Why aren't you Norwood-maxxing? - /fa/ (#18485238) [Archived: 124 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:01:13 PM No.18485238
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With all zoomies getting hair transplants being naturally balding will become a unique and attractive trait. It will be a status of high test, masculinity and "IDGAF" attitude.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:08:41 PM No.18485245
statham would be masculine even with hair, it's not the baldness that makes him him
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:14:36 PM No.18485247
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if that's what you have to tell yourself to avoid contributing to the male suicide statistic feel free i guess
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:15:56 PM No.18485248
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>balding is hecking alpha y'all
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:06:24 PM No.18485269
>>18485247
This pic is the reason why I feel bad about balding
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:26:41 PM No.18485274
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>>18485238 (OP)
>>18485247
>>18485248
It's the hypermasculinity that allows him to pull off balding. Bruce Willis was attractive as well. It doesn't work otherwise.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:48:44 PM No.18485316
>>18485238 (OP)
>Why aren't you Norwood-maxxing?
i'm not balding... yet
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:08:16 PM No.18485345
>>18485274
>basedboy.jpg
>hypermasculinity
he's just fat
fat is always the problem, no matter how much hair they got or lack
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:31:00 PM No.18485432
>>18485238 (OP)
>B-BUT DUDE YOU CAN BE JASON STATHAM!!!!1
why is it always like the same 3 celebrities?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 7:58:34 PM No.18485451
>>18485432
Its not even accurate either. Statham, willis, and the rock would objectively look better with stubble on their hairlines. Literally shaving your head still benefits from having some hair left.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:58:10 AM No.18485663
>>18485238 (OP)
Not everyone has chiseled Roman bust looks like Statham. Most guys who go bald will just look worse.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:02:45 AM No.18485665
>>18485238 (OP)
I actually went and got myself a Norwood 2 hairline on purpose—yeah, permanently. Not because I lost my marbles, but because it fits the look I’m after. Now I slick it back proper and throw on thick-rimmed sunglasses like I’m some kind of mid-60s Godard knockoff. I am in my early twenties.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:39:06 PM No.18486220
yeah slaphead+muscles is the nichemaxing meta for getting goth girls now that every zoomer is on finasteride
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:00:33 PM No.18486260
>>18485665
how did you do it?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:06:12 PM No.18486264
>>18485238 (OP)
if you are in good shape physically and have some facial hair then you typically get away with having a shaved head
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:31:37 AM No.18486342
>>18485245
Yeah, it's being confident, delusional, egotistical, and wealthy. A daring synthesis.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:59:31 PM No.18486850
>>18486260
Nair
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:08:22 PM No.18486862
>>18485238 (OP)
he looks better with hair.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:10:08 PM No.18486905
I could pull off looking bald and I even used to buzz my hair in my 20s but I hate balding because it makes me feel old (which I am). Statham doesn't have that issue because he went bald his teens and has always looked the same.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:59:51 AM No.18487118
>>18485248
balding isn't "alpha", being physically masculine enough to still look good bald is whats "alpha"
>>18486342
being a former fashion model, diver and martial artist is the actual synthesis that makes it work
>>18486862
everybody looks better with hair, but still looking good without hair is hard to do, have you seen his hot fucking wife?!?!?!
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:00:11 AM No.18487234
>>18485238 (OP)
way ahead of you. i'm hardcore diffuse thinning and i'm rocking a 3 guard buzz, i don't give a fuck anymore.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:13:35 AM No.18487236
>>18485238 (OP)
Only works if you have an ideal skull shape
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:23:35 AM No.18487248
EVERYBODY START NORWOODMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Start receding and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless androgen blockers. Don't bother applying for minoxidil, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big hair, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and wigstores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become norwoods like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got transplants and sided with the turks. Make them pay and enjoy that too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTV2S2OtrfM

There is nothing more that jews and their wagie cattle fear than you a norwood taking a big fat shit on their jewified society, never forget that.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:44:56 AM No.18487260
We want hair because we want to attract pretty young girls, not women over 30.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:23:40 PM No.18487615
>>18485451
Generally Id agree, but Statham is a special case. Look at him at the 1990 commonwealth games, hair makes him look like a total fucking dweeb.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:19:54 PM No.18487962
>>18485238 (OP)
>>18485274
He is fat and has shitty facial hear and outfit.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:59:19 AM No.18488567
>>18485274
if he lost weight and buzzed down the sides to a stubble it'd probably look better.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:14:33 AM No.18488581
>>18485238 (OP)
There are very few balding women out there, do you find them attractive?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:38:09 PM No.18488702
Because I'm diffuse thinning and that never looks good
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:43:21 PM No.18488706
when you go bald it's over. nothing you can do to fix it, nothing to cope with. it's just over.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:12:56 PM No.18488723
>>18485238 (OP)
Looking good with a bald head always has and always will be about the size and shape of your head, and how handsome your face is. Most zoomzooms have poorly defined cheek bones and weak jaws, which doesn't bode well for baldness.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:00:02 PM No.18488900
>>18487615
Does he look better with a buzzcut than a severely receded hairline while being clean shaven, yeah probably. Bald =/= buzzcut however and he would benefit greatly from having visible stubble in place of his slick bald forehead as of recently. Sure he can pull it off but that doesn't mean it's preferable.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:04:24 PM No.18488907
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>>18488900
Excuse the quick and sloppy photoshop job but this should get my point across visually
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:07:33 PM No.18488911
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>>18488900
Excuse my quick photoshop job but this should get my point across visually
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:29:04 PM No.18489326
>>18485238 (OP)
There is a reason this is the only example hairlets use