Thread 18563344

Why do white people wear shorts?

>>18563344 (OP)
We are northerners by blood, so in hot places we need to compensate.

>>18563345
No, it'e because white people are just fat and shameless now. People didn't used to walk around in shorts as much during the 90s, because they were thin and still had some dignity and self-respect in them. But now, they'll you're dressed up and going somewhere fancy if you're wearing jeans. If you aren't wearing shorts or sweatpants, it's too "dressy" for the average white NPC.

https://youtu.be/n_t9RGUGfQ4

Also, people are just retarded now. They don't know how to wear pants anymore. They think all pants should fit like skinny jeans and only shorts can be relaxed fit. If you wear relaxed fit pants, then even long pants can be comfortable and cooling in hot climates.

>>18563345
No, it'e because white people are just fat and shameless now. People didn't used to walk around in shorts as much during the 90s, because they were thin and still had some dignity and self-respect in them. But now, they'll think you're dressed up and going somewhere fancy if you're wearing even jeans. If you aren't wearing shorts or sweatpants, it's too "dressy" for the average white NPC.

https://youtu.be/n_t9RGUGfQ4

Also, people are just retarded now. They don't know how to wear pants anymore. They think all pants should fit like skinny jeans and only shorts can be relaxed fit. If you wear relaxed fit pants, then even long pants can be comfortable and cooling in hot climates. Skinny pants are better for colder conditions.

>>18563344 (OP)
Give me ONE good reason I shouldn't wear dolphin shorts in summer

>>18563497
Have you ever seen Putin in shorts?

>>18563499
I'm not the leader of a country

Because it isn't socially acceptable to go outside nude. If it was, I wouldn't wear clothes from April through October.

>>18563344 (OP)
Feels good.

>>18563561
Sometimes I wish I was a blue job up in the sky

this boards irrational hatred of shorts is so tiresome

>be not fat
>be somewhere warm
>wear shorts
its not that hard guys

>>18563499
I've also not seen him be 6 feet.

>>18563784
ΒΑΣΙΣΜΕΝΟΣ

shorts on a well shaped man is a sight to behold and relish for most eternities

I wear shorts probably 10 months of the year and nearly every pair are knee lenth cargoes. Linen pants just don't work in 80% humidity.

>>18563344 (OP)
I wear shorts because my girlfriend finds it hot when men wear shorts. They do have to be above the knee though according to her, so all my shorts are above my knees.

>>18563344 (OP)
Theyre comfy and easy to wear

okay i'll be honest. i'm a pretty ugly mofo but i have pretty nice legs. my legs are all i have to show off

>>18563783
He looks like a deadbeat 40 year old bum who spends all day lying around on his parent's couch making up excuses for why he failed in life. You're fucking retarded if you think that degenerate look is "effay".
>>18563784
Looks like a retard who walked out of his house in his boxers without wearing pants. It's like two decades of slobwear has fucked up everyone's perception of what a grown man with any self-respect and dignity should dress like in public. Absolute subhumans.

>>18563344 (OP)
because god specifically told us that we could.

>>18563344 (OP)
Because it's hot, or it was, anyway.

>>18564108
If it's hot you wear loose fitting, airy, breathable pants and shirt, not gay little tight shorts and slim fit t-shirts. People wore shorts at the beach not because it's hot but to not get their pants wet. But retarded untermensch thought they're supposed to wear shorts everywhere during summer. Shorts are beach and pool wear, not summer wear. That guy in your picture as well is wearing shorts not because it's summer but because he's at a hotel or resort's pool.

>>18563344 (OP)
Shorts are only bad if you’re wearing them with a T shirt. You have to compensate with a collared shirt if you’re not going to wear pants imo.

>>18564095
god only talks to mediterraneans.

>>18564170
tell that to the LDS

>>18564170
He was the god of jews. Retarded white people decided to abandon their own gods and larp as jews instead.

>>18564089
absolutely seething
>He looks like a deadbeat 40 year old bum who spends all day lying around on his parent's couch making up excuses for why he failed in life.
this is so funny given whos in the photo lol

imagine being so ashamed of your body you cant show off any thigh. thats crazy.

its so funny newfags dont know

>>18564200
>>18564203
Again, retard, they're dressed like that because they're near water. You don't walk around in the city wearing shorts just because it's hot. For that you wear loose fitting clothes, preferably in thin fabric. Nobody wants to see your sweaty skin or come in contact with it. Keep your filth to yourself.

its so obviously over for the anti-shorts crowd.
no joie de vivre. no zest for life.

>>18564216
oh youre one of the """old money""" spammers.
go back to tiktok

we already have pigslim and moldbeard. i think the "old money" spammer who posts the 'pol guide to dressing white' thing in every thread should be called swampass- projecting his own disgust with his own disgusting body onto normal people

>>18564226
schizo

>>18564226
So you're the tranny janny.

>>18564234
i thought the old money guy and the sexcore guy was the same dude. apparently not. cuz in 2025 theres a lot of crossover between the two

>>18564234
not a tranny

>>18564241
id say its a safe assumption. or maybe its a handful of people. and by people i mean pajeets

>>18564089
>He looks like a deadbeat 40 year old bum who spends all day lying around on his parent's couch making up excuses for why he failed in life. You're fucking retarded if you think that degenerate look is "effay".

Again we can picture immediately what a person writing this message looks like.

>>18564245
i pictured this

During summers dress like a grown man, not a toddler. Even children dressed in a more dignified way before the the 2010s.

even children dont have such a weak sense of masculinity, dignity, and maturity as you

>>18564251
No man has ever looked better in shorts compared to pants. Your obsession with wearing shorts and flashing your legs in the name of masculinity is a very feminine and homosexual behavior. Shorts are beach and pool wear. Everywhere else you wear pants like a civilized man.

>>18564254
you do things because you need to cling to whatever the highest rung of caste you could reasonably achieve. this is like one step removed from lacking free will.

its like i said; weak sense of dignity, no joie de vivre.

>>18563663
I wouldn't have to walk if I could fly.

>>18564266
If you don't understand why dignity and aesthetics matter, then you don't belong on a fashion board.

>>18564244
he also posts on pol and fit as well

>>18564220
>>18564226
Old Money Chads do wear shorts