I've never seen a hot person drink Monster

>>18493492 (OP)
what do hot people drink?

>>18493493

>muh person
Just say guy or girl you faggot tranny. Why do people talk like complete fags these days?

>>18493504
>type more to convey less
genius

>>18493493
la crocks or that really expensive antioxidant soda

>>18493504
>trannies invented the word person
Totally not mental illness

>>18493492 (OP)
I usually pour it in an insulated bottle to keep it cold, so you wouldn't notice
aussie lemonade by the way

>>18493492 (OP)
What does Monster even taste like?

>>18493504
the janny is a jewish troon and he makes 85%+ of these low effort spam/bait threads. he's why this board has been in steep decline since 2015. look up what anons found during the srs raids on 4plebs sometime.

>>18493492 (OP)
True, the only exception is white monster

Your mom's hot and she loves drinking from my white monster.

>>18493574
>eally expensive antioxidant soda
It's not good. It tastes like (artificially) sweetened chemicals.

>>18493493
Water and herbal teas. Emphasis on the herbal part. I could go into a whole rant about how much I love water.

>>18493855
Is this you, anon?

>>18493922
No I have bigger forearms

>>18493610
Take your meds you schizophrenic manlet freak.

>>18493524
Nobody used to say "muh person" like a fag before trannies. If you're a man, you said guys and talked about men. You wouldn't even consider women and try to use bullshit like inclusive language. Or you just spoke in plurals and said 'people', not "person".
>>18493519
>convey less
What less? There are only men and women. Trannies are mentally ill men or women who don't deserve their separate categories.

>>18493953
>obsessed with trannies
Take your meds stupid autogynephile

>>18493989
You know I'm right, tranny faggot.

>>18493939
Can I see :O

>>18493953
>What less?
are you retarded?
person conveys both man and woman, saves you time typing
anyone can see what you mean
typing just man or just woman means you lose out on the other
you have subhuman iq

>>18493492 (OP)
Nice stealing the best tweet from Trump you moron. You do understand he is the president of the united states? It's like his best tweet...

all hot skinny alt girls drink monster

>>18494027
How many women do you see drinking Monster you faggot simp? Are women even associated with Monster? Monster is a male drink. There's no reason to include women in this conversation. Only a white knighting male feminist simp or a tranny would try to be inclusive in this case. Not everything needs to involve both the sexes you faggot cuck. This is what I'm talking about. The trannification of men.

>>18493946
this is the janny posting.
>meds
>schizophrenic
>manlet
see what i mean? everything out of his mouth is reddit language.

>>18494084
females make up like 1/3 of energy drink sales and the amount of women drinking them is rising. not sure about monster specifically though.

>>18494084
Monster energy is for alt girls who wish they were men (femboys, not actual men) and femboys. Sorry to break it to you

>>18494084
your masculine energy drink, sir.

>>18494112
They number of alt women wishing they were men is on the rise as well. A travesty.

>>18493855
I've never had a white monster, are they actually good? I'm about to be 39 and I feel more and more like the boomer memes every day so maybe I need to start drinking them.

>>18494127
Don't drink monster. Coffee if you need a pick-me-up. Strong ones. And teeth whitening strips to combat that yellowing that will come with the coffee.

>>18493953
>Nobody used to say "muh person" like a fag before trannies. If you're a man, you said guys and talked about men. You wouldn't even consider women and try to use bullshit like inclusive language. Or you just spoke in plurals and said 'people', not "person".
You are a schizo.

>>18494133
he is right the way you talk is orwellian newspeak and terminally brain-rotted. its a tad ironic that you post samueljohnson.jpg because anyone that's familiar with literature from the last century knows exactly what anon's talking about. not "schizo" at all.
calling everything that's unknown to you "schizo" is newspeak as well. you're not the arbiter of all knowledge -- in fact you're probably not even particularly bright. you think too highly of yourself and have a fragile ego so when someone says something above your level of understanding/knowledge you default to automatically calling them wrong and dismissing them with no evidence just name-calling. this is known as sophistry. a behavior pattern associated with people who haver middle to slightly above average intelligence but a very inflated view of their own competency.

>>18494113
The vast majority of women wouldn't touch Monster with a 10 foot dildo. Energy drinks like these give them the ick because they remind them of neckbeard gamers and incels.

all the hot girls i work with have access to energy drinks ive never even seen in stores. they also have a new brand every other week. this has been going on for at least two years at my work. from celsius to alami to the monkfruit redbull, now it's all names that sound like a random letter generator. asqua or stevonia and shit

i get the feeling they buy them from instagram ads

>>18494170
you're clearly out of touch and not interacting with any young women.

+water

>>18494127
I like them, it's a lighter flavor than the other monsters, citrusy with grapefruit or something, one of the few monsters I find refreshing. It's also not bad for your health, that's a retarded boomer meme

>>18494170
Hi boomer how's 2015?

how monster tastes? is it like xl and redbull?

>>18494584
too sweet

>>18494436
Why do they look like shampoo bottles?

>>18494159
You talk like a fag.