This is how it goes: you buy cute white pants from Loro Piana.

But then your vagina starts leaking discharge. Or you sneeze and that makes you piss yourself just a little bit. AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

The pants become see through, everyone can see your naked twat, the rabbi starts crying and you get kicked out of your cousin's Bar Mitzvah.

WHO THE HECK DECIDED SELLING WHITE PANTS TO WOMEN WAS A GOOD IDEA? THIS IS A FUCKING TRICK. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHITE SWIMSUITS THAT BECOME FULLY SEE THROUGH WHEN YOU GO SWIMMING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? HOW IS SELLING THIS SHIT LEGAL :angry emoji:

I read all of this in a Long Island accent…

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>>18487109 (OP)
>Or you sneeze and that makes you piss yourself just a little bit
???
might wanna get a new penis bro that's not normal

>>18487109 (OP)

Hear me out

>>18487109 (OP)
"Women's pants" itself are a fucking psyop. Pants are men's clothes. Women wearing pants are cross dressing transvestites. Wear a skirt you tranny. Or cover your ass and crotch, like with the Indian outfit of kurta-pajama.

P.S: YWNBAW

I cannot forget the one time I noticed a spot of red on the rear of a girl's white jeans in high school. I wish I had told her to wrap a shirt around her waist.

>>18487161
wait until you get older

>>18487185
so is it these pajeets that spam the internet about how seeing a hot girl makes them angry?

>>18487185
You will never be white