Are speedos effay?

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/25/style/men-swimming-briefs-speedo.html

>>18474649 (OP)
No sir

>>18474651
Why the fuck does his crotch do that?

>>18474651

average fat response

>>18474665

>>18474649 (OP)
subtle buckposting

>>18474649 (OP)
Yes, but only if you're a perfect 10/10 guy. If you're not a perfect 10 then speedos will look ridiculous on you.
I'd argue it's the same for women and bikinis. Like have you SEEN most women in bikinis? They just look bad. I'm saying the truth. A perfect 10 looks amazing in a bikini but most women just don't.

>>18474843
I think this is why speedos and the like are coming in fashion. The world is getting fatter and fatter with half and even more of the adult population being overweight to obese. It is becoming fashionable for those people who are actually fit to flaunt it.

>>18474649 (OP)
>Bode swimming briefs ($210).
kek

>>18475224
https://bode.com/products/swimming-briefs-green
They don't even look good
The high-waist cut is the worst for swim briefs, it makes everyone who wears them look like a dork. Swim briefs need to be low waist to look athletic

>>18475228
True. And its not ever performance enhancing/fit for the purpose of swimming

>>18474843
I don't agree about women. There are a lot of landwhales that look awful in anything, for sure, but IMO any woman who isn't obese can look decent in a bikini as long as they choose the right cut. Most don't though.
You're right about dudes but I think a lot of that is because of the stigma as much as anything else, you have to look insanely good to make up for how unpopular they are.

>>18475228
>$210
I can cut an old swimming suit into the shape of a Speedo for free