Underarm hair is useless. Literally just makes your underarms smell like shit. Why would anyone not shave it off?

>>18465761 (OP)
it itches and i dont have a gf anyone BUT I did it anyway because i agree with what you said

>>18465761 (OP)
>Underarm hair is useless.
No it's not. It exists to act as a lubricant, so that your skin in the underarms doesn't get chaffed from constantly rubbing against itself, especially when it's wet from sweat. Same goes for pubic hair.

>>18465761 (OP)
Left is better than right.

>>18465761 (OP)
if the sweat doesnt collect in your hair, where do u think it goes? right into your clothes! think brah...
i do trim my pits a little for aesthetics but never full shave

>>18465761 (OP)
wrong, trim it if you don't like the length, never shave

>>18465786
Xplain

I hit my whole upper body plus pubes with the norelco once a month. sometimes twice if it's summer and im going swimming with any sort of regularity.

>>18465769
Well then just have the sweat glands in your underarms removed. It's not a particularly complex or expensive procedure.

>>18465836
Genius idea dude. As if your sweat glands aren't serving a good purpose for your body's internal temp regulation!

>>18465761 (OP)
I've had a few gfs who loved to sniff and lick it

>>18465761 (OP)
How do I get pure soft and pristine armpits like that?

>>18465764
>Same goes for pubic hair
yeah, because it's constantly rubbing against... nothing
>sex havers do not apply

>>18465878
get 2 X chromosomes

>>18465951
It's rubbing against your groin, thighs, balls and dick, retard. Get off your ass and walk a little and you'll know. Which is why there's hair even in your ass crack, the place where two surfaces of skin are constantly in contact with each other.

>>18465951
>I want to post i have small junk but not be blatant.
You do you man...
Any friction outside of coitus is not helping you ( if you're normal)

>>18465811
Yeesh, how often?

>>18465761 (OP)
There's no point to shaving ANY body hair, for neither sex. It's there for a reason. People who have gone through puberty all have body hair. It's already pointless for women, but especially pointless for men since society doesn't expect men to shave, so why the fuck do it at all?!

>>18465809
He's probably referring to the ingrown hairs meme. Sounds like a skill issue, I've never encountered that problem personally anywhere I shave.
You can just try shaving and stopping if you do actually get ingrown hairs.

>>18465965
why don't girls have lots of ass hair then genius

>>18466038
This...

is wrong.

>>18466138
Uh, yes they do. Have you seen a woman's bush? It extends all the way to the anus and up. And I'm talking about ass crack, not the ass cheeks.

>>18465965
>It's rubbing against your groin, thighs, balls and dick
how the fuck does your pubis rub against anything?

>>18466299
Sir, do you not have testes and a penis? Have you never shaved your pubes before and experienced itching? Why do you think it itches after you shave? Because your balls and dick are rubbing against your groin and thighs, and the sharp short hairs growing back are pocking into the skin when the different surfaces come in contact and rub against each other.

>>18465761 (OP)
I have shaved my armpits for 20 years. Am /fit/, do exercises that would result in chafing if this were true. Have never had any chafing in this area.

>>18465764
Then how the fuck was I a kid with no armpit hair? My skin didn't chafe then!

>>18466338
It only itches for like a day
>>18466388
Good question

What’s the best method of hair removal that doesn’t leave rough/itchy stubble?

>>18466468
Because after a couple of days they grow long enough to not be stiff, pointy and stubbly.
>>18466388
Because your skin is a lot tighter and elastic when you're a kid. As you grow older your skin starts to lose its elasticity and gets loose and wrinkly and prone to chafing.

>>18465761 (OP)
hair protects against chafing and sharp rocks; beard hair covers the jugular against slashing, pubes protect against too much humping, armpits are hairy for a mixture of both - swinging arms and the occasional stabbing. Humans' extra-abdominal fat (blubber) is only seen on us and marine mammals, in our case we evolved it to protect the soft organ-containing abdominal cavity against sharp sticks. The oldest campfires and sharpened stone blades we've found are ~3.5 million years old, but the oldest homo sapiens bones we've found are maybe a tenth of that. The animal we are was created by millions of years of murder. Every single thing you experience should be looked at through that lens before you can truly understand it.

>>18465764
>same goes for pubic hair
I agree. Last year I shaved my ball hair off and the friction I got from just day to day walking around was so bad my scrotum was raw and almost bleeding. I'm never shaving again.

>>18466498
BASED. I'm very hairy (I have enough hair on my back to give somebody a hair transplant). I also *never* get cold in winter.

>>18466479
Wax.

>>18466487
This is all bullshit. Armpit hair is there for the same reason back hair and ass hair exist. Just cause.

>>18465761 (OP)
>Underarm hair is useless.
It softens the friction and protects you from mosquitoes and stuff, retard.
>Literally just makes your underarms smell like shit.
Try using deodorant and taking showers, retard.
>Why would anyone not shave it off?
Because we don't want our armpits to be constantly itchy, bleeding, or get infections through micro-scars caused by razors, retard. Besides, armpit hair is natural and /fa/ af.

>>18466138
Cause they shave it you absolute mong

>>18467053
Yeah, women have just as much leg and ass hair as men. You just don't see it because they shave it all off regularly. There's a reason why they spend so much time in the bathroom during showers.

>>18466142
Okay. Someone here name at least ONE actual good reason for shaving body hair and/or armpit hair...I'm waiting!

>>18466637
SAME. I love being hairy like a gorilla! My whole body, especially my back is more hair than skin. And as a bisexual men, let me tell you that straight women, gay men, and bisexual people in general all love themselves a super hairy man. I'm just something that exudes raw real pure masculinity. There's a reason butch lesbian women who love masculinity are so desperate to grow a beard.

>>18466658
>tell me you have never touched grass without telling me you have never touched grass