Thread 11287519

To the most obscene extreme sickening degree if possible

>>11287523
How wildly wasteful
Think of all the water, minerals, and vitamins in those bags! Think of the plastic waste she is producing. All of that in one night!! A horrid waste of food, water, and resources!
All that semen could have gone directly into the bellies of hungry sluts or needy wombs, no condoms required, and it would have felt much better than simple masterbation anyway!

In porn, excessive cum production at high enough pressures should be treated as a resource, not a burden. Males/futas that cum in sufficient amounts and at sufficient pressures could be used as an alternative way to spin turbines and generate electricity, while producing large amounts of biological waste (the semen itself), but no nuclear waste and very little CO2 or air pollution.

>>11287547
Interesting concept! You could definitely use all the ejaculate in the same function as water-based energy storage (wind turbines/solar panels use excess energy to power a pump that fills a reservoir in a high up place, then at night, the water is released down a chute which spins a turbine, providing power. Except in this scenario, you just make the girls cum from the top of a hill or building.) I wonder if semen could also be used as an adhesive, for skin treatments, or serve other functions as well

>>11287561
Interesting. I hadn't even thought of using a dam full of semen. I was thinking instead of it being like how thermal power stations (fossil fuels, biomass, nuclear, solar thermal, etc.) use high-pressure steam, a male or futa that cums hard enough and in sufficient quantities could directly spin a turbine with the force of their ejaculation. Load following could be achieved by increasing and decreasing stimulation.

>>11287561
There has to be a small offshoot about 10ftx10ft that I can be strapped in to somehow with my eyes and mouth wide open and let it all run past me

>>11287576
Relying on their bodies to ejaculate at a consistent speed is demanding consistency from bodies, which never happens. Add to that any amount of heat to all that semen is bound to make a smell so foul it'd be an environmental hazard in itself
>>11287585
Kek, you could pay to slide down the chute after the turbine, or pay to be at the bottom of the chute, after it's been slowed to slow down to safe speeds

There is also the issue of keeping it fresh long enough that it doesn't crust up and render the entire process grinding to a halt before a wall of congealed man sludge.

>>11287636
Maybe the reservoir is airtight? The futas stuck their dicks into a membrane that forms around their cock, but allows them to cum into the reservoir

>>11287636
>>11287643
After something like 30 minutes, semen will naturally seperate into waters and "solids"
>captcha
It has a sense of humor

>>11287646
Lul

>>11287524
>>11287525
>>11287526
shitting dicks

>>11287646
It could be constantly churned, although that will definitely affect efficiency

>>11287666
Why do that though? If the solids fall out of mixture, then the waters don't crust

>>11287611
>Relying on their bodies to ejaculate at a consistent speed is demanding consistency from bodies, which never happens.
It's still hot to imagine males/futas cumming that hard and that much. It's a fantasy scenario anyway. Solar and wind are intermittent.
>Add to that any amount of heat to all that semen is bound to make a smell so foul it'd be an environmental hazard in itself
That's why I mentioned biological waste.

>>11287848
The semen should be put towards something useful! Not just wasted after providing kinetic energy!

>>11287880
It can used as cement paste to connect bricks and build a house!

>>11287891
I don't want to live in a house where the very bricks reek of rotten nut.

>>11288070
Cum probably doesn't make very good mortar or cement anyway.

>>11288072
Maybe a replacement for mayonnaise, perhaps?

>>11288077
Checked
The solution is obvious
Brotien shakes

>wind14 posting as many stories in a month as he normally would in a year
>a bunch of god-tier artists for this fetish like Gomu, Uyorr, etc are fucking dead

Nice to see some of the oldfags are still going. It feels like content creators in this niche are dying off faster than they're being generated.

>>11287519 (OP)
This pic always reminds me of that anon asking for help finding it and someone just redrawing it based on his description

I missed this thread like you wouldn't believe. I thought the "Absurd amounts of cum" threads got cannibalized by "Thick cum logs" posters and we'd never see it again.

>>11288129
How do teens have bigger dick than me?

>Futa that ejaculates at a normal volume, but for a long time.
or
>Futa that ejaculates multiple gallons in a short but intense orgasm
Which would you rather see?

>>11289992
Both. Massive load in every minute, constantly and endlessly.

>>11290165
I can definitely see the appeal.

>>11289992
Both, but separately. Two friends jerkin it together. One cums an entire bathtub-load at once, then puts on her clothes and walks off. Meanwhile her friend is mad that she's stuck there for the next hour filling three dozen condoms

>>11288129
sauce?

anyone have an archive of the stories that got lost?

>>11292207
Now this one's fantastic.

>>11293101
God I hope so.

>>11292207
i want cum rains created by a futa goddess masturbation sessions.

Not enough males in the thread.

>>11295735
Never is, cause /d/ is the futafag board so futafags are always the prevailing content posters, outside of explicitly female or male threads (girls worried about their growing breasts or femboy threads).
I have nothing against them personally though.

>>11295735
>>11296481
Yeah, I like futa as much as the next guy, if not more so, but male stuff (both M/F, and M/M) is criminally underrepresented. We need girls completely unable to handle their boyfriend's load, male office workers having to fill the supply room wash basin so they can make it through an all-day meeting with their female coworkers, and embarrassed college guys trying to convince their roommates to help them carry out armloads of gallon-size condoms.

>>11297133
Does "cute boy who cums constantly 24/7" count for your tastes?

>>11297149
Sure does. I just wish there was more content of him, other than the three or so pics I've seen.

>>11297152
Do you think he inherited it from his dad?

>>11297175
Maybe dad with hyper cum, mom with endless orgasm. Has a sibling who's completely normal.

>>11297149
How much water do you think he needs to drink?
And does he even pee, or has his seminal vesicles merged with his bladder/kidneys to produce only semen?

>>11300157
I imagine hyper characters just have bodies that inherently begin violating physics and exist in an extra dimension compared to other humans somehow that facilitates this, taking in only regular amounts of energy and producing only cum and milk in physically impossible amounts that only intensify
When they have to go to the bathroom it's specifically to let out a white, sticky torrent that'll absolutely flood the place if there isn't a proper outlet pipe to transfer it all to a special storage facility

>>11300157
>>11300242
I kinda imagine the sertoli cells in the testicles are swapped with the same glandular tissue in the seminal vesicles and prostate, but uniquely they can grow from hormones and nutrients present in high volumes of cum. You know a hyper futa is planning something when they up their nutrition

>>11302659
source?

>>11303246
It's from @KT80AT

>>11303333
Are these sets fully translated somewhere, or was this a one-off?

>>11304464
kuso_yaroo on rule34.xxx it's fully translated

bump

>>11308634
some teterun-class landscaping, but pretty.

Live, goddamnit.

>was just writing something involving an adventurer committing the classic roguelike blunder of drinking all the unIDd potions trying to find the healing one and coming out of it a fat-assed loli with fat cock and balls, who ends tripping a trap that causes her to endlessly cum, flooding the dungeon levels below her, killing monsters and bosses in the ensuing flood and causing her to cum even harder with every level up due to a cursed item she picked up early on
>notepad decides to crash and loses the whole thing
I'm sad now.

otik

>>11310764
>Balls so apocalyptically productive and a cock pumping out semen with so much force it against its owner's will that the orgasm shatters the reality you live in and sends its creator into despair
Hot

>>11311121
Stop uploading low quality images. You're doing it all over the board.

bump

New wind14 is peak (as usual).
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66661204

>>11293101
There's an old archive floating around, I went back and found the link. You also get a free Rayman OST.
https://files.catbox.moe/5y3tbi.zip

>>11315084
Love the similarity with Elle's First Yoga Class

>>11315107
yeh, Elle's First Yoga Class has always been my fav of his works

https://exhentai.org/g/2259909/277a584f9c/
bathtub setting makes this fetish a lot hotter

>>11321679
Can you at least give the title?

>>11322995
Doko ni Demo iru Goku Futsuu-souna Joshi

Love it when futas cum literal gallons, their faces in an ahegao as they are overwhelmed by the sensations of cumming as hard as they can. What I would give to be one's boyfriend and plap her ass/pussy while she cums her brains out and floods the room...

>>11319101
fucking hell, Mura can deliver
has anyone made a compilation of this series? i think i'm missing a few releases

>>11323240
Dear diary, today I saw a penis made out of cum ejaculating more cum, and found myself in a metaphysical quandary.

>>11324243
As far as retardedly big hyperfag artists go I prefer Teterun because I'm not into vore.

>>11324247
>creating cum stands so they can cum out even more of your cum.

>>11323240
>>11324454
What would her stand's name be

>>11324478
Cum as you are

Live damn you!

>>11324478
cum on feel the noise

why is he like this

>>11324449
i dont think I've seen that character before, which Teterun doujin is this?

>>11331553
I have no idea but it's so absurd I can't look away.

>>11331938
Super Cock Showdown Maratian Kingdom Edition.

It's starting to look like only a pool worth to me. We need epic background superfar away vast resevoirs filled with creamy cinnabon frosting cum. And the sky with sublimating cum vapors and vorls with lightning conducting organic pressure.

But because its going in the bathtub what if its the haunted whole universe bathtub

>>11334585
>>11334586
What the actual fuck is this shit.

>>11334648
AI shit with "solid semen" probably.

>>11334771
New hideri post just dropped WOOOO

>>11334585
>>11334586
>>11334738
Reminds me of a story I read a long time ago about a construction company staffed by futas who used their cum as a stronger alternative to concrete

Wish I could remember what it was called

>>11334793
I really whished he posted more

>>11334985
Where do you get his posts from? Not updated on pixiv

>>11337924
He posts on his twitter @hideri600

this might not be the board to ask this, but i'm looking for a comic i've seen long ago

>gayshit impact amber, and her bunny doll
>there's a dragon that becomes sealed but the doll gets lost within his cave or wtv
>the doll transmits everything its done to it to amber
>dragon has tons of sex with the doll and amber gets royally cumflated after having an already blimp sized gut from just taking the dick
>she moans in pleasure and pain so much everyone else seals her away too

again, my bad for going against the board's rules, but if anyone has any idea regarding this it'd be much appreciated

dont die