>put on fragrance
>all the women look at me right now
>walk with confidence
>keep my head up and notice more women in my vicinity
>feel good and hydrated
>women smile
The power of fragrance

>>18464476 (OP)
Fragrance made you hydrated? Kek

>>18464688
>he doesn't drink fragrance

>>18464688
Yes? Did he say something weird idgi?

>>18464688
>>18465252
This is why you always get the 200ml, I drink a 50ml in like a day.

>>18465252
NGMI

>>18464688
>doesn't have Vetiver breath
this guy is not effay

>>18464476 (OP)
SOTD: Moschino Uomo?
This frag basically disappeared off the face of the Earth even though it's bright crisp and fun. It's not soapy at all but still smells clean. Great for some of spring and all of summer. Ever time I've seen it online it's always bargain prices.

>>18464476 (OP)
yet you dont have the balls to approach any of them or have sex with them

perfumefags are attention seeking pussies

>>18464476 (OP)
You can make your own fragrance out of the uric acid in urine. You can change the smell by being more or less dehydrated when you piss (avoid eating asperagus though). And the higher test you are the more diosterone (chemical males piss as a biproduct of test) which has a smell women love due to the chemical effect it has on their brains (signals they are in the property of a high test male).

>>18465252
my grandpa used to do that when he had relapses from his alcohol addiction