are mustaches, and mullets played out now?

>>18464446 (OP)
nobody says or does this

>>18464457
Actually I’ve met these types. They act like someone out of AA who has found god.

>>18464446 (OP)
I’m in my 30s so I don’t care if it’s out now. No beardstache for me though because blond stubble looks dirty.

>>18464457
My sister exclusively dates these types

>>18464446 (OP)
Their cool if you do cool shit, perfect example for me is Davey Todd Nice guy has this exact look and races motorbikes for a living. Or if your in a band. I wouldn't have one but I'm a boring sod

>>18464446 (OP)
hehe that guy kinda looks like the random guys i see on social media and those vague traits that accompany the cartoon kinda sound like annoying traits that i could sorta see someone doing

>>18464446 (OP)
yes it's the equivalent of having a beard and undercut in 2019

>>18464446 (OP)
Is this "Safe Sleazy?"

>>18464760
is she asian?

>>18464883
Have you seen THIS white guy before?

>>18464446 (OP)
>gen z slang
can slang even be split by generation anymore? I guess if it's shitty, but it's all encompassing
>social chameleon
This is the "performative male" phenomena, or so it's joked about, common on the east/west coasts. It's really just social media conditioning what's considered a "cool" or "acceptable" personality.

>>18464883
technically, though it's just a rehash of the fixed-bike hipsters from the late 2000's-2010's with a little more edge...though in my mind safe sleazy is like curly mullet, maybe nose ring/earring, hawaiian shirt, sailor jerry tats, etc. specifically

Hmm this is me except I don’t have tattoos or wear hats and have a doc holiday goatee/soul patch + stache

>>18464457
i do
except i don't watch baseball and i don't say i want to move to wisconsin

>>18464446 (OP)
>>18464883
>safe sleazy
describes it pretty well, ive seen this exact phenotype a several times on youtube. not sure what the exact motivation for representing yourself like this is

Every fucking late 20s faggot in Melbourne looks and acts like this

This video summarizes it fairly well. I think most people have caught on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdKS76q65uc

>>18464760
Your sister must be hot, then.

>>18464921
White woman with father issues
>>18465363
Conventionally attractive and takes care of herself? Almost undeniable

I wear the pencil-stash (think Adolf Hitler) and it looks dope

>>18465302
I swear everytime a see a guy who looks like this I want to beat him up and steal his shoes and wallet and throw them in the river.

>>18466042
big if true

>>18464446 (OP)
>tries to memorize dozens of facts and trivia to appear as a seasoned expert whenever he adopts a new interest

is this a problem? it's just now that information is readily available that it's a newer phenomena, in the past you had to source all the info somehow otherwise learn through doing or a mentor

where does this trace from? 70's males? Punk subgroups? Dirtbag aussies? Blue-collar midwest?

>>18464446 (OP)
I love steely dan and michael mcdonald and jamiroquai and louis cole

>>18466699
It's an attempt at masculinity. Alternative style is always a rejection of what came before. We went from grunge poor (rejection of 80s mall materialism and colors) to nu-metal oakleys and cargo shorts (rejection of the soft boy tryhard grunge), to argyle sweater nerd (rejection of nu metal trash look), to man bun crystal hippie (rejection of the prep), to gay wigger (rejection of the crunchy and feminizing of the negro), to white trash mullet/burnout (rejection of the negro style and re-masculinization). Shit has been progressively gayer since the early 2000s until we had the gay wigger era of perms. Now alternative styling has had to go back to masculine trash again.

>been growing my hair out
>Coworkers keep telling me to cut my hair into a mullet to be trendy

>>18466743
Holy based, me too

>>18467410
that's what you get for being a piece of shit and a faggot

>>18464446 (OP)
>late 20s is 27-29
>born between 1996-1998
I don't think the artist knows that someone in their late 20s is technically Gen Z and wasn't born around 88-91..

mustaches were never not gay as fuck to me. embarrassing to see it make a comeback.

>>18467576
I wish I could grow a mustache too

they do look good but now it’s been so overdone it looks so retarded

>>18464446 (OP)
OH OH ive got another one to add
>says "welcome in" when you enter the coffee shop where he works
wtf is this welcome in bullshit no one ever said welcome in until like 5 years ago when it became some hip trend. you just say welcome or hello not welcome "IN" WTF ARGHHGHG

>>18469619
I bought a huge french press to make cold brew with and just use uline soup cups to store it after plunging.

>>18469643
These rule. They're $100/240 or $0.42/ea

>>18464457
I say sando.
I'm 35

>>18469688
Cold sandwiches are inherently bad and a ration not a meal.

>>18469705
Cold roast beef and swiss sandos on rye bread with some mustard are 10/10.

>>18465378
Ask her if i can see them. Please

>>18469688
I only say it in the explicit context of a (fried) chicken sando

>>18469716
The only situation I'm going to eat a cold ration is if stuck in a tractor cab or out hiking or traveling. I certainly am not paying for a cold ration when I could get a hot meal.

>>18466760
so what's next, larping new money to reject the burnout?

>>18469688
I've always said sandy but to each their own

>>18469646
why not just use jars or glasses?

>>18469964
They take up more space, aren't disposable, and are breakable. If I take glasswear to work I have to return it. This can be thrown away.

>>18464457
I look like that and say those things

It's wild

>>18470030
>what is a reusable water bottle

>>18464446 (OP)
I honestly have felt reluctant to regrow a moustache for years because of the type of people you get associated with. That being said you can have a decent looking one in 10 days to 2 weeks and there really is no "awkward phase" with growing moustaches.

>>18469688
Crazy work.

>>18470046
I'm not putting sloppa shits in that

>>18470188

Whats wrong with steely dan?

I had a mustache for 5 or 6 years. I want to get rid of it but i don't want to clean shave and I don't want to grow a beard in the summer. it's like 85-90f where I live and in a month it'll be above 100 every day. i tried a "circle beard" mustache/goatee thing but I didn't like how it looked because it was so thick and completely filled in it looked like the muzzle of a schnauzer or something. every day i look in the mirror and think damn I look like that meme picture I gotta do something else.

>>18471552
Too many chords for normies

>>18471552

The like his song "dirty work" yet never did manual labor in they are lives, just larp blue collar

>>18471013
she flopped btw

>>18469688
sando is just the way japanese say and shorten the word sandwich (sandovichi)
so dont be a fucking moron

>>18471576
Italian beard

>>18473684
>"ah yeah we be crushing sandos like a mofo, know what I mean bluddy?"

why mullet when you could mongolian princess braids

>>18464457
theres a guy in rockford illinois named solomon that acts exactly like this. he got a college grant in cash from his late grandfathers military college grant(?, or something along those lines) and just did nothing with it. lives with his mom and hangs out with high schoolers. thin wristed loser. pisses me off that people like him can exist.

he's literally me. that's wild.

>>18464446 (OP)
looks like a hillbilly

>>18465302
this looks nothing like OP

>>18475677
Sounds like he gets pussy and you dont desu

>>18464446 (OP)
This is basically every wanna be cool guy who gets their personality from tiktok and social media trends

>>18469619
I thought I was the only one who was irrationally annoyed by this

>>18466699
the bad habit of using the internet to find the 'meta' for everything in life, not just videogames.

>>18469619
this except its everyone saying "appreciate you" instead of "appreciate it"

>>18473652
that song is about being the backup guy someone's girlfriend fucks when she gets mad at her boyfriend