Anyone know of a good cheap sling bag I can buy? Just to carry everyday items and hopefully waterproof.

$30 or less because everyone is poor in this economy lol

>everyone is poor in this economy

only a Biden/Harris voter would say that.

Get him boys.

>>18452823
migatards sound so cringe

why do you talk like a 90s middle school bully lmao

economy has not improved or even got worse under trump objectively even emperor orange admits it

>>18452834

>why do you talk like a 90s middle school bully
thats the joke

>economy has not improved or got worse
then why is the stock market at an all time high, trillions of dollars are being invested into USA by mideast gulf states, and new trade deals are being made globally to the benefit of the USA?

>>18452844
>complete brainlet

>stock market at an all time high
says who? fox? lmao. even then stock markets mean little to nothing to the average guy. 90% of americans are getting shit on. but sure trumps buddies getting rich through insider trading is cool though. moron.

>muh deals
he's just refreshing deals we already had. some even written up during biden. we've lost more with his tariff nonsense.

>>18452844
>>18452850
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-decries-bidens-stock-market-after-capping-worst-100-day-market-performance-in-decades-143116735.html

oh would you look at that. the miga was lying all along

>>18452851
>>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-decries-bidens-stock-market-after-capping-worst-100-day-market-performance-in-decades-143116735.html


>april 30th

this article is a month old you lying democrat. the world reacted violently to the tariffs but that has clearly worked out to the benefit of the USA

you can simply look at the s&p 500

>pre election nov 5: 5782
>trump elected nov 6 s&p = 5929.04
>today = 5912.17

just look at the charts i'm not lying to you.

>>18452850
biden didn't write shit, all he wrote were blank checks to ukraine and jizzreal

>>18452867
>all time high
>no change from 2024
>has to move goalposts to s&p

you're still a retard

>>18452868
trump is still writing blank checks to Israel

>>18452877
stock market is basically s&p you nitwit. It is perhaps one of the most normie index funds to invest in.

>trump is still writing blank checks
You lost me there. If they are blank checks, why is there writing involved? If the checks are blank that is.
The point I am trying to lead to is that biden basically gave them 100 billion in 2 years while acting like a total bitch, and trump so far has given them 10 billion. Biden also nearly ruined relations with Saudi arabia, and Trump has secured basically a Trillion dollars from them.

>>18452892
Whatever. You're acting like he shit gold when we're at 2024 levels at best lmao. Stop simping for your edaddy bro.

>>18452895
its not so much i am simping for him, as i never voted for him, and am an ex democrat living in CA. I am moreso trying to wake people up to the utter failure that is the democratic party and the lies they spread.

uniqlo

>>18452897
you're not fooling anyone lol

>>18452775 (OP)
Waterfly, I swear by their "Utility Lifestyle Waist Bag". It's a fuckin' suitcase you can wear. At one time you can store
>phone
>wallet
>10,000mAh power bank
>earbuds
>shitty disposable vape
>USB-C cable
>medicine (pill bottle, inhaler, etc)
>an entire Jimmy John's meal (8 inch sandwich and chips)
And not feel like a weight is tied to your chest

>>18452775 (OP)
Actually own picrel but its smaller than it looks on all the chink / manlet models. still my go-to but i wish there was like a 20% bigger version of this
I have a few mystery ranch hip packs (they are actually cheap) and those are great but pretty fucking chunky. more of a bag than a little neck purse.

>>18452957
the dude in the pic is white

>>18452959
You’re post ends in number 59

Sling bags/waist packs/hip pack or whatever are all cringe, fanny packs (the same thing) are based and you wear them on the front on your hips so you don't look like an insecure dweeb trying to pretend you aren't wearing a fanny pack.

$10 generic lululemon style one from amazon

>>18452775 (OP)
hi hello your local uniqlo shill here
https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/products/E473474-000/00?colorDisplayCode=01

These never look good. It'll be a fine day when the fad dies.

>>18452989
N

>>18452968
>>18453038
you're so bland. what are you even doing on a fashion board. even a sling bag is enough to drive you into a incel rage lol

>>18453038
looks good on fixie bike riders

>>18453038
It won't die because the utility of having one supercedes your faggy trendchasing sensibilities

>>18452844
>then why is the stock market at an all time high
actual retard, the S&P500 dropped over 20% because of the annoying orange and still hasn't fully recovered

get a bit of fabric, fold it into an envelope, and sew it so that the only opening is in the middle.

if you can't sew then just get a pillowcase that opens from the middle instead of the end

>>18454903
womp womp, you can blame the volatility on paper handed democrats. We are up for the quarter, and if we end June with S&P greater than 5600, we are officially crisis averted in terms of a recession. you stupid democrats are just poor and waste your money on abortions and therapy.

>>18454908
>nonstop copium and lying

you fucked this country kill yourself

>>18455027
do you, as a democrat, feel proud when you try to use fear mongering and unprovable grandiose statements to try to get people to rally behind your cause? Was that a woke and socially just response that you gave me?

In case your liberal arts educated mind can't read between the lines. How exactly has this country become fucked as a result of Trump becoming office? Why do you think it is fine to tell people who are providing facts and evidence to support their claim to go kill themselves?

>>18455629
>all this projection

You're the Karen platform. All your actions are dictated by fear and hate. Fuck off

>>18452775 (OP)
Muji has some really cheap ones, but idk if that store is in your country.

>>18455641
How have I used fear and hate to prove my point? Are the S&P numbers scary for you? Or did I hurt your little democrat feelings

>>18453047
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>>18455950
You've been absolutely demolished by facts already. You shit up this country and economy. Stop embarrassing yourself.

>>18452775 (OP)
get a messenger bag sling bags are for fags

>>18458873
backpack > messenger

>>18458873
>>18458891
Im looking for something small but stylish to carry the following :
>phone
>wallet
>keys
>a ball for my dog
>knife
>cigarettes and lighter
Im not taking a full on backpack or a messenger bag to go out in the city or to walk my dog
Any ideas ?

>>18458891
Backpacks are very, very reddit and not /fa/ at all. They break the silhouette, making you look like a hunchback. Besides, nobody other than schoolchildren and IT guys unironically wears a backpack on the daily.

What do you even store there ? Its too small for a backpack alternative and too big for small stuff. Just use pockets

>>18459257
Peak reddit

Messengers are bad for your body. Backpacks distribute weight more naturally. So unless you're an effeminate retard you'll choose a backpack.

>>18458832
cry harder retarded faggot, you provided nothing of relevance. go vote for pelosi

>>18459415
Backpacks are for carrying heavy load, like hiking and trekking items, several days worth of clothes when traveling, or school books. If you're a grown man, then you don't need to carry much everyday besides a handful of light things. If you're lugging around too much stuff, then you're a fag who doesn't know how to manage his life.

>>18459679
Heavy load. Heavy duty like a man.

You like dainty purses like the feminine metrosexual that you are lol

>>18459681
Real men have a car or pickup truck to carry their heavy load. They don't lug it around on their back like a child.

https://www.patagonia.com/product/terravia-mini-hip-pack-1-liter/196924922792.html

mostly got this for the gym, just a place to dump my keys and shit. i seam ripper-ed the patagonia logo off just 'cause and paracorded the zippers so they wouldnt jingle. $35, dollar bill for scale because it is really small.

>>18459247
probably holds all of this. dog ball makes it a tight fit but still fine

>>18459683
Yeah I'm going to walk that pickup into my work place

Idiot

>>18459689
How much of a weak bitch are you that you need a backpack to carry your shit from your car and into your workplace? A messenger bag, briefcase, or a duffel bag is much better for that job. Which is why most tradies don't wear a gay ass backpack. Only school kids and IT geeks wear them.

>i go to /fa/, the dead board, to derail threads talking about politics

>>18459718
You're cringe and trying too hard

Stop trying to act tough purse boy lol

>>18459801
Yes, I am proud of this. I derailed the thread where the Democrat OP attacked our strengthening economy while asking which man purse they should get.

I went down the crossbody rabbit hole. Practically every sports brand makes a good canvas one for 35$. All saints sells a leather one for 200. You can spend thousands on high end designer ones

>>18459958
Economy is already proven worse lol by multiple sources itt

All you achieved is that you shown youare delusional liars (everyone already knew)

>>18460156
those are all articles over 1 month old. It is old news. do you understand that?

>>18460156
s&p index today: 6,000.36

>pre election nov 5: 5782
>trump elected nov 6 s&p = 5929.04

>>18460174
>>18460176
S&p cope again. You're like a bot. Are you bot

>>18460181
so, you are rejecting the S&P, a generally reliable evaluator of economic performance, instead have made an over one month old cherry picked yahoo article which contains outdated information your bible.

I don't need to argue anymore manpurse, continue buying your manpurse with your limited budget because you are poor. No wonder you are poor, it is because you are stupid.

>>18452775 (OP)
depends on where you live
I got a good one for less than 30 bucks