Hazbin Hotel
The real fraud of the season.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:25:42 PM
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>>151262107 (OP)
He looks like he bottoms for Niffty.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:27:04 PM
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>>151262107 (OP)
Biggest arc and character development in Hazbin yet, he went from being gay for Sir Pentious to being straightish getting pegged by Niffty.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:27:21 PM
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>>151262107 (OP)
Baxter could disapear and nothing changes.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:55:43 PM
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>>151262147
SU and AT fan big mad, kek
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 3:58:32 PM
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He's God in disguise
>>151262107 (OP)
Why was he introduced again?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:53:43 PM
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>>151262107 (OP)
He gets all the one-eyed bitches
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 4:55:28 PM
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>>151262107 (OP)
isn't this just eridan from homestuck
Billy
11/13/2025, 4:56:34 PM
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He's doing a big fish
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:16:20 PM
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>>151263333
>>151262107 (OP)
I mean, he is cute, is Niffty's friend and had a few funny lines - what more do you want from tertiary character?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:24:26 PM
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>>151263253
>tertiary character
That would be more like Miss Killjoy.
>I’m the F*****!
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:35:03 PM
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>>151262996
Because he is one of Vivs oc character that she HAS to introduce in the show
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 5:36:18 PM
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>>151262996
He's going to play God in season 3 and make a zombie Adam. Maybe.
>>151263361
>this was actually censored on the official amazon video for this song
UH OH SISTERS
>>151263540
HAIL VOX POPULI THE PEOPLE'S VOICE
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:01:25 PM
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>>151264312
>>151263654
Is this an edit or an actual frame?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:03:57 PM
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>>151262996
He's a rework of Viv's homestuck fantroll
>>151263654
>master manipulator
>easily falls for kindergarten-tier manipulations from Alastor
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:04:35 PM
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>>151263701
Many such cases
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:05:01 PM
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>>151263701
Most demagogues are actually pretty stupid without people in the background helping to prop them up
I honestly have to wonder, is Vox gonna end up being the only V to survive so Al can rub it in his face or is he going to be the first to die and kick off a Hell Civil War for dominance
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:09:23 PM
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>>151264981
>>151263737
Viv likes her characters too much to kill any of them off. She even wishes she had more time with Adam before he had to die.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:10:53 PM
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>>151263775
Remember when baxter was supposed to replace the snake?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:11:54 PM
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>>151263769
They made a whole joke out of how he isn't Pentious 2.0
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:12:38 PM
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>>151263789
>>151263784
This also applies to Lute
Lmao are you fucking kidding me
Why is he acting like this is brilliant political commentary? The populist vs incompetent establishment thing has been done to death in fiction. At this point in 2025 this is beating a dead horse. Skyrim literally did this with more nuance and depth than this cartoon
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:14:29 PM
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>>151263884
>>151263789
Does this mean they're both set to job
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:17:28 PM
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>>151263931
>>151263797
>Why is he acting like this is brilliant political commentary?
He's not but like you said, it's a tale as old as time but it resonates with people pretty much every time it's told.
>Skyrim
Oh you're that guy
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:18:24 PM
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>>151263891
>>151263361
he’s the faggot?
I guess that makes sense
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:20:05 PM
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>>151263919
>>151263815
We already know Lute doesn't really do anything (I'm sure she's gonna do some fighting or try to) for the rest of the season so yes
>>151263869
I mean it's pretty clear he desperately wants Alastor to shove his HDMI cable into his port
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:23:39 PM
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>>151263884
She's gonna lose her other arm. That's the new running gag, she loses limbs every season until she's more machine than angel.
>>151263855
>He's not but like you said, it's a tale as old as time but it resonates with people pretty much every time it's told.
It's stale and redundant, especially when it's not saying anything new like in this instance.
It's especially hard to take this shallow excuse for political commentary seriously when Vox is a poorly written villain sue who the plot has to make everyone else stupid in order to demonstrate how "smart" he is. The angels conveniently didn't mention Pentious at all because it would require the writers to introduce nuance to the situation that they are too lazy to write
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:27:26 PM
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>>151263931
This season feels incredibly rushed
Everyone has to be retarded for the plot to keep going and it's wearing thin
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:30:18 PM
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>>151263891
He's down bad for that deer man and it's pathetic.
>Alastor surrenders to Vox
>Vox becomes most powerful sinner
>Alastor's deal is null
I'm convinced this is what's happening
>>151263931
>The angels conveniently didn't mention Pentious at all
Ok, but does anyone outside the hotel even knows who he is? I mean, they mention him and? What does that change? Even if anyone knew him they could just say Charlie instructed the angels to mention the one sinner in her inner group who isn't around anymore and can't contradict them. Again, this is more of a "we don't have time for anything" problem
>>151264018
Don't forget the Chaggie sex scene that had to happen to remind you that their relationship, devoid of chemistry or anything interesting, is a thing that exists
Couldn't have skipped that, viv?
So the show keeps devolving as expected from a writing point so it’s better to just shut your brain off and watch the bright cartoons sing. Sadly, I have become too attached to Vox and his hilariously pathetic behavior. It’s obvious he is kicking rocks by the end of the season but what’s next for him? Will they have the balls to kill him? Lock him away till the plot needs him again? I thought they would redeem him but I can see a huge part of the fandom being mad about it because of the last episodes. Whatever it will be, I’m sure I’ll hate it, fuck you Vivzie
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:37:47 PM
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>>151264156
>>151263931
>>151264018
>>151264047
Tbh even if they had shown Pentious it'd be too late to really stop Vox. Some people would defect from him but he could definitely spin it into something he could use to his advantage.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:38:28 PM
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>>151264093
>>151264047
Jesus, that thing was so forced and out of place
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:38:57 PM
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>>151264050
He'll become the new strongest in Hell for just long enough for Alastor to shove the knife in and destroy everything
I can see Val and Velvette dying and leaving him broken, alone, and with nothing
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:39:48 PM
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>>151263891
But he's analog :(
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:40:06 PM
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>>151264154
>>151264067
I can't believe it's a case of anything but "Oh right these two are supposed to be lovers"
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:42:23 PM
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>>151264222
>>151264018
Obviously even if they told Pentious whole story, who he was in hell, how he ended up in hell, and used angel magic so Pentious could speak to the crowd from Heaven, Vox would still spin it as bad. But it would still be something. Some sinners would probably be intrigued. It is objective evidence of a better option rather than the grandiose nonsense Vox is spewing. It's better than just floating there saying nothing and offering weak apologies. And it's the initial reason why Charlke wanted them to come
I dislike how the show depicts the vast majority of sinners as this hive mind blob. Realistically there would be some sinners who would absolutely be interested in Charlie's hotel after she saved all of them. We do still see people in the hotel but it's not focused on as much.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:44:40 PM
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>>151264093
Alastor and Vel were just sat near each other for exactly 10 seconds in that episode, never actually interacted and still managed to have more chemistry than Charlie and Vaggie supposedly having sex. Just drop that subplot already, it doesn't work
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:44:55 PM
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>>151264232
>>151264060
It would be interesting if the crowd saw Pentious and then started questioning Vox. The plot actually giving Vox a challenge instead of just handing him everything would be so much better
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:46:04 PM
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>>151262107 (OP)
He's there to be proven wrong once someone else inevitably gets redeemed before his very eyes, then he'll spend the rest of the series trying to mathematically figure out how to achieve redemption as his new field of study.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:46:19 PM
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>>151263988
Oh shit, can it be nullified like that? That's an interesting angle actually.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:48:54 PM
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>>151264210
>>151263988
Either that, or Rosie is forced to give Alastor more power.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:50:37 PM
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>>151264259
>>151264195
What is the situation forces Lucifer to repair his staff? He should have enough power to do so
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:50:59 PM
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>>151264050
I'm also down bad for this TV man. His downfall is inevitable but personally I am actually looking forward to it. I love seeing him rise to power and I am going to love seeing his downfall as well.
I really also wonder what they are going to do with him after this season. I think killing him is the easiest way to handle it, redemption seems unlikely though there was that leading line he asked Charlie a couple episodes ago so I wouldn't rule it out entirely...
>>151264132
>I dislike how the show depicts the vast majority of sinners as this hive mind blob.
Yeah this has been one of my biggest gripes with season 2. Is there really nobody else whose Vox's message isn't resonating with? Sure, they have valid reasons to be angry, but it's still had to sympathize with them when they're basically reduced to silhouettes with eyes. Someone could've yelled at Sera how their whole family was killed in an extermination, or how they managed to build something resembling a life in Hell before the exterminators destroyed their home.
I think we're supposed to see the Hotel gang as the general embodiment of the Sinners who would do better if given the opportunity, but the problem is none of them are there because they thought redemption was possible. The closest we have is Angel and maybe Cherri. We needed new if only seasonal minor characters to stick by Charlie. Maybe Rooster will stick around for season 3, or he'll be redeemed this season.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:51:23 PM
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>>151263931
The idea that Vox is selling an alternative to redemption that doesn't require a sinner to change has been hammered in at least 3 times this season, revealing Pentious by now wouldn't have done shit to stop the riled up masses from choosing Vox
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:52:07 PM
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>>151264156
>It would be interesting if the crowd saw Pentious and then started questioning Vox.
There's still time for that to happen but God it's been frustrating to watch these characters play idiot ball just so they could potentially save Pentious for a big dramatic moment. Granted Charlie did ask if they could bring Pentious in episode 5.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:52:24 PM
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>>151263988
That's clearly what he's up to, and he's trying to split him off from Valentino and Velvette so it isn't a team effort, which could impede him taking top Sinner spot. And Vox is going to touch Charlie and null their deal, too.
What if they do some absolutely pathetic cop-out and have Alastor trick Vox into talking about how he doesn't give a shit about the sinners and he'd be totally okay if they all died storming the gates of heaven so long as he got to rule on broadcast and that's what gets the sinners to abandon him
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:54:26 PM
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>>151264210
If Alastor breaks his deal but gets to keep his power, he may be able to fix his own staff. He might need Lucifer to heal his chest wound, though. I'm curious if Lucifer can use positive power on Sinners and is just barred from harm.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:55:33 PM
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>>151264292
>>151264253
I hope this isn't how it plays out but I could easily see it because it technically 'works'. Would be a lame way to end it though.
>Lucifer could have been redeeming Sinners from the very start but chose to not tell anyone because he was afraid of everyone leaving and him being alone
I'm calling it now
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:56:50 PM
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>>151264086
Love finds a way
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:56:59 PM
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>>151264253
>>151264272
Vox does use his powers to mass hypnotize the sinners at one point so something like this may happen.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:57:21 PM
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>>151264284
He'd be a real sonofabitch if this is the case. Charlie would be furious.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:58:34 PM
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>>151264319
>>151263674
Actual, happens right after he does his little hangman swing
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:58:38 PM
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>>151264284
He doesn't care bout the sinners lol if anything he'd be happier without them. His reservations about redemption would be if it's possible for these guys then why isn't it for him.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:59:29 PM
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>>151264342
>>151264284
He hates Sinners and wants nothing to do with them, so no. And he has the Sins and Hellborn he actually likes, he's just in avoidance depresso mode because of Lilith.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 6:59:40 PM
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Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:00:09 PM
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>>151264284
I don't think he believes any of them deserve redemption anyway.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:02:16 PM
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>>151264317
Theologically, it's because Angels are aware of the consequences of their actions before they make them since they perceive time differently than humans, so when he launched his rebellion he knew it was doomed to failure from the start but chose to pridefully continue anyway
Humans don't know what will happen to them in the future so they can change their behaviors and minds away from sin
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>>151263701
his manipulation would be more convincing if the show actually gave the hell average joe's perspective on things
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:05:54 PM
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>>151264359
I'm sure it'd just be a lot of the word 'fuck' said over and over
>>151262107 (OP)
>>151262996
Totally useless character. They only introduce it so Niffty has a ship and to justify Niffty existence (another trash character that can be replace with another animal companion because she is only background noise)
>>151263540
Why Lute is so ugly here? hahaha
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:07:03 PM
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>>151264425
I can't believe I used to believe in this pretentious trash faggot.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:07:15 PM
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>>151264377
She's the onions to Vox's chad :(
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:08:24 PM
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>>151264377
>Why Lute is so ugly here?
because she's meant to look like a middle-aged woman but it's hard to see it in some frames.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:09:04 PM
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It's gonna be so funny when Lilith finally properly shows up everyone's gonna be so mad
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:11:42 PM
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>>151264384
anon you have to remember, pride is about self-perception, not inherent power.
just because someone is prideful doesn't mean he's actually the best in reality.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:11:57 PM
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>>151263701
He doesn't think straight when it comes to Alastor... in multiple regards.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:12:19 PM
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>>151263797
i'm going to write an article about how hazbin hotel is pro-fascist for writing a story pretty much solely populated by the upper class
https://youtu.be/C86kilmGHGY
>HE ONLY SAID FUROR, NOT FUHRER!
>the sing-along:
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:23:40 PM
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>>151264481
KEK I came here to just to post this, what did vivzie mean by this
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:26:04 PM
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>>151264481
VOX
VOX YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:26:06 PM
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>>151264481
>six letters, not five like furor
holy fuck my sides
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:26:34 PM
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>>151264481
BRING ME JEWCIFER
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:28:40 PM
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>>151264481
>THAT'S RIGHT HEAVEN, WE'LL PUT YOU IN CAMPS!
>WE'LL GAS EACH AND ALL, TURN YOUR SKIN INTO LAMPS!
Daring lyrics Viv
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:28:44 PM
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>>151264704
>>151264481
>dies hating jews
>gets a tiny hat and asserts control over everything through the media in hell
Is Vivzie saying Hitlers punishment in Hell was to become Jewish?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:29:38 PM
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I'm expecting it'll be revealed that he made the shark.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:31:30 PM
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>>151264481
I preferred "I'm the Fuhrer, I'm the mensch" like a jew alpha and omega.
>>151264481
>season 1
woahh wacky tv man! look at him be all wacky and pathetic against alastor!
>early season 2
woahhh wacky tv man want to take heaven!
>late season 2
SPEER CHUCKING ANGEL JEWS MÜSSEN GEHÄNGT WERDEN ICH BIN DER FÜHRER VALENTINO MUSS ENGLISCH SPRECHEN, KEINE NIGGER-SPRACHE
This is the single most style over substance cartoon ever made
>>151264599
Does this make Val Himmler and Vette Eva Braun
Are we gonna get a scene in the Voxbunker where he kills the shark and Vette before blowing his circuits out with an Angel gun
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:35:00 PM
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>>151263988
It's this and obviously something to do with Charlie, either he cashes in on his Charlie deal to beat vox or Charlie becoming immune thanks to the deal and beating up Vox without Alastor cashing his charlie check in means he wins either way
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:35:26 PM
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>>151262107 (OP)
HE GIVES NIFFTY DICK AND THAT'S ALL HE NEEDS TO DO
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:35:36 PM
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>>151264481
>died in 40s/50s era
>some kind of "cult leader"
>died likely due to suicide (screen glitches in anxiety when he does the hanging lyric)
He was an Austrian painter in life
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:36:11 PM
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>finally a good song since gravity
>Is troon propaganda
It's so over
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:37:16 PM
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>>151264481
>I take enough shit from that NIGGER Alastor, I don't have time for your stupid spic crap, Val
Was that necessary, Vivzie?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:37:16 PM
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Baxter did nothing the whole season, but in the last episode they will say "i made the giant robot shark, and i can control/disactivate it" and do it to save Niffty. Everyone will clap and clap and that will justify his useless life in the serie.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:37:21 PM
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>>151264661
It's drag, there's a difference
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:38:04 PM
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>>151264481
Vox was aura farming hard here, hail the tv hitler, i hope he wins
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:38:11 PM
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>>151264661
Worst song of the set. Keith David singing about booze and Vox's double feature were way better.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:38:57 PM
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>>151264698
>>151264661
How dare you. Angel Dust is a drag queen, not a troon.
>>151264692
Season 3 leaks and he realizes he wants to be a girl
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:39:27 PM
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>>151264775
I thought the spy was the giant smart tv that Vox dropped through the roof.
>>151264572
>dies hating jews
he literally is a jew
he says chutzpah in vox populi
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:40:07 PM
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>>151264704
Eh so was Adolf if you believe the stories
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:40:39 PM
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>>151264750
if we make him jewish its okay to make him tv mega hitler
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:40:53 PM
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>>151264698
>Season 3 leaks and he realizes he wants to be a girl
He's been in Hell for 80 years he would've figured it out by now
How come no one ever posts a mega link? I don't know where to watch this shit. I'm too poor for Amazon Prime.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:43:25 PM
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>>151264704
You can hate a race/group/ethnicity/identity while also being part of the same one, anon, it's more common than you'd think
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:43:36 PM
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>>151264713
Netanyahu is basically Hitler for the modern generations so it's not like it's unprecedented
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:43:45 PM
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>>151266340
>>151264734
There isn't one, nobody's been ripping and uploading the episodes.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:45:11 PM
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>>151264781
Vox's human form has a little square moustache
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:45:30 PM
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>>151264702
Velvette looks so cute in that shot. I just want to hug and help her throw out used-up models after Val and Vox are done with them.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:45:57 PM
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>>151264768
And now he has little square nipples
Why is Charlie so mad at Lucifer again?
Not like the angels' retarded idea to apologize for genocide with baskets would've worked without his intervention.
The whole scenario was basically inevitable.
i havent seen an inch of backlash on vox literally calling himself hitler everyone just says they want to fuck him even more now
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:47:04 PM
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>>151264698
You really believe that anon? Really? Please, stop trolling.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:47:37 PM
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>>151264783
She's a brat who needed someone to vent at, like her stupid fucking plan was going to work, heaven should have brought video evidence of Pentious being alive, at least then they've tried to show a different way.
You can still have Vox call lies and slander but come on
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:47:43 PM
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>>151264604
I don't want the substance that a bunch of californian retards think has value, I want catchy music.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:47:44 PM
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>>151264792
Probably because he's a cartoon and he can't hurt any of us (supposedly)
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:48:14 PM
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>>151264792
You now realize fujos would find adolf hitler anime to be hot
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:48:59 PM
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>>151264792
He's a Tumblr sexyman so it's okay
It's like how it's okay that Val is a rapist because he's hot
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:49:41 PM
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>>151264854
>>151264783
She was basically blaming him for her own shortcomings which she admitted and that's why she calls him at the end of the episode.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:49:49 PM
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>>151264783
yeah, the entire scene was retarded, but I guess Vivzie needed another motivational speech between Vaggie and Charlie
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:49:49 PM
No.151264827
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>>151264604
At least it has a style.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:52:16 PM
No.151264854
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>>151264864
>>151264824
Vox called Lucifer.
song ranking for the last two episodes?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:52:55 PM
No.151264864
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>>151264854
At the end Charlie was trying to call him too, Vox's call reached him first.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:53:04 PM
No.151264867
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>>151264857
Love in a bottle is the best song
Vivzie needs to hire some concept artists because she really suffers from a poverty of ideas
Half the characters have the same clothing and body type (the Alastor/Vox/Pentious suit) and the same hair (Lucifer/Stolas/Baxter/Lilith/etc) and many other repeating patterns
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:54:23 PM
No.151264888
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>>151264938
>>151264874
She probably did but they asked her to tone down the red
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:54:34 PM
No.151264892
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>>151264949
>>151264857
Vox DEI, Losin' Streak, Love in a Bottle > Easy, Vox Populi (Lucifer humiliation ritual is too much) > Bad With Us
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:54:42 PM
No.151264893
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>>151264783
She won't admit she's fucking up and the main problem, so she's pretending everyone else is at fault instead. Lucifer is a safe target to yell at vs her actual enemies because she assumes he'll fawn at her, which he does. She thought the same of Vaggie which is why she was taken aback when Vaggie finally told her off.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:55:38 PM
No.151264902
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>>151264924
>>151264792
Once someone popular writes a callout, it will be.
You realize these people change the definitions of what’s ok and not ok all the time. In a few years hopefully this will fall out of fashion.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:56:02 PM
No.151264910
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>>151264941
>>151264874
>Alastor/Vox/
This only works because it's obvious Vox is copying Alastor's style. Pentious is at least wearing white now.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:57:22 PM
No.151264924
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>>151264939
>>151264902
>Once someone popular writes a callout, it will be.
People have been doing callouts all season and nothing's stuck. Nobody is hung up on Vox because he's going to lose.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:57:53 PM
No.151264935
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>>151264783
Spoiled princess with neglectful or incompetent parents. Many such cases.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:58:12 PM
No.151264938
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>>151264888
>She probably did but they asked her to tone down the red
image of the concept artist in question.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:58:21 PM
No.151264939
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>>151264956
>>151264924
Given how built up he is right now the Hitler metaphor is probably a good indicator of how he's going to be in the end
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:58:24 PM
No.151264941
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>>151264910
In that case, it works for Pent too since he admired the Vees. However I don’t see why Al and Pent need to wear a tux and not something from their respective eras.
>>151264892
Why don't people like Vox Populi? I thought it was one of the best ones.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:59:50 PM
No.151264952
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>>151264792
Theyre coping saying the prime singalong is wrong
Because the german dub doesnt say fuhrer it says furor
But thats because germany refuses to air some media that has nazi flags (see cod censoring it) and other related imagery so they were safe and changed it in germanic countries
99% of others say fuhrer
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 7:59:53 PM
No.151264953
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>>151263737
I genuinely hope Velvette is the only one of the 3 to survive
>>151264939
>Make Hell Great Again
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:00:49 PM
No.151264962
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Does anyone have a shot of Vox poking his head through the door to Zestial's abode? I thought it would make a good "do want" reaction.
A gif of him kicking the door open first would be even better.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:00:59 PM
No.151264963
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>>151265043
>>151263789
Lute's an infinitely more compelling villain, motivation-wise, than Vox. I need her to have an Azula style crashout
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:01:07 PM
No.151264967
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>>151264874
The character designs are the most popular thing about the show. Why do you think they get so much fanart?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:01:10 PM
No.151264968
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>>151264949
I do like it, but like I said the whole Lucifer thing makes it difficult to re-listen to as someone who's a fan of the character. Too much secondhand embarrassment.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:01:17 PM
No.151264970
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>>151264949
It was good, but immediately overshadowed by Vox Dei, and that was only one minute long.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:01:32 PM
No.151264972
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>>151264949
Its great in the show but not something youd listen to otherwise
Like bad with us (though zeezinigger ruined it)
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:01:33 PM
No.151264974
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>>151265029
>>151264857
Vox DEI (Better than Gravity IMO)
Vox Populi (Lucifer part only)
Love in a Bottle
Losin' Streak
Vox Populi (Everything other than Lucifer)
Easy (Not terrible, but the transition was jarring)
Bad With Us (Dogshit)
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:02:22 PM
No.151264981
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>>151263756
Adam has to die very early as the redemption mechanics required a sacrifice to work (as the leaked show finale reveals).
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:02:28 PM
No.151264984
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>>151264996
>>151264956
Don't the Sabbat hate and want to avoid Gehenna?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:02:45 PM
No.151264988
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>>151264949
The first part Lucifer sang was great, the rest is catchy and good but Lucifer humiliation takes me out of it. On a pure objective level, not counting that, it's not a bad song.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:03:02 PM
No.151264992
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>>151262147
I'm just here cuz I wanna fuck Niffty
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:03:23 PM
No.151264996
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>>151264984
I think they want to take over humanity, like in Blade. I dunno, either way I thought that line in Vox Populi was cringe and overdone.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:04:23 PM
No.151265009
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>>151267328
>>151264956
>the idea of your character being a thinblood growing into a powerful vampire - scrapped
>the whole Malk Joker-like serial killer plotline - scrapped
I wanted to say that I'm disappointed by "VTMB" 2, but then I remembered that I never had any expectations to begin with.
Still, a shame.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:04:37 PM
No.151265014
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>>151263737
I want Vox to betray and sacrifice one or both of the Vs. It’d be pretty on brand for him to do too.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:04:56 PM
No.151265017
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>>151265087
>>151264222
I think it would've been significantly more interesting if many sinners ignored Vox's propaganda and started following Charlie's ideology.
Vox smeared the hotel but at the end of the day Charlie and co. risked their lives to save Hell. That objectively happened, even if Charlie said she doesn't want to kill more angels. That's the first time in 7 years someone stopped the exorcists
I also think this could be an opportunity for Charlie's character development. I'm tired of Charlie's only flaws being her naivety and stubbornness. It is clearly very repetitive in S2. Maybe if she gains a cult following from sinners worshipping her for being their savior, the fame goes to her head and she becomes more prideful and arrogant. She is insecure and desperate for approval and maybe being worshipped would bring out the worst in her.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:05:27 PM
No.151265021
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>>151265045
Why is Alastor a redhead (basically ginger) in Hell?
Is Rosie dyslexic?
>>151264974
>Bad W|ith Us (Dogshit)
I kinda enjoyed the Zeezi part.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:07:09 PM
No.151265043
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>>151265449
>>151264963
>compelling motivation
>the morbidly obese guy I wanted to fuck is dead
eh
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:07:12 PM
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>>151265021
Because Viv refuses to change her character designs from her college days.
>>151264050
Hazbin is a much more enjoyable show when you just shut your brain off and enjoy the vibes
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:07:32 PM
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bad with us normal vox parts were cute then big far black transgirl zeezi came in
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:07:41 PM
No.151265053
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Unpopular opinion but all of the songs in episodes 5 and 6 were mediocre
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:07:43 PM
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>>151265029
It's the only "good" part of the song for me, which really is passable. Vox changing different music styles, while cool in the concept, sounded awful to me and I just kinda cringed the entire time.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:08:08 PM
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>>151264949
I'm just fully sick of Vox songs at this point. I don't know why they thought giving him half the soundtrack was a good idea.
How would you all react if Vox ends up believing his own hype in the end and actually ends up caring about protecting Hell and its people, sacrificing himself in the battle with Heaven as a split-second decision where he didn't really think, and being redeemed as an Angel, resulting in him inadvertently proving that redemption is possible.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:10:40 PM
No.151265087
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>>151265017
Charlie and the hotel really need a proper PR person. And maybe a lawyer.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:11:26 PM
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>>151265163
At least Adam fought back when he was insulted when it came to Eve, Lucifer didn't do shit when Vox talked about Lilith leaving him.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:12:31 PM
No.151265108
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>>151265435
>>151265063
I've been hedging on Vox being redeemed but Heaven still being his punishment in a way. He loses his powers, he loses his empire, he loses his friends. Viv did say something controversial would happen this season but the reviewers haven't really backed that claim up.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:13:47 PM
No.151265118
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>>151265063
Eh... That's not really set up so it depends on if they set something like that up before it happens. People's masks tend to slip under genuine duress, so at this point he's more likely to fall back on his usual selfishness. I'd say that he'll be left utterly alone by the end of the season, and possibly owned.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:14:42 PM
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>>151265046
This, I basically just consider it an album release with music vids for each song and the story/characters second
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:15:34 PM
No.151265134
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>>151265222
>>151265029
You just like scalie thicc girls anon
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:16:32 PM
No.151265143
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>>151265161
>>151264783
Because the season is almost over and they need forced melodrama. That's literally it.
Charlie wasn't even this mad when she learned her girlfriend took part in the genocide of her people or when her Dad laughed at her face at the idea saving her people from genocide when he has the power to stop it.
It's contrived melodrama that the show accepts you to buy because "Charlie is dumb and naive and spiraling" even though naive characters can still have depth and flaws other than being stupid
Charlie's Season 2 character arc was just awful flanderization. She is the protagonist yet the show would rather waste time, with a very short 8 episode season length, on fucking Alastor x Vox fanservice instead of giving Charlie much needed character exploration
I think the guy who leaked 5 & 6 and parts of the finale said Vox "loses" because he realizes he's losing Val and Velvette and he gives up on the invasion for them. Which would certainly piss everyone off because it implies he just gets to go back to being an Overlord in Hell after nearly dragging it into a war.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:17:33 PM
No.151265161
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>>151265143
*the show expects
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:17:44 PM
No.151265163
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>>151265217
>>151265095
Adam and Lucifer should be friends. They should pull up a couple of chairs, a couple of drinks and be like
>sssssip
>"..."
>"...Women."
>"...Yup."
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:18:50 PM
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vox is recreating the rebellion and will end up like eve in super mega aids pit hell with eve / roo (sets up season 3)
>>151265149
Wouldn't you lose a shit ton of power in hell doing that?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:19:46 PM
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>>151265046
I enjoy this show the same way I enjoy Kingdom Hearts. I just turn my brain off.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:20:41 PM
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>>151265243
>>151265187
yes
That's why he's going to be an embarrassing crt headed failure again after that point
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:21:40 PM
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>>151265163
>Loser, Baby but with Adam and Lucifer
Honestly, as much as I dislike Lucifer, I genuinely wouldn't mind them being bros. He just needs to own up to his mistakes. I think him owning up to the Eden mess and making up with Adam would do wonders for his character development.
Does anyone else find it kind of stupid that Lucifer would just casually divulge what is probably his biggest shame and weakness to Vaggie? I know she is Charlie's girlfriend but he doesn't even know her name. He probably doesn't even know she's an angel. Why didn't he just say he couldn't do it for complicated political reasons and leave it at that
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:21:49 PM
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>>151265134
I'm talking about the music.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:23:32 PM
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>>151265187
>>151265202
Zestiel and Carmilla are Overlords who have feelings of parental love and friendship and they remain among the most powerful beings in the Pride ring.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:24:36 PM
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>>151264792
Either it’s coping because people loooove to infantilize the characters like they aren’t literal scum of the earth or just don’t give a shit because he has always supposed to be the representation of that. Bold move to straight up say it tho
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:25:04 PM
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SO I'VE STARTED TO HATE JEWS. ITS TRUE
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:25:26 PM
No.151265255
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>>151265274
>>151265149
I highly doubt we won't get some kind of battle
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:25:35 PM
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Velvete and Valentino will abandon Vox, Baxter will take control of the giant roboshark and Vox will lose the battle.
New new low level sinner Vox, a joke and rejected by everyone, will drag his ass to Hazbin Hotel (at first is just to get a place to sleep and recover a bit of his powers, but then he will serious about the redeemption thing)
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:25:56 PM
No.151265263
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>>151265219
I'm sure he knows she's an angel now, and because Lucifer still doesn't take Sinners that seriously. Even after Vox dressed him down in front of everyone, he doesn't seem that concerned. I think he sees his limit as an annoyance more than a threat and doesn't think Sinners are a real danger to him. That will probably change once he gets captured and probably hurt by Vox to power his death ray and may impact his mindset next season.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:26:16 PM
No.151265268
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>yfw they reveal Vox died in the year 1945 and the human flashback shows him with a gun in his mouth
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:26:36 PM
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>>151266184
>>151265255
There is a final battle
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:27:59 PM
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>>151266344
>>151265219
Pretty sure Lucifer would recognize she was an Angel, since he is one. Even Carmilla recognized she was an Angel. Vaggie was also flyinf around the Hotel on Angelic Wings at one point.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:28:36 PM
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>>151265308
>>151263361
>censoring 'furor' actually makes it sound worse in context
WELL DONE AMAZON
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:29:09 PM
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>>151264949
I think the song is one of the best on its own, but within the show itself it was so lame. I greatly enjoy Lucifer humiliation, but it wasn't even that great with the visuals. The song itself is very fun though, including Lucifer's bit.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:29:29 PM
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>>151265288
It has one extra letter so its 1000% fuhrer
>>151265149
WHO IS THIS "GUY"
WHERE IS THIS ALLEGED LEAK
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:33:59 PM
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>>151265338
It was someone who showed up in the thread before the episodes premiered. He just posted text, there was no picture or sources. And he was right about everything. You can go digging through the archive if you want.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:34:35 PM
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>>151265338
Fags always say this shit and then the leaks turn out to be 110% true. The extra 10% if that the actual show wound up even more Viv-tarded than even they knew.
Please Vivziepoop, make this real. I find it cute, but a lot of people clal him ugly (that would make it even better and more hilarious, pissing off all those dumfuckers)
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:38:11 PM
No.151265387
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>>151268674
>>151265363
Yeah and a few replies
>>151240687
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:38:15 PM
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>>151265363
>One of the most shocking leaks also mentioned that Viv ordered a diet coke along with her chicken bucket. I shit you not.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:39:21 PM
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>>151265363
Yeah that's the one
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:39:52 PM
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>>151265446
>>151262107 (OP)
He's done more than Abel.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:42:56 PM
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>>151266239
>>151265108
It was Vox saying "Make Hell Great Again" and calling himself The Fuhrer
Also his casual racism out of nowhere
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:43:00 PM
No.151265439
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>>151265386
Man the sinner form was a glow up
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:43:42 PM
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>>151265476
>>151265407
He did sing? no. Did he bring baskets with shocolat? no. Is he chonky and cute? no. Is he related with Dickmaster, best character Adam? no
Point for Abel.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:43:57 PM
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>>151265043
anon. that is the most compelling motivation in modern animation.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:44:07 PM
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>>151265510
I know this is pure cope at this point, but unironically I can see Adam's facial expression in the flashback as one of tiredness/concern. It really could go either way for me, it looked sinister to me at first, but I don't know anymore.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:44:09 PM
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>>151265243
God damn even the filename is fucking fat
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:46:14 PM
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>>151265446
>pointless shit and being related to a character
Biased much? By that logic still, Baxter has still done more than him.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:47:02 PM
No.151265485
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I wonder how the deadly sins get along with charlie
>>151264661
Angel Dust is one of those types of characters you could totally have had been a chick to begin with and it would change nothing.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:48:09 PM
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>>151265490
You couldn't have him be a chick because then you wouldn't be able to do goofy rape jokes
When you really look into it Vox is not an interesting or deep character
Like what does he really want out of all of this? What are his actual ideological beliefs? The show is spending too much time on his obsession with Alastor instead of exploring that
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:49:02 PM
No.151265510
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>>151265567
>>151265453
It is cope lol this show doesn't do subtle on top of it being animated. If they wanted you to understand that Adam wasn't taking complete joy in mistreating the exorcists then they would've made it clear. If you're concerned for someone who don't grin at them like that.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:49:18 PM
No.151265516
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I'll be honest with you. I watch this show dubbed in my language, when I go back to listen to the song in the original version most of the time they are x10 times worst.
>>151265363
>lute does nothing all season
Oh come the fuck on!
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:50:23 PM
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>>151262107 (OP)
No that'd be Angel Dust
All of this discourse because people created a fictional version of Adam and are mad the canon doesn't live up to that. It's time to accept that this show has garbage writing that constantly wastes its potential and just enjoy your fanon
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:51:24 PM
No.151265538
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I'll be honest with you. I watch this show dubbed in my language, when I go back to listen to the song in the original version most of the time they are x10 times worse.
>>151265503
I think that it has the same goal as Alastor, becoming a powerful being. And he wants to achieve that before him, demostrating to him that he isn't some failure.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:51:34 PM
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>>151265386
He's so ugly.
>>151265523
Where would they even work her into doing something that makes Gravity pay off? Vox got the "I'm the villain of this season" declaration before she did.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:52:31 PM
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>>151265576
>took Hell ten thousand years to start rebelling apparently
>Heaven starts exterminations to shut down uprisings
>it works well for 7 years
>stop doing it once they learn Redemption is possible
>hell IMMEDIATELY starts rising up again
Adam really did nothing wrong, if anything they were too merciful, like they only killed under 16% of Hells population each extermination when they clearly should have been aiming higher.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:52:33 PM
No.151265555
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>>151265812
>>151265523
Gravity is blue balls the song, i would have rather waited for it to be relevant in the same season
>>151265544
You could easily have her intentionally making things worse on behalf of heaven like Vox does for hell
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:52:37 PM
No.151265556
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>>151265537
Yes I know canon Adam is also a fictional version. you get what I mean
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:52:40 PM
No.151265557
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>>151265588
>>151265503
His ideological belief is being a Jonestown cult leader
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:52:44 PM
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>>151265386
He is so ugly, i love him.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:52:53 PM
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>>151264949
i loved it, vox's VA is hilariously dickish
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:53:11 PM
No.151265567
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>>151265606
>>151265510
>Flashback is from Vaggie's perspective, who is obviously biased
>Facial expression can be read as him wanting to say something
He honestly looks kind of dejected, but just wants to get it over with.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:53:17 PM
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>>151265589
>>151265544
She fights off hordes of invading hellspawn?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:53:54 PM
No.151265576
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>>151265554
>stop doing it once they learn Redemption is possible
They actually never officially stopped them, it's only been a month since season 1 ended.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:54:53 PM
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>>151266299
>>151265557
Jim Jones died in the late 70s in the massacre, Vox died in the 50s. Though I really hope Vox isn't a literal Jim Jones parody because that would be too on the nose and nonsensical. Especially since Jonestown is very much a 1970s specific event
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:54:55 PM
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>>151265570
>invading hellspawn?
I don't think anyone except the Vees are making it that far. She can fight the shark I guess.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:55:19 PM
No.151265598
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Ahem...
Rape Carmilla's daughters.
That is all.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:56:17 PM
No.151265606
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>>151265567
Yeah yeah see you in season 3 when your world view is yet again shattered
>headcanon Alastor as a serial killer with a moral code
>headcanon Adam as a good and caring leader to the Exorcists
>headcanon Lucifer as badass scary king of hell everyone fears
With only two episodes left what other popular headcanons are they gonna smash I wonder.
I'm just surprised that Lute didn't actually attack Vox, just got in his face.
Even if it was just a glancing blow it'd be even more effective fodder for Vox to spin, and it's absolutely the sort of thing Lute would do. Her willingly and peacefully going along with the other angels made no sense, to see Charlie of all people, but they could have at least had her actions in Hell make sense for her.
I personally would have liked to see her put a spear directly through Vox's screen, whereupon he simply replaces his head with a new monitor
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:57:32 PM
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>>151265610
That Lute is going to do anything relevant this season
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:58:17 PM
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>>151265610
>headcanon Alastor as a serial killer with a moral code
I mean, that one is basically Vivzie's words straight out of horse's mouth. Not our fault she keeps retconning her shit.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:58:30 PM
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>>151265619
Lute has to get her good girl points to execute her revenge plan when it is the right time anon
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:58:34 PM
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>>151265503
>What are his actual ideological beliefs?
'i want to feel like a god.' he says it in the first episode. the alastor thing adds: 'if i am LOVED by all, as a god, then my insecurities won't matter anymore'
its not the deepest thing ever but it's a bit deeper than 'for the evuls' which is what alastor has going on at the minute.
>>151265610
>headcanon Lucifer as badass scary king of hell everyone fears
why on earth would anyone think this, if anyone in hell respected lucifer as an authority they wouldn't treat his daughter like she was a delusional moron live on air
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:58:39 PM
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>>151265490
For real, he's written like a woman even, a stereotypical one at that.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:58:46 PM
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>>151265619
>Even if it was just a glancing blow it'd be even more effective fodder for Vox to spin, and it's absolutely the sort of thing Lute would do. Her willingly and peacefully going along with the other angels made no sense, to see Charlie of all people, but they could have at least had her actions in Hell make sense for her.
Because she would've been punished by Sera. Lute at least recognizes that she needs to save her anger for Charlie and Vaggie and not some random schmuck with a TV for a head.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 8:58:52 PM
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>>151265619
You do see her try attack at the end but Sera stops her, she really should have been more active in stoking hell into war
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:00:52 PM
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>>151264792
never ask a hitler-wannabe what race his boyfriend is
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:01:20 PM
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>>151265610
the "Alastor moral code" only existed in the pilot and comic era.
That shit was never oficially canon.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:02:41 PM
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>>151265386
This would make me like Angel Dust more. It'd be pretty funny too if when living he was a goofy looking gaycel but in Hell he gets a glow up and starts slutting around which he wasn't able to when alive.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:04:07 PM
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>>151265386
he reminds me of the rooster guy husk roasted in therapy
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:05:10 PM
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>>151265783
It is honestly really hard to feel bad for sinners when they are so selfish and ignorant that they worship some rapist TV box who wouldn't spit on them if they were on fire. Heaven or the exorcists didn't force them to do all of that. They have free will and are choosing to be mindless sheep. Being scared and angry isn't an excuse
Especially Carmilla's cowardly ass who has no legitimate reason to side with Vox. He is literally depending on her to build the superweapon and she can simply say no and focus on defending herself
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:05:30 PM
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>>151265740
i only love alcohol
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:06:10 PM
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11/13/2025, 9:08:40 PM
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>>151265386
What a terrible human design. He just looks like a ripoff of Fry from Futurama with an ugly color scheme to boot.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:10:18 PM
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>>151265717
BUT HER DAUGHTERS!
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:12:26 PM
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>>151265555
> Lute sneaks off during the visit to the hotel
> Finds Vaggie and rams her spear through her chest
> Vaggie falls over and is revealed to be a cardboard cutout with a voicebox taped to the back that says "I like girls!" on repeat
> It's not a decoy, that's actually Vaggie
> The animation quality degrades like the damsel ending in Slay the Princess
> Background fades away to the front page of AO3
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:13:20 PM
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>>151265883
>tfw you're a Winner unaware of The Horrors
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:14:14 PM
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>>151266212
this might be lowkey the best song of the season, feels like a something from S1 when songs were actually catchy
sooooooooo
who of you irl would end up as a winner or sinner if it was like in the show?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:17:29 PM
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>>151265974
>>151265826
It would be really funny if footage from Vox's rally spreads in Heaven and this starts an anti demon movement and full support for exorcists
>>151265845
We'd all be Sinners
>>151265899
>We'd all be Sinners
but i never committed a crime
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:21:50 PM
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>>151265934
You are here and saw a lot of evil things here. You are a sinner now. Welcome.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:22:19 PM
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>>151265988
>Sinner Adam becomes an anti-Hell overlord working with Cain
>Sinner Adam being able to kick Lucifer shit in because he can't harm sinners
Would be so kino.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:22:54 PM
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>>151265934
You bought the wrong tomato, it's full Good Place rules
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:24:11 PM
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>>151265934
Reminder that jerking off to fictional characters canonically sends people to Hell in hellaverse
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:24:31 PM
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>>151266017
>>151265883
As long as there are Winners who think they could have family in Hell who they care about, there would be division, which I imagine is part of the reason why they've been kept out of the loop on what's been going on. It is interesting that Vox doesn't seem to have any plans for Winners but he might just seem them as the civilian population and not a threat.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:25:35 PM
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>>151265946
>Sinner Adam being able to kick Lucifer shit in because he can't harm sinners
Sinners can't hurt Lucifer, but they can put him in a box apparently.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:26:58 PM
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https://x.com/SamHaft/status/1989056060062400754
Songwriter for the show confirms it's furor but it was intended to be a double entendre for fuhrer
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:27:31 PM
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>>151265974
>It is interesting that Vox doesn't seem to have any plans for Winners but he might just seem them as the civilian population and not a threat.
Because they probably know little about winners. Velvette and Valentino fantasize about assaulting angels but they imagine the angels as exorcists, probably because those are the only angels they've seen at that point
Also Vox fantasizes about enslaving both Heaven and Hell so he does want to harm winners
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:27:57 PM
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>>151265537
The canon Adam makes it so that his experiences as an Exorcist isn’t as fun as it seems or remotely sexy at all. And they are an actually serious organization with a messed up Lute that’s been in there the longest.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:30:43 PM
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>>151266071
Is Alastor's mom being in heaven still canon? Because so far we have only have Molly. Pentious isn't technically a Winner but I don't think he's going to go back to Hell.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:32:00 PM
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>>151266079
>>151266049
Pentious will be in hell because Cherri and his friends are still in there. Not because he likes the place.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:33:09 PM
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>>151266176
>>151266071
They aren't going to walk back his redemption until another character is redeemed at least.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:34:14 PM
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I just realized the reason Abel's halo is dented is because he got his head caved in with a rock. Fucking lol
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:39:00 PM
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>>151265845
Sinner ofc, my faith is questionable and I can be angry from time to time so yeah, into the hell I go
After the first four episodes of this season I was so impressed I was about to send Viv a gift basket and say sorry for calling her a hack and a fat cunt all these years.
The last two episodes changed my mind.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:40:09 PM
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>>151265845
I'm going to hell for lusting over the Radio Demon
>>151266154
I know Emily is supposed to be adorable but my god I find her so irritating
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:41:34 PM
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>>151266198
>>151266079
The problem is that they need to use Pentious or else no one will believe them.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:41:57 PM
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>>151268185
>>151265149
But this leak here
>>151265274 says Vox is subdued, so somebody is lying.
>>151266170
She’s the only one that can access Alastor’s bountiful penis
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:42:54 PM
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>>151266214
>>151266176
Yeah that's why I'm saying that if Pentious ever returns to being a Sinner it'll be after everyone understands that redemption is possible.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:43:07 PM
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11/13/2025, 9:43:49 PM
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>>151265838
the thing on the right is so cute.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:43:55 PM
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>>151266220
>>151266198
No. Pentious is literally unable to be a Sinner cause he lost the Roo connections upon redemption.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:44:16 PM
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>>151265899
Not me. When I die, I'm going straight to Heaven, and the moment I walk through the pearly gates, God will get up from the Throne and say "So sorry for sitting in your seat, sir. I was just keeping it warm for you."
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:44:17 PM
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>>151266214
Well it's possible
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:44:42 PM
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>>151266313
>>151266193
>some buckbroken femoid is still mad over deer being a cuck that she needs to shill her goyslop psyop ship all over the board
>>151266170
It's so obvious she's a latent evil character if you were never fooled by the initial cutesy crap. Anyone who doesn't see it by now and where it's going is retarded.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:45:42 PM
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Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:45:45 PM
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>>151265435
I honestly love that he's a racist piece of shit. He's so fun to hate
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:45:54 PM
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>>151265845
Okay who is the sexiest girl and why?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:46:14 PM
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When will Vox use the N-word against Alastor?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:46:27 PM
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11/13/2025, 9:47:17 PM
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>>151266233
>Charlie does that little thrust
She's top? We won
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:47:40 PM
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>>151266325
The lesbian sex scene was really out of place tonally. Even the cut to the song feels like they had it placed somewhere else in the episode. I get that they probably had way more episodes in mind but Amazon made them cut the story down cause even if its better than season 1, the pace is all over the place. It's a really weird place to put the sex song while Hell is falling apart around them and Charlie just got done shitting on both Vaggie and her Dad for no reason. It really felt like they could have used another episode or something before it. Also Lute is totally going to job out and her dope song is going to account for nothing.
Matpat
11/13/2025, 9:49:54 PM
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>>151266285
>>151266233
Anyone who can watch this scene in full either has far better tolerance than me or is a complete degenerate.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:49:57 PM
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11/13/2025, 9:50:22 PM
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>>151264063
And Charlie lost his last debate to Tyler.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:50:36 PM
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>>151266276
Hey matpat
I know where you live
Better hope the angels stop me lol
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:51:51 PM
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>>151265588
jim jones has no particular association with television, he'll probably be a generic televangelist with the more christianity-specific stuff played down
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:52:01 PM
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>>151266233
lucky Charlie
'CAUSE I'M THE FÜHRER
I'M IMMENSE
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:53:02 PM
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>>151265845
we know jack fucking shit about what gets you into hell or heaven
>>151266227
>>151266228
ntayrt but the earlier threads gave me hope that Emily/Alastor wouldn't be a thing and now I'm concerned again lol
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:53:24 PM
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>>151266346
>>151266233
I looked away for like 10 seconds in total where they did it. I just couldn't bring myself to watch that shit seriously without thinking about Verbalase. Damn Verbalese is lucky.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:54:03 PM
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>>151266408
>>151266305
More like Fraud, he’s so desperate for deer dick it’s actually sad, he folds to Alastor every single time
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:54:10 PM
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>>151266347
>>151266260
Fucking like crazy before all hell breaks loose is actually pretty normal human behavior. Also Vaggie was wanting to fuck in episode 5 so it makes sense that she'd go for it after she and Charlie made up. ALSO also having sex can help you relax.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:54:14 PM
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>>151263797
i hate the sort of hypocritical cunt who lefty virtue signals while supporting the platform of a right-wing billionaire who has no qualms about using it to spread propaganda
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:54:15 PM
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>>151266228
Emily has a good relationship with Charlie to make this way less obvious.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:54:40 PM
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>>151265219
>He probably doesn't even know she's an angel.
lucifer is pretty stupid but not that stupid
>>151265243
we don't know why everyone fears zestial so much though
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:54:53 PM
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>>151266373
>>151262147
The ONLY reason this got any traction outside of the gay theatre kid crowd was Luna.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:55:20 PM
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11/13/2025, 9:55:50 PM
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>>151266267
Says the chick who hasn't had any of her holes filled or her bean flicked lately
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:55:55 PM
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>>151265283
i actually thought that was kind of a plot hole. if you'd think vox would try to spin 'charlie morningstar is fucking an angel' in some way to make her look bad.
Matpat
11/13/2025, 9:56:16 PM
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>>151266381
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:56:16 PM
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>>151266325
Still feels weird jammed in between the scenes it was.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:56:26 PM
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What if they reveal that Adam and Lilith were having lots of sex in Heaven?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:56:29 PM
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I liked Vox as a goofy character in Season 1, but I liked Alastor more.
But man, this season Vox was such an entertaining character, I hope he won't be killed at the end of the season.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:57:44 PM
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>>151266313
how lol
one is a fucking asexual maniac
the other one is the autismo kid
>inb4 mwah leaks
I can make up a better plot and call it a leak too
>>151266305
>be a cult leader and spend your life manipulating people because you just see them as tools, never growing attached to any of them, always feeling apart from the rest of humanity, and above them
>die and go to hell, where you meet someone who you actually connect with, someone who feels like an equal and a kindred spirit, someone you could do great things with, someone you care about more than anyone you've ever met
>someone who could even be your soulmate
>decide to take the risk and ask him to be your (business) partner
>the one time you open up to someone else and lay your feelings bare, the target of your feelings laughs at you, shuts you down in the cruellest way possible, and mocks you for thinking he was ever your friend
Yeah, I can see why Vox would give up on genuine emotional connections and double down on everything he does.
I want to watch Angel Dust sucking Husk's dick.
>>151266335
Loona isn't even from this show. It got popular because the pilot was well-made and had funny jokes. Helluva's pilot was garbage on the other hand so idk how it got popular.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:59:15 PM
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>>151267071
>See people talk about how it's unfair that Lucifer is restrained from killing sinners and should be allowed to go ham on them due to their behavior
>Somehow this is different by the mandated Exterminations
Fans of this show are so fucking retarded.
>>151266346
Hey matpat
I know where you live
Better hope the angels stop me lol
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 9:59:37 PM
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>>151266373
> Loona isn't even from this show
> Helluva's pilot was garbage on the other hand so idk how it got popular.
HMMMMM
>>151266313
Jeez, I thought I'd get a good laugh out of reddit with that shit, didn't think it'd latch here better, kek
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:01:25 PM
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11/13/2025, 10:01:26 PM
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>>151266450
>>151266373
they should have leaned more into edgy jokes about famous bad people. sure this season mentioned hitler but the jeffrey dahmer cooking show joke was far funnier
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:01:38 PM
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>>151265845
Posting on 4chan feels like an automatic damnation sentence desu
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:01:43 PM
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>>151266381
Are you going to rape him?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:01:59 PM
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>>151266323
The thing is, though, Vox actually has it better. For all of Alastor's boasts of being the strongest sinner in Hell, he's still on Rosie's leash, but Vox is in charge of his own afterlife, enslaved to no one. They're both kinda pathetic underneath all of the bluster and theatrics, and they're both dependent on others for their power, but Vox didn't have to sell his soul for his power, he built it himself, and Alastor immediately agreed to a deal with deliberately vague terms because he was so egotistical that he couldn't stand the idea of not being the biggest fish in Hell from the second he arrived, and didn't know enough about Hell's hierarchy to realize how little being the strongest sinner is actually worth.
Matpat
11/13/2025, 10:02:07 PM
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>>151266487
>>151266381
Then go to your adventure and see the results.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:02:49 PM
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>>151266305
I've woken up the people to the lies you hebrews tell
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:03:08 PM
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>>151266368
>repress being homogay your whole life because 1950s christianity
>die
>in hell already, might as well be degenerate supreme
>meet qt deer man, first crush get to have ever
>asexual forbidden fruit
>try anyway
>he laughs himself stupid
>mfw
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:03:45 PM
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>>151266385
>>151266228
>>151266193
>how bro was looking typing that shit
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:03:55 PM
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11/13/2025, 10:05:05 PM
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>>151266397
They can get away with some Hitler jokes because he's almost a century dead. The Dahmer joke had to be denounced because relatives of his victims and his family are still alive.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:05:23 PM
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>>151266532
>>151264222
>Sure, they have valid reasons to be angry, but it's still had to sympathize with them when they're basically reduced to silhouettes with eyes. Someone could've yelled at Sera how their whole family was killed in an extermination, or how they managed to build something resembling a life in Hell before the exterminators destroyed their home.
It's kind of amazing that in a story with too many characters, there's a complete lack of tiny minor ones that can express these views. You'd think Vox would have some in the rafters to throw out a line during a song or something. They don't need to be fleshed out, just a line about losing a loved one or a business or whatever to the exterminators. Hell, have one that tried the hotel, but there was so much drama and bullshit that he gave up on it. Maybe one switching over to Vox now, because even if redemption is possible, he doesn't want to change.
I'm just upset it was metaphorical lesbian sex and not actually shown. I've had to watch Angel get brutalized and raped onscreen. A song during a little tasteful scissoring would be a good palate cleanser for all this harrowing shit.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:06:09 PM
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>>151266372
I want Husk to suck my dick while I make out with Angel Dust and vise versa
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:06:30 PM
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>>151266500
>>151266385
Are you the "I know Viv's friends" guy? kek
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:07:14 PM
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>>151266462
Not even Vivziepop understands how lesbian sex is suppose to work.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:07:36 PM
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>>151264222
>Is there really nobody else whose Vox's message isn't resonating with?
The dude can brainwash people, turning them into a hive mind blob is what he wants.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:08:00 PM
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>>151266462
Yeah I don't need a Blue Is the Warmest Color level of a sex scene but I said it's annoying that f/f couples even when being sexy have to be disguised in sparkles and cuteness. I don't even like Arcane but at least they had Caitvi fuck in a nasty prison cell.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:08:09 PM
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>>151266409
You better run lmao
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:08:09 PM
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>>151266228
I genuinely think it would be neat if Emily, having now seen what Sinners in Hell are really like and how they want to harm her people, has a complete change of heart and supports Lute wanting to exterminate them.
Like she’ll still stand by Charlie and redemption, but at the same time have Emily call for the culling of Hell since majority of them don’t want to change.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:09:07 PM
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Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:09:38 PM
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>>151266470
He most likely isn’t. Larping as other users is normal troll behavior.
Matpat
11/13/2025, 10:11:03 PM
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>>151266524
I just sharted... :(
Is hazbin the most POTENTIAL /co/ show of all time?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:11:42 PM
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>>151266372
Boring, i want Husk sucking Angel Dust's dick.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:11:49 PM
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11/13/2025, 10:11:51 PM
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>>151266517
That was Unicorn Warriors Eternal I think
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:11:55 PM
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>>151266486
I will trust inside velvette’s barby hole
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:12:08 PM
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>>151266459
Homos don’t have families
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:12:47 PM
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Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:17:22 PM
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>>151266591
>>151266575
Does this count? I know it’s not “anime” because of the creators and that but it’s not a cartoon
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:20:04 PM
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>>151266394
He's so sexy.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:20:35 PM
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>>151266591
its a cartoon. It only looks like anime.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:21:35 PM
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>>151266634
>>151262107 (OP)
This is just stolen from a Twitter thread.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:22:01 PM
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>>151266591
If it's western, it's /co/. Style doesn't matter.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:22:06 PM
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>>151266517
steven universe is still pissing people off ten years on
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:23:07 PM
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>>151266613
/co/ has not produced any relevant OC in years.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:23:37 PM
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>>151266696
>>151262107 (OP)
He's gonna scientifically solve redemption and send Nifty to Heaven.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:23:48 PM
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Charlie getting fingered in the pussy by Vaggie would be nice.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:28:22 PM
No.151266696
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>>151266714
>>151266640
I think it's funny how the straight ships usually are the best ones.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:29:14 PM
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Despite what the show might say, Adam still did nothing wrong and was in the right with everything.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:29:42 PM
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>>151266723
>>151266696
You're coping.
So what was the part of ep 5 that Viv was excited for? The whole Vox Dei sequence?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:30:28 PM
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>>151266729
>>151266714
How so? Every straight ship we've seen so far just usually are better.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:30:43 PM
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>>151266801
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:30:53 PM
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>>151266815
>>151266723
How are they better?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:31:09 PM
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>>151266743
>>151266717
Sera’s dragon form.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:31:45 PM
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>>151266786
>>151266736
Someone post it.
Did you know that despite Alastor not meeting Emily yet, he calls her “Em”?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:33:31 PM
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>>151266717
fair if true, that WAS the best part of the episode. not enough to offset that, in full context, it only happened because Lute was out of character and Sera was being a retard - but still, very cool scene in a vacuum
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:34:47 PM
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Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:34:49 PM
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>>151266761
This comment just dealt a billion psychic damage to some poor Alastor yume. Please think of the weird Alastor fans.
>>151266725
>I'm so excited to show you all Lucifer being an inept dork and then getting humiliated by a mere overlord. also he gets bitched out by his own daughter, again
why is she like this? why does she treat her favorites the way most biased writers would treat characters they hate?
>>151266761
He also referred to Lucifer as "Lu" which was weird. The whole song was odd
>>151266729
The non-straight options are toxic yaoi, chemistry-free lezbos, and HuskerDust, which is straight in spirit.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:37:08 PM
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>>151266924
>>151266801
She's a fujo. Their concept of love is torturing their favourites
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:37:31 PM
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>>151266924
>>151266801
She is of the millennial generation of writers that believe that putting your favorite characters through misery and devastation is the best thing ever.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:38:59 PM
No.151266837
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Who deserves the paddle?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:39:18 PM
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>>151266808
The leaker said Alastor is the one who leads Lu to redemption, causing Charlie to be the Queen of Hell.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:39:31 PM
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>>151266884
>>151266815
None of the relationships in this show are particularly good (we shall see about HuskerDust, they aren't a couple yet), I don't think you can point out any canon straight relationship that is any better.
If vox actually went to war with heaven, would he and his army die in like a minute?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:40:24 PM
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Literally the only good ship this show has to offer is Guitarspear.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:40:49 PM
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>>151266924
>>151266801
because seeing how a character reacts under pressure is interesting
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:41:07 PM
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>>151266899
>>151266848
They have angelic weapons so no
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:41:29 PM
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>>151267249
>>151266815
>which is straight in spirit.
I'm actually glad ep 6 shows husk is attracted to women in the casino scenes and only got embarrassed seeing angel in drag
something for some reason they won't do with vox who has only shown interest in men even thought he's "bisexual"
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:41:50 PM
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>>151266808
vox calls him lu as well.
>>151266373
Loona is prolly the most popular character I can guarantee it, probably behind Charlie, Stolas, and le gay spider. The absolute fucking shit ton of sheer amount of porn and fan videos on YT dwarfs any of the other characters. That setting aside the $50k schizo animation of the self-insert and Charlie. Misunderstood goth furry wolf girl. Nobody cares about Hazbin or Heluva other than the gay theatre kid crowd and Loona probably saved the entire series single handedly. Most of Vivizie's early works were just that, sparkle wolfdogs.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:42:53 PM
No.151266884
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>>151266939
>>151266845
NTA but Adam and Lute surely counts, right? they're not dating, but that anon said ships, not just established relationships. as far as I'm concerned, they had more chemistry than any of the actual couples while just being friend + friend with unrequited crush
If viv hates charlastor so much why would she want to make "charlastor but blue" endgame? doesn't really make sense
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:43:33 PM
No.151266891
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>>151266937
>>151266879
> Nobody cares about Hazbin or Heluva other than the gay theatre kid crowd
you know this shit got a wall street billboard and it's the top animated whatever they have right now right?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:43:54 PM
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>>151266848
They'd get winked out of existence before they got near the gate probably
At least one would think but it's hard to say with Viv's writing
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:44:07 PM
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>>151266848
>>151266863
>War Machine = Heaven
>the unfortunate bastard who's about to become dog food = Vox
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:45:29 PM
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>>151266952
>>151266815
>Niffy/Baxter
Not canon, there hasn't even been an established attraction.
>Lucifer/Lilith
Haven't seen them interact yet.
>Lute/Adam
Only Lute's attraction has been confirmed and even her own schizo hallucation of him doesn't treat her well. Other people have claimed that Viv and Alex have each said in their own way that Adam wasn't into her but I haven't seen any sources.
>Cherri/Pentious
They'll probably be cute when they get together but nothing about them makes them come across as much more exciting than Chagge or Huskerdust.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:45:55 PM
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>>151263797
so who is the facist the guy who controls hell through lies or the wonan who controls heaven through lies?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:46:03 PM
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>>151267037
>>151266857
but he doesn't DO anything interesting, anon. like, your statement is true in theory, but if that was Vivzie's intent then she really fucked up
>>151266816
>>151266824
right, I forgot this was the same woman who wrote Helluva Boss. obviously we can only like and root for a character if they're an ultra beaten down sad gay boy
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:46:18 PM
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>>151266945
>>151264704
Vox is just Uncle Ruckus
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:46:30 PM
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>>151266891
Yeah, cus of Loona creating a salient roadway in for normies, and just because it's on the wall street billboard doesn't mean shit. Disney gets advertised and their shit is objectively slop in the recent decade, despite their increase in profits.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:46:31 PM
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>>151267013
>>151266884
Wouldn't Adam and Lute not be as "toxic" as the supposed "toxic yaoi" the anon pointed out.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:46:34 PM
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>>151266887
We're really discussing someone's fanfiction instead of lesbian sex? This place is beyond salvation
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:46:36 PM
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>>151266977
>>151266879
>Loona is prolly the most popular character I can guarantee it, probably behind Charlie, Stolas, and le gay spider.
You didn't even get Hazbin's most popular characters right lol it's Alastor and Lucifer.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:46:50 PM
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>>151266930
In what way, fag?
>>151266887
I'm gonna be 100% real I don't think she hates Charlastor
In fact I feel like it was supposed to be the intended relationship in the beginning
I think she realized as she was almost done writing the early drafts that she did not have a single lesbian main character (which is a huge no no in the audience she wants) so she had to make sacrifices
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:48:01 PM
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>>151266917
>nothing about them makes them come across as much more exciting than Chagge
Chaggie is dead last in excitement, gay, straight, or otherwise.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:48:16 PM
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>>151267152
>>151266946
>In fact I feel like it was supposed to be the intended relationship in the beginning
She was convinced to give Chaggie a shot but she definitely didn't abandon Charlastor for it. Radioapple is like her favorite ship, she's been planning for that for years.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:48:42 PM
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>>151266994
>>151266946
You're delusional lmfao. Charlastorfags are truly retarded.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:49:54 PM
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>>151264857
Vox Dei > Vox Populi >= Losin' Streak = Love in a Bottle >= Bad With Us > > > Easy
Everything except Easy is fine, Easy wouldn't be bad but godamn I hate the huge difference between Vaggies singing voice and her regular voice
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:49:58 PM
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>>151267072
>>151266941
I'll give it to Alastor, since he tracks with the Tumblr arch-type. But Tumblr fangirls are still a niche, Loona brought on the crowds, again, the sheer amount of fan material cements that. People don't create things that they aren't obsessed with. I'm pretty convinced Loona was an overlooked major lynch pin to the success of the shows.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:50:36 PM
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>>151267152
>>151266946
God damn it, it's going to be a thing isn't it. I keep waffling between "ah it's a bullshit theory" to "oh god, she's definitely going to do the sweet angel x bad boy thing isn't she".
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:51:14 PM
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>>151266962
And you're getting heated about shipping in the gay demon show
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:51:46 PM
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>>151267030
Folding Angel Dust in a dress in half and going to town on his skinny ass.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:52:16 PM
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>>151266939
not really, Vox and Alastor outright hate each other, Vox just also gets off on the torture. that's about as toxic as it gets, the best they could get from a relationship is occasional hate sex while still trying to kill or humiliate each other. Adam and Lute genuinely seemed to mutually like and get along with one another, just Lute's feelings were more intense. it'd still be a little unhealthy of course, Adam is also Lute's superior in their career and Lute's inherent instinct is to serve and enact Adam's will no questions asked. but again, their relationship would just be flawed in that regard, not fuelled by actual hate like Vox and Alastor.
that said, I also just fundamentally disagree with the other anon that toxic = bad. a fictional relationship doesn't have to be healthy to be good, just some form of narratively compelling
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:53:17 PM
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remember when radiodust was the most popular ship
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:53:37 PM
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>>151267044
>>151266946
After season 1 I was convinced that she was going to pull a Beetlejuice at some point (since she loves the movie and the musical) and have their "deal" be something where (after Lucifer is redeemed/out of the way) he asks for charlie's hand in marriage so he can have the title of King in hell
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:53:43 PM
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>>151267039
>>151267004
Enjoy your super Satan aids.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:54:19 PM
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>>151267104
>>151266924
>but he doesn't DO anything interesting, anon.
realistically what can he do aside from call his wife or attempt suicide
>>151267030
I'll just kill myself and respawn with a clean bill of health.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:54:40 PM
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>>151267069
>>151267029
That was actually a semi-popular theory after s1 but I think it's clear now that Alastor would rather eat glass than do that lol
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:55:13 PM
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>>151267065
>>151267039
You don't "respawn", you have to pull yourself back together.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:55:49 PM
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>>151267039
This is some Nurgle/Slaneesh hybrid tier shit here.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:56:36 PM
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>>151267174
>>151267050
I'll wait until the exact mechanics of that are shown and make an informed decision, then.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:56:58 PM
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>>151267082
>>151267044
At this point I'm starting to think his entire plan was just to get out of the fucking hotel by any means possible. He's also having more fun than he had in a decade, probably
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:57:00 PM
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>>151267088
>>151266378
People are so dumb over this reveal. It works thematically, retains stakes, and enriches character and plot possibilities but everyone is choosing to be butthurt and pedantic over powerscaling and "b-but what about THIS loophole!"
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:57:03 PM
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>>151267111
>>151266977
>But Tumblr fangirls are still a niche
While I loathe to say it, you are seriously downplaying the power teen girls and young women have. Also, trying to act like the "normie crowd" is interested in furries is pretty dumb lmao.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:57:48 PM
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>>151267069
it really is like putting a cocaine addict in perma-rehab, no wonder he hates it there
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:58:23 PM
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>>151267908
>>151267071
At least for me I'm disappointed that we didn't get to see Lucifer do more cool shit, but I also agree that it's kind of needed so that Charlie can't always rely on him to fix her problems.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:59:15 PM
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>>151267037
he could stand up to his daughter for once, that would at least be new. otherwise, I see your point, but putting your favorite character in a situation where his only options beyond going home and sulking are - as you said - running to his wife or killing himself, is just a weird move to me
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:59:36 PM
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>>151267072
>trying to act like the "normie crowd" is interested in furries
Zootopia opened that can of worms a while ago, now furry is low-tier mainstream now.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 10:59:55 PM
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>>151267121
>>151266394
Everyone is so mean to him.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:00:38 PM
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>>151267116
>Lilith got to fuck this every night
Lucky bitch
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:00:43 PM
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>>151267154
>>151266175
This full comic is very cute
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:04:32 PM
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>>151267254
>>151266986
>>151266946
>>151266955
It’s all because of the yuri freaks in Viv’s staff that Chaggie is pushed.
>>151267154
>I'M GONNA
VOX NO
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:07:03 PM
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>>151267209
>>151267065
Velvette said it in season 1.
>>151267172
i should just stitch all these together
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:08:39 PM
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It’s all because of Charlie x Vaggie weirdos that Alastor x Emily happened.
Just like when Marceline x PB happened, Finn X Huntress wizard becomes a thing.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:10:06 PM
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>>151267367
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:10:17 PM
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>>151267174
>season 1
Kek, nice one. We're in Vivzieland, anon. Only the most recent episode or tweet is canon.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:10:41 PM
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>>151267236
valentino has somehow become my favourite character
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:12:21 PM
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>>151267380
>>151267216
they babied him alot this season
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:13:50 PM
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>>151266869
They did the same to Martha in HB. She only ever showed attraction to men but suddenly she’s bi and dating Mayberry
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:14:42 PM
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>>151267277
>>151267152
I doubt Viv was pushed to make Chaggie canon over a threat of being canceled, more likely it was several conversations over a span of time once she decided to make Angel gay. He and Vaggie were no longer attached, Charlie needed a straight man (lol) to play off of and just always have someone in her corner so Vaggie got moved over there and then someone just suggested making them a couple. Charlie was probably never going to have a love interest otherwise.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:16:30 PM
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This is a crazy good ship I hope they run with it in the finale.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:17:38 PM
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>>151267254
I didn’t say Viv was threatened by being cancelled. I said that her own staff love their weird yuri so much that it was done in the pilot and finalized into the show.
Am I the only one who finds Val attractive?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:22:00 PM
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Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:22:12 PM
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>>151267308
i used to post in s1 days and there were some femanons who wanted to fuck him
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:23:02 PM
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>>151263361
We need an edit of this but with vox instead
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:24:54 PM
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>>151265009
Thinbloods are shit, removing them from plot relevance is rightful and good.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:28:04 PM
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Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:28:11 PM
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Lute being the oldest looking thing in heaven is really funny
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:28:47 PM
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>>151262107 (OP)
>successfully trains insects to do a little song and dance number
Hey, at least he’s fulfilling his goals without compromising his dignity or falling for comically obvious deceptions. That alone makes him less fraudulent than literally everyone else this season except…Nifty and Zestial. That’s it. That’s literally it.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:29:27 PM
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>>151267382
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:30:53 PM
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>>151267236
>my face when somehow Niffty ends up owning Val
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:31:04 PM
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>>151267424
>>151267367
The Speaker isn't God, she's the Speaker of God. You're basically trying to waifu God's secretary.
>>151263654
Do you think it's all about the performance or is at least some part of Vox genuinely offended and angry at heaven?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:34:05 PM
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>>151267394
He’s obviously doing it for selfish reasons but the exterminations would obviously affect his businesses
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:36:02 PM
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>>151267382
>gods secretary
No wonder shes so fuckable, they always get sexy broads to be secretaries. I wonder if hazbin god canonically taps the speakers cloaca within the show
These posts have me scared, I don’t want Emily and Alastor to be a thing :<
If cherrisnake weren’t a thing I think she and Pentious would be cute together.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:38:24 PM
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>>151267481
>>151267435
It will cause the staff loved dykes this much.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:38:28 PM
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>>151267417
her husband is a 5'1 loser and her daughter is an entitled moron, I'd choose eternal paradise over that family too
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:39:17 PM
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>>151267394
if anything he seems to covet heaven, from his word choice in 'when we get up there'
>>151267435
you're ok, viv will never let any w*men sully her perfect character alastor
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:39:40 PM
No.151267455
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>>151267495
>>151267435
>emily and alastor
Not reading the whole thread, where is this coming from?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:42:18 PM
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>>151267443
Emily and Alastor would be a straight couple??
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:43:10 PM
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>>151267455
This "trust me bro" post from 2 days ago. Other people on reddit etc think that Emily might help him "be better" because she's just so purehearted and I think that sounds retarded too
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:43:27 PM
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>>151267516
>>151267435
it's never gonna happen, anon. beyond just not making much sense, it's absolutely something that would get you called "problematic" by Viv's target audience, as would making a canonically asexual character date anyone. and like that other anon said, Alastor only stops being asexual when it's for yaoi's sake. don't let one schizo's headcanon get you worried, Emily's sheltered ass probably only understands romance from what she's seen in christmas romcoms anyway
>>151266233
This grossed me out. Charlie is too innocent for sex. Vaggie looks like a weirdo
>>151267499
They sure were quick to jump to saying "but he's not AROMANTIC" and Viv said she's "coy" about where his direction is going canonically but that there's some kind of plan there (from a super old stream so take that with a grain of salt)
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:45:10 PM
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>>151267500
>she's only 200 years old, you sick fuck!
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:45:24 PM
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>>151267570
>>151264481
>Vox reprise is vastly superior to lucifer's version
Lucycucks could never
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:45:33 PM
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>>151267649
Pentious is so lucky.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:46:57 PM
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>>151267417
Lilith is Rosie, heaven Lilith is Eve, she was eating an apple
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:47:16 PM
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>>151267516
I was not aware of that detail, but nonetheless, Vivzie would never make one of her favorites date a woman. at worst, Alastor still being interested in romance is just going to lead to something else stupid like him and Vox making up and settling down together
>>151267522
the fact everyone who dislikes Vox Populi seems to just be a butthurt Lucifer fan is really funny to me
>>151267570
People acting like Lucifer hasn't been a dimeless bum since the Fall
Every iteration of the dude is a loser
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:51:50 PM
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>>151267500
No we actually needed explicit confirmation that Charlie fucks, it makes her look a little less like an idiot Disney princess.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:52:23 PM
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>>151267516
Counterpoint, at the end of September Amir did a Q&A where he said that from what Viv told him, in her mind, she thinks of him as aroace.
https://www.tiktok.com/@amirtalai/video/7555665695346789663
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:53:54 PM
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>>151267693
>>151267581
this too! it's so strange to me, like what did they like about him before? it's literally just intentionally dorky loser who can't stand up to his own daughter vs intentionally dorky loser who can't stand up to his own daughter or Vox. him showing up to act tough and then get embarrassed when Vox doesn't care isn't just in character, it's also in line with how the show has always treated him
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:55:26 PM
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>>151267689
After giving it some thought, I think what you're expected to do when watching Hazbin is treat the entire show's overarching plot the same way you'd watch something like Office Space.
You have Sera, who is the head of the HR department, who got her career because of 2 bad incidents involving a male co-worker (Adam) with 2 female employees (Lilith and Eve) and because of how monumental those incidents were they felt Sera was "essential" to her job when right after this she basically did nothing but sit and observe heaven.
Adam (Middle Management) whose job is to look after the worker bees (Exorcist) despite his provenly poor track record. You have Lute, Adam's handler who gives the performance reviews and since Sera is her boss her purpose is to not make the company look bad.
Emily, Peter, Abel (Middle Management) all got their jobs thru nepotism it wasnt what they were good at their jobs were because they knew someone higher up who gave them the job.
Lucifer (Upper Middle Management - different department) 100% a nepotism decision to give a job to someone who doesnt even want it and is basically doing the most half assed job possible actively attempting to get fired
Charlie (Social Media department) her job is to spread good optics of her organization only for people to doubt the authenticity of her sincerity which is why the hotel is in the sorry state that its in.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:56:02 PM
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>>151267525
Is cherri angels fag hag?
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:56:54 PM
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>>151267756
We need more Velvet songs
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:59:12 PM
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>>151267642
Adam was the only one that did anything right in Eden and got himself into the exorcists mainly to try to refulfill a duty he thought he failed in.
Anonymous
11/13/2025, 11:59:23 PM
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>>151267570
>>151267581
>>151267623
For me it's not that deep, I was just excited to see one my favorites get to do something cool and was disappointed over it petering out. I already knew it was going to go badly, I just didn't expect Viv to blueball me like that (and yeah I genuinely like Lucifer's part more than Vox's, but I also really like Vox Dei which was Vox literally stealing Lucifer's lyrics).
After reading what Viv said about Lucifer on bluesky I'm looking at his part differently and realizing that's really not who he is, but also I reserve the right to wish it had been longer and its own proper song. I'm sure Lucifer will have good moments in future seasons anyway.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:01:48 AM
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>>151265149
>I feel like this can only work if Vox gets beat, and Vees talk no jutsu him out of getting himself killed. Otherwise he just exposed that heaven could be beat by some shitter overlord. Literally the reason hell hasn't had an uprising is because they didn't think it was possible.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:01:49 AM
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>>151262107 (OP)
pentious at home
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:04:20 AM
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>>151265610
>angels are strong but just outnumbered
Watch it turn out that literally every angel besides Adam and potentially unnamed archangels are sub overlord
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:04:44 AM
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Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:05:31 AM
No.151267772
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Angel Dust in a red dress next episode.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:06:38 AM
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>>151266305
How did his head change
i think it’s a really odd decision to make lucifer utterly irrelevant in the power scheme of hell
him being absent in the affairs was one thing, i could understand the angle, he’s a seraph surrounded by the worst consequences of his own choices
but making him unable to harm sinners? why did anyone give a slightest shit about him at all then, at any point in time? is it just that he can still affect demons, but not sinners?
weird shit. could’ve been written a different way for sure (vox plays up the angle oppression and then charlie arrives and freaks out about lucifer attacking him)
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:08:56 AM
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>>151266848
The Lucifer canon is going to do the heavy lifting. Though if GOD is actually around somewhere, probably fucking not.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:11:17 AM
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>>151267788
>is it just that he can still affect demons, but not sinners?
Yes, Lucifer is still the most powerful being in Hell. It's not like Sinners are his actual weakness.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:11:35 AM
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>>151267865
>>151264734
I did in the first thread after it dropped, you gotta look back in the archives. (Maybe I should have a special string one can search for to find them...?)
https://mega.nz/folder/NrQxgawa#HqCNpIZ13YP3p5Wgkr8oZg
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:13:01 AM
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>>151267845
oh thank you for doing this anon
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:15:14 AM
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>>151267920
>>151267788
it would be a much less severe punishment if Lucifer could just go out and kill the worldly evils that are supposed to be tormenting him. sinners exist because of his original sin, his punishment is to see the consequence of that and be powerless to stop it. as far as we know, he is both allowed to and capable of shit stomping anything that's not a sinner to maintain his dominance. most sinners don't give a shit about him, that's been established. because even if they don't know he literally can't hurt them, they at least think he's unwilling to, and he certainly hasn't done anything else to earn fear or respect
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:17:04 AM
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>>151267088
He still can and probably will, just not against Sinners. Which would be a boring match up anyways with how strong he is.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:18:07 AM
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>>151267990
I wonder if Adam isn’t interested in staying in Heaven or Hell when he comes back.
>>151267891
how much are the sinners going to fuck with him now they know he can't do shit
he will be their onahole
>>151267920
I hadn't considered that but yeah, Vox just absolutely fucked him by revealing that live on stage lmao. the hotel is about to get stormed by new guests exclusively there to throw garbage at Charlie's dad
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:22:29 AM
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>>151267946
>Lucifer is redeemed early because he gets a whole season of humiliation
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:22:35 AM
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>>151268033
>>151267920
>>151267946
He'll just go back to his tower, Sinners don't negate his powers or anything like that.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:23:30 AM
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>>151268055
>>151267918
why wouldn't he want to go back to heaven? presumably he gets to enjoy all of it's amenities when he's not busy exterminating. of course, he'd probably also be obligated to go back to heaven to make Lute stop sperging out before she kills someone
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:26:14 AM
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>>151267946
>I died in a duck attack, you bastard!
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:27:01 AM
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>>151267920
They'd have to get the jump on him and have means to hold him which wouldn't be easy. I guess Vox is about to model a method, though.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:27:34 AM
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>>151268042
>>151267972
this is true, but I also feel like that would just lead to Charlie being all "what the fuck, dad!? you're abandoning me and my cause!?" until he'd suck it up and crawl back to the hotel. until he actually calls out her entitlement on screen, I'm going to assume he's as powerless against her whims even moreso than he is against the sinners
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:28:22 AM
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>>151268097
>>151268033
Charlie's kind of out of touch but she's not that far gone
>>151267990
I feel like Adam would just be happier in Hell. Like, everything he does kinda implies this.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:32:43 AM
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>>151268144
>>151268055
adam's a hedonistic fuck, but i think he gets most of his enjoyment being a high and mighty moral paragon. which you can't exactly do if you've been sent to hell
>>151268055
The only thing he liked about Hell was their music. He was happy in Heaven since he could play in his band, fuck groupies, and eat and drink whatever he wanted with no problem. He even said they don't have hard days in Heaven. Why would be want to be in Hell.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:33:41 AM
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>>151268042
I don't know, she really did seem that way these last few episodes. I can't remember an occasion this season where she really gave much thought to someone else's feelings in the face of her own wants. she certainly apologised for almost murdering Husk and Angel, but that didn't make her think twice about the idea in the first place. same goes for her bitching out Lucifer and Vaggie, she apologised for it but lashing out and worrying about making up for the consequences later is starting to seem like her default
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:37:31 AM
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>>151268274
>>151264050
You think they'll kill Vox and redeem Valentino? It seems like an insane switch up but it would be ballsy. Hell, I've seen fans start pinning Valentino's abuse of Angel on Vox, which is typical fandom but I can't discount it as the intent.
Imagine if it was out of spite for all the hate they got over Valentino.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:38:27 AM
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>>151268201
>>151268088
Adam wouldn’t be involved with security and war if he was hedonistic.
Abel actually is hedonistic to a horrifying degree.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:41:38 AM
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>>151266184
To be fair, subdued can refer to anything from killed off to getting talked down.
It's actually weird that they use that word and not just 'defeated', but it could just be to avoid indicating in any direction.
>>151268144
Adam committed every deadly sin in the first scene he showed up.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:44:43 AM
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>>151268090
We don’t really see what Adam actually does in his life.
A lot of his talks make him seem like he’s the biggest rock star in Heaven, but he walks around the place as a bored fat man with Lute being the parrot on his shoulder. Being one of the only people in heaven that acts disinterested in its pleasures.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:45:24 AM
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>>151264359
The hell average joe's perspective is
>We want revenge on Heaven for the exterminations
>We can hurt them with their own weapons, let's take paradise for ourselves.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:47:01 AM
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>>151268274
>>151267570
it just highlights how underwritten vox and his scheme is and also sounds really generic
>>151268133
i hope they'll do a thing similar to astarion/cazador in bg3, where valentino used to be disempowered just like angel but clawed his way up to become an overlord. and angel could easily follow in his footsteps if he doesn't watch himself.
>>151268254
he means the song, genuis
>>151267570
I don't like it because Vox's singing annoys me. He's in virtually every song this season.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:48:49 AM
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>>151268201
was he particularly greedy in that scene? he displayed wrath, lust, gluttony, pride and envy for sure, and you could argue sloth too with him refusing to actually visit hell (though I feel that was just more pride). 5/6 obviously still proves your point, but nonetheless
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:50:35 AM
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>>151268277
I mean, I personally disagree, but at the very least I can respect that as a matter of opinion and not just "my favorite got BTFO'd :("
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:50:50 AM
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>>151268274
>he means the song, genuis
i was referring to the song
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:51:07 AM
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>>151268201
The only thing I could say is a sin is the story he had about the drummer and virtue chick, but we don’t even know if it’s true or not.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:52:09 AM
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>>151268322
>Make a new one my child
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:53:11 AM
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>>151268341
>>151268277
Must suck to be a Vox hater this season.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:53:42 AM
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>>151268274
I'm doing a let's play of Baldur's Gate 3 right now and I was really surprised no one has done fanart of Angel Dust in Astarion's outfit given that they're so similar.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:53:48 AM
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>>151268322
Thread
Make a new thread or she will suck your pp at night
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:53:55 AM
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>>151268329
He quickly became one of my favorite characters this season
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:53:58 AM
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>>151268394
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 12:58:42 AM
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>>151268440
>>151268344
Hard choice. Do I want to french kiss sera more? Or speaker?
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:01:55 AM
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>>151268464
>>151268394
Speaker has a beak
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:03:48 AM
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>>151268440
Not going to stop me
>>151267570
Look man, Vox has most of the songs and the one Lucifer finally sings is actually another Vox focus number. Give us a break.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:07:24 AM
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>>151268660
>>151268477
okay, that one is a pretty fair complaint. three Vox focused songs, not just in one episode but in a row, was ridiculous regardless of how good they were
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:10:58 AM
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>>151266368
Honestly I like the idea that it Vox was a televangelist, he really did think he was going to get into heaven and waking up in hell was enough of a bitch slap to make him re-evaluate.
Not to be a better person, mostly rejecting spiritualism in his pursuit to power, but maybe also he figured that maybe he didn't have to be alone at the top.
This is all him backsliding to his living days.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:13:10 AM
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>>151268477
Nobody seemed to mind when Alastor interrupted his last song.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:16:58 AM
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>>151268655
>>151262107 (OP)
I feel like people are missing the point of him. He's clearly meant to make us think he's the spy for Vox but it's actually Angel.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:17:56 AM
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Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:18:34 AM
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>>151268678
>>151268626
shit i think you're right
that would have worked a hell of a lot better if there'd been a scene of charlie or vaggie going 'how the fuck did vox know that'
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:19:02 AM
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>>151268508
Pretty sure that's the point. He's slowly taking over hell and the show.
>>151268090
So does that mean Emily only showed Pentious the parts she likes, and there are areas that aren't for absolute weenies?
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:19:23 AM
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>>151262996
The same reason as every HH character: so he can maybe do something a season later.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:19:52 AM
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>>151265363
>>151265387
>lucifer can't kill sinners as his punishment for being in hell
>angel dust has been brainwashed by vox from the very beginning, leaked the above info to vox
>vox uses this to bait lucifer into sperging out at his rally
>charlie gets pissed at her dad for trying to stop vox, kicks him out the hotel
>vox tricks lucifer into showing up into a discreet location where he's then trapped and used to power his death ray
>lute does nothing all season
>no one dies in the finale and the only thing of consequence that really happens is angel leaving the hotel after realizing he can't trust himself
>vox tricks angel into showing up for a sex work gig, attacks him and reveals he's been brainwashing him in secret. he then has angel go on tv and denounce the hotel. the crew assumes angel's being controlled so they're not mad at him, which makes him leaving at the end all the more frustrating.
Haven't seen anything about Vox willingly stepping down the invasion for the Vees unless this is it
>Actual leak as well: The final episode has an it starts with sorry but its vox singing it a reprise
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:20:12 AM
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>>151268655
Blame crap writing
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:20:51 AM
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>>151268738
>>151262107 (OP)
I prefer the snake guy
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:21:32 AM
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>>151268733
>>151264050
He actually does take over Heaven but loses the ability to hypnotize and zap people, reducing him to an eternity of meetings and committees.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:23:09 AM
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>>151268759
>>151268661
Definitely. I don't think things like bags of sugar and a ball pit is enough to keep someone like Adam happy. And Emily unironically thought a gift basket is enough to win people in Hell over.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:23:46 AM
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>>151268703
>Vox's ultimate fate is an eternity of having to wrangle Emily, Abel and every other heavenly dipshit
holy shit, please just kill the poor man
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:23:54 AM
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>>151268691
No fuck him, Baxter is better. Niffty thinks so.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:25:44 AM
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>>151268727
>ball pits
I just realized hazbin heaven is just dashcon
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:26:53 AM
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>>151268661
Sera evidently shelters the FUCK out of Emily, I can believe that there's a separate heavenly city of more adult but not outright sinful pleasures that she's just not informed about so never mentions
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:34:01 AM
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>>151268944
I wonder if Adam actually made up how awesome his life is to Charlie because he knows she can’t see what’s going on in heaven.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:35:08 AM
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>>151264622
>Does this make Val Himmler and Vette Eva Braun
the other way around
Vette is Himmler and Val is Eva
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:37:00 AM
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>>151269017
>>151268893
It's very likely he exaggerated, especially him casually hooking up with groupies. I think he was a decently renowned rocker though, since he had all those framed albums and guitars.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:41:15 AM
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>>151269220
>>151268944
Despite Adam talking about sex a lot, he doesn’t even perform the display of oral sex correctly. The big joke I think is coming is that ever since he’s been in Heaven, he’s been a virgin by choice. And Lute is one of the few women he’s been heavily associated with by choice.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:52:26 AM
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>>151265845
Didn't the show make a huge point about how they're not sure what behavior exactly makes one a sinner or a winner?
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:55:04 AM
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>>151266233
I get that it was originally intended as a youtube series, but why have they completely avoided nudity outside of male shirtlessness and censored dildos?
Seems so weird to have all the swearing and violence but no sex. Not even a tasteful bath scene.
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:55:20 AM
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>>151269017
>virgin by choice
>choose to associate with the woman who craves your dick the most
Why did Adam do it?
Anonymous
11/14/2025, 1:55:36 AM
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>>151265845
if irl hell is anything like HH hell there will be an entire class of faceless green sinner in suits