>be a man
>girls like my hair long
>my mom is always bugging me to cut it

whats the deal with this bros

are you trying to fuck your mom

>>18454978 (OP)
Your mom wants you to get laid, and while women may like your hair, they don't find it desirable in the men they want to fuck.

>>18454987
This.

be honest with yourself op, do you have the testosterone AND good looks to pull it off? Do people compare you to aquaman or jesus?

>>18454978 (OP)
>>girls like my hair long

Are you severely underage"?

>>18455056
nope im 29

>>18454978 (OP)
if you don't look like a viking or thor himself, you should probably listen to your mother op

>>18454978 (OP)
don't listen to these guys. don't cut your hair. i did a year ago and i stopped getting girls hitting on me all the time. i don't even know how to approach women because i've never had to before.

>>18455001
>>18455087
such bad advice. upper end twinks with long hair get more pussy than chads.

>>18454978 (OP)
Mom comes from a generation that saw long hair as something only commie hippies had
The girls who compliment you are not. Really not that hard to figure out

>>18455095
twinks are all gay

>>18455169
yeah but its easy mode if you're not.

>>18454978 (OP)
go chin length it looks good on twinks, its still long hair, you can go to a job interview with it, its easier to maintain and your mom will be happy.
barely-shoulder is also a good length if chin length looks awk on you (small head, wide shoulders etc)
and focus on keeping it nice, since its so easy to at that length.

>>18455173
not it's not

>>18454978 (OP)
I sorta have long hair but I’m pretty bad at maintaining it, I think it’s been either 6 months to a year since I’ve had a cut and it’s pretty shaggy and tangled most of the time, my bangs go like way down past my face when I comb it straight

>>18454978 (OP)
dont listen to your fucking mom, I had fabio hair when I was younger and my mom used to bug the shit out of me to cut it, and one day I gave in and cut it, and week later she was crying about why I cut my hair.

every irl crush i've ever had in turn was into lanky long haired skeletal twinks
keep the long hair, its a gift if you want alt girls, crazy bpd girls, artsy intellectual girls, goth girls or anything in that area

>>18454987
>>18455000
Does the same apply when my mom wants me clean shaven and doesn't like when i have a mustache and chin beard?

I'm going to make a mistake but it might be a good investment in the end
I have long hair that go down to my shoulders (thank god I got good genetics, jawline, cant get fat, fit from years of sports, have gotten the "wow you look like jesus" a few times)
The plan is to shave my head, buzzcut type and dye my hair (think the album cover of Frank Ocean's Blonde)
But before that I'm thinking of fucking around and getting a mulet + moustache combo
Bitches love that right now right?

>>18455200
yeah it is trust me i know

>>18455062
>im 29
Why tf do you care about your mother opinion?? You're a grown ass man, who cares what mommy says about your hair.

>>18455615
thank you saar

>>18454987
Yeah, women like his hair because they want their hair to look like that. Not because they find him hot in long hair. Stop looking like a faggot and listen to your mother, you retarded OP, or else you'll die alone after getting pumped and dumped by a bunch of faggot bulls.

>>18454987
This.

>>18455648
you sound like a bitter incel, why would anyone take advice from a kissless socially deficient loser?

>>18455702
>incel
Only trannies, furries, and femboys use this insult. Which one are you?

>>18454978 (OP)
Your mother is the only woman in your life you should truly listen to. Cut it, my friend

>>18454987
unless it's some kind of crazy psychosexual thing where she's trying to claim ownership over her own son thus making him as unfuckable as possible

>>18454978 (OP)
Get a job and move out retard

>>18455095
This, when I had a short fade I had to try on tinder, when I updated my pictures to me with long hair I overall got less matches but the chicks I did match with all had giant boobs and would try to message me multiple times if I never replied back.

men will absolutely despise long haired men. dont listen to men telling you to cut it they are gaslighting you

>just shave it bro and hit the gym!!!

Mommy is a boomer with boomer tastes

>>18456509
literally this

even on this boart you see crabs in a bucket mentality

i had gorgeous wavy curly hair that belonged on a greek god as a teen and everyone admired it

now im balding and old and fat and it sucks

but do be realistic because a lot of long haired guys think their hair looks amazing when it actually looks like shit...the real test is if girls are actually complimenting you all the time on it and hitting on you, dont listen to old people as they always give "conservative" advice (get a job, cut hair short, strong handshake, girls like nice guys) type shit that dries pussy out, and dont listen to sexual competition (other men) who will try to sabotage you...female hairdressers always recommend sexy long haired women cut their hair and it has been scientifically proven it is a sexual competition motivated strategy to reduce the other woman's attractiveness...men will obviously do this to.

long story short ...if girls tell you it is sexy and it gets you laid, there is your proof. if you are 29 and a virgin then perhaps you are fucking deluded and mom is right.

>>18456509
My hair is mid-back length and I don't experience any resentment from other men. The girls all love it but sometimes they tell me they hate that my hair is better than theirs, in a "joking but actually kinda not joking" way.

>>18454978 (OP)
Why is ATJ a disgusting smoker?

>>18455284
This is just women in general, anon
That’s what you get for listening to one

>>18454978 (OP)
>women
my mom was giving me shit over my new mustache for months..... randomly shaved it off one day, now she's talking it up like it was the best I've ever looked

>>18455441
>a mulet + moustache combo
you're gonna end up looking like idubbbz

>>18457537
actually she's a beautiful smoker

My ex said she liked my long hair but I'm considering cutting it now that we broke up

>>18459460
Smokers are retarded. Simple as.

>>18457537
only poors and rich people smoke.

>>18455095
This. Medium length hair is the way to go if you style it right. Like just enough to be able to pull it up into a bun/tail.
Of course, this requires you to have the right face and build for it to work though.

>>18455099
his mom was probably born in the 70s not the fucking 50s

>>18455189
chin length is quite long in the back or do you mean trim the back and give it some kinda female bobcut look

it's not mother it's all of society that bothers you and you don't want the attention