Does this outfit make me look fruity?

yes, but the outfit is only half of it

You look like a guy who says he's bisexual to attract alt women, I respect it. Definitely someone I'd share a beer with

You look like Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda.

You look like one of those fags who has a great social life, is always going on fun adventures, taking lots of pics, wearing interesting fits, but ultimately, none of your 'friends' actually like you.

wait what episode of mad men was this??

>>18470719
Is this real? Do people really do this? How do you do that? That's hilarious to me.

>>18470753
I imagine they're guys who are really bisexual but not attracted to >>18470719 so he thinks it's fake.

>>18470753
Alt women love bisexual men for whatever reason from what I've noticed. I've never explicitly told them I was bisexual but apparently that's the vibe I'd give off and they'd find it appealing lol.

>>18470757
Leftists are so fucking stupid lol

>>18470761
ever since palestine became the big issue for them, transgenderism went out the window. most of the people who went by 'they/them' quietly dropped it from their social media bio. the fad died out just like i thought it would

>>18470757
women do not respect bisexual men

they all secretly resent and are icked out by the idea of their man, who could potentially father their children, getting railed in the asshole

For one, that's not you. That's some faggot ticktocker. And yes, cropped t-shirts are gay as fuck. If you want to do that "rule of thirds" shit, then wear a normal length t-shirt like a man and tuck it, instead of wearing a cropped t-shirt like a faggot or a woman trying to flash her bell or ass crack. And lose that gay bandana.

For one, that's not you. That's some faggot ticktocker. And yes, cropped t-shirts are gay as fuck. If you want to do that "rule of thirds" shit, then wear a normal length t-shirt like a man and tuck it, instead of wearing a cropped t-shirt like a faggot or a woman trying to flash her belly or ass crack and panties. And lose that gay bandana.

The way this guy glazes tildens rubs me up the wrong way. They do not look that good!

>>18470781
Not true. I've seen protests. It's half Muslims half purple hair trannies with lgbt for palestine.

>>18470803
Where's the denim schizo we need to discuss this

>>18470818
Looks great!

>>18470790
>And yes, cropped t-shirts are gay as fuck. If you want to do that "rule of thirds" shit, then wear a normal length t-shirt like a man and tuck it

From this we understand that

a) You're ugly
and
b) You live in some sad country that doesn't experience real summer

Posting angry messages online won't help you cope.

>>18470707 (OP)
A pencil necked kike rat from SoCal cosplaying as an all American Oregon cowboy will never not be funny

>>18470852
Wrong on both counts, homo. I get hit on by girls and women of all ages because I don't dress like a zoomer faggot.
And if it's hot outside then why is he wearing a denim jacket and boots, retard? And to stay cool, start by not being a fatfuck.

>>18470719
that’s funny as fuck
I’ll buy the next round for the three of us

>>18470915
Post a picture of you in a t-shirt, I'm curious what the body type of retarded "you need to always tuck in" posters is.

>>18470926
Retard, if you're not going to tuck your t-shirt, then at least wear a normal length or the usual short length t-shirt, not a cropped top like a faggot or a woman. If people can see your belly when you raise your arms, then your shirt is too short and you're a fag if you're into that. God modern "men" are such humongous faggots it's unreal.

>>18470932
I wear all shorts of shirts, some cropped some not. I also bet I'm way manlier than you, despite you being obsessed with not being perceived as homosexual (I wonder why).

>>18470707 (OP)
A lot of it is the scarf.

>>18470934
Explain the point of wearing a gay ass cropped top like an Only Fans whore who does it to show off her belly and ass crack.

>>18470963
Am gay.

>>18470964

>>18470963
It's visually interesting, not commonplace and shows off a lean midsection. When people say something is cropped for men it just means it doesn't extend to their fly, it just stops where their belt is. You would get it if your body looked presentable, unfortunately you're too undisciplined to be lean.

>>18471089
Yes, raise your arms and show me that breedable belly, little man.

>>18471089
A tucked shirt will show off your lean waistline even better, retard, by creating a clean form fitting silhouette, without needing to literally flash your belly. Also, stop projecting your faggy insecurities on me. I'm leaner than 98% of people, but I'm not gay to go around flashing my flat belly from below my shirt like a homosexual exhibitionist.

>>18471106
Compare that with this cropped faggotry.

>>18471106
Tucked in isn't summer appropriate for warm places. And life isn't worth living if you don't go to a country with a nice summer during that season.

And come on, we both know you aren't lean and don't have the body type for this type of outfit, it's okay to admit you weren't dealt the best hand.

>>18470707 (OP)
the pedotache and the women's cocktail round out the fit firmly on the side of fruity.

>>18470818
Who's schizo?
The 4chan janitor and his discord butt buddies who spend 20-60 hours every week each trying to convince men to go on tranny hormones in the balding thread, spamming ai generated niggers, spamming anti white demoralization threads, posting 3 "manlet" hate threads a day, spamming low quality coomer threads, et cetera.
Or the guy who calls you a faggot jewboy for doing it?
Get a real job loser.
Why are you modding a fashion forum when you're *that* ugly?

>>18470707 (OP)
Looks like an older Ryan Gosling with his hair grown out, pedostache, but his mother gave him the fruity gene at birth. The outfit just seals the deal.

>>18471117
More projection from the faggot. Just admit that you are an exhibitionist who likes to flash his belly to random strangers on the streets, and get on with your life. It's okay. We already know you're a fag. It's not going to get any worse than that.

>>18470818
I'm starting to think you're the schizo.

>>18471117
Bros crotch is not that long to warrant such extravagance

>>18470707 (OP)
you look like you enjoy getting pounded by dudes and have cum on your mustache

>>18471175
>>18471155
This is just what you are known as now, lean into it, enjoy a bit of playful ribbing and let's discuss Tilden Jeans.

>>18470719
I'd cover my drink around guys who look like OP

>>18470719
Yeah, I hate these guys, or any man that sells his soul for pussy.
Leftist are basically sell-outs. It's so deep some will deny they are.

>>18470731
This, the vain mundane cuck

>>18471501
Imagine fantasizing about gay sex so vividly and then projecting onto others.

>>18470707 (OP)
why mix white and blue denim?

>>18471582
Why not?

>>18471590
it looks bad. add a white stripe to your blue jacket or something

>>18471593
It's looks fine, what are you talking about. A white stripe? Your talking rubbish.

>>18471594
white trim then, just put some identically colored denim onto the coat. or if you hate yourself you can add it to the pants but its harder to make that work, since to look neet you cant have it be croocked

>>18471596
You are a deeply troubled and confused individual

>>18471582
>>18471593
No it doesn't. Where do faggots get your stupid rules from? Blue denim is literally blue on the outside and white on the inside. The fades look good because it's the white inside showing up through the blue.

>>18470707 (OP)
My man's got little feet, he's got a light step

>>18471598
>>18471599
youre wrong and also youre the one asking a mongolian cunny fapping website for fashion advice, not me.

>>18471606
I never asked anything I just came into the thread to talk shit about edgy Albert. You've got no idea what's going on here do you?

>>18470707 (OP)
Seinfeld aesthetics strike again

the red bandana means he likes to get fisted

>>18471627
kek

>>18471630
Just ordered one, please say you cappin?

>>18470818
>>18471518
You're in every thread seeing ghosts talking about "the schizo" but have you ever considered that the only schizo is you?

>>18471542
>any man that sells his soul for pussy. Leftist are basically sell-outs
most of them don't get any LOL
"the science" says that most incels are left leaning
that's why they go prison gay and take sex change drugs or they shack up 4-5 to a fat chick acting as beta provisioners in "polycules"

>>18471915
schizo is just what leftists and jews call people who are onto their schemes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sluggish_schizophrenia
if they start calling you a schizo and having little melties about you in every thread that means good job, keep going, you're probably onto something big.

>>18471884
Your bussy's lowkey cooked

>>18472004
Well at least I've had practice, everyone had to be the cabin boy when they first started

>>18471915
Are you incapable of having any fun whatsoever? It's a nickname, a term of endearment. You should own it, get a tripcode.

>>18472236
Lolwut?
Why would I call myself that?
You're the anon having a drawn out mental illness episode. I'm normal. Why don't you set your tripcode to "The Schizo"?

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DISCORD LOSERS AND THE JANNY LOST
I MOG EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU SHITFIT UGLY FACE KEKS
250 POSTS PER DAY AND DECREASING
HAHA I KILLED YOUR WHOLE BOARD

>>18470707 (OP)
masc bottom.

>>18470834
show us the jeans on a guy who isn't a redditor.
tilden's women's stuff is peak, i wish i knew a girl who dressed like this.

>>18470707 (OP)
You look handsome as fuck and are probably a friendly, outgoing guy too. Please have lots of kids.

Maybe I will. Because I'm not weird and sensitive and can stand a bit of banter and enjoy FUN.

>>18472251
Here's the man of the hour himself wearing some. Lors reaction joonas?

>>18471542
They don't get pussy. They're gays and trying to fit in with a subculture. Their whole personality is thinking they're sleazecore, that their life is a party, getting fucked in the ass and constantly talking about it, and listening to that shitty charli xcx album. I don't like gay people obviously, but I can admit they used to be cool and original. Now they're all cookie cutter boring New York hipsters.

>>18472308
Edgy Albert isn't gay, he's one of those villainous bi guys who serially dates women. There is a whole Reddit thread full of women claiming he dated them and left a less than stunning impression. Let's at least put some effort into hating this guy and do our homework about it ok?

>>18471558
no i dont imagine fag

>>18472313
So you're drawing from your lived experience?