessary and did nothing for either character.
It also seemed really dumb that the writers jumped through all these hoops to try and close plot holes no one would have cared about but left in shit like "Why didn't the angels just show them Pentious remotely" or "Why didn't Sera just do something very obvious and offer to redeem someone on the spot by simply taking them into Heaven, because clearly if Charlie can get there it shouldn't be a problem to find some Pentious-tier sinners and bring them up."
Tell us your headcanons/theories.
For me I believe Lilith is nothing like how Charlie says and thinks she is, in fact Lilith hates Sinners just as much as Lucifer. Afterall why should she like them, they are the spawn of Adam and her replacement who got to populate earth with their descendants, while she was cursed to not have kids until Charlie was born.
The whole inspiring them to rise up was actually her way of getting the Exterminations to happen, because she wanted to make Lucifer happy by having sinners slaughtered since he couldn't do it himself.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:07:20 AM
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>>151258657
I think she gained her singing powers from making a deal with Eve, and in season 3, she will die and Eve will retrieve back her voice.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:08:42 AM
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>>151258761
>>151258657
Im gonna be honest, a couple of days ago I found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEeov6s5GeU&t=214s and I thought it was so well directed I almost believed this could feel canon. The idea that Adam got so mad he literally went "helmet off" just to scream at his ex was just perfect. Like Heaven is awesome but Adam wanted the garden because that was his original home and he can never go back.
Pretty lame that Alastor has had to take a backseat this season. He'll probably get a big moment in the finale when his plan comes to fruition, but I preferred how he was sprinkled around a little more liberally in season 1.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:16:16 AM
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Adam breeding Lilith.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:19:41 AM
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>>151258768
>>151258689
If Adam ever returned back to the story, I don’t think he would reside in Earth, Hell, or Heaven. He always seems so detached to the place in ways that Abel and Emily simply aren’t.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:21:06 AM
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>>151258784
>>151258761
Adam would 100% go back to guarding the garden again because its a job he was literally designed for basically just be completely naked in a bountiful area surrounded by nature and simply relax.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:23:23 AM
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>>151258738
It's the same thing during the first season. The illusion of him doing stuff was really just a way for the audience to see things going on.
All he did was sing a dis track, sit in on a meeting, and finally did something near the end when he got Charlie her army and fought the Exorcists.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:26:25 AM
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>>151258821
>>151258768
I tend to think of that theme in regards to Lute herself since she’s an old used up runt only designed to bring violence and be erased from memory when she dies.
That maybe Adam was the only one who saw a different purpose for her.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:26:26 AM
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>>151258794
>>151256944
>Adam might actually be the most useless dumb fuck God ever created
"Hey, who's image am I cast in again?"
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:28:20 AM
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>>151258785
In fairness to god just because something takes likeness to you does not mean its the same species. God is a being so beyond cosmic in scale he basically transcends a level of omnipresence that it loops backwards into us all being apart of it. Adam was the prototype and prototypes tend to have flaws you never consider. Its like how not every painting is a masterpiece.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:30:11 AM
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>>151256636
Probably some technicality because Eve gave him the apple
>>151258784
Adam's idea of paradise is Lute's version of hell. She loves Adam because she also has the freedom to simply be wherever she wants to be. If she were sent to the garden she'd begin to hate Adam.
>Why are we guarding the apple? What is the significance of this apple
>Good question. I like to think god likes to do little shit tests every once in awhile to test and see if we pissed him off
>That doesnt make any sense. The rule is WE cant touch the apple but if anyone else came into the garden they can touch it but we'd still get punished for it being touched
>Thats why we guard the apple
>BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE AN APPLE THERE IS FRUIT EVERYWHERE
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:33:54 AM
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>>151258657
Behold the schizo theory of Lute's origin.
can this shitshow just end with michael dropping a heaven nuke on hell already
>>151256944
Adam had no super powers in Eden to confront Lucifer for anything he did. Lilith and Eve had his responsibilities and set them on fire.
Adam raised Abel as an innocent and loving person outside of Eden, with the expectation and character of a heavenly citizen, and Cain murdered him.
The exorcists are the lowest lifeforms in heaven, built for war and die in wars with no one remembering them. And despite Adam being the guard of heaven and being serious about it, Heaven refused to inform him that Charlie and Vaggie were allowed to be in Heaven until after he saw them. And when his PTSD unstable partner (Lute) was grieving over him, they didn’t do a damn thing to solve it and woobied the sinners that celebrated his death.
Adam and Lute are the butt monkeys of Heaven and their lives have less meaning to heaven than evil strangers. Adam is not incompetent. He is screwed by incompetent nepos and failed nepos to end up with the class of life they give no damns about, except for him and Lute.
>>151258866
Actually why havent the 3 most well known angels made their fucking appearances yet? Hell there are people asking where the fuck Cain is when Abel has been wasting screen time since his debut.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:43:27 AM
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>>151258888
They don't exist in this setting or they don't consider what's going on to be worthy of their attention.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:43:36 AM
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>>151258921
I'm still not too crazy about Angel Dust but holy shit can they leave him alone already. I get that the Vee's are shitty people, you don't need to keep using this poor fag as the show's punching bag.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:44:23 AM
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>>151258738
He'll be free from his Rosie-driven Charlie babysitter chains after this season to start actively scheming, so that will probably change moving forward.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:45:04 AM
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>>151258885
I like to think this was an unwinnable scenario since Charlie is Lilith daughter and Vaggie is already a heaven citizen even if she descended to hell so there was nothing that could be done about it. Its like that feeling where the people you absolutely dont want at your family gathering show up anyway and they show up completely drunk and literally anything is gonna set them off. Thats Adam.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:45:45 AM
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>>151258907
It loses its bite after a certain point. It's hard to care about a character who exists to be a whipping boy. That's why people react more to bad things happening to the other characters.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:47:17 AM
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>>151258957
>>151258888
they'd probably just be made into gay twinks who swear and make sex jokes, it might be better that they're not here.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:47:21 AM
No.151258935
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I am still suffering from secondhand embarrassment after watching Lucifer in episode 5
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:49:33 AM
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>>151258970
>>151258821
> because she also has the freedom to simply be wherever she wants to be.
Her and Adam organized an entire colony of daughters to themselves for seven years with a big secret they have to contain by themselves, meaning tons of isolation. Lute barely changes her clothes at all that she probably has worn the exact same outfit for thousands of years. She had no sex with Adam at all or ever demanded it.
She is trapped within her role since the day she was created, met Adam, and begins glitching out ever since he was gone.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:50:49 AM
No.151258957
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>>151259012
>>151258932
Cain being "a micro adam" would make him a favorite with shipper immediately because Lute would absolutely mother and pamper the fuck out of him
>Lute why is missionary part of the training exercise?
>SILENCE SOLDIER DO YOU WANNA KILL DEMONS OR NOT
>HOW DOES THIS KILL DEMONS
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:52:36 AM
No.151258970
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>>151258991
>>151258947
Lute radiates Mikasa energy from AoT where she likely smells Adam's blood stained clothes and then gets aggressively horny seconds later.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:53:35 AM
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>>151259009
what is alastor was weird al yankovic instead
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:54:55 AM
No.151258986
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i wanna hear patrick stump (a.k.a. abel) sing more
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:55:46 AM
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>>151263474
>>151258970
Don’t remind me of AoT. That series flipped itself into stupidity.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:58:27 AM
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>>151258976
I like the way this guy thinks
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:58:39 AM
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>>151259021
>>151258957
I was talking more about the angels being turned into twinks than Cain, for him it'd be funny if he was buff while his dad and brother are fat but Vivzie is allergic to buff men
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:00:07 AM
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>>151259012
There’s far more buff characters than fat ones in her shows.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:04:25 AM
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>>151258821
There wouldn’t be an apple in that Eden.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:04:25 AM
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>>151259059
>>151258888
My headcanon is Michael leads the rest of the Heavenly Host in constant battle against cosmic threats, like he's busy punching Nyarlathotep in the face to deal with Hell right now.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:05:50 AM
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>>151259049
So we wont see him till Roo shows up then.
>>151257316
What is he doing in this shitshow?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:12:58 AM
No.151259095
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Maybe Abel will take Adam’s place in season 4 and he hits his mom with his guitar.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:15:50 AM
No.151259119
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>Val's voice actor is the same as Maestro's
lol what the fuck, I never would've guessed. The man has range.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:21:59 AM
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>>151259091
He was the storm that was approaching
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:35:16 AM
No.151259252
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>>151259261
A little unrelated but does anyone have the alleged upcoming seasons leak?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:36:47 AM
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>>151259283
>>151259252
You mean the finale?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:40:38 AM
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>>151259406
>>151259261
You mean the fanfiction that only got traction because the episodes were unbelievably boring?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:41:00 AM
No.151259289
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>>151256892
Well the target audience can’t read that’s why.
>>151259091
Playing the harp while Rome burns.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:41:31 AM
No.151259293
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>>151259483
>>151258866
I like to think that Vivzieverse Michael was so disgusted by everything in his universe that he just left it alongside some of the other Major Archangels like Gabriel
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:49:52 AM
No.151259341
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>>151264022
>>151258097
>gets killed for making political statements
>acts like the dude was MLK jr
Yeah, and? Also worth noting, and maybe my history is a bit rusty so correct me if I'm wrong, half the country didn't dance the jitterbug (or whatever the fuck was popular back then) on camera when they found out MLK jr. died.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:03:09 AM
No.151259406
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>>151259470
I assumed Alastor was 4Dchessing when he jobbed versus Vox but he legitimately seems threatening and competent compared to the loser he was in S1, except for falling for Alastor’s taunts but I guess he cannot help himself.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:08:57 AM
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>>151258885
>Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers... The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:13:53 AM
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>>151259429
It would come off as less stupid if Alastor just talked to Vox and not in front of the other Vees, (to be fair Val is retarded).
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:14:14 AM
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>>151259639
Why is she like this?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:17:05 AM
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>>151259429
>Velvette turns around in her chair
>And then Alastor did as well
I laughed.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:19:11 AM
No.151259483
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>>151259293
Michael should be written like Mr Manhatten.
>Michael had seen everything. He floated off into space.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:19:49 AM
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>>151259498
No shit he was right. There's a community of literal cannibals down there.
>>151259470
I've been considering that and it got me wondering if Viv is thinking along the lines of making Emily some kind of "anti-Charlie" in a there-by-the-grace-of-god-go-I thing. Emily starts out just as sheltered and has all the advantages but loses her faith while Charlie has the kitchen sink thrown at her and every reason to quit but never gives up hope. So Charlie is headed up while Emily is headed down at the same time. Emily crashing out after things didn't go her way in the last episode was interesting.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:21:50 AM
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>>151259489
And that’s what Lilith manages of all people.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:27:35 AM
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>>151249262
I dunno, but I'd love to see Germany officially offer Israel six million gift baskets for lulz.
Or less than six million for even more lulz.
While playing this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7NaFOMjFYY
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:29:08 AM
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>>151260063
>>151259496
>Charlie is headed up
When is this supposed to begin? Because, as of now, she only comes off a spoiled moron who only goes on because she wants to be right not because she actually believes in her own shit
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:31:01 AM
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>>151259549
>exterminations stop
>within 1 year hell declares war on heaven
idk what I was supposed to get from this but all I can think is that Adam and Lute were right all along
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:33:21 AM
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>>151259583
>>151259534
i think the writers realized this as well so they flashed 2 seconds of them being mean to soldiers because *gasp* you can’t agree with abusers that’s heckin problematic!!!
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:39:43 AM
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>>151259614
>>151259549
Is there a palette cleanser that shows demons getting their shit wrecked for being demons? I thought of playing Doom but it just doesn’t scratch the itch since the demons are more or less just mindless monsters. I need to see smug malevolent tricksters get ventilated.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:41:14 AM
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>>151259618
Is he a pedo?
>>151259583
Why do these threads always attract edgy 14 year old boys who make these same try-hard posts everytime? Go watch christian television or something instead of whining about it in a thread about the fictional demons you hate so much.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:45:05 AM
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>>151260277
>>151259593
You people really just say anything.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:46:40 AM
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>you cant just exterminate demons, we can redeem them!
>many reject redemption and want war and bloodshed
Shouldn't a compromise be the best option.
Redemption for some that want it, extermination for the others who reject it.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:47:03 AM
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List of potentially redeemable souls in hell:
>sir pentious
>angel duet
>husk
>cherri bomb
>baxter
List of irredeemable souls in hell:
>approximately 100 billion names long
Yeah I’m thinking Adam was based and heaven pilled
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:48:37 AM
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I just noticed Sir Pentius was covered in eyes. I assume that's related to his "sin" of seeing Jack the Ripper murder a bitch but he just watched and did nothing.
But in heaven the eyes on his hood and body are replaced by shapes, except his hat, (and chest?)
Which is weird since one of the gags with Emily showing him his room is she has her hands over his face eyes and says, "No peeking", and he says, "You realise I'm covered in eyes right? But I can act shocked if you like."
>Meanwhile the eye on his hat is closed.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:49:29 AM
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>>151259460
I legitimately guffawed when I saw this
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:53:14 AM
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>>151259665
>>151259614
Because this media is by made by and for malcontents like yourself that are so mindbroken by the world and their status in it as being mutants that they have to identify with beings of pure malevolence. I am not even a Christian I am just someone capable of acknowledging that looking at the guy who fucked over mankind as being some rebellious hero and misunderstood freedom fighter is just retarded and that trying to paint a bunch of literal psychos as being in any way identifiable is retarded. And it’s not even a “I would never do evil thing” but they go beyond that into literally falling into damnation and being demons in hell and you fags still root for them and try to say how they’re totally not walking atrocities. Also bold of you to level the 14 year old edgelord accusation in a show that almost exclusively panders to 14 year old edgelords and people stuck mentally as them. The most telling thing is that you consider the idea of killing inherently evil things to be edgy, like are you one of those fags that believes in relative morality yet cries about shit like rape and murder as if someone with your exact same outlook won’t be able to justify both?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:53:30 AM
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>>151259675
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:53:38 AM
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>>151259680
>>151256493
Emily should have offered all sinners an extra hour in the ball pit when they get to Heaven. Vox would have been fucked.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:55:06 AM
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>>151259698
>>151253490
Almost like she's a fucking demon.
I know that's not Viv's intent but it's hilarious to see her turning out to be a huge piece of shit. A better story might start with making Charlie and her cause sympathetic only to reveal over the seasons that she's actually a psycho and her plan wouldn't work. Could be a fun turnabout.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:55:07 AM
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>>151259691
>>151259665
More like you have no rebuttal and are coping. The world won’t give you any breaks, and trying to pretend like demons are good will just make things worse for you.
>>151259496
I always thought of Lute being the true good angel and Emily being the true bad angel from the start.
Emily simply gives Charlie and the audience everything they want to hear and see. Lute doesn’t and she eventually is proven right over the course of the show. And… we will see why Lute feared sympathizing with sinners when Emily makes that mistake.
If you call back on season 2, Lute wants Exorcists who are battle ready and don’t hesitate against unredeemed enemies. She doesn’t want them to rebel or to die. Emily disturbs this order that seems so dark and cruel with Abel, who is a weak leader that will end up getting all of the exorcists killed or associated with terrible people that will cause them to fall.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:55:36 AM
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>>151259666
It clearly didn't work on Sir Pentious, a sinner.
>also satanic trips
>>151246767 (OP)
Is it not insane to anyone else the premise of Season 2?
>Imprison and torture people for thousands of years with no hope of release
>oops we forgot to make it big enough, start exterminating them and damning them to a fate worse than death
>one person says fuck that, fights back and actually kills the one in charge of exterminations
>other people want to keep fighting and free themselves from damnation
>no lmao
Like I know the sinners are all (supposedly) murderers and assholes, but when Heaven has people like Lute and Adam how the fuck are we supposed to root against Vox? Heaven's leadership is so comically incompetent that its leader's only council is composed of a retard nepo baby, a talking doorstop, and a hyperactive rugrat. Why not break free of this shit existence, or at least get some actual reparations beyond teddy bears and fucking gummy worms.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:56:12 AM
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>>151259753
>>151253490
wow, it's almost like she's the child of the embodiment of the Sin of Pride or something
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:56:37 AM
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Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:58:27 AM
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>>151259727
>>151259675
I'm sure making a wall of text complaining about a faggy cartoon and projecting insecurities towards randos on the meso-american cartoon enthusiast board about fictional creatures will soothe your ego without ever actually doing anything IRL.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:58:31 AM
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>>151259737
>>151259682
Because uppity demons need to be reminded of their place. But I do agree with you that Heaven's leadership is embarrassingly retarded.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:59:26 AM
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>>151259757
>>151259674
I really wish Charlie was straight so I could tolerate her a lot more and think of her more like a girl who is surrounded by so much evil that she doesn’t realize what good is even supposed to be.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:00:04 AM
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>>151259714
>>151256943
>we finally got a good episode.
episode 5 and 6 were shit
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:00:10 AM
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>>151259734
>>151259614
because it's a show for teenagers who think they're hot shit for swearing cmon
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:00:39 AM
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so, I liked that chapter 6 gave the characters room to breathe, interact with each other, and not act like complete idiots for once in any way that was out of character. Plus, the music was better than the dogshit we got in episodes 3-5. Easy is honestly my second favorite this season after hazbin guarrantee
However, like people said the mind control came out of nowhere. It feels like the writers forgot that baxter was already spying for the vox
>>151259682
Because they all deserve it?
Literally every single Sinner in Hell deserves to be where they are. They all earned their damnation. I'll agree that sending yearly attacks to thin them out with perma-death is kind of fucked, but considering the fact that once Heaven stopped doing it Hell IMMEDIATELY started planning on uprising shows they were right to be wary of Hell.
Also
>Imprison and torture people for thousands of years with no hope of release
>oops we forgot to make it big enough, start exterminating them and damning them to a fate worse than death
Heaven had nothing to do with any torture they experience in Hell, nor did they create it as a prison. Hell is Hell simply because of its people Heaven has nothing to do with any punishment dealt out besides exterminations.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:01:25 AM
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>>151259091
he is a strong supporter of indie projects.
he's in half the indie shit i watched on youtube, it's really not that surprising
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:02:14 AM
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He was
>>151259701
5 was. 6 had issues, but it blew everything else out of the water. I'm convinced you fuckers hate it just because it was the gayest episode we've gotten this season
I wish instead of a murderer they made Alastor a child rapist while he was a human just to fuck with his fans
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:03:17 AM
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>>151259682
Seeing all the arguments for both heaven and hell makes both sides look really bad and dumb, I don't know if it's intentional but that's what I've concluded for now.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:03:34 AM
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>>151259792
The new episodes were fine. I chuckled a few times during episode 6 but they weren’t nearly as bad as everyone made it seem
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:03:55 AM
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>>151259756
>>151259677
Interesting observation the weak leader causing bad outcomes thing, and Lute still knows that as a soldier herself despite all her emotional rage. All the more reason to miss Adam and despise Emily and her dumb shit. Emily is certainly doing pretty "evil" shit already when you think about it but just doesn't know it, like ignoring Pent's feels and thinking what makes her happy should make him happy. Not to mention giving zero fucks about Lute's trauma. Abel just brushed off Adam's death like it was nothing too - THAT'S HIS DAD for fuck's sake!
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:04:37 AM
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>>151259691
1. You trying to trivialize what I said along with being unable to give a rebuttal just gives credence that you have nothing and are just trying to cope and save face
2. If they were just fictional creatures to you then the idea of them suffering and facing consequences for their shitty behavior would not be an issue, but for some reason you consider it “edgy” to kill evil things.
3. You have to cry projection due to being unable to deny anything I have said even though I am not the one that was trying to defend demons
4. What do you mean do anything IRL? We are talking about a shitty cartoon and I asked if there was any media that showed demons getting fucked up? And you took exception to that for some reason? And when I point out why that could be you just started coping.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:04:42 AM
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>>151259708
>Heaven had nothing to do with any torture they experience in Hell, nor did they create it as a prison. Hell is Hell simply because of its people Heaven has nothing to do with any punishment dealt out besides exterminations.
They explicitly imprisoned Lucifer and Lilith there.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:05:00 AM
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>>151259702
Fair enough, but I don't understand the need to publicly share their power fantasies over "evil demons". You've got decades of classic stories to masturbate to in that regard, maybe it's a schizophrenic episode?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:05:24 AM
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>>151259682
>>151259692
Adam and Lute act the way they do because they are the ones that actually lose something from the sinners’ mere existence, and have never seen a single redeemed soul in hell since the beginning of creation.
>lute acts like a mean drill sergeant to the other exorcists
>this is somehow news
>internet goes nuts
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:06:49 AM
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>>151257710
>doesnt have any pride
>thinks he did nothing wrong despite several millenia in an infernal timeout corner
>literally so prideful he sees everything as beneath him and not worth his attention unless it's his own blood and wife
how many times were you dropped on your head as a child?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:07:12 AM
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>>151259715
With all the killing going on it would at least have justified their reaction.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:07:24 AM
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>>151259683
Maybe the show should stop treating her like she's right, then. Each and every mistake SHE made ended up with people apologising to her to stop her temper tantrums, I just wish someone would go to her, say "grow the fuck up" and leave
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:07:56 AM
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>>151259722
To be fair he was killed by his own brother. Family values weren't a big thing.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:08:00 AM
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>>151261374
>>151259698
>doesn’t realize what good is even supposed to be.
That's really something that should be explored more.
Like watch Happy Day in Hell, how she happily sings and dances through streets full of gore and death and other crimes, yet sings how great everything is here in Hell.
It shows how absolutely desensitized to everything "Evil" she is that she considers random murder and torture normal, yet has these naive ideas of what constitutes as "good"
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:09:11 AM
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>>151260107
>>151258102
this is what would happen if the show was well written, shame it won't happen
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:11:27 AM
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>>151259803
If the leaks are true and Vox is defeated without a single scratch on him, then season 2 would be absolutely worse than season 1, because it feels like there are absolutely no stakes, lucifer is an even bigger jobber than alastor and all of the main cast are terminally retarded, except for a handful of characters.
Like I knew this shitshow was gonna be mediocre but goddamn
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:11:55 AM
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>>151259715
I'm happy with him being a random murderer who kills over any small slight.
Like for years people had this headcanon of him being a gentleman serial killer, with some semblance of morals, all because Viv compared him to Dexter Morgan and said he has a code, that one canon comic where he helped out the lil sheep lady also contributed to it.
Meanwhile now we see he doesn't discriminate kills, just has fun and loves it so much he sold his soul to ensure he could continue being an asshole murderer in Hell who kills for funsies.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:13:01 AM
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>>151259805
>>151259720
No, they were bad.
>>151259714
AND they were gay, but that wasn't the reason they were bad per se.
I like to let the musical numbers sit with me for a few days before I pronounce judgement on them because they can grow on you, but shit was at best below average and not catchy or that interesting. That's one of my biggest disappointments. Still I'll let them sit another week but not hopeful. The gay shit is very off-putting to normal people be fair, so I'll trying listening instead of watching to give them a fair shake.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:13:49 AM
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>>151259715
(Child part aside,) what’s wild is that a majority of serial killers experience at least some level of sadistic sexual gratification from their murders. I remember in one of the old livestreams years ago with the original cast, Ed Bosco briefly cracked a joke in-character implying that Alastor was aroused by killing and Viv and Co shut it down fast, I wish I could find it kek.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:14:06 AM
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>>151259779
Vox will die by someone's hand and if he doesnt hes either going to Hell Jail or Heaven Jail and hes basically gonna be put in the retard corner until its time to let him out.
>>151259743
I'm more upset that people now think Adam is a rapist just because he grabbed Vaggie's arm. That's just how he taunts. There's no confirmation he did anything to her other than hold her back.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:14:23 AM
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>>151259828
>>151259792
>The gay shit is very off-putting to normal people be fair
Normal people don't watch this show
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:14:37 AM
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>>151259813
I’m just hoping they bring back Adam. He carried the show.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:15:18 AM
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>>151259859
>>151259807
Will you settle for Lute's schizo delusions?
>>151259708
Pentious was eternally damned for not reporting a murderer out of fear and at constant risk of perma-death, somehow deemed worthy of ascending to heaven.
Adam literally had one of his subordinates beaten, mutilated, and left for dead for not immediately killing a single demon. He has also been shown to abuse his other subordinates frequently, lies directly to the leader of heaven, and frequently engages in lustful acts if we are to believe all his bluster.
If sinners deserve to be in hell for their sins, why is Adam given an all-access pass to Heaven? What is the point of this holier-than-thou attitude when for all we know there could be hundreds of Adams in Heaven and millions of Pentious-types in Hell?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:16:42 AM
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>>151259805
No sorry they do. If we avoided all gay shit written and performed by homos, we'd basically never be able to watch anything. Nobody has ever disputed that fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXA5h55gp10
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:17:19 AM
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>>151259804
>>151259743
Did I miss something? How do I not remember these scenes at all
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:17:31 AM
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>>151259892
>>151259804
I don’t think he was trying to taunt Vaggie or the Exorcist. The face seemed more like he’s trying to say “everything is going to be fine” even if he doesn’t really feel it himself.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:18:55 AM
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>>151259714
>but it blew everything else out of the water
I will admit that, visually, fuck yeah it did, in terms of characters (except for Vox) and the songs though? it was a downgrade
>Vox returns to Hell after his failed uprising
>Lucifer standing there, menacingly
>"Hey TV-man! now, I may not be able to hurt you, buuuuut....my friends here have a lil bone to pick with you over your rude comments earlier and they aren't as restricted as I am!"
>enter the Sins
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:20:11 AM
No.151259855
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>>151259818
> He has also been shown to abuse his other subordinates frequently,
?
> lies directly to the leader of heaven,
?
>>151259818
>why is Adam given an all-access pass to Heaven?
Because exorcist lives don't matter. No cared about Lute's crashout a few episodes back. Vaggie had no moral quandary about fighting her former comrades even though she knows some of them aren't as zealous as Lute.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:20:33 AM
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>>151259813
I was honestly hoping to see Lute's schizo Adam delusion just hanging around in Hell, maybe have his mouth moving but hearing nothing and obviously all the other characters don't see Adam, just so we can get more of Lute talking to no one
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:21:34 AM
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>>151259854
would honestly be a great way to kick off Season 3
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:23:27 AM
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>>151259965
>>151247681
Lucifer not being able to harm sinners is ridiculous
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:23:38 AM
No.151259879
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>>151259682
>(supposedly) murderers and assholes
You mean "demonstrably", and apparently the exterminations are less than a decade old, so the only "torture" these assholes endured for thousands of years was self-inflicted. And those types absolutely should be sequestered into the asshole dimension away from normal people. Also, it wasn't about Hell not being big enough, it was about the sheer number of souls empowering a singing WMD. And how the fuck is exterminating them a fate worse than death? They're already dead. If they just stop existing, they're actually getting an easy way out. Finally, you can argue they should maybe just be left alone, but "freeing themselves from damnation" is a retarded thing to support. Just because they possibly got treated more brutally than necessary doesn't mean they don't still belong there. You don't free the prisoners when the guards abuse their power. You just replace the guards.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:24:26 AM
No.151259885
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>>151259917
>>151259818
Pentious was damned for his sin justly and rightfully.
Because he chose to act in fear and not do the right thing, five more women were murdered, five women who could have lived had he not gave in to fear and did the right thing.
>James 4:17 If anyone, then, knows the good they ought to do and doesn’t do it, it is sin for them.
I'm really tired of people trying to downplay what Pentious did, what he did was wrong and earned hell for it, the fact that he CHOSE to change and make up for it is why he was sent to Heaven.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:25:09 AM
No.151259887
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>>151259898
Why are her hooves so suckable?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:26:00 AM
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>>151259941
>>151259836
You don't have to keep repeating this. It's not a good take, and this is coming from an Adamchad.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:26:58 AM
No.151259897
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>>151259929
>>151259818
>>151259856
Adam honestly treated Exorcists with more humanity and care than Heaven ever does. And he is significantly disturbed by how they think and operate (demonstrated by Lute).
He names them and never sexually intercoursed with them. He also had to watch them over for at least seven years when only Sera, him, and Lute know about them, and I doubt it was easy work for him at all. And despite him having feelings for Lute, he is visually disturbed by the protocols that need to be followed by her.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:27:04 AM
No.151259898
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>>151259887
>goat hooves
>doglike muzzle
>clown cheeks
Charlie is a horrifying chimera, which fits since her dad is a weird ass shapeshifter.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:27:55 AM
No.151259902
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>>151259938
>>151259854
Did you not watch this Ep? Satan fucking hates Lucifer. Not only that the sins themselves are even getting fucking sick of how little Lucifer takes his job seriously. Id fucking laugh my ass off if not even like a couple of days later cue Vox's next musical number as he attempts to invade Heaven again this time with the sins and the horsemen of the apocolypse.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:28:05 AM
No.151259903
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>>151259856
>No cared
I mean "no one cared"
>people are finally realizing that Lucifer punishment makes all the sense in the world
Fucking finally, it took them a whole day
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:29:58 AM
No.151259917
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>>151259939
>>151259885
>Refrain from anger and turn from wrath; do not fret—it leads only to evil" (Psalm 37:8)
What's that say about Adam ordering Vaggie to be mutilated and left for dead? Should he be sent to hell?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:30:37 AM
No.151259920
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I want to FUCK ALASTOR’S BRAINS OUT and grind his hips into DUST until he CUMS inside me while my pussy clenches his cock in a VICE GRIP to keep his seed inside of me as long as possible, while he involuntarily GROANS in his radio voice, sweating and trembling in shame and embarrassment before I call him a good boy and kiss his forehead
>>151259910
But why is he allowed to hurt angels? Especially since they fear the possibly of him getting revenge.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:32:52 AM
No.151259928
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>>151259614
I'm sorry that your parents inflicted religious abuse onto you and that you need to seek out a gay demon show to cope about it.
>>151259897
>never sexually intercoursed with them
But what if they want it?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:34:13 AM
No.151259938
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>>151259902
They apparently miss him enough to send gifts, like look Satan gave him a cowboy hat, you dont give people cowboy hats when you hate them!
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:34:13 AM
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>>151259917
She shouldn't have been soft on demons.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:34:24 AM
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>>151259970
>>151259892
How is it a bad take?
He never makes static fake unpleasant smiles like that ever until that until that flashback scene. Normally he would speak if he was taunting or trying to act like it’s fun, and his opened jaws stays still.
I cannot think of a time he acts like this in season 1 at all.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:34:28 AM
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>>151259929
No they do, I watched Gravity enough times for it to feel like a romance song. Lute wants Adam's chud semen inside her soft perfect body immediately.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:35:25 AM
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>>151259929
>”I’m too old for that mess.”
>>151259921
Because until seven years ago, when the exterminations started, heaven wasn't supposed to interact with heaven and when they did it was on a mutual agreement
Adam fucked up when he tried to kill Charlie
>>151259951
It's still retarded that they didn't cast a "don't harm angels" spell on him too just in case.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:37:23 AM
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>>151259984
>>151259877
yeah, but it makes sense, THE sin of Pride not being able to hurt the sinners who he hates the most? how is that not the perfect punishment?
he isn't Hell's warden, he's just it's first prisoner
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:38:21 AM
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>>151260011
>>151259941
It was a quick and dirty scene to make he and Lute look even more like assholes. I'm waiting the year and a half it'll take to get more context but it could just get worse. Adam was still right though.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:38:35 AM
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>>151260002
>>151259951
> Adam fucked up when he tried to kill Charlie
Charlie approached him with angelic weapons and stabbed him with one. She also given armies of sinners angelic soldiers to kill his troops.
It’s either breaking a flawed contract the Princess is abusing the loophole of or dying by it.
How come Charlie doesn't have a single good song despite supposedly being a protagonist of the show?
>Hell is Forev--
Let's be honest, it's Adam's song. From what I've seen most people just skip Charlie's part entirely.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:38:41 AM
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>>151259921
He can't get to Heaven to get at them, seemingly. Even though his essence apparently is able to fuck its shield according to the upcoming story but whatever. There's a reason Heaven immediately made a no touch accord with him when they aimed to send angels down for the extermination. Before then they likely never went down physically so it didn't matter.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:39:18 AM
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>>151259960
That's probably a bit too complex or simply entirely outside their abilities, because if 'don't hurt angels' was a thing they could cast, they could've done a really, really oversized ritual and cast it on the entire Hell, or control the inflow of sinners and hit them all with the spell.
Plus if Lucifer can still harm angels, he can try to kill himself (and fail, but, still, an attempt is an attempt and further punishment).
>>151259965
Geez nobody else seems to be being punished. Including the other sins. Is God just impotent in this show? I get that vizzie has no idea about Christianity but then she shouldn't claim to. The canon, the in world law and the way power works are all wildly inconsistent
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:41:37 AM
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>>151259972
Charlie is thoroughly the "musical theater" character so all her songs sound like that, which is unfortunate. Her VA is really talented and could do well with better material.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:43:10 AM
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>>151259984
>Including the other sins
Why would they be punished in Hell, as far as we know they were simply born there in Hell, they are ironically enough innocent of any crime against Heaven.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:43:17 AM
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>>151260022
>>151259960
Maybe they did, but it was broken with the whole Adam shit, if there was a condition for not hurting angels there should also be a condition for self defense
>>151259971
He attacked her house and bitch slapped her after killing her friend
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:44:59 AM
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>>151259970
It’s supposed to be from Vaggie and she is unreliable. Even her scene of her sparing Lute felt incredibly prideful and strangely evil. Despite her calling Adam and Lute bad, she oddly trusts and listens to people that are actually corrupt.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:45:18 AM
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>>151260016
>>151259682
>>Imprison and torture people for thousands of years with no hope of release
If people were nice they wouldnt be suffering but they're literally all evil asshole sinners who committed grave terrible crimes to be in hell and instead of repenting, they decide to make others miserable as well. Dude it's literally hell.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:45:55 AM
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>entire conflict could be solved in 5 minutes if the characters were well written
Why are you pretending like the show isn't a googoo Gaga vanity project
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:46:19 AM
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>>151260034
>>151260012
Junkies, porn addicts, people like pentious, people who killed someone by mistake...
>>151259984
>Geez nobody else seems to be being punished
>stuck with the rapist, murderers, pedophiles, lawyers and the rest of the worst of humanity forever
>can only die from a very specific weapon
I'm sorry do you think Hell is some fucking vacation for sinners?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:46:39 AM
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Adam was unironically justified in attacking the Hotel, considering they were protecting the "strongest sinner" in Hell. It'd make sense if they wanted to target Alastor. Sure, that wasn't their intent, but Charlie was still interfering with official business. Surely there's a clause that if hellborn can't be attacked, they can't intentionally fuck with the process.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:47:04 AM
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>>151260002
The hotel isn’t her house. It’s a building with a premise that claims to bring redemption in bright white letters. Despite it all being unproven.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:48:02 AM
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>>151260018
Anon, even Pentious, who was the most redeemable in Hell, had a fun time partaking in turf wars and crushing on an Aussie. Hell is not that fucking bad for the people there.
>>151259910
>"Lucifer is an instant win button that ruins the stakes of the story!"
>Writers give him a limitation that's thematically appropriate and solves that issue without actually nerfing his power or having him job to a Sinner in a way that makes no sense
>"N-no that's bad, power levels say he should be an instant win button and beat up the Vees!"
I hope people are done being stupid about this but I have a feeling it'll be argued about until season 3.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:49:12 AM
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>>151260018
They can die from each other. There doesn't seem to be anything but sexual deviants in hell so I assume the other things you listed are in heaven
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:49:26 AM
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>>151260016
Wow if they could only stay in a safe hotel protected by the strongest sinner in Hell and the princess of Hell while they worry about redeeming themselves.
>>151260018
Sir Pentious, who was not a violent man in life, had so much fun in Hell that he now wishes to kill himself to escape heaven and return to hell. Think about that, retard.
rewatched 5 and 6 and I still don't understand the appeal of Vox Populi and Vox Dei
the only good part of Vox Populia was Lucifer's part and he was kind of neutered in the song too, and Vox's part didn't feel as impressive as the other songs in earlier episodes like Gravity or Don't You Forget, even Vox's other songs like Once We Get Up There and the Reprise were better than it
Vox Dei was significantly better than it, and the visuals for it with his demon form were impressive, it felt like it had a grander theme to it but it also felt a little too tryhard on Viv's part, "find a rope you can swing from", really? we get it, he's evil, and there goes subtlety, flying out the window
and Bad With Us was entirely mediocre and got dragged down because we're stuck with it as the way that the other overlords got "properly" introduced
6 is definitely the better of the two episodes, which is weird cause I get the feeling that Viv's intention was for 5 to have the shock factor and 6 would be something to relax a little more with, but I just felt like 5 was kind of all over the place whereas 6 knew what it was trying to do, and Husk and Angel's songs were actually enjoyable
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:53:37 AM
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>>151259984
I'm not a giant theologyhead, but consider the fact that God sure permitted a shitton of misfortune to fall on Job to test his faith, all while harming other people in the process. All that, just for one guy's test.
If you consider that Lucifer was the specialest boy up there, and his own sin and redemption are pretty grand, Hell as a place made primarily to punish him and a dumping ground for people not deserving of Heaven makes sense. Especially if God's not around anymore to adjust things.
>>151257233
Biblically accurate angels is one of the worst things to come out of atheists on reddit.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:54:31 AM
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>>151260039
>if you shift your moral compass 180 degrees and become as bad as the rest of the scum, you'll enjoy yourself
there's not a lot to think about, retard
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:54:46 AM
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>>151259527
>she only comes off a spoiled moron who only goes on because she wants to be right
But since that sounds like Viv, that's why it's believable that Charlie will get everything she wants, get to heaven, build her own lightsabre and take the name Charlie Skywalker at the end.
Matpat
11/13/2025, 9:55:55 AM
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>>151260059
Statements this golden run over my guts like a bus.
>>151260054
Viv did say the episode she was looking forward to the most for people to see was five, which is fucking insane considering it's easily the worst one so far. I also thought the songs were the weakest, but Vox Populi is slowly becoming a top song for me, it's pretty fun when you remove it from the cringe context. Lucifer's part was my least favorite at first, but it's grown on me and Vox getting a whole crowd to sing with him is fun as fuck.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:56:27 AM
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>>151260039
Nta but you are a retard, Pentious only wanted to go back to hell because of his friends, before that we see him constantly belittled, taken as a joke and beaten up
At one point we see him telling Vaggie and Angel to kill him, so no, I don't think he was having a good time down there before the hotel
>>151260054
Thats literally the whole point. Vox just wants to impress Alastor who isnt and will not be impressed by anything Vox does because Alastor finds grander joy when people fail then when they succeed which is gonna make Vox crash out even harder when his plan fails.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:56:49 AM
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>>151260032
I feel like those two ideas are from two different camps of people.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:57:14 AM
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>>151260148
>>151260054
I'm crossing my fingers for that Lucifer's part gets a reprise where he's unshackled from his sinner limitations and wipes out Vox and his army.
>>151260039
I mean, it makes sense from a certain standpoint. Hell is your second chance; you've done bad things in life, so you get to see the logical conclusion and peak of those bad things. A world filled with endless torture, depravity, greed, egoism and lust, where not even suicide is meant to be a real way out, just a pause on the insanity.
You can dwell in it, or you can realize that, no, you don't actually want this, and you can have a change of heart, end up dying to save somebody, and bam, redeemed. Mechanically, it makes sense and I can see why a God interested in redemption, the only question is, can you be redeemed if you do enough good and then die to non-angelic means.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:58:53 AM
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>>151260074
It had the biggest lore gamechanger of the season plus cool rotating animation shots. Plus her favorite character got focus. I get why she was excited about it. They probably dropped much of the animation budget on that episode.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:58:56 AM
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>>151260129
>>151260074
She wanted people to see it because she made a comment about how some things this season were gonna make people mad and 2 of those things were Alastor not being invincible and Lucifer being just as pathetic. Viv's gross favortism of the Vee's makes me wish they were in HB instead like the Goetia need to be in Hazbin since Stolas feels like a character that belongs in that show compared to the show hes actually in.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:00:43 AM
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>>151258102
>>151259765
why would they let some retard hellborn dictate who is worthy of redemption?
how would they even be able to "pick" who gets redeemed when no one understands how it even works
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:03:43 AM
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>>151259984
>nobody else seems to be being punished
Modern hell is nothing like how hell is supposed to be. It's the hopeless existence in the absence of God's light. That's literally it. No fire, no brimestone, no circles, no whatever else Dante made up for his books.
Being stuck in an endless cycle of misery that never ends is the punishment. The hell on the show is what happens when you throw a lot of depraved people into a world with no consequence. We don't see the average sinner most of the time, just the powerful overlords doing their shit.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:04:28 AM
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You know, I think most people can agree that Speedrun to Redemption is a low tier song, but my enjoyment of it greatly increases whenever I watch it with the visuals.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:04:42 AM
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>>151246767 (OP)
This show makes no fucking sense and have no thought out into its world.
Not only the concept of a finite hell is dumb but the fact that it's less of a place of eternal punishment and more like a bad city is even dumber. If you were to change the setting into two separated cities, one uses clean and holy magic while the other delves into dark magic nothing would change. The heaven vs hell thing is utterly redundant. Also how the fuck demons are gonna even get to the heaven? What are angels scared of? They closed of heaven so there's no way demons can get there.
>>151260059
especially because other angels in the bible are described as looking like regular men. I doubt the people of sodom would be interested in them if they looked like le biblically accurate reddit meme
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:06:02 AM
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>>151260135
>>151260097
>Stolas feels like a character that belongs in that show compared to the show hes actually in.
I kind of like that thematically. It fits for Stolas. He is the heir to an absurdly powerful demonic bloodline, and himself is damn scary if he wants to be; to get on Earth easier, he possessed a woman, and then made an exorcism happen to her, all to manifest herself. It's genuinely a pretty cool sequence, and fairly creative, too, I can't immediately remember another story with a demon outright just using something meant to be a big card against them, an exorcism, as a parlor trick for convenient transportation.
But for all his power, all his status, all his strength and all his potential, Stolas is also an idiot and a hedonist. He could've been so important as to be in Hazbin, but he doesn't have what it takes to be relevant on that scale. Therefore, he's having a gay little drama instead.
>>151260124
Go on /trash/, there's a lot of people right out of Sodom who'd fuck Sera's true form eagerly
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:06:42 AM
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>>151260158
>>151260074
>but Vox Populi is slowly becoming a top song for me
I am at least willing to admit that, like you said, removed from context, yeah, it is growing on me, it probably won't get into my top 5, but still it is a fun song on its own
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:07:07 AM
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>>151260129
manifest himself* Stolas is the failwoman archetype with a dick and that seeped into my post
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:07:58 AM
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>>151260124
The 'wheels within wheels' angels appear once in the entire bible and they were in Ezekiel no less. They were basically floating roombas that moved God's throne around.
Angel's typically say "fear not" because the light of heaven is fucking bright and unnatural. They're not 19 headed dragons covered with eyes, they just made a scene when they showed up and their voices are soothing so what else would they say?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:08:46 AM
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>>151260193
>>151260086
>he's unshackled from his sinner limitations and wipes out Vox and his army.
it doesn't even have to be permanent, have the Speaker give him a tempporary reprieve so he can help fuck up Vox and reassert himself as THE KING and send sinners running in pants shitting fear, then have her put it back on him
I really like his limitation as a punishment, it makes sense, and him being feared by his reputation rather than what he can actually do fits the Father of Lies mantle, but please, just let him go all out for like one minute
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:09:58 AM
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>>151260172
>>151260074
>>151260131
>Vox Populi is slowly becoming a top song for me
It has the same level of energy as Simpsons's Monorail or MLP's SuperSqueezy. It's hard to not enjoy when a crowd has that particular melody.
>>151252067
I hope there will be a episode of him actually redeeming himself
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:13:05 AM
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>>151260158
>MLP's SuperSqueezy
holy shit I need to listen to it again with this in mind cause I never thought to compare the two
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:14:06 AM
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>>151260183
>>151260159
bonus points if it just happens in the background and nobody talks about it
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:15:27 AM
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>>151260159
>someone drops some money on the floor
>Jewish McNosingberg doesn't pick it up
>Immediately goes to heaven
Will never happen
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:16:16 AM
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>>151260159
>>151260177
>Charlie visiting Heaven again
>sees him walking in the background, in white and a halo
>"Hey wait, I know that guy..."
>>151260148
I think to appease the 'abloobloo why doesn't Lucifer, as the strongest character, simply eat every antagonist' crowd, who could also ask the same about Speaker if she does literally anything and proves to be appropriately strong for the Speaker of God, it'd not be a bad idea to have them both dip out after this season. I like Lucifer as a character, but if he has to go, he could go this season.
So the sequence events could be
>Lucifer's kidnapped, used to power Vox's cannon
>At some point maybe overloads the thing or just anyhow else goes out heroically, all to protect Heaven - and also protect Hell, since his death would prevent a war that'd devour both realms
>Maybe put some focus on that he doesn't, really, hate sinners, he hates that they remind him of the consequences of his choice to give out free will and the right to do evil
>That qualifies as a redemption of his sin, not that it's conveyed to the audience, it looks just like a grand bit of self-sacrifice
>He reappears a bit later while Vox's somehow still about to win the battle for literal Heaven's gate, in a more angelic form, wipes the floor with Vox, wins the day
>Speaker congratulates him on that he's made penance for his sin, wishes the best to Vox, gives him a minute to say goodbye to Charlie and stare at Lilith, then grabs him and leaves while semi-ominously implying that she will be back with other missing angels once Lucifer's done having a heart-to-heart with the big man, wherever he may be
>Maybe make it clear that it's either something that'll happen in a long while, so, not within the show's timeline, or that God's return will happen sooner than that, and Charlie has an actual deadline, now, to make the hotel work
>That leaves the field open for lower-scale stories where she still has to work against egoistic sinners and specifically Alastor being up to shit, with a vague giant threat of divine retribution hanging over everybody, and leaves no easy answer to Roo
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:20:29 AM
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>>151259470
I didn't notice foreshadowing conversation between Emily and Sera.
https://youtu.be/36Ra5bIL67U?t=223
>>151259677
What if Emily is lying about Pentius and what we're seeing of him in Heaven is her false version of events she's going to tell Charlie.
"The snake is fine. He misses you all. Trust us."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQiNYtkwuyw
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:20:35 AM
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>>151260220
you wouldn't risk eternal damnation for Serpent Pussy would you? she definitely couldn't tempt you to fuck her knowing that she can't hurt you, right? you'd much rather go to Heaven and play in a ball pit with Emily, right?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:22:04 AM
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>>151260229
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:22:54 AM
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>>151262415
>>151260193
not bad, I'd be satisfied at least
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:24:57 AM
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>>151260201
Made to be broken by Adam.
>>151260077
>>151260206
>Vox found out from Angel that Alastor had a song-off against Lucifer at the hotel
>Vox decides to do the same but on a grander scale to one up Alastor by humiliating Lucifer in front of a crowd of sinners
>was only that cocky because he had inside knowledge
okay, that actually makes Vox's performance a little funnier because it's just reinforcing how pathetically desparate he really is
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:27:07 AM
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>>151262415
>>151260193
What about, hear me out, finding alternative solutions to
>Lucifer ex machina solves the day
We will know more of the rules of Lucifer not being able to hurt sinners
Soon™
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:28:05 AM
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>>151260229
Vox's demonic form looks like that weird thing from "nope" which was supposed to be a camera lens. Viv outright rip this off ?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:29:19 AM
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>>151260235
He actually cares about the Goetia? Wholesome.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:30:10 AM
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>>151260235
>wider reaching implications
I will admit to some curiosity
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:32:41 AM
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>>151260266
>>151260032
The problem is it just feels like a cop-out that wasn’t particularly alluded to or built toward.
It ‘makes sense’ but this show’s whole narrative is kinda fucked now. Charlie and her dad might as well be Hell’s nepo baby lolcows at this point.
Especially when any version of Lucifer worth their shit would have spent millennia finding and exploiting any loophole around it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17-7x3Efnic
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:35:03 AM
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>>151262317
>>151260257
I wish it had been a little more nuanced. Like how when someone told Genie Jafar that genies can't kill and he replied "You'd be surprised what you can live through."
Lucifer could have at least kicked Vox in the groin or something.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:35:51 AM
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>>151260280
>>151260229
Can’t wait for that shark to do absolutely nothing and get killed.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:36:42 AM
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>>151259618
What do you mean you people
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:37:31 AM
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>>151260274
That's Lute's job.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:43:02 AM
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>>151259091
Michael Cusack is Mammon. Vivzie probably got him in that way.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:58:25 AM
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Even us Vox fans know he is going to eat shit on the season finale, why is everyone crying about it like it isn't obvious?
Vox is not being op because he hasn't done anything directly against heaven yet
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:18:01 AM
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>>151247681
Oh how turntables. something something themes.
But Yea lucifer not being able to harm sinners is dumb
>>151257710
Satan comes across as so much more authorative and menacing. No wonder everyone in-verse sees him as the actual ruler of Hell.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:23:12 AM
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>>151260742
>>151260495
Didnt even think of it.
To bad they are barred from entering where Vox is lol unless Lucifer can bring them in
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:24:54 AM
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>>151260495
I WANT CROSSOVERS NOOOOOW
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:28:32 AM
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>>151260235
>Cares about his hellborn
>By doing nothing at the local politics scene and letting a caste system stay in place
lol okay Pigzie.
>HOW DARE YOU FUCKING DEMONIC FILTH
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:38:47 AM
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>>151249914
>did the same thing
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:39:18 AM
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>>151260687
>>151260571
She is absolutely best girl
>Do you know how many sinners died in each extermination?!
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:44:22 AM
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>>151260571
The best girl in the entire show. Loyal to her lover even after he's gone. Zero tolerance for demon filth.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:46:36 AM
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>>151262617
so Charlie fighting Vox is going to be a mirror of Lucifer and Vox, right?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:47:37 AM
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>>151255058
I see Carlos in spirit...
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:49:00 AM
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>>151255058
what would his sinner form be?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:50:21 AM
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>>151262951
>got softcore lesbian porn
for once, Viv was based
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:53:06 AM
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>>151252441
>completely goves zero shits alastor is kidnapped
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:53:44 AM
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>>151260235
>Has no reason to care about his kingdom
>Despite being responsible for the state of it
>Has "limitations"
>Can still attack angels for some reason
Lucifer is such a shit character, man.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:55:03 AM
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>>151260587
>Lute reliving her and her girls' Greatest Hits
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:58:28 AM
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>>151260159
>Achieves redemption by being the only person in the whole show who actually tries to
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:02:07 PM
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So why aren't the other exterminators humanized when shown by anyone other than Vag?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:05:03 PM
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>>151260504
So they can freely enter the human world but they can't fuck with the humans they corrupted?
I'm calling it right the fuck now.
There is nothing stopping sinners from going to other rings. Literally nothing.
They are just told they have to stay in Pride Ring.
In b4 that is stupid....IT TOOK THEM 7 YEARS TO REALIZE ANGEL WEAPONS ARE WHAT KILLS ANGELS ANONS. I am positive Vivzie thinks this is brilliant comedic writing.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:09:24 PM
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>>151260830
>>151260760
I think not allowed and get killed on sight can be interchanged in Hell.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:15:39 PM
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>>151259910
i mean i was just mad about it for a bit because i like the goofy guy and his power. and now he's demoted below every other sinner in hell AND while also completely useless. I guess in this show you're either straight or competent
>>151260767
>Killed on sight
Sinners are immortal anon. They can't be killed. It begs to be asked what they can't do.
>Lucifer can't do shit to them
>They magically appear weapons and garner power quickly through tricking other souls
>Can't fucking die unless by angel weapons.
>Most of what they do needs to be in excess because it doesn't affect them like it did in the mortal realm.
>Many of them seem to indulge in self harm in the first episode in Charlie's opening song.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:23:01 PM
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>>151260760
>There is nothing stopping sinners from going to other rings. Literally nothing.
except for the Sins who probably don't want a bunch of fucking bothersome sinners fucking around in their kingdoms who aren't cucked out of beating them into eternal suffering like they were warned about like Lucifer
>>151260235
I'm calling it now. Rosie is another fallen Angel or at least fits in that category. This explains why Alastor is so powerful, this explains why Rosie even needs Alastor is because she can't harm sinners like Lucifer
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:29:04 PM
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>>151260830
When I said "killed" I suppose I should have clarified "horribly maimed and shipped back to the pride ring one piece at a time" or something like that
The Sins and their ilk likely have a blanket clause to immediately butcher a sinner who wanders out of their zone.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:29:08 PM
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>>151261038
Now that the dust has (mildly) settled, what did you guys REALLY think about episodes 5 and 6?
I thought the only bad parts about them were Charlie being stupid again, but I'll wait until the finale to properly rant about it
All the other characters seemed to act according to the info they had, Vaggie and Lucifer tried a plan with high wins and low losses without knowing that the angels would come and make it worse
I like the little arc they're doing with the loss of innocence in heaven, with Emily and Abel FINALLY realizing that no, hell is not just going to accept gifts as an apology. My theory is that they're gonna start listening to Lute more, setting her up as a threat
Vox was incredible and his twists with angel really got me, I like how it was foreshadowed during season 1 with Vox looking at angel during poison and the whole "Vox wants a spy on the hotel" shit that was suddenly dropped
Lucifer punishment was okay as a justification I guess
I liked most songs
Anyways, opinions?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:35:41 PM
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>>151260830
I mean, Hell or at least the Sins seem to have the means to kill on their own. Stolas was about to seemingly get executed with an infernal axe; Satan's henchmen at least have the ability to kill.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:43:18 PM
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>>151260846
His leash being golden is pretty suspicious
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:43:44 PM
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>>151260956
How many episodes in and Lute with her barely contained literal psycho rage hasn't killed a single motherfucker yet? Absolute blueballs.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:43:47 PM
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>>151251968
I don’t see any inconsistency. Back in season 1 they gouged Vaggie’s eye out and tore her wings out.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:44:04 PM
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>>151259708
>but considering the fact that once Heaven stopped doing it Hell IMMEDIATELY started planning on uprising shows they were right to be wary of Hell
Hell is demonstrating the most basic moral principle, reciprocation. They've just endured 7 years of genocide and they want to make damn sure it doesn't happen again.
That being said, something happened 7 years prior, involving Lilith, that caused Heaven to chimp out. Lilith cut a deal with somebody to end up in Heaven right when the exterminations started.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:47:50 PM
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Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:49:29 PM
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>so he’s the strongest being in hell
>but he can’t use his power 90% of time lel
Why are they wasting his character?
They should’ve had Lucifer hurt Vox for real (and retroactively free Alastor). Vox’s narrative about angels being oppressors would work even better with that.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 12:54:15 PM
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>>151261054
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:00:03 PM
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>>151260875
episode 5 was a letdown, it had its moments, the visuals with Lucifer, Vox and Sera were great, Lute continuing to be unrepentent and even reminiscent of the past exterminations was great, Alastor clowning on Vox while doing the bare minimum continues to be hilarious, I'm still on the fence about the songs, but they'll still probably end on the tail end of my preferences for this season, while his songs weren't great everything else about Vox in episode 5 and 6 were fantastic, including the reveal with Angel being a sleeper agent
episode 6 was an improvement in terms of songs, Husk and Angel's songs were good, we got the closest thing to televised lesbian porn and... that's about it
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:02:27 PM
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>>151260997
>"I'm from fucking Florida"
I wasn't expecting Valentino to be the funniest character this season, but I'm not mad
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:09:59 PM
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>>151257631
>a billionaire that manipulate the masses into racial war by using populism
Trump is anything but a white nationalist lol. Dude's a straight up jew-worshiping Zionist who supports the H1B replacement of the white middle class with Pajeets and Changs. He's only in power to placate semi-racially aware whites on the behalf of his jewish masters.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:11:26 PM
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>>151261365
SO SCHEME ALL YOU WANT MISTER TV HEAD MAN
I'M NEARLY A GOD, WHO ARE YOU? JUST A DEAD MAN
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:11:34 PM
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>>151251909
The second life is for Jews, Christians, and Catholics.
Everyone else disappears from existence for praying in the wrong temple.
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11/13/2025, 1:14:29 PM
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>>151260846
>Rosie is another fallen Angel or at least fits in that category
Rosie is Lilith's proxy or mouthpiece or doll or something.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:15:49 PM
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>>151252441
>Damn, where was this energy when Vox was literally smearing her name over television, ruining her life's mission, and trying to start an entire war with Heaven? Hell, where was this energy when Husk was tied to the damn train tracks last episode?
Because as any sheltered little princess, she's only gonna act out against people she knows she can push around.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:18:44 PM
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>>151261208
>>151247093
>>151251968
>>151257463
Adam and Lute being bad is nothing new. They just didn't get enough screen time and development in season 1 and fans made up for that by creating headcanons. Adam was always meant to be a misogynistic douchebag
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:21:25 PM
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>>151261188
I can't fucking stand Def Leppard.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:22:23 PM
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>>151251968
we don't necessarily know that everyone suffers. they could just tear down the weaklings who don't perform well. that's pretty consistent with that kind of hazing pack culture
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:26:50 PM
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>>151258657
So here's my headcannon as to why Charlie acts the ways she does.
>Both Lucifer and Lilith can't harm sinners
>Hell has a problem with too many current vox tier overlords (except they don't want to overthrow heaven, they just want to rule hell)
>Charlie is born
>One day by accident it's discovered Charlie can harm/kill sinners.
>Lucifer being the sadsack he is lets Lilith take sole control of Charlie's upbringing
>Lilith molds Charlie into being the enforcer of Hell (feeding into Charlie's mommy issues)
>Every year she sends Charlie out to kill whichever Overlord has amassed the most power/support
>No one in hell knows this is Charlie doing this because she wears armor that hides her true appearance (armor that looks alot like the armor the exorcists wear)
>Eventually hell starts to call this enforcer the "Exorcist"
>At some point something happens that causes Charlie to want to stop killing Sinners (parallel to Vaggie's story)
>Charlie stops being the exorcist, however this means that there's no one keeping the overlords in check
>Lilith makes a deal with heaven to create the exterminations, having them target the sinners instead of the overlords, also have them base their style/look of Charlie's armor
>Charlie not willing to listen to Lilith's orders is indirectly responsible for the exterminations
>This causes her to come up with her plans for redemption/the hotel
>Charlie has "inner demons" (that take the form of certain characters) constantly telling her the solution to all her problems is to embrace being the exorcist again
>She could easily just go and smite people like Vox herself but she doesn't because it goes against her new beliefs
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:44:44 PM
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>>151261129
if we don't get a full version I'm going to be disappointed
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:45:42 PM
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>>151261507
>>151259757
I agree, what a more interesting place to take the character.
>>151260495
Speaking of, during the trial episode of Helluva I at first took Satan at face value and thought that Viv was going to do something interesting with him IE leaning into him being some sort of pre-fall jailer like some interpretations of the Bible make him out to be.
Contrasting the big scary divinely appointed prison warden with the foppish sad Lucifer would have been a neat way to further explore sinner/fallen vs hellborn.
It would make a lot of sense to have conflict before the natives of Hell just trying to keep the place working as intended vs Charlie and friends trying to throw the whole order of creation on its head.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:52:17 PM
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>>151261435
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>>151261414
Dicks from Lute's ass so she can start sucking them off
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11/13/2025, 1:56:34 PM
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>>151261414
kill demons, behead demons, roundhouse kick demons into the concrete, slam dunk a demon baby into the trash can, crucify filthy demons, defecate into demons food, launch demons into the sun, stir fry demon in a wok, toss demons into active volcanoes, urinate into demon's gas tank, judo throw demons into a wood chipper, twist demons heads off, report demons to the IRS, karate chop demons in half, curb stomp pregnant demons, trap demons in quicksand, crush demons in the trash compactor, liquify demons in a vat of acid, eat demons, dissect demons, exterminate demons in the gas chamber, stomp demon skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate demons in the oven, lobotomize demons, mandatory abortions for demons, grind demon fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown demons in fried chicken grease, vaporize demons with a raygun, kick old demons down the stairs, feed demons to alligators, slice demons with a katana.
>>151246767 (OP)
>Lucifer made the Goetia
>Asmodeus is the king of the Goetia
>Asmodeus is a Sin
>Lucifer can just MAKE Sin-tier demons and still have enough fuel in the tank left over to make a whole lesser species of the same
Wait, wait, put aside everything else for a moment.
...how much effort does it take to even make a Goetia?
Is there ANYTHING stopping Lucifer from just mass-producing Sin-tier demons??
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 1:59:38 PM
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https://x.com/reubeujeu/status/1829738873888612728/video/1
>Why are videos made by minors so high quality? They really like RS btw...
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:02:16 PM
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>>151264557
I lowkey want to see emily turn into a fallen angel like luci.
everything is pointing towards it
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:03:06 PM
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>>151261374
Good point. You would think the other sins would stop Vox
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:04:02 PM
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>>151261662
>>151261468
>Is there ANYTHING stopping Lucifer from just mass-producing Sin-tier demons??
boredom probably?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:04:10 PM
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>Demon that looks like Set/Jackal screams Sieg Heil at Vox.
What on EARTH did she mean by this?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:06:49 PM
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>>151261662
>>151261468
>Asmodeus is the king of the Goetia
what…?
why do you think that?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:16:13 PM
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Absolutely giga based glad she finally snapped at Charlie the retard. Too bad it was all fixed later by lesbian sex so nothing said will carry over
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:19:25 PM
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Half expected in episode 5 when the angels spawned at the motel they would use Charlie speaking like a retard to make a 'characters get in fight over simply misunderstanding' moment - Glad that didn't happen.
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11/13/2025, 2:20:08 PM
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>>151258401
>So you're one of those guys that believe the world was created 6000 years ago
It could be, you need to think metaphysically.
>B-But dinosaur bones! Carbon dating!
Those prove that the Earth was billions of years old but it still could have been all created 6000 years ago.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:26:09 PM
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>>151261543
I mean.
I don't see any other Goetias owning entire fucking circles of hell
>>151261514
It's sad how realistically every single plot hole in this show can genuinely be explained by "bored", "didn't care" or "was too stupid to think of it" judging by how the characters typically behave.
Literal saturday morning cartoon shit.
Can't wait for Lilith's whole reason for being in heaven is over some retarded dumb reason
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:49:27 PM
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>>151261688
What if her reason is "I hate Jews"?
holy fuck lucifer is such a fucking joke
>my main punishment is that I can't harm sinners and so I reluctantly have to share space with em
>oh btw I can still just curb-stomp angels yeah for some reason I can still harm them lmao
What. The actual. Fuck.
it makes no sense why is vivzie like this, the only reason why I'm still watching even is because I wanna see where they take the character of lucifer but after everything else and also the tease that he's gonna just be a "power source" for vox... actual garbage
now I only have lute to root for because other than the literal sin of pride, she's the only other character that's interesting enough to see and keep me watching
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:53:55 PM
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>>151261882
>>151246767 (OP)
Adam needs to come back I can't see the Lute plot ever ending without him showing up to kill her schizo version of him
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:54:04 PM
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>>151261871
>>151261833
I swear to god if lute doesn't do anything substantial in the last two eps that whole "gravity" song (still the best song so far btw) will all have been for fucking nothing
it's like they knew everyone really only cared about lute so they used gravity as a big ad for the show releasing it early, which did work but if that's all gravity is gonna be... then holy shit vivzie you are truly a fucking hack
>>151261862
She kills Lucifer this was already leaked
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 2:56:37 PM
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>>151261861
And now that Lucifer can't touch the guy he would turn into an overload in like a day
>>151261871
I dunno how much I trust those leaks, we'll see but she better do something, anything to shake the entire cast of characters up, as after the joke that is lucifer, she's the only character I care about anymore
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:01:07 PM
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>>151261888
>Nerf Lucifer
>Kill him anyways so it doesn't matter in the end
Could Viv be this retarded?
>>151261833
What was Lu's plan? Just intimidate Vox into making him run away or something?
>>151261888
>she's the only character I care about anymore
Same anon, same
Lute is the only reason why I'm even still watching this dogshit, Adam better come back as a sinner and reunite with lute
Can even have it be a really intense scene where Adam is taunting lute to kill him because he's a sinner now and that's what he trained her to do and have lute be very conflicted because she doesn't wanna lose him again while on the otherhand she has a duty as an exorcist, but vivzie is a hack so I doubt we'll get something like that ever
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:23:20 PM
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>>151261977
he had zero plan
the only reason he was even there was because vaggie tainted him about asking alastor to do it instead
and im just gonna say that this whole al vs lu "custody over charlie" thing has gotten old real quick.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:23:44 PM
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>>151261688
Imagine if Lilith is unironically just a selfish piece of shit who did the whole rabble-rousing thing in Hell just to get attention in Heaven, and then immediately cut a deal to get out.
Imagine if Lilith is literally just Adam, but as a woman, and presumably much better at manipulating people.
>But Vivzie said she and Lucifer love each other!
You can love a big, fluffy dog and still realise it might be for the best not to take it with you into the office.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:24:54 PM
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>>151261977
he had zero plan
the only reason he was even there was because vaggie taunted him about asking alastor to do it instead
and im just gonna say that this whole al vs lu "custody over charlie" thing has gotten old real quick.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:25:15 PM
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>>151262203
>>151261833
For me it's the fact that Lucifer SPECIFICALLY can create beings with their own agency to get around this like Charlie's guardian flying things and the Goetias (who have absolutely no problem fucking up anyone other than powerlevel), and for some reason he didn't think of any other technicalities like making Vox fall into a big pit or god forbid, LIFTING UP A BIG ROCK AND LETTING IT FALL ATOP HIM
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:26:16 PM
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>>151261977
>Lu
>Plan
>implying
Look at Charlie.
Realise she got her brains from him.
There was no plan. He literally just got triggered from being compared to Alastor and ran in hoping to win a sing-off.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:29:03 PM
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>>151262344
>>151262159
can't he like teleport himself and anyone he touches literally anywhere in hell?
just tp vox to a death trap and every other sinner he doesn't like (alastor) and bam, loophole found, sinners killed, fuck you heaven. but vivzie probably did not think that far ahead anyways(she never does)
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:39:59 PM
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>>151262415
>>151260266
I mean, it's kinda suprising that he DOESNT have a goonsquad of sinners to get rid of the ones that piss him off, from what I gather he cant hurt sinners personaly, but he can pay someone to do it for him. theres no way in hell that over the countless hundreds of years he was in hell there wasnt a single person that pissed him off enough to try and find a way around the inability to kill sinners somehow
Or even still he could mess with him royally without hurting him directly
Like for example, just blow up the power source that is responsible for powering his studio, you can do a lot to a guy who's Powers rely on existence of electrical infrastructure with enough coleteral damage, heck he could threten vox with blowing hell back into the dark ages if he doesnt give up on his war plans
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:42:25 PM
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>>151262203
I mean, if his curse is so bad that he can't even punch Vox, I doubt it'd let him loophole it like that. If I was writing it though, I'd have it work that he can't "smite" Vox (read: no magic) but can still harm him physically, it's just that outside of magic he's virtually powerless. He could get a gun and shoot Vox, or grab a sword and run him through, but wouldn't stand a chance against someone who can use magic.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:50:36 PM
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>>151262617
>>151260211
I'd personally consider it a bit of a waste to spend Lucifer of all people on Vox, especially this means we get zero Lucifer-Sin interactions, but it'd at least give him a big moment to go out on.
>>151260233
Well, feel free to offer a better method to make it so Lucifer cannot simply no-sell any conflict that can be solved with overwhelming firepower.
>>151262317
His goonsquad for that was called Lilith, who had no such limitations and was just below him in power.
>Vox's nonsensical plan to take over heaven
>Vee's getting manipulated by high school tier provocation tactics
>Angels leaving before they can drop the bombshell that redemption is infact possible
>Scratch that Angels apologizing in the first place(sorry we killed that pedo murderer he could have totally been redeemed) should have let Lute and Sera do the talking
>Charlie and the hotel could honestly not be included in the season and nothing would change
Why do I keep watching this utter trainwreck, granted s1 had glaring plotholes as well like Vaggie not knowing that angelic weapons can hurt angels.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:03:46 PM
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>>151262578
Here to remind everyone about the "Original" concept where the show gets it's namesake for.
Lol. Lmao even
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:05:15 PM
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>>151262483
The biggest plothole that breaks the story wide open, is the fact that Exterminations have only existed for just seven years. Seven measly years is it, barely a drop in the bucket. Something that has great importance to the original setting, is something that's barely been around. You can easily write that the Exterminations existed for millenia but for the past 7 year they've gotten to be an absolute nightmarish bloodbath, so much so that even Heaven is asking "why is it so harsh?".
The shitty world building is making me nearly quit, I'm just in it for Vox and Alastor at this point.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:07:23 PM
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>>151262538
Yeah, thats not even been important since season one and in this one, you can probably drop the redemption narrative/Hotel and it really wouldn't change shit.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:11:19 PM
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>>151262415
Just keep his limitations. It's good when a character with massive raw power has limitations or restrictions, we're going to get Roo, so he'll be needed for that anyway. As for this season, just follow the set-up
>>151260626
The thing about Vox needing support is not just for shits and giggles, it's his true power source and he needs to be disconnected to that. Alastor is working on the vees, while Charlie can work on the sinners, like the princess she's supposed to be, can't have daddy solve problems forever, after all. Not all sinners are nazi wannabe, Vox empowered those, but Charlie can work on the ones there for trivial stuff like Pentious or the ones who really want to see their loved ones in heaven again
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:14:24 PM
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>>151261871
>She kills Lucifer this was already leaked
Lucifer is in season 3 so no she doesn't. The accurate leaker guy already said she doesn't "do" anything. I figure she might be part of Pentious' song or like try to fight the Vox shark.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:14:56 PM
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>>151252441
She’s a bully at heart. Just like her father.
Viv on Lucifer:
>When approaching Lucifer I wanted to lean into the Fallen Angel side of him. He wasn't a bad guy, he was a dreamer who fell in love and defied an unjust system. He isn't a tyrannical evil ruler, he's a cosmic being trapped in what is considered his greatest mistake. He was beautiful and prideful!
>It should go without saying this limitation has wider reaching implications and it is NOT the last time it's relevant, but I found this a much more interesting thing to explore. Lucifer has no reason to care about his kingdom, he cares about his family, and his hellborns and that's about it. lol
>Also- while Lucifer is by all accounts "the devil" from "da bible"... that doesn't mean he is reaaally .. THE DEVIL in Hazbin Hotel. At least by my own personal definition. cuz I do feel like the concept of 'the devil' is... a bad guy lol
Well he's at least surviving this season. Sorry Lutefags.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:27:33 PM
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>>151253465
Spoken like a disingenuous faggot who will not be seeing the pearly gates :)
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:28:54 PM
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Can someone update the MegaUpload folder?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:33:09 PM
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>>151262773
I'm glad this suggests that Lucifer's punishment isn't just undone at the end of this season to tie up loose ends or something. Introducing controversial lore just to remove it in the same season seems like dumb shit Viv would do, so I'd like to see them commit this time. It can also make the Sins move around him in interesting ways now that the HH and HB can interact.
>>151262773
Then do something with him vivzie! Fucks sake him and lute are the most interesting characters right now but both of them get one musical and that's it
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:37:08 PM
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>>151255270
>rapist bad
>mutilating your underlings when they disappoint you is fine
What level of cognitive dissonance are you on here, friend?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:37:33 PM
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>>151262889
Season 3 is the LUCIFER (and Lilith) season, trust the plan
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:38:33 PM
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>>151256699
Premarital sex, though?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:38:55 PM
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>>151262016
> Lute is the only reason why I'm even still watching this dogshit
Based, I want to see the hell cast get murdered because everyone aside from Alastor is brain dead
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:39:44 PM
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>>151262889
It's just not his time yet, unfortunately. Next season is confirmed to have more focus on him.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:41:50 PM
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>>151260652
>those hips
hmnnng
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:41:56 PM
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>>151262483
I don't know. I watch it because I enjoy the feeling of profound hatred and disgust it inspires in me, but watching those of you on /co/ who actually WANT to like it on /co/ is like watching people talk about a completely different show.
The fuckin' genius guy they're SUPPOSED to be trying to redeem is just playing house with Nifty lmao
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:42:57 PM
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>>151262773
>Hides behind a table
Nice cosmic being you got there. I don't even Marvel's Abstracts have jobbed that hard yet.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:45:29 PM
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>>151257083
That's literally the point you retard, if you start stapling on qualifications for the possibility of redemption eventually it loses all meaning. Anyone is capable of redemption, regardless of their atrocities in life.
>>151246767 (OP)
>We have to exterminate the demons because they could become too powerful and overthrow us
>proceed to kill only lowly denizens while leaving the overlords, royalty and sins run amok
What did the angels mean by this?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:48:57 PM
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>>151263001
Heaven is not very smart, please understand.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:49:39 PM
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>>151263001
That they're just mindlessly killing instead of seeking out leaders. Heaven being on a high horse, having no idea what Hell is really about and not bothering to find out is a running theme.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:49:50 PM
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>>151263001
>kill off all the shitter sinners that powerup the overlords while they hide
pretty good plan
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:54:18 PM
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any Mega floating around?
>>151263001
>Turns into eyeball bird thing that would make Tzeentch proud
>Declares everyone present is a disgusting sinner
>Refuses to explain
>Leaves
I don't understand what Sera was even trying to accomplish. But to be fair, her advisors are Saint Peter and Abel. I just assume she's slowly going insane from the realisation nobody in Heaven actually knows what's going on except the Speaker (who doesn't show up regularly) and the elders (who are never onscreen), and somehow things are MORE disorganised than they were when Adam was alive.
>>151263133
I'm starting to think adam was oddly the only competent one, he just didn't give enough of a shit to do anything.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:18:41 PM
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>>151263221
I want to argue with you both for having a fucking name and for being retarded, but honestly everyone except Zestial, Nifty and Adam is so fradulent (and out of them only Zestial seems to have a functioning brain) that honestly I'm starting to think Adam really could've turned this all around if he cared enough.
He's apparently the one who cut that deal with Lilith, or at least central enough to it that his death breaks it. As far as anyone can tell, his existence took the wind out of the sails for any other uprising movement in Hell while he was alive.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:22:29 PM
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>>151263001
>proceed to kill only lowly denizens while leaving the overlords, royalty and sins run amok
As mentioned in a previous thread, exorcists are weaklings who are only capable of killing the small fry. Adam was the only one in the army who was strong enough to fight an overlord.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:25:34 PM
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>>151263001
Vox's main threat is that he can rally the common rabble. You kill the rabble, Vox isn't as much a threat. That's the general principle behind the exterminations and how they're conducted. This is a setting where having souls in your thrall gives you a magic power boost. It's like going after a weapon's power source rather than facing it down the barrel directly.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:30:29 PM
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>>151264484
>>151263133
It's pretty clear that Heaven hasn't faced any sort of crisis since probably the whole Eden incident. So that's 10,000 years of Sera basically not having to make any difficult decisions, so it's not surprising that when she DOES have to make them she just keeps fucking up. Literally nothing about her existence prepared her for this. She's just supposed to overlook a literal utopia.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:39:54 PM
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>>151258991
Editor San had to contain the mangakas autism
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:28:29 PM
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>>151261977
in his defense it probably would have worked, if vox didn't overhear through angel that lucy was gimped.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:33:54 PM
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>>151264063
>>151259341
Hitler also got killed from the consequences his political statements.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:38:02 PM
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>>151264022
No Hitler killed himself after losing a war he started. Nice try making the world's most dogshit comparison.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:50:57 PM
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>>151259972
More than Anything is, like, my favorite song from the show (but I guess that's a duet).
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:52:34 PM
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>>151264294
>>151261833
Lucifer is apparently Viv’s fave character . Viv treats her favs the worst.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:57:02 PM
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>>151264346
>>151264238
nice
i'm guessing she doesnt give a fuck about vaggie
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:02:05 PM
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One thing I liked is that sinners juxtapose Lucifer with other angels. They think he’s allied with heaven. Which takes me back to pilot era theories of Lucifer leading the exterminations himself behind Charlie’s back.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:03:02 PM
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>>151264294
> she doesnt give a fuck about vaggie
Who could, she's just an accessory
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:06:53 PM
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>>151262016
>Adam better come back as a sinner
Why? He didn't sin.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:19:14 PM
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>>151263133
>>151263221
>>151263391
Adam is likely the only one that could’ve handled any of this.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:20:48 PM
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>>151263133
Adam was the glue that didn’t nepo. While Sera allows Emily to do the stupidest things ever.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:27:34 PM
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>>151264642
>>151261500
It's obviously going to happen.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:35:28 PM
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>Emily is convinced that Hell is not full of terrible people
>Sera wasn't
>Just because one guy was redeemed Sera now thinks this too
>Goes along with Emily's retarded gift basket plan
>Sera finds out that, yes, Hell is in fact full of terrible people
>Emily cries about it for some reason because she unironically thought the people there would be nice
How the fuck are they so stupid? Seriously, how? It's the most ridiculous shit.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:41:21 PM
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>>151264691
Adam and Lute are only ones that even seen and investigated Sinners.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:43:22 PM
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>>151264691
They have been sheltered in their gated community. They're first worlders who can't even fathom that people in the third world don't think or act like them.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:50:07 PM
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While Bad With Us wasn't an amazing song, I did like that the episode kicked off with it. Really gave me the impression of a stage-musical where the second act starts with a song.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:50:09 PM
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>>151264691
They should've listened to Adam's sick guitar solo.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:51:55 PM
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>>151264691
>How the fuck are they so stupid? Seriously, how? It's the most ridiculous shit.
Anon have you seen the average leftist college student in Berkeley? Would you be shocked to know that the same faggots who want socialism or communism in America grew up upper-upper-super-ultra rich class with multi-million dollar trust funds?