>>18478089 (OP)just get a wool baseball cap. it's what they were originally made of before sports uniforms cheapened. i find them warm enough in the winter up north, you can also get wool ones with fold down ear-muffs (usually marketed towards hunters.)
they breathe well too, i find they feel the same as wearing a cotton twill hat up until over 90*f.
>>18479357they're really good these days, that shit's down to a science because black girls.
if a girl finds out you glue one on though yeah they will knock that against you. won't stop you from getting your dick wet but might impede dating some girls won't care. fwiw its starting to show that hair loss is partially epigenetic via environmental factors so if you give your kids a better life than you had with diet/exposure to endocrine disruptors/etc it will make the genes they pass on better in theory.