Just give up

>>18476851 (OP)
OKKKKAAAAAAY!

>>18476851 (OP)
desu he is actually cool. why do ppl seem to hate on him is beyond me lmfao

>>18476851 (OP)
He's fat, fat people simply can't make into it.

>>18477094
Alcoholic who had a midlife crisis which led him to become a cringe rockstar. Keith Richards probably molested him 40 some years ago

>>18477094
His fake persona is annoying.
I get that he's shy behind all this, but it's kind of sad to be like that at this age.

>>18476851 (OP)
Johnny might actually be the least fashionable person alive

>>18477542
Not always. From Depp to Derp.

>>18477546
His issue is the tries so hard to look edgy and like a rockstar and it shows. It looks very forced and deliberate
Take a look at Keith Richards or Joe Perry and then look at Johnny. Keith exudes this aura and style to him because he's the real deal. Even in his 80s he's still the same old Keith he's always been. Johnny is just some redneck retard from Kentucky who does what he thinks will make him look cool, and it shows

Whys he got a yu-gi-oh card handing from a string around his waist?

>>18477547
Yeah, he wants to a rockstar so bad, but he's just a sitcom actor who's mostly known for good family fun movies (you can count his "indie" movies on one hand).
He's been pure Hollyweird cattle since he was 21 Jump Street.

Seethe, collectively.

>>18477559
For how long did he look like this?

>>18477565
30 years. Johnny aged extremely well up until just recently. He looked really good into his mid 50s and then he hit the wall at 100 mph and aged like milk
Basically up to the trial with Amber is when he finally cracked and started to show his age. Chronic alcoholism, drug usage and the stress of a high profile trial will do that to you, I guess

>>18477565
Roughly 25 years.

>>18477565
45 here

>>18477553
KEK How did this guy glow down this badly, did he lose a bet or something?

He looks like he's realised at sixty that he's truly a woman deep down, and has been on estrogen for six months, but starting to realise he's left it too late.

>>18477619
>did he lose a bet or something?
He lost many bets... for 20 years in a row.

>>18477539
>He went to the same speech and dialogue coach as Madonna

>>18477642
Who does tom cruise go to? I watched hos top gear episode with cameron diaz and his behavior was like someone wearing a skinsuit, none of it even remotely authentic. Like the real Tom is somewhere far, far away

>>18477863
Tom is a high ranking scientologist. They spend millions on marketing him a certain way. He can't show a single flaw in his behavior or it will draw skepticism to scientology. They have cultivated a manchurian candidate and of course it comes off as uncanny because these people are fucking insane.

>>18478949
>>18477863
It’s a publicity engagement, aka the shitty part of his job. If you want to see Tom authentically happy and engaged, watch him jumping a motorcycle off a cliff.

>>18477553
this looks like My own private Idaho

>>18476851 (OP)
This outfit just looks retarded desu