Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:13:53 PM No.18462697
Im 29 almost 30 years old, 5'8 extremely pale skin ginger hair green eyes.
I was always about 140lbs with an 8 pack, cum gutters the works, extremely densely pack head of hair with naturlaly very low hairline and an extremely androgenous lookot ran over in a hit and run 3 years ago, was bed bound until t, ghe start of this year and gained about 170lbs, double chins, waist went from 27 to 52.
Hairline completely receded in that time, stretch marks all over gut, ass pancaked. Total twink death now look like peak grotesque james corden.
Before anything looked good on me and I got hit on a lot. I could wear new balance, straight jeans and a heavy white tshirt and I got compliments everywhere. This made me realise attractive people look good unless they fuck up in some absurd way. Fashion is essentially a way to cope with and mitigate being ugly.
Heres what I learned for the good looking people or autists who never understand this basic shit either because they didn't need to because they were hot or because they never socialise.
1. Skin tone and undertone matching colours of your clothes is huge. Pale fuckers like me need to stick to greys, light but not baby blues, light tans etc. No yellows or blacks or reds.
2. Pale people need to stick to low constrast in clothing. Match a light blue pastel top with some light grey chinos and some off white and pastel blue new balance. No green shirt with black pants or some retarded shit.
3. Once you get fat please ditch anything that isn;t stretchy with a drawstring. You need to be able to wear your pants over your gut and have them stay there without falling down. It can't be stressed enough how important that is.
4. If you are receeding long hair looks desperate and bald looks busted. Skin fade maintained is basically the only dignified option.
5.Expesnive fragrances and accessories don't do anything and in fact the magpie affect means its wasted just get basic stuff instead
I was always about 140lbs with an 8 pack, cum gutters the works, extremely densely pack head of hair with naturlaly very low hairline and an extremely androgenous lookot ran over in a hit and run 3 years ago, was bed bound until t, ghe start of this year and gained about 170lbs, double chins, waist went from 27 to 52.
Hairline completely receded in that time, stretch marks all over gut, ass pancaked. Total twink death now look like peak grotesque james corden.
Before anything looked good on me and I got hit on a lot. I could wear new balance, straight jeans and a heavy white tshirt and I got compliments everywhere. This made me realise attractive people look good unless they fuck up in some absurd way. Fashion is essentially a way to cope with and mitigate being ugly.
Heres what I learned for the good looking people or autists who never understand this basic shit either because they didn't need to because they were hot or because they never socialise.
1. Skin tone and undertone matching colours of your clothes is huge. Pale fuckers like me need to stick to greys, light but not baby blues, light tans etc. No yellows or blacks or reds.
2. Pale people need to stick to low constrast in clothing. Match a light blue pastel top with some light grey chinos and some off white and pastel blue new balance. No green shirt with black pants or some retarded shit.
3. Once you get fat please ditch anything that isn;t stretchy with a drawstring. You need to be able to wear your pants over your gut and have them stay there without falling down. It can't be stressed enough how important that is.
4. If you are receeding long hair looks desperate and bald looks busted. Skin fade maintained is basically the only dignified option.
5.Expesnive fragrances and accessories don't do anything and in fact the magpie affect means its wasted just get basic stuff instead
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