How can I dress and groom myself to look white, in the best possible way?

>>18465846 (OP)
here you go

>>18465880
>ivy
Anything else?

>>18465846 (OP)
>>18465880
This should go without saying OP, but only do this if you actually look chiseled and handsome like the men in these pics. And, of course, you're actually white.

>>18465846 (OP)
This board really needs a good info graphic on how an Indian man can white max or latino max depending on skin color. I am a light skinned brahman myself, basically a white guy with a tan. But it would help my Indian brothers to get more white gfs if we had easy to use guides.

>>18465891
You are not white

>>18465891
you will always be short and brown and you will never get laid here. go back to your homeland and you can at least rape disgusting pajeetas like the rest of your countrymen

>>18465894
>>18465898
>Hindi is an official language of India, belonging to the Indo-Aryan branch of the Indo-European language family.
So I have European ancestry and am an aryan. Yes, upper caste brahmin are European white with a slightly darker skin and black hair, think Italian (considered some of the best looking people in the world). Lower caste are dravidian, but with help can likely pass as Latino, often considered an attractive group as well.

>>18465880
What pants do you wear when playing a sport?

>become a troon
>die for israel

very white

>>18465846 (OP)
Brown shirt, brown trousers, simple as.

I wear only white, earth tones and black.
Everything is steam ironed, I'm 5"8, and in urban areas urban people stop and stare at my open demeanor and high trust behavior.

The other week I rode a bike in an urban area, parked it and left the helmet on the bike handle, and watched the urban people horrified because my bike helmet was going to get stolen. walking about ten meters I turned around and saw them all looking and laughed, because none of them dared to steal the white mans bike helmet.

I bought a bunch of flowers in the Greek quater and took my coffee on my lunch break to my girlfriends office, because she has a job, and we both work in our neibourhood, and mogged every asian woman in three blocks who had never been given flowers.

I shook the security guys hand in the lobby because I was glad to see him and as a sign of equality, he was scared of getting the sleeve of my shirt dirty, as if his black hands would rub off onto them, or as if I cared. It's just a shirt. I have more collared shirts than the great Gatsby.

I'm so white I went the anglican conference last week and they couldn't work out if I wore a green casual suit to work or if I had been out at breakfast. I have a pure wool blanket roll on my bag just in case I need to sit down somewhere or a ladies knees are chilly. I always smell slightly of damp wool and camphor.

Never worn prep because I actually went to a private school, recognize every fashion tie and every fake.No loafers, I only wear my boat shoes to the boat club, and only wear my sailing jumper when I'm on the pier. brownoids pose next to my boat and I don't say anything. no oxford sportswear, ever. didn't go to oxford. my driving jacket is for driving, my smoking gloves are for smoking, which I only do if someone offers.

>>18465891
>basically a white guy with a tan
lmao

>pajeets posing as whites
Can't make that shit up, lol

>>18465902
Athletic shorts??

A white what? What the fuck is a white? Do you have no pride, no identity beyond some vague skin colour factor? You must be american because only americans deal in this retarded blanket statements of WHUIITE.
What do i as a austrian share culturally with someone from portugal beyond the catholic faith? Just because our skin colour is the same?

>>18465846 (OP)
Is this guy supposed to to be a chad? I saw the propaganda clip of him from another angle and guy looks gay as fuck

>>18466985
hes just a german soldier from ww2 and proably died like 100 years ago bud calm down

>>18465846 (OP)
Not really understanding the question. Being white means you have white skin. Make sure you don't have a tan if you don't want to be mistaken for a different race.

>>18465846 (OP)
If you're thinking like this, you're already a dork and cannot become /fa/