Thread 151256306

Terrible

>dale with no glasses
oh jesus christ

Willow confirmed for having shit parents.

>>151256306 (OP)
Dale was a femboy twink all along?!

>simply cant
>simply cannot

>>151256630
>these people don't actually care about me, and I don't think I care about them

>>151256649
Hanners needs to hang out with Marten and Faye again
at least Marten

>>151256342
she was raised in a cult

>>151256795
A D&D cult. Just like Jack Chick tried to warn us about.

I miss Momo's ponytail

>>151256909
Sorry, jeph's short hair fetish takes priority

>>151256306 (OP)
You can find out who most vtubers are IRL just by googling their name. I think it's fine to tell friends and just ask them to keep it a secret

>>151256306 (OP)
who is still reading this fucking slop

>>151256976
Surprisingly I stopped visiting the site daily one day

>>151256630
Thanks for making this so I didn't have to.

>>151256976
I do it and I enjoy it unironicaly. I only come here to see tomorrow's page in advance (thanks OP, by the way). I find all the criticism vaguely amusing and mostly disingenuous, and I'm always fascinated to see so much hate-reading here. But it's never spoiled my enjoyment: QC has been part of my daily life for something like 18 years, and I don't think that's going to change anytime soon.

>>151256866
>A D&D cult.
No, it was a normal sex cult.
https://files.catbox.moe/dhnncu.png

>>151257145
Now this I can fap to

>>151257008
That's nothing, I stop visiting it daily every day

anytime best girl is having panel time is a good time to be had

she does not even need dialogue

her power is optimally superior

>>151256682
She needs to hang out with Sven.

>>151257786
Pintsize really was the best character before the tranny showed up and Hacks changed him.

>>151257786
especially Sven

>>151256682
Marten and Hannelore belong together. I don't even care if it's a romantic relationship, there's just so much kindness and earnestness to the pair. Marten's normal too-chill, bending over backwards to help others is actually perfect for her. And she actually appreciates it and returns the kindness. Her enthusiasm and drive vibes with his and could motivate and uplift him. She'd help him figure out a rewarding career or side gig instead of henpecking him for not having one and then just leave him on his own to fail, put his needs aside to support her, and get belittled for the effort. Make music together again, dammit... don't even need anyone else in the band between her drums and his djent guitar. Fuck, why do I still check in on this comic when it's gone completely the other way? Fuck vtubers and the current state of worldbuilding and the ruining of old characters and all of these trash-awful new ones.

>>151257786
>Oh thank GOD I'm not getting laid tonight.
Really, Jeph?

>>151258090
If a man goes through his whole life where every day he can get a blowjob but he can't get a handshake, he starts to lose himself a little.

>>151258129
Sounds better than the reverse.

>>151258149
You can pay someone $50 to suck you off. You can't pay someone $50 to respect you.

>>151257145
To balance the cosmos of Aurelia being small-chested in real life but a literal titty cow online, FFCT's mom needs to have a massive rack but pretend to have a petite chest online.

>>151258157
Most businesses consist entirely of the latter.

>>151258008
it is funny how they are now both the long-suffering, done-with-this-shit, stable & dependable straight-men "parents" of their respective groups of idiot assholes, who I have no idea why they tolerate when they are so unappreciated. i imagine them bonding a ton over that if they reconnected

>>151258200
being paid to be a yes-man doesn't mean you respect your boss

>>151258370
Being paid to suck a dick doesn't mean you find the person attractive or want them to pick you.

>>151258090
It's not that he's not getting laid, he knew that going in, it's that he didn't have to go through the routines of two people constantly gauging whether the other is ready to fuck or not. These two could just stare at the stars and make googly eyes at each other without wondering if NOW was the moment to initiate some park porking.

>>151258394
cool, that still doesn't defeat the point being made.

>>151258774
Actually it does. If the other person's inner thoughts affect the quality of what you're getting, it can apply to sex just as much as acting with respect.
>>151258741
So, friendship. But there's no reason he can't do that with another guy.

>>151258791
you are conflating professionalism with internal feelings

you are a fucking moron.

>>151258847
You're conflating prostitution with lust. Guess we're both morons.

>>151258856
reading the reply chain and that was not even a point being made

>>151258312
well, if they ever meet in person again and vented to each other they will have a moment of weakness and fuck like no tomorrow

>>151257811
He was the hero we needed.

>>151258909
>>151258157
>>151258129

Now ask yourself anon, if person A complains that no one wants to shake their hand and person B points out they can pay a complete stranger to do that, which person is missing the point?

>>151258940
it seems that it is you that is missing the point

>>151258946
A or B? Surely you can step out of your own perspective for 2 seconds.

>>151258940
the point is one pays and the other doesn't for the outcome they wanted or expected
you the fundamental difference in your analogy?

>>151258959
you are still missing the point, making up conclusions doesn't free you from your own stupidity

>>151258960
If I explain my analogy on a level an idiot can understand, will you actually think about it?

Guess that's a no. Good night.

>>151256336
The eye of sauron is upon him. We have to pray he doesn't end up with a sidecut and a cuck fetish now.

>>151256306 (OP)
Buy an ad.

hail hanners

I don't get why people want to watch badly-animated avatars swear nonstop on stream while being bad at video games. Vtubers never appealed to me in the least, I just don't "get it" honestly; a few friends tried to link me "best moments" of a few of their favorites and it's just inane bullshit or them hamming it up in front of other vtubers

>>151260009
they became tertiary internet friends being """"guest"""" stars of youtubers of yesteryear

>>151260009
It's kind of interesting as an emerging technology. Animation is gradually getting better. With that said I don't consider it "there" yet.

>>151258940
Person B, since a genuine handshake and a paid handshake are as different as a genuine blowjob and a paid blowjob are.

>>151256306 (OP)
fatty-correction electroeel-sex when?

>>151260518
At least one person gets it.

>>151260957
I did not know I needed this.