>enemies are throwing gas grenades!
Whoops, hold on. Let me shave my cheeks real quick, I can't put my gas mask on with a 5 o clock shadow. (Who the fuck gives their soldiers gas masks? They're sending us to our deaths, they don't give a shit about us, they don't give us shit)
>Enemies are coming from all sides, we're so screwed! They're going to fuck us
Woah, hold on! I haven't shaved my ass since yesterday, can't let the enemies fuck my ass with a 5 o clock shadow.

Fucking baby faced shavemen. Baby men.
Baby waby naby maybe men.
Facial hair makes people look mature and beautiful. Do you want to be a fucking woman?
>Colonel wait! I'm having my ass shaved! Don't come in yet!
>Major, no! Don't open the door! I'm making sure my cheeks are baby butt smooth. Which cheeks you ask? Well, isn't it obvious?
>WE'RE MEN! MAN UP! GO SHAVE YOUR CHEEKS SO THEY'LL BE SMOOTHER THAN A WOMAN'S!
Jesus, it's ridiculous! It's obvious why people aren't shaved anymore. We're smarter than our grandfathers. And if you doubt that, then let me remind you that your grandparents were:
-probably forced into marriage
-believed in god
-had kids (why the fuck would you bring another person in this shit world?)
-shaved
And of course
-fucking stupid. They can't even turn on a fucking phone.

So, if you see shaved people and you don't recognize if they're certified geniuses of some sort, then please, assume they're fucking stupid and acknowledge their ugliness.

>This shit thread again
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>>18474594 (OP)

>>18474597
Shut the fuck up idiot. Don't trash real people when this place is infested with fucking bots. Embrace creativity and real biological human opinions.
I hope you're just an ignorant fool and not another bot.

>>18474597
Damn. I fell for another bot.

>>18474594 (OP)
Agreed brother!

>>18474628
Not agreed, brother

>>18474607
>Embrace creativity
I wonder how much of a trash heap one's mind has to be to think this thread is somehow creative.

>>18474607
fuck off safety razor thread spammer

>>18474594 (OP)
Well I guess we know who has a shitty jawline

>>18474594 (OP)
>OP is having a meltdown
take your meds

tried a 5-blade gilette razor recently. its so bad. youd think with more blades, itd give you a better shave, but it gives me so many micro cuts (theyre like tiny red dots). it really irritates me around my lips and under my nose and i always cut myself when shaving my adams apple area.
im going back to using a 2-blade gilette skinguard razor. it never irritates me, it gives me a smooth shave (if i shave with and against the grain) and it gives me the best shave of any razor ive ever tried, even double edged safety razors.

>>18475836
Maybe you press too hard. Or you don't use water and lubrication. Otherwise... Really? Those guys invested so much on the fusion 5 model

>>18474594 (OP)
Who are you quoting?

>>18475871
myself

>>18474594 (OP)
both shaved and bearded are great and timeless looks. I don't know what your problem is

>>18475864
i shave in the shower. i wet my face with hot water, then apply this alcohol free shave gel. im careful when applying pressure. it wasnt the fusion 5 though, it was the gillette labs exfoliating bar razor. the one that comes in a black and green box and the razor rotates with your skin, but that makes no difference to a static razor really. just shaved with my skinguard razor, was much nicer. didnt cut myself.

>>18474594 (OP)
Muttbrainded golem doesn't understand basic decorum

>>18474594 (OP)
So keep your basedbeard if it makes you feel more manly. It won't change that you're a giant faggot.