[Roll number from 0-9]. The height of your pleasant, devoted, peak-muscle-toned-but-ultra-curvy-hourglass rascal adjusts such that she's now (roll / 2) heads taller than you. (If you didn't have such rascal before: you now have two.) Ideological clashes occur between those men who prefer different outcome ratios: roll two more times to choose 1 height outcome to ally with and 1 to oppose as your rival. If one of the factions is the same faction as your original one: Increase your number of girlfriends by 1, then roll again; all girls into you have +30% more energy and reduced need for sleep.
TLDR: [last digit of your post / 2 ] = number of heads your girlfriend is taller than (you); proceed to imagine.
