Thread 11343697

Thread for the horse ladies

>>11344268
If anyone happens to have more yuri that might be cool

Foun't some

>>11344323
I do, but it'll be a bit, computer with it died and I need to pull the drive. Not that there's much at all in general.

>>11345785
anything that might be good>nothing at all

Horse pussy

>>11343714
This artist's nice.

>>11349522
"nice"? How so?

>>11349700
He draws thing I like.

>>11344049
I wish I was born in the timeline where Umamusume was about centaur girls. A game where you could train your own race-taur and root for her victory on the track would be a dream come true.

>>11349983
I also wish to live in this world

>>11350516
>Racehorses
>Packhorses
>Drafthorses
>Warhorses
I really love the idea of a centaur girls job being some mirror to IRL horse jobs, and getting to meet and eventually woo them through that avenue.

>>11349983
Seems like a missed opportunity.

>>11350670
>You have Umamusumes! What were you thinking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyZK8k4gzyg

When you think about it the centaur is truly the ass mans choice of monstergirl. While at first it may seem off-putting to lust after horse ass, that changes once you realize how it exemplifies the appeal of big butts. Due to their body plan, a centaurs ass is physically distant from their hands and eyes. This means that they're more vulnerable to being groped or having their butt bump into things. It's like having all the disadvantages of a big butt multiplied by ten, and that's not even counting a horse ass by itself being huge already. While your immediate first thought may be concerns over getting kicked, consider that the centauress isn't an instinctual beast but a sentient person that has to conform to social norms. Horse kicks can cause serious damage, so somebody in control of their own actions would face serious legal repercussions for kicking others just for being behind them. You could freely grope a centaur ass and they'd be powerless to stop you, as retaliating would immediately make you look like the victim. They could try to audibly call you out, but it would never work since you can simply respond by saying it was an accident caused by their huge body. If needed you could even attack their self consciousness by lauding them for implying you'd ever be attracted to "disgusting" horse genitalia. A centaur girl on a crowded train car simply has no reliable response to a horny man coming up behind them and molesting their enormous horse butt. They are hand crafted for anons who want nothing more but to toy with a cute girls ass.

Sigh...
This is my fetish

>>11353250
Is this the /d/ version of that /tg/ pasta?

>>11353250
As long as it's not the kind of "ass man" who's more interested in obesity than anything else.

>>11343701
I would eat her out so bad

>>11354106
>As long as it's not the kind of "ass man" who's more interested in obesity than anything else.
The best part about centaurs is that they can have massive asses without needing to be obese/having unnatural bubble butts. I mean, have you ever seen a horse with a flat ass?

Wasn't sure if this belonged in the horsecock futa instead, but heres a doujin about a futa centaur fucking some woman to death with her oversized cock but she get revived by a magic ring
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/128782842
No idea what it says, because it's in Korean, but still interesting

>>11354149
They mostly look big to us because horses are big, that doesn't mean their asses are big. That doesn't stop bad artists from making them bigger than they should be, of course.

>>11357531
I like them because they can crush my ribcage backing up and I can use my arm
You can say that they are big

it is very bad that this is normal to me. i'm going to accidentally reveal this to friends or family at some point and immediately perish of shame

>>11357854
If you've degenerated to the point you're generating AI slop to fill the hole in your soul; You need to stop, and take care of a flower for a couple of weeks.

>>11357854
I mean I was genning futas cumming solid cum for a while but just got bored of it

>>11357531
Proportionally, a horse ass is always gonna be bigger than the human ass a centaur would theoretically have if you gave them a human lower half. Unless you oversized the human half.

Which way?

Wanna ride?

>>11359201
Strap in

>>11358937
>A "flat" centaur who is lacking in the chest department because all her growth went downstairs to her udders.
Man this is a hot concept, I gotta find more of it.

>>11357531
So... I guess she has a vagina in the front?

>>11359739
No?

Good thread

>>11360275
why is she smol

>>11360618
I forgor

>>11358937
both because it's fun to see both mammary types being oversized.

>>11360816
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uii_52La4lU

>Find centaur vtuber.
>Not really a /vt/fag so I just check out the art of her.
>Doesn't seem to have any rule 34, art is all pretty modest.
>But in some art her avatar has full blown horse udders hanging out in the wind.
Is centaur exhibitionism a thing? This feels lewd as fuck yet nobody acknowledges it.

>>11359202

I mean...she's being very sweet about it

>>11373437
The belt's padded with fur. That's how you know she cares for her cocksleeves.

>>11374279
I want to lick her horse-chest-pussy

>>11375199
MATING PRESS THE HORSE PUSSY

I read a doujin a little while back that I cannot find again for the life of me, but hey look a centaur thread!

The plot was featuring some kind of trainee vet/doctor who specialized in treating monster girls. His teacher was a different kind of Monster girl that he'd fucked in a previous chapter. Anyway, in this chapter a teenage centaur girl comes in and he has to masturbate her to help her, but ends up fucking her. Please tell me somebody has read this and knows what it's called, it was insanely hot and was what got me interested in horse girl pussy.

I have to confess, I don't think I actually love Centuars. I only love Cerea.

>>11375199
Those front legs make no fucking sense because its clearly traced human porn. Although unintentional, the idea of mini-horse/ponytaur/housetaurs is a cute idea. Assuming thats an average height man, her standing on all fours is probably the height of a medium breed dog. You could take them outside in the back seat instead of a fucking truck and trailer.

>>11371057
Cute

aight, that ought to prolong the thread for a while

>>11375563
https://hentairead.com/hentai/ajin-iryou-sougou-center-e-youkoso-2/
I think this was the one you were thinking of

>>11357911
>>11357913

That's been me the past two years and my fetishes just keep getting ever more extreme

Horse... pussy

>>11376657
YES, THANK YOU!

World needs more centaur... And ponytaur... And giraffetaur... zebrataur... donkeytaur... minotaurtaur...

>>11376812
cow and goattaurs so i could molest their udders

>>11377306
>>11377305
>>11377304
>>11377302
Lick all

>>11375591
I like daily life with Centuars manga

Puss horsey

Ka4wv

>>11379852
Kek

>>11381007
>Elegant horse
I want to fuck her raw until her eyes rolls into her head and she makes animal noises

https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/28677328
Found something that I bet a lot of people here would probably like if not already known, centaur futa x brave/horny human.

>>11386264
Nice

>>11386264
>>11386432
Horse ribs are so hot

Guys, where is Fire Emblem Shadows Lyn in this thread?

>art of human women being fertilized by futa centaurs a diamond dozen
>absolutely none of them ever show the rest of the pregnancy or birth

why?

>>11389148
The boring answer is that Futa/Male Centaur X Human female makes a Human while Human male X Centaur makes a Centaur

>>11390372
luv deers

>>11391521
>>11390372
No pussy?

>>11393620
Their cute little tails distract the eye and make it so the brain simply does register the doessy.

>>11393702
The only creature that has built-in handles for tying them up for public use. The increased stamina is just further use evidence that they were created to be used and abused and left broken and wrecked. Do your bit. Rail your local centaur.

>>11394148
>public use
Absolutely disgusting. A centaur is not for running a train on, she's for the exclusive use of her fated master.

>>11394516
>Hoof arms
If you're going to make the arms useless you may as well make remove the arms to give it the horse neck silhouette.

>>11395154
NTA but I thought those were gloves since they lack the fur on the legs. Hoof gloves would be a fashionable way to gimp your centaur and make her feel even more like a horse by replacing her hands with useless hooves.

Is there any good written smut with centaurs? Preferably with human males? The few stories I've seen all seem to magic the centaur into a normal human for the sex scenes, which is disappointing as fuck.

>>11398105
So... there's a weird publishing rule about this.
Most Centaur smut does this because a human having sex with the horse half would be considered bestiality.

>>11398105
"Sleipnir Weapons and Tactics" and "A Horse of Her Own" by Syntaxerror37 are in the ballpark. Chapter 2 of SWAT probably has something, though I think the centaur is a futa both stories in case that bothers you.

>>11393702
>>11395457
there's something about doe tails that really does something for me. not only are they cute I think it kind of accentuates their holes by putting them in the center of the two buttcheeks and the tail. it sort of guides your eyes. I don't know, it's hard to pinpoint exactly what it is.

>>11398261
While that's sounds like a fucking retarded rule, I see the same problem on AO3, which hosts stories of actual dog-fucking. So it seems it is a tiny niche even for fic-writers, which I can't really understand.

>>11398300
Futas are fine. Thanks for the suggestion!

>>11398476
Deer are the quintessential prey animal, and their tail tufts are their most iconic trait outside of their antlers. Mainly because the tail serves an important purpose IRL as a warning signal to other deer when a predator is spotted. Sex already has a lot of thematic parallels with predator/prey relationships (Sayings like "Men are wolves" or "Sexual predators", etc) so putting the iconic feature of a prey animal on a cute girls rump probably tickles the lizard brain in you that just wants to catch her, pin her down, and ravage her to your hearts content.

>>11398476
that tiny udder is adorable but i also want to see them explode in size

>>11353290
Horse full package.

>>11405035
If you're gonna post Umashit in the centaur thread at least post Uma centaurs.

Centaurides have strange customs.

>>11400137
This is extremely cute. Why aren't there more centaur girls in regular fantasy anime/manga/games, it doesn't make any sense...

>>11406298
>Why aren't there more centaur girls in regular fantasy anime/manga/games
Horses are harder to animate and a character with a non-humanoid body is harder to fit into stories that aren't specifically designed to accommodate them. But most importantly it's probably because genuine horse pussy is a massive normalfag filter. Umamusume is the best example of this. Even though the setting would've been perfect for a centaur focus, all the girls were given safe designs where they only have horse ears/tails instead. And to be frank, it worked, Uma's went mainstream since they appealed to a broader general audience. I think centaurs, and monstergirls in general, have a problem where they sit in the middle too much. Can't appeal to people who want tame human-like designs, but also not considered beastial enough for the full furry crowd.

>>11386264
>https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/28677328
What a great art style is great, I hope these would be translated.
Futa centauress x female human is the best pairing.

>>11406298
A combination fair maiden and noble steed is far too powerful for any conventional protagbowl. For the sake of the fantasy harem ecosystem Centaurettes have been banned to Ubers.

>>11344268
I need this, but without the bondage
girls washing and massaging a centaur because they can't reach their horse lady parts
"centaurdom"?

No, even better, Centaurdom KHANATE

>Typical Generic Fantasy World
>Humans Orcs Elves Dwarves you know the drill
>Equally typical fantasy continent
>Not!Africa desert and hell jungle to the south
>Ocean to the west
>Fuck you levels of cold to the north past the obligate not!Vikings
>Endless steppe to the east, absolutely worthless even for farming so nobody bothers going there

>One day, Not!Mongol Centaurs flood from the eastern steppe.
>They conquer EVERYTHING
>All submit to Centaurdom
>If you are lucky (or unlucky, knowing us degenerates), you are just a citizen

>If you are unlucky (or lucky, knowing us degenerates), you are a slave.
>There are many slaves
>Slaves for licking hooves clean
>Slaves for licking other places until they are not so clean anymore
>Naughty slaves get to be a manure bag for a while, the most dreaded position (Pic rel)

>>11406916
>>11358801
I only got guy washing and massaging a centaur

>>11408011
Brushie brushie

what uma musume should have been

I need centaurs to break my mind with their mare cunts.