Redpill me on short length for men
I know that up to the knee and below is too long.
But how high can you go b4 people start questioning your sexuality?

>>18470754 (OP)
people sure love to talk about shorts around here...
either way, probably around mid-thigh. normally no straight man will go shorter than mid-thigh unless he's one of those gym rat types trying to show off
the only exception i can see for shorter than mid-thigh is swim trunks. but beyond that almost no straight man goes shorter than mid-thigh

the more jacked you are, you shorter shorts you can get away with. if you squat 300kg+, you can some little 1.5" inseam ranger panties to the grocery store and be ok. if you are typical /fa/ dyel you are better off staying at 1-2" above the knee unless you want to get gaybashed and have people throwing milkshakes out of moving cars at you.

>>18470776
jacked AND tan. if this dude was pail and looked like he just crawled out of basement he'd look weird. but he's tan so he doesn't. if you saw him at the bank, you would notice he's obscenely jacked, but you wouldn't even think about how he's basically wearing panties.

>>18470754 (OP)

>>18470754 (OP)
Men shouldn't wear shorts. Your legs look disgusting and offensive. And I mean that for everyone, even the dude who lifts

>>18471071
Work on your body image issues little bro.

>>18471071
How do you even become like this? Extreme body part fetishization? You coom your pants at the sight of a woman's leg? So seeing a guy's leg is like having a cock and balls shoved in your face? Is that what's going on with you?

>>18471078
Being a shut-in and having no real meaningful contact with people really does destroy one's perpectives.

>>18470754 (OP)
>how high can you go b4 people start questioning your sexuality?
there's no limit, you just have to not have faggy body language.
the shortest inseam you can get away with before your dick starts dangling out the bottom

> acceptable: mid-thigh to just above knee
> unacceptable: anything else

>>18470776
Retard. If you’re jacked and walking around in tight little panties, people will assume you’re literally a faggot even more so. Fit people have to dress as co severely as fatties precisely because everyone will assume they’re vain homos if they show off.

3 inches is the absolute limit but you need to be fit or at least not fat to pull it off without looking like a retard. looking gay doesnt even mean anything anymore for the new generations since they are all bisexual. 5-7 inches is a good length for just about anyone otherwise.

>>18470754 (OP)
you can go pretty high up the leg

>>18471316
How old are those boys, anon? Hurry up before I do something you would regret.

>>18471473
what are you gonna do? get raped by your uncle again?

>>18471476
Show some respect, she's my aunt now

>>18471473
They're enlistment age, so too old for you.

>>18470754 (OP)
>>18471078
Wearing shorts is a feminine look. Men wear pants because men are supposed to do masculine, dangerous work that needs some amount of protection for the legs. Only women and children can get away with wearing shorts. If a man wears shorts on a regular basis, then it sends the image that he is a low-T pussy who doesn't do any real work or get involve in high risk activities.

Not to mention, wearing shorts in the summer sun and heat doesn't even make any fucking sense, since you're exposing you're blasting your legs with hot air, sunlight and UV rays directly.

Shorts also give a sloppy, uncivilized, and impoverished look, like you can't afford proper pants, and are too degenerate to cover yourself. Nobody needs to lay their eyes on or come in contact with your disgusting leg hair and the sweaty skin beneath it, especially during hotter days. Keep your bodily filth away from me and my things. That's why people started wearing clothes in the first place.

Picrel is all you need to stay cool in the summer heat. Loose cotton or linen clothes in a thin fabric that keep the hot air and UV out, but are also breathable allow for airflow. Wearing shorts in a thick chino fabric to stay cool is a stupid idea.

>>18471316
That looks more like a photoshoot for vintage gay porn.

>>18471592
personally I 100% think you are a fucking faggot, however I would absolutely wear those pants where do I buy them?

>>18471595
They look like loose cotton draw string pants (probably pleated). Basic stuff that you should get anywhere, especially places where they sell Indian and Arab clothing.

>>18471604
>get anywere
there are lots of permutations on that cut. I want specifically that kind of breathable but opaque mesh fabric.

>>18471592
think you should go live in a third world shithole, parshitjeet

>>18470754 (OP)
People always hate me when I say this, but I'm stuck in the 90s and 2000s so I like really long and baggy shorts with a ton of pockets. So mid-calf length cargo shorts, basketball shorts, boardshorts, jean shorts, etc.
I don't care what people say, you will NEVER see my knees, and especially not my thighs.

>>18470754 (OP)
If I can see your knees, you're a gay faggot who takes it in the ass and face from gay niggers with aids.

>>18471592
>masculine, dangerous work
Ah yes the guy you posted is the man I imagine doing masculine dangerous summer work

>>18473820
i think its completely cool if you are specifically curating that look. just throwing on long ass shorts with your normal wear looks retarded, but even i have a pair of super long camo shorts for when im doing the 90s-2000s hood retard look.

>>18471592
this nigga looks like jeremey fragrance

>>18470754 (OP)
the redpill on shorts is that you don't wear them when you try to look fashionable

>>18476896
>here’s your competitive bodybuilder, bro

I'd love to wear shorts but I'm wayyyy to fucking hairy. Like disgustingly fucking hairy

>>18478047
Literally no one gives a shit except for you bro. Trust me. A LOT of women as well as gay men absolutely straight up LOVE that shit. Same way they love beards and lots of chest hair. And to a lot of women and gay men the hairier the better, you could never be hairy enough. A lot of people like men as hairy as a gorilla. Hairiness is a sign of masculinity. Plus, from my experience all the super hairy guys I personally know are absolutely dripping in bitches. If anything it's the ones who can't grow a beard and barely have any body hair who are at a disadvantage. And by the way I'm not being hyperbolic or ironic either. Like this is just literally how it is.

>>18478047
Also, if the first guy I attached wasn't hairy enough (which he's not really), here's another one to make you feel better. Literally can't even see his skin color.
And I found both of these guys on Reddit for reference. And both were getting A LOT of compliments in the comments.

>>18478047
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>>18478257
listen to this man bruh. he speakin' straight facts. i've literally never met a woman who didn't love really hairy men

>>18470754 (OP)
You shouldn't be worrying about this. If it looks good, it looks good.

>>18478257
the fuck

>>18479998
I'm serious. Women and gay men love that shit. For proof, if you only reverse search these images (which they are on Reddit) you'll see people praising all these hairy legs.

>>18480001
listening to people on plebbit

>>18478254
>>18478257
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>>18480001
>>18481504
Ah yes. Plebbit. Where fat, bald, and hairy are considered peak attraction.

>>18470754 (OP)
I have some very high ones (5 inch chinos) that I wear occasionally. But I've been squatting for 24 years.
If you have chicken legs or are fat you need to keep that shit covered up.

>>18481536
>If you have chicken legs or are fat you need to keep that shit covered up.
As much as people don't like to hear this, you're 100% accurate. Same applies to women and revealing clothes really. If a woman weighs 300 pounds she needs to keep that shit covered up.