White Boy Summer is in full swing. How are we dressing this year?

>>18472570 (OP)
for me, cowboycore

Poor guy is wearing the right fit but doesn't have the bodytype to look hot.

I'm all shorts as all summers, but I have a few different styles I will wear this summer:

a) Band tees + short athletic shorts
b) Tucked in polo shirt or cropped ringer with jorts
c) Loose shirts with synthetic cargos
d) Pattern short sleeve shirts with chino shorts

>>18472570 (OP)
Same shit I wear every year, chubbies or linen shirts, t shirt or shirt and loafers

I’m 34 I don’t change anymore I’ve been this way for 10 years and I’ll be this way until I die because I live bad and will probably die soon enough

>>18472595
>right fit but doesn't have the bodytype
Funny I was thinking the opposite, I don't think the pants are a good fit

>>18472595
he's tall, slim, white and has a full head of hair so he's already above 90% of the male population

>>18472659
Too bad pretty women go for 1% men.

>>18472659
Idk. I know manlets that fuck taller women
>>18472619
he needs a belt?

>>18472570 (OP)
Why do modern "men" like to wear their pants at their dick? What is this faggotry?

>>18472668
Yeah, I'm one of them. Just saying, I wouldn't worry about him getting any

>>18472570 (OP)
Where do ppl live where it's "white boy summer"?
In my hyper liberal city, you still get sneered at for being a caucasian male.

Unless you mean POC dressing like some reimagined idea of white boys from the 90s or something.

It's still ethnically ambiguous, dyke cut, hairy-armpit summer around here.

>>18472733
You are more neurotic than the average Jew. Get a fucking clue wood, Jesus.

>>18472669
Because they got wide hips from obesity during puberty.

>>18472659
i-i-i am?!

I moved to an actually hot region so ive been getting more shorts. Seersucker, navy, patchwork, terry cloth. Usually wear those and an untucked seersucker, chambray, or madras shirt. Most of my shoes go with that combo so i cycle between loafers, wallabees, bluchers, birkenstocks, & sneakers depending on the vibe. Lots of suede since theres no worry about water or mud. For layering i have a mesh & cotton fishing vest which is awesome, fits everything i need to carry without overheating me.

>>18472570 (OP)
i fucking love black kweens so much. i keep masturbating to them

>>18472918
Based. May we all get black gfs this WBS

>>18472669
Having the belly compressed by a belt is an awful and miserable experience, so lowering the pants to the hip bone helps with that.
The only alternative is to wear suspenders but in summer they're less than ideal.

>>18472975
Your pants shouldn't need a belt, they should stay up reasonably well without one

>>18473455
Yeah, you'd need a belt only if you're fat with a waist wider than your hips. My high waisted pants sit perfectly fine without a belt.

>>18472570 (OP)
franky from one piece and brad pitt from once upon a time in hollywood

>>18473455
I don't have woman hips nor use tight pants for them to grab on my ass, so how are they supposed to defy gravity? It's an honest question, pic rel is me in case you want to call me a fat fuck or whatever. All my pants fall to the hip bone unless I use suspenders to keep them up.
>>18473527
Belt loops without belt looks bad imo.

>>18473586
Umm, you are fat. Skinny fat with a potbelly.

>>18472595
Nor the face.

>>18472595
He is like a tranny version of Phoebe

I’ve been wearing some absolute dadcore/glowiecore stuff like shirts from Columbia PFG and those thin hiking pants with the zip off legs

>>18473586
Based and skinnyfat pilled

>>18473592
>Skinny fat
>>18473728
>skinnyfat
Fair enough, but since at least 99% of the population has a non flat belly, that should answer the original question >>18472669

>>18473996
What jeans?

>>18472975
>Having the belly compressed by a belt is an awful and miserable experience
I can tell you eat a lot of indigestible "food" like grains and fiber

>>18473996
Peak skinnyfat physique

age: 32
from: australia
travelling to: italy

>>18474022
nice try, but my diet is 60% lamb I raise myself and the rest is mostly black tea
>>18474008
some LEE model from 15 years ago, I could check later if you need

>>18472570 (OP)
I LOVE BLACK WOMEN SO MUCH ITS UNREAL man there is this cute girl i see on the ferry boat going to work each morning. we always board the boat at the same entrance and i keep waiting for some excuse to make conversation but she has her headphones in so i usually just admire her beauty in silence.

>>18474368
Anything can happen in White Boy Summer, anon. Next time you see her, give thanks to Chet and go for it

>>18474400
This gif is so cringe, holy fuck.

If you’re not trendmaxxing you’re leaving prime pussy on the table. You should be wearing Old Money, dressing like you’re on a European vacation, at the very least have a rotation of Birkenstocks or wearing Los Angeles TikToker core.

>>18474400
Is this guy also secretly charlie crocket

>>18474063
Your diet is 40% black tea and you're clueless as to why you have gut discomfort?

>>18474400
God I hate wiggers so much it's unreal.

>>18474008
there

>>18473609
Damn Phobe looked like THIS!

Was she autistic btw? She ranted like a madman half the time.

>>18472570 (OP)
FYI Tariq Nasheed says the big afro black ladies commonly go for white boys. Paired with a septum ring this is a dead giveaway. It’s all part of primitive tribeswomen fetishism, an allusion to the bone through the nose stereotype.
These are a good listen if you want to learn more:
https://youtu.be/6N9424fab5Y?si=wF7EKDmVCQYL7B1W
https://youtu.be/L4TAi5azeeE?si=Z-2IHdGW09TKr27l

>>18475356
Interesting. Where do I find these women as a white guy?

>>18472619
>>18472668
He needs it to taper either in or out at the ankle. They’re too baggy at the calf. Either lean into it and get some kind of Kikwear raver jeans or go the opposite route of UFO!s and have some elastic at the ankle. He could keep those jeans he’s wearing but paired with tucked in collared shirt

>>18473527
They just look heinous and naked that’s all, no big deal. The fit on the right with either some kind of nautical style/striped fabric belt, or a 2” fat leather belt with massive rodeo buckle would be the business

>>18473586
Just get tighter pants. Go down a size. I went from 32 to 30 and shits great.

>>18473996
That one is on the fit of the jeans, you’re buying n-word jeans and they are designed to be held up by your dick

>>18475201
She probably was. She was kind of like the Kramer of Friends.

Belts? Suspenders? Come home, white man.

>>18473527
Some of us just have shit genetics with low natural waists. I've got long legs and a short torso and anything high rise ends up being way above my narrowest point, even when I was quite skinny (5'11" 130lb) back in the day. My mom has always complained about the same issue so I know it's a family thing.

Reminder if you don't have at least 15 inch arms you will look Indian in polos.

>>18475513
Based and negro pilled

>>18472595
Doesn't matter what you think. He's tall and white. He wins.

>>18475513
that's the ideal proportion
high waist pants emulate your proportions
just wear regular/mid rise pants

>>18472570 (OP)

>>18475873
Swedish Institute in the Haut Marais, walked past there yesterday kek

>>18472595
>pant break with loafers
yea na

>>18472595
it's a bad pic and he is wearing reddit shoes with jeans and white t-shirt. sneakers would fit better for this outfit.

you on the other hand dress like a manchild. you can't be fashionable while wearing shorts no matter what.
>band tees, cropped ringer, tucked in polo with shorts
lol

>>18475873
A cool place I like too
I recognized the «Si» logo on op’s pic lol

>>18475901
>dress like a manchild
lmao
/fa/ autists just cannot comprehend anything outside what they deem acceptable

>>18475908
yea wearing band tees and shorts is so sophisticated and fashionable you need at least 150 IQ to comprehend it, not to mention the tranny cropped ringer lol. yes tranny, everybody is an autist and you were born in the wrong body.

>>18476169
I don't aim to be fashionable when wearing shorts to survive the 45 degree weather. I still bet I look better than you do though.

>>18474038
what shoes are those

Beach/River core for me.

>Swims shorts mid thigh
>breathable button up loose
>Sandles

Swimming and tanning all damn day.

>>18476459
I've been taking alot of inspiration from beach type styles too. Similar shorts, lighter colors, sandals, converse, open button up shirts. What makes something river core, as opposed to beach core?

>>18476176
too bad you are on a fashion board discussing fashion and tried to play up your basic manchild style as something fashionable and then when you have been called out you retract and try to play it off "akshually I don't aim to be fashionable when wearing shorts", ok bro. and when you wear band tees and cropped ringer you do? lol.
I don't give a shit if you wear shorts as long as you accept it for what it is and don't try to claim it's something sophisticated or fashionable like you did. band tees is cringe too and cropped ringer is some cringe tranny shit on a whole other level.

how do i steal this look

>>18476598
t.

>>18476598
Stay basic

>>18472570 (OP)
What jeans are those

>>18476527
Rivers are redneck beaches.

>>18476828
But what kind of attire would make a more "redneck" style? Jorts, mullets and camo/hunting brand attire?

>>18476907
Camo/hunting stuff for sure. Also fishing stuff. Pit Viper type sunglasses might be a good one too but those have gotten so popular with ironic types that I'm not sure. Definitely tank tops/wife beaters with any kind of "redneck" or bro brand on them.

>>18472570 (OP)
I have a couple of black designer t-shirts and some nice shorts to pair them with. Throw on my sunglasses and I’m good to go most places

>>18475356
i am white guy i got boner now thamks :)

>>18476914
Complete opposite here. Mountains and wild trout rivers draw in a lot of sporty fit people. Colorado/Montana/Idaho/Oregon/Washington

>>18477068
I'm in Central Oregon myself. The rivers here are a weird mashup of rednecks, billionaires on fly fishing trips, and extreme fitness junkie types.

>>18472918
They make terrible wives. They’re loyal enough to not divorce but they cheat and don’t do shit around the house or with the kids.

>>18475369
New York, Philadelphia, Chicago, most Southern cities, Los Angeles is hit or miss

>>18477068
I assumed they'd have a granola style

>>18477112
It's the kind of guy who drives a wrx and owns 8 guns, pit vipers, and birkenstocks

>>18476598

>>18477305
this guy is just hot, he could wear anything

>>18477335
Not everything, and that's the point, that if you look good enough you can wear that and look amazing.

>>18477345
>that's the point
>if you look good enough you can wear that and look amazing
that would be the point of /fit/, not /fa/
if you're good looking you can wear whatever the fuck you want and will still be good looking
if you're ugly tho, you must put some effort in your attire to make it less obvious or distract the attention somewhere else (i.e. cleanliness, taste, hobbies)

>>18476783
never dressed like this or advocated for people to dress like this :), cope.
>>18476598
>>18477305
not fashion

>>18476783
never dressed like this or advocated for people to dress like this :), cope.
>>18476784
>>18477305
not fashion

this guy gets it >>18477411
they don't >>18476784 >>18477305
looking good while wearing rags doesn't change the fact that you are wearing rags.

>>18472570 (OP)
tank top and boy shorts
or no shirt and jeans with boots

>>18478014
Imagine being fresh enough to not know the legacy of Hunter S. Thomson.

>>18478020
Wearing rags while looking good does not change the fact that you look good

>>18478329
yes, but the rags have nothing to do with it
if you wear them instead of the guy who looks good, you won't look therefore never get /fa/ advice from a good looking man

>>18478344
There may be some truth in your words, unfortunately I am good looking so this advice does not apply to me

>>18472817
its honestly quite easy to get girls, its just not worth it. but yea to do it you unfortunately have to go out, like, i met my past few partners at bars or thru friends

How should I dress this WBS to get a gf like this?

>>18478986
dress like you're 6' 4"

>>18479159
But I'm only 6'3"

>>18475901
>you can't be fashionable while wearing shorts no matter what.
Are people who say this genuinely retarded or what? What causes this?