Thread 18576636

Need a fashion bf that buys me clothes and uses me as his irl Barbie doll

>>18576636 (OP)
Unfortunately you're a greasy Turkish man so this will never happen

I'd rather have a dress up doll bf desu

>>18576648
I'm right here bro

>>18576636 (OP)
Good luck finding that when actual dress up dolls exist

>>18576639
>a turkish man wants woman’s clothes
Yeah sure
>>18576705
Doesn’t move, ugly unless you’re into mannequins

>>18576717
> doesn't move

and yet is still more like a woman than OP, who despite him being a flaming faggot, will never be a woman

>>18576727
Thinking everyone is a tranny is so porn brained
Seek help

>>18576636 (OP)
remember when kanye did this with that blonde nutcase after he left kim? good times.

>>18578201
I wouldn't want to be outside half naked tho
but the principle of it is kinda the same i guess

>>18576636 (OP)
I would but if you are a real woman

>>18578298
>>18576732
>>18576636 (OP)
why you thinking about porn? you want your pussy fucked by an old east asian japanese man?

>>18578513
What porn? And no Asians thanks

>>18578509
I am
We can meet up if you want

Oh hey look at that, we're getting close to the end of this month's billing cycle

>>18578592
I sent you a friend request on discord i think, because i think this is you Salvia i remember you

>>18578590
I love asian dick.

>>18576636 (OP)
whats are we working we? post a pic of you and your body because if you're a fat fuck theres no way I'm doing that

>>18578641
No idea who salvia is
>>18578655
Ok good for you?
>>18578834
Not posting a pic of myself here
Size 0 - 30 - 13 yo
I could send pics on discord

some nigga about to get catfished and fleeced

>>18578874
>13 yo
Did the government shutdown affect fed training?

>>18578874
You're a child, being in a relationship with an adult is child abuse and illegal

>>18578881
>>18578888
Im actually 25 years old
I’m short and tiny so I can fit in kids clothes

>>18578874
drop a discord then assuming >>18578902 this is true lol

>>18578908
Yours please ?

>>18578298
im talking about the julia girl not his current wife

my wife both hates and loves when i buy her shit so it has made me trigger shy, i hate women (i love them)

>>18578938
>my wife both hates and loves when i buy her shit
Why? Maybe your style doesn’t fit her proportions

>>18578946
I think women like to drive their husbands crazy as a way to drain their energy so they don't pursue other women.

I'll buy her something, she'll say she hates it, give it to her sisters, her sisters will say they love it and wear it, and then she gets mad at me for not getting her something like her sisters have.

>>18578982
>I think women like to drive their husbands crazy as a way to drain their energy so they don't pursue other women
Based?
Idk seems like a weird behaviour. U could try asking to your wife’s sisters what’s the deal with your gifts

>>18578924
lmao no way youre the one seeking, and i might be interested bit not that much

>>18579005
but*

>>18578924
stahlbau
Right now im working though, so sorry for not responding immediately

>>18576636 (OP)
whomst?

>>18579029
Idk some pic I saw on twitter

>>18579009
Nigger pretending to be me lmao

>>18579052
How can it be you if you never posted your contact..?

>>18579052
Are you a ginger white girl?

>>18579193
Yes

whats up with these femcels on /fa/

>>18579399
there aint many really, this one turns out is french, she seems chill

>>18579493
>add nigger
>instantly leaks details about me in my fucking thread
Fucking amerimutt tranny

>muh nigger muh tranny
>attention whoring on le chans
JFL at foids

>>18579508
If you're french and actually 25 od chat. Not interested in parasocial shit relationships though. My interests is women's fashion from the new look era. Wife hates it so I never get to talk about it.

>>18579508
im not a tranny and i didnt leak you, i just said you were french because thats kind of a big deal you want a boyfriend and if they dont live close to you literally how are you going to day, they must be willing to fly over there. Anyway whatever, I'm not trying to make you angry or anything but if you feel this way its ok. I'm going to go do other things, you can legit "leak me" if you want I don't mind.

>to day
*date
Which I likely was willing to do btw
but whatever

>>18579628
If you are married dont be hitting on women dude, infidelity already means you wont be loyal to anyone. friendship with women is a meme and i doubt she is interested in just chatting about fashion with a random dude, she can do that here anonymously already anyway.

Eurofags in the house

>>18579882
yeah Eurofags will have more luck, I'm American so like I would have to make plans to travel, to a like 1/4 English speaking country, to a place where likely i cant get a job to maintain her unless her dad is still present and can give me a job to do to care for her, etc.
It's just almost impossible. So Eurofags have at thee, I tap out, I must date something closer to me, I don't believe in long distance relationships often they just dont work out.

>>18579508
Just drop yours already, I'm not posting mine here

>>18579804
I'm not hitting on a woman sperg retard. I have plenty of femoid friends. Honestly more than men which is annoying at times.

>>18580028
>Honestly more than men
that is unusual how come?

>>18580042
mega unusual, i don't believe it even for a moment he aint hitting on line 5 of them at a time.

>>18580042
I'm super competitive. Getting better at it and mellowed out a lot since marriage/kids.

Most men are dogshit at convo anyway desu. Usually only older guys can bullshit effortlessly.

>>18580384
>Most men are dogshit at convo
It’s even worse than that