Why are people like this?

>>18484279 (OP)
i bought a pair
i sometimes piss myself when drunk or using diuretics so this way I can just tell people I'm wearing those jeans and if they've seen me wearing them and know I own a pair, they will just think it's those jeans

>>18484289
I'm sure they won't smell the piss

>>18484279 (OP)
Sheep mentality
If a cool person on a runway with a cool person with a drawing board behind them tells them this is cool and you should like thing, they like thing, regardless of the quality of the thing

>>18484279 (OP)
high end fashion is a competition how much bullshit people are willing to buy. nothing more, nothing less

>>18484279 (OP)
It's a humiliation ritual. Same with whoreish clothes of women. Designers and the elite push them onto people just to fuck with them and laugh at them. It's how they entertain themselves, by changing the mentality and culture of people for generations to come. That's how they exert their power and influence over millions and satisfy their ego and megalomania.

>>18484279 (OP)
You mean you can't afford $800 as a joke purchase?
Get a job you subhuman cunt

It's a novelty thing. When you're already insanely rich and already have everything you could possibly want clothing wise you end up buying stuff like this. You've already got 10 pairs of the finest most expensive denim but you don't have any pre-piss stained ones. Rich people want to spend money but they literally run out of things to buy.

Demna / Vetements / Balenciaga basically made their fortune off of this type of extremely wealthy and extremely bored customer. There's also a kind of sardonic and perverse humour to it all. You could buy something nice and respectable but you're not going to. You're going to buy something stupid, expensive, ironic, and detached because it amuses you.

t. someone who sold this type of stuff

>>18484664
god i wish i sold shit to rich people

>>18484664
>t. someone who sold this type of stuff
I want to know more. Any cool stories?
What are the craziest items you sold?
Who were your weirdest customers?

>>18484279 (OP)
yeah that's a complete waste of money, i can piss in my jeans for free.

>>18484685
it's not that great. generally the cooler / more fun / more chill / better co-workers the job has the worse it'll pay and they'll be no commission. think working in a cool obscure streetwear store that sells undercover and margiela. on the other hand if you want to make bank you need a commission job which means it's going to be boring / not fun / not chill / with demonic co-workers. think the bottega venetta purse counter inside a department store.

so it can be fun but you're gonna be broke or you can make money but it's going to suck ass. i've done both and everything in-between.

>>18484688
>Any cool stories?
yeah, so many that it's impossible for one to immediately come to mind. i did 10 years of luxury retail before transitioning out. you gotta be more specific.

>What are the craziest items you sold?
it's fur coats and nothing else comes close. ready to wear is kind of a joke to me now. a $15,000 leather jacket from the row is like something you would throw in for free if someone was an excellent customer in the fur business.

>Who were your weirdest customers?
no one is that weird. everyone is just looking for a way to distract themselves from their problems. people can be awkward or high maintenance or even somewhat abrasive but no one is really that weird or strange.

you gotta remember when you go into a luxury store there are all these things we do to make you feel awkward and like you need to be on your best behaviour. i guarantee someone who works at walmart would have way more weird customer stories than i would. that's a retail environment where people feel completely free to walk in and be weird as fuck and not follow any basic societal rules.

>>18484279 (OP)
It’s a fucking joke you absolute gullible cretins.

>>18484720
>you gotta remember when you go into a luxury store there are all these things we do to make you feel awkward and like you need to be on your best behaviour.
Could you elaborate? Sometimes I've suspected this but a lot of the time I'm not sure this is true. I shop on Worth Avenue once in a while and I don't think I've ever been made to feel this way, but maybe a bit more often in random expensive mall stores.

>>18484743
what's there to elaborate on? do you feel like a luxury store is a place where you can be weird? theres usually a security guard always 10 feet from you. like i said, maybe people have weird thoughts inside their head but i dont have many experiences of people acting weird to my face. usually people are polite, cordial, etc. because that's the natural way people respond to being in that type of environment.

like i said go talk to someone who's worked at walmart or a gas station or something. they'll give you weird customer stories. because those are places where people have no respect for the merchandise or the workers or even the store itself. those are places where people can be alone with the one worker at like 2am or something. thats the type of setting that brings out people acting weird or attracts weird people in the first place.

>>18484771
>do you feel like a luxury store is a place where you can be weird?
Generally, yes. Obviously don't act threatening or try to steal or damage merchandise, but that's it.

>>18484771
Can you make an AMA thread? I’d really like to hear more from you

if you dont see the case for getting the pee stained look without actually having to piss yourself you're just not into fashion, and thats ok.

if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

>>18484289
You can tell them you bought those but still be wearing normal jeans If you're pissing in them.